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    Spoiler alert! Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Trek!
    Before J.J. Abrams took over the world of Star Wars with The Force Awakens and the Rise of Skywalker, he revived another classic sci-fi franchise with 2009’s Star Trek, a movie so filled with lens flares it was difficult to see. But from what people could make out, it seemed pretty good!
    Although the movie was a critical and financial success, it definitely raises a few questions. Like why didn’t Chris Hemsworth abandon ship if he was just setting it on a collision course? What was the point of the young Kirk scenes? How was Kirk qualified to be promoted? How did he happen to land on a remote planet and stumble upon the cave where Spock Prime was hanging out? What exactly do black holes and red matter do?!
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to Star Trek!
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  • @Brad772006
    @Brad772006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7312

    Does anyone else find it a little scary that these two guys are responsible for almost every movie we have ever seen?

    • @buccham6354
      @buccham6354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Everyday

    • @illuminati4786
      @illuminati4786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      hollywood monopoly

    • @DustFC
      @DustFC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Having two omnipotent Canadian movies gods is TIGHT!

    • @yashwinning
      @yashwinning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Two? It's just one guy who's moving really fast. Classic rookie mistake

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Disney has been at it using these two

  • @JCMPRadio
    @JCMPRadio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2332

    I really appreciate the fact that the video is bordered by lens flairs the entire time without him even mentioning it!

    • @totallynameless8861
      @totallynameless8861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Oh my god, I never noticed that before! That's so cool.

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I was just gonna say this, amazing detail work lol

    • @rayray8664
      @rayray8664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂😂

    • @stevesmiff
      @stevesmiff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      How tf am I JUST noticing this?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @pauljohnston9574
      @pauljohnston9574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I kinda wondered how he would mention it.

  • @jaylewis9876
    @jaylewis9876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    I want to see the alternate ending where the guy looks at a calendar and avoids all the drama

    • @taylorjade6918
      @taylorjade6918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Came to the comments to say this 😁

    • @HINESisGOAT
      @HINESisGOAT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't understand the calendar part of the pitch meeting. What's the joke?

    • @TathD
      @TathD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Nero does know the stardate he's arrived at, because the captain of the USS Kelvin tells him after coming aboard. He still waits 25 years plotting "revenge" on the people who tried to help his planet but failed, and without warning Romulus about the impending supernova. Make of that what you will.

    • @Nikenik2001
      @Nikenik2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@TathD It's explained in the comic, Nero was imprisoned on a klingon prison planet while his damaged borg technology time-ship was in orbit slowly reparing itself making Nero's escape possible.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Nikenik2001 Wait, that doesn't explain anything

  • @playerpage
    @playerpage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3356

    "They bullied him 35 times and never tried a 'yo Mama' joke?"
    "That's right."
    "Ooooh, uncreative space bullies are TIGHT."

    • @akinasgreatest01
      @akinasgreatest01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I lol'd so loud at the gym to this

    • @nhlfreak1918
      @nhlfreak1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@akinasgreatest01 weird flex

    • @mightbearer
      @mightbearer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I died at that!!! 😂😂😂

    • @1701spacecadet
      @1701spacecadet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Not as tight as yo' moma is...

    • @claudiataylor2955
      @claudiataylor2955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Quoting others is tight!

  • @liar6371
    @liar6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7850

    Adding a little Lens Flare in the pitch meeting is tight

    • @silversurfer8818
      @silversurfer8818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Didn't notice till i read it!

    • @forsaken841
      @forsaken841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Were way to subtle

    • @C00Cker
      @C00Cker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Are they a reference or something? I don't remember too much from the film now

    • @simonhowell4486
      @simonhowell4486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      @@C00Cker
      It's a JJ Abrams film, that's like his signature, all his movies have them,.......like a lot of them

    • @brianhouston5368
      @brianhouston5368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Very tight.

  • @USN1985dos
    @USN1985dos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    Ahhh, I remember when I joined the Navy. I snuck onto a base and they were like "Dang-it, I guess he's in."

    • @FussyPickles
      @FussyPickles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Did you bring an apple? You could probably be a captain if you brought an apple.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I tried that at Nellis AFB, and all I got was a LOT of security questions.

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Pimp-Master And you didn't even get to meet the aliens?

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@blindleader42 Nope, I'll never be Kirk in that respect, haha.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So, did you do something brave on a ship you stowed away on after that to later become its captain?

  • @Alan_One1
    @Alan_One1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    >is mad at Spock for accidentally blowing up his planet
    >goes 154 years back in time
    >sits around for 25 years
    >Never warns Romulans of it's future doom
    Plot holes are TIGHT

    • @karmagrl76
      @karmagrl76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Michael Freed Not eating is tight!

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      i think it was actually explained, he was ANGRY that his planet was blown up and so he wanted to kill the guy he thought was responsible after blowing up his planet for revenge. As far as he was concerned "it already happened" so his anger needed to be satisfied. He apparently just didnt care about saving the planet, he only cared about revenge. Honestly, im surprised they didnt just use the BS reason of "if i stop it, it will create a paradox" Literally would have solved the problem and taken about 10 seconds. Thats as long as they took to pan the camera in some scenes.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jessiejanson1528 Wasn't he in prison in a deleted scene?

    • @jessiejanson1528
      @jessiejanson1528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChangedMyNameFinally69 no idea.

    • @arthurfisher1857
      @arthurfisher1857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jessiejanson1528 the way Star Trek seems to do tome travel, it actually makes sense. Stoping Romulus blowing up wouldn't save HIS planet, it would just create a different timeline. The original timeline he's from would still exist and thus, his family and home would still be toast. He could have tried warning the new timelines Romulans, but he probably figured they wouldn't believe him or something.
      So, he had the original timelines Spock who had failed and let his home blow up, so what does he do? Blows up Spock's home.
      From the POV of a nut-job psycho, it actually makes perfect logical sense.

  • @jonathanstratton321
    @jonathanstratton321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Love the random lens flares in the meeting part.

  • @awesomedonut8228
    @awesomedonut8228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1793

    “I was born at a very young age.”
    -The crew members of the Enterprise

    • @StacieMMeier
      @StacieMMeier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Well, to be fair, the idea of a young Spock and Kirk is sound for the plot, just they could have given more than they did. Kirk was established as a rebel and Spock was treated as an outcast by his peers. Both have issues and personal matters that need to be solved, they are both broken and have suffered, yet they together are going to save the Galaxy many times over. I wish the plot would have given more in that area. The Older Spock was correct, the Universe needs both of them.

    • @Nixx1.0
      @Nixx1.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stacie Meier well to be fair, you’re not smart and stfu

    • @simcard027
      @simcard027 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me too. fortunately my mother was close by tho so i was ok

    • @broomemike1
      @broomemike1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Nixx1.0 wow, how annoying are you?

    • @thegreatherox
      @thegreatherox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At age 6 I was born without a face

  • @MegaRayland
    @MegaRayland 4 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    “And how would you shoot this thing?”
    “Like a film student who doesn’t know when to stop moving the camera, and then post produce it like a VFX student who fell in love with a lens flare filter.”
    “Amazing.”

    • @Carewolf
      @Carewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Charlie Vetsworth It has more than none, so no.

    • @nacl7991
      @nacl7991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cameraman with Parkinson

    • @matane2465
      @matane2465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Charlie Vetsworth considering lens flare is something to be avoided and modern cameras are designed in such a way to reduce chance of lens flare, no, no lens flare is preferable.

    • @r.o.1063
      @r.o.1063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lens flare is tight.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Go back in time to prevent that intern from showing JJ the lens flare gimmick.

  • @toddthacker8258
    @toddthacker8258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    In defense of George Kirk staying on the bridge he did use the ship's defenses to protect the escape shuttles as they were leaving.

    • @gjs96
      @gjs96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      So he can program the ship’s trajectory but not its defenses?

    • @toddthacker8258
      @toddthacker8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@gjs96 Autopilot is easier to program ("go this direction at this speed"). Ship defenses would be much more difficult unless they were already completely automated.

    • @gordoschmordo2826
      @gordoschmordo2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      And it does free him up to keep playing Thor, so there's that.

    • @mastervading4306
      @mastervading4306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@gordoschmordo2826 super convenient!

    • @TalesOfWar
      @TalesOfWar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@toddthacker8258 I guess they don't have remote desktop in the future? Also we have entirely automated CIWS on warships right now.

  • @ballybunion9
    @ballybunion9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    "In case you hadn't noticed, there's four of us and only one of you."
    "So go get two more guys and that will make it a fair fight."
    Pretty cool line.

    • @doboom7948
      @doboom7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reyna to the hunters of artemis

    • @arthurballs7083
      @arthurballs7083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "We have you 4 to 1.
      I like those odds."

    • @dancrane3807
      @dancrane3807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What would Jack Reacher say?

    • @peterwinters8587
      @peterwinters8587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Similar line in Hooper, 1980

    • @siddharthrana9011
      @siddharthrana9011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dancrane3807 it's actually 2 again one
      I beat you and your overly compassionate friend is gonna come and swing I beat him too and the group morale drops and they all scatter.

  • @tediousmaximus1067
    @tediousmaximus1067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1446

    "It's good to know they were once children and not born fully grown men!"
    Brilliant!

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Seriously every superhero origin story ever. I mean how many times do we need to see Batman as a kid!?

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@AndreNitroX Do we always need to see Batman's parents dying in super slow motion?

    • @hawkdsl
      @hawkdsl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kanyerahming Yes. It is a Universal Law.

    • @kanyerahming
      @kanyerahming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hawkdsl *multiversal

    • @magnusquercu9905
      @magnusquercu9905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      We really need to see Batman’s parents as kids, that’ll work even better!

  • @Smokin_Snowman
    @Smokin_Snowman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    "Well he was right about a thing so that makes him qualified now."
    "Wowowow. Wow."

    • @timhaldane7588
      @timhaldane7588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Are we talking about Kirk or the director?

    • @joshuagraham967
      @joshuagraham967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@timhaldane7588 lol

    • @oldenweery7510
      @oldenweery7510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@timhaldane7588 Both---and politicians!

    • @enregistreur
      @enregistreur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tim Haldane Yes.

    • @cameronsekulich468
      @cameronsekulich468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read your comment the exact time Ryan said it...It was beautiful.

  • @pythonjava6228
    @pythonjava6228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The young Spock scenes made more sense for Spock's arc that the young Kirk scenes did for Kirk's

    • @robertkarp2070
      @robertkarp2070 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was to show that Kirk was reckless and fearless. What I want to know is after several hundred years, where does someone get a classic car like that so he could drive it off a cliff?

    • @StewartFletcher
      @StewartFletcher ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@robertkarp2070 I bet you could buy a replica horse and bugee right now

    • @josiahbahuaud2294
      @josiahbahuaud2294 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StewartFletcher A replica horse and buggy would be just a horse and buggy.

    • @promontorium
      @promontorium ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Both make sense and they work together. Because this is an alternate history of the Star Trek everyone knew, we are being introduced to a different version of Kirk. He had no father so he grows up a rambunctious little turd. We see Spock's childhood because it helps show the impact of his personal choices and his losses in the film.
      They work together because the movie was embracing the duality of Kirk/Spock and seeing their troubled childhoods together fit in showing how their characters developed that led them to Star Fleet in spite of their upbringing.

    • @nagoranerides3150
      @nagoranerides3150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@promontorium Nah, it was just crap.

  • @matthewsager925
    @matthewsager925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Lens flares are the attention to detail that makes Ryan so successful!

  • @seamuswalker6879
    @seamuswalker6879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1781

    “It is like a reboot or a sequel or a prequel?” “Yes”

    • @MrDigztheswagking
      @MrDigztheswagking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      All of them YES!!!!!

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The movie being all 3 was tight!

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      More like taking the Gene Roddenberry's legacy, taking a big steaming dump on it, and then forcing it down the throats of young people so they'll never know what Star Trek actually is.

    • @Hector52441
      @Hector52441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PhilBagels yeah basically

    • @anthonymuc
      @anthonymuc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I love it"

  • @madtitanthanos7898
    @madtitanthanos7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I love the fact there's lens flares throughout this video

    • @madtitanthanos7898
      @madtitanthanos7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mariusjacobs83 it's a subtle, yet funny, detail that I never knew I needed

    • @battlesheep2552
      @battlesheep2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Still not as intrusive as they were in the movie

    • @madtitanthanos7898
      @madtitanthanos7898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@battlesheep2552 lmao so true

    • @MaynardFreek
      @MaynardFreek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No just no. Did I say no? Did I mention no? Did I not say no? How many times do I have to say no? No no no no no! Is this enough? I can no more times if need be!!! No.....

    • @tamaraturley8618
      @tamaraturley8618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I kept thinking something was wrong with my phone at first. Lol.

  • @ellariel7457
    @ellariel7457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Screenwriter Guy: Right, 'cause he's not the main character, so he can't go places unless he's with the main character.
    Studio Guy: That makes sense.
    Wow wow wow. Wow. There is no end to this man's genius.

  • @UnclePhil73
    @UnclePhil73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    35 tries and they never tried a “yo mama” joke? That one genuinely made me LOL

  • @aadilsherkar7054
    @aadilsherkar7054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    "They bullied him 35 times and never tried a Yo Mama joke?"
    "That's right."
    "Ohhh uncreative space bullies are tight!"
    😂😂😂😂
    Ryan is totally underrated lmao

    • @SValens
      @SValens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My favorite part! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TERRORdrigo
      @TERRORdrigo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underrated? Every pitch meeting video is loaded with comments saying Ryan is carrying this channel

    • @cometmoon4485
      @cometmoon4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TERRORdrigo
      Sure but his subscriber count is still pretty low.

  • @marcy2443
    @marcy2443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2500

    “Wait so do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?”
    “They literally do anything I want” 😂😂😂

    • @Miranox2
      @Miranox2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Black holes are like quantum mechanics. The audience doesn't know squat about them so you really can make up anything and they'll eat it up. It's just sad when a movie contradicts itself with its own made-up nonsense.

    • @bdb1052
      @bdb1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lol like cold fusion. A bunch of 90s movies always hyped that up because no one knew what that was

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well okay, then!

    • @tobyhart8515
      @tobyhart8515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They knew the drill.

    • @gdilling
      @gdilling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      tommy cane115 Clearly you are poorly educated in physics.

  • @DJ_Force
    @DJ_Force 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Writer: I've got a generic Buck Rogers/Flash Gorden type SciFi action script for you.
    Producer: Great, but what if instead of using your names, we used names from the original Star Trek?
    Writer: But my characters are nothing like those Star Trek characters. Have you even seen the original Star Trek?
    Producer: No...but I have seen money, and I think if we call this Star Trek, we might see some more of it.
    Writer: Well okay then!

    • @donwhiteley3293
      @donwhiteley3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      We just found the REAL pitch meeting for JJ Trek.

  • @BP-dn9nv
    @BP-dn9nv 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    JJ Abrams is a master at writing plot hole filled films that can distract you with lens flares to forget about all of said plot holes.

  • @LLPOF
    @LLPOF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2365

    If in 30 years when I'm 80 and I'm still watching Pitch Meetings, I will have deemed my life was a good one.

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's a pretty low bar, but okay.

    • @LLPOF
      @LLPOF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@notyou8716 Yeah, I know, but I am doing the best with what I got. :-)

    • @SRP3572
      @SRP3572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Deeming your life was a good one because of watching TH-cam videos is TIGHT

    • @ndz9818
      @ndz9818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah yeah yeah

    • @georgetsoutis4204
      @georgetsoutis4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @janderson1008
    @janderson1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    "Is it like a reboot or a sequel or a prequel?"
    "Yes."

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Writer: You should enlist in Starfleet, you violent drunk. Let's do this thing!
    Suit: So what does Kirk do?
    Writer: He does this thing!
    Suit: Doing things while drunk is tight!

  • @laurenhazlett6327
    @laurenhazlett6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The "Wowwowow" bit is my favorite every single time.

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I realized I started saying things are "tight". Like its 97

    • @laurenhazlett6327
      @laurenhazlett6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JohnGalt916 oh using slang from 25 years ago is tight

  • @elkhartandy209
    @elkhartandy209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    My wife: "How can you watch that while sitting on the toilet?"
    Me: " Super easy, barely an inconvienence "

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Watching things on toilets is TIGHT!

    • @AltecZz
      @AltecZz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah, yeah, yeah!

    • @MrDmitriRavenoff
      @MrDmitriRavenoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well done sirs. Well done.

    • @StuartSouter
      @StuartSouter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Pooping to pitch meetings is TIGHT.

    • @matthewnichols4843
      @matthewnichols4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here.

  • @DoctorGoober
    @DoctorGoober 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    JJ Abrams: Overusing lens flare effects is tight!

    • @polyhymnia701
      @polyhymnia701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Charlie Vetsworth I think people make fun of Abrams' use of lense flares because it's a perfect metaphor for his movies - looks super cool, but has no substance.

    • @andrewphillips8341
      @andrewphillips8341 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You have to wear sunglasses in a Jar Jar film

  • @Toxic_chicken
    @Toxic_chicken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I literally just noticed Ryan has lens flares on throughout the entire meeting

  • @MrFingerz14
    @MrFingerz14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I lost it at the “you violent drunk” part. 😂

  • @JaelaOrdo
    @JaelaOrdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    “He’s not the main character so he can’t go places unless he’s with the main character” 😂

    • @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097
      @justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      basically a videogame

    • @vladtheimpaler9577
      @vladtheimpaler9577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wow escort quests in a nutshell

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There’s a book series called Spells, Swords, & Stealth involving a group of NPCs who actually decide to do something even though they’re not the players

    • @chicostephenson
      @chicostephenson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is it me, or did anyone else notice that nothing could happen in the original Star Trek without Kirk? What a stage hog!

    • @benroberts2222
      @benroberts2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Q: If a tree falls in a JJ Abrams movie, does it make a sound?
      A: only if the main character is around at the time.

  • @godbear2930
    @godbear2930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Bully: Yo mama so human that she'll most likely get old and die in 70 to 80 years.
    Space possy: *Oooooooooooooooo*

    • @NymulAhmed
      @NymulAhmed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Lost Aquarian jesus

    • @emdm2220
      @emdm2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Lost Aquarian absolutely destroyed

    • @Haywood-Jablomi
      @Haywood-Jablomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *posse

    • @jpaltman706
      @jpaltman706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You just ruined that man's whole career!

    • @mightbearer
      @mightbearer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh excrement son. Are you going to allow him logically state your set? 😂😂😂

  • @macleunin
    @macleunin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Is it like a reboot, a sequel, a prequel?
    Yes”
    I’m dead 😂

  • @azraelbatosi
    @azraelbatosi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watched this a few times and I NEVER noticed the bloody lens flares....I love that stuff in these vids. Honestly I’d never be on this channel without these skits, they’re genius

  • @YayMiko
    @YayMiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    “You should enlist in starfleet, you violent drunk” 😂

    • @AndiLawson27
      @AndiLawson27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Disturbed Individual Whoopsay!

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s tradition in the Navy!

    • @deadlypandaghost
      @deadlypandaghost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Military recruitment at its finest

  • @davetoms1
    @davetoms1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    "How much lens flare do you want?"
    "Yes."

    • @mezz3036
      @mezz3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3rd time iv'e seen this and only just noticed the screen flare 😂

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 all the playlists on your channel suck.

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 oh I don't care about that. Just wanted to spread some negativity since you clearly enjoy that

    • @heroino89
      @heroino89 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnyjohnny6174 nah I'm good

  • @parsival
    @parsival 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the little detail of lense flares in the corner of each screen for when both of the guys are talking

  • @moxiemaxie3543
    @moxiemaxie3543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Why did the bullies have enough emotional thought to pick on someone else for being different?

    • @nybergsgarage
      @nybergsgarage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      really, vulcans do have emotions, they just learn to ignore and or control them.

    • @maxxsteele9396
      @maxxsteele9396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nybergsgarage Your comment is illogical.

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Suppress" might be a better word for that.

    • @AllenKnutson
      @AllenKnutson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Nyberg has the right of it. The Vulcans split off from the warlike Romulans, whom they otherwise look and dress like (in ST:TNG anyway).

  • @mrscribbles2693
    @mrscribbles2693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    ScreenRant: You are too popular you are being removed from this channel
    Ryan: I AM THE CHANNEL

    • @KiraSunrise
      @KiraSunrise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Mr Scribbles Its treason then

    • @filastyle84
      @filastyle84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@KiraSunrise Wow, wow, wow... wow!

    • @bearbrand6626
      @bearbrand6626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They've gotta know he's their golden goose.

    • @vikiai4241
      @vikiai4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Considering all their channel promotion heavily features him, I think they know this.

    • @Kindiah
      @Kindiah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everything else they do is a waste of time!

  • @Jarsia
    @Jarsia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    "I think something is wrong with your script. It's leaking"
    "what do you mean, sir?"
    "well you're getting lens flares all over my office, I think they're coming from the script"
    "sir, I'm gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about that"
    "yeah, lemme grab my sunglasses and get off that thing"

    • @eden032
      @eden032 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao!

    • @user-hardbrain
      @user-hardbrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Missed opportunity for a pitch meeting joke but this is definitely funny 😂😂😂👍

    • @EG-cm5th
      @EG-cm5th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg that would've been perfect.
      I can even hear it in his voices. :P

    • @JaBoreman
      @JaBoreman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jarsia quoting the video makes u gay. Lmao. Unoriginal fool

  • @happyhappyjoyjoy6497
    @happyhappyjoyjoy6497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Amazing work on this one. You covered most of what I thought about from JJs remakes. It is almost like he knew most people wouldn’t care. Rush the plot and origin story, and include everything possible from
    Nostalgia purposes

  • @Lukasafer
    @Lukasafer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Its crazy to think before Hemsworth became famous people just thought Chris Pine also played as his dad

  • @LordAzimar
    @LordAzimar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Is no one talking about the lens flairs that just keep getting brighter

    • @MrDmitriRavenoff
      @MrDmitriRavenoff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lens flares are TIGHT!

    • @jfacts49
      @jfacts49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha I was just going to mention that.

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Only about half the comments. Is nobody talking about how some people don't read and just like to use the tired ass ,overused "is nobody talking about".🤢

    • @The_Bad_Guy.
      @The_Bad_Guy. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No because who the hell cares?

    • @farquoi
      @farquoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@The_Bad_Guy. I'm guessing you didn't see the lens flare in question

  • @lazyken6468
    @lazyken6468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    “And backflips, snaps the bad guy’s neck and saves the day”
    *FAIR ENOUGH*

    • @romanoliebenberg754
      @romanoliebenberg754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @John Hillman I don't get why people are joking about Rey using the Force to heal that snake thing and Ben Solo. Baby Yoda also used force healing and nobody's joking about that.

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hacher Unfriended - Wow wow wow!

    • @jamesgarrett8833
      @jamesgarrett8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snapping bad guy’s necks are tight

    • @rizzymattizzy3804
      @rizzymattizzy3804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      More, I need more of your lie stories.

    • @slidetek
      @slidetek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So, Epstein didn't kill himself?

  • @FrantiC119
    @FrantiC119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'd really appreciate a Star Trek: Picard Pitch Meeting. It feels so ripe with the kind of stuff that makes these things good.

    • @Novastar.SaberCombat
      @Novastar.SaberCombat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm thankful I never saw it, I suppose.

    • @MKDumas1981
      @MKDumas1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Take the Picard we know..
      Melt him down.
      Place the liquid Picard in a Picard-shaped mold, Carbonite if possible.
      Let sit for twenty years.
      Crack open with a laser scalpel.

  • @jackb2
    @jackb2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It took me a minute to notice the lights on the sides of the meeting. Brilliant 🤣

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I just want to say that I truly appreciate these Pitch Meetings. They're my favorite part of this channel.

    • @El_doll
      @El_doll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Found you

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      For some of us, they're the _only_ part of the channel =)

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jamesanthony8438 They make other videos?

    • @Customerbuilder
      @Customerbuilder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The rest is utter garbage.

    • @feldon27
      @feldon27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TIL there are other videos on this channel than Pitch Meetings.

  • @vioniebeaunissant4868
    @vioniebeaunissant4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    The addition of the lens flares is just so perfect

    • @wolbaman
      @wolbaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought something was wrong with my computer at first

  • @josephmiller8974
    @josephmiller8974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Just goes to show that JJ is the McDonald's of film: big studio, big budget junk food that offers absolutely nothing good or creative, but is somehow entertaining and successful. Like that Michael Bay guy!

  • @ParadoxProblems
    @ParadoxProblems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw that "super easy, barely an inconvenience" from a mile away and it was wonderful

  • @Muizur
    @Muizur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "Adding a lens flair effect must be difficult"
    "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!"

    • @martiansoldier
      @martiansoldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "But the lense flair itself is kinda inconvenient"
      "Super inconvenient!"

    • @Muizur
      @Muizur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@martiansoldier woopsie!

    • @jkb2016
      @jkb2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Adding lensflares makes the movie look super artsy and lets the audience forget about the plot holes" - "Very convenient!"

    • @1dirkmanchest
      @1dirkmanchest 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jkb2016 Well, OK then.

  • @azultarmizi
    @azultarmizi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    It's amazing how much Chris Pine actually looks like Chris Hemsworth

    • @Diveyl
      @Diveyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris O'Donnell,Chris Pratt. They all do look similarly. There is a video where Chris Pine sings "I'm not that Chris" to "Uptown girl" on TH-cam.

    • @andrewp2681
      @andrewp2681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lukas Wicher Christmas? Christian Mingle? Chrysanthemum?

    • @Diveyl
      @Diveyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewp2681 yes. That too. 😋 Christmas, Winter solstice, Mitra birthday. All at the similar time of the year. 😁

    • @tatowerty7236
      @tatowerty7236 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Andrew P I get it lol

    • @Gonzalo_105
      @Gonzalo_105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      welcome to the chrisverse

  • @splofteyloftey9731
    @splofteyloftey9731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sharknado! 🦈 A pitch meeting for Sharknado would be super easy, barely an inconvenience... And tight!

    • @MSteynberg
      @MSteynberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow-wow-wow! This!

    • @bobbyfeet2240
      @bobbyfeet2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It actually might be really hard. The movie was just so unabashedly bad, to the point where it was almost trying to BE bad, that it can get difficult to even make fun of.

  • @pawnjp7946
    @pawnjp7946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Why isn’t there an “Expendables” pitch meeting?”
    “I don’t know!”

    • @triggerisgroot82
      @triggerisgroot82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whoopsie!

    • @unclecreepy4073
      @unclecreepy4073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So, you got a new movie for me?
      Yeah. I was thinking we could put a bunch of old 80’s and 90’s action stars all in one film. It’s called The Expendables.
      Oh, clever. And what’s the movie about?
      It’s about a bunch of old 80’s and 90’s action stars being in the same movie.

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "The needs of the producers outweigh the needs of the fans."

    • @son_of_ottie
      @son_of_ottie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SO close.

    • @themurrrr
      @themurrrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lisa Bowers whoopsy

    • @tigerbread78
      @tigerbread78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sums it up perfectly

    • @wstine79
      @wstine79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Editing spellcheck errors is TIGHT!

    • @Paul-ou1rx
      @Paul-ou1rx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see a comment rising to the top in your future.

  • @sethmargolis7047
    @sethmargolis7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Ryan is the only reason I'm subbed

    • @vioniebeaunissant4868
      @vioniebeaunissant4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I think that's everyone here

    • @HenriZwols
      @HenriZwols 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Isn't this Ryan's channel?

    • @theoharris8978
      @theoharris8978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fair enough!

    • @zardox78
      @zardox78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And the rest of shill-crazy Screen Rant is the reason why I'm not. That doesn't stop his videos from popping up on my suggested list, though. Watch enough of any one thing and the algorithm will get the message. But, yeah. At this point, I think he'd probably do better on his own with just a "Pitch Meeting" channel.

    • @thanhclips
      @thanhclips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His videos are Tight!

  • @planetofthegapes
    @planetofthegapes ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I loved it when Spock looked at the camera and went "It's Trekkin' Time!"

  • @Shanbo26
    @Shanbo26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You missed a few good ones.
    Like, managing to beam Kirk onto the Enterprise despite having no idea where it was at the time.
    The pretty huge time gap between Kirk regaining consciousness, running from the monster, running into Spock, having him explain everything, then going to the outpost. And yet, despite the trip to Vulcan taking only a few minutes the first time, this time the Enterprise is still on route.
    That ridiculously huge room they wind up in filled with pipes and machinery which is obviously too large to fit onboard the Enterprise, going by the exterior shots we've seen.
    Kirk and Spock able to just beam aboard the Narada, despite it being an incredibly advanced ship from a century in the future which apparently has no defences against that.
    Also, not bringing a huge frickin' bomb with them to blow up the ship if the operation to rescue Commander Pike goes south.

  • @bobxyzp
    @bobxyzp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    “It’s impossible to beat.”
    “Sounds like it’s impossible to beat.”
    “Actually it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.”
    Ok, we have reached peak super-easy joke.

    • @bobxyzp
      @bobxyzp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Wow wow wow. Wow.

    • @triggerisgroot82
      @triggerisgroot82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'd appreciate it if you'd get all the way of his back on this one!

    • @CrownRock1
      @CrownRock1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Barely an inconvenience!

    • @jamesroyce1845
      @jamesroyce1845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I eagerly await every 'super easy' encounter.

    • @NJohnGA10
      @NJohnGA10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw this a mile away. When he said "it's impossible to beat"

  • @buckosoft
    @buckosoft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    "That kinda sounds like autopilot. He should probably leave."

  • @lichonaus169
    @lichonaus169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The lense flares in this video were such a great touch 😂

  • @jul3249
    @jul3249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the biggest issue with this movie is how Kirk just skyrockets to commanding position in like a couple week. Gene Roddenberry always emphasized a scholar approach to his characters, (even for the more instinctive and wild Kirk) and THAT was all the appeal of the show! Kirk was extremely qualified for his job and it was made clear many times.

    • @g00nther
      @g00nther ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes, the original Star Trek was "realistic", this was utter crap. Pretty boys and pretty girls running around making juvenile snarky comments. Killed the franchise for me. Haven't seen another Start Trek movie after this.

  • @msmslatinclass4959
    @msmslatinclass4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "JJ Abrams' over reliance on plot contrivances is tight!"

    • @snoopstp4189
      @snoopstp4189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plot device by Rube Goldberg.

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He perfected his talent by working his way up from being the child of TV producers.

    • @Hokum6
      @Hokum6 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *Just* the right guy to hand this universally beloved multi-billion dollar franchise to. Disney Pitch meeting, probably.

  • @ashwinkelly2523
    @ashwinkelly2523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    “I knew your dad, you should enlist in star fleet ya violent drunk!”

    • @sulufest
      @sulufest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ashwin Kelly
      Best line ever 😂

    • @AndreNitroX
      @AndreNitroX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every politician ever

  • @sail2byzantium
    @sail2byzantium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ryan,
    As you've done the first two--here's hoping we will see a Star Trek Beyond Pitch Meeting.

  • @lukasferrell4290
    @lukasferrell4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I usually just listen to these videos back to back like I listen to podcasts, and it wasn't until today that I finally got to appreciate the lens flares on the screen

  • @arcshots-808s
    @arcshots-808s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    They bullied him 35 times and never tried a yo mama joke😂
    Yo mama jokes are tight and telling them is super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @DJPHDonline
      @DJPHDonline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All you gotta do is spread your fingers to get a peace from yo mom! She likes it long and prosperous...

  • @perrymathis4557
    @perrymathis4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    ‘Wait he was within walking distance and didn’t warn anyone" 😂😂😂

  • @luckybynn5788
    @luckybynn5788 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thought there was a light glaring off my glasses for a minute. Then I remembered all the lens flares

  • @tonihandoko9706
    @tonihandoko9706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love Star Trek so I blindfolded my self to any critics on the movie, but then this pitch meeting happens and now I realized how silly I have been.

  • @eden4292
    @eden4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Screenwriter: Whoops
    Film Executive: Whoopsie
    Moto for life

  • @db6655
    @db6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Me: "It must be pretty hard to beat up Captain Kirk."
    Guys in the bar, Spock, bad guy Romulans: "Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. "

  • @anamerkury8881
    @anamerkury8881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Those glares during the pitch meeting are such a great side joke 🤭

  • @doublebinthemorning5999
    @doublebinthemorning5999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how there are lens flares going up and down the sides of the screen the whole time

  • @MaliciousMallard
    @MaliciousMallard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Oh my God.... JJ turned the Force into the black holes from Star Trek.

  • @TheAmaranthFlower
    @TheAmaranthFlower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "So do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?"
    "They do whatever -- *literally anything I want* "
    That part got me 😂

  • @sithemperorvitiate1191
    @sithemperorvitiate1191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This movie is what happens when Shatner's kirk is daydreaming

    • @Hello-og
      @Hello-og 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like a fever dream from some alien parasite.

  • @frankroberts9320
    @frankroberts9320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I especially love the Road Runneresqe canyons and cliffs, right in the middle of the cornfields of IOWA. I believe that same canyon was chosen as the location for the magnetic collar scene in the Will Smith/Kevin Kline turd, 'The Wild Wild West'.

  • @gregolonious7349
    @gregolonious7349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Why would they do that?"
    "I don't know!"
    Lol yeah sounds like Hollywood perfectly

  • @lilrex2015
    @lilrex2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    It would have been more entertaining if in each cut to a character he added another lens flare until the screen was filled with them.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Add the Beatles, "A Hard Days Night" to one of the monitors, and you've got me buying a ticket.

  • @blackmonish
    @blackmonish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I completely missed the lens flare the first time i saw this... hilarious touch.

  • @troubadour723
    @troubadour723 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Feels like he didn’t really earn that.”
    Thanks for summing up JJ Abrams’ entire career.

  • @GeorgeMarionerd
    @GeorgeMarionerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I wanna see a pitch meeting for the actual start of the original Star Trek show.

    • @Pimp-Master
      @Pimp-Master 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NBC: Uh, Gene, we told you not to add your girlfriend to the pilot episode.
      GREAT BIRD: Oh, sorry about that.
      NBC: you're forgiven. Don't add your girlfriend to the series we just greenlighted, ok?
      GREAT BIRD: got ya.
      NBC: Um, Gene, can we have a word with you...

  • @ernestoaparicio7281
    @ernestoaparicio7281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    -Is it gonna be a reboot, a sequel or a prequel?
    -Yes

    • @Thespeedrap
      @Thespeedrap 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which one😄

    • @jaynguyen1573
      @jaynguyen1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Thespeedrap it actually is all 3

    • @cainasmo9
      @cainasmo9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im gonna need you to get way off my back

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “But how can it be all three, that contradicts time itself”
      “Listen I’m gonna need you to get ALL the way off my back about this reboot/sequel/prequel business”
      “Okay I’ll do that!”

    • @cainasmo9
      @cainasmo9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sony: we are leaving

  • @Chris.Davies
    @Chris.Davies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Not enough lens flare. I could still see the presenters!

  • @brokeneyes6615
    @brokeneyes6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    George Kirk didn’t die, he went to get his magical hammer from his dad Odin.

    • @caiocaguiar9310
      @caiocaguiar9310 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait so you mean that Star Trek is already part of the MCU and Paramount just secretly warned the word that they will some day be bought by Disney?

    • @brokeneyes6615
      @brokeneyes6615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caiocaguiar9310 yep, George looked into The black hole and decided to embrace inevitability, like all good kirks do.
      Or is that eternity I’m thinking?

    • @unicornzombielove
      @unicornzombielove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And later he joined the Legion of Hot Chrisses.

  • @baronvonhoughton
    @baronvonhoughton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Nostradamus - "In the future people will make lots of money by talking to themselves"

  • @nightblader1
    @nightblader1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “So wait do black holes destroy things or send them back in time?”
    “They do whatever literally whatever I want.” 😂😂😂😂

    • @ThreadBomb
      @ThreadBomb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The problem is that people get black holes and wormholes confused. If you try to travel through a black hole, the only place you'll end up is dead.

    • @foxtrotalphaone
      @foxtrotalphaone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThreadBomb Is that the problem?

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ThreadBomb Something something rotating Kerr black hole something something ring singularity wormhole. If all else fails, just bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.

  • @bariizlam638
    @bariizlam638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "well..is it like a reboot, a sequel or a prequel?"
    "yes!!"
    hahaha

  • @RonoMorph
    @RonoMorph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    tbh I really like these Star Trek movies.
    I know that they don't represent anything or whatsoever about the OG Star Trek, but as an action movie like these I rly like it

    • @MegaSparky23
      @MegaSparky23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I enjoyed the second and third movies but this one was really lame. Personally I think the first few OG Star Trek movies and most of the NG Star Trek movies are better than all of the new ones combined.

    • @PurtyPurple
      @PurtyPurple 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They do the job of entertaining very well, plus good actors too

    • @winstonknowitall4181
      @winstonknowitall4181 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I never gave a F about Star Trek, which was always cheesy as hell, so I loved the new movies. All the backlash they get is from the ST zealots.

  • @lewismoney3420
    @lewismoney3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Well it's gonna be pretty hard to make Star Wars but different huh?"
    "Actually it'll be super easy barely an inconvenience."

    • @yondaime500
      @yondaime500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, other than spaceships and aliens, they have pretty much nothing in common. So you may as well say that Superman is Star Wars but different.

    • @simona1001
      @simona1001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pre-JJ Trek is ofc very different from Star Wars, but JJ Trek is diet Star Wars.

  • @DreamsOfLegend
    @DreamsOfLegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    THE LENSE FLARES AHAHAHAHA!

  • @mysteriesinmind
    @mysteriesinmind ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Uncreative space bullies are tight." I CAN'T EVEN LOL

  • @flowerlord0
    @flowerlord0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    We need them to make a pitch meeting for Star Trek 1 to 10. I'd watch every second of it.

  • @aziz_alrumayyan6712
    @aziz_alrumayyan6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Do a brooklyn nine-nine pitch meeting

  • @benroberts2222
    @benroberts2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "I knew your dad, you should enlist in Starfleet"
    Yay, nepotism! Exactly the type of star trek universe all the fans have loved over the decades.

  • @iphumeleleiphudlanjwa7939
    @iphumeleleiphudlanjwa7939 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everytime Ryan and Ryan Say “Whoopsy!” I always go Whoopsy too!! 🤣

  • @christines8529
    @christines8529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "He never tried a Yo Mama joke?" LOL