@@ehmzs Alright then. I would have assumed there was a deeper meaning behind that. I just didn't want to flat out expect it to have a deeper meaning because I didn't want to sound stupid.
@@myownsummrr What jeremy said at 3:06 about the forensic lab's name. Then after the show, the lab change the name into ArroGen Forensics. Probably also a wordplay for 'Arrogant', haha.
Sports tape with blood - Could be a sports related injury like Rugby where it's not uncommon to wrap a bloody wound in tape. Public hair and fecal matter - Someone probably has been naked, I'd want to know where they found it. I'd hazard a guess at the back seat.
Literally the best moment when clarkson said that his "collegues were distressed" after the forensic tests and then there's Hammond.... Like in a spacesuit and gas mask. LoL!!!!
old nissian cars were like this. they had this problem forever, some of them though doesn't run without it's original key, but you can open the door easliy with any nissian key. It actually was quite helping if your home had two nissian cars lol
+Ralph Knox Johnson I don't think BMW added those as factory options. I think the point was is that this kind of stuff you can expect to find in ANY used car, or even when you borrow your friends car. A lot of people have nasty habits in private. As for the fecal matter, they didn't say it was human (although if it was, it could have easily have been a family car, and their kid had an "accident" at some point). He didn't even say it was the front seat. It was more likely dog shit, if there was really "fecal matter" there at all and that wasn't just part of the script. He didn't say what kind of shit it was, just that it "appeared" to be fecal matter. I've seen lots of things that "appear" to be fecal matter. I also know that if you tested my pickup truck right now, you'd find evidence of "feces", because we went camping this summer, and my dog had an "accident" in the back of the cab. I cleaned it as best as I could, but I guarantee a forensic team would find "evidence of fecal matter", and probably could even after I finally bring it in to have it professionally shampooed. Doesn't bother me much; it's in the back, and I ride in the front. And that's all assuming that they actually found what they said they did, and weren't just following a script. Seems like a real forensic team should have found a lot more than what they did. At the very least, they told them to only report the nasty things they found. There should be clothing fibers, cigarette ashes, all kinds of stuff in a used car, and a forensic team ought to be able to find them all. Probably plenty of DNA as well.
Insanely funny how the old trio's videos on the youtube have millions and millions of views and the new idiots have only hundreds of thousands and very few over 1.5mil views, goes to show the sheer entertainment the old trio gave the world.
Those are *not* "cheap aftermarket wheels" on Hammond's car. They are AZEV Type A rims from Germany. I have the AZEV Type AS on my E30 convertible too and they cost $2800 per set (with Pirelli P-Zero tires). They are gorgeous wheels and I get complements on them all the time.
5:40 - 5:48 - love how John remains professional when describing the fact that poo was found in Hammond's car! If I was in John's position, I would've found it (very) hard not to laugh my head off!! :-P
E30's also have a code system to where if you enter the code before you take the key out, it'll tell the ecu to cut the fuel and it wont start until the code is entered
No, it's not. You can't conclude that from this video at all. There are only 3 cars for a start and we don't know the identities of the owner's of the other cars.
You don't know for sure that a muslim owned it. Along with that it's only one owner and you can't judge everyone else based off the 1 instance. Also we don't know the identities of the other's car owners
This meant we had to find some thieves who insisted to have their faces pixelated. Unfortunately the pixelating was done by a man who just had their car nicked. Hahaha
6:02 -everyone in January
6:04 -everyone in February
6:06 -everyone in March
Soren P 8:02 everyone in April
you’re aren’t epic That’s the end of the video.
Ostanian Movie Company Soo, the end of the world
@@ehmzs Alright then. I would have assumed there was a deeper meaning behind that. I just didn't want to flat out expect it to have a deeper meaning because I didn't want to sound stupid.
Ostanian Movie Company lol
I love how John manlove is just all serious and the three of them are just laughing at each other
His name must have come with plenty of fond memories from his childhood 😂
haha manlove
it's all the bullying; that man has no joy left.
Manlove Forensics Ltd. has recently changed their name to ArroGen Forensics.
probably because of this show lmao
Very good
JustSomeGuy what is that?
@@myownsummrr What jeremy said at 3:06 about the forensic lab's name. Then after the show, the lab change the name into ArroGen Forensics. Probably also a wordplay for 'Arrogant', haha.
Bh
@@bukanmatin5973,
Hammonds car sounds awful lot like a craigslist deal.
If it's one thing I've learned,
never buy things from Craigslist.
Or a facebook marketplace car, "90000 miles runs well fsh I've just lost the service book"
@@hyper_5pace902 "20k obo, I know what I have"
So I guess someone sat naked in Hammond's car?
Perhaps more than just sat...
Feces, pubic hair and tape with blood on it... There was some sick shit going on in Hammond's car!
Sports tape with blood - Could be a sports related injury like Rugby where it's not uncommon to wrap a bloody wound in tape.
Public hair and fecal matter - Someone probably has been naked, I'd want to know where they found it. I'd hazard a guess at the back seat.
50 Shades of Grey might have happened in Hammonds car
Shane Fell Public hair?
"Like driving around in a Moroccan Prison" lmao
MaxDoesStuff lol
MaxDoesStuff Was going to say the same as well. Piss myself with laughter.
Lmao indeed
ridiculous, this car is cleaner than a maroccan kitchen
Its classic comments like this that make clarkson a legend
Literally the best moment when clarkson said that his "collegues were distressed" after the forensic tests and then there's Hammond.... Like in a spacesuit and gas mask. LoL!!!!
Hammond...it's time to cook
Hazmat suit
thay guy with a pair of reasonably sized speakers NBC suit and s10 or fm12 respirator
spacesuit
@@teancrumpets5685 Breaking Bad
5:59 - 6:10 The three types of people reacting to the coronavirus outbreak
*underrated*
1) Fools
2) Good good _boys_ with the proper type of N95 Respirator that I don't own
3) People who don't know how to ask what a respiratory virus is
It's been 7 months. Have you gotten the virus? Recovered? Died?
@@s.sestric9929 Yep
I have to so I have worn and gas mask into a supermarket breathed in some of the freshed Air I have ever breathed in
That moment when they're thrashing a car I'd kill for lol.
crying watching this
+Bairdogg me too
t556yrt 66g
+GhostDogDK The only one I'd prefer over the bus is James's, and even that one was fairly rubbish.
Thank god the wheel was on the wrong side and I wouldnt buy it anyway.
I remember putting any key in a 91 Toyota Camry ignitions, and it would start. It was partially a thief getaway car.
you can do the same for your early 90s crown vics. there aren't anymore in existence out here lol
I could start my Cressida with my Supra key and vice versa lol.
You can start crown vics using any key
I could open my dad's old second hand car by putting a ruler in the key hole.
old nissian cars were like this. they had this problem forever, some of them though doesn't run without it's original key, but you can open the door easliy with any nissian key.
It actually was quite helping if your home had two nissian cars lol
0:00 That opening just screams Donald and Douglas from Thomas the Tank Engine!
I didn’t hear any screams from that scene from project g-1
Clarkson: Speed isn't everything!
May: Is it not?
Clarkson: Windows shutdown sound
@@janicebing6621 underated comment bro
3:44 " I quite like gentlemen's relish"..HAAAA!! That explains a lot about James May.
"from a mosque in Birmingham..."they're good...they're good"
Masjid is mosque in arabic too
Hey it's me from 2 years ago..haha still funny the 3574th times i watched this
hi @@pulkinpulman2028
@@pulkinpulman2028 Welcome to 2 years in the future.
@@pulkinpulman2028 lmqo
E30 simply one of the finest and sexiest car that BMW ever build
Tandem Drifter and without blood, pubes, shit, bogies and sliver... and the paving stone... and the car alarm, and the broken brakes
+Ralph Knox Johnson I don't think BMW added those as factory options. I think the point was is that this kind of stuff you can expect to find in ANY used car, or even when you borrow your friends car. A lot of people have nasty habits in private. As for the fecal matter, they didn't say it was human (although if it was, it could have easily have been a family car, and their kid had an "accident" at some point). He didn't even say it was the front seat. It was more likely dog shit, if there was really "fecal matter" there at all and that wasn't just part of the script. He didn't say what kind of shit it was, just that it "appeared" to be fecal matter. I've seen lots of things that "appear" to be fecal matter. I also know that if you tested my pickup truck right now, you'd find evidence of "feces", because we went camping this summer, and my dog had an "accident" in the back of the cab. I cleaned it as best as I could, but I guarantee a forensic team would find "evidence of fecal matter", and probably could even after I finally bring it in to have it professionally shampooed. Doesn't bother me much; it's in the back, and I ride in the front. And that's all assuming that they actually found what they said they did, and weren't just following a script. Seems like a real forensic team should have found a lot more than what they did. At the very least, they told them to only report the nasty things they found. There should be clothing fibers, cigarette ashes, all kinds of stuff in a used car, and a forensic team ought to be able to find them all. Probably plenty of DNA as well.
+AliAleksandra Johnson Theres also E34 and E38 that are sexy.
no
you need a pair of glasses
Pubic hair? They better call +MightyCarMods to tell them that's not normal.
mcmrules
hahaha
X cv
There has been a murder in Richard's car.
not just a murder from what i have heard about his car there was something else
6:06 better protection than we have got from 2020 virus
no I have that stuff to protect me LOL
*_7:15_**_ Tfw Uzbekistan is double landlocked_*
It will go to a country where there is port
7:04 Best reaction ever. 😂🤣😂🤣
Love E30"s the best model of 3 series
Sad Hammond noises 1:46
"You didn't mean the stuff from the jar." XD James
What is gentlemans relish? Somethign nasty i presume
McMuffinFluffin xD
Well its supposed to be Anchovy paste, i dont know what Clarkson meant though.
McMuffinFluffin hi
McMuffinFluffin iii
All the thieves have the exact same facial expression and it is a ‘I’ve drunk too much’ face
0:01 when u rev your car to the max
Jeremy: speed isnt evrything
Also Jeremy: SPEED AND POWER!
5:50 your cars got poo in it
“Well I quite like gentlemen’s relish”🤦♀️😂
Insanely funny how the old trio's videos on the youtube have millions and millions of views and the new idiots have only hundreds of thousands and very few over 1.5mil views, goes to show the sheer entertainment the old trio gave the world.
I could not stop laughing at the forensic lab part.
the thieves' chests weren't entirely pixelated
the thumbnail intrigued me
I *need* to know more
richard in that hazmat suit is hilarious! 6:06
Those are *not* "cheap aftermarket wheels" on Hammond's car. They are AZEV Type A rims from Germany. I have the AZEV Type AS on my E30 convertible too and they cost $2800 per set (with Pirelli P-Zero tires). They are gorgeous wheels and I get complements on them all the time.
+Beryl Green Well stye might not actually be, but they LOOK crappy as hell lol
still ugly as hell
I lost it at 6:06, I was literally crying
😂😂😂
Best era of top gear !
5:40 - 5:48 - love how John remains professional when describing the fact that poo was found in Hammond's car! If I was in John's position, I would've found it (very) hard not to laugh my head off!! :-P
How the hell did you manage timestamps that are unclickable
Hammond wore a hazmat suit after hearing his car has 'pubic hair' in the driver's seat
😂😂😂😂😂
“I quite like gentleman’s relish”
-James May
2:45 says the guy who loves to say “SPEED AND POWER”
I love top gear! This show never seizes to amaze me!
Wait someone died in Richard's car?
either that or they just got beaten to a pulp
No the previous owner was probab injures in rugby and used tape over the wound.
@@jagkings That doesn't explain why his car's license plates are registered to a Rover, not a BMW...
4:40 James' face though XD
This show, and these presenters, were perfect.
Holy hell does Jeremys' car have an mtech I kit on it?
It does. An M-tech 1 kit. Hammond's also has an M-tech 2 steering wheel.
James: "I quite like Gentleman's relish"
3:52 Idk if they are common British slang, but Jezza always has the best terminology.
Although I must have done this a hundred times, I'm about to start a Top Gear special marathon!
Could anyone imagine 8 years later the price of these E30s have skyrocketed
Yes, they look great and modern cars are all fwd so bmw's gets drifted.
What’s funny is they aren’t faking Hammonds car alarm, you can hear it going off in the back while Jeremy and James talk
No brakes! No brakes!
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It’s just not stopping!
This is the type of crack I'm going to miss... :-/ RIP Jezza, you made Top Gear
May rolled down the window of a convertible to talk to Clarkson, while the top was already down
Nobody:
The thumbnail:
*Foreshadowing*
1:45 When your friends are having fun outside and you have to do your homework.
3:53 is the best moment, gentleman's relish
So buy a bmw from a muslim
muslim is a follower of the religion of islam
your point is?
Fox news ???
Anas saleh Own conclusions and reading passages of the Quran....I don't watch Television anymore.
no, don't buy any 20 year old bmw
E30's also have a code system to where if you enter the code before you take the key out, it'll tell the ecu to cut the fuel and it wont start until the code is entered
to this day this is one of my favourite segment of the show
7:16 lmao
Jeremy: "...Speed isn't everything."
James "Is it not... ...?"
Jeremy responds in consonants.
When I first saw this, I've never knew that the bmw e30 will be so valueble
6:04 how me n the boys head to the function in 2020
So its safe to say that you should Buy a used Car from a muslim man
No, it's not. You can't conclude that from this video at all. There are only 3 cars for a start and we don't know the identities of the owner's of the other cars.
@@David-ud9ju sshhh nobody cares u just sound edl af
David it’s a joke
@@ridanann how
@@turborooster8548 becoz getting analytical about a joke is weird an racist are weird so edl edl edl lol
2:43 love hammonds alarm in the background
HAMMOND ALARM IN THE BACKGROUND 🤣🤣 2:35
3 of my dream cars together 😍
They are also my dream cars
1:23 that beautiful sound of BMW petrols
Is it just me, or does Clarkson not test the brakes of any car he's driven in these challenges?
He tested them in this very video.
Muslim car the cleanest! & Lol at the Hamster in the chemical suit XD.
of course they evolved in the desert messy af sand everywhere lol. salam
You don't know for sure that a muslim owned it. Along with that it's only one owner and you can't judge everyone else based off the 1 instance. Also we don't know the identities of the other's car owners
The alarm was going off when it was "stolen" Should be a win
A BMW ad came on before this and I legit died laughing.
0:24 AZEV were NOT cheap aftermarket wheels lol. Was one of the times best, and most popular wheels!
Crazy thing is that these cars are getting highly collectable...
i miss the old top gear
so the muslim's car was the cleanest
Of course
2:45 Jezza,you gave him the nickname "Captain Slow".
Just a few days ago,ive seen a christmas miracle. 2 BMWs using their blinkers in 5 minutes around a place that doesnt have much traffic.
I love how when the car has no roof they’re quiet and there’s no car sound yet when there’s a roof there’s noise and they scream lol
"Gentleman's relish"
Lets all take a moment to appreciate this
i cant even watch them destroy E30s and Im not some fanboy. those are classics that are going up in value
But the wheel is on the wrong side!
+Hermann Chan no. Not in britain.
Not many cars are going up in value especially not some former salesman's bimmer which will have been ragged into the ground
Actually they have drastically gone up in value! Especially the 325 sport
This meant we had to find some thieves who insisted to have their faces pixelated. Unfortunately the pixelating was done by a man who just had their car nicked. Hahaha
Good to find people watching this in lockdown...
Lol. The Hamster wearing a Hazmat suit.
0:01 they're laughing in sync with the sirens
So Roy Hattersley owned it? 😂😂😂😂😂
"no brakes, no brakes" 😂😂😂😂😂
The only thief proofing Hammond needs is to put what was found in his car in front of the thief
i have the same green screw driver he was using when the wires stuffed up
6:25 nailed it!!
1:45 hammond looks absolutely defeated
"Speed isn't everything" - Jeremy Clarkson
"SPEEEEEED!" - Also Jeremy Clarkson
At 2:36, You can still hear Hammond's Car Akarm
Alarm*
May seems to enjoy gentleman's relish
Ive never seen hammond that sad lmao
Its a great car and i dont understand wy people can destroy them ....
James' giggle when he said pubic hair! hahahahaha
ROFL at the forensics
Pete Brown Especially Hammond... it was downright hilarious
6:06 how everyone’s gonna be dressed when the Coronavirus is airborne.
Jeremy saying speed isnt everything is like the stig prefering a horse than a car lol
2:14 this gives me life
After the forensic scene and they drive away…hits a little different in 2022