Thought you might appreciate this quote from the wiki page: "Blaster Simulator is a PC game. It realistically depicts the intriguing life of a controller explosives planter."
This game doesn't look that bad actually. Just unpolished. It's a simulator and demolishing buildings isn't just putting explosives wherever you want and watching it explode. There's a science behind it. *EDIT* I thought it was a WIP. I stand corrected.
Pretty sure its actually Sea of Thieves. If you can bucket it in your ship, solely for the purpose of drowning your arsey teammate for eternity, then that's a good simulator, to me. The moment i described was a moment near the end of a Sea of Thieves stream, done with Dan, Matt And Jon. No, its not Matt who's drowning eternally, surprisingly.
I think the quality of the game actually got better as the game progressed. I mean, the textures and such were getting a lot better as he went through it. Maybe this was a learning thing for the developers.... Hmmmm...
I'm on a journy to re-watch all of dan's videos, so far my thoughts are "wow i've been watching dan for 4 years" and "Dan is a saint for going through his back catalouge and removing mid-roll ads after google forced them in."
I guess the simplest way to enhance the game experience would have been not to release this in the first place :) ps. I'm impressed you actually played this game for so long. It is delightfully disgusting. I wouldn't have played it, but i like watching you play:) me gusta
The upside down thingy tends to happen in some games when you cause too big of an explosion and the camera shake overloads, they gave me infinite c4 in Serious Sam 3 at one stage and my screen flipped upside down so many times.
Turtlerock Gaming lol maybe he will play doom when it comes out. maybe doom will be gorey. maybe he will play killing floor 2? who knows lots of time lol personally id like to see him play Warframe lol
NOOOO!!!! GOAT SIMULATOR IS TAKING OVER THE INTERNET!!!!!! EVERYONE IS INFECTED EXCEPT YOU!!!!! FIGHT AGAINST GOAT SIMULATOR! NERD CIUBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im just sick of watching it i mean it's like. hmm jacksepticeye ohh goat simulator *watces video and kinda likes it* cool *clicks on xpertthief's channel* ummmm goat simulator *clicks on another channel* goat simulator! *clicks on another channel* GOAT SIMULATOR *clicks on all channels ive subscribed to* GOAT SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's just kind of anhoying you know?
you know that 15 000 people are having sex 40 000 people are kissing 75 000 are hugging and you are on, on the internet, congratulations you did the right choice!!!!!
Oh, I do love these. One cannot help but laugh at how no effort was put into them, and how legit it sounds to have a Navy Seal swearing to kill some random guy who didn't actually do anything.
When he said that there is as like a new sentence midway though another one without a period I thought of all the kids at my school that can't read properly
I believe he misspelled "Guerilla. "Guerrilla warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which a small group of combatants such as armed civilians (or "irregulars") use military tactics including ambushes, sabotage, raids, petty warfare, the element of surprise, and extraordinary mobility to dominate a larger and less-mobile traditional army, or strike an invulnerable target, and withdraw almost immediately." - WIkiepedia on "Guerilla Warfare".
Thought you might appreciate this quote from the wiki page:
"Blaster Simulator is a PC game. It realistically depicts the intriguing life of a controller explosives planter."
*REALISTICALLY*
exlosives*
5 years
This game doesn't look that bad actually. Just unpolished. It's a simulator and demolishing buildings isn't just putting explosives wherever you want and watching it explode. There's a science behind it.
*EDIT* I thought it was a WIP. I stand corrected.
I was gonna say, this game would actually be pretty cool if it were, you know, made properly and all that.
7 years ago wwowoowwow
1 year ago wooooooww
what if
you wanted to go to heaven
but God said
"Mission Failed, you were hit by a piece of rubble"
I thought the thumbnail was of a poorly made cannon xD
Wait, it's not??
Same here
me too XD
me too
me to omg :O
Judging from the graphics, it's "Blaster Simulator 1998."
graphics are way too good for 1998
+Ty Goren my bad...1898.
+Dualshock GT3 no, it looks like a 2000's game
FUCKING WINDOWS 98!!!!! lol
Piss off! Developers in the 1990s actually took pride in how their game looked.
Damn that water is beautiful. They should make a water sim.
Pretty sure its actually Sea of Thieves.
If you can bucket it in your ship, solely for the purpose of drowning your arsey teammate for eternity, then that's a good simulator, to me.
The moment i described was a moment near the end of a Sea of Thieves stream, done with Dan, Matt And Jon.
No, its not Matt who's drowning eternally, surprisingly.
Damn, watching old videos makes me nostalgic.
Yeah too damn right
+Silent Assault9 I'm doing the same right now
Yeah me too, I prefer his older videos a lot
BLAST from the past? I'll see myself out...
thinking back to when games came in boxes makes me nostalgic
I think the quality of the game actually got better as the game progressed. I mean, the textures and such were getting a lot better as he went through it. Maybe this was a learning thing for the developers.... Hmmmm...
"many buildings a made of stone, fantastic" funniest thing ever
"THAT'S NOT HOW VEGETATION WORKS" And on this day, new levels of comedy were reached
I'm on a journy to re-watch all of dan's videos, so far my thoughts are "wow i've been watching dan for 4 years" and "Dan is a saint for going through his back catalouge and removing mid-roll ads after google forced them in."
1:49 "Oh my god, this is the most sensitive thing in the universe!" No, that would be fanboys.
***** Not just Anime fanboys, but TH-cam fanboys, Justin Beigeber fanboys (and fangirls obviously), etc.
+Luke B. Correction, all fanbases
uhhh... youtube, this isn't minecraft, no matter how bad the graphics are
Press 2 for an invisible bleeding wall.
Press 8 for Jesus.
Press 9 for the edge of the universe.
dont make me make a montage please
15/10 would use exlosives again
Nerd³ Plays... Airport Simulator 2014
omg when you said bless you i had just coughed O_o
Okay Luke B.
ILLUMINATI COMFIRMED!!!!!!!
Blaster Demolition Simulator Two Thousand and No Date.
fking best title ever
Ikr? I love the date!
"There's an alarm going off in my house! Am I about to die?! COOL!"
This made me laugh far more than it should had.
+Thisguyisright me 2
directed by micheal bay
Ciaran Hogg its not a reference its dans real name
Actually nerdcubed's real name
I mean't that
Oh
"I like the way the grass swa-That's not how vegetation works!" cracked me up :)
I work with exlosives. There not as big of a boom as explosives...
It isn't exactly a competent game. What did you expect?
IAmTheBestMang
i tink you missed the plotline mister...
Thor Zeusian You mean the punchline. I misread the comment.
no i actually dont. :p
The P makes all the difference.
7 years later and this is still a classic!
_"Blast like a pro!"_
....Peter North?
hahaha nice...;D
yay!!! KILL ME!!! KIIIIILLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! *spadosh* aw.. it killed me. best part of the video! that and the EXLOSIVES
This video is hilarious. You other stuff is great, but I laughed so hard at this.
His disbelief at this entire game just adds some strange extra hilarity. I love it.
the simulators playlist is the best playlist on the NerdCubed channel
The game thing on TH-cam says 'Minecraft'
Huh, weird. Normally that's rather accurate.
Maybe TH-cam knows something that we don't...
actually I've seen it doing mistakes quite often
It's up there with thinking FNAF is a shooter.
'Cos you can simulate this simulator in Minecraft using TNT blocks. :)
this one amused me even more because every time you flipped in my mind I heard "fairy God parents!" from fairly odd parents on Nickelodeon.
*sneezes*
NerdCubed : Oh, bless you
HOW DID HE KNOW? DID IT HAPPEN TO ANYONE ELSE?
Whenever I eat pickles I watch this
I was hoping the game link would be to RF: Guerilla, a decent destruction game.
"Don't you hate it when you're Jesus?"
...tears... I can't...
my most nostalgic video
Once a year i come back to this, it‘s become a july tradition :D
I guess the simplest way to enhance the game experience would have been not to release this in the first place :)
ps. I'm impressed you actually played this game for so long. It is delightfully disgusting. I wouldn't have played it, but i like watching you play:) me gusta
The upside down thingy tends to happen in some games when you cause too big of an explosion and the camera shake overloads, they gave me infinite c4 in Serious Sam 3 at one stage and my screen flipped upside down so many times.
OfficialNerdCubed play big rigs
Ludwig Beilschmidt that would be a GREAT video XD
Teamat Fort thank you
Eeeeehhhh familiar picture.
What are you froooooomm
Ludwig Beilschmidt No. Just NO. That game is sooo bad that my youtube will crash watching it. Seriously.
Level 1: Learning the basics about dealing with EXLOSIVES!
+dylan fox imlosives
yes, those, too.
dylan fox lol
Nerd is the first youtuber i've ever watched. All the way on the first video of his. Ahh memories.
Game Link: Step away from the mouse...
I actually wanted this game :(
No you don't.
*honk*Oh bless you
I wish I could tern back time... To the good old days... Where nerdcube made good videos and he was cool.
he does still make good videos. the problem is that it is rare to find a good game......blame the video game maker people...not nerd cubed...
Sure, the graphics are basic but at least it runs on affordable computers. I kinda like the sort-of unique logic to it.
rdococ the graphics must be terrible that or they misspelled explosives or the graphics Fucked up the p
You should play destruction simulator, it's like this game but more fun and less shit.
I love it when he thinks they mispelled a word but he actually just can't english.
"junctures". Case and point.
He was jokingly mispronouncing it. A lot of people do that. He does that a lot.
Am i the only one that actually liked red faction guerrilla ?
Theres the TARDIS on the building
5:39 Ice skating vegetation? Botanists! Get on this!
Thumbs up if you enjoyed the next-get hyper realistic graphics
+Goal Gaming Studio i did
All Dan does to these crappy simulators is butcher them... which makes me laugh!!!
Remember, remember, the fifth of November...
Any of you guys think Dan should play Gears of War?
Hmm fps *no*
Imense gore *yes*
Turtlerock Gaming why not fps?
Meh but dan would like
generic shooter
Oops we meant *TPS*
Still would love the gore
Turtlerock Gaming lol maybe he will play doom when it comes out. maybe doom will be gorey. maybe he will play killing floor 2? who knows lots of time lol
personally id like to see him play Warframe lol
***** ? its not. i just think it would be funny to watch him play warframe. anygame he plays it tends to be funny video to watch
Dealing with exlosives
"learn the basics dealing with exlosives" another game rushed together in 6 minutes
44 seconds a caddyshack reference.. This guy is the best
Its 2.30am in sweden now and i am 13 and have scholl
Exlosives? Yes, programers who made this. That is how you english!
"learn the basics dealing with exlosives" another game rushed together in 6 minutes
It’s nice revisiting some old nerd cubed videos. Time to be this type of person (*preparing myself*) 2019 ANYONE?!
Your picture is amazing
"Don't you hate it when you're jesus!?" yea... ):
Did dan turn irish at 1:25 ?
12:17 with captions instead of aaaaahhahaaaahahaaaaa it just says hi
May be some guy mad it in tec school
better destruction engine than cod
XD 1:16 ''Learn the basics dealing with exlosives.''
That was so awesome................. until the video started.
Someones in a good mood!
Okay happy, couldn't you just hit the dislike button on my comment and leave it? Instead of making a fuss about it?
Let me guess, you like this game?
i know i loved the add
***** He Likes The Video, He Just Hates The Game, Idiot.
Nerd3 How do you make a small 3? Alt what?
Alt + 0179
THANKS!
how?
MrKungFuMaster123 ALT + 0179
?I Tried But Didn't Work!
I'm glad the description says the game is "Minecraft"
Goat Simulator PLEASE!!!
NOOOO!!!! GOAT SIMULATOR IS TAKING OVER THE INTERNET!!!!!! EVERYONE IS INFECTED EXCEPT YOU!!!!! FIGHT AGAINST GOAT SIMULATOR! NERD CIUBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Palmiere What is wrong with the game? The game is awesome.
Im just sick of watching it i mean it's like. hmm jacksepticeye ohh goat simulator *watces video and kinda likes it* cool *clicks on xpertthief's channel* ummmm goat simulator *clicks on another channel* goat simulator! *clicks on another channel* GOAT SIMULATOR *clicks on all channels ive subscribed to* GOAT SIMULATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's just kind of anhoying you know?
Ben Palmiere Than dont watch it. -.-
thank you! and you might wanna change your name.
#WaitThereAreHashtagsNow?
Oh shit I own this on CD-ROM!
I bought it like… 10-ish years ago? Damn
"game: Minecraft"
go home youtube
I love our would with shit simulators
That is definitely somethings the vanu would say
you know that 15 000 people are having sex 40 000 people are kissing 75 000 are hugging and you are on, on the internet, congratulations you did the right choice!!!!!
i bet more than 15k are having sex right now
yeah more are
Play garry's mod!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vwahhawwhh simulator
Oh, I do love these. One cannot help but laugh at how no effort was put into them, and how legit it sounds to have a Navy Seal swearing to kill some random guy who didn't actually do anything.
1:48 every feminist ever
#youtubesnewupdatesucks
i love his impression of sim devs
Plz plz plz play FIFA 14 it'll be so JOKES
Did anyone else notice the stolen csgo sounds?
sainsrowtricketerr2016 translation to English please
Now this was a "BLAST" *puts on glasses
#ihatethenewyoutube
16:51 "This one is an aircraft-carrier!"
Its a good thing I decided to watch this AFTER your Halloween special
What a blast.
+TristanReturns hahahhahahaXDD
nerdcubed can make any game funny
When he said that there is as like a new sentence midway though another one without a period I thought of all the kids at my school that can't read properly
This game is fucking hilarious especially with nerd cube narrating
I believe he misspelled "Guerilla. "Guerrilla warfare is a form of irregular warfare in which a small group of combatants such as armed civilians (or "irregulars") use military tactics including ambushes, sabotage, raids, petty warfare, the element of surprise, and extraordinary mobility to dominate a larger and less-mobile traditional army, or strike an invulnerable target, and withdraw almost immediately."
- WIkiepedia on "Guerilla Warfare".
I laughed every time the camera turned upside down
Just think: a project manager and some animators got a bonus for making this game.
"Blast like a pro"? Sounds like the job for the Team Rocket!
Game: blaster simulator
Game shown at bottom of desc: minecraft
Me: WAIT THATS ILLEGAL
Or command v for a mac! You have to remember how 'smart' and 'awesome' and 'powerful' these top-of-class Navy-seals are!
Should have been "Nerd³'s Hell... Blaster Simulator"
*HONK* "oh bless you!"
16:00 the tower from firewatch
Nerd³ plays goat petting simulator.
18:53 Bridge over the River Kwai.. LOL
Exlosives sounds like a BAD disease