The Division Could Have Been Amazing
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NakeyJakey is quickly becoming one of my favorite content creators. bada boom, bada bing, PETER PAN, STEPHEN KING
Beautiful
That’s the bedtime song imma sing to my future kids
Facts
MICHAEL SCOTT SEBRING
Imma tell my kids thats the mocking bird
I was excited about The Division when they announced it because it looked like the closest thing to Escape From New York in a videogame form. They should've gone all in and populated the city with crazy gangs of cannibals and crackheads, used destroyed landmarks as notable locations and made the story a morally gray mission by a corrupt government. You could side with some gangs to guarantee safety in certain locations, but you'd always be vulnerable and low on resources, making scavenging, stealth, dirty jobs and even stealing from other players a necessity. Basically a mix of STALKER, MGS and DayZ, all set in a postapocalyptic New York. Add some sweet-ass 80's synth soundtrack and you've got one hell of a game.
I actually had a scrapped line from the intro where I also mentioned Escape from New York and then made a dumb metal gear pliskin joke
I was literally about to post a comment mentioning this. Glad to think others had a similar idea. Escape From New York is a fantastic movie that deserves a video game of it's own.
Mattchester I agree with you about the 80’s soundtrack 👍🏻😏
Sir, I know that this is an old post but you just perfectly described Dying Light 2.
How are you not the person in charge
Jakey, you better become a game designer and save the industry.
G
@@laurensdesmet70 Hope your career works out for you, small indie devs are the only chance we have.
Naw, a director.
@@laurensdesmet70 same here
I've noticed that watching video game video essays made by video gamers is very god damn useful
@@aurin_komak you dont need to be the chef to know the food sucks
“You can’t interact with the massive open world!”
*umm, try again honey, car doors*
WHO NEEDS MORE INTERACTIONS THAN CAR DOORS
Checkmate Atheists
The only high I've ever gotten was closing 2 car doors at once in the Division
Good topic, great quality, great editing... All around a great video.
Unsubscribed
notmy realname lol why
notmy realname Thank god, a funny and original comment
This is gonna be copy pasted everywhere.
Too good
Finofo "be the change you want to see in the world"
I love how instead of just saying “this game is bad, devs make it better please”, you actually give thought out ideas to change the game and create something doable, unique (in games), and objectively cool. Love your videos. That’s all
Hey, it's the future. That shit didn't happen.
Hey it's the future, raid got delayed to 2020 LUL
Still nothing
Hey its the future again its 2021 now
Hey guys, future here, now I'm waiting for "Cyberpunk 2077 Could Have Been Amazing"
Dear future me, you came here for 3:03
Cade Roman thanks
How many are we?
@@vedgerna3366 More like when are we?
Also, 5:57
This rhymes so hard its scaring me
I love the idea of Jakey calling his local gamestop and just saying "hey it's me" and they immediately know who it is
That's because he's the only guy who walks there bouncing on an exercise ball
I always think the division is still in development and can't wait for it to release. Then I remember, ah shit
24 Frames Of Nick whats up nick
I see you almost everywhere (+ I'm subbed to you aswell). I've seen you multiple times on Brockhampton music video comments.
This comment still holds up to this day
@@yeti4269 the last update 1.8 ruined the game. It still better than division 2 combat but, it certain aspect it’s bad. Wish Ubisoft actually payed attention to the people
"I don't think Jake Gyllenhal has ever hurt anybody"
You must not have seen Nightcrawler
C'mon Frank let's play night crawlers
Both a night crawler and it’s always Sunny reference in a two comment-comment thread? Perfect!
Or ‘Love, Sex, And Other Drugs’
lol thought the same
0:37 that’s always been my thing about games that level enemies.
Think about this... IF, everytime my character levels up, every single enemy in the game “levels up” (gets more life and increased damage, but otherwise stays the exact same)... what is really the point of leveling outside of gaining new skills?
If you’re going to scale-level enemies with the player why not have the player and enemies stay at the same health from beginning to end of the game and just grant new skills upon leveling up?
It’s like an arbitrary and unnecessary addition Devs make to reinforce the idea that you’re progressing, while also realizing that they didn’t put enough enemy varieties into the game to give you new, stronger ones to fight as you get stronger...
And that’s the problem with that approach, you never feel as powerful as you should feel, because the game scales enemy levels and power to compensate for your power and HP.
almost as if it's cheaper and they didn't want to bother making different enemies.
That is every bugthesda game for u but your gear dont get stronger
@@Meloche67 late game bandits are robbing you for 5 gold while they are wearing daedric armor worth 20 000 gold
that is the problem
then it be like warframe
you literally melt everything
and if you want to push it go to an endless run and see how powerful your build is
spoilers if you have that specific set up even at lvl 9999 enemies will still melt but you will die in an instant you forget about yourself
like invis and shit
3:00
"badaboom, badabing
Peter Pan, Steven King"
lolwut?
I never comment. I should. love your videos man. appreciate ya. keep it up
legendary lines :D
Most Ubisoft games COULD be great
The problem is, they are developed by Ubisoft.
We all have the friend who hypes up ubisoft games, then when you play them they end up being the most underwhelming experience you've ever had in a videogame
Ubisoft is full of games that are fun as shit but are ruined cuz goobisoft
Rainbow Six is pretty good in my opninion
So Ubisoft is the Xbox of the video game developer/publisher world. They're close, but no cigar.
So basically what you're saying is if The Division was nothing like The Division, it would be really good?
nope, he's saying if you took the massive and atmospheric open world of the division, and the gameplay of the survival dlc and expanded on both then the game would be really good.
Yes but also no
@@alexangerman7960 I wonder how the multiplayer the last of us 2 gonna be
@a-Tron imagine a battle royale like game mode, if it was free for all and with the crafting system the game already has
@@dominikbury2 stop with all the battle royale
Jakey is basically describing a perfect mashup of Dying Light and The Division.
This guy is great, he posts snaps of himself on the can beatboxing
Oscar Morales Lmao What’s his snap??
@@achtee we never found his snap :(
You basically explained my dream survival videogame..... also wut if they add night vision for when you creepin down in those minecraft creeper subways looking for some military loot but instead find some good ass lore on the outbreak.....jakey
the bluejay see this is where it gets boring and not scary. Thats where all the devs get it wrong. Flashlight only
Look into escape from tarkov
nah man but the night vision is like the one from outlast where u need to find batteries to keep using it
@@jayjustjay7871 Umm... Dying Light?
@@zhin8294 but I want to shoot people all the time so no.
lol division 2 is going very far from what jakey wants .
He just wants dying light, but better.
Dang, is it? After seeing this I'm looking at division 2 gameplay seeing if it's anything like this.
The Division he wanted would be a single/co-op survival game, not a looter shooter
@Expired Milk I think it's fun
@@Xumal it isn't but what jake is describing isn't the really division. The divison 2 is awesome and really awesome with friends
Characters freezing at -21C?
*laughs in Canadian
Laughes in Canada ain't day damn cold i live in Canada laughes *SHUT THE FUCK UP*
I see ze 10 year old has entered the chat
gets frostbite at -40c
*laughs in russian
@@alexangerman7960 nah, at least where I live it's pretty good. We just got a new 5 schools where I live in the past 5 years, and teachers are getting payed more.
bunch of childs being salty for no reason ahah
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You have provided me and my friends a lot of entertainment since you started up and we all get excited when you release a new video. Keep it up snakeboy
Someone just needs to hire Jakey to be their game concept designer.
"I don't think Jake Gyllanhaal has ever hurt anyone"
I've daydreamed about an open word Metro 2033. Imagine having the entire Moscow metro open to explore, as well as the destroyed city above. It'd be this blending of the current metro games, silent hill survival horror, and some fallout 3 post apocalyptic city exploration. If only.
Having just completed two playthroughs of metro 2033 redux, goddamn yes! When the game loads from chapter to chapter i saw all the different stations on the map and i wanted to explore them so bad.
@@aldomacias6430 Same! I'd be fine with it not even following artyom's story. If it was an rpg. It could have a faction system similar to new vegas.
This comment was only a year ago, hasn't Exodus been out for like 2 or 3 years?
@@cosmicpanda7043 Exodus doesn't take place in moscow. Like I want to freely explore the metro and the city above
A few weeks ago this channel just showed up in my recommended videos and it's one of the few times TH-cam really came through for me. Easily one of my favorite channels, keep it up hot boy
Eric Bishton TH-cam recommendations were invented specifically to lead people to this channel
Thank you for what you do dude. Your videos are funny, smart, comfy, and imaginative. Even when I'm in the dumps I can't help but feeling really happy and hold a childlike sense of wonder watching one of your vids. Your vids give a a unique feeling of nostalgia and wonder and I sincerely thank you for doing it. Dog bless.
This is exactly why I love his videos. It reminds me of when me and my friends would get in trouble in school for talking too much during class about how cool we think a certain game will be when it comes out or how amazing it could've been if the developers tweaked some things around. As we've gotten older I don't think we really have the time to dive deep into games anymore like we used to; at least I know I don't.
If this game had introduced a Zombie mode , it would ve beeen something else. The Division world was literally ready for the zombies to be introduced. Dark alleys, buildings , destroyed city. Damn.... i wish
What I love about your content is that I keep seeing your older vids in my recommendations and they all slap like a groovy ass bass. They always catch my bassttention at the opening line cast and the crew of you and your yoga ball is so well rounded and down to earth. Your stuff is just great. I wouldn't say I love you but there's definitely a place you planet fitness in my heart. Man that was bad. But your videos definitely aren't. Keep killing it man seriously :)
“Some salt, some pepper, paprika, and badaboom badabing Peter Pan Steven king”
NakeyJakey, 2017
Who is this hotboy and why is he so correct about video games
Playing Dying Light 2 right now, I know you mentioned at the end you played the first one and I absolutely agree it’s not really anything like what you described but the second one feels close in a lot of ways, specifically what you mentioned about climbing up the sides of buildings, you can wander into many of the floors of the skyscrapers in 2 and just find zombies sleeping in the dark, it feels straight out of I am legend and it’s such a cool feeling!
This would've been so sick man, a 3rd person hard ass apocalyptic snowy looter shooter you could play with friends, but nope
HES A FRACKIN GENIUS, I WOULD PLAY TF OUT OF THAT GAME
It's called dying light
Brobdingnagian Loaph not.really.qui
Yeah zombie games are great and not played out at all.
I would fuck the play out of the game he's describing it sounds so good
@@anthonysantos3629 Try Dying Light. 80% of the things he said in this video are in Dying light. I'm only suggesting this because you said that you'd love the game that he described, so I'm positive that you'll enjoy dying light a shit ton. A suggestion from a gamer who is also a huge fan of these types of survival openworld games. And an added bonus to dying light, it's got full Parkour mechanics similar to Mirror's edge. But unlike mirror's edge, it's completely openworld, so you can climb anything that you see instead of the read highlighted stuff.
Also, they just recently announced Dying Light 2 and I couldn't be mkre excited. You can check out the teaser trailer for that game to somewhat understand what kind of game it's gonna be. And I'm sure that you will immediately see some similarities to this video in the teaser.
Agreed, the potential was there
Woah.. its Rycon
R Y C O N
Nakey Jakey videos are just cram packed with late 90’s early 2000’s nostalgia and I love it
I can just go outside a play the division in real life even in NYC!
It’s been a while since I watched a random vid and laughed hard and subscribed. Good job man.
same here.. just one year later
@@iTzzzzzzMeh same, another year later
Same here 6 months later
wow I think this is the first vid I found of him 3 years ago. Remember watching through all his old videos when I first found him too lol
I like how you think, and I liked how you edited the video
subscribed!
guest_01 you are now a warm boi on your way to being a hot boi
“i don’t think jake gyllenhaal has ever hurt anyone”
oh boy jakey, if only you knew
"I dont think jake has ever hurt anyone"
Queue: Nightcrawler, prisoners, and nocturnal animals
"Bada boom bada bing, peter pan stephen king"
Another masterful vid, keep it up champ
You the best, snake boi. Saintlike is my warmup song at the gym
Okay now take everything jakey said and add some fucking multiplayer, imagine having to split the loot so everyone has enough gear to survive and getting to explore the world maybe in a group or split up and find loot, imagine your friend being like, hey found a subway tunnel, and youre like alright let regroup there and explore and your friend can either say nah im taking this loot for myself and go down and die by himself or shoot a flare or something and you all gather at the subwat tunnel and clear it out, possibly being swarmed and finding no loot at all and having to evacuate putting everyone in a tough spot so it adds even more fun choices to the game
Especially if they made it similar to the Open world squad gameplay of Ghost Recon: Wildlands. The map doesn't have to be huge it just needs to be dense Wildlands was too big. That way you and your team could use cars you've repaired to cross the map quickly and regroup, or maybe even set up a kill box as a way to lure tons of enemies to you.
You cant sneak that Xavier Wulf - Thunderman at 4:11 past me. Was about to get super hyped
I heard that too
On meee
I mean, Xavier did sample that from Silent Hill 3
Reapers92 yo mamma
Today, I saw The Division on sale, I was about to buy it, but then I decided to look at reviews and just left it there. Then my next thought, was "It would be great if Jakey dropped a video before Christmas !" I went to get myself food, sat back down at my computer and first thing I see, a god damn video from Jakey about The Division posted 45 seconds ago, this is great
youre a fucking genius
Nelson The Belson No, nakey jakey is.
What I took away from this video: Steven King should Direct a version of Peter Pan
His idea wasn't even Division anymore it was just I Am Legend: The Game
This is why I loved Last of Us 2. Exploring the subway and lower parts of the buildings was so thrilling and scary. Naughty Dog understood how to make the player feel that tension. Dog bless
I’m ducking telling all of you this man will hit one million subs in 2018
He did in fact, hit a million subscribers. Almost two million as of the writing of this comment.
Fuck I wanna play Nakey's The Division so badly lol. Hopefully some devs succeed to make a proper third person zombie survival AAA game one day
Me too.
But only if EA's the producer.
Same, that would be one hell of a game
Just wanted to say that your videos have a great sense of personality to them. I can't tell you how nice it is to actually see the person speaking in these types of videos. Putting a face to the voice plays a huge role in continuing to view your stuff.
After playing mankind divided, I know what I want in terms of gameplay
The stealthiness and secret passages everywhere combined with a bunch of parkour around a post apoctalyptic city, with dozens of active events like snowstorms and high tide(Flooding the lower city) while also having variable enemy control in response to your actions
Oh yeah, and a ton of factions that all fight each other inhabiting different microbiomes within the city like an overgrown crysis looking setting, broken down waterfront, mostly intact snowy bit
5:45 It wouldn't be a Jakey's video without the mentioning of a dog sidekick. This guy knows stuff. DOG BLESS YOU JAKEY.
Jakey what are u gonna do if that ball pops
Oh god
24 Frames Of Nick the baby inside will catch him
Sorry Jakey, but the Division 2 came and went and it was just the Division in Wasington DC during the summer.
But good this time
@@kakyointhemilfhunter4273
I got bored of that game so fucking fast.
Been playing it for months now its fun with friends
@@Stefanius058 every game is fun with friends. A soon as you have to justify it that way to yourself it shows that it isn't a good game
@@Hahablubxd i have plenty of fun on my own too so dont assume too much mate
It’s mad that 3 years later the game that he has literally described is coming out this year.
Not done by Ubisoft tho
what game is this that ur talking of?
@@willbradshaw6013 dying light 2 probably
What;s fucked is that Jake's version of the game is exactly the type of game i've been wanting to come out for years. I've tried H1Z1, Rust and almost every other apocalypse game out there. Jake gets it! I'm not alone here.
breath of the wild might surve some of that fun, if you play on hard mode that is.
You 1000% nailed why I was excited going into the Division and why I never wanted to play it again after a few weeks. Utterly wasting the fantastic setting on "just kill some ordinary dudes."
One thing i will say for some time the dark zone was the most fun dynamic pvp world to have ever come into any video game ever. The tension of seeing the gray tags of other players for hours with nothing happening ,yet when someone tries to extract multiple teams looking at each other like some western stand off. Everyone just waiting for someone else to make a false move or make a mistake they can exploit. Engaging in manhunts and alerting the whole map of your location. Taking on the whole sever with a group of buddies and utilizing the dilapidated infrastructure of post apocalyptic New York. My favorite by far was going into the subway systems underground and holding out until we use out knowledge of the map above to make it out in an advantageous position for our situation.
"Badadom badabing peter pan stephen king" Bruh that shit had me dying. Just discovered this dude and omfg im addicted. Subbed and notifications on!
"Badaboom, Badabing, Peter Pan, Stephen King." - NakeyJakey, 2k17.
Eli Suro bruh nice trio picture
Don'tdrink Anddance One of my all time favorites, man. Cheers
They should have at least made the enemies die w/ headshots, no matter what, kind of like GTA.
Taylor Swift fans pooped their pants in anger when Jakey said "I don't think Jake Gyllenhaal has ever hurt anyone"
i’m bothered, yet tickled that my daily catchphrase for the past two years has been
*BADA* *BOOM* *BADA* *BING* *PETER* *PAN* *STEPHEN* *KING*
Yesterday my friends and I were talking about how the aesthetic of the division was so nice but the game was unenjoyable.
Best vids on youtube, If you done a pod cast i would throw myself at that
He liked it, nakey podcast confirmed?
DO IT! JUST DO IT!
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Can someone make a mod for the division doing exactly what he all said
it's multiplayer tho and I highly doubt ubisoft would support that
u made me want to play the division in less than 10 minutes than the studio has in the entire time it's been out.
bada-boom bada-bing peter pan stephen king
So basically what he’s saying is he wants a I am legend game
ur smart
@@pierreo33 ur loyal
I could watch an hour long video of jakey just discussing his perfect game in extensive detail
I always thought The Division was a cool idea. Lacking in content, but a cool idea nonetheless. But god damn, Nakey's version of The Division blows ubisoft's out the water. I want to play that god damn game and climb in those office buildings.
Josh It lacked content in the beginning but not anymore. I don't even have enough time to finish everything before the weekly reset.
Instead of grappling hooks what about suction cups made from plungers
You should sue fortnite for stealing your idea dude
,holy shit i thought he was shitposting
@@stereosets1 then code name Kids next door should sue this guy
Hi just wanted to say at 4:06 the way you say "who cares" is so in-the-pocket I'm gooshing
Everyone's dreams: ZOMBIES, SURVIVEAL, BIG BOI STUFF!
Ubisoft: 2 words *"Washington DC"*
A new Jakey video??? Look like Christmas came early this year!
Your content is trash garbage
bad comment disliked
This man is a genius and i love him
NakeyJakey should really get a team of devs and make a game. He's got great ideas and probably would be the best candidate to perfect this sort of game.
3:01 this bit makes me laugh harder the more I watch it. That is a rare gift in comedy.👏🏻
I swear I always wanted a game like this. You are just adding fuel to the fire that is my burning lust for this game. I literally lost all interest when I heard division has bullet sponge. And I followed it closely until then. Hoping it would be what escape from tarkov is.
Have you played dying light?
Dying light got the night time horror down you had run or sneak past the big beast zombies who would wreck your shit if you fought them. Maybe one day the ps6X we could get fully enterable city buildings, and i bet the credits for a game like that would look the Vietnam war memorial, but different.
Mike Bison my first timing playing dying light going out at dark was the scariest thing
Also it has grappling hooks
This game looked absolutely bonkers stunning graphically and atmosphericly at the time and ran incredibly well too
I saw a pic of the old PS2 memory card screen with all of the emblems and I immediately thought, “this makes me want to watch nakeyjakey.”
...sure enough, TH-cam had this vid I’ve yet to watch at the top of my recommendeds.
I love you 💕
BADDA BOOM BADDA BING
PETER PAN
STEPHEN KING
this is channel is stoner nerd heaven
JAkob right?
Ubisoft: wow that's a cool concept!
Also Ubisoft: *puts the concept in a blender*
Jake mentioning Snow Day AND While You Were Sleeping in one video? LOVE IT!!!
Totally forgot about Hilary Duff's Metamorphosis album, bless you hot nakey boy
*Badaboom badabing, Peter Pan Stephen King*
Closest anyone got to Jakes dream was "I am alive" for ps3.
I was watching this dude's videos and I figured out that it would be hilarious if jakey made a video the normal way he does it but he edits himself to be spinning the whole time
Ths division probably COULD HAVE been the pioneers of the whole "Battle royal" trend currently going on. They would have easily perfected it because the game is already set up to ve that way. A sequel to the division with the battle royal game mode would most likely make the game 10x better.
It's coming
Before even starting the video let me tell you, *I agree*
4:08 is easily one of the creepiest shots in cinema. If i saw that while playing a game id probably scream and empty the clip
0:09 "I don't think Jake jyllenhaul hurt anybody"
**sad Peter Parker noises**
jyllenhaul?
He should do games that should bang Breath of the Wild and Dark Souls Trilogy...
I'm still dreaming for a Ocarina of Time mixed with Dark Souls with strong RPG elements
looks like elden ring is your wish come true
Nakey Jake man, you are the best channel on youtube rn. You should be soooo much more noticed than you are! Love ya, dog bless
the funniest part was when you tried to read that Polish name out loud. good effort, gave me a good laugh
Survival mode sounds like a combination of Metro series and skyrim's hot and cold mod