Top Gear Peugeot Meeting

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  • @Rmcmbonfas
    @Rmcmbonfas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    Get the chef of suspension up here, so we can fire him ``imediatement``. Hilarious!

    • @bonzita23
      @bonzita23  7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      This is actually true, previous pug models (sporty cars) had superb suspension, unlike newer models which actually have one of the worst suspensions I have ever seen. Wonder why 307 was never driven on rally? :D

    • @wickiezulu
      @wickiezulu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Actually now curious to know who or which group of people were behind the well regarded high performance Peugeots (along with the good handling of the regular models), presumably they must have mostly moved on to Renault at some point during the late-80s to early/mid-90s.

    • @kl75182
      @kl75182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Actually there was a 307 rally car in 2004, a 307 CC, it just wasn't that good.

    • @bonzita23
      @bonzita23  7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      th-cam.com/video/-NChLHVMCDc/w-d-xo.html These guys never realized that one day in Paris there was a meeting.

    • @goldenbeardofficial8541
      @goldenbeardofficial8541 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ricardo Malta why is it hilarious

  • @TrainTrackTrav
    @TrainTrackTrav 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5811

    "Nasty unreliabuluh, uncomfutabul."

    • @iambumpfel569
      @iambumpfel569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Encomfortablés

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      these words actually entered English from French :)

    • @lightsaberlordp373
      @lightsaberlordp373 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sacre Bleu monseiour!! 🇫🇷

    • @thetankgeneral5775
      @thetankgeneral5775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ethan Schmid SPIT EN CLEANEX OUI

    • @charlie_0701
      @charlie_0701 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      T R E S H O R R I B L E

  • @hiramesensei3112
    @hiramesensei3112 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2945

    *half a dozen empty wine bottles on the table*
    "This breakfast meeting..."
    lmfao I'm ded

    • @tbg008
      @tbg008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      More like a 11 or 12 😂

    • @lupinbupin
      @lupinbupin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      fun fact the wine used in this scene was actual wine and the producers got dunk filming this

    • @Yaboi27
      @Yaboi27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You seem a bit dunk yourself

    • @nulle.k
      @nulle.k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Yaboi27 oh the irony

    • @nsikelelokhumalo2412
      @nsikelelokhumalo2412 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

  • @digable_celestial_dwarfs6778
    @digable_celestial_dwarfs6778 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3830

    This Peugeot bit is the best thing Top Gear ever did

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      PineSol _ it was quite funny. I did like Lancia and Saab better though.

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Digable_ Celestial_Dwarfs maniac. Maniac. Yobbo. Maniac.

    • @mr.ajayjose
      @mr.ajayjose 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wild bill there was a lancia and Saab one too? Which season was that?

    • @GamingAmbienceLive
      @GamingAmbienceLive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      you should check out when they were hired to film a car chase, or when they were doing a parody on the 80s car superhero cop thing

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It is the best thing they will do for mmmmany years to come, mmekkku no meestake

  • @limpet7r63
    @limpet7r63 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    I know it's a joke, but this is the most plausible explanation for what happened to Peugeot around the year 2000

    • @georgesears2916
      @georgesears2916 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The funny thing is it's not inaccurate. Peugeot just realised they could make more money of bad cheap cars sold though finance initiatives than they could off making good reasonably priced cars. It's also why modern Peugeot drivers are bad drivers, they don't care about driving so they don't care about cars, so they just get the cheapest car with the best finance deals, a Peugeot.

    • @perperson199
      @perperson199 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True

    • @CheapBastard1988
      @CheapBastard1988 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It also explains the condition Stellantis is currently in.

  • @dod_the_angel
    @dod_the_angel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    According to Richard Porter (the guy next to Jeremy) they had done multiple takes of the meeting scene and they were all chugging the wine throughout filming so they were all really quite hammered by the end of it

    • @EltonBeatles
      @EltonBeatles ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The boys displayed a masterclass in method acting here.

    • @tmcmagic5292
      @tmcmagic5292 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I was about to say, how drunk were they when they made this😂😂

    • @dod_the_angel
      @dod_the_angel 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@tmcmagic5292 extremely so. I think porter mentioned sipping his glass constantly during and inbetween takes then having another few glasses. It was also quite hot at the time and those jumpers weren't exactly helping

    • @kieranwhite6647
      @kieranwhite6647 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      He said that him and May knew that they didn't have drive for the rest of the day, so they got hammered. Also, the table had as many objects as possible placed on it so that it didn't reflect the green screen of the Eiffel Tower outside the window

    • @Chris-vj9kr
      @Chris-vj9kr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I’m in this scene as the guy who says “Sacre Bleu”. Can confirm the wine intake was real

  • @damasek219
    @damasek219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    Every french stereotype was shown in that video. Pronunciation, snails, vine, moustache, arranged mess, square plates, Eiffel Tower, accordion player in traditional dress with a blue barret (that got me the most), going excited about stupid ideas and onion, sign of country life.

    • @RandHough
      @RandHough 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oh my god I never noticed the square plates I cannot breathe I am laughing so hard

    • @macman975
      @macman975 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How exactly is the Eiffel Tower a stereotype?😂

    • @damasek219
      @damasek219 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@macman975 what? How is it not a stereotype?🤷‍♂️

    • @Jay-Kay-Em
      @Jay-Kay-Em ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The only thing not accurate was the fact they were “working”, and not on strike.

    • @frenchguitarguy1091
      @frenchguitarguy1091 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@damasek219does every Brit live next to big Ben clock? /S

  • @Jacquibim
    @Jacquibim 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    The way he says "uncomfortable" gets me without fail

    • @gordonremsey8055
      @gordonremsey8055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jacquibim same xD

    • @BnFGProductions
      @BnFGProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jacquibim And correct in french too!!

    • @ceirwan
      @ceirwan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      That's actually pretty much how its said in French!

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      my fav is le engine tres hoRRRIIIIble

    • @DeadlyV1RU5
      @DeadlyV1RU5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oncomfortaaaaaabbbllll!

  • @TheMotherland757
    @TheMotherland757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2123

    "Your knees may be at risk if you don't keep up your payments"

    • @richardg6983
      @richardg6983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Wole Oyeyele pretty sure it was knees

    • @roshangomez
      @roshangomez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      or niece ? 😁

    • @hvymtal8566
      @hvymtal8566 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No, it's definitely knees
      Also: APR 24.9% ROFL

    • @dezzier
      @dezzier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'll get the prybar.

    • @instak9011
      @instak9011 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@hvymtal8566🤣🤣🤣

  • @JTMarlin8
    @JTMarlin8 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    As a French native and Peugeot historian, I can say that this board meeting was 100% accurate.

  • @rakkinen91
    @rakkinen91 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +380

    Alpine F1 meeting:

    • @McLMP4-22
      @McLMP4-22 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And now Renault is pulling out of F1 next year, and Alpine are taking customer Mercedes engines.

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@McLMP4-22they could have Ferrari engine

    • @TheoHiggins
      @TheoHiggins 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Engine tres horrible

    • @bokangmorake5877
      @bokangmorake5877 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Double podium in Brazil Baby🦍🦍🦍

    • @GURken
      @GURken หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bokangmorake5877 too bad in the next three races they will still lose to RB and Haas

  • @markkoetsier6475
    @markkoetsier6475 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1838

    This is actually a very accurate representation of your average French board meeting.

    • @MrHumbuck
      @MrHumbuck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark Koetsier II

    • @booster_740
      @booster_740 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      .......................oui

    • @toyonda1
      @toyonda1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @ranjeetbains2577
      @ranjeetbains2577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha.

    • @necroplastful
      @necroplastful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      missing out on 10 muslims in the room

  • @Georgexb
    @Georgexb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I used to work for a company that had operations in France. Their board meetings were actually a lot like this.

    • @newrad2007
      @newrad2007 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I currently do work for a company with operations in France and often wondered if it was like this. Based on what I've seen I would say yes. Haha

  • @killthebums
    @killthebums 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Anyone else really impressed by Jeremy's French stereotype lol

    • @markcf83
      @markcf83 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair to St Jeremy,he wasn't far off......

  • @randyp2047
    @randyp2047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    this has to be some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, let alone on a car show.

    • @iambumpfel569
      @iambumpfel569 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Randy P you should see the whole thing then :). Check dailymotion for "the modern peugeot driver"

    • @naekemuel1991
      @naekemuel1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahaha

    • @bvedant
      @bvedant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Watch the whole episode, in the beginning they test the LaFerrari, Corvette and Cayman. The Peugeot bit at the end is just the icing on the cake

  • @f1catmancl
    @f1catmancl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    oui oui oui oui

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oui! C'est incroyable, Monsieur. Top Gear est tres bien.

    • @sumairb9978
      @sumairb9978 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *mekku no meesteck*

    • @elouanp4588
      @elouanp4588 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrSupercar55 Oui Monsieur, c'est incroyable ! Top Gear c'est trop bien !
      (correct translation 😉🇫🇷)

  • @Canzandridas
    @Canzandridas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    I want Clarkson to make a parody of the godfather

    • @AlfaMale96
      @AlfaMale96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Canzandridas Joe I have a shirt that says: the Carfather in Godfather style and with the face of Clarkson smoking a Ciggarette

    • @mattfraile9325
      @mattfraile9325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dikke van de Plus oh my god!! No one cares

    • @RobertG1998
      @RobertG1998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Matt Fraile k den

    • @roddydykes7053
      @roddydykes7053 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dikke van de Plus that’s sweet! I’ll look it up online!

    • @bruce5868
      @bruce5868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Act like a......MAN

  • @nl3712
    @nl3712 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "This BREAKFAST meeting will put Peugeot on the map..."

  • @Hiph0paddiction
    @Hiph0paddiction 7 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    You gotta give them a thumbs up for the way they painted their faces with cheap markers on a multimilion pounds show

    • @lewistaylor2858
      @lewistaylor2858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hiph0paddiction the same when they would leave tags on hats etc 😂

    • @curierfromxibalba1155
      @curierfromxibalba1155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      I'm pretty sure they used all the money for that bit on wine

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hiph0paddiction Absolutely no expense spared in that re-enactment.

    • @bst857
      @bst857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just like when they use electrical tape and white cardboard for their scoreboards :D

    • @ArmandsVilnis
      @ArmandsVilnis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hwo can you tell apart a cheap and an expensive marker?

  • @jonasb2047
    @jonasb2047 7 ปีที่แล้ว +456

    "Your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments" Oh my days I'm Dead 😂😂😂

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jonas Bezzubovas Peugeot is run by the mob? Makes sense.

    • @kossakken
      @kossakken 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jonas
      Why? Did you fail to keep up the payments?

    • @laurent214
      @laurent214 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jonas Bezzubovas i

    • @DhrubaDaspianist
      @DhrubaDaspianist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Your niece may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments. Thats what I heard lol

    • @bobbobert9379
      @bobbobert9379 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      With 29.4% APY lmao

  • @Crispy99999
    @Crispy99999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "this breakfast meeting..." CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME! To think they'd have been chugging down all that wine during breakfast while making their cars "horribele" is just the funniest thing I've ever heard.

  • @alexanderphillips4017
    @alexanderphillips4017 7 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Interior spit et Kleenex
    Spit et Kleenex oui oui oui
    Gets me every time

  • @kuntosjedebil
    @kuntosjedebil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    0:53 Stig on a motorcycle

    • @dhio9615
      @dhio9615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Why did it take 2 years to find your comment

    • @Klockorino
      @Klockorino 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      That’s not the Stig.
      It’s the Stig’s French cousin.

  • @veigadevil
    @veigadevil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +860

    you can notice dat jeremy and may are drunk as hell xD hahaha

    • @that.guy11
      @that.guy11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      If you read Richard Porter's book he talks about filming this, they used real wine and got really pissed :D

    • @FreshlySnipes
      @FreshlySnipes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      veiga devil- notice the other guy trying to catch up @ 2:01

    • @Vladpryde
      @Vladpryde 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Wine that was no doubt supplied by James May himself, lol.

    • @castrofofo
      @castrofofo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Anyone noticed it was a breakfast meeting haha

    • @f4fwildcat29
      @f4fwildcat29 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      veiga devil I remember reading in "and on that bombshell" by the script editor, Richard Porter, who was playing one of the turtlenecked Frenchman, that they did in fact have real wine and they were in fact, pretty drunk

  • @georgejacob3162
    @georgejacob3162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1223

    I had a 206. It was tres unreliabul.

    • @marouanekibani9607
      @marouanekibani9607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Toad Rage tres ugly
      Engine horrible and very uncomfortable

    • @georgejacob3162
      @georgejacob3162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I had a 1.6 litre Peugeot 306 before that which I thought was great apart from the interieur terrible! I never bonded with that 1.4 litre 206 though. You'd pull out to overtake and then pull back in again! I can't remember doing any long drives in it as I never trusted it to get me anywhere! Glad to get rid of it! The cars I've had since haven't been that much more reliable but at least they have been fun while they lasted!

    • @marouanekibani9607
      @marouanekibani9607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Toad Rage oui oui (French laugh)
      Oh sacre blue my French toast is burned

    • @ilian903
      @ilian903 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Toad Rave i still have a 306 break 2.0 hdi and it is not a terrible car, in fact I think that it is a great car with a very very very reliable engine. I don't like people commenting how bad peugeot is because Thats totally false.

    • @JimboRustles
      @JimboRustles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I had one and it lasted 270.000 kilomètres with almost no repairs and very little maintenance.

  • @911gpd
    @911gpd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I'm French and find that incredibly amusing xD

    • @justin-gl5zz
      @justin-gl5zz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ils parlent bien français en vrai

    • @Crisyx91
      @Crisyx91 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justin-gl5zz non vraiment pas

    • @elrisitos9821
      @elrisitos9821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Clarkson et May vont souvent en France pour la bonne bouffe à mon avis ;)

    • @nicolasmogensen8727
      @nicolasmogensen8727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's also good fun since Clarkson actually loves going on holiday in France. He's said many times over the years how much he enjoys southern France.

  • @DeadlyV1RU5
    @DeadlyV1RU5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    English translation:
    Gentlemen... the time has come for us to stop making this sporty car.
    My god!
    Sacrebleu!
    But what shall we do instead?
    Er... coat hangers? Umbrellas?
    How is this for a plan? We make terrible cars. In every way. Horrible.
    Maybe... very ugly!
    Oh, yes, yes, yes.
    And a very horrible engine!
    Oh, nasty, unreliable, uncomfortable.
    And the interior manufactured from spit and Kleenex.
    Spit and Kleenex! Yes, yes, yes!
    Yes, yes, yes!
    It's a good idea, isn't it? Yes? Do not look at a horse gift in the mouth.
    Gentlemen, toast to the horrible car!
    Ohhhh!
    And get the chief of suspension up here so we can fire him immediately!
    Oh, yes.
    This breakfast meeting will put Peugeot on the map for many years to come, make no mistake.

    • @scousertom0388
      @scousertom0388 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice one, mate! BTW, "Sacrebleu" = "Damn it".

    • @guganesan.ilavarasan
      @guganesan.ilavarasan 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not all heroes wear capes!

    • @darrenrock3387
      @darrenrock3387 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is what resulted cars like the hateful 17

  • @SpunkyMonkey223
    @SpunkyMonkey223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    if they haven't put a disclaimer about dramatic reenactment i would've believed it was a real peugeot meeting

  • @SpiderMax95
    @SpiderMax95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    it is true. to this day, I still miss my horrible 206. it was slow, I could barely climb the mountains in my hometown and it regularly broke down. but i love it because it was a great car for whatever reason.

    • @fredsmith9714
      @fredsmith9714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Layth Alkhaer I disagree. While those cars may suck, it's the companies that suck. An entry level car should still be viable i.e. Ford Fiesta, holds at least one world record, used for rally cross obviously modified. But even the non racers are nice for their low price. Toyota carolla or Honda Accord or civic whichever, all fine cars. But these are good non cheese eating surrender monkey cars

    • @SpiderMax95
      @SpiderMax95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fred Smith yes the reason why Peugeots suck now is not because they don't build sport cars anymore, but because they just build low quality cars.

    • @ondrej1112
      @ondrej1112 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Fred Smith Yeah, becuase 206 never won anything. *cough* three WRC titles in a row *cough*

    • @Harvester236
      @Harvester236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SpiderMax The 206 was my first car, and the day it finally got written off was the day I opened many bottles of champagne.

    • @MrBrno
      @MrBrno 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The 206 was a great car. And Peugeot is making good sports cars now, like the 308 GTi, which is amazing and beautiful

  • @gordonremsey8055
    @gordonremsey8055 8 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Let's make horrible cars!!
    Lol at Jeremy

  • @Exarhadsgfds
    @Exarhadsgfds หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Finally understood what james is saying at 1:14 "coat-hangers, umbrella?"

  • @SilverScarletSpider
    @SilverScarletSpider 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    1:21 greatest acting I have ever seen

  • @GODOFHELLFIRE3
    @GODOFHELLFIRE3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The meeting bit, from 1:02 to 2:06, took exactly one minute and four seconds end-to-end, making it possibly the shortest business meeting in the whole of human history - which is hardly surprising, because it entirely consisted of French Clarkson saying Peugeot should make rubbish cars, French James agreeing with him, and then everyone cheering in celebration.

    • @James-jl4jt
      @James-jl4jt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did it really?!

    • @charlesdale1462
      @charlesdale1462 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You need to get out more.....

    • @GODOFHELLFIRE3
      @GODOFHELLFIRE3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@charlesdale1462 You must be fun at the parties you never get invited to ;)

    • @charlesdale1462
      @charlesdale1462 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GODOFHELLFIRE3 . You've got a point there! Have fun 😊

    • @Taylor___
      @Taylor___ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment took me 4 seconds to read and now I’ve lost 10 IQ points 😂

  • @Unknowndrakard
    @Unknowndrakard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    0:53 stig in paris back in the day lmao

    • @RatedShadowXrd
      @RatedShadowXrd 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That’s not the stig
      That’s the stig’s french cousin

  • @poomped53
    @poomped53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This video will stand the test of time. One of the better pieces of high art from the glory days of Top Gear.

  • @simonsays582
    @simonsays582 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    2:00 the way he just sits there poshly chugging the wine cracks me up!

  • @flori5548
    @flori5548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I was vacationing in France a couple days ago and had this conversation in my head every single minute of the trip…SPIT ET KLINEX! COOOAD-ANGERS…UNKOMFOTAOBLE! FO MANY YEARS TO COME, MAKK NO MISTAKE!

  • @captainhoy8641
    @captainhoy8641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Probably the best breakfest meeting in all of history.

  • @lawrencegoralski3029
    @lawrencegoralski3029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    James's french is quite high quality

    • @Okxyd
      @Okxyd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well he spent so much time there.

    • @XavierBetoN
      @XavierBetoN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's a doctor of engineer, twice. also had French lessons for credits in uni.
      And in one of the episodes of Grand Tour, he was speaking French with the locals..

    • @ajorngjdonaydbr
      @ajorngjdonaydbr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      His German though - "Natürlich sind die Füße des Mannes nass, er steht unter einem Wasserfall"

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I'm making fun of the French, and as you can see, I've done it _properly."_

    • @dod_the_angel
      @dod_the_angel ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@XavierBetoN that's Clarkson, and his is an honorary doctorate. James has a degree in Music from Lancaster University

  • @mikelynch4837
    @mikelynch4837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The meeting in Paris might be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen

  • @Hvorgandr
    @Hvorgandr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    When May talks about something, it is really soothing. His voice very calming and understandable.

  • @serverdll
    @serverdll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    " Get the chef of suspension up here, so we can fire him inmediatamount" its totally real!!! my 307 have the worst peugeot suspension ever, rear axle looks terryble.

    • @XavierBetoN
      @XavierBetoN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      My friend has 407, and it's suspensions are horribul, unrelaibul, uncomfortaboul...

    • @Flyingdutchy33
      @Flyingdutchy33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you, by any chance, have the satnav positioned on your front windscreen in such a way that it blocks the most amount of view?

  • @mdawni6933
    @mdawni6933 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My favourite is that random guy chugging his wine, being shocked by a suggestion, then chugging wine more heartilly

  • @JRSoubasse
    @JRSoubasse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond have made me laugh even on the worst of days. Such fantastic talent!

  • @SanithMohanCase305
    @SanithMohanCase305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    OMG!!!!
    James' grunt at 1:38 xD :D :P

  • @glasgowtommy
    @glasgowtommy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This first time I saw this I literally thought I'd need an ambulance I laughed so hard

  • @NFSracers1
    @NFSracers1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Last trio's top gear season was one of the best, Richard rescue, ambulance challenge and this.

  • @911gpd
    @911gpd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    3:01 "Your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up repayments" I can't stop laughing at this, seriously.
    It's one of the greatest clip made by Top Gear

  • @TheCreate95
    @TheCreate95 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    So much fun !!!! Jeremy Clarkson is the best

    • @ncshuriken
      @ncshuriken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Milan Jovanovic: I don't think he's an idiot, he's educated and a clever fucker (the idiocy is an act), his jokes while many are controversial or immature, are VERY apt, and usually based on solid truths. Think of it like South Park humour: Stupid and immature, but very, VERY apt and clever, unlike Family Guy humour which is pure brainless idiocy just for the sake of idiocy without any real brains behind it. The guys a living legend, he had to get taken off air eventually because of that.

    • @Mouse2113
      @Mouse2113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clarkson is god.

    • @patriktruong5324
      @patriktruong5324 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do not forget that he is a doctor of engineering

  • @aaronevans4660
    @aaronevans4660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:43 song - ABBA - Money Money Money (KaraFun Instrumental)

  • @azapro911
    @azapro911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Renault's F1 team has meetings like this.

    • @potatogirlcultist19
      @potatogirlcultist19 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Flavio: We need to win le race again
      Alonso: How, we are trying everything
      Flavio: WE MAKE LE VOITURE CRASH
      Alonso: But we lose le race
      Flavio: Non non non. We make Nelsinho crash. It bring out le stupide gray car. No one can do le pit. You WIN FERNANDO
      Alonso: OUI OUI OUI! SALUT CRASH DE LA VOITURE! LET'S CELEBRATE WITH ONION, GARLIC

  • @peterrraklliproductions2020
    @peterrraklliproductions2020 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:59 This shot feels like something out of a Wes Anderson film!

  • @FastPaull
    @FastPaull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Chef De Suspension
    LMFAOOOO

  • @cloudali892
    @cloudali892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I keep coming back to watch this still laughing my arse off at how savage these guys are, so hilarious

  • @cid388
    @cid388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Never look at a gift horse in the mouth!"
    "ne regarde pas un cheval de cadeau dans la bouche"

  • @Frederatormusic
    @Frederatormusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    ONRELIABULUH
    ONCOMFORTABULUHHHH

  • @LLLLLLLLLucas
    @LLLLLLLLLucas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "get the genius in charge of suspension....and fire him immediately!! "😆

  • @thatguyfromcetialphaV
    @thatguyfromcetialphaV ปีที่แล้ว +3

    'Your knees may be at risk if you don't keep up repayments.' I couldn't breathe from laughing.

  • @mfitzy100
    @mfitzy100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    They're right...Peugeot were fantastic up to the late 90s, superb handling and class leading cars. Then they became all frumpy, unreliable and poorly executed.It's only in the past few years are they getting their mojo back, the latest 208, 308 and 2008 are far better. Thank God

    • @ratodoesgato
      @ratodoesgato 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      martin fitzpatrick agree to a point - but wtf is it with them fitting that extra small steering wheel currently? And then have the cheek to proclaim it's "providing better visibility making for better drive-ability" .. what a load of utter garbage!

    • @hondamanvtec2894
      @hondamanvtec2894 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      martin fitzpatrick up to end off 80s

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ratodoesgato I know right I used to drive them for work that tiny steering wheel made it difficult to see the speedo without moving it to an uncomfortable position, but as a whole the 108, 208 and 308 are a massive improvement over their previous junk like the 206, 207 and the dreadful 307.

    • @kl75182
      @kl75182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he's probably talking about the second gen 308

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I travelled in a 5008 once. The most uncomfortable vehicle I've ever sat in. Horrible horrible car.

  • @jamesmcnauliv4527
    @jamesmcnauliv4527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This episode, the bicycle ad episode and the elderly van, (it’s called the James) are amongst my top three

  • @TrassseB
    @TrassseB 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I can really imagine them actually having that meeting and deliberately deciding to make crap cars

  • @bod-7268
    @bod-7268 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Top Gear Jaguar Meeting

  • @ImplicitUnity
    @ImplicitUnity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:50 😂😂😂 Clarkson is a genius

  • @michelegiannuzzo4481
    @michelegiannuzzo4481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    „Your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up with payments“ 😂

  • @danielanderson7481
    @danielanderson7481 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    With some designs Peugeot have came up with you would think they were drunk on red wine at the time!😂😜

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The guy who designed the 5008 was on something significantly stronger than red wine..

    • @DeadlySoba
      @DeadlySoba 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Zero Ninety 190 proof everclear

    • @ProudToBeNoob
      @ProudToBeNoob 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zero Ninety Absinth probably.

    • @ThatSilentGuy
      @ThatSilentGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      5008 was not that horrific. I really want to know what the Peugeot 607 designer was on when he looked at his work and said: "Yes, this gorgeous shape will definitely allure those who are supposed to buy Audi A6, BMW 5 series or Mercedes E class!"

    • @JAnx01
      @JAnx01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually, Clarkson is overexaggerating here. With the 3008 and 5008, Peugeot started making better better cars. The interior quality went up significantly, at least. The 308 and 508 are both decent cars, but they're simply not as good as the Opel / Vauxhall Astra and Insignia, both of which sit at the top of their class right now.
      The interesting thing is that Peugeot, making these inferior cars, purchased Opel recently from GM, just as it started to prosper under them. I think Peugeot will ruin Opel.

  • @DangerAngelous
    @DangerAngelous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I can't believe I didn't send this to my French teacher

    • @alex20776a
      @alex20776a 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Much better. When my teacher was covering the diffeent regions of France and why they were known for, when we got to Vicky, I said "Treason!" ...she didnt gave a good look.

  • @vincentmoyer5315
    @vincentmoyer5315 9 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    monsieur engine très horrible moteur tres horrible un cadeau de cheval dans la bouche that is good monsieur of Peugeot department and division of top gear

    • @jayive34
      @jayive34 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Vincent Moyer Salut la voiture très horrible!

    • @vincentmoyer5315
      @vincentmoyer5315 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +jayive34 exactly

    • @mz_emmet
      @mz_emmet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vincent Moyer monsieuzzzze

  • @Zackeria
    @Zackeria 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nice to see that the blue 309 at 0:47 is still on the road as of 2019

  • @watercannonscollaboration2281
    @watercannonscollaboration2281 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Now that Peugeot is part of Stellantis, this bit aged like fine wine

  • @_austad
    @_austad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Uncomfutabul and Spitte-Kleenex gets me every time😂

  • @mariuszmoraw3571
    @mariuszmoraw3571 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Peugeot was really champion of hothatches and like everything french they abandoned it.

  • @delona6485
    @delona6485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don't how you got access to our top secret meetings at Peugeot? But I will see you in court, monsieur!!

  • @fdhdd102
    @fdhdd102 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    when there cars stopped being angular, and started being blob-like, it all went downhill.

  • @Catalina._
    @Catalina._ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Ongcomfootable" These guys are the best 😂😂

  • @christopherpotomski8463
    @christopherpotomski8463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man that 3008 is hideous!!!
    James May in a French accent: "Maybe... Tres ugly."

  • @bmstylee
    @bmstylee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This breakfast meeting will put Peugeot on the map for many years to come.

  • @pedrogadjo5202
    @pedrogadjo5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    As a french, your accent make me cry 😂

  • @MarexKai
    @MarexKai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Genuinely, this was one of the very few things that have ever made me cry of laughter. 😂😂😂😂

  • @robholloway6829
    @robholloway6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've only just realised that the man almost spitting his wine out is Richard Porter.

  • @davideslava3526
    @davideslava3526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I may have watched this scene about thirty times over the years, but this is the first time I noticed Richard Porter's (Sniff Petrol) cameo in the meeting!!

  • @bgr9133
    @bgr9133 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I have never been to a French board meeting but if I did there would undoubtedly be wine, bread and escargots on the board table.

  • @PeugeotRocket
    @PeugeotRocket 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I have a 405 Mi16 US spec. What an amazing little car.

  • @fantasticmoments5899
    @fantasticmoments5899 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Marking this as a Save Point in history... now i'm curious to find out what internal change they went through that got them in that mess... my bet is a some know-it-all prick coming in and changing things that does not need changing.. a typical nightmare scenario that has bankrupted a lot of companies for decades, even today.

  • @playtimehulot7383
    @playtimehulot7383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The double O was a perfect idea. It fit! It´s the nickname for toilet!

  • @throwback19841
    @throwback19841 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    James May quaffing away there in the refined manner he learned from decades of friendship woth Oz Clark

  • @lostrawkos
    @lostrawkos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:01 This is me at every meeting working from home.

  • @ComeJesusChrist
    @ComeJesusChrist ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The piece about the Peugeot drivers is one of the best Top Gear segments ever made and Clarkson is brilliant in this boardroom scene!

  • @FarmYardGaming
    @FarmYardGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favourite segments of the whole show

  • @ThePiquedPigeon
    @ThePiquedPigeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My car is a bordeaux 2019 Peugeot 2008 SUV. I really like it, having for me a great compromise between internal space, and exterior design - especially because my car has that "Slasher smile" grille (used on many Peugeots until late 2019) that I absolutely love!! Also, it is comfortable to drive and agile in traffic.
    And, my father owns a 2011 Peugeot 3008, a model like the one at 2:25 except gray, and I've driven it occasionally. It is a nice, spacious and comfortable crossover, but what I love the most is the front seats. The driving seat is so comfortable that it's like driving a living room rather than a car.
    Both cars had no significant reliability problems - mine is almost new so it's obvious, I guess 😅. My dad's 3008 only had replacements for normally deteriorating components (tires, lights, brake pads, and oil changes). They may not be sport cars (recently the new 3008 starred in the Dakar race, however), but they do their job superbly. Of course, it makes sense that the Top Gear boys long the most for Peugeot's 80s/90s sport heritage.

  • @mh53j
    @mh53j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I am French, why do you think I have this outrageous accent? " Like the bit about "dramatic recreation using actors", seemed so realistic!! Damn I miss those guys!

  • @farhanmahalludin
    @farhanmahalludin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:57 the fine print is on point

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Clarkson makes a perfect Frenchman. He did nail it as a Belgian traffic warden named David Souffle.

  • @MassCaMb0
    @MassCaMb0 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "but what shall nous do instead?"

    • @Stana999
      @Stana999 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "We make terrible cars"

  • @steifan
    @steifan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I guess the next episode of Grand Tour in 2021 will feature a bit of this humour again xD

  • @RollsThatMovie
    @RollsThatMovie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Merci pour cette caricature hilarante!! LOL la France vous aime. Vous nous manquer les trois loustic!!!

  • @AdamTheMan1993
    @AdamTheMan1993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "APR 29.4%, subject to terms and conditions, you must be able to sign your name to have a car, your knees may be at risk if you do not keep up with repayments." 😂😂😂

    • @dragospahontu
      @dragospahontu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like my accountant

  • @gojeta1982
    @gojeta1982 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Knowing they were all genuinely pissed makes this even more hilarious

  • @peterlai1985
    @peterlai1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That bottle full of yellow fluid made me lose my shit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @halfbakedproductions7887
    @halfbakedproductions7887 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Breakfast meeting and they're all sinking red wine. Very accurate for France.

  • @EdxJumpstyle
    @EdxJumpstyle 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I'm French and I totally agree with that reconstitution. Peugeot died with their x07 series