I did love the fact that in the end, Indiana was literally begging to be left in the past. And he was straight up knocked out to deny his request. It really feels like even the writers knew how much the studio was abusing the franchise.
Not to mention the fact that it's every archaeologist's dream to go back in time and see what things were like. It would have been a wonderful send off to let him live that dream. But no, we had to have this out of nowhere god daughter punch him out, drag him onto a plane, go back across the Atlantic, put him in a vehicle, drive him to his apartment, drag him back into his bed, contact his estranged wife, wait for her arrival and then wait for him to wake up with probable severe brain damage after being unconscious for so long.
But Indy’s not really a former shell of himself in this movie. He’s out of his element when he retires in the beginning, but gets right back into the adventure and hunt for the artifact anyway.
Yeah, we’ve never seen Indy depressed before! *Cut to Indy drinking the day away after thinking Marion died or getting slapped by his father and moaning about getting the grail*
This is an objective fact: they should have ended it with The Last Crusade. Also, "He belongs in a museum!" was just brilliant. I could barely breathe.
2:24 I'm in Honest Trailers :D! ''The Wolfenstein boss you have to take out to get the blue keycard'' lol. One of my lifegoals became true, many thanks Screen Junky
"Everyone hated Crystal Skull's happy ending"? I thought everyone just hated Mutt trying to take up the mantle. I never heard anyone get upset about the wedding before.
This movie should have been about Indy teaming up with Sallah and Short Round for one final adventure. It's amazing nobody came up with such a simple yet effective premise.
If production on this had started like a year later I imagine the studio would have insisted on Short Round being in it, but Quan’s comeback happened too late.
Hopefully all the garbage Hollywood writers get replaced from this whole strike thing. Not even sure how they have any leeway outside of politics, cuz writing is a job millions of ppl can and would jump in to do for min wage, or free with ai.
Indy rode off into the sunset with his dad and two best friends, Marcus and Sala. The Holy Grail is still safe, guys! There were no other Indy movies after that. I've been a devout admirer of Indiana Jones since elementary school. He is a timeless hero who is worthy of a hero's end, not "elder abuse." Once gain, Honest Trailers does a better job at the movies than the movies themselves.
Lemme guess, you never watched the TV show and don't like Crystal skull bc that's what you think the internet thinks.. If the creators of the Indy movies want to make more, who are we to say that's wrong?!
This movie is really good at making you nostalgic for older, better movies : the 80's Indy of course, but also the better time-travel ones (back to the future, T1&2) and even the better peplums/historical epics (Gladiator which is now 20+ years old)
Gladiator ALMOST joined the time travel films. Gladiator 2 was originally going to be Crowe traveling through time fighting in wars throughout history. No joke. Not sure what the script their filming is about, but they nixed the time travel.
@@derkeheath5172woah, what? Time travel for Gladiator’s sequel and it would involves our dude travelling history to fight in wars? That actually wouldn’t make for a good sequel there
Despite Crystal Skull’s reception, it gave Indy a proper ending. It actually gave him a fitting end to his whole journey. But I guess Disney and modern Lucasfilm didn’t want our hero to have a beautiful future so that’s why this movie exists. 😤
Had a lot of laughs with this one (that Wolfenstein pun was epic), but what the heck, I enjoyed a lot this last ride with Indy, got nuts with the back in time thing in the last part of the movie and cheered and applauded at the end with the last shot of the hat :)
The "He belongs in a museum" bit was certanly priceless and briliant. Had me dying. Such a nice call back to the original films, namely The Last Crusade.😀🤣🤣
1) I never understood why people complain about Indy doing nothing in Raiders of the Lost Ark. One of the bad guys flat out declares "We are merely passing though history, this IS history" 2) My favorite grizzled old man not believing in magic was from Batman Beyond. Terry, new Batman, is shocked that Bruce doesn't believe in ghosts and Bruce is like "No, I totally believe in ghosts, but this is just way too high school."
1)Pretty sure it's just an observation and not a complaint. Classic Fridge Logic. And sometimes a counter to people who consider him a hero in that movie. The response of "but he didn't do anything, how is he a hero?" is meant to make one think.
Every time I see someone else fondly remember _Batman Beyond_ it unfortunately reminds me of the low but constant dread that the DCEU will attempt to do something (stupid) with it.
Finally, someone who also mentions that Batman Beyond did the legacy formula better, despite being a cartoon series from 24 years ago. Still waiting for it and the rest of the DCAU to get the HT treatment, however.
Who the hell has such fantasy? Why is it being old automatically means being ''sad'', when there are plenty happy older people and miserable young ones?
Gotta admit: Harrison Ford looks incredible (shirtless scene) for an 80 year old not juiced up on HGH or something. He's always been in incredible shape, and you can tell that is really him. Pretty sure Putin would love to look like that in his shirtless pics riding dinosaurs/sharks, etc...
I really think the movie should have ended with him staying in the past. When they started to set it up I thought it was a fitting way to end his story. Indie dedicated his life to protecting history, but in the modern world all he got in return was forgotten, but here he had a chance to live amongst the history he loved so much. But in the end they played it safe and said he made it home safe. I feel like this describes most of the movie, they had they potential for something great, but ended up making something that was only good enough.
"And Indiana Jones lived happily ever after. The end!" (TEN YEARS LATER....) *DISNEY:* **greenlights yet another Indiana Jones sequel with Harrison Ford**
Indy living in the past would’ve been a depressing way to go out. He would never reunite with his friends and family again, so no. It was great that he got back to where he needed to be.
Can you imagine being an archeologist and you get transported back to beautiful Ancient Greece, and want to spend your final years of life living there. And your POS goddaughter gives you a concussion, kidnaps you, and brings you back to 1970s corporate America so you can spend your final years dealing with American politics, taxes, financial debts, Nixon, and the Vietnam War. Fleabag is the true villain of this movie. Which is saying a lot considering this movie has time traveling N@zịs.
I put him in the boat of often being underutilized instead of outright forgettable. I personally quite remembered and liked him in "Logan" and really liked his word in "Vengeance" from last year too.
You've never heard of where ARCO got the idea for the solar generator tower w/ all the mirrors around it out in the Mojave before? Seriously? Geez, what're they teaching in school these days?..
I REALLY want to see a final Batman film with Michael Keaton, but I strongly suspect it would include a scene of Vicki Vale's British niece telling Bruce he's a fascist (even though BLUE BEETLE already beat them to it).
Did anyone else notice that the movie kept getting the timing for the theme song swell wrong? It has always been used to punctuate the moment of excitement when Indy does something spectacular, or escapes from a situation in a highly improbable way, but this movie kept throwing it in at seemingly random times. It's almost like they knew the music made the audience feel something, but didn't understand that it was supposed to work in combination with the action, not independent of it.
That's something people have noted about the use (or abuse) of legacy John Williams music in Star Wars lately--it's not used to support the action on-screen, it's used to give you nostalgia.
Agreed, although John Williams is in his 90s at this point, so it's not that surprising. He's quite a bit removed from that incredible run of Star Wars-Superman-Empire-Raiders over just four years. I'm guessing they brought him back for a last hurrah in the same way they did Ford, but honestly they should have gone with somebody more current (read: younger), and just interweaving the Raiders fanfare in key moments.
Another Disney milking and destroying a classic franchise. They should have stopped at 3. Since they made this one, they should have brought short round back, instead of these nonames that nobody cares about.
I agree with you about Boyd Holbrook, he was just in the return of Justified and was the most forgettable part of the show, especially with how the season ended.
I mean, I loved crystal skull. It reminded me of a good time in my life. When my father was still alive and we were able to see it together. I miss that era of my life so much. Crystal skull will always have a place in my heart.
Indiana Jones is a treasured franchise with a strong-willed lead, grounded stakes, and jaw-dropping special effects that generations will adore. So, another unnecessary installment shouldn't change that.
Logan (the movie) is not like this one: it actually is based on a real comic storyline, and it never allowed Wolverine to be humiliated or embarrassed or owned in his own movie. On the contrary, it gave him the sendoff he actually deserved and everyone can remember fondly.
Honey have you never seen an Indiana Jones movie before? He's constantly failing forward and being "embarrassed" by the bad-guys being a step or two ahead of him until the end.
Raiders of the lost Ark - 10/10 Temple of Doom - 8/10 Last Crusade - 9/10 Crystal Skull - 7/10 Dial of Destiny - 8/10 There has never been a bad Indiana Jones movie.
All I can ask for is that the studios learned something from this. That being said, moviegoers' standards are at an all time low, even this movie has its vociferous defenders
Haven't seen this installment. But after hearing Indy say he "doesn't believe in magic", I can tell this movie may have, and that's a gigantic "may", done Indiana Jones dirty!
If they wanted to actually continue Indie with a different character, they should have brought the actor for Short Round back, he's been a stunt coordinator in Hollywood for a while... and have HIM be the snarky type he was in the old film. He's even got face/name recognition atm due to Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.
God bless the man in that test screening that stood up and shouted "Doomcock was right! Fleabag DOES replace Indy!" which caused the producers to reshoot their moronic ending.
Say what you will, but I thought that the first 15 minutes of this movie was incredible. The scenes of him walking through the Nazi train were great, culminating in him showing that his uniform has bullet hole in the front and back. I cracked up so hard at that part.
True. I despise this movie, but the WW2 scene was great, pure fun action / adventure. Made me wish Lucasfilm just recast Indy with a younger actor and made an Indy adventure in the WW2 era. In KotCS they hinted that Indy had a ton of adventure n WW2, so they could have made bunch of movies in that time period.
Helena's punch knocked him out for a week Long enough to drag him back to the plane, drag him back through time, drag him back to NY, put him in bed, clear his murder charges and get Marion to come over.
I watched the movie. The thing I am most impressed with is the parade scene. I don't know how they do it! So stunning and brings back a lot of memories.
Interesting, for me all the New York stuff around the parade and the Morocco part were atrocious. It only started to get a proper Indiana Jones film after they left Morocco for Greece.
I kept waiting to see what the black agent's story was only for them to kill her off a third of the way through the movie so...was there any point to her to begin with? 😮
I did love the fact that in the end, Indiana was literally begging to be left in the past. And he was straight up knocked out to deny his request. It really feels like even the writers knew how much the studio was abusing the franchise.
Not to mention the fact that it's every archaeologist's dream to go back in time and see what things were like. It would have been a wonderful send off to let him live that dream. But no, we had to have this out of nowhere god daughter punch him out, drag him onto a plane, go back across the Atlantic, put him in a vehicle, drive him to his apartment, drag him back into his bed, contact his estranged wife, wait for her arrival and then wait for him to wake up with probable severe brain damage after being unconscious for so long.
of course they knew. If someone knows, then the writers. But we know they need the money from their job. But it's cool they can pull these.
The Denial of Destiny
What if I told you, there was a possible ending where he would stay in the past and save Mutt and Mary?
were* abusing
I feel like it’s a common sequel trope to turn our once beloved hero’s into depressed, broken, former shells of themselves.
Just legacy sequels, since they're churned out by Wattpad contributors who want self insert characters who don't need a hero's journey.
And I'm frankly sick of it.
But Indy’s not really a former shell of himself in this movie. He’s out of his element when he retires in the beginning, but gets right back into the adventure and hunt for the artifact anyway.
Yeah, we’ve never seen Indy depressed before!
*Cut to Indy drinking the day away after thinking Marion died or getting slapped by his father and moaning about getting the grail*
@@FG_Mansad and depressed are to very different things
This is an objective fact: they should have ended it with The Last Crusade. Also, "He belongs in a museum!" was just brilliant. I could barely breathe.
I agree with both.
Not really an objective fact since its an opinion that by definition is subjective. But I do agree with you
@@ethanharmer5151I subjectively believe that it's a objective fact.
@@perceivedvelocity9914that not what “Objective” means
Nah. Crystal Skull was great
2:24 I'm in Honest Trailers :D! ''The Wolfenstein boss you have to take out to get the blue keycard'' lol. One of my lifegoals became true, many thanks Screen Junky
Zo gaaf dat jij gewoon met Harrison Ford in een film zit.
Wanneer komt de Hauke spin off?
The Wolfenstein reference was absolutely spot on. Chef's kiss 💋🤌
A game that invokes nostalgia at every mention
"Everyone hated Crystal Skull's happy ending"? I thought everyone just hated Mutt trying to take up the mantle. I never heard anyone get upset about the wedding before.
I thought everyone just hated Crystall Skull.
I thought it was sarcasm.
@@pixxelwizzardthat’s what I figured.
@@88porpoise: In general, yes, but most bad movies still have good _parts_ to them.
This was better than Crystal skull I think
This movie should have been about Indy teaming up with Sallah and Short Round for one final adventure. It's amazing nobody came up with such a simple yet effective premise.
If production on this had started like a year later I imagine the studio would have insisted on Short Round being in it, but Quan’s comeback happened too late.
@@ColonelGreending dong instead we got a messy script with plot holes and leap of lack of logic
Hopefully all the garbage Hollywood writers get replaced from this whole strike thing.
Not even sure how they have any leeway outside of politics, cuz writing is a job millions of ppl can and would jump in to do for min wage, or free with ai.
@@terencem8795the characters are Asian
And not kill off Mutt (unless they try to retcon that in a few years or so, maybe)
The 40-year old version joke was brilliant 😂😂
HT were savage ASF yet this was a good joke aside from his Harrison Ford impression. 😂
No, bad Pitt was even better 😂
"And my SLACKS!" 😂😂😂😂 come on! That is the best! 😄
@@danavixen6274 *AF
"He's the only German alive with bad time management skills" had me rolling 😂😂
Indy rode off into the sunset with his dad and two best friends, Marcus and Sala. The Holy Grail is still safe, guys! There were no other Indy movies after that. I've been a devout admirer of Indiana Jones since elementary school. He is a timeless hero who is worthy of a hero's end, not "elder abuse." Once gain, Honest Trailers does a better job at the movies than the movies themselves.
Exactly ! The Last Crusade was named LAST for a reason !!! The other movies don't count, they never happened...
Lemme guess, you never watched the TV show and don't like Crystal skull bc that's what you think the internet thinks..
If the creators of the Indy movies want to make more, who are we to say that's wrong?!
This movie is really good at making you nostalgic for older, better movies : the 80's Indy of course, but also the better time-travel ones (back to the future, T1&2) and even the better peplums/historical epics (Gladiator which is now 20+ years old)
Gladiator ALMOST joined the time travel films. Gladiator 2 was originally going to be Crowe traveling through time fighting in wars throughout history. No joke. Not sure what the script their filming is about, but they nixed the time travel.
so what you are saying> this movie is a great trailer for everything else xDDD
@@derkeheath5172woah, what? Time travel for Gladiator’s sequel and it would involves our dude travelling history to fight in wars? That actually wouldn’t make for a good sequel there
very true, haha... it's bad on many movie levels
@@derkeheath5172 South Park made the 'Russel Crowe Fighting 'Round the World' show, so close...
Despite Crystal Skull’s reception, it gave Indy a proper ending. It actually gave him a fitting end to his whole journey. But I guess Disney and modern Lucasfilm didn’t want our hero to have a beautiful future so that’s why this movie exists. 😤
Indy got a happy ending in Indy 5 too
The unproduced Crystal Skull script actually gave Indy AND Marion an actual good ending. The finished movie did not.
From what I understand, it was Ford who really wanted this one to happen.
@@Dave_C30only the 1944 prologue was good
@@Dave_C30except for the dead kid and all.. Yeah.. Happy-ish..
'He's more obsessed with WWII than your dad.' I thought I would need an ambulance.
The alternate title at the end really got me. Well done, Honest Trailers.
Yeah, that was gold.
Had a lot of laughs with this one (that Wolfenstein pun was epic), but what the heck, I enjoyed a lot this last ride with Indy, got nuts with the back in time thing in the last part of the movie and cheered and applauded at the end with the last shot of the hat :)
"His students no longer want to sleep with him" hahahahahahaha OUCH
Furthermore, they are BORED with him at this point. 😴
0:08-From the studio that turned Luke and Han into Puke and Gone.
Classic.
Pure accuracy.
2:31 I love how "Mads Mikkelsen's third magic Nazi," is sentence that now exists. 😆🔮
Technically 4th magic Nazi if you also count pretending to be one in Rogue One.
Bad0
The "He belongs in a museum" bit was certanly priceless and briliant. Had me dying. Such a nice call back to the original films, namely The Last Crusade.😀🤣🤣
"He belongs in a museum!" killed me! 😂
One day you will too.
1) I never understood why people complain about Indy doing nothing in Raiders of the Lost Ark. One of the bad guys flat out declares "We are merely passing though history, this IS history"
2) My favorite grizzled old man not believing in magic was from Batman Beyond. Terry, new Batman, is shocked that Bruce doesn't believe in ghosts and Bruce is like "No, I totally believe in ghosts, but this is just way too high school."
1)Pretty sure it's just an observation and not a complaint. Classic Fridge Logic. And sometimes a counter to people who consider him a hero in that movie. The response of "but he didn't do anything, how is he a hero?" is meant to make one think.
Well, it does diminish the impact of the story if the main character has no impact on the story.
Every time I see someone else fondly remember _Batman Beyond_ it unfortunately reminds me of the low but constant dread that the DCEU will attempt to do something (stupid) with it.
Finally, someone who also mentions that Batman Beyond did the legacy formula better, despite being a cartoon series from 24 years ago.
Still waiting for it and the rest of the DCAU to get the HT treatment, however.
@@MusicoftheDamned Get the team behind the Spiderverse films, I think they'd rock it
I will say, this movie does a great job indulging the fantasy of being able to *fix* a sad old person.
Ouch. This is brutally real
Or beat them until they do what you want.
@@ajh22895 I mean that is what the old keep saying they should do to the young...
this made me laugh and feel sad at the same time bravo lol
Who the hell has such fantasy? Why is it being old automatically means being ''sad'', when there are plenty happy older people and miserable young ones?
"Wrinkled In Time"
That's cold AF!
I love it.
Gotta admit: Harrison Ford looks incredible (shirtless scene) for an 80 year old not juiced up on HGH or something. He's always been in incredible shape, and you can tell that is really him.
Pretty sure Putin would love to look like that in his shirtless pics riding dinosaurs/sharks, etc...
The way I see it
-Young Indiana Jones adventures
-The '80s Trilogy
-Old Indiana Jones adventures (KotCS and DoD)
three different blocks
Ok, "He belongs in a museum" absolutely sent me.
Ouch 😣
In memory of Steve Harwell, please say "Only shooting stars break the mold."
😔🙏🏾❤️🕊️
💐
Agreed
I really think the movie should have ended with him staying in the past. When they started to set it up I thought it was a fitting way to end his story. Indie dedicated his life to protecting history, but in the modern world all he got in return was forgotten, but here he had a chance to live amongst the history he loved so much. But in the end they played it safe and said he made it home safe. I feel like this describes most of the movie, they had they potential for something great, but ended up making something that was only good enough.
The movie should have ended after a completely different movie.
"And Indiana Jones lived happily ever after. The end!"
(TEN YEARS LATER....)
*DISNEY:* **greenlights yet another Indiana Jones sequel with Harrison Ford**
Indy staying with his loved ones is a much better choice
Indy living in the past would’ve been a depressing way to go out. He would never reunite with his friends and family again, so no. It was great that he got back to where he needed to be.
The movie should have ended after the first 15 minutes.
Can you imagine being an archeologist and you get transported back to beautiful Ancient Greece, and want to spend your final years of life living there. And your POS goddaughter gives you a concussion, kidnaps you, and brings you back to 1970s corporate America so you can spend your final years dealing with American politics, taxes, financial debts, Nixon, and the Vietnam War.
Fleabag is the true villain of this movie. Which is saying a lot considering this movie has time traveling N@zịs.
The fact that this was uploaded on a Tuesday makes Epic's Voice last statement even cooler
Do an Honest Trailer of that movie that you were already planning on doing an Honest Trailer for!
I am already looking forward it!!
You're talking of course about Trial of the Incredible Hulk
4:21 2023: Well, our new movie heroes are an Italian plumber, a plastic doll and a guy who invented the atomic bomb.
High time we get an honest trailer for Training Day.
The literal Straw Hat Pirate reference made me so happy!
What happened to archimedes with the dial of destiny is called Bootstrap Paradox. Dark does this a lot
"The Forty Year Old Version"
Perfection.
3:38 Ok if Harrison is still that solid at 80... which is insane... he might just make it another 30 years.
Honestly wondering if that was CGI...
@@TheCoolCucumber he was literally doing lots of miles of bike before or after the filming of the movie lmao he's in better shape than me and im 25
“He belongs in a museum!” 😂
If they could get Ford to do some warmups his voice probably wouldn't need de-aging
“From the studio who turned Luke and Han into Puke and Gone…”
😂
Hey now, Boyd Holbrook makes up for everything by being one of THE best characters on The Sandman.
I put him in the boat of often being underutilized instead of outright forgettable. I personally quite remembered and liked him in "Logan" and really liked his word in "Vengeance" from last year too.
Please say he was chasing a guy with a hat on the Sandman, its his main thing
@@dancingmonkey08 He was chasing a guy with a very fancy helmet, does that count?
He's also amazing in Nacho's
He's always a solid villain. Was great in the recent Justified sequel, reboot, thingy.
To be fair, I didn't know anything about the siege of Syracuse before. So it was eductional.
You've never heard of where ARCO got the idea for the solar generator tower w/ all the mirrors around it out in the Mojave before? Seriously? Geez, what're they teaching in school these days?..
What a great birthday treat!! Nice timing
Happy Birthday! 🎂
@@lls3676 thanks!
happy bd!
“Literal straw hat pirate.” 😂
I REALLY want to see a final Batman film with Michael Keaton, but I strongly suspect it would include a scene of Vicki Vale's British niece telling Bruce he's a fascist (even though BLUE BEETLE already beat them to it).
So glad my man Indy finally got to play Age of Empires in the end, at least for a couple of minutes.
She’s so set up to be the next Indy they’ve put a map of Indiana on her forehead 😂😂😂 bravo
bad form to make fun of a natural birthmark
@@dj2neowah. Please find more things to whine about.
Not sure that will work out though.
I hope there's a commentary! My Tuesday last week wasn't complete without it. 😟
"From the shallow end of the Deep State"--excellent line! See, studios, you need writers to get content!
That joke about maybe you’ll win an Oscar and Harrison Ford will be…oh never mind…that hit hard 💀😭
Do a trailer for the first Ninja Turtles movie! Either that or Mutant Mayhem.
Now we wait for the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles.
Did anyone else notice that the movie kept getting the timing for the theme song swell wrong? It has always been used to punctuate the moment of excitement when Indy does something spectacular, or escapes from a situation in a highly improbable way, but this movie kept throwing it in at seemingly random times. It's almost like they knew the music made the audience feel something, but didn't understand that it was supposed to work in combination with the action, not independent of it.
The end credits ought to be a crime against humanity...
That's something people have noted about the use (or abuse) of legacy John Williams music in Star Wars lately--it's not used to support the action on-screen, it's used to give you nostalgia.
Interesting observation. Is that John Williams’ choice though? Or is it disney that is forcing the familiar theme to be tacked onto those scenes ?
Agreed, although John Williams is in his 90s at this point, so it's not that surprising. He's quite a bit removed from that incredible run of Star Wars-Superman-Empire-Raiders over just four years. I'm guessing they brought him back for a last hurrah in the same way they did Ford, but honestly they should have gone with somebody more current (read: younger), and just interweaving the Raiders fanfare in key moments.
wdym? It plays when he escapes onto the train, when sallah gives him his hat and whip, when he saves the day with the tuk tuks etc
0:29 The (sadly) official lyrics to the Indiana Jones theme song🤣.
The Wolfenstein reference brought back some memories. Loved that game
Please do Oppenheimer next week. It deserves it!
@WadeWarner-ui5mp It looks like it will be Oppenheimer next.
I want a double feature with Barbie!
They need the footage first.
*Barbenheimer
It hasn't come out on digital or Blu ray yet. I think it's on October.
4:35 Are we sure that’s not Monkey D. Luffy?!
Nah, people watched the show he was in.
I don't know why the Shia LaBeouf joke at 0:50 made me laugh so goddamn loud LOL
Oh, Screen Junkies. You missed your opportunity at 5:12 to call this stinker "Plaque to the Future."
Another Disney milking and destroying a classic franchise. They should have stopped at 3. Since they made this one, they should have brought short round back, instead of these nonames that nobody cares about.
This is one of your all time best! You guys still got it!
Fandom Games with Honest Game Trailers though… ugh…
Can we get an Honest Trailer for Meg 2: The Trench?
By all means
I agree with you about Boyd Holbrook, he was just in the return of Justified and was the most forgettable part of the show, especially with how the season ended.
He was great in justified I thought but forgettable in this movie even though I did think this movie was good
he was great in the sandman though
damn, i loved him in the sandman
"I don't believe in magic" says the man using magic.
Casual mention of Straw Hat pirate? Thanks for announcing next week's episode 💪
I mean, I loved crystal skull. It reminded me of a good time in my life. When my father was still alive and we were able to see it together. I miss that era of my life so much. Crystal skull will always have a place in my heart.
Same, I used to watch Indy with my mom over and over, she was so happy when Indy 4 came out, one of the last movies I saw in theaters with her ❤
@@seragx99 I felt this comment. I'm so sorry you're without her. The world is a sadder place now
Please do both Percy Jackson movies for the new Disney+ series in December!!!
1:12
"So do you!"
3:27 Time travel paradox be like if your first wish to a genie was to grant you zero wishes.
The only man alive that misses Shia Lebouf.
Finally!!! We're back to the scathing & hilarious reviews. You'd been on a nice streak (despite loads of horrible movies) for a couple years now.
yeah, they totally spaced out on the hate that was well deserved for rings of power
Scathing? More like mildly critical and careful not to offend the woke 'community' 🙄
Disney stopped pumping money it seems (they had partnership with Fandom)
Indiana Jones is a treasured franchise with a strong-willed lead, grounded stakes, and jaw-dropping special effects that generations will adore. So, another unnecessary installment shouldn't change that.
Yeah, and those stakes form a nice even tripod, the extra legs should be cut off.😂
@@DeAthWaGer Or we can accept that good franchises can have bad endings.
“Grounded stakes” and it’s just hearts being ripped out of bodies and ghosts melting faces, yeah stfu 😂😂
Logan (the movie) is not like this one: it actually is based on a real comic storyline, and it never allowed Wolverine to be humiliated or embarrassed or owned in his own movie.
On the contrary, it gave him the sendoff he actually deserved and everyone can remember fondly.
Honey have you never seen an Indiana Jones movie before? He's constantly failing forward and being "embarrassed" by the bad-guys being a step or two ahead of him until the end.
Say “ now get ready, here we go “
Raiders of the lost Ark - 10/10
Temple of Doom - 8/10
Last Crusade - 9/10
Crystal Skull - 7/10
Dial of Destiny - 8/10
There has never been a bad Indiana Jones movie.
Thank you for pointing out the "I don't believe in magic" line. If anyone has cause to 100% believe in magic it's Indiana frikkin' Jones.
Three of the examples were religion, not magic. Ark, Grail, Sankara Stones. So Indy should definitely believe in a God.
Quite how aliens are evidence of 'magic' I do not know.
5:02 Ok yeah, that man is dead.
All I can ask for is that the studios learned something from this. That being said, moviegoers' standards are at an all time low, even this movie has its vociferous defenders
That last quote was M.BISON from the "STREET FIGHTER" movie. Thank you, Raoul Julia!
The Knights who say, "NI." MONA to the fact that you have yet to HTee Nimona from Netbox! Please do Nimona sometime soon.
So, we all agree Mad’s character should have been dead from that thing hitting him off the train in 1945, right?
Haven't seen this installment. But after hearing Indy say he "doesn't believe in magic", I can tell this movie may have, and that's a gigantic "may", done Indiana Jones dirty!
Indy says he doesn’t believe in magic in Raiders too.
@@markgroglio9922 Really? Haven't watched Raiders is a long time. So I'm him saying it here might have been a throwback to Raiders.
If they wanted to actually continue Indie with a different character, they should have brought the actor for Short Round back, he's been a stunt coordinator in Hollywood for a while... and have HIM be the snarky type he was in the old film. He's even got face/name recognition atm due to Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.
Right?!
He was probably busy filming American Born Chinese and Loki season 2.
Been saying that forever. Glad to see the good sense in this discussion!
God bless the man in that test screening that stood up and shouted "Doomcock was right! Fleabag DOES replace Indy!" which caused the producers to reshoot their moronic ending.
He just forget about all the magic. Probably after the fridge
That’s two people who miss Shia LaBeouf. The boy had it, and still does.
Say what you will, but I thought that the first 15 minutes of this movie was incredible. The scenes of him walking through the Nazi train were great, culminating in him showing that his uniform has bullet hole in the front and back. I cracked up so hard at that part.
right but then the rest of the movie fails so hard u forget about it and we are still left unhappy overall
True. I despise this movie, but the WW2 scene was great, pure fun action / adventure. Made me wish Lucasfilm just recast Indy with a younger actor and made an Indy adventure in the WW2 era. In KotCS they hinted that Indy had a ton of adventure n WW2, so they could have made bunch of movies in that time period.
... I don't think the problem people had with Crystal Skull was the ending. That was probably the least objectionable part of the movie.
"He's the only German alive with bad time management skills."
I'm dead.:)
Helena's punch knocked him out for a week
Long enough to drag him back to the plane, drag him back through time, drag him back to NY, put him in bed, clear his murder charges and get Marion to come over.
This film was the final nail in the Indiana Jones franchise.
It was the last movie anyway.
I watched the movie. The thing I am most impressed with is the parade scene. I don't know how they do it! So stunning and brings back a lot of memories.
Interesting, for me all the New York stuff around the parade and the Morocco part were atrocious. It only started to get a proper Indiana Jones film after they left Morocco for Greece.
I kept waiting to see what the black agent's story was only for them to kill her off a third of the way through the movie so...was there any point to her to begin with? 😮
diversity
@@semajracubolkGotta keep things balanced for today’s audience, if you’re gonna kill nazis you have to kill at least one black person
@@semajracubolkHighly improbable diversity at that.
Map of Indiana on her forehead is where I actually died.
Lmao I needed that. Thank you. "You believe in magic!" 😂
Hey team, I'm missing your honest trailer commentaries! Are you pausing them? Are they gone forever? I really like them! :)
This trailer slaps harder than your dad’s belt @3:41
I loved Indy 5, but I also definitely LOLed at this.
Given Spielberg made a lot of errors in crystal skull, he would have been the perfect director for this one. He knows what went wrong the last time.
Need an honest trailer for Jawan!!!