I think it's really funny how it isn't "martial arts" that he's a fan of, it's SPECIFICALLY attacking people that's his most favorite thing. He doesn't study or train, he just attacks people.
There's a difference between passionately training your body and honing your skills vs passionately attacking anyone in a 1 metre radius from you. I'd fancy the latter too
I like how the Chinese Stig has a pattern when he attacks people. It’s almost always three punches and a kick, and sometimes a second kick for good measure.
A 1,2,1 combination naturally leads to a kick with the back leg (usually a low/leg kick). Expecting the easier low kick is how a lot of people get kicked in the face during sparring. Point is, Stig's Chinese cousin seems to be legitimately trained.
@@skuzza405 They don't play 'characters' and most of what they say en do is not scripted at all... of course they plan out what they're filming because they are making a tv show and must have plans, and of course certain things are setup before hand. But the banter, the jokes etc are mostly all adlibbed. The producers set the scenario and just let them do their thing...
He nearly lost his balance on the second high kick. 0:12 His left foot ripped on the floor, got unbalanced, recovered and then decided to pause the game.
No that would be.... Some Say He leaves the house Other Say He has the Largest Collection of hentai in the world.... But its not the stig but the Stig's Japanese Cousin In a AE86 going down that moutain.
@@suhask7 More likely it was a pothole or something like that than the car fucking up. He would've been able to see it coming and time the line accordingly. If it was the gearbox, then he very well could've learned what causes that from driving it earlier and done it deliberately
7:45 And on that bombshell it‘s time to end. Until next week, good night. Ah even without the subtitles. One of the most iconic lines in TV series history.
German Stig was the same as normal Stig but he had a mullet. Russian Stig (or Communist Stig) had a red suit and like riding around in scrambler bikes :P
We Germans have an own stag?! I'm even not sure if we havtopic here in Germany. I've just seen top gear USA with German translation in the German TV show 😳
Mike Foxtrot Most of your parts in cheaper cars come from China. Plus they outsource a lot of metal so at least some part of your car is going to be Chinese. Tesla volks wagon and so on all have factories in China it’s not a chines brand but it sure is made in China.
@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 different because they are built to those brands quality standards. They have a lot of quality control, Chinese brands do not. Some Chinese cars are good, some are shit - that's what you get for bad quality control
To this day I still think him attacking the film crew and the guy with the mic trying to fend him off is one of the most underrated bits of comedy from Topgear
+christian luna Wouldn't surprise me. Jackie is a bit of a car nut, had a deal with Mitsubishi for the longest time and did a movie called Thunderbolt which is him racing. So...he can drive. And drive well.
It's 8 years time and in Australia at least some people are driving Chinese cars. They are largely wholesale copies of other companies, just sold for cheaper.
0:44 Im all ways amazed of how big crew they actually got filming this. I wonder do they carry that crew around the world or use smaller crew, or should I say did use :(
they did..from various podcast and videos on them, they will send a team of several people to scout the country that they will be going weeks, or month prior..even when they done fliming with the trio, there will be a team including undisguised stig/ben collins drive through the route again, for b-roll and stuff..
00:04 i thought for a long time that it was Hammond in the stig's suit getting his revanche on Jeremy for everything he'd done to him. But then he didn't crash the cars...
+Exploatores True, but they also make money from selling it to other countries TV stations and from merchandise sales. If the Top Gear sucks, nobody will buy dvds or books and it will either be altered or cancelled to make way for something more profitable. It may be state run, but the BBC is still a business.
7:00 “at that rate of progress... where are they going to be in 5 years time”. Well it’s 5 years later, probably not what Jeremy Clarkson was imagining.
I don't know why, but to me this is the funniest bit they ever did on Top Gear. Ironically, Clarkson was later to imitate the Stig's Chinese Cousin and attack a Producer himself.
I think it's really funny how it isn't "martial arts" that he's a fan of, it's SPECIFICALLY attacking people that's his most favorite thing. He doesn't study or train, he just attacks people.
There's a difference between passionately training your body and honing your skills vs passionately attacking anyone in a 1 metre radius from you. I'd fancy the latter too
@@sasdagreat8052 I mean, he can kick pretty good and that's all you really need in a lot of fights.
@@fourscarlet7581 True, that roundhouse must've taken a lot of test subjects to train.
Considering how many he has attacked he has probably picked up a thing or two.
A prediction of China's coercive diplomacy.
"THAT IS THE DIRECTOR!" Well I see that didnt stop you jeremy
He punched a PRODUCER who actually deserved it
@@Zak-ob5ze lol
Zack E what did the producer do?
He got him the wrong food.
@@januaryfebuarymarch No he got the right food, it just wasn't hot.
The fact that Clarkson and May hardly flinched during Attack Stig’s barrage implies that Clarkson and May are extremely powerful
Im great at parties
Thank for the support
@@branchyapple I bet you’re great at parties
@@jazzyjaiden ironically with a comment like this. I can say the exact same thing about you
jeremy is at the end of the powerscale
@@branchyapple You really can't tho
Some years later:
The Stig: No Jeremy that is the producer!
underrated comment
i mean the producer was making fun of jeremy while he was mourning his mother so the producer defintely deserves it
@@kewii3386 zombie buro
zombie buro
@@kewii3386 what
The producer: What are you doing! I'm not Piers Morgan!
We need japanese stig a skinny guy who drifts on every turn
Yes!
the stigs tofu delivering cousin
@@skylineXpertwith the Project D gang behind
He surely is but sadly we cannot get him in the show since he`s an anime character.
@Karina Peters Pretty sure there is an American Stig who is just fat if that counts.
I like how the Chinese Stig has a pattern when he attacks people. It’s almost always three punches and a kick, and sometimes a second kick for good measure.
basic moveset
Except for his finishing move.... "IN THE PLUMS!"
@@RatelHBadger4-strike plum blossom technique.🌸🌸🌸🌸
You guys know Solid Snake? ok, you welcome. 😂
A 1,2,1 combination naturally leads to a kick with the back leg (usually a low/leg kick). Expecting the easier low kick is how a lot of people get kicked in the face during sparring.
Point is, Stig's Chinese cousin seems to be legitimately trained.
Some say he disguised himself as Clarkson when he punched the producer.
tavi921 You sir have unraveled the conspiracy.
Some say he's Jackie Chan reincarnated.
Ben Klein But how could that be possible as he's still alive?
That's the idea of the joke.
tavi921 lolol
"No, that is the director! You only punch the producer!"
HAHAHAHA i geddit
"There's only one race, the human race. and y'all are gonna lick my boot."
- The Stig's Chinese cousin
"There's only ever been one stig. He's me."
- Chinese Stig, probably
Apparently, Chinese Stig showed one too many useful moves for Jeremy Clarkson and got him fired in the process
Constantine Joseph haha too funny
+Constantine Joseph He's just on a paid leave, they wouldn't dare fire him.
+Constantine Joseph lol it's too funny but hes doing his best i think
I heard he replaced jackie chan
LMAO
No Jeremy, that is the director! Don't attack him!
+DMGaina savage
+DMGaina complete savage
+DMGaina savager
Dam son... Savage
Derick Savage
The sense of humor the editors and presenters have on Top Gear is just God-level. Incredibly well done.
aaah, top gear and their not-so-subtle stereotypes. Brings a tear to my eye.
But they didn't stereotype him as being a bad driver. I'm Asian and I suck at driving.
When the next video on autoplay is the Stig's American cousin...
I can't help but agree with you.
Suck at driving??? Japanese drivers are the most skilled drivers and especially drifters you can find!!!
whatupguys1 at top tear insted of top gear
@@Firemarioflower Japanese people arent Asian
I thought Jeremy was the one to punch the director...
Savage!
I scrolled down solely to find this comment, and I did.
No no, Jeremy only punches producers
Well, at least we know where the idea was inspired from
some say but who knows
0:40 little did we know Chinese stig was Jeremy's inspiration
Good PFP.
i mean, you must've known that its all scripted but even then, there's just something about top gear when they were there, that made it, special.
the characters that the trio play are so consistent and well written with care and love that it works beautifully.
@@skuzza405 They don't play 'characters' and most of what they say en do is not scripted at all... of course they plan out what they're filming because they are making a tv show and must have plans, and of course certain things are setup before hand. But the banter, the jokes etc are mostly all adlibbed. The producers set the scenario and just let them do their thing...
You know it’s scripted but it’s still funny some how
The banter isn’t majorly scripted. These guys aren’t actors it’s so obvious on TGT when a scripted accident happens.
3:56 - Airbag didn't deploy.
Maybe because the Speed difference was kinda insignificant
***** It was a joooooke
Nunsbangbus Dayum... XD lololol
Animator22 They drove the car too fast
Ikr! He could have died!
Apparently stigs grandpa was some sort of modern genghis khan and 0.5% of all men are stigs cousin
Maybe he's related to genghis khan 🤔
@@mynamejeff4642Or the real one 😮
so im assuming theres stigs from every part of the world.
there are!!!!!!!!!
There is 1 in every country
Some say......there are....
Ugandan Stig
Wakandan Stig
Theres a Racist Stig
0:08 when you only know the Básic movements in fighting games
Most male fighters in fighting games
What season and episode is this
Básic? Vietnamese detected
basic*
He nearly lost his balance on the second high kick. 0:12 His left foot ripped on the floor, got unbalanced, recovered and then decided to pause the game.
I don't know why I laugh so hard when Jeremy says "that's the worst Stig we've ever had."
Some say Jeremy Clarkson took lessons from the Stig's Chinese cousin to beat up that producer.
I wonder if he was dressed in white with a helmet on when he did it
Lmao
*Director
No Jeremy that is the director! Don't hit him!
lolll!!! 😂😂😂
LOL
See what you did there
that was not jeremy it was the chinses stig
Your profile picture is God
The stig attacking the camera crew was hilarious
0:40 Yeah, don't punch the director......
he is racist
Some say he's attacked every person he's ever met.
+Blake's Gaming PC others say he has the largest collection of hentai in the world
wipe0utpuls3 but that would be the Stig's japanese cousin :P
No that would be.... Some Say He leaves the house Other Say He has the Largest Collection of hentai in the world.... But its not the stig but the Stig's Japanese Cousin In a AE86 going down that moutain.
@@Alpha-106 lol
Some say he's actually Chinese AND Japanese
"oh it's interesting, he's attacking the starter, I thought it was a racist thing" 😂
0:05 *When you forget how to play a game so you spam all the moves to remember*
What games do u play lmao
My first time in mortal kombat.
Exactly me trying to figure out the Toy Story 3 and Lego Marvel Superheroes controls
Me playing Devil May Cry
Ikr I have Tekken 7
6:25 rides nicely.... most of the time😂😂
That killed me
@@festiverobin6402 How in the world can he time it that well??!!!
Haaaa
@@suhask7 More likely it was a pothole or something like that than the car fucking up. He would've been able to see it coming and time the line accordingly. If it was the gearbox, then he very well could've learned what causes that from driving it earlier and done it deliberately
uUuUuUh...
I was always impressed how close this guy was doing those kicks, and somehow avoided contact lol. Look how close he is to James May's face haha
why am i seeing this in recommended after 5 years, AND during coronavirus quarantine
Me too 😂
Same lol
@@yacineterki3542 you realize when internet get you when you search this thing
Stig gonna make me act up if you keep making thumbnails like that
Uranus D Chinese Stig was and is still the best
the crash test made me chuckle
Although, to their credit, the C-NCAP does give out a suspicious number of five-star ratings (>90% of all tested cars)
haha
Good ol' Chinese collusion.
“Rides nicely “ runs someone over “most of the time”
How did he time that lol
@@maheshjayakumar569 Hello im from the future, he saw a round bump and simply timed it.
7:45 And on that bombshell it‘s time to end. Until next week, good night.
Ah even without the subtitles. One of the most iconic lines in TV series history.
Limeddäsch well, if we had to do a direct translation of what he said, it’d be “time is up now. Bombshell, end, goodnight!”
Thank you! I was actually wondering if he said that or something else for the Chinese audience
3:33 you ever seen Chinese traffic jam? 2mph test would be enough
So true
Specifically, at the Chinese new year
I know they would never do that but that kick in the plums and reaction to the kick in said plums was very convincing.
I wonder what will German or Russian Stig will do. Total destruction!
Polish would take the car and drive away while drinking vodka. :D ~I'm talking from experience of course.
German Stig was the same as normal Stig but he had a mullet. Russian Stig (or Communist Stig) had a red suit and like riding around in scrambler bikes :P
Russian Stig would be drunk and carry Putins photo.
We Germans have an own stag?! I'm even not sure if we havtopic here in Germany. I've just seen top gear USA with German translation in the German TV show 😳
*Stig. *if we have top gear in
Ok its 5 years later and I dont know anyone driving a Chinese car.
london taxis, Lotuses
Mike Foxtrot Most of your parts in cheaper cars come from China. Plus they outsource a lot of metal so at least some part of your car is going to be Chinese. Tesla volks wagon and so on all have factories in China it’s not a chines brand but it sure is made in China.
@@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 different because they are built to those brands quality standards. They have a lot of quality control, Chinese brands do not. Some Chinese cars are good, some are shit - that's what you get for bad quality control
from where I'm from, there are lots of chinese cars
Where? China?
To this day I still think him attacking the film crew and the guy with the mic trying to fend him off is one of the most underrated bits of comedy from Topgear
At the start of the segment, imagine if Chinese Stig got it wrong - and actually connected a few of those hits. =)
Wait.. He was missing?!?!
He would get suspended by BBC lol
SickboyOuO Haha
SickboyOuO I see what you did there xD
SickboyOuO he wouldn't have his contact renewed and would go to Netflix to rival British stig.
the 3 chinese people in the end are still better than Chris Evans. Maybe you should consider hiring THEM instead.
Their Mandarin was terrible though, definitely not natives :)
@@harrycallahan9733 whats mandarin? you mean chinese?
@@kiddhkane THE standard Chinese. When people say they speak Chinese, this is what they mean :)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandarin_Chinese
@@harrycallahan9733 No, even worse than my english...
@@harrycallahan9733 Base on their accent, most likey japanese, probably korean, but to westerners, they are all the same, right?
I always laugh when James say “trumpchi” and just points to the car 😅
I just love this stig... He is hilarious😁
I just wish both stigs were together.
One with the cool demeanor and the other who is wreckless and violent😂
james may, jeremy clarkson, richard hammond.
:'( i'll be waiting
for
THE GRAND TOUR!!!
00:01 GMT Tomorrow!
today ;)
A few days ago :)
Vinarco Kie h
Jeremys all time favourite comment " IN THE PLUMS !"
Stig's Chinese cousin is Jackie Chan.
+christian luna how ever did you think of that?
dontusehername Well, Jackie Chan is one time favorite actor and director. Also like Stig's cousin, Jackie got a sense of comedy.
christian luna ok fascinating
+christian luna Wouldn't surprise me. Jackie is a bit of a car nut, had a deal with Mitsubishi for the longest time and did a movie called Thunderbolt which is him racing. So...he can drive. And drive well.
loporina You see my point.
The level of entertainment though... I miss these guys on the Top Gear series
"We are doomed."
- Five years later -
Yes... yes we are.
Especially now, yeah.
_[Insert wary glance at Russia here]_
3 years later.....
2:58 this is entertaining Stig I prefer 🤣
People: exist
Attack Stig:
I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY
@@aaliyahdelrosario4497
PERSON: is enjoying his existence
Stig: ...so... I started blasting
@@aaliyahdelrosario4497
The Attack Tita- Stig
I approve
0:57 Jeremy over here treating him like he's a bomb-threat.
I really wanted to meet the Stig's Japanese cousin who delivers tofu and drifts at literally every turn.
Stolen
Anyone else notice he had his signal when hitting one turn?
Such a polite stig.
This is where Jeremy learned how to treat crew members
That's unfair
Calum Cooper 🤣🤣🤣
It's 8 years time and in Australia at least some people are driving Chinese cars.
They are largely wholesale copies of other companies, just sold for cheaper.
7:15 IN THE PLUMS!!!
I almost died of laughter lol lol lol
British levels rising at unprecedented rates...
British levels rising at unprecedented rates...
British levels rising rapidly...
Got a nice blueish hue to em, fresh and ready for the picking. Getting ready to take em to the farmers market!
Why isn't his helmet visor narrower?
Because Top Gear is above making racist stereotype jokes.
Sometimes
Hahahha
tantive4 Hahahahahhahahahahh!!!!!!
SaladFingers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... sorry
"Because the kids need new shoes".
Captain Slow looked really uncomfortable with Stig's kick attempt :D
"What's his first favorite thing?"
"Attacking people..." So you know, we gave him a car.
I’m 4 years in the future. They’ve done nothing as of 2019
Find them on Amazon Prime, or you mean nothing new this year?
@@speedrob he means Chinese car companies
Currently in China as I view this and can confirm.
ItsLouis
Well, they own Volvo as a starter
Or 2020
"My genius, sometimes, its almost frightening"
0:44 Im all ways amazed of how big crew they actually got filming this. I wonder do they carry that crew around the world or use smaller crew, or should I say did use :(
they did..from various podcast and videos on them, they will send a team of several people to scout the country that they will be going weeks, or month prior..even when they done fliming with the trio, there will be a team including undisguised stig/ben collins drive through the route again, for b-roll and stuff..
They should have The Stigs talking cousin.
Yeah
Chatterbox Stig.
Gru
They should also have the Stig’s Sea-Faring cousin
The beginning is literally Trevor in every single mission lmao
The stigs mum must have lived in many countries
Mac Guy3135 then they be his brothers not cousins
You have 69 likes. I'd like your comment, but nah.
0:40 "That's the director!"
It didn't stop you Jeremy did it lol
Inside Jeremy's heart: justice
! lool
‘In the plums’ never gets old 😂
0:45 that guy turned his head at the right time to make it look like he really got punched lol
Dude: Says he likes electrics*
Jeremy Clarkson: 0:20
00:04 i thought for a long time that it was Hammond in the stig's suit getting his revanche on Jeremy for everything he'd done to him. But then he didn't crash the cars...
Omg the punching sound effects! >:'D
The music in the beginning is from Red Alert 3 lol... "Exploring in Tokyo Harbour" and then "Threatened in Tokyo Harbour"
+ThePoignancy I was wondering if anyone else would notice that.
I thought only I had noticed
I did notice
Shoulda been soviet march
@@MsZsc Hell March you mean, and I've heard some TV shows use it, not sure if Topgear ever did though.
3:55 😂😂😂😂 james' look of relief and Jeremy's of surprise
This was so much more than a car show, true entertainment..
Jeremy:
No Attack Stig! You can’t attack the producer, that’s my job!
it's crazy that it's almost 6 years and unfortunately this still didn't happen yet.
Richard did test the Nio EP9 supercar made by chinese
"unfortunately"? You mean "thank God"?
@@kiddhkane wait what???why???
how many millions of pounds will the bbc lose now that topgear is no more on the bbc.. i think a LOT!!
+S Dew BBC is state owned, they can do a five hour documentary about Engish pottery and the britts will still have to pay for it.
+Exploatores True, but they also make money from selling it to other countries TV stations and from merchandise sales. If the Top Gear sucks, nobody will buy dvds or books and it will either be altered or cancelled to make way for something more profitable. It may be state run, but the BBC is still a business.
S Dew it still is they just dont have these three
To be fair I wouldn’t want to be on any bbc 😂😂
Those crash tests had me dying, hilarious
a testament to Chinese safety
I love that they're having fun and busting each other's chops.
7:00 “at that rate of progress... where are they going to be in 5 years time”.
Well it’s 5 years later, probably not what Jeremy Clarkson was imagining.
Clarkson's disapproving befuddlement at the sight of a motor rickshaw is priceless.
I mean, just listen to 6:55.
James low key rocking the Moncler.
The Chinese cousin is my all time favorite
3:43 I'm thinking its gonna blow up
I don't know why, but to me this is the funniest bit they ever did on Top Gear. Ironically, Clarkson was later to imitate the Stig's Chinese Cousin and attack a Producer himself.
Its been 5 years and Chinese have indeed launched something worldwide! Very durable too.
What is that? Just curious
@@fredsilvers1427 the super cough.
@@kiddhkanethe one sponsored by mr science et al?
I remember those episodes... They went to Starbucks and found a copy of Starbucks shop exactly next to Starbucks original
Imagine Road rage with this guy!
"in five years time we're all going to be driving Chinese cars"
2020: honey, you've got a big storm coming
6:56 "three speed automatic with overdrive" so a 4 speed automatic? Like all other cars are?
Not the same my guy
2 drives and one Overdrive
@The Bushwacker Like as in the car doesn't come with one? So just three gears up to the car's languishing top speed.
No
most automatics have 4 gears with two overdrives (6 speeds)
7:16 in the plums
I think Stig had too much fun in this scene til that he attacked the crew.
"Any injuries?"
"None at all."
says that hitting a fome wall t 000.1 miles per hour
The little grunts and smacks when he's showing his fighting skills made me laugh my ass off 10 seconds in
And also midway through his lap attacking the marshall haha 2:58
"In the plums!" haha
Ahahaha
The chinese takeover at the end always gets me XD
The driver woke up and chose violence.
Can we talk about how well controlled his kicks were?
I love how childish the stig is LMAO
These two fine gentlemen will never be replaced.
7:01
*Tries guessing Chinese car manufacturers' five year plans*