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  • @rob_iola8593
    @rob_iola8593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5726

    Watching Badger with a broken tibia

    • @ledankmemer6706
      @ledankmemer6706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FRICK U

    • @danielhuffman9386
      @danielhuffman9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Would you like to know how to raise cockroaches?

    • @dem4rshmello
      @dem4rshmello 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If I break mine will it make you feel better

    • @TRZ99
      @TRZ99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@danielhuffman9386 raise them in the tibia fracture

    • @hedrickgaming958
      @hedrickgaming958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sameeeee, really though I have a broken tibia

  • @LowIntSpecimen
    @LowIntSpecimen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    "No, i didn't go rogue! What do you mean?"
    "You killed 84 agents in 3 hours."
    "He had cooler shoes than me."

    • @susbedstain2900
      @susbedstain2900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rogue

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@susbedstain2900 shhhh

    • @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270
      @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LowIntSpecimen … aye, fair enough

    • @randorookie8587
      @randorookie8587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@susbedstain2900 counter point sweet and I can not stress this enough loot

    • @tbagonyou6937
      @tbagonyou6937 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m 😊m Mmm Mmmmll Mmm k
      Lo I’m ip lkkl Mmm Mmm probably
      I’m Bout
      Probably Mo
      Moew I’m just pretty 😊 P kinda tired m😊o

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    9:07 he actually chose the right one since the one he chose does 4.29 million damage per minute while the other does 3.84 million damage per minute

    • @thebiglad6163
      @thebiglad6163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      You say america, i say murica, either way, it's still delivering freedom at high speeds

    • @brysonkuervers2570
      @brysonkuervers2570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      what's the formula for figuring that out, i'm kinda retarded so it'd be a big help thks lol

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@brysonkuervers2570 RPM×damage, for example 500 damage at 100 RPM becomes 500×100=50,000

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brysonkuervers2570 alternatively, if you don't like doing math, you can look at the RPM vs damage of the 2 guns. In this video's case, the left gun does slightly less than half the damage of the eight gun, while the right gun does a bit more than half the firerate

    • @seht1885
      @seht1885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Close but your math is wrong it would actually total 4.29M you carried a 1 instead of the 3 from the second 5 x 6. Good effort though.

  • @archvile5869
    @archvile5869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Agents: be quiet, we wanna go as stealthy as possible
    Badjur: *closes two car doors at once *

    • @Hll_bast
      @Hll_bast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *loads shotgun*
      Hello again archvile >:)

    • @archthearchvile
      @archthearchvile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hello brother

    • @REDBIRD-xv5tk
      @REDBIRD-xv5tk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@archthearchvile we have been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty

    • @archthearchvile
      @archthearchvile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@REDBIRD-xv5tk I stole the car look for the actual owner

    • @REDBIRD-xv5tk
      @REDBIRD-xv5tk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@archthearchvile ok thanks for your help I'll track him down by using his ip adress

  • @TheJoeantonucci
    @TheJoeantonucci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    8:35 Every doom player ever.
    “Because reloading is stupid.”

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Deadass

    • @homicidalducktape
      @homicidalducktape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Are they wrong?

    • @dreadpiratedan4664
      @dreadpiratedan4664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheJoeantonucci
      Moar like:what's reloading

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *looks at super shotgun*

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Barry Morganti We’re not wrong!

  • @snarex3272
    @snarex3272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    Watching this while realizing R6 Quarantine: *Anyways, I started theorizing*

    • @fastgunnns3881
      @fastgunnns3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hol up.....

    • @carfights
      @carfights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Don’t know bout you but I’m going with this guy when the government collapses

    • @NamelessVex
      @NamelessVex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Watching this while hiding from the hyenas and COVID in 2020, cause this is the new lore of the division.

    • @wrangell4007
      @wrangell4007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The beginning of this video is very much accurate to 2020

    • @thatoneleaf9895
      @thatoneleaf9895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      if R6 is Rainbow Six Siege
      whats in the canister? You may ask...

  • @andymorales9574
    @andymorales9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    “That spread like a pandemic” ...people watching this in 2020:🥺😢

    • @HighShamanMoses
      @HighShamanMoses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *nervous chuckle*

    • @cwillson9848
      @cwillson9848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I am in danger

    • @beter7497
      @beter7497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Crying “you right”

    • @cash616money5
      @cash616money5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That’s what I said

    • @aidenjayheaviside3799
      @aidenjayheaviside3799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Literally hear the line and went to see if anyone commented recently lmaooo

  • @the404error7
    @the404error7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    I feel like the Tec 9 with a drum mag or belt-fed mechanism would jam so much.

    • @SingularWendysNugget
      @SingularWendysNugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well to be honest that would happen but I fee like I should enlighten you an Smg shoots pistol round while an lmg shoots rifle rounds

    • @smug8135
      @smug8135 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SingularWendysNugget So it would fit like 350 rounds vs only like 100-200

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Drum mags jam so easily

    • @smug8135
      @smug8135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carbonwolf1087 True, but what if we use 9mm vs 5.56 or 7x62?

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smug8135 9mm drums are awful, they jam all the time or they try to push two rounds into one chamber. Lmk if you find a 9mm drum that doesnt do that because i will honestly be surprised

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    10:56 I actually have tinnitus and I can confirm, you can get double tinnitus.

    • @RADIOACTIVEBUNY
      @RADIOACTIVEBUNY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facade but from Discord same. Should’ve stopped using the 40 year old earmuffs I had for shooting, but now I just stick 9mm cartridges in my ears for double protection before putting the earmuffs on. It works lmao

    • @ducksruleflorida4882
      @ducksruleflorida4882 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RADIOACTIVEBUNY lol. I was just born with it. Doesn't affect me much.

    • @richbrownsberger5452
      @richbrownsberger5452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i didnt know what tinnitus was until i looked it up
      i also didnt know i had tinnitus until i looked it up

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sitting down doin' your thing when suddenly:
      _eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_

    • @jamesvernon2388
      @jamesvernon2388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i can aggree with that as it just gets lowder for me as well as etherything else going mute

  • @irishkelly2062
    @irishkelly2062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1951

    2:14 Did... you point to the Capitol Building... and call it the White House...
    Communist.

    • @deviousdude4162
      @deviousdude4162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Indeed he did.

    • @derrenyearwood1547
      @derrenyearwood1547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      war never changes

    • @KrazyJester480
      @KrazyJester480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      was looking for this comment. thank you.....

    • @SDEexorect
      @SDEexorect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      im from dc that ahit made mw cringe hard af

    • @jovansosa
      @jovansosa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Was gonna say that

  • @Unyko
    @Unyko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "where do you keep your 900 rounds?"
    My response: Lesion's cargo pockets

  • @burntheworld1117
    @burntheworld1117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Most ruthless criminals in the DC Metro area? I didn't realize all the politicians survived.

  • @Joshua-ep1dj
    @Joshua-ep1dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    The "e" in "Tec-9" stands for
    essentially an LMG when Mounted and Loaded

    • @bigtony2559
      @bigtony2559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua tec nines oringanil Design isn’t even full auto

    • @Joshua-ep1dj
      @Joshua-ep1dj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bigtony2559 oh you're *that guy*

    • @marco8414
      @marco8414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SMG =/= LMG
      Caliber is the decider. But it's a pistol anyway.

    • @spicy6392
      @spicy6392 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Muted and banned XD

    • @spicy6392
      @spicy6392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like chees Cake Nani da fug is an origanil

  • @0iq187
    @0iq187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "I'm unloading into her face"
    -Badger

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I'm gonna bust into kids"
      -Badguette

    • @Hi_Ping
      @Hi_Ping 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aaaaand welcome back to quotes taken out of context!
      Im your host, hi ping!

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hi_Ping *I wanna say that's straight out of a Soviet Womble video*

    • @Hi_Ping
      @Hi_Ping 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adorablecenturion8436 what? My name? Or what I said?

    • @adorablecenturion8436
      @adorablecenturion8436 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Hi_Ping Maybe neither, I don't know if "Hi Ping" is a popular joke so e h

  • @SmoothTsunami
    @SmoothTsunami 5 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    The only thing I wanna hear npc's shout is "He got Alex!"

    • @Sev3617
      @Sev3617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @owenstivala05
      @owenstivala05 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rip alex number 8728354

    • @johnmoo8072
      @johnmoo8072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Alex the Inmortal.
      That's one scary NPC. He/she has to be crafty & tough to have become a legend amongst the Rioters. Heh.

    • @wargriffin5
      @wargriffin5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who killed Captain Alex?!? Was it Tigah Mafia?!?

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They got Alex!

  • @ripoff4231
    @ripoff4231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    9:05
    That's why it's called *The DIVISION*

    • @cwgmz971
      @cwgmz971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Sighs*..... Fuck

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "Foam Blaster"
    So, a Nerf Gun?

    • @opsharp99
      @opsharp99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DEMONITISED

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon hmmmmm seems to be the GLU Gun from Prey

    • @cultist_npc
      @cultist_npc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's nerf or nothing.

    • @tacticalbandit-7312
      @tacticalbandit-7312 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No my cock

    • @bretta.6926
      @bretta.6926 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nananananananananananananannanana it’s a boom.CO. foam slinger

  • @Pressed_For_Time
    @Pressed_For_Time 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    @1:44 as a recovered addict.. You're correct on your hypothesis. But eventually this will lead to the anticipation of closing the door that will get you higher then the actual act of closing the door.

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You never fully recover man.... the knowledge that such a feeling exists and is so easily accessible is a curse that lasts your entire lifetime. Always remember to tell people to never close car doors.

    • @lordlime4746
      @lordlime4746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@moogle68 i thought that comment was serious for a sec.

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lordlime4746 if you replace the last three words of that comment with "...do heroin" then it is serious 😆

    • @lordlime4746
      @lordlime4746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@moogle68 well yeah before i saw the end I thought it was very serious.

  • @Teebs_
    @Teebs_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Ok Mr. Soviet Mammal, I'm gonna need to ask you to stop gassing me with your fire content

    • @mastamind7100
      @mastamind7100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂 Soviet Mammal

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Never thought someone would make Badger verbose

    • @The_passiveObserver
      @The_passiveObserver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HAHA FUNNY YES.

    • @corvusvocatio
      @corvusvocatio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@procrastinatingpuma yes, that is exactly what is means

    • @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS
      @DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my name is jesus christ and i come on a flying carpet to lick you on your foot

  • @bruhboi5284
    @bruhboi5284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    badger: IM GOING LOUD (with a silent gun)
    also badger: stealthy frag grenades

  • @allenbackbone
    @allenbackbone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    I wonder if you'll ever hear in the distance "DONACDUM" or maybe "AHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDICBAG" because you know Washington DC

    • @skully_exiled9879
      @skully_exiled9879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.

    • @codshotgunner
      @codshotgunner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      who knows, maybe there is someone in the hub/terminal forever fixing that broke dick piece of shit drill

    • @skully_exiled9879
      @skully_exiled9879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@codshotgunner And at some point he just rages and starts yelling ''FUCK THAT BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL!'' then looks at the guy that gave it to him and says ''WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FUCKING THING?!''

    • @goosefromdiscord9958
      @goosefromdiscord9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Someone fire the drill vendor

    • @skully_exiled9879
      @skully_exiled9879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Let's hope that Payday 3 will be a meme fest like Payday 2

  • @omegagokublack1451
    @omegagokublack1451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    7:58 “Im unloading into her face”
    -Badger 2019

    • @RDDESIGNOFEHT
      @RDDESIGNOFEHT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Every bullet is a nut that got busted

    • @neath6341
      @neath6341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      instantly demonetized

    • @jamielovell3150
      @jamielovell3150 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@neath6341 yep

  • @squiredan1435
    @squiredan1435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    The crew that you tried to betray was with OperatorDrewski.

    • @MrPrussianjester
      @MrPrussianjester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      0:30 on his darkzone video th-cam.com/video/EIADT6_SohA/w-d-xo.html

    • @obedgarciajr4036
      @obedgarciajr4036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Squire Dan levelcapgaming was with drewski

    • @DCGMatthew1
      @DCGMatthew1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You don't fuck with Drewski.

    • @gir_bonic5611
      @gir_bonic5611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Keep liking to give attention

    • @zacjonas7588
      @zacjonas7588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      At 10:20 that was drewski too

  • @haden636
    @haden636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Wildcat seems a lot more chill on here than he does with Evan

    • @sirlion546
      @sirlion546 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh definitely with Evan it’s like every 20 seconds he’s yelling something

    • @King_O_Godless
      @King_O_Godless ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean even does fuck with em lol

  • @damianvelasco1873
    @damianvelasco1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:00 did he just predict corona virus?

  • @Mu3azOsman
    @Mu3azOsman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    this was the funniest reiewver hhhhhhh

  • @intely-gent1912
    @intely-gent1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Badger's goofiness, Wildcat's Sassy Sarcasm, Moo being a Literal Cinnamon Roll, and Tuxi hits us with an*UwU*

  • @mxdwnfrcemdia
    @mxdwnfrcemdia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    1:34 I did some research, and the players closed more doors than there are registered cars in the world.

    • @rick-dy7mt
      @rick-dy7mt 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Neeeeeeeeeerrrrd gg

  • @Funami1243
    @Funami1243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Say's White House points to Capitol building lol

    • @ravengaming5381
      @ravengaming5381 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For those of you wondering at 9:11 *no pun intended* the gun on the right does more overall damage with it having over double the damage and over half the RPM. Just thought I would point it out since no one else did

    • @eaSTS9
      @eaSTS9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      why do expect some youtuber kid to be smart anyways? lol..

  • @astronautindisguise
    @astronautindisguise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    8:17 Badger a Tec-9 with a box mag is just a PDW (personal defense weapon) an LMG is designed to have an intermediate cartridge (5.56) and be used as an infantry support weapon.

    • @IPWNFORCHEESE
      @IPWNFORCHEESE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or the more fun way to say it, "MASCHINENPISTOLE"

    • @freeziboi3249
      @freeziboi3249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

    • @fadhgfjkdghsakfga4657
      @fadhgfjkdghsakfga4657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You damn nerd

    • @adlerubo588
      @adlerubo588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bro when you correct do it right, personal defence weapons are unlike sub machine guns not using a pistol caliber but a smaller rifle round like the 5.7 or the 4.6. The tec-9 obviously runs on 9mm so its an smg...

    • @astronautindisguise
      @astronautindisguise 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      adle rubo HK MP7 shoots 9mm and it’s marketed as a PDW. Even SBRs can be PDWs if they have the right attachments. What makes a gun a PDW is its ability to deploy quick to save your life, and put a lot of ammo down range to make sure you’ve killed the threat.

  • @Newmancrew
    @Newmancrew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Ima be unreal engine witchu chief.... Where are the kaid and nomad vids at chief?

    • @funnymonkegaming5375
      @funnymonkegaming5375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Moar like trowable bandit gagdet an shooteble claymore

    • @idarmearanguibel2458
      @idarmearanguibel2458 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@funnymonkegaming5375 and that claymore follows the Batman's one rule

    • @liammiller3167
      @liammiller3167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ima keep it 99.99999999999999999999 and add .00000000000000000001......... where’s RDR2

    • @jordythesuper4247
      @jordythesuper4247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Operation windy bouncy castle that's the name

    • @bopsjsi7714
      @bopsjsi7714 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you said chief twice, therefore its no longer funny

  • @mememaster3417
    @mememaster3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Absolutely no one not a single man or woman
    Man all alone during stealth mission: IM RELOADING

  • @m.ubaidaadam
    @m.ubaidaadam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Wait badger has your forehead...GROWN?! 👌🏾😂

  • @magnumsz
    @magnumsz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    *getting blasted away with a foam blaster*
    "pwease helwp mwe, im dwowning"

  • @bagelmangaming2838
    @bagelmangaming2838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    When the game comes out, I'd love to see you, Tux, Moo, and Wildcat get together again

  • @Recall20k
    @Recall20k ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Yelling reload is like yelling "I'm over here shoot me"

  • @Jacob_G9
    @Jacob_G9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:50 WELL, this aged like milk!

  • @kindstranger9864
    @kindstranger9864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Nobody can stop the MooBurgerTuxCat Force from making their damned mac 'n cheese.

  • @bigman6150d
    @bigman6150d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    A tec-9 with a drum mag is a sub-lmg-gun

  • @tankdempsey558
    @tankdempsey558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Packing more heat than a hot pocket" we talking the proper times hot pocket where they're hot outside and frozen inside or we talking the fully cooked ones when the stuff inside is the same temperature as the surface of the sun

  • @bjmben88
    @bjmben88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I thought "foam blaster" was referring to all the guns in that game, because enemies are bullet sponges and the guns feel like nerf guns.

    • @ericlamb4501
      @ericlamb4501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So basically the first one again

    • @boshowatt6827
      @boshowatt6827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like... the first T_T

    • @nicholasjoseph9062
      @nicholasjoseph9062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm in the same boat too.

    • @CrabDaddySupreme
      @CrabDaddySupreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well... you weren't wrong

    • @jaypeg6300
      @jaypeg6300 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eric Lamb not really

  • @Luke-hl5wh
    @Luke-hl5wh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Badger is like ubisofts’ favorite TH-camr he always gets sponsored lol

    • @MegaDrainProductions
      @MegaDrainProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Which is weird cause he very casually makes fun of them and their games.

    • @aaronpalma9590
      @aaronpalma9590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MegaDrainProductions i think that's why, some critisism from a very relatable gaming youtuber will help get the people what they really want

    • @Hoa_Kim_Cuong
      @Hoa_Kim_Cuong 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh

    • @mahlikd8213
      @mahlikd8213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MegaDrain Ubisoft knows people trust badger because he does these things, maybe?

    • @NoahWolfWiseKingWolf
      @NoahWolfWiseKingWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes a bit of a sellout lol

  • @tei0448
    @tei0448 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I remember back in The Division 1, there was around ten of us at an extraction zone and one moment we all were doing the surrender emote, next thing you know, we're all shooting each other. That is my way of describing the Dark Zone for any new players going to the Dark Zone when this game is released. Good Luck, you're going to need it maggots

  • @phydis7556
    @phydis7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    3840000 damage a min and 4290000 damage a min. there i did the math

    • @user-cz1id3ts5m
      @user-cz1id3ts5m 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kudos to you, homie

    • @ariahsacramento6203
      @ariahsacramento6203 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wildcat the damage changes cause of distance between you and the enemy depending on both the gun and bullet shape (i guess but hey who knows)

  • @jameson1239
    @jameson1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:30 that was nomad from ghost recon wildlands

  • @zerotrig8331
    @zerotrig8331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "I've never done Heroin, But i'm pretty sure it feels similar to closing two car doors at once."
    *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

    • @Sev3617
      @Sev3617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @abdullaal-matri5185
      @abdullaal-matri5185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sev3617 😂😂

    • @turkcedirsenunsdasf7521
      @turkcedirsenunsdasf7521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Devastating Joke yes he is

    • @moogle68
      @moogle68 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a recovering heroin addict, yes I am. (He's right, bro)

    • @zerotrig8331
      @zerotrig8331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@moogle68 What about closing 4 car doors at once.
      is that like..... nutting over some jet doin' stun moves

  • @ravageiron9534
    @ravageiron9534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Moo Snuckle and I AM WILDCAT?

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Power of sponsorship my dude

    • @ravageiron9534
      @ravageiron9534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kameronjones7139 I was just really surprised to see them in the video please don't get #triggered

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ravageiron9534 I wasn't triggered nor was I really being insulting towards anyone just pointing out that they were there only because of a sponsor so don't take to much #offence from it

    • @ravageiron9534
      @ravageiron9534 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kameronjones7139 im not even close to offended... AT ALL... So...

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ravageiron9534 yeah you kinda of were considering you thought I was triggered for some reason

  • @Zrs-2
    @Zrs-2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    2:49 why does badger look like that weird scream mask? I can’t be the only person that thinks that he does right?

    • @markbaltazar6916
      @markbaltazar6916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I see it and I hate you for that mental image now lol

    • @gameridiotNOT
      @gameridiotNOT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How dare you put that image in my head that I will never get out

    • @2bad4u84
      @2bad4u84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What the hell

    • @charadreemurr5121
      @charadreemurr5121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zrs2 goddammit

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm glad I don't know what you mean

  • @shooterofknees1207
    @shooterofknees1207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Just wanna help my main man bagel since I'm a gun nut.
    SMG= pistol caliber (MP5, TEC9, UMP .45, etc.)
    LMG= rifle caliber (m249)

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i also hate when people get clips and mags mixed up. its not hard people, just use google!

    • @haydens986
      @haydens986 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shooter of Knees as a fellow gun nut, I am here to solidify your answer. Everything from.380 to .45LC.

    • @Event_LUNAE_Horizon
      @Event_LUNAE_Horizon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @122 mm APHE shell then there are also PDWs!

  • @God-xr4yu
    @God-xr4yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    How to publish a Russian Badger video on TH-cam:
    1.Have a character from the game on the thumbnail with blue or yellow background including video title.
    2.Make the title a pun or joke about topic, in all cap.
    3.Immediately follow up title with, |
    4.Have the game’s name in title (ex. SMACKS LIPS | Rainbow Six Siege)
    5.Pin favorite comment in comment section.
    6.Profit

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You say it lke it's a bad thing.

    • @God-xr4yu
      @God-xr4yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RageDrakax it isn’t a bad anything. It’s just badger might notice me then

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your ways are obselete.

    • @God-xr4yu
      @God-xr4yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RageDrakax your mother is obsolete

    • @arminosas
      @arminosas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guardian B132 Thanks for that insight

  • @The_passiveObserver
    @The_passiveObserver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Foam blaster ?
    That's a little *heterosexual* comrade.

  • @LordDoom10
    @LordDoom10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've had a "I'm reloading" moment in Rainbow Six Las Vegas. The enemy AI shouted he was reloading, then proceeds to run through the door me and all my friends have our weapons trained on.

  • @Painfulpierre
    @Painfulpierre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Ok, not gonna lie this was probably the funniest video I've seen in a while. 😂😂

    • @joshxander1514
      @joshxander1514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Claude Pierre Like right! Lol 😂 I was rolling the whole time

  • @michael-jj1hc
    @michael-jj1hc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Tec 9 is technically not an LMG since it fires 9mm which is a pistol caliber and it is not built on an LMG body and rather a pistol body

  • @Daniel-oo8py
    @Daniel-oo8py 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Little disappointed that there is a darkzone but no doorzone.

  • @B0neyKingofN0where
    @B0neyKingofN0where 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:00 Badger: Where do you keep your 900 bullets?"
    Me, in Division 1, with 3000 bullets on my specialized build: "I don't think that's enough, my guy."

  • @LakersCreed
    @LakersCreed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I really like to see russianbadger play division 2 again and see how he and his team face warlords of New York expansion, the summoned hunter, and the summit

  • @jayfreeze2848
    @jayfreeze2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Just got my wisdom teeth pulled out and they say that laughter is the best medicine... They were wrong... My shit HURTS.

    • @rage8842
      @rage8842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      can confirm. don't laugh, talk, sneeze, or spit for a week. if you're like me your stitches come out after three days so your gums are still wide open four weeks later, that's today

    • @fenfrostpaws2000
      @fenfrostpaws2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I get mine out in two weeks and I'm not looking forward to it at all now

    • @obeseraccoon843
      @obeseraccoon843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anonymous_Pancake here’s an F for yeh
      F

    • @jayfreeze2848
      @jayfreeze2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fenfrostpaws2000 The initial removal isn't bad if you are getting put to sleep. Just be sure that you aren't too dizzy because you will get vertigo and throw up.

    • @s.bregnest2857
      @s.bregnest2857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just hope nobody is recording me when I get mine pulled in a few weeks. Lol

  • @maximilliankubel415
    @maximilliankubel415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When you’re writing a autobiography but you plan to kill off the main character

  • @samninja1048
    @samninja1048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So the story of the division is 2020

  • @Gajiggles
    @Gajiggles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I mean, it just kind of looks like a reskin of the first division. Like I get that it’s a sequel and you don’t really need to innovate much, but it might just be too much like the first game without a lot of new features or innovation. But I mean if it’s well tuned and and not too terrible like the division is now, I might consider getting it.

    • @diddleydoops9705
      @diddleydoops9705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      The thing about Division 2 is everything they eventually added into the Division 1 over its lifetime is in this game. Its just... done better and balanced accordingly.

    • @nickrivas6429
      @nickrivas6429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Basically it's all of the improvements mixed with some new things. Now as to why it's being rebooted is cause despite all the fixes and improvements the player base wasn't going up. So the division 2 aims to bring back players with a game that should be fully functional.

    • @nutmalone5527
      @nutmalone5527 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      GraymanandTheLegend darkzone is different, healing is different, the ttk is different, enemies are different, the skills are different, they went from a snowy setting to this
      i dont think its a reskin, destiny 1 and 2 are perfect example of reskining

    • @LordThatch
      @LordThatch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      justin why?. They changed so many things about destiny 2 from destiny 1, saying that is just stupid

    • @diboxide
      @diboxide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@diddleydoops9705 Well let's judge that when the game actually releases. Division 1 was a mess on launch, wouldn't be shocked if Division 2 was the same.

  • @et3inuyasha
    @et3inuyasha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Folks already dumped on Badjur for mixing up the White House and the Capitol Building? Yeah, figures.
    But personally I would've gone with call ing DC "That City With The Monument That's Clearly Compensating For Something."

  • @ninyaslicey1874
    @ninyaslicey1874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:05 Minneapolis right now

  • @kevinamandahaug7852
    @kevinamandahaug7852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The division: *makes virus* 2020: write that down

  • @jooghaloogha5589
    @jooghaloogha5589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I'll distract them with my moves"
    "One aiming at the back of your head Alpha"

  • @joaodavid839
    @joaodavid839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Ima keep it 100 boi he bout to do it

  • @thehoffmeister3408
    @thehoffmeister3408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Watching Badger white a broken tibia?
    I’m watching Badger with a broken heart.

  • @jmn194
    @jmn194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember in the dark zone some rando I tagged along with died, so I took his loot, extracted it, and left.

  • @majorchief5449
    @majorchief5449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Badger + Wildcat = CONTENT

  • @domonator5000
    @domonator5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He just pointed to the capitol building after saying "White house"

  • @kylewhite8434
    @kylewhite8434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Badger in regards to your question about the tec 9 becoming a lmg with a 100 round drum. It would still be classified as a a smg, as it fires pistol rounds hence the sub of submachine gun. Where as Lmgs fire intermediate cartridges such as 5.56 like the SAW and GPMGs firing full power rounds like 7.62 NATO like the M60. And heavy MG's like the M2 Browning (Ma deuce) fire bigger rounds like 50 BMG, which are usually used as anti vehicle weapons as the rounds they fire do catastrophic damage to people.

  • @liberatorkramit
    @liberatorkramit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was hands down the most entertaining Division review... Thing.. I have ever watched. If I wasn't super late and literally playing the game as I watched this, I would have pre-ordered on this alone.

  • @ayeayeron3670
    @ayeayeron3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I'm curious, how many people think The Division 2 will be better than the first game? I was really let down with the first one, since I'm really into loot based shooters, which is why I also hope Anthem will be good, but I'm skeptic of both games.

    • @pubz9456
      @pubz9456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It will so much better than the first one in terms of features and stuff like that. There are some negative points about the skill/stats but that's all in depth and mostly pvp stuff. Other than that this one will be so much better

    • @zee2826
      @zee2826 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pubz9456 yeah

    • @TheJediHero
      @TheJediHero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ubisoft has been doing better at launch for its more recent games so I’m cautiously optimistic.

    • @InvntdXNEWROMAN
      @InvntdXNEWROMAN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Loved the first game. Put about a thousand hours into it. Cannot wait to play the sequel.
      The engine has been updated to fix certain aspects of the game that couldn't be done with the previous one. Which is why it's a sequel instead of an update. Plus, I like that we're getting a new area during a different time of the year. I just hope to God that the EAC system works because the only thing that made the division hard to play were hackers.

    • @homes24
      @homes24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's literally a FUCKING RESKIN, pretty much a cod game in that sense. Don't expect anything from Ubi. Also can't wait to see all these uber hacks coming out, does the beta actually have anti cheat this time XD

  • @GuildedChunks
    @GuildedChunks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Decoy grenade ? AHAHAHAH... I yell "I'M RELOADING" When I have full mag !

  • @Ze_N00B
    @Ze_N00B 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    9:00
    left does 3.640.000 damage per minute
    right does 2.431.000 damage per minute.
    Left has higher dps but right may be more ammo efficent since it deals more damage per round.

  • @panzerplays5959
    @panzerplays5959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    if it shoots pistol rounds it is a SMG. if it shoots rifle rounds it is an LMG

    • @TheGreatJinx
      @TheGreatJinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Thorium_ Then it's a pistol brööther

    • @jorcktheoutcast8007
      @jorcktheoutcast8007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it shoots up it's a junkie..

    • @TheGreatJinx
      @TheGreatJinx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Thorium_ Sub-Sonic the Hedgehog Rounds!

    • @corbungray4393
      @corbungray4393 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are some lmgs that shoot pistol rounds hence light machine gun mmgs and hmgs only come in rifle rounds or cannon rounds

    • @CrabDaddySupreme
      @CrabDaddySupreme 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What if the tech-9 shot other pistols. Not with bullets I mean actually shot other pistols out of it at the speed of a bullet at the same room as it would normal bullets but the bullets are pistols of which also fire upon being fired

  • @tylergrossman2114
    @tylergrossman2114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:58 when you realize he is describing 2020 in a nutshell

  • @_goodwin10k73
    @_goodwin10k73 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I have to admire the durability of that girls head"

  • @RICKAFOUR
    @RICKAFOUR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok, 1:29 into this vid and I just love the comedy. subbed. Can't wait to play Division'ER when it drops!

  • @liamm7031
    @liamm7031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like in that clip where they're in the national cemetery overlooking the city, but in reality, you wouldn't get a view like that from the cemetery, you'd get a view of some suburbs, an air force memorial, a highway, MAYBE the pentagon, a few apartment complexes with a mall, and a little bit of the city if you're high up enough. And the forested areas isn't that light green, or that dusty. Oh, I almost forgot, the cemetery isn't nearly that close to the Potomac. Now i'm done doing my local guy rant, and you can keep doing whatever you're doing, knowing this random dude from D.C. is pissed at a video game for inaccurate geography.
    Edit: Forgot to mention, there aren't nearly that many trees there, and the few that are there are mainly large oak trees.

    • @Ge0ri0dagoat
      @Ge0ri0dagoat 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it is a semi fictional setting where a virus spreads in the air. So maybe trees get greenier and more trees grows and mutate cus the state has been left unchecked. Idk, im speaking as a non local guy.

  • @KGAGamer
    @KGAGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was absolutely amazing. So worth the laughs! I hope you've done more and will do more because I've subscribed!

  • @neppukuu2840
    @neppukuu2840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:57
    The weapon that does 3.2 thousand damage with 1.2 thousand FPS will have a higher penetration rate such as a 5.56 round. The weapon that does around 6 house does damage with the speed of 660 FPS is useless when shot at with armor. 45.ACP travels at around 900 FPS, so the second weapon is useless when firing at armor.
    Edit 1: wait. It’s rpm. Fricc if so, use the second weapon. If you multiply the rpm of the second weapon then it would have higher dps than the first weapon.

  • @cyanide7389
    @cyanide7389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "the white house"
    *points at the congress building*

  • @chaserzqlusive3442
    @chaserzqlusive3442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    tec-9 = a smg
    smg - fast firerate, pistol rounds, short range
    lmg - fast firerate, high capacity, rifle rounds (usually 5.56), and fairly good range, used against personnel, mainly operaded by 2 soldiers
    mmg - even faster firerate, high capasiti, rifle rounds (usually 7.62), long range, uses mainly while mounted, used against personnel and light verticals mainly operated by a squad
    hmg - fast fire rate, high capacity, high calibre somewhere from 12.7 up to 14.5, very long range, used to Pierse Armor on people (witch most of the time is considerd un ethical) small concreted walls and normal verticals and helicopters if you could hit them, again operated by a crew

    • @willburr5530
      @willburr5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chaserz Qlusive BMG = fucking run

    • @doninicanspirit
      @doninicanspirit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought there was a joke here but I’m wrong

    • @chaserzqlusive3442
      @chaserzqlusive3442 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doninicanspirit joke?

    • @NamNguyen-hn2cc
      @NamNguyen-hn2cc 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where tf did you learn how to spell?

    • @Breadlootgoblin
      @Breadlootgoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willburr5530 BFG= you are fucked

  • @outlawred6167
    @outlawred6167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So this is the guy that made the Destiny 2 trailers in the beginning!

  • @Bamboozler2349
    @Bamboozler2349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So close to 2 million badger! keep making these hilarious videos!

  • @spartanpawn007
    @spartanpawn007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best part about that car door stat is that it's just from the Division *Closed* Beta, which means that was done in only 5 days.

  • @m.e.e.shooftman1844
    @m.e.e.shooftman1844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    YE-YEEEETTTT

  • @notreal4926
    @notreal4926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    mere seconds ago, whoa

  • @DJ_MUSICMAN
    @DJ_MUSICMAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah yes tactical car door closing simulator

  • @michaelweems2516
    @michaelweems2516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best crossover ever, my favorite you tubers playing together

  • @weirdogiant6886
    @weirdogiant6886 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ...and, just when I thought this game was camper free, badger's sitting on rooftops...
    Well, at least it was reasonable, he had a sniper...

  • @andrewlee-do3rf
    @andrewlee-do3rf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:59 OMG....this thicc boi.....what an absolute unit. I am in awe of the size of this lad :P

  • @austinmatos6299
    @austinmatos6299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This is what the division 1 looked like in the trailer

    • @fenchellforelle
      @fenchellforelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      my thoughts exactly

    • @jayaez3887
      @jayaez3887 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Division 1 trailer was basically concept art. All of this footage is actual gameplay. Next?

  • @exobolt9712
    @exobolt9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To Wildcat's math, assuming rpm translates to bullets/min:
    -127000 @ 143 bullets/min = about 888 damage/min or 14.8 damage/sec
    -3.2k @ 1.2k bullets/min = about 2.6 damage/min or .044 damage/sec
    -6.5k @ 660 bullets/min = about 9.84 damage/min or .1641 damage/sec

    • @JohnSmith-nr1qn
      @JohnSmith-nr1qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      A gun that does 127000 damage per round, and fires 143 rounds per minute, does 888 damage per minute? LMFAO LOLOLOLOL

    • @JohnSmith-nr1qn
      @JohnSmith-nr1qn 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      × not ÷ bud LOLOLOL

  • @cornedemeyer
    @cornedemeyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Never laughed so hard when you said, it's OK the five second rule applies XD

  • @steveharveysayingnani651
    @steveharveysayingnani651 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ya know there is an accommodation in div 1 called "doorman" where u gotta close like 300 cardoors I got it too

  • @CrimsonPisces113
    @CrimsonPisces113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Yeah good times* 1:21

  • @jamesfpiper
    @jamesfpiper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sub-machinegun refers to a gun shooting a pistol caliber cartridge, vs a medium or light machinegun which shoots a rifle or intermediate cartridge. So a Tec-9 chambered in 9mm would still be a sub-gun regardless if it fed from a drum or box magazine.

  • @pktunic4297
    @pktunic4297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My personal favorite NPC line: Youre in the wrong garden little rabbit.😂😂😂

    • @jaym89z99
      @jaym89z99 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that from far cry new dawn ?