@@fvefve12 OK, but Venice was not built on firm ground below sea level, it was literally built ON a lagoon. All the buildings, bridges and squares are built on poles. How do you build catacombes below that?
I think the second blade was there so you HAD to kneel, instead of crawling in. You'd think that would be the first thing that would occur to people, to go in crawling, or doubled over to evade whatever is cutting off the heads of the previous guys, but then that second blade comes up and "slice", that doesn't work either. The only way to evade both blades is to be vertical, but lowered. Kneeling. Or, if you flop forward on dropping to your knees, do a Ninja roll.
For those of you laughing at the obviousness of the "probably not one of the plates" line, in a number of Grail stories the Grail is a plate and the use of plate props in the movie is on point.
I was going to observe that you must be fun at parties, but I realized this is precisely the sort of conversational gambit I look forward to at parties. Well played.
For the movie and the joke, yes. But, at this point, about mentioning the Grail, depends the lore you use. At some point, it was a stone, at some point it was a dish, at some point, it was a plate, at some point, it was a cup... Just saying, Christianism literally disturbed the whole thing to make it correspond with Jesus and the Bible, so it's the most "common use" of the story to have a "cup". I also doubt the joke from Pitch Meeting had so much underlayers tho.
That's total bs. The Last Supper was a ritual Seder. While there are also plates used, the cup is emphasized particularly within the narratives (See 1 Corinthians 11:24-25 and the synoptic Gospels)
moi's rant, ego notwithsitting, Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line.
"and then the bad guys are gonna ahave a little drive thru the desert in a car and a tank!" "why a tank? they need a tank to look for the grail?" " Unclear! But Indiana Jones is gonna come riding in on a horse!" "he did that in the other movie!" "yessire he did! he loves to chase speeding machinery on horses!"
@@phreakazoith2237 'so won't the rock blow up the barrel of the cannon and cause an explosion, killing everyone inside?" "not this one!" 'why not?' 'it's a special tank, and his dad's insdide, I need him to be alive for the rest of the movie...' 'why would the bad guys put him in a tank?'' 'unclear!!'
@@eclipsehorse8693 it's the famous German Elmar the Fudd type of tank whose barrel will just peel like a banana but no damage done on the inside when a shell gets stuck.
@@phreakazoith2237 "I don't think tank barrels and rocks work that way" "heyshutup and then they have a fight on the tank, and Indy's gonna jump off his horse onto the tank..." "that's the horse from the other movie!" "Maybe!" "Sounds exciting! then whay happens?" " Oh Indy's gonna get ahold of a pistol and shoot thru three bad guys!" "one bullet goes thru three people?" "quite frankly sir with all the crazy stuff that's been going on for the last two hours this won't surprise anyone." "fair enough!"
”He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
@@alexman378 I had professors who knew ancient (or at least biblical era) Greek. It wouldn't be uncommon for someone like Brody to know Ancient Greek and perhaps Latin as a means of studying and better understanding primary sources on ancient texts. The joke is that Indy was fully bluffing, and Brody is an academic without a lot of practical skills or knowledge.
Henry's reaction to Indy "falling" off the cliff, followed by Indy's incorrect interpretation of why everyone is staring, is both heart-wrenching and comedy gold
And at the same time, a continuation of his on-going failure to get validation from his father. From the very beginning of the movie, when his father blows off his efforts to -show how he, Henry Jr is following in his footsteps- alert an adult to the crime afoot, Indy is constantly trying to show everyone how much COOLER he is than Henry, and at the same time, trying to get Henry to acknowledge him, to say that he appreciates him or loves him. When Henry expresses regret over hitting him on breaking into his cell, only for it to be regret for the antique he thinks he has destroyed, when Henry is unimpressed during the motorcycle chase, when he fails to take the memory bait in the dining room of the zeppelin, and then argues back when Indiana finally comes right out and SAYS what has been bothering him about their relationship. And now, even though he embraces Indiana at discovering he is alive, he barely pauses a moment before running off to continue the quest. Because the world is at stake, as he has pointed out several times already. It all leads up to the climax of their relationship arc, when Henry delivers the magnificent line "Indiana, let it go." When push comes to shove, he makes it absolutely and abundantly clear that his son is more important to him than the sacred relic, the ultimate prize, the very ideal or epitome of the object of a quest. That he will even humble himself to use the nickname he resists all other times, if that's what it takes to get his son back. That's the prize that Indy has been pursuing all his life, and what makes the ending happy.
The irony is that even though Elsa's "it would not be made of gold" line is supposed to be meaningful, it's like... ummm, guys... ONE OF THESE CUPS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS. 😂🤣😂 I mean, there should have been all sorts of plain ones as well. Glass... iron... hardened leather... wax... whatever. But when ONE cup is fruggin' plain as F and everything else looks like something only Skeletor would accept to drink from, yah, the answer is obvious. 😁
@@cowboycurtis2229 In the moment it's "Ready, fire, aim!", but after a few seconds it would have been obvious that the boat was unmanned for several reasons.
And it could've been fixed with just one line, like "Dad, what are you doing?!" and then Sean Connery says "Oops!" You still get to have the chase scene, and you still get to have a little clever boat decoy, but just changing it to a slightly comedic mistake of an old man being too trigger-happy with the gas pedal makes it make sense.
What a lovely way to finish off a series - Indy and his Dad riding off into the sunset, never to appear in another film again, ever. I like it when Hollywood leaves a long loved movie series alone and doesn't resurrect a series 20, 30 years down the line.
If I had a nickel for every time a character originated by Harrison Ford got all of their iconic items/ personality traits/ quirks in a surprisingly short time period, while being played by a different actor, then basically staying unchanged for years, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Well percieved, well written, well well. Back to the springy font of foolery and other japes. " moi's rant, ego notwithsitting, Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line. " Vote.
I've been waiting almost 4 decades for this! As kids, my sister and I used to say "the penitent man, kneels before God and does a somersault". Thank you for validating us Ryan!!
He never 'tears apart' anything, all he does is poke harmless fun at films. Except the Twilight films, you could feel the hate and disgust through the screen
Sure, but PP/K was a hot new and _extremely_ popular carry pistol in Germany of that period. Hitler shot himself with one :kappa: Still is a great carry pistol if you ask me.
"How did they get there undetected?" "Offscreen." Yes, the best things take place Offscreen. Also, rest in Peace, River Phoenix, he should have had a more long lasting career.
I was 10 when this movie came out and when my grandparents took me to see it, I thought (in my little kid head) that because Indy and his dad drank from the grail, they were immortal. So I thought he was immortal from now on. It wasn't until later on, around high school, where I watched it again and realized the whole "you gotta keep it here" rule.
"And then Indy takes on a whole battalion of bad guys who have a tank and Indy rides a horse and there's explosions and Indy almost gets crushed but then he climbs on the tank and fights a bunch of guys while his father is also fighting a guy and then there's a cliff and Indy has to try to jump off!"
I was equally baffled so I went looking for answers and though I agree that it's amazing & one of the best parts in the entire TRILOGY, I can't help but feel a little cheated out of some delicious member berries... Also, skipped boat chase & Zeppelin/plane getaway. Still, love that Ryan is doing more retroactive pitch meetings since nobody really sees the same movies anymore.
moi's rant, ego notwithsitting, Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line.
Hey Ryan, love the videos! I really think you should do a pitch for the movie Timer(2009), it has a ridiculous premise and the plot is goofy, could make a great video!
That dude's white suit was iconic (and equally ridiculous) on a boat upon the high seas. 😂 Also, I love how they simply cut away from how Jones escapes. Yes, we all saw the convenient orange life donut, but... ummm... so where were they? A few miles from shore? Twenty? Six-hundred? And Jones is gonna PADDLE into the night or somethin'? 🤣
with other fossils Lambing...hate goat. Here is my rant for screen " Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line.
I'd say that there are big differences. The Nazi castle and that room, in particular, are filled with flammable objects (the rug, the chairs, the table, the tapestries) that are clearly shown to be what spreads the fire and there's never any insinuation that the castle, itself, is in any danger. In The Acolyte, the witches' fortress had hardly anything flammable around, the fire was shown spreading across a bare stone floor and up a bare stone wall and it led to the collapse of the entire structure. 'Last Crusade' maybe stretched believability a little (for the sake of comedy, it should also be noted), but The Acolyte threw it completely out of the window (and while trying to be serious and dramatic).
A couple of fun facts regarding the film. 1. Originally they were going to have Gregory Peck play Henry Jones Sr. I don't remember the reason they decided to not go with him, but just did. 2. The opening sequence was going to be Indy fighting a ghost in Scotland, but Spielberg didn't want to do Ghosts again after Poltergeist.
They actually wrote it with Sean Connery in mind. But Connery stated he was taking a break from acting after his last bond film and wasn't clear how long that would be. Spielberg started looking for other actors during preproduction and Gregory peck was on the short list for consideration. Turns out Connery only took a couple years off and agreed to do the Indiana Jones film. You'll notice there's a five year gap between Jones films, if they had started much sooner than Connery might not have been available.
@@Vincent_Beers William Shatner also wanted Connery to play Sybok in Star Trek V, which was released at the same time as Last Crusade. I think Connery chose wisely. Sha Ka Ree was in Star Trek V was named after SEAn COnneRY.
I'm so glad they never continued that series. It was perfect as it is. Not that I wouldn't have wanted to see _Fate_ on the big screen though. But those three movies were enough and _Crusade_ was a perfect closure for the character of Indiana Jones.
Oh no you just systematically picked apart one of my favourite movies, rolling before god, holding onto letters that should also fall, plates being in the grail room. Laughed so hard😅
You know, life has been super stressful lately, but your videos really make me laugh and lighten the load! So thank you very much Ryan!! Also, hope life with the new baby is going well? As a mom of two, i know how exhausting it can be. You and your wife take care of yourselves and that crazy adorable new doodle doggy because We all need you on here!
This is one of the examples where the “mistakes” are so endearing that you can look past them. It’s one of my favorite examples of “why? Because” when I talk about movies
@@Gnarfledarf Yes because you see, they would never admit to it, that’s why it’s quiet. Obviously. You better believe that was intentional and not a typo, that would never happen to me.
Considering it was medieval Christian knights of the Crusades era who used medieval Latin, yes they would definitely have no qualms writing down the name of god.
I think the more important question is why there was a "J" there if it's supposed to pre-date the existence of that letter? ("J" is likely only invented in 16th century) I suppose it could be some later attempt to troll people for using too modern of an alphabet...
@@scienceface8884 "In my day we had 23 letters, and that was all we needed; young people these days are totally spoiled with their J's, and U's, and W's."
@@timothypollard6008 Yup. J was never part of the latin alphabet officially, though if you'd shown someone a "J" in that time period, they would have treated it as a variant of I.
Watching this classic in my youth, I never realized how much was asked if my 'suspension of disbelief.' This was a great eye-opener. But again, The Last Crusade is still a classic.
@@RogueTalent "And he has this tattoo, he is one of them" "If he is one of them why did he shoot so many of them in the first movie and why did they want the desert to take care of him if he is the choosen one?" "They were faceless enemies. And I want you to go all the way of my back about what happened in the first movie."
If you've ever been to a Catholic mass, having to do a little roll on top of all the standing and kneeling, standing and kneeling would not seem entirely out of place.
I'm glad we're getting these Pitch Meetings every week again but I really do enjoy the "Revisiting" Pitch Meetings - I hope to see some more of them too.
Damn, I’ve just realized how fast Ryan speaks during his videos because of the way he says “this is me from the thing you’ve just watched…” so slow/normal 😅
@@thomgizziz Next time I find a chalice in a cave, I'm going to clove-hitch a piece of string to the base and tie the other end to my hand, just in case.
No, because neither the cup nor the person who has drank from it should go past the seal ("that's the boundary and the price of immortality"). So had he stayed in the cave, he would have been immortal (just like the knight), but he didn't.
@@AnOnymous-go7kn So if you got a very long string, tie one end to the cup, leave the temple, tie the other end to the saddle on your horse, then ride really fast, can you then get the cup without being blamed, or does your horse die? Also, if you wait an extra hundred years, can you just send an android into the cave to get it? Asking for a friend.
In the screenplay, the writer introduces Dr. Henry Jones Sr as "(60s, a Sean Connery-type. Let's get Sean Connery to play him. I'm going to write all his dialogue in Scottish dialect)".
It's not petrol. It's petroleum. Oil. And they don't swim through it exactly. I mean, technically they do, but almost all of that is water. There's some petroleum on the surface because there's seep or a spring down there.
@@jasontodd9I was under the impression it was like a river of it, not just on the surface? Like I know oil floats on the surface I just thought there was no water at all, and just a typical movie goof
@@OrangeDog20 No they're not, they are two different things. For Petrol see here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline For Petroleum see here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum
@@LlamaBobby When Indy breaks through the wall and lands in the water he gets up and rubs his fingers together and says "Petroleum. I should sink a well down here and retire." He notices that the water is slick on top. There's also a spot that's bubbling where he sticks the cloth wrapped bone to light and use as a torch. That's a petroleum/oil spring or seep (probably a spring, because a seep would be unlikely to bubble like that). Kazim also lights the surface on fire, but only the surface, and Indy and Elsa are able to cover themselves with a casket to block the fire and swim down to safety. If it was all oil, they'd be incinerated, because it would all ignite. Also petroleum is dark brown/black and opaque. Their clothes, hair, and faces would be covered in a thick layer of the stuff, and we wouldn't be able to see any of their bodies under the surface when they're hiding in the casket. We also wouldn't be able to see Indy at all when he swims down.
Kind words. Although, in all seriousness, these Pitch Meetings are the best things about TH-cam. Please could you do Pitch Meetings for AVP: Requiem, Dracula Untold and Reign of Fire? Also, please would you do a revisited of the Twilight Saga - it is my favourite Pitch Meeting and I'd love to know some of your thoughts on those pitches. Thank you x
Covering the Indiana Jones movies out of chronological order is TIGHT
God I hate the aliens one
Star wars style
As someone who has only seen the last one and first one and seeing the last one first, I am fine with this
I'd say it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
@@johnsmith-jq1ucya but crystal skull was better than the dial of destiny…
Not mentioning the problem of an UNDERGROUND catacomb in Venice is tight 😂
Some very wet nazi women!
I had never even thought of that!!
Ancient Italians used a lot of silicone sealant in their catacombs.
Mind you , I don't know where all that water was draining to.
@@YJ0AUF Maybe the catacombs take up all the space needed for their water table and they caused their own flooding.
@@fvefve12 OK, but Venice was not built on firm ground below sea level, it was literally built ON a lagoon. All the buildings, bridges and squares are built on poles. How do you build catacombes below that?
"The penitent man kneels before God, and then does a cool Ninja roll."
"Like in the scriptures!"
I believe it was also Jesus Himself who said “May thy hero do a backflip, snap a man’s neck, and save the day.”
I think the second blade was there so you HAD to kneel, instead of crawling in. You'd think that would be the first thing that would occur to people, to go in crawling, or doubled over to evade whatever is cutting off the heads of the previous guys, but then that second blade comes up and "slice", that doesn't work either. The only way to evade both blades is to be vertical, but lowered. Kneeling. Or, if you flop forward on dropping to your knees, do a Ninja roll.
I remember Noah trying that trick once, and God seemed a little pissed off about it.
And then Moses did a backflip, snapped the pharaoh’s neck, and saved the day!
Jesus was a ninja
Ninja roll "like in the scriptures" - literally burst out loud laughing at that. 🤣
For those of you laughing at the obviousness of the "probably not one of the plates" line, in a number of Grail stories the Grail is a plate and the use of plate props in the movie is on point.
I was going to observe that you must be fun at parties, but I realized this is precisely the sort of conversational gambit I look forward to at parties. Well played.
Hmm, I did not know that. Thank you.
For the movie and the joke, yes.
But, at this point, about mentioning the Grail, depends the lore you use. At some point, it was a stone, at some point it was a dish, at some point, it was a plate, at some point, it was a cup...
Just saying, Christianism literally disturbed the whole thing to make it correspond with Jesus and the Bible, so it's the most "common use" of the story to have a "cup".
I also doubt the joke from Pitch Meeting had so much underlayers tho.
That's total bs. The Last Supper was a ritual Seder. While there are also plates used, the cup is emphasized particularly within the narratives (See 1 Corinthians 11:24-25 and the synoptic Gospels)
Using on-point plate props in a movie is tight!
Writer Guy's excitement for casting Sean Connery was wholesome.
moi's rant, ego notwithsitting, Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line.
For casting a guy only 12 years older than Harrison Ford as Indie's father. Yeah, *totally* wholesome.
‘Yesh’
👏😁
He's like, "YES, we got James Bond!"
Dr. Elsa died because of her obsession with the Grail.
If only she could’ve … let it go.
That joke was bad, and you should feel bad. I know you won't, because I wouldn't, but you should.
😂
Good joke love it hahaha
Ohhhh turning horrific movie deaths into dad jokes about similarly named characters in other movies is TIGHT
In German, Elsa starts with an I.
That pilot had tunnel vision.
"Ba-dum tish!"
Hahajhahaahaaaahhhh!😂😂😂 ...why is no one else laughing dammit! Sometimes i hate myself 😢
Take my thumbs up, you -horrible- magnificent human!
Winner!
BOO THIS MAN!!! BOOOOOO!!!
I’m impressed you did that whole thing without mentioning the tank chase - arguably the best sequence in any of these!
"and then the bad guys are gonna ahave a little drive thru the desert in a car and a tank!"
"why a tank? they need a tank to look for the grail?"
" Unclear! But Indiana Jones is gonna come riding in on a horse!"
"he did that in the other movie!"
"yessire he did! he loves to chase speeding machinery on horses!"
@@eclipsehorse8693blocking cannons with stones is tight
@@phreakazoith2237 'so won't the rock blow up the barrel of the cannon and cause an explosion, killing everyone inside?"
"not this one!"
'why not?'
'it's a special tank, and his dad's insdide, I need him to be alive for the rest of the movie...'
'why would the bad guys put him in a tank?''
'unclear!!'
@@eclipsehorse8693 it's the famous German Elmar the Fudd type of tank whose barrel will just peel like a banana but no damage done on the inside when a shell gets stuck.
@@phreakazoith2237
"I don't think tank barrels and rocks work that way"
"heyshutup and then they have a fight on the tank, and Indy's gonna jump off his horse onto the tank..."
"that's the horse from the other movie!"
"Maybe!"
"Sounds exciting! then whay happens?"
" Oh Indy's gonna get ahold of a pistol and shoot thru three bad guys!"
"one bullet goes thru three people?"
"quite frankly sir with all the crazy stuff that's been going on for the last two hours this won't surprise anyone."
"fair enough!"
”He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
Once got lost in his own museum. A real Renaissance man.
Does anyone here speak English? Or even ancient Greek?
A water? No thank you sir, fish make love in it.
@@iCaramba0815As a Greek, I was always baffled that those were the only options. 😂
@@alexman378 I had professors who knew ancient (or at least biblical era) Greek. It wouldn't be uncommon for someone like Brody to know Ancient Greek and perhaps Latin as a means of studying and better understanding primary sources on ancient texts. The joke is that Indy was fully bluffing, and Brody is an academic without a lot of practical skills or knowledge.
Gotta admire Screenwriter Guy's sneaky and subtle trick to get his choice of actor.
Hish shneaky and shubtle trick?
Jushh guvv 'em a luttle shlapp!
“Shuper easy. Barely an inconvenieshe.”
I can't BELIEVE you still haven't done the Pitch Black/Riddick pitch meetings. You should do those
Yes oui ja
Doing a Pitch Meeting for the last ever Indiana Jones movie that was ever made (or will be made) is tight!
Being okay with terrible movies existing so that Ryan can do hilarious pitch meeting about them is TIGHT!
there were 3 more after this
@@4plus20isHappy series, not a movie
@@4plus20isHappy there isn't one. there's only 5 movies and a show.
It's a joke since the last two movies weren't received well.
Henry's reaction to Indy "falling" off the cliff, followed by Indy's incorrect interpretation of why everyone is staring, is both heart-wrenching and comedy gold
"I thought I'd lost you, boy!"
@@mr.battle20*Drops him*
I remember thinking in the theater, "Really?"
I just wasn't ready Marcus...
And at the same time, a continuation of his on-going failure to get validation from his father. From the very beginning of the movie, when his father blows off his efforts to -show how he, Henry Jr is following in his footsteps- alert an adult to the crime afoot, Indy is constantly trying to show everyone how much COOLER he is than Henry, and at the same time, trying to get Henry to acknowledge him, to say that he appreciates him or loves him.
When Henry expresses regret over hitting him on breaking into his cell, only for it to be regret for the antique he thinks he has destroyed, when Henry is unimpressed during the motorcycle chase, when he fails to take the memory bait in the dining room of the zeppelin, and then argues back when Indiana finally comes right out and SAYS what has been bothering him about their relationship. And now, even though he embraces Indiana at discovering he is alive, he barely pauses a moment before running off to continue the quest. Because the world is at stake, as he has pointed out several times already.
It all leads up to the climax of their relationship arc, when Henry delivers the magnificent line "Indiana, let it go." When push comes to shove, he makes it absolutely and abundantly clear that his son is more important to him than the sacred relic, the ultimate prize, the very ideal or epitome of the object of a quest. That he will even humble himself to use the nickname he resists all other times, if that's what it takes to get his son back. That's the prize that Indy has been pursuing all his life, and what makes the ending happy.
Seen this 100 times and never noticed how he grabbed the “L” and “Y” letters. 👏👏👏😀
I laughed out loud when he pointed out that those are not letters in Jehovah.
That was a big woopsie
Psh I noticed that when I first saw the movie as a kid! I didn't get much, but I got that much.
Did anybody else notice, this pitch meeting about the holy Grail... And they didn't use the name Jesus Christ one time
Heyshutup
"Probably not one of the plates" might just be my favourite line from a Pitch Meeting ever.
"a very flammable Nazi castle"
Producer guy fucking KILLED IT in this one 😂
The irony is that even though Elsa's "it would not be made of gold" line is supposed to be meaningful, it's like... ummm, guys... ONE OF THESE CUPS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS. 😂🤣😂 I mean, there should have been all sorts of plain ones as well. Glass... iron... hardened leather... wax... whatever. But when ONE cup is fruggin' plain as F and everything else looks like something only Skeletor would accept to drink from, yah, the answer is obvious. 😁
A grail is actually a lot closer to a platter than a cup, so not maybe not so crazy.
@@cyberman71 incorrect
@@firstname4337 if sandi is wrong I dont want to know what is right - th-cam.com/video/ueL1zfcBGUQ/w-d-xo.html
Not waiting until the Nazis actually left the dock in the boat has driven me nuts since I was a kid.
The fact that the boat was only like 20 yards away and the Nazis couldn't tell that it was obviously empty is what drove me nuts.
@@cowboycurtis2229 In the moment it's "Ready, fire, aim!", but after a few seconds it would have been obvious that the boat was unmanned for several reasons.
It's actually genius, because it stops you from wondering how they closed the crate while being inside of it.
@@beckobert Screenwriter Guy would be proud.
And it could've been fixed with just one line, like "Dad, what are you doing?!" and then Sean Connery says "Oops!" You still get to have the chase scene, and you still get to have a little clever boat decoy, but just changing it to a slightly comedic mistake of an old man being too trigger-happy with the gas pedal makes it make sense.
That bit about grabbing onto the L and the Y genuinely made me pause the video to have a laugh, lol, well done!
Indy riding with his friends into the sunset was the best way to end the trilogy.
Great that no one made any unnecessary sequels that would have ruined the trilogy…
And they never made another Indiana Jones movie ever again…
The End!
I'm just thankful that there was never another Indiana Jones movie after this one. =)
Just like with Terminator 2, RoboCop 2, and all the other movies that didn't get further sequels. ☺️☺️☺️
"How is this guy still skeptical about this kind of thing?!"
Unclear
Because... That works!
hey shut up
I'm pretty sure Last Crusade is a prequel?
@@seanmurphy3430 no it goes Temple of Doom, Ark of the Covenant, Last Crusade, Crystal Skull, Dial of Destiny
5:33 I just watched that thing!
I didn't. I skipped straight to the slide show
Yeah yeah yeah...yeah 😁
The thing I just watched is tight!
I just read your thing about the thing you watched after I watched the thing you watched!
@@paulevans9307 I bet reading it was super hard!
What a lovely way to finish off a series - Indy and his Dad riding off into the sunset, never to appear in another film again, ever.
I like it when Hollywood leaves a long loved movie series alone and doesn't resurrect a series 20, 30 years down the line.
If I had a nickel for every time a character originated by Harrison Ford got all of their iconic items/ personality traits/ quirks in a surprisingly short time period, while being played by a different actor, then basically staying unchanged for years, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
Well percieved, well written, well well. Back to the springy font of foolery and other japes. " moi's rant, ego notwithsitting, Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line. " Vote.
Except for his name, which only gets explained at the very end of the movie.
Yes, Indiana Jones and Dr. Richard Kimble were both iconic roles.
@@larrylutz6825 Oh, right, Richard Kimble. I thought he was talking about Jack Ryan, but Kimble makes sense, too.
@@duralumin594 Apparently OP has four nickels, I was thinking of Han Solo
"Probably not one of the plates" was a perfectly delivered line. I lost it.
well someone somewhere probably misinterpreted the texts, and thought they meant "holy tray" :)
@@eclipsehorse8693 In some Arthurian stories about Perceval the Sangraal is a serving dish. Might be why they had those.
The chops/stakes line is going in the lexicon for sure
Producer guy doesn’t eat beef
You mean steaks? 😅😉
@@nour2146 only lamb!
I've been waiting almost 4 decades for this! As kids, my sister and I used to say "the penitent man, kneels before God and does a somersault". Thank you for validating us Ryan!!
I notice he didn't tear apart the tank scene because that part of the film is basically perfect!
He never 'tears apart' anything, all he does is poke harmless fun at films. Except the Twilight films, you could feel the hate and disgust through the screen
@@cenciende9401 And The Last Jedi.
Connery is shot with a Walther PPK. It was a cute reference to his role as James Bond.
Wait, what? Really?
I never noticed. Or must've skipped the trivia on IMDB.
Wow...okay that was indeed a neat little nod.
All the times I've seen this movie and I never registered that... I am so dissapointed in myself. 😅
Okay that's pretty awesome. Gotta roll that one out for the boys next time we do a 1-3 viewing.
Sure, but PP/K was a hot new and _extremely_ popular carry pistol in Germany of that period. Hitler shot himself with one :kappa:
Still is a great carry pistol if you ask me.
@@Klovaneer no, 38 is bad, ummmmmm kay?
"How did they get there undetected?" "Offscreen." Yes, the best things take place Offscreen. Also, rest in Peace, River Phoenix, he should have had a more long lasting career.
He died offscreen.
This comment feels 30 years out of place
We can only imagine how would Gladiator look like with Joaquin Phoenix as Commodus and River Phoenix as Maximus
He was murdeted by chilluminati ❤❤❤
“Joaquin Phoenix, if you are still watching, you have passed the test, and you can be our friend.”
-Peter Griffin, ‘Family Guy’, “Three Kings”
3:08 skipping the scene with hitler so your video doesn't get demonitized is TIGHT!
Legit was thinking the exact same thing. I guess he could have said “funny mustache man” though.
The fact that it is a thing really makes me wonder about the people who control media influences in the west...
*Pitch Meeting for TRON (1982) pretty please!* 😁
Yeah! And put some Cray in it!
Also one for Tron Legacy (2011), pretty please.
I was 10 when this movie came out and when my grandparents took me to see it, I thought (in my little kid head) that because Indy and his dad drank from the grail, they were immortal. So I thought he was immortal from now on. It wasn't until later on, around high school, where I watched it again and realized the whole "you gotta keep it here" rule.
Still my favorite in the franchise. Harrison and Sean together? Priceless.
Mine too, and then of course Raiders of the Lost Ark is a close second
I agree about Harrison and Sean, but Raiders of the Lost Ark is still my favorite.
The slideshow at the end was perfect to remember the thing we just watched, much appreciated editor individual doing things.
"THE CHOPS HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER!"
"Stakes..."
"I don't eat beef"
Had me f*cking rolling 🤣
good , means you dodged the blade
this is just an awesome line 😂😂😂😂
Honestly that's a joke I would believe was straight out of Naked Gun, Hot Shots, or a Mel Brooks movie.
Pork Chops and Applesauce!
But chopped steak is still beef you dummy.
YAY! pitch meetings for movies ive seen are so much more enjoyable 😄
The "leap of faith" scene in this movie is just ICONIC
Kinda bumbed you skipped over the whole tank fight scene, then I realized there's nothing to make fun of there because its FUCKING AMAZING!
"And then Indy takes on a whole battalion of bad guys who have a tank and Indy rides a horse and there's explosions and Indy almost gets crushed but then he climbs on the tank and fights a bunch of guys while his father is also fighting a guy and then there's a cliff and Indy has to try to jump off!"
The pen is mightier than the sword. ⚔️
"Wow wow wow wow wow. [pause] Wow."
I was equally baffled so I went looking for answers and though I agree that it's amazing & one of the best parts in the entire TRILOGY, I can't help but feel a little cheated out of some delicious member berries... Also, skipped boat chase & Zeppelin/plane getaway. Still, love that Ryan is doing more retroactive pitch meetings since nobody really sees the same movies anymore.
moi's rant, ego notwithsitting, Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line.
Being penitent, kneeling, and doing a little ninja roll before God is TIGHT!!!
Who knew Dark Souls players were such a pious bunch?
'IMMORTAL KOMBAAAAT!!!'
I love that quick "hey shut up" 😂
"Like in the scriptures." Okay, THAT had me cackling!
1:56-2:07 That fanboying moment over Sean Connery by Writer Guy is actually really sweet.
Pure gold, thanks for shaving this😅
I appreciate you and thank you for making content.
River Phoenix did the greatest Harrison Ford impression.
And Sean Patrick Flanery
I see you are unfamiliar with Anthony Ingruber.
Ahem, Mark Hamill.
Phoenix really convinced as a young Indy. Flannery not so much. It didn't help that Flannery looked more like Michael J Fox than Harrison Ford.
@@jjc5407 Wrong dude! Flanery was a great young Indy!
-Colonel, Jones is getting away.
-I think not, Herr Donovan.
-Not that Jones, the other Jones.
Hey Ryan, love the videos! I really think you should do a pitch for the movie Timer(2009), it has a ridiculous premise and the plot is goofy, could make a great video!
@Ryan George, for what it's worth, I find the PMs for bad/mediocre movies a lot more entertaining than for good movies.
"while dodging his academic responsibilities" so relatable
Can confirm, I work at a college and dodge my academic responsibilities every chance I get.
THIS PITCH MEETINGS VIDEO BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!
“SO DO YOU”
I read this in his voice the first time, thank you
One of the Canadian ones. Let's say, the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts
That dude's white suit was iconic (and equally ridiculous) on a boat upon the high seas. 😂
Also, I love how they simply cut away from how Jones escapes. Yes, we all saw the convenient orange life donut, but... ummm... so where were they? A few miles from shore? Twenty? Six-hundred? And Jones is gonna PADDLE into the night or somethin'? 🤣
with other fossils Lambing...hate goat. Here is my rant for screen " Because being picky is such a bugbear for both of yez, the larger letter selection in floor made the Jeopardy Question harder, AND Josephus wrote Jesus was a 'tekton', Greek for manual laborer, technicality about technical...skill level unspecified....not a carpenter, nor light hair and eyes...most wood gone, for ships especially, and the 'chalice from the palace' was not a bowl or cup...mistranslated. It WAS a platter, serving dish. Rather, so they wrote, so to speak. You phunny guys. Related? Stick to these personae...your real personality is, frankly, give a damn, less 'sympa', comme disent les Français. Sorry to grail you over the coals. Fan of easy, barely an inconveniences. Coincidences and cliff-hangers, tanks and grasping at roots and straws, hat blowing into view....all very believe me, folks, everyone is saying, you all agree with me, like no one has ever seen before, when you look at it. Volks. DANKE however many minions and all. Like pups and kits, and Krusti' "NoOne Home" Gnome puppy tail stew recipes, purty cuticle, dupicle. stupicle and squidgably skirchable. Rant with worst of them, finished line.
If only poor Indie knew how far he would fall, wow wow wow, wow.
Outliving your child is a hard thing indeed
Definitely one of my top 10 favorite movies of all time.
And thus, one of my favorite pitch meetings too
Indy kneels and rolls? He’s a Holy Roller?!?!?!
Thats the type of bad joke I am fully behind. Well played.
“Puns are all that matter in this world.”
-‘The Bee Movie’ Pitch Meeting
1:45 I never realized Ben Stiller was in this movie!
That’s Frank Zappa
@@justincase1853 same person
Thats Sacha Baron Cohen 😂
@@tombowers6713 very nice! 🐔
That’s Torab, the inspiration for Ali G.
"Wouldn't that also light him on fire if he's covered in it?"
"HEYSHUTUP, so they find this old shield..."
Also, you have to suspend your disbelief that someone built catacombs underneath the manmade islands of Venice lol.
@@expendableindigo9639I always wondered about that 😂
@@expendableindigo9639And filled them with petrol for some reason...
This HEYSHUTUP is becoming one of my favourite catchphrases!
A castle more flammable than a Star Wars castle.
At least there were tapestries in Indiana Jones 😅
Was thinking the same 😂
Or the stone castle in the Acolyte.
@@daveeyes That's..... Kinda the one I was referring to...
I'd say that there are big differences. The Nazi castle and that room, in particular, are filled with flammable objects (the rug, the chairs, the table, the tapestries) that are clearly shown to be what spreads the fire and there's never any insinuation that the castle, itself, is in any danger. In The Acolyte, the witches' fortress had hardly anything flammable around, the fire was shown spreading across a bare stone floor and up a bare stone wall and it led to the collapse of the entire structure. 'Last Crusade' maybe stretched believability a little (for the sake of comedy, it should also be noted), but The Acolyte threw it completely out of the window (and while trying to be serious and dramatic).
A couple of fun facts regarding the film.
1. Originally they were going to have Gregory Peck play Henry Jones Sr. I don't remember the reason they decided to not go with him, but just did.
2. The opening sequence was going to be Indy fighting a ghost in Scotland, but Spielberg didn't want to do Ghosts again after Poltergeist.
They actually wrote it with Sean Connery in mind. But Connery stated he was taking a break from acting after his last bond film and wasn't clear how long that would be.
Spielberg started looking for other actors during preproduction and Gregory peck was on the short list for consideration.
Turns out Connery only took a couple years off and agreed to do the Indiana Jones film. You'll notice there's a five year gap between Jones films, if they had started much sooner than Connery might not have been available.
Didn't you hear? Mr. screewriter guy asked for Sean Connery!!! You'd think people would learn something from TH-cam....
@@Vincent_Beers William Shatner also wanted Connery to play Sybok in Star Trek V, which was released at the same time as Last Crusade. I think Connery chose wisely. Sha Ka Ree was in Star Trek V was named after SEAn COnneRY.
Great episode! This is a hard one to roast, but you nailed it.
What a classic retrospective of a story from my childhood. Wow wow wow. Wow
Ah yes, the perfect end to the Indiana Jones trilogy.
I'm so glad they never continued that series. It was perfect as it is.
Not that I wouldn't have wanted to see _Fate_ on the big screen though.
But those three movies were enough and _Crusade_ was a perfect closure for the character of Indiana Jones.
Would that is was so...
“Being okay with terrible movies existing so that Ryan can do hilarious pitch meetings about them is TIGHT!”
Good thing there was only ever three Indiana Jones movies. No more. Definitely no aliens or bait and switch time travel.
The excitement getting Sean Connery is valid
We named the dog Indiana…
I thought they named the state Indiana.
I had a dog that I named Kentucky Davis. But, sadly, Producer Guy shot him.
The dog?? You were named after the DOG?!?
A line that my friends and I still quote all these years later. Little disappointed that it didn't make the Pitch Meeting.
I got a lot of fond memories of that dog
Oh no you just systematically picked apart one of my favourite movies, rolling before god, holding onto letters that should also fall, plates being in the grail room. Laughed so hard😅
There's something very funny about the phrase "a very evil Nazi."
I love that in the background we hear old school phones ringing. Well done, very 1990’s immersive.
Also Harrison Ford found Indy 5: He chose poorly.
They found the most German looking Irish woman ever to play Elsa in this one. And her name is Doody.
I will never understand why you would go with that as a professional name in Hollywood
She’s also in A View to a Kill, partnered with the relatively unknown Papillon Soo.
@@expendableindigo9639 And she was in RRR. And she still looks absolutely gorgeous.
@@expendableindigo9639 I've heard a lot about Papillon Soo Soo from Gilbert Gottfried's podcast, as he was obsessed with her.
@@ApeOfMyIdeal One of the most famous and beloved literary and cartoon characters in the world is named “Pooh”.
The slide show makes me feel like I'm right back watching the thing I just watched.
Please enjoy this reply to the thing you just commented.
You know, life has been super stressful lately, but your videos really make me laugh and lighten the load! So thank you very much Ryan!!
Also, hope life with the new baby is going well? As a mom of two, i know how exhausting it can be. You and your wife take care of yourselves and that crazy adorable new doodle doggy because We all need you on here!
This is one of the examples where the “mistakes” are so endearing that you can look past them. It’s one of my favorite examples of “why? Because” when I talk about movies
4:30 Weirdly, a plate might be the Grail, because in the dark Arthurian myth about seeking the Grail, it was a dish, not a cup.
lets not forget Sean Conenry PLAYED King Arthur in 'First Knight' :)
Pitch Meetings about movies from the 80s are tight!
Giving origin stories to singular aspects of Harrison Fords characters seems to be quiet popular in Hollywood
They do it with way more than just his characters
Rich Evans: Han Solo got his pants from the space store.
"quiet popular", as opposed to "loud popular".
@@Gnarfledarf Yes because you see, they would never admit to it, that’s why it’s quiet. Obviously. You better believe that was intentional and not a typo, that would never happen to me.
"Oh! So people used to write Jehovah in Latin?"
"They probably did."
"Should we check?"
"Nah, it's probably fine."
Considering it was medieval Christian knights of the Crusades era who used medieval Latin, yes they would definitely have no qualms writing down the name of god.
I think the more important question is why there was a "J" there if it's supposed to pre-date the existence of that letter? ("J" is likely only invented in 16th century)
I suppose it could be some later attempt to troll people for using too modern of an alphabet...
@@timothypollard6008 That grail knight had a lot of time to maintain the temple traps and not much else. He does a little trolling now and then.
@@scienceface8884 "In my day we had 23 letters, and that was all we needed; young people these days are totally spoiled with their J's, and U's, and W's."
@@timothypollard6008
Yup. J was never part of the latin alphabet officially, though if you'd shown someone a "J" in that time period, they would have treated it as a variant of I.
Watching this classic in my youth, I never realized how much was asked if my 'suspension of disbelief.' This was a great eye-opener. But again, The Last Crusade is still a classic.
Love when he does classic movies
(watches this video)
I have chosen… wisely.
I watched The Mummy (1999) last night, and I feel like it would be perfect pitch meeting material.
Oh yes, I love The Mummy. Would be a fun Pitch Meeting
He hasn’t done The Mummy yet????
Of course, it IS perfect. But I would still like to see Ryan make fun of it.
@@RogueTalent Just the Tom Cruise one.
Van Helsing please. Another "we need a manual about how the curse works" movie
@@RogueTalent "And he has this tattoo, he is one of them" "If he is one of them why did he shoot so many of them in the first movie and why did they want the desert to take care of him if he is the choosen one?" "They were faceless enemies. And I want you to go all the way of my back about what happened in the first movie."
Love the new camera, Ryan, it's really an upgrade
You could do Radio next. The heartwarming football movie starring Cuba Gooding jr and Ed Harris.
Is great!
0:04 - 0:09 Lying about ending a franchise is tight!
“He shaves his father?” 😂😂😂
You mean I should be praying on my knees and then after I finish the prayer I do a cool ninja roll to complete it? Why have I not known this?!
Do you want God to love you or not? Do the roll.
@@patricklapointe4979 😂😂😂
It's nothing to lose your head over. Oh, wait...
Maybe I should do the ninja roll next time I go to church to pray, maybe that’s why God hasn’t been answering my prayers…
If you've ever been to a Catholic mass, having to do a little roll on top of all the standing and kneeling, standing and kneeling would not seem entirely out of place.
I'm glad we're getting these Pitch Meetings every week again but I really do enjoy the "Revisiting" Pitch Meetings - I hope to see some more of them too.
I absolutely love the original trilogy and absolutely love your pitch meetings about this franchise. Can't wait to see them all!
"The penitent man kneels before God and also does a cool little ninja roll." Just like every Sunday morning at church.
Ha, ha.
Indie’s Dad would make a very sexy spy
Indy was a spy
Also a great Soviet submarine captain.
And an extraordinary gentlemen.
But, I was kinda hoping he would be cast as an immortal Spaniard...
someday, soemone might need his help to break back into a closed federal prison! :)
Damn, I’ve just realized how fast Ryan speaks during his videos because of the way he says “this is me from the thing you’ve just watched…” so slow/normal 😅
Not sure why but I’m loving the post credit slide show.
I love when you do these older movies :)
Oh yeah that movie where James Bond and Han Solo race against the Empire to meet up with the Monty Python Holy Grail!
"Okay, but I don't think he'll be too keen."
One thing I've always wondered...is Indy's dad immortal now?
I mean, Sean Connery playing an immortal, that's just silly, right?
If so he is the only one... the cup is lost down that chasm... too bad it wasnt in a higher piece of land.
@@thomgizziz Next time I find a chalice in a cave, I'm going to clove-hitch a piece of string to the base and tie the other end to my hand, just in case.
No, because neither the cup nor the person who has drank from it should go past the seal ("that's the boundary and the price of immortality"). So had he stayed in the cave, he would have been immortal (just like the knight), but he didn't.
@@AnOnymous-go7kn So if you got a very long string, tie one end to the cup, leave the temple, tie the other end to the saddle on your horse, then ride really fast, can you then get the cup without being blamed, or does your horse die?
Also, if you wait an extra hundred years, can you just send an android into the cave to get it?
Asking for a friend.
@@AnOnymous-go7kn Exactly. He got healed alright, but (probably) lost his immortality once he went past the seal.
I think I love the slideshow bit. His attitude towards putting unflattering faces up is TIGHT!
I've missed you Ryan... whelp.. time to REwatch EVERYTHING until a new video comes out again is TIGHT ❤
In the screenplay, the writer introduces Dr. Henry Jones Sr as "(60s, a Sean Connery-type. Let's get Sean Connery to play him. I'm going to write all his dialogue in Scottish dialect)".
“So then they escape”
“How?”
“They swim through the petrol”
“Wouldn’t that be terrible on their eyes?”
“Hey so shut up again…”
It's not petrol. It's petroleum. Oil. And they don't swim through it exactly. I mean, technically they do, but almost all of that is water. There's some petroleum on the surface because there's seep or a spring down there.
@@jasontodd9 petrol is short for petroleum. They are the same thing.
@@jasontodd9I was under the impression it was like a river of it, not just on the surface? Like I know oil floats on the surface I just thought there was no water at all, and just a typical movie goof
@@OrangeDog20 No they're not, they are two different things. For Petrol see here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasoline For Petroleum see here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petroleum
@@LlamaBobby When Indy breaks through the wall and lands in the water he gets up and rubs his fingers together and says "Petroleum. I should sink a well down here and retire." He notices that the water is slick on top. There's also a spot that's bubbling where he sticks the cloth wrapped bone to light and use as a torch. That's a petroleum/oil spring or seep (probably a spring, because a seep would be unlikely to bubble like that).
Kazim also lights the surface on fire, but only the surface, and Indy and Elsa are able to cover themselves with a casket to block the fire and swim down to safety. If it was all oil, they'd be incinerated, because it would all ignite.
Also petroleum is dark brown/black and opaque. Their clothes, hair, and faces would be covered in a thick layer of the stuff, and we wouldn't be able to see any of their bodies under the surface when they're hiding in the casket. We also wouldn't be able to see Indy at all when he swims down.
“Probably isn’t one of the plates...”
And just like that, I can never rewatch that scene with the Knight without laughing.
I feel like the plates were just there to help reflect light, in the story, and for the movie production.
Maybe the Knight got bored and hammered some of the grails into plates. You can only read the same book so many times.
Even though I have a lot of nostalgia for the first one, this one is my favorite Indiana Jones movie.
“That *chops* have never been higher”
“Stakes”
“I don’t eat beef”
LMFAOOOO😂😂
"Kingdom of the Crystal Skull Aliens were a mistake."
Still better than time traveling in Dial of Destiny.
Last Crusade is a classic movie. Sean Connery and Harrison Ford had amazing chemistry
Kind words. Although, in all seriousness, these Pitch Meetings are the best things about TH-cam.
Please could you do Pitch Meetings for AVP: Requiem, Dracula Untold and Reign of Fire? Also, please would you do a revisited of the Twilight Saga - it is my favourite Pitch Meeting and I'd love to know some of your thoughts on those pitches. Thank you x