How do those swashbuckling soldiers of the 'ArmA' world introduce newcomers to their extraordinary combat simulator? Why, through a catchy musical number, of course!
arma 3: because nothing else portrays the most realistic part of warfare, sitting in a random outpost for hours while the chain of command argues itself senseless
Computer science is a fairly rounded field even if it has a focus on programming... I'm sure a computer scientist knows how to start a computer smart ass.
Jack MS okay look I took classes with guys mayoring computer science and they told me they are more software specialist. of course the need to know how to at least fix a computer. I said computer engineer since its hardware related equipment and that is their specialty. so don't call me a smart ass for that.
You'd need to have the luck of a million lottery wins to even have your vehicle make it to the bush before being A. Shot to pieces B. Bugged go pieces C. Removed by zeus because "you're not suppose to complete the mission like that"
Believe it or not, this is actually pretty accurate about how friendly and optimistic the ArmA community can be to newcomers who are genuinely interested in how it works.
@@ZVDhunter861 The official servers, at least for Zeus, are either super great and welcoming, or a buncha pricks who either TK you constantly, or they're very vocally racist/homophobic etc.
@@asherjuvatopolos1148 yeah it's pretty spotty, unfortunately there's not too much we can do about it. It is kinda funny though when I join and some dude just crashes an A-10 into spawn
"Doisha, you were swiss cheese dude." "We could have saved him!" "He had 20 gunshot wounds of varying severity to his chest and more to his limbs and head." "...We still could have saved him!" "Graf, don't bother arguing with him" -Me and the bois yesterday, Graf being me.
@@peterscasny2803 more than half the ops i play are just 2 hours of hiking and waiting around, making dumb jokes and getting killed immediately in the first firefight . 10/10
@@oscarosullivan4513 There's pros and cons. Action is intense and you feel yourself less than human considering how much firepower can enemy put against you, so you start to consider what ever it was good choice to come here to gather more PTSD XP or stay home and drink chocolate milk. The down side is you might sometimes have to wait really long times for something actually happen because either pilots are busy or OBJ is 30 clicks out, so you and the guys start throw dummy jokes and share life story memories. So to summit up: There is no good sides and bad sides in the game, because everything ever happening there is same time fucked and annoying but hilarious and wholesome. All in all Arma is about rock 'n roll and war crimes while yelling "get some".
i remember the first time i played arma, i was quite sad that you could not jump. then i found out that you can lean, sit down, salute, change firemodes etc
i knew an iraq vet who watched half his fireteam die because they stepped on a rock wrong and got thrown a mile into the air, seeing that kind of thing messes a man up
@@nottherealpaulsmith Remember time when there was this article on the news about soldier who turned inside out and then launched into atmosphere? Yeah, me neither.
I still remember being abandoned at night in the woods deep behind enemy lines because my computer couldn’t handle running along trees. I called out, but it was too late for me. I’d like to think my family thought I died a hero, and not some laggy mess in the dark.
Cpt. WinglyMc'Dingus: Even tho we never saw him again, in our hearts we all know he died as a hero. For such noble brave soul there is no bigger honor than the honor of his fatherland. Danner: Boys, boys? I'm really scared here, it's really cold also. Please come back. ;_;
I was in a helicopter one time and I accidentally ejected, landed on my parachute only to realize my teammates left me for dead. I couldn’t see anything and if I turned my flashlight on the enemies would see me. About like 10 enemies were literally right next to me Scariest moment in my life
Well, no offence but nor the Name neither you taking this Video serious makes anyone stumbeling across your Comment thinking that you have over 1000h in any Arma Game. So fook off m8.
Gravity You probably shouldnt even be able to walk too far if youre carrying a launcher and 12 stingers in addition to a full combat load...That'd be only near 200lbs of gear...
No, no, no. The most boring you can have in Arma is nothing compared to the boredom in army, even the most boring in Arma is such joy compared to the boredom in army.
@@GrumpyGremlin. Watch someone get an idea for a mod and then you'll get the ultimate boring but realistic experience. I like the boring parts because it's inmersive and surprisingly fun, that's why I have a million mods to make the game be as close as possible to VBS3 lol
chriscos123 True you need to have patience's to play this game, i took me a while to memorize the keyboard and you don't go run and gun like in COD or Battlefield.
VideoGamePro I smoke a lot of one hits when I play this, then sit in buildings waiting until someone get's impatient and crosses my sights. Reminds me of deer hunting sometimes.
chriscos123 ArmA is simply a different kind of experience than CoD or BF. Not better or worse, but very different. If you enter either game with the expectation to get the other one, you'll be sorely disappointed. If you go into ArmA with the expectation of a quick gun and run game where you see "action" within the first minute of joining the area, your experience will be as awful as one of someone joining a CoD session with the expectation of heavy reliance on group tactics and "realism". I mean, let's face it, the preferred method of rearming if you're out of ammo in CoD is a respawn. Likewise, the idea of "fun" in ArmA can well be represented by 5 hours of assembling and disassembling a mortar without ever firing a shot (true story...).
It seems that TH-cam has reached through the fabric of space, the threads of time, the thin veil of reality. Through old alternate youtube accounts Ive long since lost the password for and found this gem, a thing I forgot I lost. A memory so sacred. And yet you have come back to me, here once again.
The G key makes you check your pack... in this time and age, a dangerous bit of outdated information. Oh the humanity, oh how many pixels have suffered due to this!
0x777 Bought arma 3 and played with friends. One of them said take a gun you like out of that container. I can't open it. What do you mean? 3 teamkills.
When you command up to 64 players, you feel like a captain but with rank comes responsibility. You need to adapt to any situation that will concur while playing the mission. Also follow the primary rule of combat: No plan survive first contact with enemy
+Dr. Bright Why did you go with the economy version? I get 10 minutes for a liter. Unfortunately my model can only use superior unleaded fuel, not ultra superior unleaded. :/ I'm not made of money.
Last time I played arma was... well.... I crashed a MH-53, fully loaded (I was even carrying a tank), because I was trying to pull a trick landing. I was so ashamed I never logged into another multiplayer game again.
Are we not going to talk about the fact that they were actually trying to teach him the game to some extent? That alone puts them ahead of most ArmA players.
"If you can learn to do it, I can learn to do it, but I can't wait to take my gun and actually shoot it!" Ain't that the damn truth about this game lol
I've played a lot of games where all I did was to assemble my mortar, calculate all TRPs, disassemble the tube, relocate, reassemble the mortar, recalculate all TRPs, disassemble... for 8 hours. Great fun. Yes, I know I'm weird.
@@0x777 I'd love to play a few games like that. Just as a change of pace. I usually have to play as the SL/Commander of our troops because we have quite a small player base. That is hectic as fuck when you have to be on so many different radios constantly yelling orders as well as command your own team and on top of that shoot. Chilling like that sounds fun :)
Get to arsenal you have 5 minutes. 5 earths laters... Alright mister Dildo Baggins, it's time to go get your as moving. Is he seriously still there changing t-shirts? Man, my wife got pregnant and gave birth already during this whole time. Yo, Dildo. C'mon man. Alright we're leaving without you, fuck this guy. Pilot go, we're not taking him with us. * Helo starts lifting * Wait, wait, c'mon guys. Sorry I was masturbating new backpacks.
+Chubbs McGabbin Just go into the ArmA 2 editor, spawn a helo, and fly for a few hours. ArmA 3 would also work, seeing as the flight model is pretty much the same (to me, at least)
Arma: doesn’t have jumping Almost everyone that didn’t know this: What do you mean no jumping Meanwhile everyone who has brain cells: you can’t exactly jump very high with 50 pounds of gear on you along with the fact the humans don’t jump that high to begin with.
From my personal experience, when we carried full pack, gun, vest, etc... When we got bored we started to bunny hop over each others, sometimes we had to tie down people with ropes because they went floating in the air due the fact that gravity has no affect on you when having lots of shit to carry.
Man, I would love one of you keyboard warriors try to tell the drill sergeant that you can't jump with full equipment. Would tear you a new one and insert a spring in the new hole to get your arse off the ground.
1:53 as an Arma player I take offense to this. C does NOT make you crouch, it makes you stand, X makes you crouch, and Z makes you prone. Can't stand some people these days... *Sarcasm intended*
***** Well, I have over 1000 and I still think it's great. You need to play with friends or something, even walking long distances can be fun with friends.
I remember my old PC making VERY SIMILAR sounds to this when starting the first ArmA. Especially during that cursed protection test thingy that would fail over and over despite the game being legal.
This reminds me of when my friend introduced me to Arma 2, and then we played the DayZ mod. Seriously though, Arma has one of the most complex control schemes I have ever experienced.
what I like about this art style is that 1: they move with inertia and are cartoonish, like something which is supposed to be entertaining not only on a conscious level, but on the looks aswel. 2: their heads move when they talk...
Haha, perfect. Regular ArmA is pretty underrated. But i like that a tiny percentage of people who bought the game for Day Z are actually playing some missions now.
ya played COD before some idiot in multiplayer started going off at everyone on his team because they got killed, and responded closely in such as you did that COD needs better mechanics
i had a moment like in movies i was walking throught the woods next to one of the towns and there were two guys laying there they saw me and unloaded in me i freaked out and emptied a whole clip into them and lived then i walked into a field and was killed by a tank =(
mashman86751 Once I was sprinting 300m while being attacked by a tank with it's main gun, machine gun and something like granade launcher... patata-boom-patata-boom-BOOM-patata-boom-patata-boom-patata-BOOM, and so forth for like 1 minute... that was epic xD
It's not as drab as this song makes it out to be. Playing missions like Escape (chernarus and takistan) with a small team of 4-8 reminds me of movies like Rescue Dawn or Red Dawn.
Arma is not for everyone, and that is OK. Play it for Dayz if you want, but personally I still get the biggest high from a well placed laserguided bomb strike after 2 hours of crawling. I understand if that is not everyones fetish.
"after 2 hours of crawling. I understand if that is not everyones fetish." lol The problem with arma and why people hate it is actually the other way around. The ARMA ai is so dumb that you DON'T need to crawl for two hours. Actually you don't need to crawl at all. And the missions they give you are extremely short and arcadey.
Who the Hell plays Arma missions? 😂 Like we have a shitload of our own, scripted stuff, where AI is so badass that we actually managed to get in so big fubar, that the game duration was 28 hours 😂
And if consoles are the automatic sharpener, mobile gaming is a manual sharpener, that you have to pay for to complete every sharpening. Like Candy Crush.
Someone tell sfctwZockt that I've add subtitles to all of my videos. You can press the [CC] button to enable them (and they aren't the horrendous auto-generated ones, either). I'd tell him myself, but TH-cam is apparently being a grumpy fart today and won't give me the option to "Reply" to his comment.
1:30 "I say we run and gun." "No, because that's too much fun." Reminds me of the moment I started actually enjoying the game. Due to me forgetting my thermal scope at base, a 10-minute sniper hunting mission at the hills turned to a 30 min session of "Ghillie or Grass". When we finally got the sucker, we realized we were on a hill next to a town full of enemies, in full view of their sights. We realized we were screwed, so my teammate (who was sitting next to me in real life) turned to me and said, dead serious. "Drop all your gear, run to the city, pray no bullets hit you." Miraculously we survived the mad dash down the hill, killed some CSAT with pistol, took their gear, and fought on (we cant escape the town because it's pretty much open terrain around it). In the end we died because while being rearguard I missed a guy on a balcony. The AI just unloaded his fukken Katiba into the small alley we were in.
Personally, I think DayZ takes away the action and excitement of ArmA 2. ArmA may be slow paced, but there is eventually a huge payoff. Nothing like leading a tank assault to take an entire town over while friendly jets pick off TOW missile batteries.
Pablo Montes Actually ArmA can be considered a military simulator, as it is one of the most accurate video games on the market, depicting proper combined arms, squad tactics, tactical and strategic maneuvering, and other things not really highlighted on the 'arcade' series of video games like BF, CoD, etc.
+Jeramiah Gatza Pisses me off that everyone just gets it for the survival shit and skips some of the really good gamemodes like Insurgency, Domination, King of the Hill, Tactical Realism, Invade and annex etc.
+ZoliantaoTechnology I wish more people played Invade and Annex and domination, they were some of my favorite tactical coop modes but now there is only a couple small I&A servers and no one playing Domination, King of the hill is okay when you get to around lvl 20 and can fly the A-143 Buzzard
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arma 3: because nothing else portrays the most realistic part of warfare, sitting in a random outpost for hours while the chain of command argues itself senseless
Then getting friendly fired by a pilot
@@nottherealpaulsmith FUCK!!! I haven't played in years in my defense
standard soviet protocol
Like the real military
@@LordMiller98 gabe ceasfire!!!
I'm a computer scientist and I can confirm that's the proper way of starting up a pc.
dark J you mean engineer cause scientist are more of the software guys
Computer science is a fairly rounded field even if it has a focus on programming... I'm sure a computer scientist knows how to start a computer smart ass.
Jack MS okay look I took classes with guys mayoring computer science and they told me they are more software specialist. of course the need to know how to at least fix a computer. I said computer engineer since its hardware related equipment and that is their specialty. so don't call me a smart ass for that.
misael1944 but it was a smart ass answer. He was obviously telling a joke and you called him out on an only partially inaccurate technicality.
Jack MS well excuse me for not getting the joke now if we could st o p this argument I would appreciate it. have a good day.
"Where are the zombies?"
Mods
Moonbagger1 DayZ
@Yootoobnoob
Yup
eXiLe
Breaking Point RIP
That's what I said
This is the most Disney, but non Disney, thing I have ever seen
That's because it's the Anastasia song.
Wow, I literally just watched Anastasia (without reading your comment, Chris) and finally realised where they got the song from....XD
Anastasia isn't even disney anyway
Ketsa Official Oh ffs.....lol
Bluth used to work for Disney, it rubbed off.
Needs more scenes of vehicles exploding after touching a bush.
or a man standing up under a plane wing and sending it into the stratosphere.
and more BTRs doing tactical flips to dodge incoming rockets
You'd need to have the luck of a million lottery wins to even have your vehicle make it to the bush before being
A. Shot to pieces
B. Bugged go pieces
C. Removed by zeus because "you're not suppose to complete the mission like that"
@@IAmTanker or standing up under your tank and overdosing your whole crew on morphine.
@@mathisurien4031 Ha yeah
Believe it or not, this is actually pretty accurate about how friendly and optimistic the ArmA community can be to newcomers who are genuinely interested in how it works.
Rechinikov yeah just don’t go on any official servers lmao
@@ZVDhunter861 The official servers, at least for Zeus, are either super great and welcoming, or a buncha pricks who either TK you constantly, or they're very vocally racist/homophobic etc.
@@asherjuvatopolos1148 yeah it's pretty spotty, unfortunately there's not too much we can do about it. It is kinda funny though when I join and some dude just crashes an A-10 into spawn
@@ZVDhunter861 and ends up with a killing spree by tk everyone
@@ZVDhunter861 There's a regular in a certain server i play on that crashes his chopper EVERY SINGLE TIME and then gives excuses
CONTACT, MAN, 200 METERS, FRONT.
CONTACT, MAN, 200 METERS, FRONT.
CONTACT, MAN, 200 METERS, FRONT.
2, attack this man!
No
2, move to-200 metres, front
No
A wild Vechs appears!
Litterally ArmA in a nutshell,
*_"NO BECAUSE THATS TOO MUCH FUN"_*
Dying on a roof after shooting a .50 and hearing about your terrible medical condition is actually fun. (We all exploded afterwards. :p)
"Doisha, you were swiss cheese dude."
"We could have saved him!"
"He had 20 gunshot wounds of varying severity to his chest and more to his limbs and head."
"...We still could have saved him!"
"Graf, don't bother arguing with him"
-Me and the bois yesterday, Graf being me.
@@moritamikamikara3879 Is it fun
@@peterscasny2803 more than half the ops i play are just 2 hours of hiking and waiting around, making dumb jokes and getting killed immediately in the first firefight . 10/10
@@oscarosullivan4513
There's pros and cons.
Action is intense and you feel yourself less than human considering how much firepower can enemy put against you, so you start to consider what ever it was good choice to come here to gather more PTSD XP or stay home and drink chocolate milk.
The down side is you might sometimes have to wait really long times for something actually happen because either pilots are busy or OBJ is 30 clicks out, so you and the guys start throw dummy jokes and share life story memories.
So to summit up: There is no good sides and bad sides in the game, because everything ever happening there is same time fucked and annoying but hilarious and wholesome. All in all Arma is about rock 'n roll and war crimes while yelling "get some".
Video framerate too high, does not accurately represent the game.
RealStupidTV actuallt it represents it greatly... unless your PC sucks...
.......... Um, my PC sucks and I can run this at max with 80 to 110 FPS. 11$ PC user confirmed.
Can i Run This Game I Have A Can Hooked Up To Two Potatos
Yes
One of them is
"Wait no jumping?" - Literally every ArmA noobie ever.
If you've played Monster Hunter you'll understand why no boing boings
i remember the first time i played arma, i was quite sad that you could not jump.
then i found out that you can lean, sit down, salute, change firemodes etc
Ace3 ctrl shift c spam
Furry pfp (I should not be saying this I'm one too goddammit)
back when enhanced movement wasn't a thing
“But it’s realistic in a way!”
Imagine being on the battlefield and you see a soldier just lagging and getting gunned down.
i knew an iraq vet who watched half his fireteam die because they stepped on a rock wrong and got thrown a mile into the air, seeing that kind of thing messes a man up
@@nottherealpaulsmith Remember time when there was this article on the news about soldier who turned inside out and then launched into atmosphere? Yeah, me neither.
@@GrumpyGremlin. what do you mean it was all over the news
I still remember being abandoned at night in the woods deep behind enemy lines because my computer couldn’t handle running along trees. I called out, but it was too late for me. I’d like to think my family thought I died a hero, and not some laggy mess in the dark.
Danner dont worry I’m sure it would say you died falling into a lag trap
Cpt. WinglyMc'Dingus: Even tho we never saw him again, in our hearts we all know he died as a hero. For such noble brave soul there is no bigger honor than the honor of his fatherland.
Danner: Boys, boys? I'm really scared here, it's really cold also. Please come back. ;_;
Rip, lag made you die.
I was in a helicopter one time and I accidentally ejected, landed on my parachute only to realize my teammates left me for dead. I couldn’t see anything and if I turned my flashlight on the enemies would see me. About like 10 enemies were literally right next to me
Scariest moment in my life
As someone with upwards of a thousand hours in Arma, I can unequivocally say: yeah, that's pretty much right.
Well, no offence but nor the Name neither you taking this Video serious makes anyone stumbeling across your Comment thinking that you have over 1000h in any Arma Game. So fook off m8.
... wat?
English, please?
i *think* he said that you dont have the thousand. Which is funny because across arma 2 and 3 and all the expansions, ive got a good 2k hours.
AnimeZlike TG/NGE/SAO/GNJ/LH/HTG/H.O.T.D "No offence but fuck you"
you make no sense troll man. no one was boasting how much time they've played lok
Thing is with arma you'll be playing for an hour and suddenly you've aged 3 years
Note: its hard to jump with 25+ pounds of gear
Yeap
You probably shouldn't even be able to vault if your carrying 6 rounds of AT or 12 manpad rounds.
***** More like 80 :s
Gravity You probably shouldnt even be able to walk too far if youre carrying a launcher and 12 stingers in addition to a full combat load...That'd be only near 200lbs of gear...
Jeremy Blackie Well that's the max Arma would let me carry in my backpack... realistically I could only see myself carrying maybe one M136 shell.
Arma: the game where nerds learn that the real Army can be boring as fuck.
No, no, no. The most boring you can have in Arma is nothing compared to the boredom in army, even the most boring in Arma is such joy compared to the boredom in army.
Atleast they didn't add paperwork
@@Not-So-Herman Yet...
Cold war bureaucracy paperwork dlc on this christmas, pre-order now.
@@GrumpyGremlin. oh no
@@GrumpyGremlin. Watch someone get an idea for a mod and then you'll get the ultimate boring but realistic experience. I like the boring parts because it's inmersive and surprisingly fun, that's why I have a million mods to make the game be as close as possible to VBS3 lol
I came here expacting a shitty flash parody and I got freaking disney golden age quality. In an Arma parody.
This truly is the weirdest timeline.
As an active ArmA player, this isn't too far off from the truth and is a pretty hilarious parody, it def isn't everyones game.
chriscos123 True you need to have patience's to play this game, i took me a while to memorize the keyboard and you don't go run and gun like in COD or Battlefield.
VideoGamePro exactly what I think
VideoGamePro I smoke a lot of one hits when I play this, then sit in buildings waiting until someone get's impatient and crosses my sights. Reminds me of deer hunting sometimes.
chriscos123 ArmA is simply a different kind of experience than CoD or BF. Not better or worse, but very different. If you enter either game with the expectation to get the other one, you'll be sorely disappointed. If you go into ArmA with the expectation of a quick gun and run game where you see "action" within the first minute of joining the area, your experience will be as awful as one of someone joining a CoD session with the expectation of heavy reliance on group tactics and "realism".
I mean, let's face it, the preferred method of rearming if you're out of ammo in CoD is a respawn. Likewise, the idea of "fun" in ArmA can well be represented by 5 hours of assembling and disassembling a mortar without ever firing a shot (true story...).
0x777 That being said, it's god damn incredible when you fly a little bird into a building, get out and clear the entire thing by yourself.
If you put the speed on 0.5x you can really see how many hours, days, months of works went into this.
FreeShit lol
Aaron Aponte it’s so fucking smooth
Dude look at .25 you can almost see every diffrent frame
Leon Gaming ok now you’re making fun of this idiot instead of me that’s insulting you meanie
Half of a millisecond is a frame.
Every frame could take at least a month or a few days min.
It seems that TH-cam has reached through the fabric of space, the threads of time, the thin veil of reality. Through old alternate youtube accounts Ive long since lost the password for and found this gem, a thing I forgot I lost. A memory so sacred. And yet you have come back to me, here once again.
you made this?
9 years later and this song lives in my head rent. I really miss what the arma community use to.
The G key makes you check your pack... in this time and age, a dangerous bit of outdated information.
Oh the humanity, oh how many pixels have suffered due to this!
0x777 "Wait, what did I just do?"
*BOOM*
0x777 I'm still fairly sure that was a sick joke by Bohemia
0x777 Bought arma 3 and played with friends.
One of them said take a gun you like out of that container.
I can't open it.
What do you mean?
3 teamkills.
+0x777 It did in ARMA 2 default controls. ARMA 3 on the other hand
+0x777 Because it is true... Then ArmA 3 came...
The way your characters rotate their heads etc is really impressive. It has a good feel to it. Adds depth perhaps.
:3
:3
>:(
:3
:3
This video is the first thing new recruits see when entering my unit's discord. An absolute classic, thank you.
I actually think the Army could base a song after this
right?... so you gonna re-enlist? pop. gone.
"I say we run and gun!" "NO BECAUSE THAT'S TOO MUCH FUN!"
No, because it's suicide lol.
+Spades Neil Really is. I've seen it before.
Try doing that in ArmA, you'd probably be mowed down by enemy fire.
But those last 0.049 seconds of life are great.
"See Ivan, if run fast enough at enemy, they think you ARE enemy"
Ive tried to run & gun in Arma.
Lets just say me and my whole squad ended up coffins.
It may take around 3 years to plan a mission and get everyone working together, but by god when it is a successful mission it feels amazing
+Nigel Thornberry i like playing stuff such as zero dark 30 missions with a group of 4-5 people that you know, gets quite intense
+Dj Khaled Agreed. Alternatively one guy happens to go down from a gp-25 and everything goes south.
When you command up to 64 players, you feel like a captain but with rank comes responsibility. You need to adapt to any situation that will concur while playing the mission. Also follow the primary rule of combat: No plan survive first contact with enemy
7 years and it still looks like a newly made cartoon...very crisp very pleasing
9 Years later and nothing has changed. Still helpful for new players, catchy rhythm, awesome lyrics, great voice acting, and overall an absolute bop.
How much gas does your computer use
I know, It gets 2 hours to the gallon.
+Dr. Bright Why did you go with the economy version? I get 10 minutes for a liter. Unfortunately my model can only use superior unleaded fuel, not ultra superior unleaded. :/ I'm not made of money.
How that effects your frame rates? I get 3 hours with liter of diesel and 100fps
60 FPS to the gallon
HI
I approve of this music video 3 years after its creation :D
Drewski! Hey! Didn't expect to see you here.
lol what r u doing in the depth of this comment section
4* lolololol
4
drew! :D
Old players: so let's go to that far door over there and go to the next area.
Me: *Casually clipping through wall with v*
I just realized this was a parody of "learn to do it" from Anastasia, I've known about this song for 3ish years
Great idea, I should swap my power button for a pull cord
That actually would be cool and can be made with DIY tricks! This gives me way too much bad ideas XD
Well rip PC!
Last time I played arma was... well.... I crashed a MH-53, fully loaded (I was even carrying a tank), because I was trying to pull a trick landing. I was so ashamed I never logged into another multiplayer game again.
David C I dare you to load into a Multiplayer Game. Can't be worse than FSX Steam.
TheFlyingTank But I... got so many people killed... I just can't.
Just do it, think about the horrid FSX Steam Servers, and i still want to buy the game FFS. You can try. (And End Up TeamKilling)
JUST FUCKING DO IT SON !!!
You're profile pictures explains this
Just play Tarkov, its all the pain of Arma but without any rewarding feelings at all
Tarkov is mostly CQB, only in woods you'll get some long range shots
Got both installed, can’t wait
arma is rewarding?
@@calicat4651 yes, the rewarding feelings you get are many, be it teamwork or happiness or a heavy weight getting removed from your shoulders
@@frontlinetomcat Game was boring as shit and essentially just a walking simulator where you occasionally get shot at from nowhere and run away
Are we not going to talk about the fact that they were actually trying to teach him the game to some extent? That alone puts them ahead of most ArmA players.
Yes.
The best kind of players in a Videogame.
OMG 1:30 had the biggest old Disney cartoons vibe ever! amazing!
Ha, I said that before xDDD
I want to put this on children, not nothing of disney >:( *DISNEY IS CANCER* ...battlefront 3...
I thought the exact same thing
Reason being, it came from the 20th Century Fox movie, Anastasia, which people always seem to think is a Disney movie lol
lolmilly1 I
I actually would have preferred it if it was made in that style the entire time.
"If you can learn to do it, I can learn to do it, but I can't wait to take my gun and actually shoot it!"
Ain't that the damn truth about this game lol
I've played a lot of games where all I did was to assemble my mortar, calculate all TRPs, disassemble the tube, relocate, reassemble the mortar, recalculate all TRPs, disassemble... for 8 hours.
Great fun.
Yes, I know I'm weird.
War is 98%, waiting 1% shooting, and 1% dying to artillery strike.
War, war never changes.
But it's realistic, in a way
@@0x777 I'd love to play a few games like that. Just as a change of pace. I usually have to play as the SL/Commander of our troops because we have quite a small player base. That is hectic as fuck when you have to be on so many different radios constantly yelling orders as well as command your own team and on top of that shoot.
Chilling like that sounds fun :)
Zeus Curator: Alright everyone, get to the Arsenal dress up for the Op.
10 years later: *Still getting prepared*
Get to arsenal you have 5 minutes.
5 earths laters...
Alright mister Dildo Baggins, it's time to go get your as moving.
Is he seriously still there changing t-shirts?
Man, my wife got pregnant and gave birth already during this whole time.
Yo, Dildo. C'mon man.
Alright we're leaving without you, fuck this guy.
Pilot go, we're not taking him with us.
* Helo starts lifting *
Wait, wait, c'mon guys. Sorry I was masturbating new backpacks.
6 years later in this still represents the game perfectly even arma 3
1:02 - "let's have some fun!"
1:29 - "No, because that's too much fun!"
make a f***ing choice dammit lol
Fun in moderation
They said "some", just don't get yourself too excited. Stupid recruit...
No Arma is about having 'fun' not having "fun".
There are some limits man
this is arma in a nut shell but with more kids trying to fly planes and complaining about not being able to quick scope from 500 miles out
only 500? miles
in modded ArmA it is really hard to shoot straight
I can't fly planes :/ can someon give me a lesson?
+Chubbs McGabbin Just go into the ArmA 2 editor, spawn a helo, and fly for a few hours. ArmA 3 would also work, seeing as the flight model is pretty much the same (to me, at least)
Red Deimon nahhh Yeh just need that shoot to kill mentality you be shooting with your regular mx like it was a sniper rifle
Arma: doesn’t have jumping
Almost everyone that didn’t know this: What do you mean no jumping
Meanwhile everyone who has brain cells: you can’t exactly jump very high with 50 pounds of gear on you along with the fact the humans don’t jump that high to begin with.
From my personal experience, when we carried full pack, gun, vest, etc... When we got bored we started to bunny hop over each others, sometimes we had to tie down people with ropes because they went floating in the air due the fact that gravity has no affect on you when having lots of shit to carry.
Man, I would love one of you keyboard warriors try to tell the drill sergeant that you can't jump with full equipment. Would tear you a new one and insert a spring in the new hole to get your arse off the ground.
@@hafor2846 probably right thing is my comment was a joke kinda like the video it’s simply to poke fun at things.
0:07 when you open a second googel tab on school computers
i love that Disney vibe from 1:31 to 1:34 thats my favorite scene for sure!
Dalton Pritchard it has a Disney vibe because the tune was based off a song from Anastasia
Micah Corominas he means the looking of the two soldiers are like the dwarves in Snowwhite
Colonel Maize Anastasia isn't a Disney movie.
Same
@@midmin375 don't they own it now?
1:53 as an Arma player I take offense to this. C does NOT make you crouch, it makes you stand, X makes you crouch, and Z makes you prone. Can't stand some people these days... *Sarcasm intended*
This is an old song, they were referring to Arma 2 controls
Yeah...That's how it is in Arma 2...
I know, that line physically hurt me.
Jake that guy Depends on how you remap the keybinds. ;-)
My crouch is Ctrl :P take that
never has their been a song so true, especially the ptsd part, even more with mods
10 years later and its still a banger
We need more people with this classic style of humor. It's timeless.
Im sure with that.
Nowadays the only jokes people put in videos is memes people won’t find funny in 2 days.
Hoxtalicous Your very Right with that.
@@hoxtalicous8986 yep
i cant believe people think this game is boring
***** Well can you blame it? It is a war simulator, it's mean't to be realistic.
***** You needed 500 hours to figure out if the game is boring or not?
Chipper Python-Seven It is actually fun if you join a MILSIM unit like mine.
***** Well, I have over 1000 and I still think it's great. You need to play with friends or something, even walking long distances can be fun with friends.
Keith Hammond I think it was a joke since he actually spent 500 hours in the game excluding DayZ
I remember my old PC making VERY SIMILAR sounds to this when starting the first ArmA. Especially during that cursed protection test thingy that would fail over and over despite the game being legal.
I actually played in the ensemble when we did Anastasia at my school and every time they did “learn to do it” this is all I could hear in my head
Don't press G in Arma 3 if you want to check your inventory while you are with your buddies. It will blow them up.
Learned this the hard way....
Done that so many times.
Bohemia are such trolls. cant count the times i've screamed "ranaweee!!!" in a girly manner ^^
john knudsen I killed half my team in zues yesterday trying to open a box :L
Funny thing is that this is so fucking true, killed 5 teammates.
I just love how much this just screams out disney
Tru' so tru'
It is based on a song from a movie made by Disney
oh i know where the song comes from, Anastasia (great film) but it was actually made by Fox Studios and was distributed by 20th Century Fox.
nicolas B. Not made by disney
Everytime we recruit a new member to our Unit... this is the 1st video they get to watch lol
I flippin' love how this is a parody of 'Learn to Do It' from Anastasia, it's fantastic xD
This reminds me of when my friend introduced me to Arma 2, and then we played the DayZ mod. Seriously though, Arma has one of the most complex control schemes I have ever experienced.
Tracer Cruz But once you master it you become such a better player
Petyo11 That story is 4 years old, bro. I have become a much better player.
Weren't you in one of SovietWomble's DayZ Bullshitteries?
Jak Hawkins lol go figure
try out nethack for true pain
I need the laugh sound of when he kicks the disc into the PC! =D
I have laptop :))))
RAD GUY A laptop is a PC...
***** Not if it's made by Apple...
GeneralSturnn PC is personal computer, so yes it is a PC
piratebeng:)
Me playing arma 3 for the first time:
"Well, I watched that video that explains the controls time to check my gear"
*Wait a second thats not my g--*
Lel
“I” is the new check your gear
In an fps game, "g" is ALWAYS grenade.
@@defox5019 G was gear in ArmA Cold War Assault and ArmA 2 so its a common mistake
@@defox5019 you should rebind to SHIFT+G :D
1:32 gave me old school Disney vibes.
Wanna hear a joke?
DayZ stand alone
Want to hear a joke? Your grammar.
Wanna hear another joke?
Escape from tarkov will be better than dayZ
Shush you, and let me hope in peace.
*WHEEZE*
DingDong but it is, dayz is still shit
what I like about this art style is that 1: they move with inertia and are cartoonish, like something which is supposed to be entertaining not only on a conscious level, but on the looks aswel. 2: their heads move when they talk...
"But where are all the zombies at?"
Modding community: allow us to introduce ourselves
7 years later and I get this in my recommended
Just imagine if Arma plays this song everytime u open the game
I'd listen.
Make mod for it
That opening: PC Master Race
Love it
Pc master race? I think the not.
Ignore the 'The' in my first reply
Fuck that
PC master race
PC Master Race *Bows*
Man you’re extremely talented at animation.
I have been coming back to 1:30 every day for the last 3 weeks. The animation is so reminiscent of old cartoons
Haha, perfect. Regular ArmA is pretty underrated. But i like that a tiny percentage of people who bought the game for Day Z are actually playing some missions now.
I bought arma 2 just for dayZ XD i played through the missions anyways to get a feel for the game
ya played COD before some idiot in multiplayer started going off at everyone on his team because they got killed, and responded closely in such as you did that COD needs better mechanics
***** I've played Arma well before Dayz....Dayz ain't a plague its fun for a hour or two but it gets boring quick still not a plague though.
***** you are a sad sad little man..
*****
That's the sad thing.
I play Arma regularly.
Sometimes you get moments where you just gun guys down.
i had a moment like in movies i was walking throught the woods next to one of the towns and there were two guys laying there they saw me and unloaded in me i freaked out and emptied a whole clip into them and lived then i walked into a field and was killed by a tank =(
Glory to arstotzka. But first papers please
Glory to Artotzka!
mashman86751 Once I was sprinting 300m while being attacked by a tank with it's main gun, machine gun and something like granade launcher... patata-boom-patata-boom-BOOM-patata-boom-patata-boom-patata-BOOM, and so forth for like 1 minute... that was epic xD
It's not as drab as this song makes it out to be. Playing missions like Escape (chernarus and takistan) with a small team of 4-8 reminds me of movies like Rescue Dawn or Red Dawn.
"But where are all the zombies at?"
Modders: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
I love how the second solider is ether constantly pissed or always has a scary ass expression on his face lol
Arma is not for everyone, and that is OK.
Play it for Dayz if you want, but personally I still get the biggest high from a well placed laserguided bomb strike after 2 hours of crawling. I understand if that is not everyones fetish.
"after 2 hours of crawling. I understand if that is not everyones fetish."
lol The problem with arma and why people hate it is actually the other way around. The ARMA ai is so dumb that you DON'T need to crawl for two hours. Actually you don't need to crawl at all. And the missions they give you are extremely short and arcadey.
AI can be scripted to a degree they spot you hundreds of meters away. Missions they give you? We make our own.
Who the Hell plays Arma missions? 😂
Like we have a shitload of our own, scripted stuff, where AI is so badass that we actually managed to get in so big fubar, that the game duration was 28 hours 😂
The best is being a rotary pilot landing a black hawk on the side of a mountain to pick up HVTs, rotor blades inches from the ground
@@cpt.ronaldsparkyspeirs9380 28 hour long arma mission? That sounds fucking dope if everyone stayed on the server :P
Yes, It's a "war simulator". But it's still a game.
Andrew900460 A game which can be played whoever people wish to play it.
+Andrew900460 your a game
Pedro
You're a tool, and a dyslexic apparently.
"If you can learn to do it...
I can learn to do it!
I can't wait to take my gun
And actually shoot it!"
This gets me everytime!
"You'll end up with acute PTSD"
Got me rolling
If a PC is a wood chipper, a console must be a pencil sharpener.
And if consoles are the automatic sharpener, mobile gaming is a manual sharpener, that you have to pay for to complete every sharpening. Like Candy Crush.
That animation at 1:32 is crazy good. Well done.
What kind of Disney looking dance is this?
In 2013 I love this song
In 2021 I still love this song today
Clearly they've never seen Rimmy.
Clearly
Clearly
Kids don't turn on your computer like that.
how did he put the game in the computer before turning his PC on??
Brennan, you never had an old computer did you?
Brennan Glazier old PC didnt need it
Back in the old days I remember we use computer like tha.
Tf you talkin about
In Arma, there are no basics.
There are basics like how to open your inventory, sprint, aim, zoom in, ect.
Just had to ruin it didn't you.
this recommended 6 years later
Me: waits 2 hours for order to shoot at hostiles
also me: gets ordered to retreat
"Acute PTSD"....
LMAOOOO
Thats accurate... In some way
Someone tell sfctwZockt that I've add subtitles to all of my videos. You can press the [CC] button to enable them (and they aren't the horrendous auto-generated ones, either).
I'd tell him myself, but TH-cam is apparently being a grumpy fart today and won't give me the option to "Reply" to his comment.
My bad. But I never look at the buttons and didn't knew there is something like that. ty
Good on you I wish more people would add proper subs not just using the youtube crap
WE NEED MORE VIDEOS!
When are you going to add another video?
Why arent you making videos i now its hard to make animasen but 1 year past
before you made a video an posted it.
1:30 "I say we run and gun." "No, because that's too much fun."
Reminds me of the moment I started actually enjoying the game.
Due to me forgetting my thermal scope at base, a 10-minute sniper hunting mission at the hills turned to a 30 min session of "Ghillie or Grass". When we finally got the sucker, we realized we were on a hill next to a town full of enemies, in full view of their sights. We realized we were screwed, so my teammate (who was sitting next to me in real life) turned to me and said, dead serious. "Drop all your gear, run to the city, pray no bullets hit you."
Miraculously we survived the mad dash down the hill, killed some CSAT with pistol, took their gear, and fought on (we cant escape the town because it's pretty much open terrain around it). In the end we died because while being rearguard I missed a guy on a balcony. The AI just unloaded his fukken Katiba into the small alley we were in.
Sovietwomble: *laughs in civilian casualties*
Damn, that is some smooth animation.
Smoother than the game's. *rimshot*
I just love how he gets instantly shot when he gets inside a dayz server, just like the actual goddamn game...
Even now in Exile it still happens, despite the things discouraging it
7 years im still here
Welcome back
I used to watched this, and it’s pretty much my childhood
Don't mind me, I'm just coming back here for the masterful accordion playing.
Wow, you're so special.
idk what's the backlash, the accordion is pretty nice
Personally, I think DayZ takes away the action and excitement of ArmA 2.
ArmA may be slow paced, but there is eventually a huge payoff. Nothing like leading a tank assault to take an entire town over while friendly jets pick off TOW missile batteries.
DayZ is basically zombie simulator while ArmA is a military simulator
I think it's great that they've made DayZ a standalone. Both are great, but separately and in their own respects.
***** Then there's no such thing as a 'war simulator' in general.
Pablo Montes Actually ArmA can be considered a military simulator, as it is one of the most accurate video games on the market, depicting proper combined arms, squad tactics, tactical and strategic maneuvering, and other things not really highlighted on the 'arcade' series of video games like BF, CoD, etc.
***** wasn't the 'Amercia's Army' series here developed for the US army?
2:04 i guess they were looking at modders
1:03 slap
Ive tried Day Z, you really gotta be a mindless zombie to play that.
Yeah no.
Arma actually gets intense as fuck sometimes
+Jeramiah Gatza Pisses me off that everyone just gets it for the survival shit and skips some of the really good gamemodes like Insurgency, Domination, King of the Hill, Tactical Realism, Invade and annex etc.
+ZoliantaoTechnology I wish more people played Invade and Annex and domination, they were some of my favorite tactical coop modes but now there is only a couple small I&A servers and no one playing Domination, King of the hill is okay when you get to around lvl 20 and can fly the A-143 Buzzard
Real arma players don't play scenarios they create their own missions.
Not enough crawling for 4 hours only to be gunned down by a single MG nest
8 years later and this is still accurate.