No just no. Did I say no? Did I mention no? Did I not say no? How many times do I have to say no? No no no no no! Is this enough? I can no more times if need be!!! No.....
Nero does know the stardate he's arrived at, because the captain of the USS Kelvin tells him after coming aboard. He still waits 25 years plotting "revenge" on the people who tried to help his planet but failed, and without warning Romulus about the impending supernova. Make of that what you will.
@@TathD It's explained in the comic, Nero was imprisoned on a klingon prison planet while his damaged borg technology time-ship was in orbit slowly reparing itself making Nero's escape possible.
Well, to be fair, the idea of a young Spock and Kirk is sound for the plot, just they could have given more than they did. Kirk was established as a rebel and Spock was treated as an outcast by his peers. Both have issues and personal matters that need to be solved, they are both broken and have suffered, yet they together are going to save the Galaxy many times over. I wish the plot would have given more in that area. The Older Spock was correct, the Universe needs both of them.
>is mad at Spock for accidentally blowing up his planet >goes 154 years back in time >sits around for 25 years >Never warns Romulans of it's future doom Plot holes are TIGHT
i think it was actually explained, he was ANGRY that his planet was blown up and so he wanted to kill the guy he thought was responsible after blowing up his planet for revenge. As far as he was concerned "it already happened" so his anger needed to be satisfied. He apparently just didnt care about saving the planet, he only cared about revenge. Honestly, im surprised they didnt just use the BS reason of "if i stop it, it will create a paradox" Literally would have solved the problem and taken about 10 seconds. Thats as long as they took to pan the camera in some scenes.
@@jessiejanson1528 the way Star Trek seems to do tome travel, it actually makes sense. Stoping Romulus blowing up wouldn't save HIS planet, it would just create a different timeline. The original timeline he's from would still exist and thus, his family and home would still be toast. He could have tried warning the new timelines Romulans, but he probably figured they wouldn't believe him or something. So, he had the original timelines Spock who had failed and let his home blow up, so what does he do? Blows up Spock's home. From the POV of a nut-job psycho, it actually makes perfect logical sense.
“And how would you shoot this thing?” “Like a film student who doesn’t know when to stop moving the camera, and then post produce it like a VFX student who fell in love with a lens flare filter.” “Amazing.”
@Charlie Vetsworth considering lens flare is something to be avoided and modern cameras are designed in such a way to reduce chance of lens flare, no, no lens flare is preferable.
Charlie Vetsworth I think people make fun of Abrams' use of lense flares because it's a perfect metaphor for his movies - looks super cool, but has no substance.
@@gjs96 Autopilot is easier to program ("go this direction at this speed"). Ship defenses would be much more difficult unless they were already completely automated.
Black holes are like quantum mechanics. The audience doesn't know squat about them so you really can make up anything and they'll eat it up. It's just sad when a movie contradicts itself with its own made-up nonsense.
"They bullied him 35 times and never tried a Yo Mama joke?" "That's right." "Ohhh uncreative space bullies are tight!" 😂😂😂😂 Ryan is totally underrated lmao
And the rest of shill-crazy Screen Rant is the reason why I'm not. That doesn't stop his videos from popping up on my suggested list, though. Watch enough of any one thing and the algorithm will get the message. But, yeah. At this point, I think he'd probably do better on his own with just a "Pitch Meeting" channel.
@@dancrane3807 it's actually 2 again one I beat you and your overly compassionate friend is gonna come and swing I beat him too and the group morale drops and they all scatter.
More like taking the Gene Roddenberry's legacy, taking a big steaming dump on it, and then forcing it down the throats of young people so they'll never know what Star Trek actually is.
Screenwriter Guy: Right, 'cause he's not the main character, so he can't go places unless he's with the main character. Studio Guy: That makes sense. Wow wow wow. Wow. There is no end to this man's genius.
It was to show that Kirk was reckless and fearless. What I want to know is after several hundred years, where does someone get a classic car like that so he could drive it off a cliff?
Both make sense and they work together. Because this is an alternate history of the Star Trek everyone knew, we are being introduced to a different version of Kirk. He had no father so he grows up a rambunctious little turd. We see Spock's childhood because it helps show the impact of his personal choices and his losses in the film. They work together because the movie was embracing the duality of Kirk/Spock and seeing their troubled childhoods together fit in showing how their characters developed that led them to Star Fleet in spite of their upbringing.
"I think something is wrong with your script. It's leaking" "what do you mean, sir?" "well you're getting lens flares all over my office, I think they're coming from the script" "sir, I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that" "yeah, lemme grab my sunglasses and get off that thing"
Writer: I've got a generic Buck Rogers/Flash Gorden type SciFi action script for you. Producer: Great, but what if instead of using your names, we used names from the original Star Trek? Writer: But my characters are nothing like those Star Trek characters. Have you even seen the original Star Trek? Producer: No...but I have seen money, and I think if we call this Star Trek, we might see some more of it. Writer: Well okay then!
Only about half the comments. Is nobody talking about how some people don't read and just like to use the tired ass ,overused "is nobody talking about".🤢
Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris O'Donnell,Chris Pratt. They all do look similarly. There is a video where Chris Pine sings "I'm not that Chris" to "Uptown girl" on TH-cam.
Amazing work on this one. You covered most of what I thought about from JJs remakes. It is almost like he knew most people wouldn’t care. Rush the plot and origin story, and include everything possible from Nostalgia purposes
Watched this a few times and I NEVER noticed the bloody lens flares....I love that stuff in these vids. Honestly I’d never be on this channel without these skits, they’re genius
“It’s impossible to beat.” “Sounds like it’s impossible to beat.” “Actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.” Ok, we have reached peak super-easy joke.
Writer: You should enlist in Starfleet, you violent drunk. Let's do this thing! Suit: So what does Kirk do? Writer: He does this thing! Suit: Doing things while drunk is tight!
There’s a book series called Spells, Swords, & Stealth involving a group of NPCs who actually decide to do something even though they’re not the players
@John Hillman I don't get why people are joking about Rey using the Force to heal that snake thing and Ben Solo. Baby Yoda also used force healing and nobody's joking about that.
I remember the advertising for this being "This Isn't Your Grandfather's Trek" or something to that effect. Well, grandpa was born to late, but besides that I agree this sure wasn't my Trek: the Trek I grew up with and loved enough to have been able to quote entire parts of episodes and had every single Trek book including non-fiction and the Fotonovels. New Trek isn't worth tribble scat.
Take the Picard we know.. Melt him down. Place the liquid Picard in a Picard-shaped mold, Carbonite if possible. Let sit for twenty years. Crack open with a laser scalpel.
0:05 ProducerGuy: "Is it like a sequel, prequel or a reboot?" PitchGuy: "Yes." Hahahahahahaha. Hey isn't that a TH-cam comments section go-to joke. LMAO
tbh I really like these Star Trek movies. I know that they don't represent anything or whatsoever about the OG Star Trek, but as an action movie like these I rly like it
I enjoyed the second and third movies but this one was really lame. Personally I think the first few OG Star Trek movies and most of the NG Star Trek movies are better than all of the new ones combined.
I think the Young Kirk / Young Spock scenes helped establish some that some of the things the characters were struggling with in an intimate way. We see Kirk has always been a bit directionless and rebellious, the removal of his father from this timeline apparently was not great for his childhood. And Spock’s scene shows a very vulnerable child who hasn’t learned to suppress the display of emotions like his older self has (even though those emotions are most definitely still there). ...ok the Spock one feels more important, but it would be odd to have a Spock child scene without a Kirk one as well.
There you go. You understand it completely. Spock's has more direct impact on the plot. Kirk's is more about how the change in timeline has changed his life. They go together because of course they do.
So Nero did know that he went back in time. But the loss drove him mad, so he became convinced that the only way to save his home planet was to destroy the Federation. There's a scene at the beginning where the captain before George Kirk was taken aboard the Romulan ship and told them the stardate. The Romulans completely knew what date it was. Why they didn't travel to the planet and tell them they need to evacuate before this date, I have no idea
You missed a few good ones. Like, managing to beam Kirk onto the Enterprise despite having no idea where it was at the time. The pretty huge time gap between Kirk regaining consciousness, running from the monster, running into Spock, having him explain everything, then going to the outpost. And yet, despite the trip to Vulcan taking only a few minutes the first time, this time the Enterprise is still on route. That ridiculously huge room they wind up in filled with pipes and machinery which is obviously too large to fit onboard the Enterprise, going by the exterior shots we've seen. Kirk and Spock able to just beam aboard the Narada, despite it being an incredibly advanced ship from a century in the future which apparently has no defences against that. Also, not bringing a huge frickin' bomb with them to blow up the ship if the operation to rescue Commander Pike goes south.
@@ThreadBomb Something something rotating Kerr black hole something something ring singularity wormhole. If all else fails, just bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.
I usually just listen to these videos back to back like I listen to podcasts, and it wasn't until today that I finally got to appreciate the lens flares on the screen
NBC: Uh, Gene, we told you not to add your girlfriend to the pilot episode. GREAT BIRD: Oh, sorry about that. NBC: you're forgiven. Don't add your girlfriend to the series we just greenlighted, ok? GREAT BIRD: got ya. NBC: Um, Gene, can we have a word with you...
It actually might be really hard. The movie was just so unabashedly bad, to the point where it was almost trying to BE bad, that it can get difficult to even make fun of.
I know I'm one of the people who ask for a Star Trek pitch meeting and you didn't disappoint although I love that movie there was some absolutely silly parts in it. Thanks Ryan
@@jonwells385 well what if their parents never did get married. Would they be allowed to take offense then? Like, if their dad was some violent sex criminal and he raped and impregnated their mom?
Everyone's saying that they should make a Pitch Meeting TH-cam channel but Screen Rant isn't going to do that because they know they'll lose all their subscribers then
Just goes to show that JJ is the McDonald's of film: big studio, big budget junk food that offers absolutely nothing good or creative, but is somehow entertaining and successful. Like that Michael Bay guy!
“But how can it be all three, that contradicts time itself” “Listen I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this reboot/sequel/prequel business” “Okay I’ll do that!”
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Adding a little Lens Flare in the pitch meeting is tight
Didn't notice till i read it!
Were way to subtle
Are they a reference or something? I don't remember too much from the film now
@@C00Cker
It's a JJ Abrams film, that's like his signature, all his movies have them,.......like a lot of them
Very tight.
Does anyone else find it a little scary that these two guys are responsible for almost every movie we have ever seen?
Everyday
hollywood monopoly
Having two omnipotent Canadian movies gods is TIGHT!
Two? It's just one guy who's moving really fast. Classic rookie mistake
Disney has been at it using these two
I really appreciate the fact that the video is bordered by lens flairs the entire time without him even mentioning it!
Oh my god, I never noticed that before! That's so cool.
I was just gonna say this, amazing detail work lol
😂😂
How tf am I JUST noticing this?!?! 🤣🤣🤣
I kinda wondered how he would mention it.
I love the fact there's lens flares throughout this video
@@mariusjacobs83 it's a subtle, yet funny, detail that I never knew I needed
Still not as intrusive as they were in the movie
@@battlesheep2552 lmao so true
No just no. Did I say no? Did I mention no? Did I not say no? How many times do I have to say no? No no no no no! Is this enough? I can no more times if need be!!! No.....
I kept thinking something was wrong with my phone at first. Lol.
"It's good to know they were once children and not born fully grown men!"
Brilliant!
Seriously every superhero origin story ever. I mean how many times do we need to see Batman as a kid!?
@@AndreNitroX Do we always need to see Batman's parents dying in super slow motion?
@@kanyerahming Yes. It is a Universal Law.
@@hawkdsl *multiversal
We really need to see Batman’s parents as kids, that’ll work even better!
I want to see the alternate ending where the guy looks at a calendar and avoids all the drama
Came to the comments to say this 😁
I didn't understand the calendar part of the pitch meeting. What's the joke?
Nero does know the stardate he's arrived at, because the captain of the USS Kelvin tells him after coming aboard. He still waits 25 years plotting "revenge" on the people who tried to help his planet but failed, and without warning Romulus about the impending supernova. Make of that what you will.
@@TathD It's explained in the comic, Nero was imprisoned on a klingon prison planet while his damaged borg technology time-ship was in orbit slowly reparing itself making Nero's escape possible.
@@Nikenik2001 Wait, that doesn't explain anything
“I was born at a very young age.”
-The crew members of the Enterprise
Well, to be fair, the idea of a young Spock and Kirk is sound for the plot, just they could have given more than they did. Kirk was established as a rebel and Spock was treated as an outcast by his peers. Both have issues and personal matters that need to be solved, they are both broken and have suffered, yet they together are going to save the Galaxy many times over. I wish the plot would have given more in that area. The Older Spock was correct, the Universe needs both of them.
Stacie Meier well to be fair, you’re not smart and stfu
me too. fortunately my mother was close by tho so i was ok
@@Nixx1.0 wow, how annoying are you?
At age 6 I was born without a face
"Well he was right about a thing so that makes him qualified now."
"Wowowow. Wow."
Are we talking about Kirk or the director?
@@blackshard641 lol
@@blackshard641 Both---and politicians!
Tim Haldane Yes.
I read your comment the exact time Ryan said it...It was beautiful.
>is mad at Spock for accidentally blowing up his planet
>goes 154 years back in time
>sits around for 25 years
>Never warns Romulans of it's future doom
Plot holes are TIGHT
@Michael Freed Not eating is tight!
i think it was actually explained, he was ANGRY that his planet was blown up and so he wanted to kill the guy he thought was responsible after blowing up his planet for revenge. As far as he was concerned "it already happened" so his anger needed to be satisfied. He apparently just didnt care about saving the planet, he only cared about revenge. Honestly, im surprised they didnt just use the BS reason of "if i stop it, it will create a paradox" Literally would have solved the problem and taken about 10 seconds. Thats as long as they took to pan the camera in some scenes.
@@jessiejanson1528 Wasn't he in prison in a deleted scene?
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 no idea.
@@jessiejanson1528 the way Star Trek seems to do tome travel, it actually makes sense. Stoping Romulus blowing up wouldn't save HIS planet, it would just create a different timeline. The original timeline he's from would still exist and thus, his family and home would still be toast. He could have tried warning the new timelines Romulans, but he probably figured they wouldn't believe him or something.
So, he had the original timelines Spock who had failed and let his home blow up, so what does he do? Blows up Spock's home.
From the POV of a nut-job psycho, it actually makes perfect logical sense.
“And how would you shoot this thing?”
“Like a film student who doesn’t know when to stop moving the camera, and then post produce it like a VFX student who fell in love with a lens flare filter.”
“Amazing.”
@Charlie Vetsworth It has more than none, so no.
Cameraman with Parkinson
@Charlie Vetsworth considering lens flare is something to be avoided and modern cameras are designed in such a way to reduce chance of lens flare, no, no lens flare is preferable.
Lens flare is tight.
Go back in time to prevent that intern from showing JJ the lens flare gimmick.
JJ Abrams: Overusing lens flare effects is tight!
Charlie Vetsworth I think people make fun of Abrams' use of lense flares because it's a perfect metaphor for his movies - looks super cool, but has no substance.
You have to wear sunglasses in a Jar Jar film
Love the random lens flares in the meeting part.
Yeah. Those are tight!
Ahhh, I remember when I joined the Navy. I snuck onto a base and they were like "Dang-it, I guess he's in."
Did you bring an apple? You could probably be a captain if you brought an apple.
I tried that at Nellis AFB, and all I got was a LOT of security questions.
@@Pimp-Master And you didn't even get to meet the aliens?
@@blindleader42 Nope, I'll never be Kirk in that respect, haha.
So, did you do something brave on a ship you stowed away on after that to later become its captain?
I just want to say that I truly appreciate these Pitch Meetings. They're my favorite part of this channel.
Found you
For some of us, they're the _only_ part of the channel =)
@@jamesanthony8438 They make other videos?
The rest is utter garbage.
TIL there are other videos on this channel than Pitch Meetings.
In defense of George Kirk staying on the bridge he did use the ship's defenses to protect the escape shuttles as they were leaving.
So he can program the ship’s trajectory but not its defenses?
@@gjs96 Autopilot is easier to program ("go this direction at this speed"). Ship defenses would be much more difficult unless they were already completely automated.
And it does free him up to keep playing Thor, so there's that.
@@gordoschmordo2826 super convenient!
@@toddthacker8258 I guess they don't have remote desktop in the future? Also we have entirely automated CIWS on warships right now.
“Wait so do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?”
“They literally do anything I want” 😂😂😂
Black holes are like quantum mechanics. The audience doesn't know squat about them so you really can make up anything and they'll eat it up. It's just sad when a movie contradicts itself with its own made-up nonsense.
Lol like cold fusion. A bunch of 90s movies always hyped that up because no one knew what that was
Well okay, then!
They knew the drill.
tommy cane115 Clearly you are poorly educated in physics.
If in 30 years when I'm 80 and I'm still watching Pitch Meetings, I will have deemed my life was a good one.
That's a pretty low bar, but okay.
@@notyou8716 Yeah, I know, but I am doing the best with what I got. :-)
Deeming your life was a good one because of watching TH-cam videos is TIGHT
Yeah yeah yeah
Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience
Lens flares are the attention to detail that makes Ryan so successful!
"They bullied him 35 times and never tried a Yo Mama joke?"
"That's right."
"Ohhh uncreative space bullies are tight!"
😂😂😂😂
Ryan is totally underrated lmao
My favorite part! 😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated? Every pitch meeting video is loaded with comments saying Ryan is carrying this channel
@@bodoque_csm
Sure but his subscriber count is still pretty low.
Ryan is the only reason I'm subbed
I think that's everyone here
Isn't this Ryan's channel?
Fair enough!
And the rest of shill-crazy Screen Rant is the reason why I'm not. That doesn't stop his videos from popping up on my suggested list, though. Watch enough of any one thing and the algorithm will get the message. But, yeah. At this point, I think he'd probably do better on his own with just a "Pitch Meeting" channel.
His videos are Tight!
"In case you hadn't noticed, there's four of us and only one of you."
"So go get two more guys and that will make it a fair fight."
Pretty cool line.
Reyna to the hunters of artemis
"We have you 4 to 1.
I like those odds."
What would Jack Reacher say?
Similar line in Hooper, 1980
@@dancrane3807 it's actually 2 again one
I beat you and your overly compassionate friend is gonna come and swing I beat him too and the group morale drops and they all scatter.
Bully: Yo mama so human that she'll most likely get old and die in 70 to 80 years.
Space possy: *Oooooooooooooooo*
@Lost Aquarian jesus
@Lost Aquarian absolutely destroyed
*posse
You just ruined that man's whole career!
Oh excrement son. Are you going to allow him logically state your set? 😂😂😂
“It is like a reboot or a sequel or a prequel?” “Yes”
All of them YES!!!!!
The movie being all 3 was tight!
More like taking the Gene Roddenberry's legacy, taking a big steaming dump on it, and then forcing it down the throats of young people so they'll never know what Star Trek actually is.
@@PhilBagels yeah basically
"I love it"
Screenwriter Guy: Right, 'cause he's not the main character, so he can't go places unless he's with the main character.
Studio Guy: That makes sense.
Wow wow wow. Wow. There is no end to this man's genius.
“You should enlist in starfleet, you violent drunk” 😂
@Disturbed Individual Whoopsay!
It’s tradition in the Navy!
Military recruitment at its finest
The addition of the lens flares is just so perfect
I thought something was wrong with my computer at first
The young Spock scenes made more sense for Spock's arc that the young Kirk scenes did for Kirk's
It was to show that Kirk was reckless and fearless. What I want to know is after several hundred years, where does someone get a classic car like that so he could drive it off a cliff?
@@robertkarp2070 I bet you could buy a replica horse and bugee right now
@@StewartFletcher A replica horse and buggy would be just a horse and buggy.
Both make sense and they work together. Because this is an alternate history of the Star Trek everyone knew, we are being introduced to a different version of Kirk. He had no father so he grows up a rambunctious little turd. We see Spock's childhood because it helps show the impact of his personal choices and his losses in the film.
They work together because the movie was embracing the duality of Kirk/Spock and seeing their troubled childhoods together fit in showing how their characters developed that led them to Star Fleet in spite of their upbringing.
@@promontorium Nah, it was just crap.
"Is it like a reboot or a sequel or a prequel?"
"Yes."
"I think something is wrong with your script. It's leaking"
"what do you mean, sir?"
"well you're getting lens flares all over my office, I think they're coming from the script"
"sir, I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that"
"yeah, lemme grab my sunglasses and get off that thing"
Lmao!
Missed opportunity for a pitch meeting joke but this is definitely funny 😂😂😂👍
omg that would've been perfect.
I can even hear it in his voices. :P
Jarsia quoting the video makes u gay. Lmao. Unoriginal fool
Writer: I've got a generic Buck Rogers/Flash Gorden type SciFi action script for you.
Producer: Great, but what if instead of using your names, we used names from the original Star Trek?
Writer: But my characters are nothing like those Star Trek characters. Have you even seen the original Star Trek?
Producer: No...but I have seen money, and I think if we call this Star Trek, we might see some more of it.
Writer: Well okay then!
We just found the REAL pitch meeting for JJ Trek.
Is no one talking about the lens flairs that just keep getting brighter
Lens flares are TIGHT!
Ha I was just going to mention that.
Only about half the comments. Is nobody talking about how some people don't read and just like to use the tired ass ,overused "is nobody talking about".🤢
No because who the hell cares?
@@The_Bad_Guy. I'm guessing you didn't see the lens flare in question
It's amazing how much Chris Pine actually looks like Chris Hemsworth
Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris O'Donnell,Chris Pratt. They all do look similarly. There is a video where Chris Pine sings "I'm not that Chris" to "Uptown girl" on TH-cam.
Lukas Wicher Christmas? Christian Mingle? Chrysanthemum?
@@andrewp2681 yes. That too. 😋 Christmas, Winter solstice, Mitra birthday. All at the similar time of the year. 😁
Andrew P I get it lol
welcome to the chrisverse
Amazing work on this one. You covered most of what I thought about from JJs remakes. It is almost like he knew most people wouldn’t care. Rush the plot and origin story, and include everything possible from
Nostalgia purposes
"They bullied him 35 times and never tried a 'yo Mama' joke?"
"That's right."
"Ooooh, uncreative space bullies are TIGHT."
I lol'd so loud at the gym to this
@@akinasgreatest01 weird flex
I died at that!!! 😂😂😂
Not as tight as yo' moma is...
Quoting others is tight!
"How much lens flare do you want?"
"Yes."
3rd time iv'e seen this and only just noticed the screen flare 😂
@@johnnyjohnny6174 all the playlists on your channel suck.
@@johnnyjohnny6174 oh I don't care about that. Just wanted to spread some negativity since you clearly enjoy that
@@johnnyjohnny6174 nah I'm good
Watched this a few times and I NEVER noticed the bloody lens flares....I love that stuff in these vids. Honestly I’d never be on this channel without these skits, they’re genius
"JJ Abrams' over reliance on plot contrivances is tight!"
Plot device by Rube Goldberg.
He perfected his talent by working his way up from being the child of TV producers.
*Just* the right guy to hand this universally beloved multi-billion dollar franchise to. Disney Pitch meeting, probably.
ScreenRant: You are too popular you are being removed from this channel
Ryan: I AM THE CHANNEL
Mr Scribbles Its treason then
@@KiraSunrise Wow, wow, wow... wow!
They've gotta know he's their golden goose.
Considering all their channel promotion heavily features him, I think they know this.
Everything else they do is a waste of time!
The "Wowwowow" bit is my favorite every single time.
I realized I started saying things are "tight". Like its 97
@@JohnGalt916 oh using slang from 25 years ago is tight
My wife: "How can you watch that while sitting on the toilet?"
Me: " Super easy, barely an inconvienence "
Watching things on toilets is TIGHT!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Well done sirs. Well done.
Pooping to pitch meetings is TIGHT.
Same here.
“It’s impossible to beat.”
“Sounds like it’s impossible to beat.”
“Actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
Ok, we have reached peak super-easy joke.
Wow wow wow. Wow.
I'd appreciate it if you'd get all the way of his back on this one!
Barely an inconvenience!
I eagerly await every 'super easy' encounter.
I saw this a mile away. When he said "it's impossible to beat"
Writer: You should enlist in Starfleet, you violent drunk. Let's do this thing!
Suit: So what does Kirk do?
Writer: He does this thing!
Suit: Doing things while drunk is tight!
“He’s not the main character so he can’t go places unless he’s with the main character” 😂
basically a videogame
Wow escort quests in a nutshell
There’s a book series called Spells, Swords, & Stealth involving a group of NPCs who actually decide to do something even though they’re not the players
Is it me, or did anyone else notice that nothing could happen in the original Star Trek without Kirk? What a stage hog!
Q: If a tree falls in a JJ Abrams movie, does it make a sound?
A: only if the main character is around at the time.
"The needs of the producers outweigh the needs of the fans."
SO close.
Lisa Bowers whoopsy
Sums it up perfectly
Editing spellcheck errors is TIGHT!
I see a comment rising to the top in your future.
JJ Abrams is a master at writing plot hole filled films that can distract you with lens flares to forget about all of said plot holes.
“And backflips, snaps the bad guy’s neck and saves the day”
*FAIR ENOUGH*
@John Hillman I don't get why people are joking about Rey using the Force to heal that snake thing and Ben Solo. Baby Yoda also used force healing and nobody's joking about that.
Hacher Unfriended - Wow wow wow!
Snapping bad guy’s necks are tight
More, I need more of your lie stories.
So, Epstein didn't kill himself?
"Adding a lens flair effect must be difficult"
"Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!"
"But the lense flair itself is kinda inconvenient"
"Super inconvenient!"
@@martiansoldier woopsie!
"Adding lensflares makes the movie look super artsy and lets the audience forget about the plot holes" - "Very convenient!"
@@jkb2016 Well, OK then.
I literally just noticed Ryan has lens flares on throughout the entire meeting
They bullied him 35 times and never tried a yo mama joke😂
Yo mama jokes are tight and telling them is super easy barely an inconvenience
All you gotta do is spread your fingers to get a peace from yo mom! She likes it long and prosperous...
‘Wait he was within walking distance and didn’t warn anyone" 😂😂😂
I lost it at the “you violent drunk” part. 😂
Me: "It must be pretty hard to beat up Captain Kirk."
Guys in the bar, Spock, bad guy Romulans: "Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. "
"Why would they do that?"
"I don't know!"
Lol yeah sounds like Hollywood perfectly
35 tries and they never tried a “yo mama” joke? That one genuinely made me LOL
"So do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?"
"They do whatever -- *literally anything I want* "
That part got me 😂
“I knew your dad, you should enlist in star fleet ya violent drunk!”
Ashwin Kelly
Best line ever 😂
Every politician ever
I love the little detail of lense flares in the corner of each screen for when both of the guys are talking
Screenwriter: Whoops
Film Executive: Whoopsie
Moto for life
I remember the advertising for this being "This Isn't Your Grandfather's Trek" or something to that effect. Well, grandpa was born to late, but besides that I agree this sure wasn't my Trek: the Trek I grew up with and loved enough to have been able to quote entire parts of episodes and had every single Trek book including non-fiction and the Fotonovels.
New Trek isn't worth tribble scat.
I'd really appreciate a Star Trek: Picard Pitch Meeting. It feels so ripe with the kind of stuff that makes these things good.
I'm thankful I never saw it, I suppose.
Take the Picard we know..
Melt him down.
Place the liquid Picard in a Picard-shaped mold, Carbonite if possible.
Let sit for twenty years.
Crack open with a laser scalpel.
"That kinda sounds like autopilot. He should probably leave."
Oh, woops!
Woopsie!
@@mind4lease554 Let's fix this. I've edited my comment.
@@UltromanTheTacoman done!
@@UltromanTheTacoman was that hard to do?
0:05
ProducerGuy: "Is it like a sequel, prequel or a reboot?"
PitchGuy: "Yes."
Hahahahahahaha. Hey isn't that a TH-cam comments section go-to joke. LMAO
I feel like this is directed toward me
It is appropriately used, though.
“Is it like a reboot, a sequel, a prequel?
Yes”
I’m dead 😂
Do a brooklyn nine-nine pitch meeting
"I knew your dad, you should enlist in Starfleet"
Yay, nepotism! Exactly the type of star trek universe all the fans have loved over the decades.
tbh I really like these Star Trek movies.
I know that they don't represent anything or whatsoever about the OG Star Trek, but as an action movie like these I rly like it
I enjoyed the second and third movies but this one was really lame. Personally I think the first few OG Star Trek movies and most of the NG Star Trek movies are better than all of the new ones combined.
They do the job of entertaining very well, plus good actors too
I never gave a F about Star Trek, which was always cheesy as hell, so I loved the new movies. All the backlash they get is from the ST zealots.
Love the lens flare in the meeting
I think the Young Kirk / Young Spock scenes helped establish some that some of the things the characters were struggling with in an intimate way. We see Kirk has always been a bit directionless and rebellious, the removal of his father from this timeline apparently was not great for his childhood. And Spock’s scene shows a very vulnerable child who hasn’t learned to suppress the display of emotions like his older self has (even though those emotions are most definitely still there).
...ok the Spock one feels more important, but it would be odd to have a Spock child scene without a Kirk one as well.
There you go. You understand it completely. Spock's has more direct impact on the plot. Kirk's is more about how the change in timeline has changed his life. They go together because of course they do.
I saw that "super easy, barely an inconvenience" from a mile away and it was wonderful
So Nero did know that he went back in time. But the loss drove him mad, so he became convinced that the only way to save his home planet was to destroy the Federation. There's a scene at the beginning where the captain before George Kirk was taken aboard the Romulan ship and told them the stardate. The Romulans completely knew what date it was. Why they didn't travel to the planet and tell them they need to evacuate before this date, I have no idea
Dear Ryan,
a Pitch Meeting for *THE ROOM* would be really tight.
- A fan
A Pitch Meeting where they make The Room make sense would be amazing!
Olga Nohra Dude the whole movie and book Disaster Artist is all about making The Room. Highly recommended, especially the audiobook!
@@Liusila Thank you for the recommendation. I'll have to see if Tubi or Netflix have it.
It would be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
A pitch meeting for "Room" would be...awkward
Why did the bullies have enough emotional thought to pick on someone else for being different?
really, vulcans do have emotions, they just learn to ignore and or control them.
@@nybergsgarage Your comment is illogical.
"Suppress" might be a better word for that.
Stephen Nyberg has the right of it. The Vulcans split off from the warlike Romulans, whom they otherwise look and dress like (in ST:TNG anyway).
I've never clicked on a notification that fast.
It would have been more entertaining if in each cut to a character he added another lens flare until the screen was filled with them.
Add the Beatles, "A Hard Days Night" to one of the monitors, and you've got me buying a ticket.
You missed a few good ones.
Like, managing to beam Kirk onto the Enterprise despite having no idea where it was at the time.
The pretty huge time gap between Kirk regaining consciousness, running from the monster, running into Spock, having him explain everything, then going to the outpost. And yet, despite the trip to Vulcan taking only a few minutes the first time, this time the Enterprise is still on route.
That ridiculously huge room they wind up in filled with pipes and machinery which is obviously too large to fit onboard the Enterprise, going by the exterior shots we've seen.
Kirk and Spock able to just beam aboard the Narada, despite it being an incredibly advanced ship from a century in the future which apparently has no defences against that.
Also, not bringing a huge frickin' bomb with them to blow up the ship if the operation to rescue Commander Pike goes south.
“So wait do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?”
“They do whatever literally whatever I want.” 😂😂😂😂
The problem is that people get black holes and wormholes confused. If you try to travel through a black hole, the only place you'll end up is dead.
@@ThreadBomb Is that the problem?
@@ThreadBomb Something something rotating Kerr black hole something something ring singularity wormhole. If all else fails, just bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.
Other people- "It's gonna be hard for Ryan to make Screen Rant great."
Me- "Actually it's gonna be super easy barely an inconvenience!"
The only thing that would make screen rant great is if they stopped posting everything else.
I usually just listen to these videos back to back like I listen to podcasts, and it wasn't until today that I finally got to appreciate the lens flares on the screen
Oh my God.... JJ turned the Force into the black holes from Star Trek.
I wanna see a pitch meeting for the actual start of the original Star Trek show.
NBC: Uh, Gene, we told you not to add your girlfriend to the pilot episode.
GREAT BIRD: Oh, sorry about that.
NBC: you're forgiven. Don't add your girlfriend to the series we just greenlighted, ok?
GREAT BIRD: got ya.
NBC: Um, Gene, can we have a word with you...
Sharknado! 🦈 A pitch meeting for Sharknado would be super easy, barely an inconvenience... And tight!
Wow-wow-wow! This!
It actually might be really hard. The movie was just so unabashedly bad, to the point where it was almost trying to BE bad, that it can get difficult to even make fun of.
I know I'm one of the people who ask for a Star Trek pitch meeting and you didn't disappoint although I love that movie there was some absolutely silly parts in it. Thanks Ryan
Nostradamus - "In the future people will make lots of money by talking to themselves"
Ryan,
As you've done the first two--here's hoping we will see a Star Trek Beyond Pitch Meeting.
Pitcher witch mee- I mean witch pitch, witch meeting pi, damn it! Witcher pitch please!
"Well it's gonna be pretty hard to make Star Wars but different huh?"
"Actually it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience."
I mean, other than spaceships and aliens, they have pretty much nothing in common. So you may as well say that Superman is Star Wars but different.
Pre-JJ Trek is ofc very different from Star Wars, but JJ Trek is diet Star Wars.
Love how you actually used jj Abrams light art style on this video 😂 attention to detail right there 🖤
Finding a time traveling Mr. Spock and a young Scotty within walking distance is tight!
1:35 they bullied him 35 times and never made a yo momma jokes?..
Yo mama married yo dad. There's some one somewhere that would take offence to that.
Yo mama so human she has a shorter lifespan.
@@jonwells385 well what if their parents never did get married. Would they be allowed to take offense then? Like, if their dad was some violent sex criminal and he raped and impregnated their mom?
And Vulcans think they're so smart!
Its crazy to think before Hemsworth became famous people just thought Chris Pine also played as his dad
Has anyone else started saying “I don’t know” to their bosses in the way the writer does here? Private jokes are tight!
No
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
I'm not sure that's the best career move.
I'm working on "Super easy, barely an inconvenience"... I await the moment it's Tight!
I'm waiting to tell them that I need them to get all the way up off my back about something.
Everyone's saying that they should make a Pitch Meeting TH-cam channel but Screen Rant isn't going to do that because they know they'll lose all their subscribers then
yeah yeah yeah
Ryan has a personal Chanel with the pitch meetings and a ton of original skits
I love how there are lens flares going up and down the sides of the screen the whole time
I'm learning so much about black holes from this
Black holes are TIGHT
ProtMythic ???🤔
Watching this makes me see how bad the movie actually is.
Welcome friend, take a seat... 😏
Nope, just flawed in parts.
@@daredevil6145 So much denial.
@@LachieDazdarian A denial...
Now, it's two😂
@@LachieDazdarian Eh... filled with many more plot holes than i remember, but I still like it.
Just goes to show that JJ is the McDonald's of film: big studio, big budget junk food that offers absolutely nothing good or creative, but is somehow entertaining and successful. Like that Michael Bay guy!
do one for the original series and bring back the wigs
Hell, he should just do anything that requires the wigs.
Wigs are TIGHT
-Is it gonna be a reboot, a sequel or a prequel?
-Yes
Which one😄
@@Thespeedrap it actually is all 3
Im gonna need you to get way off my back
“But how can it be all three, that contradicts time itself”
“Listen I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this reboot/sequel/prequel business”
“Okay I’ll do that!”
Sony: we are leaving
I loved it when Spock looked at the camera and went "It's Trekkin' Time!"
I love that he’s got a picture of himself in a frame 😂