Ive been watching since I was like 11, learned most of my English here and now I become British when angry. I'm now 22. Nerd³ has *literally* been half of my life
I Can only imagine what the Fuhrer would say... but maybe something similar like this below. Fuhrer: What the fuck? That bridge is so sturdy! So sturdy, it can hold baldy on the bridge! Even all of my SS! Some idiots made the bridge like this I will punish this idiot so severely! Burgdorf: My fuhrer, the bridge was so... Fuhrer: Well find the person who made the bridge! Burgdorf: But then you will throw Fuhrer: the pencil of doom! You cowards! Fuhrer: So many men, have died on these many same bridges! Of all the men in the army, they all died in tanks! If my reasoning was so stupid as this, I would have baldy shoot me down. Jodl: Fuhrer, U know I cant do that Fuhrer: Well why not? Jodl: Your my leader and mentor Fuhrer: How am I your mentor you baldy?! Fuhrer: Building bridges is global more global than your baldy head!
7 years ago I woke up at a friends sleep over, he was still asleep and I had my iPad so I opened it up to watch some TH-cam. I saw this video, watched it, and then when he woke up we went outside to play with Nerf guns. Times were simpler then. I miss those times.
hey, think you could help me out? I'm looking for a video on this game, but it's on a single map. a really, REALLY big bridge map, ik it has a train that must cross it. I could have SWORN nerd3 did it as a challenge, but I cannot find it anywhere
Simulators are German because as we all know, they're adverse to fun. You can tell this because in this game their only sense of humour is sending some tanks over the bridge, and even then its very serious.
+Spy Token Games "Well Joe, this bridge just collapsed. We're falling into the water." "Who gives a shit?" "Oh yeah, but how is our tank slowly filling with water?" "I don't know. Keep holding the acceleration pedal."
I think I finally realized why the bridge at 19:28 ish didn't work with the cables. The cables were anchored to the bridge at the bottom instead of the connection points on the road. That is probably why the cables didn't help support the bridge at all.
Tomasz Przeor Well history has shown us that the British don’t exactly have a good relationship with bridges. Like on their Dutch holiday in 1944 with the Germans.
I’m the only one who goes through Dans old videos like tv shows I’m rewatching, ahhhh I miss when this channel was a gaming channel😢I’ll never unsub though and still gonna buy the book
For a game that was made on a budget of 5 dollars by someone whose parents were clearly killed by the conceptual personification of UI design, this is remarkably decent. For one thing, unlike 90% of simulators, it has gameplay.
Recently bought this after watching. This game is much fun you could spend hours on it - or at least until you break your mouse from becoming too frustrated.
Forest1538 It's when people express their opinions as absolute fact that fights erupt. So the fights are kinda... just based on both parties being absolute children. A person is smart, but people are dumb.
As a bridge project challenge, make a bridge that has a slight crack in it. Small enough that cars can barely make it across, but strong enough so a train can go across.
@@pulgmaz4564 sorry, I wish, nah I was bored as shit and ran across his video and created an addiction. Would be fucking awesome if I truly did run into him.
I hope you never delete your old videos this is my ENTIRE childhood. I hope you understand how important you are to so many random 20 year olds
Literally just turned 20 yesterday... same here bro
Based
Ive been watching since I was like 11, learned most of my English here and now I become British when angry.
I'm now 22. Nerd³ has *literally* been half of my life
Right ive been watching since i was 8 and now im 18
@jacklostumbo3287 welcome to adulthood, remember to get your daily dose of really old videos so you can forget the pain of existing
i remember this like it was yesterday. i miss these good old times.
I feel you bro
I feel you to
Yea literally grew up watching his vids
Dec 20th 2021
Proof we are getting old
These were the days...just me, my phone, and a Nerd³ video.
binge watching all these random steam games
I miss it
An done day this reply will be to.
10:27
Krebs: "Mein Fuhrer... Steiner..."
Jodl: "Steiner reports that our forces didn't make it through. The bridge collapsed under their weight."
that was a good one friend
it took me back :3
I just Came from Watching His rant, XD.
I Can only imagine what the Fuhrer would say... but maybe something similar like this below.
Fuhrer: What the fuck? That bridge is so sturdy! So sturdy, it can hold baldy on the bridge! Even all of my SS! Some idiots made the bridge like this I will punish this idiot so severely!
Burgdorf: My fuhrer, the bridge was so...
Fuhrer: Well find the person who made the bridge!
Burgdorf: But then you will throw
Fuhrer: the pencil of doom! You cowards!
Fuhrer: So many men, have died on these many same bridges! Of all the men in the army, they all died in tanks! If my reasoning was so stupid as this, I would have baldy shoot me down.
Jodl: Fuhrer, U know I cant do that
Fuhrer: Well why not?
Jodl: Your my leader and mentor
Fuhrer: How am I your mentor you baldy?!
Fuhrer: Building bridges is global more global than your baldy head!
But
Only one tank made it through yes yes
7 years ago I woke up at a friends sleep over, he was still asleep and I had my iPad so I opened it up to watch some TH-cam. I saw this video, watched it, and then when he woke up we went outside to play with Nerf guns. Times were simpler then. I miss those times.
*"Shit in a lake"*
Such a creative name for a bridge.
Aha, but you're wrong. It's *art*, not a bridge.
Dikke Taarte
...I umm whatever sorry
^TYPO!!!!
Dikke Taarte That hole there is a bridge good sir.
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GDRyan703 lol
"I don't know why I'm surprised that a game with the initials B.P isn't about accidentally dumping things in the water!" That burn doe!
Gecko Slash *is
Surprising
I watched this video 3 days before my structural engineering license exam. I shall apply the skills I learned here for sure. Great stuff.
i'm scared for my life now.
Time to buy a helicopter!
1. I hope you're american. 2. I live in England so I'm safe.
Damn Americans(I don't hate America)
Samurai Hai If you don't hate America then why do you say "Damn Americans," I am offended and saddened. {=(
Lol americans... AMERIHCANHS.
19:26 General Lee car falls down and beeps its horn! (Huge Dukes of Hazard fan)
"That hole there, is a bridge...." -NerdCubed
And really dramatic and cool collapsing.
Why the hell are you talking!?!? Your breaking character!!!
Mark E haha nice
(play sound of when bridge fails) "Aw...bridge failed?" -Nerd
Mark E He's not talking, he's typing
I thought of you last night out of nowhere, and it’s as if my childhood was just re-unlocked. Your channel was a significant part of my young life.
They should just make Dan head of quality control on steam
Fu
rich greyno fdf
rich greyno what are you even saying?
Jayden Holzhauser It's probably a bot
Jayden Holzhauser It's probably a bot
Dan: that's fine
*entire bridge collapses*
"It's an art piece. It's called... Shit in a lake." Nerd 3 just defined modern art.
Next in line...
"Shit in a lake 2: Shit in the ocean"
"Shit in a lake 3: Shit. In. Space."
Finley Turner shit in a lake 4 shit on Uranus
Shit in a lake 5 shit in a black hole
Lakeception
Coming to theaters Spring 2015
Finley Turner Lakeception 2: A lake... in a lake... IN A LAGOON.
When he said "Nothing heavy come over please" at about 20:00, I expected 14 buses, 9 trains and a powerful earthquake to come and test his bridge XD
I honestly miss this video and it brings a tear to my eye
When the car goes over the bridge at 19:27 it does the Dukes of Hazzard horn!!
Skipper Bath Dixie horn.
Aparrently a boat is coming through....Oh apparrently a boat is coming through!
I remember watching this as a teenager, and I absolutely loved it! Coming back now, it's still as brilliant, and it's aged like a fine wine
This video is honestly my favourite on this channel. I just love it because of the jokes, the gameplay, and the 'OH SHIT!' Dan.
hey, think you could help me out? I'm looking for a video on this game, but it's on a single map. a really, REALLY big bridge map, ik it has a train that must cross it. I could have SWORN nerd3 did it as a challenge, but I cannot find it anywhere
Ok, i'll get the game when i can, and i will record the challenge!
HASHT#G what i meant was, there should be a video ALREADY MADE that im looking for
oh... i'll see if i can find a video! i can't guarantee that it will be bridge project, but this is the internet we are talking about.
@@Jiffy360 it's been 3 years, I think it's time to call off the search
I remember watching this right when he uploaded it. I miss those days so much. I binged all his videos that day.
Dabaron Da Fox this video just turned 7 years old only a week ago. that’s weird
The BP joke xD
I don't get it
Zach Loopy bp is a gas company. these days there is a lot of oil in the see
sea*
Zach Loopy oops
leon538gaming i thought it was about that mum who chucked her son into a well he was called Baby P BP
Simulators are German because as we all know, they're adverse to fun. You can tell this because in this game their only sense of humour is sending some tanks over the bridge, and even then its very serious.
Holy fucking shit, I laughed so hard I starting crying and coughing! Hilarious video dude.
i do the same thing when he plays aerofly fs when the gliders wings come off
Lol
Damn. The nostalgia
20:17 fucks given by tanks = none
***** i know i found it hilarious
ThePizzaGuy! PIZZASQUAD true
+Spy Token Games "Well Joe, this bridge just collapsed. We're falling into the water."
"Who gives a shit?"
"Oh yeah, but how is our tank slowly filling with water?"
"I don't know. Keep holding the acceleration pedal."
Carlos Vera XD
I can't believe this video is 7 years old now. WOW time past fast
I think I finally realized why the bridge at 19:28 ish didn't work with the cables. The cables were anchored to the bridge at the bottom instead of the connection points on the road. That is probably why the cables didn't help support the bridge at all.
13:20 "Oh that's fine!"
*Bridge immediately collapses*
"Well, it's fine enough"
Literally no one
Motorbikes down my street at 3am: 16:14
This is one of my favorite videos!
Same
TheGamingTardis - XanderTGT g
Mine too!
This is a classic
Watched this when i was younger, thank god i found this old relic again
I can’t be the only one who noticed that the train models are the same models from Trainz Simulator
I feel like there's just one studio but puts different names on each game and reuses assets from every simulator they've ever made lol
This is my first video I have watched of yours. I am subscribing just because you sound so..Happy with your bridges.
Go to his twitter account and you'll see him rant
Like every day
"I'm not surprised a game with the initials BP is about accidentally dropping stuff in the water" laughed so hard at that part
When I moved in with my mother in 2012 you were the 1st TH-cam channel i discovered and I loved your videos and still do. Much love
Love the BP joke :)
*accidentally dumps stuff in water*
ACCIDENTALLY
Wesley Branton Yes, but I think like the bridge, it was too far. Just like in Arnhem in 1944.
Dan, I have never laughed so hard throughout an entire video. Every level was a new but if humour. Please please do more.
You're a terrible engineer. And that's why I just subscribed :D
You Have Good Taste, Sir.
Yup
Best logic
Tomasz Przeor Well history has shown us that the British don’t exactly have a good relationship with bridges. Like on their Dutch holiday in 1944 with the Germans.
I remember watch this on my old potato laptop. Life came fast and hard.
13:19 "No, that's fine!" (Bridge collapses) XD
T H I S I S F I N E
For some reason on bridge project when I start it, it just stops working.
lol dixie horn 19:25
THANK YOU!
ur welcome
I remember watching these when TH-cam was on the 3DS
vita for me lol
I remember watching this when I was 6, 7 years ago
I’m the only one who goes through Dans old videos like tv shows I’m rewatching, ahhhh I miss when this channel was a gaming channel😢I’ll never unsub though and still gonna buy the book
I crapped myself laughing at.... HOLY SHIT THERE SENDING A TANK OVER!!!
hahahahahaha
12:56
Dan: Do I need to support there?
Bridge: collapses
Dan:YUP!!!
I miss these days - before the algorithm’s current form.
Really wish you'd bring comments back on your videos, the videos you post are absolutely hilarious!
At 20:45 there's a helicopter flying backward for no reason and I don't understand that logic
5:45 that the underwater actually starts above the…underwater
Logically logical
The golden age of TH-cam
Can't believe I've never seen this one, funny ash
Ahh the good old days
Totally miss the easy days of not giving a shit and watching nerdcubed :(
@@LauraDixon2025 me too😭
all the memories are coming back
Your the only person who I can tell by your voice how old a video is.
AAA THE MEMORIES
I remember watching this
the truck at 13:34 is where I lost it at I almost shat myself xD
"The underwater actually starts above the underwater."
I'm still trying to parse this out. I'm stuck in an endless loop.
I miss this
THE GENERAL LEE AT 19:35
polybridge: the prequel
For a game that was made on a budget of 5 dollars by someone whose parents were clearly killed by the conceptual personification of UI design, this is remarkably decent. For one thing, unlike 90% of simulators, it has gameplay.
I think I had this game on my phone
Nope thats another bridge builder "game"
07:52 FUS RO DAH!!
Doom:oh that's fine.*bridge breaks*
Doom?
yea doom49
Derper The derpiest the fuck?
Recently bought this after watching. This game is much fun you could spend hours on it - or at least until you break your mouse from becoming too frustrated.
best youtuber ever
haha no
tmnttiny haha yes
hi is the best youtuber
you idiot
That is purely an opinion, and people should be able to express their opinions without it becoming a fight.
Forest1538 It's when people express their opinions as absolute fact that fights erupt. So the fights are kinda... just based on both parties being absolute children.
A person is smart, but people are dumb.
Not just a boat, ITS A DANISH BOAT :D
GO DENMARK
So u danish
This is apparently set in Denmark
The WOO! bit always cracks me up
8 years ago….. what happened
He grew up
We grew up
But the memories stay the same
Fuck im 18 years old now.
Same man
Me too!
DAN WHAT IF I DON'T LIKE ARMOIDILLO RUN?!
Good for you, you don't have to like everything.
DINKEY DO YOU KNOW WHAT JOKE MEANS?
He has done a vid on it
Warren Gallagher Then you are wrong.
To this day, the joke about BP and deepwater horizon is still funny
"i suck at enginering (how ever you spell it" -nerdcubed 20--...er whats the date on this...oh...2013...well who cares...2015!
MOAR
God time flys by fast
As a bridge project challenge, make a bridge that has a slight crack in it. Small enough that cars can barely make it across, but strong enough so a train can go across.
Why does it say the game is called "Fallout 4?"
Just asking why it says that in the description >.>
Fallover 4.
This game doesn't actually look that bad
What is it that Dan has with buses?
Watch his OMSI videos.
Toby Hannigan Specially OMSI 2
And euro truck simulator
God this brings me back to when I was in middle school and was watching Sims all the time and ran into nerd3
Wait, you ran into Dan?
Like irl?
@@pulgmaz4564 sorry, I wish, nah I was bored as shit and ran across his video and created an addiction. Would be fucking awesome if I truly did run into him.
@@theboneheads4801 yeah, it would be a dream come true
if the game is german, why was there a danisg flag on the boat? did dan get german and danish confused?
Danisg? XD åhhh det er sjovt :) (ohhh that is funny)
i know...
i meant danish
Ikr?Danish are way better,they own the Lego headquarters whereas German just have Nazis
Sofus Jejlskov Brandt det er da helt ok! (That's completely fine!)
Wait, lemme go pee.
Ok so what were you saying?
Bruh you so MLG you must smoke all the weddings
+Oscar de How do you smoke a wedding?
what would taste like?
Cake I presume.
wedding haha.
Nate Wec
like weed... weeding... wedding... its kinda like a pun...
Bruh 1v1 me.
look at the bus going left at 15:00
Over 8 years old?
No wonder I'm walking round with a cane.
lol this game started on mobile phones
This started as a pc game 14 years ago and has been improved upon with each release.
In Russia, the simulator simulates you,
In Soviet Russia bridge makes you!
In soviet Russia you destroy Vegeta!... But we're not in soviet Russia are we! *Menacing Grin*
You did it. You created a bridge that exclusively craps out on buses only. Good work.
Poly bridge's older brother
I'm getting this game tomorrow
I hope you didnt it is in all respects a horrid game
No, it's actually pretty good.
+The Generalissimo The pointer is really inaccurate though.
+Meme Lord you can't even spell m8, m8. And you call yourself the name Lord m8
+Meme Lord meme*
at 23:16 LOL!
Thank you got being witter than the other lets play people. The "let's send a car over it just to make sure it's Not a bridge" was hilarious
He said zed, it's zee!!
in the uk its zed
Who's watching in 2019!!!
2020.
Ji
This is quite a good game. I recommend not taking review advice from a bad comedian.
20:22
the “PERFECT” Bridge
So. . .
This video from 2013 is apparently featuring Fallout 4. The game which even TH-cam acknowledges came out in 2015.
Good system you made there.