I'm aware of the fires now...moved into a white neighborhood and they kept talking about bon fires and fire pits and wood to put on the fire...quite alarming
@@marksmith4892 I'm white, 51yo, I have a house, trucks, a new car and, have not a clue in the world what would/could be my credit score. That subject is a total mystery to me. Hahaha. I guess I'm good enough to go on not knowing at this point. Is the number you posted good on the 'credit scale' ?... maybe I just didn't get it if you were just joking?.. 🍻
@@fj400007 a credit score is based on some complex formula that determines what the risk is to a lender if you were to take out a loan such as a mortgage. Basically if you avoid having too much debt, don't apply for too many credit cards, pay your bills on time, avoid having any bills sent to collections for lack of payment, etc. then your credit score will be very high because those are the main determining factors. A score > 700 gets you the best benefits like lowest interest rates on loans etc. At 830 I'm through the stratosphere lol. Also you should know that there are two ways to check your credit score. The first is a so-called "soft" check, which can typically be found through websites where you get an account associated with a credit card. On those websites is typically an option to check your FICO score. There are different types of credit scores which are usually more or less the same but they measure your risk for different types of loans. For example, there's one for mortgages, one for retail purchases (which is FICO), etc. but I digress. A "hard" check is one that I think you might have to pay for but for whatever reason this one is deemed to signal serious intent. If you take out a mortgage, for example, then your credit score will take a hit because that's a huge loan amount. Thus, "soft" credit checks do not impact your credit score but "hard" credit checks can reduce your score a bit without even taking out a mortgage or what not. Just the check itself increases your credit risk. It's messed up but that's how it works. I don't care for the fact that people are treated as formulas.
@@marksmith4892 thanks for all the information brother, the more I know the more I intend to totally keep away from credit cards even it hurts my 'score' . I kept only a Visa cashback that I make sure to keep clean every month. As I'm aging, a lot of my debts are getting paid off to get ready for retirement. It's pretty much my version of that 'formula '...
@@fj400007 about credit cards, what I told you wasn't actually complete. If you apply for a lot of them, then your credit score does take a temporary hit, but if you keep them open and show that you can pay all your bills on time, then it actually increases your credit over the long term because what you're doing is proving your credit worthiness with volume. I think the idea is that you show discipline by either racking up a lot of bills but paying all of them on time or else having the ability to rack up bills but refraining from doing so. Regarding retirement, if you're 51, you need to start IMMEDIATELY. Put all your money into a Roth 401(k), make sure your 401(k) is turned into a Roth. Ask your advisor, he will fill you in on details. If you have enough disposable income after maximizing your annual contribution to that, then also open a Roth IRA, which is essentially the same thing except that the maximum allowable annual contribution is different. Max that one out too if you can. Also work 'till 70 if health permits and buy disability insurance policies. Disability insurance will not be costly even though you might think it is because the risks trade off as you age. If you're young, you're unlikely to suffer a long term disability, but if you do, the insurance company is on the hook till age 70. If you're old, you're more likely to have a disability, but the ins. co. is only on the hook 'till 70. So pick up those policies so you can keep funding your Roths. Depending on your family situation, if you find that you are short on the funds you need to live comfortably in retirement, you might consider an annuity that is like a gamble against you dying sooner rather than later. The way it works is that you get paid a monthly amount that is much higher than what you would get from interest on your retirement fund, but the trade off is that if you die younger, then you leave nothing to beneficiaries. On the other hand if you die older, then you will have received from the annuity much more than your retirement fund. In this way you live comfortably until you're gone. That's just an option for you. Speak to an annuity expert. There are a variety of other options as well. For example if you're married then you can get an annuity like that where you receive payments until dead but then your wife would receive something like half your payments until she is dead. (rationale is, half the expenses since only just her at that point.) But max out your Roth savings NOW! If you do, then you will have options and be OK.
I'm white and a neighbor of mine (black gal) invited me to a barbecue she was having. When I got there, I was the only white person. Of course I noticed right away. No one else really seemed to. Everyone was busy eating and passing around delicious food. I really didn't feel the least bit uncomfortable. The funny part of the story was 2 gals were standing there talking about potato salad and how to make it. One of them said, "Ya know, I just hate the way white folks make potato salad." The entire party went silent and everyone looked straight at me. It was like a scene out of a movie where you heard the needle scratch on a record and it gets quiet. The girl who said it looked right at me and started apologizing up and down. I had one of the best laughs ever because of the look on her face when she saw me after her comment. The entire place roared with laughter. She was so upset. I told her that she didn't say anything wrong and she certainly didn't say anything racist about white people. Gave her a big hug and we all went back to eating great food and having a great time visiting. Over the next few years we all became close friends.
@Costanza2015 What? What's so unbelievable about this? It's not like I said that this whole event led to a hot 3way in the bathroom with the 2 girls. geeeeez
@Costanza2015 No it didn't. hahaha. There were some damn nice looking gals there though, but I was overcome by all the tasty hamburgers, steaks and ribs!
sequorroxx - I'm white and I hate people that get to touchy. I have guest rooms though. Black friends know I can cook but use very little salt. Actually dont know what seasoning salt is but have a while shelf of seasoning.
john doe Seasoning salt is a very dull sodium rub. Usually used for things like steaks, burgers, fries/chips, and chicken. It's not very good in my opinion, you can get a better flavor by making your own herb and salt rub lol
GIT GUD Honestly, I couldn't tell you where to draw that line. Personally, if it's intended to make us look at and laugh at ourselves, not intended to be offensive or hateful, it gets a pass. If it's purpose is to be hurtful or spread hate, it doesn't. I know that leaves a lot up to interpretation, but that's my 2¢.
GunnySGT1911 so I say "I hate black people" as a joke im not spreading hate if it is a joke. You could say if you take away context it is hateful but its is not hateful as a joke because jokes are jokes or not to be taken seriously also a small joke like that should be taken to its logical extremes because if you mix poison and food ultimately the poison will win.
5 things to know before going to a black BBQ. 1. Stretch your voice because you're going to be laughing alot. 2. Don't eat for atleast 6 hours before, they cook alot of food. 3. They season their food right so don’t take your own salt packets it’s offensive and you really don’t need it. 4. ALWAYS ask for food because if you don't they WILL keep feeding it you. 5. Don't be rude to the grandma, she is the queen of that party and if you piss her off you better run atleast to another country.
Hilarious and true. We watch All in The Family, The Jeffersons, e.t.c.. My son asked me..."didn't people get mad watching this"?? I said no ...we had a sense of humor. No one was angry with everyone.
My family is Greek, and they don’t invite people for a sleepover but they keep you prisoner at the door in conversation for 45 minutes until you finally just run away
Alex Cooke Ever tried beer bowling? It’s makeshift bowling in teams, but the odd part is that you have one person WHO’s in charge of everything. You have to ask permission to do anything. No matter if You wanna throw the Ball, take a sip of your beer or go to the restroom. If They tell You to jump, You ask permission to ask how High. I never really Got the Fun part of that game.
Jack pretty much pinned the tail on it. Comedy doesn't have to work as well as this content does to still be good. I just think it's funnier to talk about lived experiences than it is to appeal to broad platitudes that we already hear enough from the people who REALLY take themselves seriously. At least, in regards to their ideologies. Comedy is an opportunity to get away from all of that. Notice how when he refers to white people, he's basically talking about unnamed people he's actually interacted with? None of the "everyone is this, everyone is that." (insert demographic of preference for 'everyone'). He applies it to a broader stereotype sure, but not with some kind of spite, hatred, or malice. We live in a world that increasingly wants us to have those emotions in response to anything that isn't already what we think or live. Point I'm trying to make: It's great to see storytelling in comedy and to see it done so energetically in a time where most people just want us at each other's throats. This video makes me want to buy this guy a beer. And isn't that one of the best features of comedy?
To say you hate black people ironically is kind of a difficult picture to paint. Kind of like a neighbor letting you borrow a tool, and as you walk away, you say "I hate black people". That would be like the only ironic way to say that phrase that I can think of, and even then, why would anyone? Hatred is malicious. I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I don't equate things like stereotypes with hatred and malice because they aren't the same thing. You can however, have both at the same time, like using racial epithets and profiling. I'm not sure where the disconnect is here. Bigotry is wrong. Does it need further saying? It's possible to stereotype without being a bigot. It's done well in this video.
I’m white as snow. I was at a park with my kid letting her play. There was a BBQ a black family was having near the play set we were at. One of the kids came over and tried to climb up a ladder. I was in the right place at the right time. I caught the little boy when he lost his grip. His mom saw it and came over to thank me. She told others in the group what happened and they insisted we join their party. I had a great time. Food was great. People were great. I stayed for 3 hours before I left.
I don't think you are white otherwise you would not have used the expression white as snow. She Chump when you went over there you got chumped off and shot at by other BBQ'ers
Had some people who actually had port a potty's & garbage cans filled with ice & beer..at the parties. People had to "check" their vehicle Key's in when they arrived and usually directions to a tent location when they went to retrieve them..no drunk's driving. In addition, others would be asked to do the wagon train circle around the other vehicles.. Others had bring your own tent for the weekend and they actually had a stage built on the property for the entertainment..
White dude at a white dude's 40th birthday party. I'd planned to go "home", woke up on his couch in a livingroom full of people the next morning. I apparently got into a debate with US Park rangers about homelessness *my sitch* vs long-term camping, somehow fed the fire without getting scorched, almost fell into the fire twice, started nodding off outside because I was more comfortable on the ground (I'd popped by earlier in the day to shower, so it wasn't a hygiene thing), and woke up bright-eyed and bushy tailed because I'd eaten so much during the party that I was either still drunk or had had enough mixers I stayed hydrated. I had my camp gear with me, & could've easily slept on the trail OTW to my camp, but yeah: everyone stays safe at a cookout no matter if you're black, white, purple, or homeless. You get the invite, you're under the aegis of hospitality.
As a caucasian i feel described in this video 🤣🤣🤣 I only go to Hispanic parties for those Latina greeting kisses- could be why all my kids are 1/2 Hispanic...🤔
As a white Texan I can confirm we love our spices, our hugs, and an overload of hospitality in an attempt to satisfy the demons that haunt us at night.
As a Texan, I assume that by demons, you mean Democrats or people who say "you all". (For non-Southerners reading this, it's properly ya'll, y'all, or all ya'll, when plural.)
@@philipmulligan26 Ooooh, a good point. I am sorry. I forgot. When in a bar argument you should say, "ya'ant shit", then toss the Yankees out on their asses. Thank you for pointing that out.
Man don’t forget making plates for everyone you left at home. Your husband? Fix him a plate. Your kids? Fix them a plate. Your grandma? Fix her a plate. Your neighbor? Fix them a plate. Your church congregation? Fix them a plate too. Better than that...fix the whole town a damn plate!
SO TRUE. We all bring more than necessary and then it's "just in case" anyone wants to eat again two hours later, but when that doesn't happen we pull out all the containers. lol And no one wants their container back. And you can't possibly take too much home.
I'm a white dude and I loved this Bro, I ain't laughed so much in time, thanks for that. Oh yh we need more of this racial banter as it's something I believe will break down barriers and help end racial stigma or racism in general.
one of the rules of life I try to live by is this: "If you can't laugh about something, it becomes an Issue." another rule of life I try to live by: "Issues are best left to magazines and politicians."
It's why the progressives try to stop jokes. My inner circle is made from people from every continent. The average Joe listening to our banter , often shy away or get insulted. Wish people could just last to have a laugh and take the piss out of each other
Everyone in the country should be required to 1: watch this as it is too damn funny. 2: Watch this and learn what funny is. 3: how not to be a sensitive little snowflake.
I was at a family picnic when an old blackman walked up and started serving himself a playe of food. My oldest brother said, "uncle Leroy have a seat and a beer". This old black man was eating, drinking, and talking having a good time. Aftet about an hour a middle aged black lady came over and screamed, "Daddy, what are you doing"?! The old man replied, "the food is better over here". At which point she dragged away uncle Leroy (probably not his real name). Then my older brother Jorge said, "We don't have an uncle Leroy".
Can we replace all news media with this type of conversation? Love it! I am from the deep south and beer pong is a warm up for when bring out the moonshine! The thing that makes life fun is being able to celebrate our differences and learn from each others cultures... so let's do more learning and celebrating!
Don’t forget: make sure you take your bag full of food home. You can bring 1 bag of chips but you’ll leave with 5 pounds of pork, beef, macaroni, cole slaw etc. :D
My white cousin has 2 mixed race daughters, these 2 daughters of his looted a 4th of july BBQ my dad organized. And the Party wasn't even over. They took a big box of Albertsons fried chicken that had a few other boxes emptied into it, so like 30-35 pieces of chicken. And they stole an unopened box of gummy treats another family member brought. They were reported as saying, "We going to eat good tonight". At the start of the party they asked my uncle why they were having fried chicken, "That's black people food".
Haven't been to a white barbecue, but I have been to parties and that whole thing about sleeping over, yep, that's real. Couch, closet, extra bed, you staying. 😆😆😆
So true, this one time i partied with these skinheads in their yard then they let me stay the night then cooked me pancakes for breakfast in the morning. Couldn't get over the amount of flags in the house tho lol
Im so sick of the open black on white hate we see a lot of on youtube but the way this one is done you can clearly see theres no bad will or malice at all. Just friendly observational humour. Great.
I actually see more whites hating on blacks. But honestly I think it just depends on what race you are that dictates how you perceive dickish people who wanna bring up race. I'm so tired of not being able to enjoy a funny joke about white people because then I'm a white hating sjw. Same thing the other way around. Can't enjoy a black joke without being called a self hating Nazi. Why can't we make fun of stereotypes without the hyper sensitivity?
I miss good old comedy where people can make racial jokes and mean it in a non harmful way and people won’t get offended. I think racial white jokes are hilarious as long as you don’t cross the line which is REALLY hard to do. Thanks for making that kind of content.
This is the peak of racial humor. Everyone jokes about the bads about a race or ethnicity (some jokes are funny though), but we should be making jokes about the goods. This buddy, was an amazing video :)
@Mandy Vin It still is normal. Tons of comedians in the current arena who've been doing their thing for decades with much success. And the world was objectively shittier for MANY people. Rose-tinted historical goggles don't do anyone a favor.
I'm white & this is so true!! Especially all the squeezing and the seasoning! And you're sleeping over even if you had just one so true!!! My friends have always treated me this way and I do the same and that's where I had my first beer bong too. Lol thank you for the laughter and the joy
@@melquizedec If a drunk girl says hit me, do not engage. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE! Whatever you think she is saying, you are WRONG! She doesn't know what she wants. If you think she means slap her, she really meant sex. If you are thinking sex, she meant she wants you to slap her because she can't feel her face. If you think she is into kinky shit, she is really so drunk she's playing blackjack in her head. I promise if you try to appease her, you can look forward to a collective ass beating at best, with the possibility of going to jail. Just give her 5 minutes and let her puke it out. That is always the next step after 'hit me.'
kethcup that’s so funny because my husband literally made a fire pit 2 yrs ago just by digging a big rectangle in part of our yard and putting bricks around it. 😂
Bloody hell, so true!!! Did not notice this before, but fire is a must, even if it is just a candle. Our ancestors were really cold, it seems. not surprising, given the color of our skin! Hahahahahaha
Honestly, non sarcastically, I do not find this offensive. I expected it to be, but I was pleasantly surprised to find it wasn't. We need more people like this.
I'm a chef, and agree that anything over medium for a steak is fucked. But, if you want a juicy well done steak, the key is to flip it every 20-25 seconds. As for a burger, you need to cook that all the way through, or you're asking for food poisoning. The reason you can cook a steak blue, is because the bacteria sits only in the surface. But when you mince the meat, you're mixing that bacteria all the way throughout. Cooking a burger to medium is also giving the bacteria the perfect breeding ground of warmth, darkness, and moisture.
I always have to ask for a little more cooked than usual, I’m not white but this is true. I’d be like “ can I cook it just a little longer” haha good time.
You are not lying lol I've seen some folk confused as hell when late in the party the white woman comes down the stairs with about a dozen blankets. Really she's just drunk as hell trying to feel like a good host before she goes and passes out with her ass out, just take the damn blanket and give her a hug (yes,white people hug with full frontal thigh contact), she will not be offended if you didn't stay the night, she will be offended if you didn't accept her invitation to stay the night.
You guys should try Dale's seasoning. It's a liquid marinade made in Birmingham, Alabama. It's the bomb when cooking chicken, pork, or beef on the grill,(aka. barbeque)
Brittany Nice I thought it was mayonnaise we put on everything. At least in Canada I know white peoples are heavy on the mayo. Most burger joints in Canada come with mayo on the burger. It freaks black peoples and Americans right out...... lol
As a white person, I am super pissed at this video. That damn drawer in the background is crooked. But besides that, great video. Keep up the good work.
I don’t know why but that firm handshake made confused at first. I’m from Sudan and it’s respectful to shake everyone’s hand but it was never a firm handshake unless it’s close family
Got that right! My wife woke me and a couple friends up in the back yard last get together (that shine will make you wake up in some crazy places), felt like shit but we damn sure had some breakfast lol
It's all true, especially that we actually season our food. In fact, if you put salt, pepper, season salt AND Tapatío all on the same bit of food, you might be white.
Stormcrow Legendary not salt, season salt. It’s salt plus barbecue spices, chili powder, Cajun spice, a little bit of brown sugar, paprika, all that stuff. Speaking of which, paprika was first cultivated by Magyars and Slavs, in other words, Europeans, even if a rarer variety of European in the US.
I never really got that. Why season your food into being unrecognizable? Why not go for something you like eating right from the start? It's the same with cooling any drink to the point where all it does is numbing your taste buds. You don't like beer? Why even drink it, then? Nothing wrong with sticking to juice and soda, you can always dilute it with vodka if you want to get wasted.
Volkbrecht So...are you saying you just don't season your food? Proper seasoning brings out the flavor of the food. Some people don't know what seasonings should go on a food. Salt enhances flavor, but season salt is just an abomination. If you haven't tried basting your steak with garlic butter and rosemary, you're missing out. If you don't throw that bay leaf in your pot of soup, I feel bad for you.
See? There is a difference between being funny and still loveable and racist and trying to sound funny but really you are just offending people...this guy has mastered the fine art 👍
garchomp301 1209 Yeah, the love is real. ❤❤❤ I'm lily white and pretty conservative and I LOVE this guy! It ain't about skin color. It just ain't. ✌🏻✌🏾
Should come to one of my mexican parties, there ain't a sleep over. For us it's about chillin all night till abuela makes breakfast, then you can go home.
Also, there will be a bon fire 🔥 that can be seen from space and expect all the water bottles, trash etc to be thrown into it 😂 and one drunk guy to run through the center of the 🔥 like your videos 👍🏻
I lived in Kansas City for years. My buddy Tim, a colored fella, invited me to my first colored BBQ. It was awesome! Now, Tim and I both had certain affiliations with different sets but him and his family treated my like I was their own. I was around enough that his Moms and Pops started calling me son. My buddy Tim is doing 50 years for murder here in Missouri and will have to do 80% since this isn't his first trip, but him and his family will always be my family. Be well Josh, and thank you for the videos. They always put a smile on my face.
Hahahaha it’s true. I’ve been to bbqs with my parents friends where the lady of the house takes everyone’s keys at the door and doesn’t give them back till the next day if you have more than 2 drinks.
Nikki Schumacher Official I think you might be confused about what the car key thing means? Usually at the end of the night, the men randomly draw the keys and whatever keys you draw is which wife you get to bed for the evening. Be careful with the car key parties lol
Smart - Host Liquor libality is not just for Bars and Clubs. Many people have been sued becasue they hosted a party, served liquor - the attendee left and killed someone and the Attorneys go after anyone and everyone they can stick a fork in.
1) yes. 2) yes, but even if they suck, you're still gettin' inebriated. 3) the only escape route to say you're getting a ride home 4) I never encountered this one yet but I could definitely see this happening. 5) try to keep a drink in hand at all times, so that way you can always attempt the over-the-shoulder hug. Doesn't always work but it's better than nothing
Mac Is a fangirl: That's because we already HAVE shitloads of this kind of food at our house, and we made shitloads more for the party. We don't have any room left to keep the food, the party-goers HAVE to take it! xD
OMG, I’m white and I can vouch for everything except 2 Armed huggers lol. Generally it’s a five+hand shake+ half hug combo.... What I like to call the “Bro-hug”. Everything else is accurate lol
Love it, wish more people were open minded/not offended by jokes like this. Seems to be your only shtick though, would love to see your take on other topics 👍
i'm white British and i'll be honest but i have no clue about anything he's talking about tbh. we just don't differentiate in the same way Americans do i guesss. white people don't do *this* and black people don't do *this* ..in my view ..people do what people do
@@edRitchiee lol clearly this video was exaggerated. There certainly are differences but for the most part everyone's included. I think he's talking about smaller family get together where the family is mostly white. That doesn't mean other people aren't present, but the bulk are white which usually means different food or activities than what would be at a "black BBQ". It's not like you go up to your friend and say hey I'm so excited to go to Josh's white BBQ!
Can confirm, but you missed number 6: There will always be TWICE as much deserts as there are meal food. For every bag of chips set out, there's gonna be three boxes of Oreos. For every bowl of potato salad, there's gonna be a peach pie, apple pie, and an ice cream cake made to look like a football or snowman. (depending on the time of year) Every kid at the party is mandated to have at least a slice of cake and/or ice cream cone in their hands by the end of the day. If, god forbid, they be lactose intolerant, they gonna hit the goddamn Jello motherload.
Nebulized Narcosis Lmao I love these😅😅😅😅 and I'm white. Reminds me of an old work buddy ( black gentleman)who spoke like this to his fellow black gentleman while the guy just stood there mouth open speechless.to beat it all I was the white guy.😅😅😅😅.
As a retired truck driver who drove all over the country for 10 years, I found Texas to be the least racist place I've ever traveled to. Blacks and whites get along better here than other places I've been and we are able to joke around and be friendly no matter where we are in Texas. We are more polite and agreeable to each other.
it aint they fault. People be nice, A LOT. LMAO. my best friend growing up was whiter than snow n i remember so many people crashing at his house on Saturdays.
Maybe this country could have racial peace and harmony if we would all attend each others' barbecues. I love you, Josh.
BBQ is like the force. It has a light side(Mild sauce), a dark side(Ghost Pepper sauce) and binds the universe together.
Sylvia Klages SOMEONE WHO GETS IT! A BARBECUE TO UNITE HUMANITY! BROTHER!
Sylvia Klages food solves everything😂
You may have a great idea....eating together opens some good discussions and solves a lot of issues.
This is the kind of friendly racial banter I want to see more of in the world.
I know it's so funny lmao I think it helps bring people together also
Less racist jokes, more jokes about race... we're all different. If we can't joke about each other, future won't be a funny place.
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Absolutely. If we all come together there is nothing we can't accomplish. Much respect.
Number 6: we like fires. We’ll burn furniture, pallets, tires and throw aerosol cans in there too.
Oh yes,,and the more alcohol,,the bigger the fire,,,plastic chairs are fun to burn to haha
WE LIKE FIRE. UGGG
I'm aware of the fires now...moved into a white neighborhood and they kept talking about bon fires and fire pits and wood to put on the fire...quite alarming
@@jmh4ggg lol,,you will get used to it and hopefully enjoy it..
Very true
"Higher than they Credit Score." As a white man, I'm dying. 💀
My pasty white credit score is 830 XDDD
@@marksmith4892 I'm white, 51yo, I have a house, trucks, a new car and, have not a clue in the world what would/could be my credit score. That subject is a total mystery to me. Hahaha. I guess I'm good enough to go on not knowing at this point. Is the number you posted good on the 'credit scale' ?... maybe I just didn't get it if you were just joking?.. 🍻
@@fj400007 a credit score is based on some complex formula that determines what the risk is to a lender if you were to take out a loan such as a mortgage. Basically if you avoid having too much debt, don't apply for too many credit cards, pay your bills on time, avoid having any bills sent to collections for lack of payment, etc. then your credit score will be very high because those are the main determining factors. A score > 700 gets you the best benefits like lowest interest rates on loans etc. At 830 I'm through the stratosphere lol. Also you should know that there are two ways to check your credit score. The first is a so-called "soft" check, which can typically be found through websites where you get an account associated with a credit card. On those websites is typically an option to check your FICO score. There are different types of credit scores which are usually more or less the same but they measure your risk for different types of loans. For example, there's one for mortgages, one for retail purchases (which is FICO), etc. but I digress. A "hard" check is one that I think you might have to pay for but for whatever reason this one is deemed to signal serious intent. If you take out a mortgage, for example, then your credit score will take a hit because that's a huge loan amount. Thus, "soft" credit checks do not impact your credit score but "hard" credit checks can reduce your score a bit without even taking out a mortgage or what not. Just the check itself increases your credit risk. It's messed up but that's how it works. I don't care for the fact that people are treated as formulas.
@@marksmith4892 thanks for all the information brother, the more I know the more I intend to totally keep away from credit cards even it hurts my 'score' . I kept only a Visa cashback that I make sure to keep clean every month. As I'm aging, a lot of my debts are getting paid off to get ready for retirement. It's pretty much my version of that 'formula '...
@@fj400007 about credit cards, what I told you wasn't actually complete. If you apply for a lot of them, then your credit score does take a temporary hit, but if you keep them open and show that you can pay all your bills on time, then it actually increases your credit over the long term because what you're doing is proving your credit worthiness with volume. I think the idea is that you show discipline by either racking up a lot of bills but paying all of them on time or else having the ability to rack up bills but refraining from doing so. Regarding retirement, if you're 51, you need to start IMMEDIATELY. Put all your money into a Roth 401(k), make sure your 401(k) is turned into a Roth. Ask your advisor, he will fill you in on details. If you have enough disposable income after maximizing your annual contribution to that, then also open a Roth IRA, which is essentially the same thing except that the maximum allowable annual contribution is different. Max that one out too if you can. Also work 'till 70 if health permits and buy disability insurance policies. Disability insurance will not be costly even though you might think it is because the risks trade off as you age. If you're young, you're unlikely to suffer a long term disability, but if you do, the insurance company is on the hook till age 70. If you're old, you're more likely to have a disability, but the ins. co. is only on the hook 'till 70. So pick up those policies so you can keep funding your Roths. Depending on your family situation, if you find that you are short on the funds you need to live comfortably in retirement, you might consider an annuity that is like a gamble against you dying sooner rather than later. The way it works is that you get paid a monthly amount that is much higher than what you would get from interest on your retirement fund, but the trade off is that if you die younger, then you leave nothing to beneficiaries. On the other hand if you die older, then you will have received from the annuity much more than your retirement fund. In this way you live comfortably until you're gone. That's just an option for you. Speak to an annuity expert. There are a variety of other options as well. For example if you're married then you can get an annuity like that where you receive payments until dead but then your wife would receive something like half your payments until she is dead. (rationale is, half the expenses since only just her at that point.) But max out your Roth savings NOW! If you do, then you will have options and be OK.
As a white guy I approve this message.
get cancer.
Ronny Nilsen relax Ronny
@@ronnylarock13 you ok Ronny? I'm here if you need to talk
Ronny... angry Ronny.....(to the tune of the Poe song) 😉
Ronny a bitch
And don't forget, Linda wants her casserole dish back...
Einstein Von Däniken Yes, I want it back. And I want it to be clean.
OH MY LORDDDY 😂😂😂
everybody’s stolen at least one casserole/lasagna dish and at least 5 things of tupperware
Hahahhahhah
@@emily-lq6jf yeah,,my aunt and grandma have their names written on their Tupperware lol
I'm white and a neighbor of mine (black gal) invited me to a barbecue she was having. When I got there, I was the only white person. Of course I noticed right away. No one else really seemed to. Everyone was busy eating and passing around delicious food. I really didn't feel the least bit uncomfortable.
The funny part of the story was 2 gals were standing there talking about potato salad and how to make it. One of them said, "Ya know, I just hate the way white folks make potato salad." The entire party went silent and everyone looked straight at me. It was like a scene out of a movie where you heard the needle scratch on a record and it gets quiet.
The girl who said it looked right at me and started apologizing up and down. I had one of the best laughs ever because of the look on her face when she saw me after her comment. The entire place roared with laughter.
She was so upset. I told her that she didn't say anything wrong and she certainly didn't say anything racist about white people. Gave her a big hug and we all went back to eating great food and having a great time visiting.
Over the next few years we all became close friends.
@MuricaMottoRider hahahaha. She never did get so far as to finish her explanation and I was too busy laughing and eating!
@Costanza2015 What? What's so unbelievable about this? It's not like I said that this whole event led to a hot 3way in the bathroom with the 2 girls. geeeeez
@Costanza2015 No it didn't. hahaha. There were some damn nice looking gals there though, but I was overcome by all the tasty hamburgers, steaks and ribs!
When you said, "everyone starred straight at you", I just about died laughing!! Because I pictured the whole scenario in my head. Lolol!!!
Jesus christ this is so wholesome
As an observer of American kulture - your videos are highly informative. You sir are doing the world a favour! Education!
White person here. The hugging thing is real. You've been warned.
sequorroxx - I'm white and I hate people that get to touchy. I have guest rooms though. Black friends know I can cook but use very little salt. Actually dont know what seasoning salt is but have a while shelf of seasoning.
john doe Seasoning salt is a very dull sodium rub. Usually used for things like steaks, burgers, fries/chips, and chicken.
It's not very good in my opinion, you can get a better flavor by making your own herb and salt rub lol
gramerpolise i just wanna hear someone say that in my lifetime. "Nah, i dont fuck with herbs nigga. They give me the acid indigestion" hahahaha
Not here hug the female shake hand with the men
to add to this, if you put your hand out in an attempt to shake our hands instead, we will call it out and say "i'm a hugger." and hug you anyway.
This kind of racial banter makes a refreshing change. Funny and inoffensive. Keep it up ;)
And it's funny because there is a hint of truth to it. Lol.
GunnySGT1911 what about radical racist jokes are we gonna allow those when we allow these
GIT GUD Honestly, I couldn't tell you where to draw that line. Personally, if it's intended to make us look at and laugh at ourselves, not intended to be offensive or hateful, it gets a pass. If it's purpose is to be hurtful or spread hate, it doesn't. I know that leaves a lot up to interpretation, but that's my 2¢.
GunnySGT1911 so I say "I hate black people" as a joke im not spreading hate if it is a joke. You could say if you take away context it is hateful but its is not hateful as a joke because jokes are jokes or not to be taken seriously also a small joke like that should be taken to its logical extremes because if you mix poison and food ultimately the poison will win.
GIT GUD why don't you direct your question at the original poster. Perhaps he will have more time for your banter.
5 things to know before going to a black BBQ.
1. Stretch your voice because you're going to be laughing alot.
2. Don't eat for atleast 6 hours before, they cook alot of food.
3. They season their food right so don’t take your own salt packets it’s offensive and you really don’t need it.
4. ALWAYS ask for food because if you don't they WILL keep feeding it you.
5. Don't be rude to the grandma, she is the queen of that party and if you piss her off you better run atleast to another country.
Bonus: do not waste what goes on your plate or leave too much meat on the bones
I feel like 5 is true about every race. lol
@@criticalsting got that one down. I'm the guy that eat the meat inside the tip of a chicken wing.
@@Tim_Marshall73 lol
I love it
Hilarious and true. We watch All in The Family, The Jeffersons, e.t.c.. My son asked me..."didn't people get mad watching this"?? I said no ...we had a sense of humor. No one was angry with everyone.
Um... no, that's not really how... nevermind
@@chpip335 not how ??
@M Bailey the episode of All In The Family with Sammy Davis was one of the best episodes in tv history!
@M Bailey Todays sitcoms are pure shit.
@M Bailey The irony is that meathead, in real life is actually a meathead
As a white person, I find this extremely true and hilarious
Lemme slide into those dm's
John Gault find a white friend an go to one. You'll feel loved an drunk 😂😂 I've never went to a white one an had a problem or fight. It's all fun
As a purple person I find this extremely untrue and offensive
@@skendrix7 As a proud turquoise person, I find your comment to be very true yet extremely offensive and insensitive
The ppl who think this is racist are the racist ones, tired of ppl getting offended so easy anymore
I actually think that good-natured racial humor like this is a good thing for race relations.
Exactly lol
I am white I think this is funny as fuck lol
#1 that's stupid #2 agreed
I can't eat much these days. I'm on a new trendy diet. I say I'm better than you.
My family is Greek, and they don’t invite people for a sleepover but they keep you prisoner at the door in conversation for 45 minutes until you finally just run away
I must be Greek, too! LOVE it!
Stacey Kersting ?
'cuz my fam does the same.
I hate the door greeting. Man, it's hard to get away from. You just keep thinking to yourself, "I hope they have drinks."
Oh yeah I know how you feel lol
LOVE this man. We ARE different and its funny/awesome/cool to point it out, celebrate it and laugh about it TOGETHER.
No we are exactly the same 🤡
Beer pong? That's just the tip of the iceberg, you know you're in deep when there's *cornhole.*
Such a great game
Alex Cooke So true 🤣🤣
Alex Cooke Ever tried beer bowling? It’s makeshift bowling in teams, but the odd part is that you have one person WHO’s in charge of everything. You have to ask permission to do anything. No matter if You wanna throw the Ball, take a sip of your beer or go to the restroom. If They tell You to jump, You ask permission to ask how High.
I never really Got the Fun part of that game.
Or horseshoes
Masterpiece of a game
The kind of comedy that makes people laugh at themselves instead of feeling attacked. That's a delicate balance to strike. Great video!
Comedy shouldn't have to hold your hand though, if you're a bitch who can't handle facts disguised as jokes. Don't watch.
amc he’s just giving him credit for doing it in a masterful way. People can say whatever they want. He is appreciating his flavor of comedy
Jack pretty much pinned the tail on it. Comedy doesn't have to work as well as this content does to still be good. I just think it's funnier to talk about lived experiences than it is to appeal to broad platitudes that we already hear enough from the people who REALLY take themselves seriously. At least, in regards to their ideologies.
Comedy is an opportunity to get away from all of that. Notice how when he refers to white people, he's basically talking about unnamed people he's actually interacted with? None of the "everyone is this, everyone is that." (insert demographic of preference for 'everyone'). He applies it to a broader stereotype sure, but not with some kind of spite, hatred, or malice. We live in a world that increasingly wants us to have those emotions in response to anything that isn't already what we think or live.
Point I'm trying to make: It's great to see storytelling in comedy and to see it done so energetically in a time where most people just want us at each other's throats. This video makes me want to buy this guy a beer.
And isn't that one of the best features of comedy?
Eric Logan I don't hold malice when I say I hate black people ironically is that ok?
To say you hate black people ironically is kind of a difficult picture to paint. Kind of like a neighbor letting you borrow a tool, and as you walk away, you say "I hate black people". That would be like the only ironic way to say that phrase that I can think of, and even then, why would anyone?
Hatred is malicious. I'm not sure what you're trying to say. I don't equate things like stereotypes with hatred and malice because they aren't the same thing. You can however, have both at the same time, like using racial epithets and profiling. I'm not sure where the disconnect is here. Bigotry is wrong. Does it need further saying? It's possible to stereotype without being a bigot. It's done well in this video.
I’m white as snow. I was at a park with my kid letting her play. There was a BBQ a black family was having near the play set we were at. One of the kids came over and tried to climb up a ladder. I was in the right place at the right time. I caught the little boy when he lost his grip. His mom saw it and came over to thank me. She told others in the group what happened and they insisted we join their party. I had a great time. Food was great. People were great. I stayed for 3 hours before I left.
Chump Johnson Did you ever find your daughter though?
I don't think you are white otherwise you would not have used the expression white as snow. She Chump when you went over there you got chumped off and shot at by other BBQ'ers
GIBStheWURKAHOLIC
She was never lost
Alan Weberman
I’m white and you’re stupid
Alan man - I'm white as snow. Remember people have different phrases in other areas and other countries.
Yep, bring a sleeping bag cause we always have space for one more even if it's the laundry room on top of the washer & dryer
Yep... and after the house gets full... well then there's the barn
Had some people who actually had port a potty's & garbage cans filled with ice & beer..at the parties. People had to "check" their vehicle Key's in when they arrived and usually directions to a tent location when they went to retrieve them..no drunk's driving. In addition, others would be asked to do the wagon train circle around the other vehicles.. Others had bring your own tent for the weekend and they actually had a stage built on the property for the entertainment..
Lmbo🤣
White dude at a white dude's 40th birthday party. I'd planned to go "home", woke up on his couch in a livingroom full of people the next morning. I apparently got into a debate with US Park rangers about homelessness *my sitch* vs long-term camping, somehow fed the fire without getting scorched, almost fell into the fire twice, started nodding off outside because I was more comfortable on the ground (I'd popped by earlier in the day to shower, so it wasn't a hygiene thing), and woke up bright-eyed and bushy tailed because I'd eaten so much during the party that I was either still drunk or had had enough mixers I stayed hydrated.
I had my camp gear with me, & could've easily slept on the trail OTW to my camp, but yeah: everyone stays safe at a cookout no matter if you're black, white, purple, or homeless. You get the invite, you're under the aegis of hospitality.
As a Caucasian I approve of this video.
MonsterHunterRoon but are you certified?
I mean, he isn't wrong.
As a caucasian i feel described in this video 🤣🤣🤣
I only go to Hispanic parties for those Latina greeting kisses- could be why all my kids are 1/2 Hispanic...🤔
Caucasian? We're blacks and whites.
As a white Texan I can confirm we love our spices, our hugs, and an overload of hospitality in an attempt to satisfy the demons that haunt us at night.
As a Texan, I assume that by demons, you mean Democrats or people who say "you all".
(For non-Southerners reading this, it's properly ya'll, y'all, or all ya'll, when plural.)
You wrong for that…
@@kanteannightmare Okay. I don't understand. I'm pretty sure that I know spices.
@@TheTeufelhunden68 as a fellow southerner, my favorite is combining you all and are not to form ya'ain't!
@@philipmulligan26 Ooooh, a good point. I am sorry. I forgot.
When in a bar argument you should say, "ya'ant shit", then toss the Yankees out on their asses.
Thank you for pointing that out.
Man don’t forget making plates for everyone you left at home. Your husband? Fix him a plate. Your kids? Fix them a plate. Your grandma? Fix her a plate. Your neighbor? Fix them a plate. Your church congregation? Fix them a plate too. Better than that...fix the whole town a damn plate!
FACT!!!
Right?! Lol! True story
Lol, yes true story!! I made it a point to cut up some turkey in bits to give to my sister to take home for her cat, lol.
SO TRUE. We all bring more than necessary and then it's "just in case" anyone wants to eat again two hours later, but when that doesn't happen we pull out all the containers. lol And no one wants their container back. And you can't possibly take too much home.
Lol that is so true!!!
I love that you're using humor to unite... this is the way.
As a Caucasian I find this hilariously correct and a funny positive outlook on it from the outside.
@Fianna I haven't in person, but I've watched a little CSpan.
as a white guy and the amount of times i've been to a bbq not once was there ever a game of beer bong but now i want there to be one
@griz kreeper I do know a big corn fed John John though 😂😂😂
I'm a white dude and I loved this Bro, I ain't laughed so much in time, thanks for that. Oh yh we need more of this racial banter as it's something I believe will break down barriers and help end racial stigma or racism in general.
one of the rules of life I try to live by is this: "If you can't laugh about something, it becomes an Issue."
another rule of life I try to live by: "Issues are best left to magazines and politicians."
Damn straight. Gotta laugh at shit. Take it's power away from it. Otherwise it takes over and makes everything bad.
It's why the progressives try to stop jokes.
My inner circle is made from people from every continent. The average Joe listening to our banter , often shy away or get insulted. Wish people could just last to have a laugh and take the piss out of each other
@@LilNewo Your "inner circle" ain't shit. Probably some social media group.
True diversity requires that we appreciate our differences, and sometimes laugh at them.
I’ve never hosted a barbecue but i feel it in my bones that everything he’s saying is right and something that would happen if I did host one
Danny Boy yeah that sounds about right
Danny Boy you are an aggressive Danny Boy
FlintSparked Do you think?
Danny Boy Pot and kettle, much?
Nothing he said is right. Its stereotypical black views on white society. When a white man does what he just did it's called racism.
Everyone in the country should be required to 1: watch this as it is too damn funny. 2: Watch this and learn what funny is. 3: how not to be a sensitive little snowflake.
Amen
I was at a family picnic when an old blackman walked up and started serving himself a playe of food. My oldest brother said, "uncle Leroy have a seat and a beer". This old black man was eating, drinking, and talking having a good time. Aftet about an hour a middle aged black lady came over and screamed, "Daddy, what are you doing"?! The old man replied, "the food is better over here". At which point she dragged away uncle Leroy (probably not his real name). Then my older brother Jorge said, "We don't have an uncle Leroy".
Awesome family!
You did for a minute lol!
After Stupid Show That's the best story I've read all day.
Miss Kimberly check out "I almost got shot" on my channel. You might enjoy "Angry Vagina".
After Stupid Show That was sooo sweet. Maybe Uncle Leroy would come 2 the next one.
I honestly came here expecting some racist bullshit and left realizing you truly know wtf you're talking about! Much respect! :D
msmith5150 same here I'm so used to negative sterotypes that i was shocked they were all true and positive, in a general way of course
CabinDoor I would say it is stereotyping more than racism he is categorizing people but not necessarily saying that they are inferior or Superior.
me too. came here wondering how he was going to try and knock white people down. Was actually a nice video.
Yes, refreshing, not what I was expecting at all.
stereotypes ARE based on truth.
I just wish you hadn't given away our secret power to summon disco balls...
Can we replace all news media with this type of conversation? Love it! I am from the deep south and beer pong is a warm up for when bring out the moonshine! The thing that makes life fun is being able to celebrate our differences and learn from each others cultures... so let's do more learning and celebrating!
Don’t forget: make sure you take your bag full of food home. You can bring 1 bag of chips but you’ll leave with 5 pounds of pork, beef, macaroni, cole slaw etc. :D
That's true. None of us plan like we're going to keep any of that stuff in our fridge afterwards. Lol
So true
My white cousin has 2 mixed race daughters, these 2 daughters of his looted a 4th of july BBQ my dad organized. And the Party wasn't even over. They took a big box of Albertsons fried chicken that had a few other boxes emptied into it, so like 30-35 pieces of chicken. And they stole an unopened box of gummy treats another family member brought. They were reported as saying, "We going to eat good tonight". At the start of the party they asked my uncle why they were having fried chicken, "That's black people food".
Yes sir. You go home hungry its your fault.
NOT true, I'll send u out with TEN!! LOL!
Haven't been to a white barbecue, but I have been to parties and that whole thing about sleeping over, yep, that's real. Couch, closet, extra bed, you staying. 😆😆😆
you forgot the tub , the tub is damn comfy man .
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I bought my damn couch based on how comfy TWO people could sleep on it!!!!!
Yeah, I’m white 🤣
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So true, this one time i partied with these skinheads in their yard then they let me stay the night then cooked me pancakes for breakfast in the morning. Couldn't get over the amount of flags in the house tho lol
Im so sick of the open black on white hate we see a lot of on youtube but the way this one is done you can clearly see theres no bad will or malice at all. Just friendly observational humour. Great.
@R. DB yup. We can thank the Jews for that.
I actually see more whites hating on blacks. But honestly I think it just depends on what race you are that dictates how you perceive dickish people who wanna bring up race. I'm so tired of not being able to enjoy a funny joke about white people because then I'm a white hating sjw. Same thing the other way around. Can't enjoy a black joke without being called a self hating Nazi. Why can't we make fun of stereotypes without the hyper sensitivity?
The description also says he’s a comedian
I'm sick of hate. We should embrace our differences. This is awesome.
Yes ooooooooooosh
Oh So that wasn't kidnapping, that was just a mandatory sleep over. Got it lol.
YES!
😆😆😆😆
I'm white and I host all the time... It's all true.
Was not sure what to expect when I clicked this video. It was hilarious.
SlimThrull same
All his videos are a scream
I miss good old comedy where people can make racial jokes and mean it in a non harmful way and people won’t get offended. I think racial white jokes are hilarious as long as you don’t cross the line which is REALLY hard to do. Thanks for making that kind of content.
Unused Account I didn’t say it was racist. I was just talking about people who get easily offended
I think you mean racial jokes, or stereotypical jokes. Definitely not racist jokes.
Talleifer yeah that’s what I meant
J H I meant racial jokes
Smh can't make fun of black people no more :'(
This guy is absolutely hilarious I wish I could invite him to a barbecue and then take him fishing lol
Too true!!! Hell I'd like for him to meet some of my black redneck friends!!! Now those guys is CRAZY!!!!
This is the peak of racial humor. Everyone jokes about the bads about a race or ethnicity (some jokes are funny though), but we should be making jokes about the goods. This buddy, was an amazing video :)
It's kinda true like when someone has a bbq it can get crazy.
Amen
WWG1WGA
@Mandy Vin It still is normal. Tons of comedians in the current arena who've been doing their thing for decades with much success. And the world was objectively shittier for MANY people. Rose-tinted historical goggles don't do anyone a favor.
My eyes kept drifting towards the broken drawer the entire video. Good stuff.
I had to watch it a second time to notice that lol
I minimized the vid around #4 to specifically scroll down to find someone else who was ocd towards the drawer. I knew I couldn't be the only one.
I was just wondering if anyone else was gonna see that!a
Snow McSnow Now thats all i can see, missed half the vid cos of it.
Saaameee
I'm white & this is so true!! Especially all the squeezing and the seasoning! And you're sleeping over even if you had just one so true!!!
My friends have always treated me this way and I do the same and that's where I had my first beer bong too. Lol thank you for the laughter and the joy
#6: Try not to appear shocked when the "taco salad" gets covered with Thousand Island dressing.
wtf people actually do that? I'm white but not that white
I know I'm white but when other white people do this I cringe it's too much with the dressing haha
Whaaatt???
Besides comical af, this was just sweet of you. Thanks for spreading the love. Peace.
2nd hand drunk. Better off playing it safe...
Fun fact, when people are so drunk say “hit me” they have reached the danger zone and they need to be treated like a live grenade.
wish a drunk Girl say the words
@@melquizedec If a drunk girl says hit me, do not engage. I repeat, DO NOT ENGAGE! Whatever you think she is saying, you are WRONG! She doesn't know what she wants. If you think she means slap her, she really meant sex. If you are thinking sex, she meant she wants you to slap her because she can't feel her face. If you think she is into kinky shit, she is really so drunk she's playing blackjack in her head. I promise if you try to appease her, you can look forward to a collective ass beating at best, with the possibility of going to jail. Just give her 5 minutes and let her puke it out. That is always the next step after 'hit me.'
When they start dancing on the tables, death is imminent.
You forgot, “Hey if you want to invite a few friends, they are welcomed anytime.” So are patty’s go from 10 close friends to 30 in no time.
And there's always room for more.
#6 Fires, we'll make a pit out of any thing.
kethcup that’s so funny because my husband literally made a fire pit 2 yrs ago just by digging a big rectangle in part of our yard and putting bricks around it. 😂
kethcup, definitely. Our fire pit fits pallets, small trees, and one year even a old dog house.
Make sure the fires large enough it can be seen from the space..
canWego Backintime Beers in hand probably
Bloody hell, so true!!! Did not notice this before, but fire is a must, even if it is just a candle. Our ancestors were really cold, it seems. not surprising, given the color of our skin! Hahahahahaha
General rule of thumb. If the food you cook at home doesn’t taste as good as a restaurant... you’re not using enough salt and butter.
An Artist formerly known as William Devane, butter? It’s called lard and bacon fat. Butter is for amateurs.
@@continuouswave34 oh snap
@@continuouswave34 lol... not if you make your own! But bacon grease is good on everything too!
@@stephanieowens5475 lol...hell yes especially on green bean...always got a tub of bacon grease
My mashed potatoes are killed with salt butter milk garlic herbs I DONT DO THAT INSTANT SHIT
Honestly, non sarcastically, I do not find this offensive. I expected it to be, but I was pleasantly surprised to find it wasn't. We need more people like this.
Always a lot of love at any BBQ!! I'll be walking through the park done ate food from 3 different BBQs and not know a single person
You missed 1, we cook steaks and burgers 2 ways. Rare and medium rare. We don't do that well done shit, well done, aka ruined...
Chris Benanti
steaks - medium rare
Burgers - medium
That’s the rules don’t @ me
ya know i cant really say i trust grocery store hamburger meat enough to not cook it all the way threw steaks tho spot onanything over medium is burnt
Yeah,,still kickin..lol
I'm a chef, and agree that anything over medium for a steak is fucked. But, if you want a juicy well done steak, the key is to flip it every 20-25 seconds.
As for a burger, you need to cook that all the way through, or you're asking for food poisoning. The reason you can cook a steak blue, is because the bacteria sits only in the surface. But when you mince the meat, you're mixing that bacteria all the way throughout. Cooking a burger to medium is also giving the bacteria the perfect breeding ground of warmth, darkness, and moisture.
I always have to ask for a little more cooked than usual, I’m not white but this is true. I’d be like “ can I cook it just a little longer” haha good time.
You are not lying lol I've seen some folk confused as hell when late in the party the white woman comes down the stairs with about a dozen blankets. Really she's just drunk as hell trying to feel like a good host before she goes and passes out with her ass out, just take the damn blanket and give her a hug (yes,white people hug with full frontal thigh contact), she will not be offended if you didn't stay the night, she will be offended if you didn't accept her invitation to stay the night.
As a white person, I can verify that all of these statements are true.
Take it not British then
I was gonna like this, but there are 69 likes and it's perfect
Shhhhhh! dude, you are telling our secrets man!
"It don't matter. You probably got second hand drunk." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yes us white people do use seasoning lol.
"They put season salt on the season salt" 😂😂😂
I season by drowning chicken in Italian dressing for an hour
Brittany Nice
Soak that chicken in beer and Jack Daniels over night and make sure you take it's keys away is my method, I can't eat salt anymore 😥😣
Yeah, and thanks to Bobby Flay, TOO MANY people seem to think that slathering green chilli all over everything makes it "better."
You guys should try Dale's seasoning. It's a liquid marinade made in Birmingham, Alabama. It's the bomb when cooking chicken, pork, or beef on the grill,(aka. barbeque)
Brittany Nice I thought it was mayonnaise we put on everything. At least in Canada I know white peoples are heavy on the mayo.
Most burger joints in Canada come with mayo on the burger. It freaks black peoples and Americans right out...... lol
You sir should not be on youtube; you should be on stage with an actual audience.
I get a free ticket to.ypur first show yea?
They had us in the first half, not gon' lie.
Thank you, Sir! The world needs this.
Racial jokes done RIGHT! You are so hilarious and everything is so true! 😂😂😂 Much respect! 💕💕💕
As a white person, I am super pissed at this video.
That damn drawer in the background is crooked.
But besides that, great video. Keep up the good work.
Now I can't unsee it xD ..
What has been seen, cannot be unseen!
I read the top line of your comment and was bout to put you on blast for being stupid, then I read the rest and agreed
Keagan Herman, thank you for reading the entire comment.
Im mostly caucasian, and yes we hug. But only if we friends before. Otherwise its a firm handshake.
bluemonkey223 unless its your aunt meeting one of your friends. Then its hugs.
bluemonkey223 you must not live in the south.We hug everyone
brenda franklin Living in Louisiana and Texas, never had any family BBQ where people hugged.
I don’t know why but that firm handshake made confused at first. I’m from Sudan and it’s respectful to shake everyone’s hand but it was never a firm handshake unless it’s close family
Ever go to a hippy fest?
I love you Josh Pray!!!! Love your message of unity and love between all of us.
As a white man I resemble those comments. Most of that has happened over the years. Lol! Great vid!!!
I came here expecting for this guy to completely shit on white people, im glad to be wrong, this dude is hilarious
Same, lol. I'm white and i found this freaking HILARIOUS!
Gundor Stoneskin Same, lol. I found this hilarious*
Imagine a world where we as white people aren't under a constant threat of attack
i choked on my coffee i was laughing so hard.
The video where they shit on each other is on a different platform, run by germans.
I'm white af all true. You staying the night bro and we getting breakfast.
Only if I get to make waffles
For sure. I usually have breakfast planned and prepped in the downstairs fridge.
Brunch** ftfy
Got that right! My wife woke me and a couple friends up in the back yard last get together (that shine will make you wake up in some crazy places), felt like shit but we damn sure had some breakfast lol
Biscuits and gravy...with some tabasco if you got a hangover.
Damn! This definitely didn’t go where I thought it was gonna go. I was laughing the whole time! Preach Brutha!!!
It's all true, especially that we actually season our food. In fact, if you put salt, pepper, season salt AND Tapatío all on the same bit of food, you might be white.
Is salt really a seasoning? That and garlic are pretty much all we use.
Stormcrow Legendary not salt, season salt. It’s salt plus barbecue spices, chili powder, Cajun spice, a little bit of brown sugar, paprika, all that stuff. Speaking of which, paprika was first cultivated by Magyars and Slavs, in other words, Europeans, even if a rarer variety of European in the US.
I use garlic salt and adobo, then if I didn't use enough, salt and pepper after wards... Okay pepper guess on before and after. Am I white?
I never really got that. Why season your food into being unrecognizable? Why not go for something you like eating right from the start? It's the same with cooling any drink to the point where all it does is numbing your taste buds. You don't like beer? Why even drink it, then? Nothing wrong with sticking to juice and soda, you can always dilute it with vodka if you want to get wasted.
Volkbrecht So...are you saying you just don't season your food? Proper seasoning brings out the flavor of the food. Some people don't know what seasonings should go on a food. Salt enhances flavor, but season salt is just an abomination. If you haven't tried basting your steak with garlic butter and rosemary, you're missing out. If you don't throw that bay leaf in your pot of soup, I feel bad for you.
Quite accurate I must say.
We usually invite you to stay over because we have an amazing breakfast planned for the morning.
See? There is a difference between being funny and still loveable and racist and trying to sound funny but really you are just offending people...this guy has mastered the fine art 👍
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Yeah, the love is real. ❤❤❤
I'm lily white and pretty conservative and I LOVE this guy!
It ain't about skin color. It just ain't.
✌🏻✌🏾
Should come to one of my mexican parties, there ain't a sleep over. For us it's about chillin all night till abuela makes breakfast, then you can go home.
This guy to be a race diplomat
Al Shalaka ,race diplomat?
@@ericortega7342 "diplomat"? Is that how we're spelling "ist" these days?
Also, there will be a bon fire 🔥 that can be seen from space and expect all the water bottles, trash etc to be thrown into it 😂 and one drunk guy to run through the center of the 🔥 like your videos 👍🏻
Lancair W XD at our last party it my uncle on my dad's side his drunk ass ran and jumped through the fire , nearly tripped and fell right in it
Lancair W Can confirm. I'm usually the guy running through the bonfire.
Lou Cypher Awesome 😎
And a bunch of dudes with their hats backwards yelling GIVER BUDDY!! GIIIIVERRRR!! ...ya, Canadian. Haloo!!
Lou Cypher wanna come to my bbq
As a white guy all I got to say about this is fair enough
ky342yote I know, right?
I lived in Kansas City for years. My buddy Tim, a colored fella, invited me to my first colored BBQ. It was awesome! Now, Tim and I both had certain affiliations with different sets but him and his family treated my like I was their own. I was around enough that his Moms and Pops started calling me son. My buddy Tim is doing 50 years for murder here in Missouri and will have to do 80% since this isn't his first trip, but him and his family will always be my family. Be well Josh, and thank you for the videos. They always put a smile on my face.
Hahahaha it’s true. I’ve been to bbqs with my parents friends where the lady of the house takes everyone’s keys at the door and doesn’t give them back till the next day if you have more than 2 drinks.
Nikki Schumacher Official I think you might be confused about what the car key thing means? Usually at the end of the night, the men randomly draw the keys and whatever keys you draw is which wife you get to bed for the evening. Be careful with the car key parties lol
Smart - Host Liquor libality is not just for Bars and Clubs. Many people have been sued becasue they hosted a party, served liquor - the attendee left and killed someone and the Attorneys go after anyone and everyone they can stick a fork in.
Jenny Rodriguez good advice
No keys. I walked. Hey it's alright if I park my car there? *points*
Jenny Rodriguez
Easy defense. I wasn't serving drinks. They took them from me without my permission or knowledge.
1) yes. 2) yes, but even if they suck, you're still gettin' inebriated. 3) the only escape route to say you're getting a ride home 4) I never encountered this one yet but I could definitely see this happening. 5) try to keep a drink in hand at all times, so that way you can always attempt the over-the-shoulder hug. Doesn't always work but it's better than nothing
Poop offers excellent advice. *nods sagely*
Don't forget everyone brings left overs home for the people who couldn't make it or just to eat later
gingerbread house yes, it doesn’t matter whether you want leftovers or not your getting the 😂
Mac Is a fangirl thats for sure
Mac Is a fangirl: That's because we already HAVE shitloads of this kind of food at our house, and we made shitloads more for the party. We don't have any room left to keep the food, the party-goers HAVE to take it! xD
Oddly this isn't relevant to my white side of the family, only the Mexican family.
Trust me, we all do this
OMG, I’m white and I can vouch for everything except 2 Armed huggers lol. Generally it’s a five+hand shake+ half hug combo.... What I like to call the “Bro-hug”. Everything else is accurate lol
Us women on the other hand ARE the 2 armed huggers....lol.
I just wave. Not into breaching my personal space.
YOU ARE HILARIOUS, if you're not a stand up comedian pursue IT...…………..
I agree, working with computers is laughable
bobby partridge You can do IT!
Rattler
IKR. 😉
Now that was good old fashion comedy.... THANK YOU.
I don't know why this got recommended to me but I'm not disappointed lol
Love it, wish more people were open minded/not offended by jokes like this. Seems to be your only shtick though, would love to see your take on other topics 👍
I thought I was going to be offended and all like, “black people can be racist and you can’t say a thing” but this is hilarious 😂 😂😂
Why? Because your car goes faster than mine? It probably does. Pinto.
This is awesome. I wish people would lighten up enough to get along. They might just have a good time.
You probably got second hand drunk 😂
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Josh keep spreading love amongst God's children! Keep up the great work brother!
Don't forget, we also put seasoned salt on our beer pong balls.
was that not implied?
None of this is false 😂
bee pot especially the disco lights coming from the sky.
i'm white British and i'll be honest but i have no clue about anything he's talking about tbh. we just don't differentiate in the same way Americans do i guesss. white people don't do *this* and black people don't do *this* ..in my view ..people do what people do
@@edRitchiee lol clearly this video was exaggerated. There certainly are differences but for the most part everyone's included. I think he's talking about smaller family get together where the family is mostly white. That doesn't mean other people aren't present, but the bulk are white which usually means different food or activities than what would be at a "black BBQ". It's not like you go up to your friend and say hey I'm so excited to go to Josh's white BBQ!
i think this guy is funny and the video was funny, i just think he's talking about american BBQs is all. Can't relate to any of this aha
@@edRitchiee sorry I thought that part was obvious
Can confirm, but you missed number 6: There will always be TWICE as much deserts as there are meal food.
For every bag of chips set out, there's gonna be three boxes of Oreos. For every bowl of potato salad, there's gonna be a peach pie, apple pie, and an ice cream cake made to look like a football or snowman. (depending on the time of year) Every kid at the party is mandated to have at least a slice of cake and/or ice cream cone in their hands by the end of the day. If, god forbid, they be lactose intolerant, they gonna hit the goddamn Jello motherload.
Xacktar LMAO! You know, I just realized that is true. :D
We take our sweets baking seriously. lol
Did you comment on the wrong comment? lol
Xacktar, so accurate.
Nebulized Narcosis
Lmao I love these😅😅😅😅 and I'm white.
Reminds me of an old work buddy ( black gentleman)who spoke like this to his fellow black gentleman while the guy just stood there mouth open speechless.to beat it all I was the white guy.😅😅😅😅.
As a retired truck driver who drove all over the country for 10 years, I found Texas to be the least racist place I've ever traveled to. Blacks and whites get along better here than other places I've been and we are able to joke around and be friendly no matter where we are in Texas. We are more polite and agreeable to each other.
it aint they fault. People be nice, A LOT. LMAO.
my best friend growing up was whiter than snow n i remember so many people crashing at his house on Saturdays.
“If you not about that ping pong life” LOLOL
You got us figured out! Now come here for your uncomfortably close 2 arm hug.
Brian Mcdonald hips in hug.
followed by a no bullshit hand shake.
"White people don't season their chicken enough"
*Colonel Sanders has left the chat
If we ever meet you Josh, we huggin. Dont try an fight it bro
Hahaha, I've been to a few white BBQs! And man is speaking the truth. The hugging part took me a while to get use to. But it's all love.
Sierra Blakely Europe is worse, you get the kiss with the hug.
ckhawk00 - Oh I know. I've been there as well. Hahaha
I am true and this is white.
😂😂😂😂 literally fucking laughed.. out loud😂😂😂😂
I hate you I thought I read it wrong
Cooper Hearne
Love you too
Wow, loving the true and honest and positive humour !!! Please MORE