Everything Wrong With Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 มี.ค. 2014
- Indiana Jones. He's completely and totally awesome... at least 75% of the time. Then there's the Crystal Skull, a movie is so reviled, it's one of our most requested sins videos of all time. So fine. If only to quiet the nagging mob... here's everything wrong with Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Distractingly Long Title.
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Gold is not magnetic in fact that's a really good quick test to prove its not gold. So all of that treasure is fake. I know this because I am the guy who fills all the sand back in and resets the alien ship booby trap.
Mwawawawa!! Comment of the day!! Kudos sir, kudos.
Considering it attracted gunpowder as well, I'd say it's not really magnetic, but it attracts whatever the writers want it to.
the sand could have simply been blown in sand storms. than the trap could have reset its self when the skull... stone... i forget which was removed from it.
The fact gold isn't magnetic and yet is still attracted to the skull like other metals is commented upon in the film, and apparently a clue to the skull's otherwordly origins.
Bill Hiers Yeah because a giant crystal alien skull is not enough of a clue that it might be from another world.
Actually, those ants exist here in South America! We were at war until 1999, but we reached an agreement; they will leave us alone as long as we offer them one healthy person every week.
Why did you change your profile picture! D=
Cody Hines Because sh*t is crazy!
And Adagio Dazzle rocks.
Lab Matt
Well I'm still mad about it!
Cody Hines How can I make you forgive me?
Lab Matt
By force feeding me cyanide!
"Nobody does terrible aim like Indiana jones bad guys."
Stormtroopers : "Ahem.."
no it is alow me to intro dose aower selvs
the indiana jones bad guys are reborn as stormtroopers
"I find your lack of aim....disturbing" - Darth Vader actually used this line twice but somehow they only kept one scene.....
Stormtroopers have helmets. That's why they have bad aim
@@ITILII and?
I feel one sin should be taken off when Karen Allen appeared. It was so nice to see her.
As much as absolutely love her in Raiders, it just feels like nostalgia placement of an much superior and amazing film.
Agreed!
@@noahletwinski6955How else would we find out Mutt's real name 😂
Jeremys simple "sigh" at the UFO disc coming up from underground was probably the most simplest way of describing how everyone felt during that scene
...AND during the movie.
But you accepted the ark, the magic stones and the holy grail just like that?
@@Gaia_Seraphinaat least the ark, the temple and the grail are all magical things and therefore fit well with each other. Indiana Jones is not science fiction, it’s fantasy adventure. Every Indiana Jones movie, book, show and video game released before Crystal Skull followed a basic connective tissue of magical items or something based on a deity. The aliens in Crystal Skull directly go against that and it just doesn’t fit. While it’s arguably more plausible for aliens to exist that any of the other things, it just doesn’t fit with Indiana Jones, and I don’t care if it was George Lucas’ and Spielberg’s idea, it just doesn’t fit
@@icemav5740
Sci-fi and fantasy belong to the same genre of fiction.
Both are made-up.
It doesn't matter when it was invented or what fictional elements it contains.
Only cuz Indiana Jones had ancient religious fiction in it, doesn't mean that they cannot use more current fiction for those kind of movies.
Honestly I think that franchise was too much fixated on abrahamitic religions and nazis ( kinda absurd, since Hitler was an atheist and openly condemned supersticious beliefs, including those of his first henchman Himmler, who was the one interested in ancient beliefs ).
"The temple of Doom" gave a small veriety, albeit a short one.
@@icemav5740
PS: The movies were of course still very entertaining.
I got a big sin for the first Indiana Jones movie:
How are the Germans able to station so many men in Egypt, wich at this time, was English territory?
Alex Schmidt thank you! You deserve more likes
militerri
Easy..Anti-gravity flying Nazi submarines.
Crazy part? I'm dead on
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_African_campaign That's how.
@@Arcaryon the first Indiana Johns take palce in 1936
"Good archaeology always leans heavily on speculation" is a true statement
If in doubt, claim “it was for a ritual”.
As an actual archaeologist, I deeply appreciate this response and @magicmulder's
9:31 “anti-Greenpeace tank” I laugh so hard.
But this came out a year before Avatar. Meaning that its sequel took 2 years longer to come out than Avatar 2 did.
Why do people bitch about the refrigerator scene when in Temple of Doom three people somehow jumped out of a plane, inflated a raft in midair, fell a few thousand feet, and somehow landed right-side up without popping the raft or getting turned into blood pancakes?
+1 just for the term "blood pancakes"
Or that a guy used magic to rip out a poor bro's heart, who then still had enough life in him sans heart to scream and, you know, be alive as he was plunged into lava.
because its possible i guess maybe a 1 in 1000000000000000 chance and is kinda acceptable for that type of movie but the fridge thing is pure bullshit
0fucksftw no its all bullshit. Enjoyable bullshit, but bullshit nonetheless. People just freak out over this one because this movie is different from the originals and actually tried to move forward. When he faces Nazis, people love it. When he faces evil Indian wizards, commies, and aliens people hate it. When he deals with christian mythology, people love it. When he deals with Indian mythology and Mayan mythology people hate it. I love all of them because I love the character of Indiana Jones. The mythology of the supernatural and paranormal are some of my favorite types of stories because I know they are all equally impossible and ridiculous, but enjoyable stories nonetheless. Doesn't matter if it's aliens or angels.
Robert Hawke That's not why I disliked it. Structurally, I didn't think it was as strong. Character-wise, I thought some of the supporting cast were irritating. The "gags" were more focused on "remeber how cool this part of that other movie was" instead of him doing something that was in character. The whole "greaser thing"... I didn't connect with it. I know my "hero" is old, but he's still my hero and I don't need someone reminding me of it. That this "greaser" is the biological legacy of Indiana Jones.... I really disliked the guy, which in turn added to my displeasure. I LOVE Mayan and Aztec mythology and history, but felt that the bulk of story just felt...clunky. Hell, at one point in the movie (the diner scene) I was thinking "Is George referencing his American Graffiti movie"? And that's not the thoughts I should be having. It's not the worst movie int he world. Harrison Ford is still the boss, but I don't think this film needed to be made. Thank god he took the hat at then end, though :)
3:36 did you just sin Shia LeBeouf on a bike without any comment? You guys are fucking awesome.
+Walter Kowalski he did look pretty stupid
+Walter Kowalski yes, they did. And that's why I FUCKING LOVE cinema sins!
+Walter Kowalski i laugh my ass off xD
Just that Scene without narration but "Ding" xD
That's really not a sin. That's just fashion. I mean it does look kinda silly especially going off to the side like that, but I wouldn't say it looks flat out ridiculous. It's just one of those "love it or hate it" things and most still probably wouldn't wear it themselves.
+Walter Kowalski got no problem with that. shia is a reason not to watch somethng. not sure if it is him. but this indie and the transformers movies are simply bad
5:18 "stuff like this is why this movie is bad"
Actually that whole 50s cafe sequence is by far the best part of the movie
I’d say everything up until he’s taken to the camp in the Amazon is great, but then it starts to get too alien(pun intended) for being an Indiana Jones movie.
Are u serious? Have to disagree with you. It was so un-Indy like. I was half expecting to see Biff from Back to the Future show up at the bar brawl.
100%
In a corner, Zuko and Sandy duck down after a celebratory graduation meal: "We better sit this one out Sandy, this doesn't look like a dance number." The true ending of Grease.
Best part of 1941 also (USO fight/chase scene). It seems to be a Spielberg staple, since he used it again for the opening of Temple of Doom.
the 'i' in 'timer' in the upper right hand corner is uppercase and i can't stop looking at it
pinSjon79 that’s sweet thank you ^_^
Good eye.
Good call 😎
*DING*
@@pinSjon79 SIIIIIIIIIIIMP
"Nooooooo! Ooh thank God!" ... The exact reaction i had when i first saw that scene. :D
This. This is what I came here for. I didn't mind the movie for entertainment, but that scene nearly killed me - and his reaction was my reaction. XD
Exactly
I don’t care what anyone thinks. This was still the best Indy film ever!
He still gave it a sin
@@matthewcastillo9951 i can't tell if your being serious or not
I love how it was pointed out that the whole temple must have been built after the skull was stolen. Makes no sense.
i guess simmular u would have to do in most adventure movies when u look at all the traps lol
FridayTeardrop yeah I just hadn't thought about it before.
FridayTeardrop in other cases it makes sense, e.g. if someone wants to keep an artifact hidden or something like that. The stupid thing here is that there is really no motivation to build all that crap around the alien bodies.
Stefan Simon i dont know if it would make sence in other cases. cause when u build stuff like that there would be probably masses of ppl knowing already during the construction how to get around the traps and where to find the tresure or artefact.
also when grave robbers or archeologists find out about a place but cant get thru the mainentrance or wall cause its solid rock then they just dig a hole or tunnel somewhere else to get to it what would at least make some traps rather useless. that digging of a new hole is also rather easy cause most of them are not chased by 100 000 natives but can do their work in peace.
FridayTeardrop You're missing my point. I'm not sayin that planting traps etc. is smart. But it has some motivation e.g. if a tribe wants to protect some artifact or another, they would plant traps around it. That reasoning is used in other treasure hunt movies and it makes sense in many cases. But what is the motivation behind building that whole temple with the sand/column entrance, the keyhole (for which you need the skull it's supposed to keep out to open it)... the whole construction and reasoning behind taking the skull in the first place is never explained in the movie and makes no sense.
Not only is the TV turned on and tuned to "Howdy Doody", how is it getting any kind of reception way the heck out in the remotest, most isolated part of the Nevada desert? There are a lot of mountains between Vegas and the nuclear test site.
Also, there's food, milk and beer in the fridge?! What's the point???
@@davorvrcibradic234 Could be fake food.
Oh, wait. I was going to say it was recorded on VHS, but I guess they weren't invented back then. Carry on!
Another thing I noticed but wasn’t mentioned that when indie entered the house there was no running water in the sink when he tried to get a drink but later when he was out in the yard. There was a mannequin holding a hose with water running out of it!!!
@@railnut8453 I wonder whether such mistakes were actually made when building actual fake towns for nuclear tests...
Love how nothing has to be said for the Shia LaBeouf entry ding.
The silent ding when Shia Labeouf appeared with his first scene being him being a jerk was just perfect
Where?
Shia Lebouf rolls up on his motorcycle... *DING* 😂
A ding for every line he delivers.
plus 20 each time he combs him hair
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one of the few things I enjoyed about this movie was the reference to him being kidnapped by poncho villa. It actually did happened in the the Young Indiana Jones chronicles when Indy was just a young man and on a trip to see family.
Behind the scenes of crystal skull, George said that a lot of the scientists working on the film said Indy had about a 50/50 chance of surviving a nuke in a fridge.
I like the theory that the end half of this movie is all a hallucination from Indy being stuck in the fridge and slowly dying from radiation poisoning.
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They'd just shoot each other for a few hours then give up lol
Yamcha would still die
yamcha's been yemcha'd
Donald Newton he didn't die from radiation because I think he drank the holy grail
To be fair, they're both Lucas Arts properties, or .... were.
I’m surprised they didn’t sin the fact that that’s not how sinking sand works.
But they clearly stated that it wasn’t Sinking Sand.
Yep, Everybody's an Expert!
Quick sand! Sinking sand 😂😂😂😂
@@heartless604 Based on the pfp of "op", he doesn't seem to be very smart.
2:56 a literal "rule of thumb" I've read is that if you stick out your thumb at arm's length and the mushroom cloud is bigger than your thumb, you're too close
There's a reason why Indy isn't dead. It's because he drank from the grail in the Last Crusade.
So did the knight's two brothers.
Doesn't help you if you don't keep drinking, like whiskey.
And the line of inmortality stops if you go passed the knight seal in the cave
@@johnny9000 true
But then Kylo Ren ki.....lz, oh, wait, nevermind. I didn’t spoil anything.
I wonder
In the last crusade
If you somehow tunneled a way out of the room with the grail and took it out through that tunnel,
Would it still trigger the seal/earthquake.
That effing Wilhelm scream lol. I can’t stop hearing it in every movie.
it cannot be unheard...
the sound designers' "hello"
I WANNA HEAR "MY LEG!!!" FROM SPONGEBOB IN A MOVIE AT LEAST ONCE
There are several of these shitty overused samples that aren’t funny but just a cheap go-to and a big “f*** you” to any suspension of disbelief one had before. Worst one I ever caught was the Diddy laugh in LoTR. That made me so freakin pissed off…
Here are some more ruining your movies:
- telephone ring with flutter
- woman police dispatch voice
- red tailed hawk
- Howie scream
- air plane three wheel screech
- icy wind
- Doppler truck horn
- car chase tyre squeak
- cat screech
- church owl
- small dog in pain bark
- BBC crowd gasp
I could go on, but it’s enough for now, the suspense is killing me.
@@JAMESk3gs The thing with the scream is, it is universally understood in every language, because in every language it is the same scream.
You are unable to do that with anything else that is not just noises.
With "MY LEG" you would have a big problem in every country does not have English in cinema / TV and does their own dubs, which includes most of Europe and Asia.
You realize gold isn't magnetic right?
But the movie says that it isn't "magnetic" it's extraterrestrial
I know this is a fact but the movie had gold being magnetically pulled into the suit when they first find the skull ... which is the point he made when he said the gold "lost its interest in being magnetic"
"they let her GO so that she could MAIL A LETTER."
hot damn, I'm sure glad REAL prisons & the justice system doesn't follow these same rules?!
Missed sin:
The guns and belts on soldiers and everything else metal in that warehouse (closer than the lights) was not drawn to the magnetized box.
Something to note: the only lead lined refrigerators are for storing stuff used in nuclear medicine and the lining is very thin (about an eighth inch). They would not have put one in a nuclear test blast house, at any rate. (I also doubt that a fake fridge in a fake house would have had a bunch of stuff in it, if it was in the path of the fire ball.)
The whole fridge thing reminds me of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, when Robert Redford says, "I can't swim," when they are about to jump into a river from a cliff, and Paul Newman laughs and says, "Are you crazy, the fall will probably kill you."
Fun fact: The actress who punches Shia Labeouf in the 50s bar is Sasha Spielberg who is Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw's daughter.
As a zoologist I can confirm those were prairie dogs. Actually you don't even need to be a zoologist to say that those are prairie dogs. I can also say that those CGI prairie dogs are an abomination.
Oh I guess that makes the whole movie terrible then! HURR DURR 😒
Magnets do not attract gold in any significant way.
Also not gunpowder or shotgun shell pellets. Nothing iron based in either. That really bugged me.
Everything is attracted to a magnet if the field is strong enough, even frogs... But, if the skull was that strong of a magnet Indiana would have been stuck to it too.
+Kevin Mccoy the shotgun bullets does, because it's a mixture of Cu and Au so, some parts of the bullet does, and some not
How would a living being be stuck to a magnet?
I agree, but it would be funny to spend billions of dollars building the worlds most powerful magnet just to be able to say "Ladies and gentlemen, we did it! We can now lift a small frog several inches into the air- of course we had to defund the C.D.C., and now everyone is dead from ebola, but you have to admit it was worth it!".
ET's big brother is such a badass.
+BcallingDB uhh, dude do u have any idea what time period this movie took place in? ET was in 1990s, this movie took place earlier than that, for all we know this is ETs father. Sin for BcallingDB
Cave Johnson
Or is it ET's mother?
BcallingDB the alien does look badass like a woman
lol and +1 sin for mom naming her kid mutt
E.T is also in the star wars universe. So is Indie it too amd it is all the FORCE. I can t wait for the next movie. Then we saw what master Yoda make before he was a master. He killed nazis and sovjets with Indie and together they build the millennium falcon and Yoda told Indie he is not Indie. He is Han Solo and with the might of the force he bring the hair on Indies ass to life and called it Chewbacca
Oh, and refrigerators from the 50's could NOT be opened from the inside.
Is this in the 50's?
@@thatonewaspatyourpicnic7978 late 50s i believe.
Well, it was kinda damaged in the fall.
It takes place in 1957. 19 years after Last Crusade.
@Vent Shark Ah. Okay. Thanks.
"Also, the monkeys of the Amazon are anti-communist by nature" 🙈🙉🙊🐵🐒
I still don't understand how Indy managed the U-boat ride in Raiders without getting caught by the crew. Can anyone tell me?
Based on the comic book, the u boat sailed on diesel power and never actually underwater. Indy just cling to the periscope the whole journey
@@gefeize
That's kind of what I always suspected. Wasn't there a re-release of Raiders a few years ago with 20 extra seconds of footage that supposedly explained this? If not, I guess I didn't miss much.
Thank You for your reply.
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Theres a deleted scene with him clinging to the periscope thing.
There was a deleted scene, where he almost froze to death
U boats sailed on the surface most of the time, under desiel power. They could make reasonable time that way. Underwater they go very slowly and for short distances only. It's the nuclear subs that can and do stay down 90 days at a time, until they run out of food.
You forgot about the fact that Indiana Jones was actually completely un needed in this movie.
This was Steven Spielberg...
Just like in Raiders right. If you take out Indi the Nazi's go to Mary where they get the staff head piece, they find the map room, retrieve the ark, take it to the island cause Beluc still wants to open it and they all die with the ark in a new resting spot.
In Crystal Skull if you take out Indi then their is no Mutt and no one for Mary send Oxly's riddle or her letter of help to cause to our knowledge the only person who could solve Oxly's riddle that Marry knows is Oxly and hes crazy at this point. ya you could say that someone in the camp could figure it out but if they of at that point they would of. With out the riddle being solved, no one finds the grave sit or the temple. everything that happens in Crystal Skull happens because Indi is there. While everything that happens in raiders would have happened regardless of Indi.
and the whole thing out aliens not fitting into an Indiana Jones movie, in my opinion, dumb considering that there are archaeologists who believe that it is possible that some form of extra terrestrials helped build primitive cultures like ones in the movie. And if that were the case then in the Indiana Jones universe Indi would be the one to discover it.
that is not to say that Scifi is not out of norm for an Indiana Jones movie, cause it is, but to say it does not fit in shows a lack of knowledge for Indi's profession.
Also according to Amy Farrah Fowler in the big bang theory, Indiana Jones is unnecessary to the plot in raiders of the lost ark.
Just like the Raiders of the Lost Ark AND The Last Crusade.
Trey Lehman
In Raider he was the one that found the Arc , the Nazis were looking in the wrong spot
One thing they missed - if the house and people in it were all fake - why was there food in the refridgerator??? Who was going to eat it?
I guess it was to see the effects of the blast on food? I mean, the fridge survived, maybe they knew it would, and thus wanted to know if the food would.
Or writers wanted some last second comedy of indie having to remove said food.
Nothing survives in a fridge from a nuclear blast, no scientist would expect such a result
Yeah. But then you realize Indiana survived it, so obviously, in this world, physics can go fuck itself.
That's pretty much producer's attitude these days.
Another- do the natives in the temple who suddenly wake up when indy and crew pass them really spend all day everyday for 400 years hiding in those small little stone cavities just waiting for someone to pass through?
"The treasure wasn't gold, it was knowledge".
What knowledge?
The knowledge of building stuff and agriculture. Have you even seen the movie?
@@yiraia7863 Where was that knowledge stored? Did you think any minute during the movie?
@@RadioactiveSand those aliens were that knowledge.
That Aliens are real.. lol.
Russian villain woman- ‘Tell me everything, I want to know everything’
Inter dimensional lovers of knowledge- ‘Then you shall DIE from atomisation as I grimace at you. Also thanks for technically being the one that actually returned my stolen skull to my body’.
“Nobody does aim worse than Indiana Jones bad guys.”
“Stormtroopers”
Stormtroopers fail to shoot Han Solo, who happens to be Harrison Ford.
@@commanderiosifstalin4938 Maybe everyone just sucks at shooting Harrison Ford.
stormtroopers in ep4 aimed bad intentionally, so the imperial troops could track the mill.falcon back to the rebell's base.
Stormtroopers boarded succesful Tantive IV in A New Hope.
Specialized Stormtroopers (Snowtroopers) conquered succesful the rebellion hideout on Hoth and killed also lot of rebellion soldiers in The Empire Strikes Back.
And then comes The Last Jedi, were Stormtrooper becomes those douchebags who losed against Teddies by a mile and after this, on any media Stormtroopers becomes worse and worse, far away from a thread.
Only Roque One did some of this things right, where Stormtroopers killed a lot of rebellion soldiers.
@@Darkclaw86 i was plainly talking about the plot of ep4, when han, luke & co tried to escape the death star.
Movie set in 1957. Masks used in the decontamination scene weren't developed until 1959. Ding.
crankysaint thats some mighty fine nitpicking there, son. :)
I don't think they invented a fridge that can survive a nuclear blast in 1957 either
When he almost put the hat on, all our hearts stopped.
allways wanted Indiana Jones to have a daughter:)
I mean just imagine the fun lines of dialog they could have written for that:)
Plus which girl would not be the daughter of Indy?:)
Shia not getting the hat should be like 10 sins off
Also, this guy said thank god and then counted it as a sin he should have done that rewind noise and taken one off.
I'm an archeology student and this movies are used as references to what not to do in excavations or when finding an artefact.
"Mountains into molehills". Can't we all just take a second to appreciate this joke? Fuggen brilliant!
I always like when movie logos are used in creative ways like that. Wasn’t a fan of the actual gophers though.
If I recall correctly they did a similar Paramount logo/mountain fade in the first Indy movie too
2 things ...
1) Gunpowder has nothing that makes it ferromagnetic
2) LEDS were not used back then, ergo, why do we see an LED countdown clock?
1 word fits for this film. '...Everything'
CinemaSins: sins the ark cameo
Me: so you have chosen...DEATH
Sin for you. They're not aliens, they're "interdimensional beings". Spielburg wanted aliens, Lucas did not, this was the compromise. (Yeah, they still look like aliens to me too.)
Well they are still aliens in a way
A sin back at you. If you’re not native to a region that you are visiting or moving into that makes you an alien to that region. Hence why we call people hopping country borders without citizenship “illegal aliens”
You got it mixed up George wanted aliens Steven didn't. The whole alien thing was George's idea from the beginning but Steven said no because he made several alien movies before but George kinda forced Steven into going with this idea
To be fair, he doesn’t only call them ‘aliens’. At 12:30 he says ‘interstellar being’. Also, they are shown to only be ‘interstellar’, not ‘interdimensional’, which is different, so... Ding! on you?
@@Dark_Mishra wasn’t there an inter dimensional portal toward the end? That would make them inter dimensional beings.
Gunpowder isn't even magnetic. Black powder isn't, and modern nitrocellulose-based propellants aren't.
Also, goddamn movie, grenades don't have gunpowder in them. That grenade should have a filling made of solid Composition B.
Ding!
(Thanks for reminding me about that ding lol)
Actually early grenades used blank powder in the u.s . Same power used in the 30-06 blanks
Yeah and they establish in the movie that the crystal skull magnetizes metals that aren't magnetic in nature like in the scene with Indy and Mutt when Mutt tells that gold isn't magnetic.
@@yiraia7863 Gunpowder isn't made of metal. Modern multi-base firearms propellant is mostly composed of nitrocellulose with a secondary component of diethylene glycol dinitrate. Neither of those contains a metal element of *any* sort. A mass of both compounds mixed will include carbon, oxygen, hydrogen, and nitrogen, but no metal. Such smokeless propellants *might* include a very very small percentage (by mass) of metallic additives, but I can't confirm that specifically.
Bottom line, there is nothing that should suggest that smokeless powder--or gunpowder of any kind--would be associated with magnetism in any way at all.
@@DavidEllis94 oh okay. Thanks for the explanation :)
David Ellis Jeeze somebody has gotta always be right.
The film deserves 500 sins for imagining that Harrison Ford & KarenAllen could spawn anyone as obnoxious as Shia Lebouf.
I know a guy who is a lookalike and act a like to this buffoon.
Also for not showing the scene with Karen Allen that started the possibility of this absurd spawn.
Agreed.
Shia gets way too much shit. Yh, he's eccentric but so are dozens of actors, plus Shia can actually act.
Slemke 98 said no one ever
“I feel like he used to be famous” so clever man... so clever
A Peruvian ancient civilization that looks Central american.
Indy drank from the Holy Grail, maybe he's immune to radiation poisoning...
Risca that immortality ended when he passed the knights seal in the cave to get back out again
@@stulchmulch227 "Immortality" is different from increased longetivity,or resistance to poisoning, just saying.
I would love to see him glow in the dark though.
Nah, plot says so is better.
And flying fridges lol
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I'm over them asking me to use my real name as well.
It may be your computer or your security system. It happens to me too on other sites besides this one, as well as this one.
It ONLY happens to me on youtube. I have to sign into youtube more than I have to sign into my email.
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Missed an opportunity for an Avatar reference when we see the nuclear cloud. “It’s a giant mushroom...MAYBE ITS FRIENDLY!”
1:43
Cinema Sin: "Nobody does terrible aim like Indians Jones bad guys."
Me: Except for Storm Troopers lol
The same can be said for every action movie henchmen. It's not Jones exclusive.
Christopher Cardarelli well… Han Solo and Indiana Jones are played by Ford
But the troopers hit Leia one time, but, that could have been an accident
@@johnmccartney62 She wasn't Harrison Ford. They aren't allowed to hit Harrison Ford.
It wasn't that bad. Indy movies never were there to be 100% logical. It's a genre is adventure with some sci-fi and lots of action elements. It's purpose is to be entertaining. I laughed my head off at this video, but there's a lot of hate in the comments for this movie.
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The thing about Sci-fi/Fantasy movies is that they have to follow an internal logic and most of the Indiana Jones movies do, this one however was written by George Lucas and Spielberg didn't even want to make it.
Anakin Skywalker
You were the chosen one!
John Smith Internal logic? Christian artefacts with magical powers and an Indian tribe with magical powers?
13dirty666 You clearly don't understand what internal logic is, so I'll explain it to you. A story will set rules such has certain things being able to do certain things, skull being magnetic then stopping, when we view these movies we accept the rules the movie sets forth, but when the movie breaks its own laws the story starts to crumble in on itself as the internal logic fails.
"Nobody does terrible aim like Indiana Jones bad guys" uh.. Idk, storm troopers?
Both shoot at Harrison Ford and both miss constantly, therefore both are the same entity constituted in different cinematic universes.
+Ryl0_or or, Harrison Ford just has an anto-bullet forcefield.
If I was put to death by firing squad and they gave me last wish I would wish for Stormtrooper or Indiana Jones bad guy to execute it xD
Battle droids
Just discount Stormtroopers
When does Indy wake up in the 60's from that fever dream coma with Chris Pratt's face?
In the theatre with my friends and watched on opening day of this, the alien and spaceship scene we just groaned “oh no, this sucks... ruined it”
We saw this in theater but we were hoping that Indiana Jones would catch a ride on that spaceship, which would go on to become the Millennium Falcon, and for some reason change his name to Han Solo and it ends up that Indiana Jones and Han Solo are the same person.
You forgot to deduct points for this movie, supposedly taking place in the 1950s, having a digital timer (at 1:55) with LEDs for the rocket sled control panel.
Hahaha I love how when Shia Labeouf appears, you just hear "ding!"
Wait, wasn't that actor... didn't he use to be famous?
Someone took a picture of Henry Sr. when he was being confronted on the blimp in Crusade and gave it to Indy on a frame. DING
I noticed that too. Lol. The least they could’ve done is taken more recent photos of them both. The actors may have refused to be in the movie, but like he said, I’m sure they both still got paid a lot for the use of their likenesses. Heck, they’re both probably still living off royalties from the Last Crusade.
I "ding" my desk every time I see a sin, and when the fridge scene happened I dinged it so hard I actually broke it.
Guy asks me what my fav movies are,
Mention the Indiana Jones Trilogy,
He says "what about the fourth?"
Policy still haven't found the body,
There Are Only THREE.
I know! I love 1,2, and 3. But I can't stand 4!
NOOOOO
(Indy takes the hat)
Ohh thank god
KingpinPasta and years later we are being confirmed with a new Indiana jones movie.
With Shia as new Indiana :/
Kruif Sàrkàny NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That hasn't happened yet so hey good thing they scrapped that crap.
I hope if they do bring back Mutt they at least do a recast.
6:10 The part wear Indiana Jones talks about pancho villa Is a reference to the young Indiana Jones chronicles
I cant believe Ive only now discovered your amazing vids. Also, at 4:33 you say the condiments bottles werent knocked over. But the were when Mutt hits the table in the scene prior to that.
3:19
Homer: „It’s called nucular.“
Navy Officer: „Ugh, whatever.“
Homer: „Nucular.“
"I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archaeologists." - John Smith
Hello sweety.
Lol wtf
Its all wibbly wobbly to me. Blink, and you might miss it. WHO else doesnt get this. I would tell you what it means but... spoilers.
Sideswipe 84 that was amazing lol
I was in the Society for Creative Anachronism. We confuse future archaeologists. I mean, we hope.
Gotta hand it to the channel, this was one of the funniest CinemaSins I've seen. The clips at the end were hilarious. Dramatic chipmunk! The West Side Story reference turned out to be a real premonition for Spielberg's filmography.
I watch this on TV tonight and thought almost everything you mentioned, especially the part about the one way trip though the pyramid and UFO
I know I'm probably going to get a bunch of shit for this, but I actually...kindof...liked...this movie.
Yeah it wasn't bad
me too, but the alien scared the f*ck out of me
it was a bit of a let down and not nowhere near as good as the originals, but it was still decently entertaining
I never got the hate for the aliens. It's not like the other 3 movies were grounded in reality.
if they had not had shia leboeuf i would have accepted the rest
Did this movie just break the record of number of sins, without a bonus round??
probaly
yes he did
5:01, 13:38 Steven Spielberg is directing West Side Story with the kid from Baby Driver!
6:11 There is a Jones movie about that, its called Young Indiana Jones Spring Break Adventure, the second half of movie is about Jones getting kidnapped by Pancho Villa men
This movie scored a 78% on rottentomatoes...yeah the movie that destroyed one of the greatest movie franchises scored 78% on rottentomatoes...
Peeps B dumb.
The movie wasn't terrible, but I'm pissed that it got so high when so many other good films got extremely low scores on RT.
no way
RT is truly now rotten, confirmed after this movie rating.
Shit on a Platter: The Movie got a 78% on RT...
4:55
Missed Sin: The KGB agents are carrying 9mm Norinco Type 54 pistols when they should be carrying 7.62 Tokarev TT-33s.
I love the internet... :)
"Indiana Jones is more Macgyver than Indiana Jones"
Wait until he get to the "big dam ants" part
“Get that greaser!”
I laugh at that every time!
Cinemasins should do “The Outsiders”
I am amazed by the amount of effort he puts in his Cinema sins!
Pure talent *.*
"Good archaeology relies heavily on speculation" actually, as an archaeology student, yeah, it does :p
Oh my god that nooooo at the end when he almost put on the hat helped my heart
him swinging on those vines is worth at LEAST 10 sins!
I love the ding when Mutt enters the screen for the first time.
Ahhhhh. I see what they did. So the rest of the movie is just Indy's imagination making up a story while he dies slowly from radiation poisoning. Makes the movie a bit easier to watch now.
Actually, the "Pancho Villa" thing is a reference to the television show. Also, I think there was a wasted moment in the college where the could have had "Professor Round" see Indy shoot by on the motorcycle and say something like; "What trouble are you in now, Indy?"
1:42 "offended stormtrooper noises"
"nooo...oh thank god" XDXD i lost it right there
Ya know, I see a lot of good ideas in this Movie too. Indy being taken to area 51, being stalked by CIA, the chase scene trough the school where Indy's a profesor. And that creepy grave-temple-thingy they go into. Even the idéa of a crystal skull is not so bad. If only we could take away aliens, Atomic bombs an CGI-munchkins, this would have made a good indiana jones-flick. I evenl ike the idéa with Indy having a son. I mean, we did get to meet his father in the third one, didn't we?
They problem this movie has at its core..not its surface problems..its core problem is its timing this plot should have been the second or thid indy movie..i imagine if this movie came out years age like like after the first one no one would hate it. Cuz i mean i dont think its too far fetched for aliens to be in an indy movie...nazis...evil spirits..evil nazi spirits...racist stereotypical indigenous tribal stereotypes..but i draw the line at aliens? Whatever. This movie had potential 20 years ago but in this day and age it failed hard
i share the exact same view. I mean the movie was fine right up to the aliens. I too liked Indy having a son and reuniting with marion, i thought it was cute. But they aliens well and truly killed a film which otherwise would've been good, although arguably not as good as the original triology of the 80s, but thats hard to beat because of a younger ford and practical effects
Why am I the only one okay with aliens? Have you people never heard of the crystal skull alien theory before?
Fun fact: You can't actually _block_ a magnetic field, you can only _redirect it,_ which the wooden crate would NOT do.
*Sees everything wrong with Indiana Jones part*
*Anger Noises*
*reads with the kingdom of the crystal skull*
*Happiness noises*
I had a friend in high school who loved this movie. His life was movies, he wound up being a film teacher, but loved this movie.... He told me he never got into the other Indy movies, but this was a great film............ We haven't spoken since then. I saw this for my birthday because Indy was my childhood hero alongside Alan Grant. I can't remember a birthday I hated more than that.
7:46
"It was not made by human hands"
"who made it then?"
Erm... prairie dogs?
Only 131 were you just tired...? This piece of cinematic tripe deserves at least double that!
But good job. Love the show. Keep up the great work
The simple "" @12:53 in referencing the UFO's appearance is the single greatest comment ever made on CinemaSins.
LOL, "first of the Wilhelm clan to go to college"...I fucking died!
um, dude had nuke insurance, via Holy Grail water
@Luis Elías Díaz No it doesnt dude, in the movie it literally says how the brother that left the cave lived for an extended period and told his story to a Franciscan Friar and the time difference between that and the crusades is hella long. The grail cannot leave the cave, you have to keep drinking from it to live forever. BUT you still gain life after drinking from it.
@@muggy2128 So everyone is kinda right. Yay
@@muggy2128 So THAT'S how that knight was able to live for so long! I was always so curious as to HOW he was alive!
If that was true his father would still be alive
Muggy it’s makes sense but I wonder why Henry Jones died so son after.
just the first scene was ridiculous that throughout the entire movie I was just complaining about how absurd the whole thing was
The Wilhelm clan line made me laugh. Love these videos.