Love this guy. You are spot on about racism. Been white for almost 67 years and never once thought myself better than anyone of a different color. My parents taught me to support my family, do what’s right and respect everyone until they give me a good reason not to. I do however hold a prejudice against anyone not willing to work. Don’t forget the truck, never ever reach into the bed of anyone’s without permission.
If you consider yourself an American instead of a United States citizen, then you are in fact racist. Can you tell me a person’s race or ethnicity by the term United States citizen? How about American, African American, Mexican American, Asian American? Even tho American refers to the continent.
@@elpacho....9254 he said nothing about that. you clearly have some personal issues you need to deal with. just cause the media tells you we hate immigrants, doesnt make it true. you are a follower clearly, and no nothing about american values.
I agree. I'm half Indian and I was taught by both my parents that I have never been above or beneath anyone. I may be better off than some but I am no better than any. They may be better off than me but never better. And I see all people that way.
@@elpacho....9254I understand, I know people through out the American continent are Americans. The problem is in the US, we don't have another word specifically for "people who live in the US". Like in South America, people can say "American" to include everyone and also have words for people from each country, including people living in the US. We don't have that in the US. We would need to create another word and would be great if it's equal or less syllables lol. Is there a word that you would like to offer that might make sense to use? "United State citizen" actually feels like it excludes a lot of Americans in the US. Not every one is a citizen yet and that doesn't mean they are "less American". Not saying all immigrants are illegal but it takes time to become an actual US citizen. And I don't think you need to be a citizen to be an "American living in the US", you are an "American living in the US" if you live here, regardless of immigration or legal status. I'm not sure why we would need to know someone's race with every use of the word. The US has a lot of different races and cultures, everyone is still an "American living in the US" aka American (in our use of language). If someone wants to explain their race/ethnicity further, they could specify that like you say in your comment
@@Rissy617 you are either a u.s citizen or you’re not a u.s citizen. You are a citizen of whatever country you happen to be from, but you cannot be a citizen of a continent. The United States is a collection of 50 states bound by the United States constitution; it is a constitutional federal republic. The United States constitution clearly says: we the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union… The president of this country is referred to as the POTUS ( president of the United States) you can easily google the official presidential seal. It says seal of the president of the United States. Every branch of the military in this country uses the prefix United States, not American. There is no American army, only the United States Army. The currency in this country is the u.s dollar; in Canada it’s the Canadian dollar. OF America refers to the continent. Whenever I cross a border checkpoint, the border agents asks if I am a United States citizen as claiming to be American would be like claiming to be European and trying to cross countries borders. American simply does not suffice.
You’ve got the duct tape & zip ties, but you keep forgetting about the bailing wire. Don’t forget about the bailing wire - key component of the engineering puzzle.
Dude got me heated and he didn't even call me a racist. I'm sitting here eating food getting pissed about being accused of racism and no one is even talking to me. That's how you know he's right.
You my friend, are 100% correct. My dog, my child, my rights, and my anti-racial views will get you hurt if disrespected. Keep up the good work and making statements while making us laugh.
Other than the Chuck Norris bit……this is 100% on point. That last bit will cause you to get knocked out messing with the wrong one. I eat, sleep, work, and provide for my family. I don’t have time to worry about someone else having a little darker pigment
Exactly... and that is a common equation for most of us. We just want to do what we do and take care of our families in peace. Everybody else worry about their own lives. I'll worry about mine. I couldn't care less about pigments.
Ya gotta love the Chuck Norris mysteria. I've never met him, but have heard he is a stand up kinda man. Yeah, we Rednecks like him. I don't think he has ever played a villian in any of his movies.
My best friend married into a redneck family. He ain't the first black redneck I've met, but it was funny as hell seeing him go from East Point "Crip" (He was in 7th grade and moved into the country.) To camo wearing, shirtless, landscaper, with his father-in-law's ingenuity. The hood and the trailer park ain't so different. Just got some dialect differences.
This was on my recommend list. I don't think I've ever heard a better brutally truthful and hilarious message! 😎🏆 You sound like one of my black friends when he says "Do *not* call me African American.. I ain't from Africa fool!" 😂
@@stimpsonjcat26 It's pretty much the context of the comment. Imagine if I stated "friend" in my post as you wished it would be. I'd be dealing with "If he's Mexican, why does this matter? or "White people have no right to say that". My reply? Some being a social justice warrior. My friend *prefers* to be called black because he has pride in his roots. That's one of the ingredients that makes him such a good friend for over 40 years - he has good standards, values, and morals. My question to you - why do you feel the need to be a social justice warrior for *my friend of 40 years?* Do you have something that would make our already great friendship better? No.. you have absolutely nothing.. so maybe mind your own business and worry about your own? Too busy leaving comments for people on TH-cam that you'll never meet to give them unsolicited advice on their lifetime friendships? 😂
@@thegreatcornholiofb3037 I wasn't being a social justice warrior lol. I wasn't saying you can't describe your friend as black. It just isn't necessary IMO. I just think It sounds funny. Pretty sure most people with a brain would have figured it out without the description.
I'm the Colonel of the Michigan constitutional Militia, your spot on. Definitely about the dogs and racism. Our first rule is absolutely no racism. The first violation is the only one, that will get you removed from the group for life. Love you brother, keep spreading the message
Dale was like licorice, you either loved him or hated him depended if you was a bowtie or oval fan, back in my day I was an Davie Allison and Alan Kulwicki fan RIP I lost total interest after those two died
As a card carrying member of the Redneck clan I can reaffirm that you're 100% correct !!! You can learn everything you need to know about the Government by putting rocks in a 5 gallon bucket next to a pasture. Also Chuck Norris is So Badass that he could win a staring contest with the Sun !!!
Okay, I'm going to need help understanding the *everything you need to know about the Government by putting rocks in a 5 gallon bucket next to a pasture* part.
Yeah other than the chuck Norris part this is true, my family raised me to be prepared for anything . They also taught me that a person’s character is built from their actions and ethics not they skin color. Y’all be blessed
Chuck Norris once gave some used pjs, belts and watches to some under-priveleged teenagers. You might of heard of them, they are called the power rangers.
Actually Chuck Norris part isn't completely accurate heard allot of Chuck Norris jokes growing up. The last one was on point one of the most aggravating stereotypes is prior in the south are racist and not very diverse especially when your like me born raised in Arkansas the road I live on now has Vietnamese, Mexican, black, white people things are peaceful and quiet maybe because the old Vietnamese lady likes cooking for everyone she's a great person
I love my Millie girl. One of the reasons I'm able to get through tough days. For people it's easy going throughout life. But unfortunately not for some. I've got PTSD and my dog Millie is a life saver. Trust me. Mans best friend. And Sir, I'd love the opportunity to meet you one day. I think you are freaking funny and your video content is so true and hilarious.
100% spot on about the dog. Do NOT mess with a redneck's dog. That dog has been with us through thick and thin - through good times and bad. They're there when you go hunting and when you come home after a bad day at work. Rednecks will give up their truck before they give up their dog. Although we do have some affection for a good quality barn cat too. (man I still miss some of the best dogs we ever had)
Yup, this is pretty accurate. I am a peaceful person but I almost got into a fight with some drunks at the bar that I lived next to for barking at my dogs and let's not get into the time a guy that said he was going to kill my dog.
The Dr that caught Chuck Norris when he leapt out of his Mama ended up in intensive care. NOBODY slaps Chuck. Chuck don't pay as much for gas as you. He just stares at the pump and the price falls. Chuck has never really gotten angry. I know because we still have an Earth.
Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945. Germany capitulated on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not. Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands. Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug. The bear isn't dead, it's just too scared to move. Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
I went through an ENTIRE pandemic and didn’t know of this man’s talent. What a shame for me, but I’m here now! And he’s right about my dogs. Don’t mess with my dogs.
You're absolutely 💯correct with me as far as someone says something bad or puts my dog which isn't just a man's best friend but my dog is my baby ❤my child.. I couldn't have kids so he is my child and if someone is disrespectful towards my child ohhh it is on like Donkey Kong! So you are spot on with this! Lovin ya and enjoy your videos..
My favorite thing to do on my way to hike in the wilderness is blast dueling banjos when I get behind tourists coming into the wilderness. Lol I can feel the aw shit mentality
Never mess with my kids, grandkids, my dogs or my family. Family is 4th cause most of them can take care of business themselves. Heck! My daughter is the most dangerous member of our family but mess with my kids (I don't care if they're grown) and you'll never hear me coming for you till it's too late.
At the Karate Nationals in '68 in Oklahoma City (yes, I competed there) I saw Chuck Norris put on a demonstration that no mere human could do. Simply unbelievable. Chuck is da man!
Love your content Josh! Always thought myself a redneck..and love to play it up here in the part of the country that caused the phrase, 'White and uptight' to be invented. But after watching you... turns out I really am a redneck! Keep up the good work and us laughing!
State with the most dog owners? Arkansas. 48% of all house holds. Four things they/we will always own from about the age of 9/10: Dog, Pickup Truck, Fishing Pole, and shotgun. Walmart store that sells the most duct tape per person? Springfield MO, also where you can still buy the original military green duct tape. 😇
That last one is SPOT on. I'm not even particularly Southern (until you get to know me and notice things), but I have never been sent so absolutely into another dimension of pissed off than being accused of racism for no damn reason. That shit is vile and that form of intolerance is about the only intolerance I have.
PRAISE GOD! AND GET'R'DONE! Definitely Had me Laughing! Thanks! And DARN TOOTIN ABOUT THE DOG! ACTUALLY THE DOG'S! RIGHT UNDER THE HOLY GHOST! ESPECIALLY CHUCK NORRIS'S DOG!? HA HA!?
When I first joined the army I called this redneck a racist just because of the southern draw. He knocked my ass out and then I learned about his past. He is the only man I still talk to almost daily that I served with.
You are spot on about talking bad about my dog. If want to say something bad about my dog then better call ahead to the morgue first because talking bad about my dog is just like talking about my family.
I was waiting for the disrespecting his truck. As a kid we made our own toys. I seen my grandparents sweating for months in a garden to grow food and give it way. Thanks for sharing.
Young Man I'm an old Redneck but not your usual one my best friend is a Black American. And I believe he would agree with you as much as I do your very intelligent young man and I love what you do. God bless you and your family.
You right about the dog don't mess with my dog that brings out a different level of crazy
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@@joecampbell1187 lol you must be a cat lady
@@6cwl9 oh yeah i become 3 kinds of crazy.
@@juliearmfield2634you too huh. Dogs are awesome
@@lindsaythomson3687 who abuses their dogs?
Love this guy. You are spot on about racism. Been white for almost 67 years and never once thought myself better than anyone of a different color. My parents taught me to support my family, do what’s right and respect everyone until they give me a good reason not to. I do however hold a prejudice against anyone not willing to work. Don’t forget the truck, never ever reach into the bed of anyone’s without permission.
If you consider yourself an American instead of a United States citizen, then you are in fact racist. Can you tell me a person’s race or ethnicity by the term United States citizen? How about American, African American, Mexican American, Asian American? Even tho American refers to the continent.
@@elpacho....9254 he said nothing about that. you clearly have some personal issues you need to deal with. just cause the media tells you we hate immigrants, doesnt make it true. you are a follower clearly, and no nothing about american values.
I agree. I'm half Indian and I was taught by both my parents that I have never been above or beneath anyone. I may be better off than some but I am no better than any. They may be better off than me but never better. And I see all people that way.
@@elpacho....9254I understand, I know people through out the American continent are Americans. The problem is in the US, we don't have another word specifically for "people who live in the US". Like in South America, people can say "American" to include everyone and also have words for people from each country, including people living in the US. We don't have that in the US. We would need to create another word and would be great if it's equal or less syllables lol. Is there a word that you would like to offer that might make sense to use?
"United State citizen" actually feels like it excludes a lot of Americans in the US. Not every one is a citizen yet and that doesn't mean they are "less American". Not saying all immigrants are illegal but it takes time to become an actual US citizen. And I don't think you need to be a citizen to be an "American living in the US", you are an "American living in the US" if you live here, regardless of immigration or legal status.
I'm not sure why we would need to know someone's race with every use of the word. The US has a lot of different races and cultures, everyone is still an "American living in the US" aka American (in our use of language). If someone wants to explain their race/ethnicity further, they could specify that like you say in your comment
@@Rissy617 you are either a u.s citizen or you’re not a u.s citizen. You are a citizen of whatever country you happen to be from, but you cannot be a citizen of a continent. The United States is a collection of 50 states bound by the United States constitution; it is a constitutional federal republic. The United States constitution clearly says: we the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union…
The president of this country is referred to as the POTUS ( president of the United States) you can easily google the official presidential seal. It says seal of the president of the United States.
Every branch of the military in this country uses the prefix United States, not American. There is no American army, only the United States Army.
The currency in this country is the u.s dollar; in Canada it’s the Canadian dollar.
OF America refers to the continent.
Whenever I cross a border checkpoint, the border agents asks if I am a United States citizen as claiming to be American would be like claiming to be European and trying to cross countries borders. American simply does not suffice.
Number 5 is right on. We’re about done arguing about gun rights
About done? Nope, we've used the soap box and the ballot box, only one box left to try, and we all know what that one is.
You are correct, we are NOT arguing about gun rights...we have them and we are NOT GIVING THEM UP! So argue away, you are wasting your breathe.
@@rpeebles everyone has right to firearms some have lost liberty to express innate human right of weapon and self protection.
DONE ? That was decided in 1776 !!!
I own several and it's still not enough
And you can never have enough ammo
You’ve got the duct tape & zip ties, but you keep forgetting about the bailing wire. Don’t forget about the bailing wire - key component of the engineering puzzle.
Don't forget that WD40
Truthfully, there's only two tools you need. WD 40 and Duct tape. If it moves and shouldn't use Duct tape. If it doesn't move and should use WD 40.
This comment can save you Thousands in college funds. lol
You all are cracking me up. So true, so true.
bailing wire is holding on my spare key under the truck. Not a joke always has been since i was 14 and started driving.
Dude got me heated and he didn't even call me a racist. I'm sitting here eating food getting pissed about being accused of racism and no one is even talking to me. That's how you know he's right.
You my friend, are 100% correct. My dog, my child, my rights, and my anti-racial views will get you hurt if disrespected. Keep up the good work and making statements while making us laugh.
Other than the Chuck Norris bit……this is 100% on point. That last bit will cause you to get knocked out messing with the wrong one. I eat, sleep, work, and provide for my family. I don’t have time to worry about someone else having a little darker pigment
Exactly... and that is a common equation for most of us. We just want to do what we do and take care of our families in peace. Everybody else worry about their own lives. I'll worry about mine. I couldn't care less about pigments.
Don't be talken bad bout Chuck
Man you need to step back Chuck Norris if Chuck was at the Alamo there would be a much larger U.S.A.
@@jerryhallman1742 🤣 never understood the Norris hype. I was more into Bruce lee, Wesley snipes, and jackie Chan movies.
Ya gotta love the Chuck Norris mysteria. I've never met him, but have heard he is a stand up kinda man. Yeah, we Rednecks like him. I don't think he has ever played a villian in any of his movies.
My best friend married into a redneck family. He ain't the first black redneck I've met, but it was funny as hell seeing him go from East Point "Crip" (He was in 7th grade and moved into the country.) To camo wearing, shirtless, landscaper, with his father-in-law's ingenuity.
The hood and the trailer park ain't so different. Just got some dialect differences.
This was on my recommend list. I don't think I've ever heard a better brutally truthful and hilarious message! 😎🏆 You sound like one of my black friends when he says "Do *not* call me African American.. I ain't from Africa fool!" 😂
Why does he have to be a black friend lol? He could just be a friend
@@stimpsonjcat26 It's pretty much the context of the comment. Imagine if I stated "friend" in my post as you wished it would be. I'd be dealing with "If he's Mexican, why does this matter? or "White people have no right to say that". My reply? Some being a social justice warrior. My friend *prefers* to be called black because he has pride in his roots. That's one of the ingredients that makes him such a good friend for over 40 years - he has good standards, values, and morals. My question to you - why do you feel the need to be a social justice warrior for *my friend of 40 years?* Do you have something that would make our already great friendship better? No.. you have absolutely nothing.. so maybe mind your own business and worry about your own? Too busy leaving comments for people on TH-cam that you'll never meet to give them unsolicited advice on their lifetime friendships? 😂
@@stimpsonjcat26 I mean...wouldn't it be kinda weird if one of his white friends said that?
@@charlieschuder9976 Not really. There are white people in africa too ;lol
@@thegreatcornholiofb3037 I wasn't being a social justice warrior lol. I wasn't saying you can't describe your friend as black. It just isn't necessary IMO. I just think It sounds funny.
Pretty sure most people with a brain would have figured it out without the description.
I'm the Colonel of the Michigan constitutional Militia, your spot on. Definitely about the dogs and racism. Our first rule is absolutely no racism. The first violation is the only one, that will get you removed from the group for life. Love you brother, keep spreading the message
I assume you report to a government authority then ?
@@stimpsonjcat26 no sir, militia answers to the general public, not the government
Well then I suggest you read Michigan law
Lol, so true
@@stimpsonjcat26 the only laws that govern the militias is the US Constitution and the state constitution that particular militia is from
The man speaks the TRUTH, which is why he is funny.
Absolutely right, he has it all figured out and isn't afraid to say it and that is refreshing in this day and age
Have a blessed day everyone
Rick b
Tyson will knock you the Phuc Out !!! Fjb
AMEN TO THAT!
@@jeffjackson5483 no disrespect but who is FJB just asking a question I don't know the answer to nothing more
@@christopherjones3405 u and me both ?
F-bomb US president
You forgot about # 6 and 7....
Don't say nothing bad about Dale Earnhardt and don't take away their beer.
Richard Petty was way better than Dale
Dale was like licorice, you either loved him or hated him depended if you was a bowtie or oval fan, back in my day I was an Davie Allison and Alan Kulwicki fan RIP I lost total interest after those two died
Kinda go hands in hand. Nascar was made from sup-upped cars during the prohibition Era.
You don't mess with Dale is a given. Everyone knows this, even the green men on Mars won't mess with #3.
@@jlmljames
Alan was stud amongst stud.
Damn fine mechanical engineer, and a fearless driver.
Taken from us Polish fans too soon.
As a card carrying member of the Redneck clan I can reaffirm that you're 100% correct !!! You can learn everything you need to know about the Government by putting rocks in a 5 gallon bucket next to a pasture. Also Chuck Norris is So Badass that he could win a staring contest with the Sun !!!
I thought he already did?
@@JRotten lol
@@JRotten he will do it again
Okay, I'm going to need help understanding the *everything you need to know about the Government by putting rocks in a 5 gallon bucket next to a pasture* part.
At one time they were going to Market a Chuck Norris toilet paper but it failed because it wouldn't take no shit off nobody
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lol No doubt. They needed to get into the laxative market. Chuck Norris brand laxative, kicks the shit out of everyone.
We used to say that was that John Wayne toilet paper: rough, tough, and don't take shit off nobody...
Bro this shit is pretty accurate and funny as fuck!!!! Thanks for the laughs brother 😂😂😂
Yeah other than the chuck Norris part this is true, my family raised me to be prepared for anything . They also taught me that a person’s character is built from their actions and ethics not they skin color. Y’all be blessed
Sir, you’re correct and at the same time you’re funny. God , bless you Sir.
I love you brother. Needed a laugh today, count on Josh Pray!
Thank you for bringing people together well done sir
Chuck Norris once gave some used pjs, belts and watches to some under-priveleged teenagers. You might of heard of them, they are called the power rangers.
🤣🤣🤣
Ha ain't wrong, thats for damn sure. And nearly making the top 5, number 6, do not insult the truck. Nuff said.
Unless they're running that Carolina "Looks Like She Gotta Pee" Squat. NOBODY likes that junk! Lmao!
Here in Ariona, it's right and proper to say"Nice truck"
Now that was a true statement 💪🏽
Actually Chuck Norris part isn't completely accurate heard allot of Chuck Norris jokes growing up. The last one was on point one of the most aggravating stereotypes is prior in the south are racist and not very diverse especially when your like me born raised in Arkansas the road I live on now has Vietnamese, Mexican, black, white people things are peaceful and quiet maybe because the old Vietnamese lady likes cooking for everyone she's a great person
* * * Food and laughter can bring folks together ... and Bob Marley
@MrRazorback7 That can be easily said on here
@MrRazorback7 Assuming ima kid?.... And as long if they speak English?.. I'm sorry, but.. Isn't dis is "AMERICA" Lol!
@MrRazorback7 You kinda needa work on your punctuations there, i hardly kinda couldn't tell.
@@mrlazygenius2816 Chuck Norris don't do push-ups he pushes the ground down.
I love my Millie girl. One of the reasons I'm able to get through tough days. For people it's easy going throughout life. But unfortunately not for some. I've got PTSD and my dog Millie is a life saver. Trust me. Mans best friend. And Sir, I'd love the opportunity to meet you one day. I think you are freaking funny and your video content is so true and hilarious.
I have c-PTSD. Stay strong brother
@@lucky5th2 cool ptsd?
@@milkyo1206 complex post traumatic stress disorder.
We are definitely protecting our dogs like John wick
This guy is always hilarious.
we need a comedy tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gotta like ole Josh Pray...that's a good man there
Damn right!!!! Do NOT mess with my dogs!!!!!!! Do NOT let me see you hurting an animal period!!!! But definitely do NOT mess with my dogs!!!
Got to have my Josh time today and everyday..Thanks Josh for making me laugh
you forgot the most important one ,you never talk trash about someone's mom
Oh my!!! Them's fightin, killin words. If he can't whup ya ,he has to kill ya. May take some time,but you'll never want to rest easy again.
all I gotta say is FACTS. Josh has it
Dude you fucking rock that shit!! Funny as hell!!! And true!!! 🤣
It’s one of them Fork Around, and Find Out!! If ya talk shit about my dog we’ll be shuffling on Shells!!
I like my dog more than most any person hell three to one dog.
I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me. All you have to do is spell Dog backwards and then you will know why I'm a Dog person now.
Haha so true I would choose my dog over my kids
Josh, I a believe you are a Redneck! Every thing you say is spot on, and you say it like a Redneck would! Love your take on things my friend!
100% spot on about the dog. Do NOT mess with a redneck's dog. That dog has been with us through thick and thin - through good times and bad. They're there when you go hunting and when you come home after a bad day at work. Rednecks will give up their truck before they give up their dog.
Although we do have some affection for a good quality barn cat too.
(man I still miss some of the best dogs we ever had)
Dang . You Nailed that shit brother. It's even in the right order except MY DOG IS NUMBER ONE☝️
Yup, this is pretty accurate. I am a peaceful person but I almost got into a fight with some drunks at the bar that I lived next to for barking at my dogs and let's not get into the time a guy that said he was going to kill my dog.
I assume he went to visit the pig farm
The good doggie had a nice snack, right?
@@ladywytch129 everyday until the day that he stopped eating a couple days before he passed.
They call Lone Star the national beer of Texas,
but it's really Shiner Bock.
The Dr that caught Chuck Norris when he leapt out of his Mama ended up in intensive care. NOBODY slaps Chuck. Chuck don't pay as much for gas as you. He just stares at the pump and the price falls. Chuck has never really gotten angry. I know because we still have an Earth.
Good Grief!!!
LMAO. this is great. did you know there is a book of Chuck Norris "Feats" lol its such a fun reed
Chuck Norris was born May 6th, 1945.
Germany capitulated on May 7th, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
Chuck Norris has a bearskin rug. The bear isn't dead, it's just too scared to move.
Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him yet.
Bruce Lee can slap him
I went through an ENTIRE pandemic and didn’t know of this man’s talent. What a shame for me, but I’m here now! And he’s right about my dogs. Don’t mess with my dogs.
Agreed, I love my dogs, more than most folks/family I know, LOL!
Bruce Lee had one loss and it was to Chuck Norris and the point 100% true
chuckie aint all that .
thats just ur preference.
bruce lee was a better person all around .
Josh, you have no idea how right you are. Really enjoy you.
Haha, brother you're still hilarious!
Us white dudes love your videos! 😆
Yes, many of us know martial arts & many people don't know it.
Jesus walks on water
Chuck Norris swims through land
I feel like my blood pressure went up watching this 😂😂😂
Mine went down. Laughter is the best medicine!
You're absolutely 💯correct with me as far as someone says something bad or puts my dog which isn't just a man's best friend but my dog is my baby ❤my child.. I couldn't have kids so he is my child and if someone is disrespectful towards my child ohhh it is on like Donkey Kong! So you are spot on with this! Lovin ya and enjoy your videos..
My favorite thing to do on my way to hike in the wilderness is blast dueling banjos when I get behind tourists coming into the wilderness. Lol I can feel the aw shit mentality
Nailed it!!! Love you Josh!
never miss with my dog, I'd throw hands with a bear over my dog. we'd tag team that damn bear
That sounds like the start of a band
I'm from the hills of Arkansas and that was the funniest thing I've listened to in months. Thank you!
Dude, who are you ? Freakin hilarious!! 😂
Gawd.. I reckon you are spot on... truth in humor 😂
Never mess with my kids, grandkids, my dogs or my family. Family is 4th cause most of them can take care of business themselves. Heck! My daughter is the most dangerous member of our family but mess with my kids (I don't care if they're grown) and you'll never hear me coming for you till it's too late.
Sir!!!
Subsonic.22, and they won't even hear you at all....
At the Karate Nationals in '68 in Oklahoma City (yes, I competed there) I saw Chuck Norris put on a demonstration that no mere human could do. Simply unbelievable. Chuck is da man!
Bruce Lee would still beat him lol
@@mrlazygenius2816 Because it was Mr. Lee who taught Mr. Norris . right ? My friend .
Love your content Josh! Always thought myself a redneck..and love to play it up here in the part of the country that caused the phrase, 'White and uptight' to be invented. But after watching you... turns out I really am a redneck! Keep up the good work and us laughing!
You killed it, man! Hilarious!
I'm a redneck from Sooner nation, and I'm sure you are telling the truth! Love you brother
State with the most dog owners? Arkansas. 48% of all house holds. Four things they/we will always own from about the age of 9/10: Dog, Pickup Truck, Fishing Pole, and shotgun. Walmart store that sells the most duct tape per person? Springfield MO, also where you can still buy the original military green duct tape. 😇
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT JOSH!!!!
Goddammit, I love these segments. So accurate! ❤
Ha. Man, I'm glad I stumbled across this channel, this guy is awesome.
Amen brother, you hit that nail on the head lol 😆 😄 😂 😀
Yes sir we are not racist at all just want to live out way and get through this life and yeah don't mess with my dawg the owner definitely bites LoL
That last one is SPOT on. I'm not even particularly Southern (until you get to know me and notice things), but I have never been sent so absolutely into another dimension of pissed off than being accused of racism for no damn reason. That shit is vile and that form of intolerance is about the only intolerance I have.
You had laughing so hard love your videos
You are a total hoot. Your third vid I saw, had to subscribe.
PRAISE GOD! AND GET'R'DONE!
Definitely Had me Laughing!
Thanks! And DARN TOOTIN ABOUT THE DOG!
ACTUALLY THE DOG'S!
RIGHT UNDER THE HOLY GHOST!
ESPECIALLY CHUCK NORRIS'S DOG!? HA HA!?
So right. I am 63 and a woman. Raised by a hard working Dad and Mom. You are correct. Thanks
Its October 20th, 2023 . I needed this. Thank you!!!
Dang, I love your videos!
Your definitely right about the last one. There's only a few things that will make me mad quicker
When I first joined the army I called this redneck a racist just because of the southern draw. He knocked my ass out and then I learned about his past. He is the only man I still talk to almost daily that I served with.
Number 5 preach brother
Never say it can't be done to a Redneck. It will be done before you finish your sentence. 👀👍😎
Hell yeah brother!! NAILED IT!!!
You are spot on about talking bad about my dog. If want to say something bad about my dog then better call ahead to the morgue first because talking bad about my dog is just like talking about my family.
Yes sir ya got us all figured out love it.
I was waiting for the disrespecting his truck. As a kid we made our own toys. I seen my grandparents sweating for months in a garden to grow food and give it way. Thanks for sharing.
I needed this, thank you
You are so right about that I wish more would understand thank you
"It's not black. It's not white. It's redneck." As a WV mountain boy this is the GREATEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!
It's also very true, so I read 🤣🤣🤣
Goddamn right don't call a redneck racist. We're just trying to survive like anyone else
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug .. .. .. the bear isn't dead he's just afraid to move .
You right 110 percent good buddy we ain't racist I'm tired of all the stereo types an you also right about everything
This is great 😂 love this ! 😂
💯 about the being called racist, really pisses me off 😡😡
Young Man I'm an old Redneck but not your usual one my best friend is a Black American. And I believe he would agree with you as much as I do your very intelligent young man and I love what you do. God bless you and your family.
Yes sir! I’m excited for this 😂
That is some funny stuff. Everyone should be laughing
Thank you. I needed that.
That last one got me.
Thank you I needed that that being the truth and yes the truth can be hilarious
Your spot on my friend.
Thts fact. I had a fence panel left after putting up my privacy fence and I used it to frame up an area for concrete slab
The Chuck Norris part 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
You are correct my brother. Much love to you and yours
Number 5 is on point