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26:57 Its fun. It's a cute little thing you can do to surprise them and it's even more fun when you can jump up and grab them as well.
Get this woman to the top
Oh I thought it was for you know down there for us lol
Ohh... that's why, I thought it was to show dominance or something. Please don't judge me am dumb
Wow… that’s a dumbass reason💀
@@limbikanisakala Ah yes, my favorite way to acert dominance over the male species.
"Why girls hug over the shoulder"
Other than comfort from the height difference, it's because arms up lifts the boobs which is more comfortable. Hugging around the waist presses the boobs down, which is much less comfortable. You're welcome.
"the fire Pokemon is the only one that really hurts you" mfs when I break out the pressure washer
Or that you can cut with a leaf
There are berries that can kill humans
That, or poison ivy
Or that opposable thumbs gave humans incredible power, and therefore opposable vines can do the same
Why did that one reply get hidden, it wasn't NSFW?
Fire Hoses pack a Hellacious punch but the most that can happen if your get hit by the stream is you get knocked down and severely bruised...possibly crack or break the smaller bones in your arm/leg or hand/feet if you're withing a few feet of the nozzle and get hit wrong...
An industrial water jet cutter on the other hand can and will cut you in half if you get in the way of the jet...they're used to cut THICK steel plate with extreme precision...
The only real way a fire hose can kill you is if the stream is pointed at your face and you drown...
1:23 she really said "the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I longed for the certainty and Perfection of Steel."
I love 40k
Honestly I agree with that philosophy. My body gave me cancer and constant unending back pain at 16.5
health problems do suck
The only problem is maintaining a source of power, unless you go full ultrakill route
@@incrediblyangryskeleton i mean isn't eating food already maintaining a source of power
Bad therapists can fuck you up so badly. If it's not working then you have to move on for your own sake which is a lot easier said than done. If you're concerned about upsetting the professional then know that if they're actually a good therapist then they shouldn't be upset and if they are then thats all the more reason to gtfo because it's supposed to be all about you and your own needs in this scenario.
yeah if a therapist isn't listening or taking you seriously, that's a waste of your time money and health
And a good therapist knows that they aren’t going to be the best for everyone, so a good therapist won’t be mad if you decide to try a different therapist
Master of the Clitoris is not an insult. I don't know why they chose that for an insult. It's not. It's a title, like from an mmo.
Bruh I'd rock that title 💀💀
Just imagine entering an open room and see this name: "Greg, Master Of The Clitoris"
I'd likely run.
I've been working on that achievement for a long time. Women love when you go down on them unless they are dealing with a trauma response. Not sure if I'm officially a Master, but if so, I'm working on GM achievemnt. Also Master of the Glans as well.
That is a title that imposes respect
It should be an erotic fighting game title. Kind of like Cosmic Lord in MVC
The pokemon one is kinda funny when you remember that picking charmander would give you the hardest time against the first two gyms
Hardest time overall lol
bulbasaur was always the best starter in gen 1, but of course Charmander gets all the popularity
0:36 - Here is my take:
Grass-type - siphons every single nutrient out of your body
Water-type - uses the power of water pressure to shred you into small, gory ribbons
Fire-type - Already well explained in the post.
Dark - Assassinry
Psychic - BLOWS UP PANCAKES WITH MY MIND
Poison - 4chan-level biohazard
Fairy - Brothers Grimm type shit
Ground - Buried Alive
Normal - *Distant fatal monkey noises as Regigigas takes a hit of his Galarian Weezing bong and become Death, destroyer of worlds*
@@reesewhittington6778mah fukin pancakes
I feel like we're severely underrating grass pokemon here. Like yeah seeds and leaves aren't impressive until one lands on you and you start to get tired, By the time you realize it's sucking your life force out you're too weak to dodge the cloud of poison rapidly enveloping the area. Now you're lying there paralyzed and slowly dying while this funny plant just stands there watching you suffocate with a smile like some psychopath. and you KNOW it's gonna plant seeds in your corpse
And let’s not even forget poison ivy
And there's the blades somehow made out of leaves that are perfectly capable of slicing you to bits
@@LilacMonarch There are real leaves that can cut you.
flowey undertale:
Also Solarbeam
0:44 In the anime lore, Charmander can be killed by standing out in the rain for 0.3 seconds. They really nerfed my boy
No
@@soomitsunami5936I mean, they’re pretty close. If it’s tail fire is extinguished it dies.
@@jdtblaze6408 I thought that was ret conned and it’s supposed to represent how long it’s got left to live / life force like when squirtle bit charmander and its tail started fading
Rain doesn't extinguish its tail.
@@AIHumanEqualityit got dam well close to it
That therapist part gave me PTSD. As a psychologist myself, there's nothing more triggering for me than seeing clearly uneducated, careless bastards who pretend to be therapists while being openly dismissive, smh.
it actually gave you ptsd? lmao this gotta be satire.
@@TheFruitNewt kinda fucks up your brain when you go somewhere for help and they only exacerbate things. that stays with you. it's not nice to make fun of people trauma responses lmao
yea how can these people still be allowed to operate lmao
19:55 That mother is a GOD DAMN WIZARD and she fed you a POTION
24:12
Some guy: *isn’t talkative*
Anon: and I took that personally
Bro like that guy literally didn’t do anything
12:47
He was hiding his feelings but the show of affection broke the mask
dude, "mommy issues"? i'm pretty sure she's the issue, if she resorts to screaming louder when he remains calm
@@Amoryheart I mean, is screaming at people you care about good? No. Are humans perfect? Also no. You're gonna do some regrettable stuff, and it sounds like she did really try to fix things. It is 4chan though, so 50% chance it never happened
@@osheridan there's not enough context, but generally people abusing their partners will pull this stuff all the time. it's why their partner will stay with them because they still show affection after the fact.
and yes, you're totally right that this probably didn't happened anyways. i'd even suggest the fact that it's on 4chan means there's a 50% chance it wasn't even a girl posting that
@@AmoryheartYeah, whether the abuse is on purpose or not, abusers will usually use some level of love bombing to also act like the savior when the person they've just beaten down starts to break. Though I'm doubtful to believe just about anything off that site.
I don’t know how he feels, but when I was a kid and getting yelled at for anything, my parents would just yell louder if I cried or said anything for having the audacity to be upset when I was the one who did something wrong. So now when I get yelled at I just don’t say anything or show any emotions.
"10:15 AM "Go home and speed read Dr. Seuss books"
5:00pm "Dinner""
Those Dr. Seuss books are harder than they look, huh?
Robin is a polarising personality. His takes go from "alright" to "well that's completely stupid and ignorant."
This channel keeps me guessing, that's what I like about it.
I love Robin, great narrator, but his rants are getting quite tiresome personally
@@whoisanarnb thats kinda his schtick tho
without them he's just like "yeah I agree with that" or "I disagree with that"
he cant simply disagree he must rant
TL;DR: he's like that because he can be
I think he's just like, SUPER opinionated. Being a voice actor and all, he's really good at expressing, and maybe exaggerating, his thoughts. It's only natural to be annoyed when other people's opinions don't match yours, him accentuating that annoyance is just him being himself. The fact that is presented in this youtube format often makes it seem like him and people like him are presenting that their ideas must be objectively superior to any that oppose, but that's almost never true. It would be nice to hear more perspectives on this channel but Lexi doesn't usually seem to have a lot of time to make videos and Jack is probably the most unfunny youtube personality there is.
@@whoisanarnbI certainly agree, but I will say I feel like I learned a lot from him
@@mikethewhizz5085 Jack and Lexi are my favourites actually. But I respect that he's a weirdo and that's not humour for everyone.
The only villain who ultimately had a plan, and his logic was hard to argue with, was Albert Wesker. The other villains were plain psychotic, cultists, or panicked. Or in the case of RE6, one villian got forced into a monster not by his own choice.
I'd never really thought about why I hug someone I like around the shoulders but I hug everyone else around the torso. I don't know what she's talking about but my best guess is that hugging them around the shoulders puts your faces closer together and means their arms naturally go to the small of your back, so now the're holding you and free to move their hands wherever they like?
30:05 I was also kicked out of therapy, not by my therapist but the higher ups, even when she told them not to. It sucks that they can do that
I didn't even know that was a thing that the higher ups could do. I feel like forcefully cutting someone off of therapy like that should be illegal.
Best of luck, have a great day!
What in the fuck?! Holy shit, that should be illegal.
Corporations are already in charge.
And not the cruel-but-fair calculation machines.
Middle management. Karen and Chad.
r/greentext should've been called r/4chanGore
gorechan?
@@katherinecurtis1747lorechan
@@katherinecurtis1747lorechan
r/lighthouse
226 likes is a lot?
Cried at the father protecting who he thought was his son i am not gonna lie to you
Anyone else a little off put by the kid going, "Why am i black?"
Assuming this comment is about the GTA games greentext, the kid _does_ reportedly spend most of his time on GTA Online. Not the best environment for someone to be in, if he's as young as it's implied he is. It's probably a learned behavior, and if it is, it's definitely for the best that he's being forced to have time away from the game.
I think y'all are reading too much into it, it's a light skinned kid who's always had full character customization, being thrown into a game playing as a black character might've just been unexpected for him, because he usually gets to make his own.
The fnaf one had me right up until the "Fandom culture" bit. Because it was really a stroke of luck that the first game blew up the way it did and didn't just go down as a decent game of a genre that was losing steam. And the effects it's jump scare heavy horror had on the indie scene have been a bit downplayed
Also the trump thing, like, I don't like the guy either, but if I was Scott Cawthon, I'd ALSO walk away when people start insulting my political views to try and look good.
27:04 Alright, I got two answers, speaking as a woman:
1. (While both standing) so the guy has to put his arms around our waists, ensuring maximum body to body contact. Also, lets him feel the titties in a socially acceptable manner.
2. (While he's sitting, e.g. from behind over a chair) so that access to his neck is easier, facilitating kisses on it, playing with his hair, and/or smelling of his cologne/natural fragrance. That was so hard to phrase in a non-creepy way, and I have no idea if I succeeded. 😳
As an aroace this is all so odd, I just feel uncomfortable having my arms around someone's face so the neck is better and I'm 5 feet tall so people have to bend over and it helps decrease the amount of physical contact
Edit: Why did it autocorrect waist to face
@@saphirestorm7952 Each day I come closer and closer to thinking I'm ace
Uh that's helpful
I like how everyone was expecting some odd or maybe surprising answer by the tone of that image but all of the reasons women gave on the comments were just so cute and wholesome lol
My dude. "Master of the Clitoris" is an AWESOME title. OWN. THAT. SHIT.
28:12 this is actually a misconception, the mobs arent all ready to go, when shown in the mob vote videos they are just concepts with the sprites drawn, though ig robin doesnt really get into the minecraft comunity stuff often so i'd see why hed this
20:55 it is well known that true Dystopia are the kinds that seems like a Utopia at first glance
As a past girl, I only did it because it was comfortable. She was probably just goofing. People shorter than me? Hug over shoulder. Taller than me? Hug over shoulder. Same height? _Hug over shoulder._ Its just comfortable. I still do it.
Sorry if this didn't really explain much, I'm still confused what she means.
This is literally the exact same thing I said! The gender of the friend doesn't matter its just easy and comftable to hug them like that!
Past girl? Is this a joke or are you trans? (I will not respond cause I have no notifications on yt)
Fun fact: The first person who was here was the creator of the video, not you.
The first person to comment on this video was some guy who literally said G R E E N
yeah, but the actual "first" person was the creator of the video.@@yeezoyoutube
@@Abigblueworld when people say "first" usually they're referring to being the first one to COMMENT though. There's a fine line between the two.
I get that, but in some cases the "first" to comment was the TH-camr who made the video, since while the video is uploading, the TH-cam can comment on it@@yeezoyoutube
@@Abigblueworld that is also true lol
Gamers when the residents are evil:
when the tenants are terrible
when the renters are abhorrent
When the frogs are gay.
When the humans in a household are horrible
when the citizens are criminal
17:35 If her answer is "But you're a boy" try to tell her that that doesn't stop you from having feelings and needing care. If she won't accept it, you may have to split off.
12:17 He felt guilty. He took her scorn cause he felt he deserved it. When she stopped because she thought she was being crappy he felt even more crappy until his crappy meter went over. Men are taught not to show emotion so when she thought she was overreacting the tipping point was passed.
12:48 Sounds a bit like the dude had a panic attack and dissociated. When people dissociate they sometimes become non-responsive like what she described with physical and emotional numbing being common symptoms. I've only dissociated once but after I snapped out of it I was absolutely terrified and broke down crying for a few hours.
That or (unless this is also considered a form of dissociation, idk) this guy puts up a front of calmness because he doesn’t feel safe to show emotions. I struggle with the idea of being perceived as “weak” so when I’m threatened I go into fight mode and refuse to back down until the other person does. Then, once there’s no longer a perceived threat, I completely break down.
He very well could have been dissociating, though, that also sounds plausible.
Bro, even my tailor is swift 😂
I giggled like a toddler reading this-
And I'm tailor-ing my app to my needs with swift
28:06 im pretty sure they didn't and that's probably the reason for animations instead of gameplay. Like i wouldn't be surprised they have 0 lines of code right now for those mobs.
That really doesn't change anything, they could still add all 3 very easily.
Hell I've seen some teams of like 2 competent modders add more mobs in less time, they literally have no conceivable excuse.
They are SO lucky the Minecraft modding era has thoroughly died right now because if it hadn't every mob vote would be received with the community just doing the mobs themselves before the vote would even end
0:44 Wrong. Ember, Charmander's first Fire move in RBY before Level 38 is glowing hot coal, smoldering ash, or in Japanese ひのこ Sparks.
Charmander's attack is like a sputtering fireplace.
Razor Leaf is sharp-edged leaves that fly unnaturally straight & slash the victim.
Water Gun is blasting them with a forceful shot of water; It'd probably be likely to launch or bruise the victim.
So you can... slice the foe to pieces, pulverize their torso with water or... make them a little warm briefly in a few spots? Charmander's opening attack is BABY tier.
Remember the gyarados line. They get strong if they are first weak.
After all that, the cool tutor move each line gets (in FR/LG onward) are all relatively cool, conceptually.
Frenzy Plant- Roots erupt from the ground and pull you down as they return to their original position.
Hydro Cannon- One of those pressurized water jets that can cut steel, but in a blast as broad as a fire hose so it puts a fucking hole in you.
Blast Burn- A superheated infernal wave burns every part of you that can burn, boils every drop of liquid out of you, in seconds.
It's honestly metal how the Gen 1 lines end.
@@elijahpadilla5083 Yeah, and nowadays the starters special moves are... Playing soccer, and playing the drums, or something.
@@WestGarbage6Inteleon has snipe shot, which allows it to literally use its finger to shoot water that pierces you like a sniper bullet. Skeledirge has Torch Song, which allows it to incinerate you by using the air from its singing to direct a torch's flame into your face. Quaquaval has Aqua Step, in which it covers its feet with high pressure water and drop kicks you. But I do have to admit, Meowscarada has Flower Trick, in which it distracts you and points a magicians wand at you. And you take damage. Yeah Meowscarada has a very trash special move. But the others are amazing
Try to pick up embers/glowing hot coals/smoldering ashes, it's not just slightly warm
13:59 no robin it’s because moms always say embarrassing crap in front of your friends
I do think robins reaction was a bit much. I kinda get it since it does open with what the moms job is, so I'd assume the OP is saying it relevant, but I'd probably just ask, are you embarrassed because your mom who's a cleaner is nearby, or because it's your mom? I've known people who are embarrassed just to be driven around by their moms, so it's not hard to buy.
The way Robin pronounced Tagalog is making me feel emotions that I never want to feel again.
As a filipino who learned english from peppa, I am often teased by them pronouncing it the way Robin did whenever I said tagalog
12:42 Guys often feel afraid to show weakness. It's gotta be instinct or testosterone at this point, because I SURE AS HELL didn't care what people think about me when I went through puberty, but I digress.
Guys are preternaturally driven to ignore strife even if it hurts them, and be hesitant to open up.
When you, a person he trusts, get in an argument, he toughs it out, but is hurting deep down with every shout. When you, a person he trusts and cares for, allow him to open up, he breaks down that emotional barrier and lets it all out. Odds are this was the first time someone close to him has hugged him like that for months, and odds are he had a lot more than just the argument built up deep inside him, because of the innate male drive to appear tough and not show weakness.
25:35 thing is, that McDonald's ad did start something that people care about
It sparked an awful lot of porn of the parents. 😅
7:12 what's more is that as far as I'm aware they're not being particularly scummy about it. They're just really, really freaking good at what they do. Edit: and as far as I'm aware, they're not totally in Monopoly because they do have other competitors that are very viable. Not anywhere near on the level of steam, but GOG still exist and as far as I'm concerned the immediately go to right after Steam.
Yeah the difference really is that steam is just objectively better. There is nothing stopping their competition but their own incompetence. Contrast this to for example Disney just straight up buying out everything..
0:56
>Wants to date an autistic girl
>Is surprised that she's "awkward"
🤔🤔🤔
Anon's loss lol
bro being autistic doesn't mean you can't be weirded out by a robot fetish, I know several autistic people all of which has never felt the need to tell me about their robot fetish.
@@XillStuff I'm pointing out the usage of "awkward" because it's funny to me for anyone to (seemingly) insult an autistic w such an obvious word that describes ANY kind of social unawereness, as if any isn't expected. Didn't specifically mean "being autistic makes you tell people about your fetishes" ❤️
Robin the angry guy I'm worried about you, when will you be happy. Your heart is ridiculously strong for handling being perma angy for this long.
4:00 As a healer you control the life and death of the party, their very fates are at your whim, but as a tank your job is to get smacked around and beg the healer for them to save you.
Oi, give my tankers some respect. If not for them, the healer would be on the line instead
@@vitaliitomas8121 here, we see a roman emperor effect, where both parties have power over each, but each disagree who's more significant even if both are equivalent
But healers are superior
@@vitaliitomas8121Healers are tops and tanks are bottoms. You can't change my mind.
@@hsihdbssbcjtzksk7426 can't change something that doesn't exist, can I?
3:53 dare you to say that to a single medic main
They’re either some chick playing with their boyfriend, or a fucking maniac (playing with their boyfriend)
There is no in between
Fucking maniac here, playing with my friend
As an aroace medic main I just like having people's lives in my hands as they're forced to be nice to me or suffer the consequences
And then there's the battle medics
2:44 It’s actually quite easy to get herpes without having sex. Cold sores are a very common form of herpes. I’ve gotten a few in my life from careless stuff like drinking from my mom’s glass accidentally when she had one. My mom’s very prone to cold sores, she gets one every few months, so we’re carefulm about sharing food or drinks.
Both my parents had it and thought it was normal until i had an outbreak and freaked out about it
they never show the mob functioning in game as robin says they just have the concept it is not like they code them before the vote
25:59 The majority of responses to it I have seen were thinking it was adorable, not seething over it. The closest to anger I saw was people getting angry at a guy for asking for nsfw of the child. We aren’t getting angry at it, we are getting angry at people who were weird about it.
The first time i heard about it was in a meme today distressing about the fact that there was immediately r34.
From everything I saw and heard, everyone angry about it, were actually the people who were angry will the add. Plot twist though, is that nobody was angry with the add, or at least it was such a small amount of people that nobody could even point out who they were talking about when asked. People were seemingly just preemptively mad about people possibly being mad about something. Or as I like to call it, "the day the Internet (or just Twitter) forgot to take it's meds".
I've met people like this (family members sadly). They literally just assume people are angry and believe it the more they repeat it
Fun fact, only the mobs in the first mob vote were said to **never** be added.
and when did they say "that first one was a fluke, other than the first vote all the mobs we show will probably be added at some point"? because I think i missed it
@@ShibeDogetic you’re trying poorly to use my words against me. Remember the frogs/swamp, didn’t win the vote either. The vote just chose what they worked on *first*
@@ShibeDogetic the 2nd when the fox was added, they said at some point they'd add the other ones, not sure about votes after, but we should get a savanna update soon
29:46
Also, if you have the capability to, make sure you look for someone who has experience, and/or a special interest, in at least one of the things you are diagnosed with. . . Especially with things like autism and adhd! It makes a WORLD of difference.
Goes for any kind of medical professionals really, since everyone has their own expertise, and finding someone who has an expertise matching your kind of issues, makes the process so much easier. Obviously this is if you have the options to be able to pick and choose haha
The dad that tried to save his son from being curb stomped told his son to man up? However, he can’t even “man up” enough to tell his son he loves him? The girl who screamed and shoved her bf needs a time out, of the government sanctioned variety (jail time). No excuse to get physical during an argument. Dude needs better.
He ended up telling his son though
did you watch the video? bc the dad literally tells the son he loves him. what’s your problem?
@@aswespeak165”love him to death but can’t bring myself to say it to his face”. Quote from the post. My problem is telling a child to man up and defend themselves.
@@lemaygaming6952 “love you, son” also a quote from the video from that SAME post. i understand your problem but the dad did say i love you, that’s what i mean.
Somebody did not understand the post
23:08
Because valve are the only people who managed to not wedge in those features unnecessarily and shove it down everyone's throat at absolutely absurd prices.
They did it well.
Everyone else took that idea and fucked it up until it's the battle pass or cosmetics or whatever we know and hate today.
As with most things in this industry, Valve did it first, Valve did it best.
And yeah, like Robin said, they make games like most of the Half-Life franchise, Team Fortress 2, Portal 1 and 2, all games that are revered as the best games anyone had ever made.
I'd say that makes up for it.
Good game and good implementation=✅
Mid game and blatant microtransactions=❌
0:48
And yet leaves and moister will harm brock's team better
28:00 yo whoever is narating this i forgor, they said that they will shelve the loser mobs and might decide to bring them back later, rember the frogs?
15:40 Is your son racist? Why does being a black character matter? What?!
With the herpes one, you can get it though simple body contact like someone touching you on the shoulder if they have it they can pass it in almost any way.
I think one of the parents must have that
Specifically, the areas of someone's body that flare up can pass it on, and anything they come in contact with. For instance, if someone's herpes flareup is around their mouth, and they kiss you, bite you, or you touch something that came in contact with their mouth without being thoroughly washed first, then whatever part(s) of you interacted with it become where your herpes flares up. I've heard of people getting it in their hand when borrowing chewed pens, for instance.
Wrong. Herpes only pass with FLUID contact. Touching someone without making contact with their various fluids will NOT pass on herpes, genius.
@@elijahpadilla5083Only if the flare up is an OPEN WOUND. Otherwise, no. Herpes is like all other STDs, it only passes within bodily fluids. So the likelihood of getting it from some object is pretty low unless, for example, you took the pen out of their mouth.
I got it from using the bathroom with cold sores (before I knew the itch on my lips was a cold sore and still touching it). The cold sore was probably from an improperly cleaned glass at a cafe or something.
29:24 nooooo that’s a horrible therapist, they were NOT supposed to say that even if you try to burn them down or stuff 😅😅😅 Just go find an another one, in my case it took 7-8 tries to find the best psychiatrist for me. Never settle with a non-functioning mental health “professional.” Make sure they keep a healthy distance from you: they shouldn’t talk like your mom or anyone who has a profound relationship with you.
12:41 I might have an answer to this. Many people in the US (myself and my wife included) were conditioned to weather stress and trauma and unfounded fault and blame and responsibilities. But we were never conditioned to handle being supported and given genuine love and care. My wife and I's first 2 years back here in Taiwan were filled with many days where we wanted to cry because people were genuinely helpful and were sincere in what they said.
29:39 I stopped going to therapy when I was 16 cus my therapist dead ass told me (I WAS ONLY 16 AT THE TIME) I needed to get a job to set an example for MY MOM'S 50 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND who refused to get one. 😑
Incineration is for enemies, moistening is for friends
5:08 I really shouldnt be surprised Robin cant pronounce Mesugaki
THANK YOU ROBIN!! Resident Evil 5 has been my favorite RE game since it came out finally seen someone with a positive outcome!
20:11 I wish only bad things for this "person"
The thing about Unity? Their CEO left. They are no longer carrying out that shit due to the massive uproar. Still hard to trust them tho. No doubt about that.
13:00 My mum once told me that her worst fear for me and my brother growing up is that one or both of us would turn out to be gay. Not because she's homophobic herself, but because she knew how goddamned miserable the rest of the world can and do make things for gay people. She would have loved us just the same, it didn't matter to her, but she knew what we'd go through out in the world if we were. As it happens, neither of us are gay.
G R E E N
First
T E X T
also btw congrats on being first 🎉
Greennn
Congrats
13:12 "When we thought witches were real" Ah yes, I am not real, I am just a figment of thousands of peoples' imaginations
19:58 I thought his hair was gonna fall off 😭
20:30 anon is realizing that dystopia's are actually commentary on today's society
As a former girl: because y’all can smell bad. That’s really it.
You a dude now?
@@The-Devils-Advocate yesnt
@@SC3NEWH0ReXD is it alright if I ask you for you for your gender identity?
@@The-Devils-Advocate male/ nonbinary
@@SC3NEWH0ReXD ah, ok
this is my favourite subrettet and my favourite commentator. Love the vid!
I like how real the Emkay family has gotten regarding Reddit and 4Chan videos lol, once you’ve seen a lot,you tend to see through the bullshit
Let's see, Bulbasaur (checks notes) uses whips, throws razor sharp leaves, creates poison or paralysing powders, and parasitic seeds
27:40
Its not just the items thats added
its the animal
that will be added to a biome
and the mangrove forrest allready had Frogs
what did the savanna have ?
also the claw could have been shit we know nouthing about it
"the claw could have been shit"
So could the other 2 mobs, whats your point?
@@An_Entire_Lime Wolf armor was a safer choice then the claw
@@An_Entire_Lime and llike i said the armadillo was at least in a underused biome
@@lordjakob7052
Fair enough actually.
I personally hate the idea of voting on things based on "they'd probably just implement it wrong and make the game worse instead", but these are the guys who brought us Phantoms so they have set a precedent for it.
Also the biome thing is on point, if there's one thing I want for minecraft (that we'll probably never see) is having all biomes actually be even in terms of content, as opposed to half the biomes having things, and the other half being untouched since release
1:05 That's a really cute picture of Grievous with that anime girl, really wish I could find it.
23:28 I have no inherent problem with microtransactions if they don't impact the game. If it's for a minor cosmetic, then it doesn't bother me. If the game isn't particularly made broken and unplayable or damn near unplayable to force you to buy booster packs, then I don't mind. The problem isn't necessarily with the thing, it's how it is implemented. The Only Exception would be gambling.
As far as my understanding of minecraft goes, they literally add all 3 mobs to the game, yet people must choose which of them will be granted the ability to spawn. It's literally at the point where someone can just make a mod for the other 2 in less than an hour with minimal effort (and people do that).
You're wrong
@@carlosgois2097You're wrong.
@@protoborg what? I mean that Mojang doesn't add all the mobs of the vote to the game before actualy making the vote, they just make the concepts, otherwise they would be wasting time to implement something that will not even be in the game.
What do you mean with that? If you're saying that modders can add the three mobs to the game before the mob vote is even over, you're right, they can and many actualy do.
@@carlosgois2097 they said they'd add the other options at some point, but I stopped taking mojang's word after the bundle
@@ourlordandsaviorsquirtle3278 they might add the losing mobs in a year or ten, we don't know, but they will only implement the losing mobs when they're going to be added, not now
Honestly really relatable with that therapist post. I’ve never had a good therapist. No one knows how to treat cluster c personality disorders.
You do realize that fire types could literally die from being pissed on.
summoning salt vids are one of the very few youtubers where I wait for their next vid and watch asap.
20:50 anon doesn't seem to understand that his living conditions as a probably US middle class or working class citizen are WAY worse than most of the Western world
5:36 is an actual quote from the man with the golden gun
19:30 as a filipino, its not Tag-a-log, its Ta-ga-lug
1:30 find religion. I suggest joining the Adeptus Mechanicus. They should have all the answers you need
17:00 I'm not sure if it's entirely relevant because I'm pretty young, but I'll mention it anyway.
I'm a guy, but most of my close friends are girls. One of those girls is the kindest, most innocent, most pure hearted people I've ever met. However, she had the same reaction as your gf in the story when I was trying to open up to her (I'm pretty depressed, I haven't really been able to make friends before, key alone open up to them about this). She seemed very interested and like she cared a lot, but she walked away and ignored me immediately afterwards. It just hurts more bc her best friend also has been a bit depressed, and she walks around that very well. She does the same thing every time I try to bring it up again, she just ignores it.
20:55 they say this when the literal plot is around a device and system that would allow a corp to literally own you. Not just forcing your body to do labor, but physically possessing your very essence. Being killed to make a copy of what makes you, you.
Not to mention the gangs range from prohibition era mobsters to people who are so chromed out they're almost literally sociopaths.
In Night City, few get the luxury of dieing of age, and emergency medical responses rely solely on if you're insured.
11:59 same thing happended with my mom. she was basically a beat up sack for my grandma and aunts, but my mom treated me with all respect, she was very open about quote on quote """topics that arent for kids""" such as sex, sexuality, gender, etc.. and she respects my choice of gender; non-binary. she respects everything that i have done and she has always treated my problems such as adhd. i love her.
The planet Pokémon, strangle you to death with plant vines
The water Pokemon, uses pressured water to blast you in the face so hard you straight up die
The fire Pokémon, gives you a little burn on your finger
Pinky finger
I loved how when he was talking about summoning salt, the summoning salt music was playing in the background XD editor got good taste in podcasts
Man, some of these anons sure do seem to like the taste of boot leather.
This is so god damn fitting, I'm actually going to be playing ResiE 5 with a Friend in half an hour, highly recommended as well!
31:24
"Even though science has advanced at a rate never seen before because of them"
Wolfenstein actually had this as a plot point. The antagonists of those games have really advanced tech and they clearly aren't good
Wolfenstein said "there is an anient Jew conspiracy of Illuminati who hoard tech. And now they're sabotaging the Nazis's attempts to build things."
27:30 The dog is no longer fragile (i think)
BUT ALL THREE
ALL THREE
I WANT THE CUTE
I WANT THE TOOL
I WAS THE ADVENTURE
ALL THREE
27:41 annoyed but seriously? Dog armor is extremely useful especially if it means the dog will take more hits. Dogs can be extremely useful with fighting mobs.
I was just trying to find a video to watch when I got this notification, 1 minute in, great video as always!
2:34 He also speed reads Dr Seuss for 6 hrs and 45 mins. Either he's getting the reps in or he's having a hard time there.
25:58 nah, there was outrage
But it was on Twitter, so yeah, basically? No one really cares, except for the ones that have nothing to do and spend all day looking for something to be angry about
Literally no one was mad besides a small group of people, I am all over twitter stuff and no one was remotely mad. They were more mad at the fanart of the girl grown up and sad.
Funny thing was that most of the people that were mad, seemed to be mad because they heard people were mad against the ad. But when asked, nobody seemed to be able to point out who they were even talking about. So it just looked like everyone mad, was preemptively mad, because they though people might be mad about it.
4:54 so glad the editor added the music
genius move
The last few lines of the story… fantastic!!! The whole story was awesome..
waiting for a popular youtuber to make a video explaining why mojang isn't adding all 3 mobs