@@bubbles190 he has a lot of interests that youd associate with a boring hobby, but quite frankly i find the man fascinating and i think he can make the dullest things sound interesting
Maturing is also realising that not every single car on the planet needs to be developed at an ultimately irrelevant German circuit that has a penis drawn on it just because some other cars set a fast lap time there
"It's very difficult to do this without accidentally getting hold of the work of the divine potter" - that's the best compliment of female beauty I've heard in a long while
I wouldn't exactly call it a "compliment of female beauty" as much as a funny/creative/polite way to avoid saying "boobs/knockers/jugs/etc." on TV. Saying "It's hard to do this without grabbing/touching boob," doesn't strike me as a compliment as much as a simple statement of fact.
James is the only one I'd be afraid of angering in real life. Clarkson will punch you, Hammond will just tell you to piss off, but James will eviscerate your psyche with a 5 minute verbal bollocking that you couldn't even begin to recover from.
And as you get older, and wiser, you agree with him more and more and realise the whole thing was just a fad the automobile industry got into when they assumed every driver was obsessed with "handling"
James is one of the most tactful comedians on television. He lets Clarkson and May do the initial bickering, and then strikes at the end with the funniest bit.
Clarkson was my favorite when I first started my Top Gear journey years ago. As I have aged, May has become my number one man. His jokes just... hit. He is apocalyptically funny!
It's always funny how Clarkson and Hammond refuse to admit that not every single car on the planet needed to be developed at the Nürburgring. Well, until Clarkson hurt his own back, and then suddenly realised that he did need a comfortable car and suddenly every car model being set up for "handling" (which 99% of users will never exploit) was actually a quite bad idea.
God meant these three to work together and that's made us all happy. In a world of misery these three can make us laugh and forget about the bar things
Incomplete….as this lacks James’ monumental quip on the Growler, which highlights that he had the best off the cuff whit of the three by a good margin.
I mean I do agree that ride quality is important, however as someone who also values fun performance I think the nurburgring is important for certain types of cars
"the work of the divine potter" is sensational
I have never heard a better term for boobs.
Lmaoo best one yes , this guy is hilarious
Forgive me if I sound stupid, but I've never known what he meant by that.
@@theredguy8746 no worries mate! He’s talking about her chebs
@@theredguy8746- Ah bless! So innocent.😇
"Hey?"
"its not a kit car its a Lamborghini"
*Philistine*
only james may could successfully use that as an insult
@@Acandaz not wrong lol
@@clarksonyouinfantilepilloc8041 you watched the same video too😂
James can be the most boring man in the world at times, but his sudden jokes will hit you like a brick.
I've never thought of him close to being boring, thats just a running joke between the trio
@@bubbles190 he has a lot of interests that youd associate with a boring hobby, but quite frankly i find the man fascinating and i think he can make the dullest things sound interesting
He's never boring
He is one of the most interesting fellows ever walking on the surface of the earth
This
"You are... an apocalyptic dingle-berry."
Why?....
0:11.
James May just rizzed up Joanna Lumley like well easily.
And he didn't even have to say hello
@@Lincolntowncoupe he trying to rizz her up not make her orgasm
@@Lincolntowncoupea rookie mistake, you always start with “hello”
@@filipbitala2624 🧍
Absolutely Fabulous will always be a goated show
My favorite of the three as a kid - Hammond
My favorite of the three as a teenager - Clarkson
My favorite of the three as an adult - May
That's actually a profound realisation I just had from reading your comment.
Complete identification.
Always Clarkson for me. He’s a genius
Think that's how they work so well.
pretty much agree to this haha
@Taylor___ his genius surprises even himself
Maturing is realising May is the funniest of the three
Growing old is realizing that May was right all along
@@dynamo1796He did make mistakes sometimes but he was right more often than not. And more than the other 2 by a mile.
Amen 🙏
Maturing is also realising that not every single car on the planet needs to be developed at an ultimately irrelevant German circuit that has a penis drawn on it just because some other cars set a fast lap time there
💯
Apocalyptical dingleberry
May’s Hitler joke is iconic
I’ve used it several times.
@@MarkJohnson-ro1ed how's the reaction of the people who you told the joke to ?
And it's just perfectly punctuated by Hammon's high 'Alright'
"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" - James May
One of the greatest quotes of all time. An unparalleled linguistic achievement.
Most women compliment him saying, "He is a very cunning linguist."
James is the smartest and sometimes funniest of the three. That saying all three are brilliant specially together. Top class!😂❤
His quiet persona means he sometimes goes unnoticed but when he does shine though it’s priceless 😆
I Agree
"It's very difficult to do this without accidentally getting hold of the work of the divine potter" - that's the best compliment of female beauty I've heard in a long while
thanks for clearing that up for me i had no idea what he was on about
I wouldn't exactly call it a "compliment of female beauty" as much as a funny/creative/polite way to avoid saying "boobs/knockers/jugs/etc." on TV. Saying "It's hard to do this without grabbing/touching boob," doesn't strike me as a compliment as much as a simple statement of fact.
James is the only one I'd be afraid of angering in real life. Clarkson will punch you, Hammond will just tell you to piss off, but James will eviscerate your psyche with a 5 minute verbal bollocking that you couldn't even begin to recover from.
*As Dawn Broke The Peace and serenity's of this beautiful Ugandan morning was shattered by the bellow of a Wild Animal*
CLLLARRRKKSSOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
May's beef with the Nurburgring will forever be hilarious ngl
And as you get older, and wiser, you agree with him more and more and realise the whole thing was just a fad the automobile industry got into when they assumed every driver was obsessed with "handling"
James is one of the most tactful comedians on television. He lets Clarkson and May do the initial bickering, and then strikes at the end with the funniest bit.
James is May....?
You mean Clarkson and Hammond.
You mean Jeremy and Clarkson?
@@lemon_j22 😅🤣🤣🤣
You mean hammond and richard?
Clips like this should be kept under lock and key because they are fking priceless and will not be bettered
Now I want a custard creme
Same
I have some right now would you like one
Custard cream*. Creme is pronounced crem
So do I, but I’ve only got Bourbons in.
I want a cream
“well wicked innit bruv”
Maturity is realising that James is the best and funniest of the three.
Maturity is realising that all three were best at their own things.
His best was - "you given me the baby, now go in the back..."
"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry"
That is the greatest sentence to ever leave the lips of a human being.
Clarkson was my favorite when I first started my Top Gear journey years ago. As I have aged, May has become my number one man. His jokes just... hit. He is apocalyptically funny!
James somehow manages to consistently talk about boring things boringly and still be hilariously entertaining
Work of the divine potter 😂
"work of the divine potter" 😂😂
I'd argue James is the most iconic of the trio, least to me he is. I find he has some of the funniest and most memorable moments in TG and TGT.
💯 👍
1:11 even the camera crew were laughing 😆
James May is and always was my favourite of the trio.
3:50 is absolutely incredible
Still the only times i heard “i will have” correctly since school
I’m sure every driver, at some point in their life, has either uttered or thought some iteration of the phrase “shove over you dozy cow.”
4:43 the original accident that made the context of this clip is pretty grim, so I'm glad the court jesters came in tow for this.
love the, "Quick, call the!, hm..."
"Take the third reich." Will forever be iconic and funny.
"You are an apocalyptic dingleberry" James May😂😂
I find May the most charismatic one of the trio
CLARKSONNNNNNNNNNN!
God I'm going to miss these 3!
He is the world expert at pretending to be boring, but is actually very interesting
is the scene from the thumbnail even in the video? where james may reads how much jeremy had to spend on the car repair? that’s the best one!
"What did he do, buy you a Golf?!"
“Apocalyptic Dingleberry”
One of the greatest insults ever uttered by human lips😂😂
Best trio in tv history....
James is just an icon ❤
This truly is a rather sick video, my brother
A wise man once told me that getting old means realising that James was the funny one
"hand signal"
"Take the third Reich" 😂😂
James losing his banana is so James 😆
Honestly they will never be replaced you’ll never see the likes of them again.
“The work of the divine potter” - best James may line yet 😂
It's always funny how Clarkson and Hammond refuse to admit that not every single car on the planet needed to be developed at the Nürburgring.
Well, until Clarkson hurt his own back, and then suddenly realised that he did need a comfortable car and suddenly every car model being set up for "handling" (which 99% of users will never exploit) was actually a quite bad idea.
Love the man, def my fav
1:11 Shows you just how "un-controlled" James is...
I want a compilation of James with women. Getting hold of the work of the Divine Potter!
“The work of the divine potter” 😂
James May
The most sophisticated silly man
Where’s
“Hello”
You have to start with hello
🧍♂️ hello
I love how he went agressive in the race against the locomotive
One of the many things I will give Top Gear credit for, is the top level of insults they can come up with.
Without holding the work of divine potter😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Which is well wicked innit bruv” killed me.
One can see Herman Goering in the Take the Third Reich scene behind James
I’m gonna have a CUSTard CREAM
8:04 James in the water, which TGT episode is this from?
season 2 episode 10
@@betara_indera_gunung_timurThank you!
When you’re grown up you realise that James was the best out of the 3
8:06 to 8:36 THE BEST 30 SECONDS FROM JAMES MAY😂😂😂
Well wicked innit bruv 😂
The Ugandan morning is possibly the best thing ever….🤷♂️
2:30 I thought he was going to say they don’t have the legal stature lmao
Well on that funny moments, Back to the studio/Tent.
God meant these three to work together and that's made us all happy. In a world of misery these three can make us laugh and forget about the bar things
“No copyright infringement intended” lmao
Never heard may laughf like that 😂😂😂😂😂
I know this is all staged, but TopGear and Grand Tour are genuinely the best shows in the world.
Half of it is staged.
''all staged'' clueless
why cant anyone level the audio of the different clips in compilations
I hate when a clip shown in thumbnail is then not part of the video
I agree. Only reason I watched the video as I'm Canadian and it really does look like Tim Hortons.
No "Hello :)", "Manual, semi automatic. Oh these are the weapons" or "Look what you've done to my bloody shed, man!" :(
anybody else mouthed "clarkson!" when we knew it was comming
5:24 May’s car is built like a literal brick shithouse
James May is the Larry Fine of the Top Gear trio.
Soon to be the Messiah of Dullness .
I love James, he's such a nerd.
Incomplete….as this lacks James’ monumental quip on the Growler, which highlights that he had the best off the cuff whit of the three by a good margin.
Hard to believe he didn't start at season 1
"He's saying "Take the third Reich!"" best quick early gag ever?
1:18 lmao 🍌😂🤣
You are an apocalyptic single berry 🗿
I mean I do agree that ride quality is important, however as someone who also values fun performance I think the nurburgring is important for certain types of cars
i came for the video in the thumbnail and its not there
Cry me a river
Cry me a river
@@Yahooligan72shut it you
@@Yahooligan72 be quiet
7:18 is still the funniest thing ever said.
This show made me proud to be British.
Captain Slow is my type of fella, I need to go find the local equivalent and make friends with him
What's the episode at 5.40?
1:38 James looks seriously pissed :)
The man at 2:45 above the right shoulder will haunt my dreams
I’m root beer forklift certified
4:47
"Hammond knows the square root of jackshit about food or cooking"
After decades I'm still wondering how did these men survive so many crap things. I'm bloody happy they are still alive.
No Copyright.
1:18 - 5 second rule!