r/Blursedcomments | don't look behind you
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ค. 2022
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Remember, you can't solve a problem just by crying. But panicking makes things worse in most cases.
Key word: most
@@howiethao277 yes
"Once your gf gets comfortable with you, she talks like that all the time"
Can confirm. I am that gf (wife, actually). Every time I hugged my husband, then boyfriend I would say something like: "Oh my goodness, you are so comfy, warm, soft. I just wanna rip your chest open and crawl into you." It kinda stuck and now, over a decade later whenever I go in for a hug and I say: "Honey?..." He always answers me with: "No, you can't crawl into me."
06:46
"So what are you?"
"A Villain!"
"No, what do you identify as?"
"Evil!"
"No, I mean what is in your pants?"
"DOOM!!"
When you lick your fingers after washing your hands in alcohol while watching Toy Story at 2 am and your so drunk that you fall off the couch onto your cats tail
r/oddly specific... Is your cat okay though? 😭 Poor babies (u and your cat) next time don't drink that much 😡 🔪
r/oddlyspecific moment indeed
Day (nice) of telling all the narrators of EmKay to join a discord call and review r/justguysbeingdudes together. All of them. Even Lexi
(not the person who usually says this but I'm just spreading the message)
Thx lol
TrashSilas berm doing it longer than me.
@@Punky_TallKnightStan i have?
EMKAY WE NEED THIS
@@Justaguy689 yeah.what day are you on?
as a canadian i can confirm thats what we go through everyday
I'm glad to hear you have ceased throwing geese
@@Kassidar shit i miss spelt it lol
69th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,all of them. Even Lexi.
Give this comment all the likes so they see this
Why have they not done this yet?
Edit it and make it say "(nice)th time"
Why’d you put “even Lexi” like that. Of course Lexi should be invited.
@@waffle2413 yea, they are all perfect together, pretty interesting to have all of them
8:26 Head of security: Otto the dog
"That's just too cute"
6:48
S.I.M.P!!!!
🎵🎶SQUIRRELS IN MY PANT🎶🎵
I love how it feels being early to one of your favorite youtubers videos. love you EmKay!
5:03 🤡 Gettin that CLUSSY
im messaging pepsi “is the reason sprite exists is because you and coke mated”
Why....
I've been watching Emkay videos for a little bit over a year and that comment at 3:43 is the funniest messed up thing I've could have heard in a while
*Ronald McDonald's:* _Don't be intimidated McDonald's, just imagine him in his underwear..._
*Colonel Sanders:* Oh howdy, mom! (rips out shirt)
*Ronald McDonald:* _OH NO, HE'S H O T !!!_
*Wendy's be like* : step bro...what are you doing!?
It cost you both $0 to say this
@@Biblically-Accurate-Jet that's the best part
@@Biblically-Accurate-Jet It's like that one post about putting river water in your socks: "It's cheap, it's easy, and it's free!"
Day 54 of asking Emkay for a collab between all Emkay and Ask Emkay narrators
1:13 as a canadian i can confirm this is true
1:50 that was in 1950, you have to account for inflation
ROBIN!!!
THE SNACK THAT SMILES BACK (jack), DOESN'T LIKE ÇHËĒẞĒ,
PUNISH HIM
My dog has breast cancer
A girl in my class kidnapped a baby from the park
Thank you for coming to my tedtalk
I... Um hope your dog gets better 😥 and your classmate gets arrested
That last one was all kinds of cursed.
These "blursed comments" have absolutely no amount of blessed in them whatsoever
All of them should have been cursed comments
At 6:30, there is a review for Syberia with that steam review on it, but only 17.7 hours. The actual review is Gorilla Tag with the appropriate 1,185.6 hours on it. Also, this is a copy pasta response this account has on every game they reviewed. :3
5:00 🍜 Turns out I’m not screwed at all
Bro I got 💀 how the hell will I do this
Just sent my friend a screen shot of the thumbnail with no context
The sound Fx for the curse words got me good
I not sure if it's the lack of sleep but I laughed till I cried multiple times though out this video
I'm 48, no kids, married by age 30, divorced by age 37. Let's just say these averages here are "the box". Not only am I outside "the box", I'm like 3 time zones AWAY from "the box"....hahaha!
[W.A.P.] "Wild Airplanes."
I'm suprised that this video has High Boy's videos in it
That's great his videos are so good
5:00 💀 oh god it's gonna make me choke and become it
Bro hamster's just hate being alive, I don't think I've ever heard a story about a hamster dying that wasn't insane.
2:00 Better than me. I'm 50 and waiting for the 1st kiss... On the upside, I'm a sorcerer, now
1:08, untitled goose game is actually hilarious, I love it so much, one of my favorite games, it’s a lovely day in the neighborhood and I’m a horrible goose
"Oh god I think that's enough Reddit for today"
*gets a Reddit ad*
7:35 I WAS eating cereal. I am now wearing said cereal. 😂
1:15 no, geese just kinda take over our lawns and parking lots sometimes.
They're total assholes about it.
2:55
5:42
I recognize these subtitles
High Boi
2:02 yes, we are above average, and I don't see any irony there
Robin is only 26?! Holy smokes I’m older than you!! I realize that’s most likely normal here, it’s just not normal for me.
y'all be over 26?!? shit all my friends who watch emkay are fucking 15/16
5:00 🤓 Imma eat a nerd (hopefully the candy nerdz.)
0.35 I thought you were gonna say neek-o omilana instead of niko
4:54 bold of robin to assume colonel sanders wasn’t already quite the spicy chicken sandwich.
sometimes i wish comments didn't exist, depending on the context. btw i Just came from my last day of school, so EmKay made this day better for me!
You from Brazil too?
@@fly7045 nope
5:01 🎇 oh no
0:35 I thought you was gonna say neek-o omilana instead of niko
1200 hours in Syberia sounds like a record of some sort
"wrong leverrrrrrrrrr!!"
5:03 🪣 ghamborrata!
(Tspud ref)
6:31 smart ways to die
7:17 this seems like something that quandle dingle would say
Kevin Burke"I love refrigerators"
5:00 😱 I feed off your fear.
1:09 no, it's everyday here.
✨ imma be sparkly soon
FUNNY AND FLAMBOYANT!
6:50 I guess you could say they have S.I.M.P
5:00
wow how am I gonna manage to consume the entire country of Brazil?
finding out they robin is only three years older than me is shocking
5:00 👍 oh hell naw
Lovin that thumbnail
5:00 😇 wtf am i eating, an angel?
Fonger locking good
Yes, it is every day.
bro my hamster i had as a kid lived for like 3 years and then died peacefully tf is wrong with y’all
Your hamster is weird, tf is wrong with your hamster
i FAILED at Robbing Banks in real life
6:04 Informative, but really, modern problems require modern solutions.
2:13 "WABAM! ow."
0:25 I think there is but I can't remember which is their name
perfect ending
02:45 the way he said American. I thought the video was sped up
🗿
5:03
1. Getting to it
2. (Impossible) eating it
1:10 I can confirm this is true
5:02
Twitter Users: *so when I ate the last emoji i typed, the braces tasted like crap and it is bitter, and then glasses shed the skin in my mouth and my throat. and when i took one bite to the actual nerd, all i tasted was research about ratios*
5:58 I think I know what images they saw…also what kink they have…
Monopoly is just modern life simulator
Yes
1:57 Same
5:02 💀 im already a skeleton
yes it our wake up call
That Colonel Sanders is looking real good 😩😂
The reason why I clicked the vid 💀
🤨📸
5:00: 👍 bread
7:03 Sauce: Itadaki Seieki
5:01
👁 guess I’m screwed
💀 i love bones
🤷🏽♀️ DANG IT SHARON SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLE THE LAST MILK
4:58 for the game ofc!
Context: there is a game called KFC: fingerlicking good on steam!(kfc full form)
Hey robin, good to find out you live in colorado cause I live in the colorado too. Have a nice day robin!
I looked behind me!
6:47 🎶S to the I the the M to the P🎶… :)
If I had to eat the last emoji I used, um... It would be an eye --> 👁 Gross! I'm screwed indeed.
5:00 🗾 there goes japan
💀 guess i'll be eating bones
When ur 20 and have had one kids ever and it was at 19. 😭
I want head of security Otto the Dog to know he's doing a great job
6:20 1,185hr is a lot? Ha I have over 4,500hr on tf2!
6:46 quiet kid: “I identify as a deagle”
6:18 what I don't talk like that about my boyfriend. not yet
💀 I shall devour the dead and their bones
You know the buff colonel sanders one there’s a marvel crossover where colonel sanders ends kfc burgers across the universe with the help of green lantern
It’s supposed to be sends burgers across the universe I made a spelling mistake
5:00 🧠… oh no