You are missing number six Mr. Josh Pray. If a redneck thinks you are a good person, he will protect you with every inch of his life. My gift to you. Keep up the videos my brother. 😂
Yea to yes on #6 I'm simple animal doctor, and my redneck customer will defend me. I've told some of my redneck customers if you don't have the cash to pay me I'll take fish, venison, or anything you wanna trade.
Amen on at ere! Thais a big difference tween kin folk and family. I got me some kin folk that blood is the ONLY thing we share. They don't care, they don't call, they don't visit. Then I got me some family that ain't no blood, but we got places in our hearts fer each other. Them's the ones ye better not fool with! That's from an Appalachian (apple-at-chan) mountain man cowboy redneck.
It's called turn about his fair play period. Your loyalty earned my loyalty. That's right along with rule number seven, If I threaten to smack you if you do it again, and you do it again you will be smacked. Even if smacking that alligator means I gotta lose a hand I gotta keep good on that threat. Good by Handgela ❤❤❤
Omg! Josh nailed it! Those of us blessed to be Rednecks will do exactly what he said. Leave us be, don't criticize us, and we will help change your flat tire ( we know how), give the shirt from our back, hold the door open for you, and say God Bless or hello to you. Try to start a dispute, and we dig in, and will prove you wrong with your own words. I saw a gentleman in a cowboy hat hold a door for a female. She said that he mistook her for a disabled person. He said " No ma'am, I mistook you for a lady". I was a teenager, but I learned alot from that!.
@Dustin Larson it was the conservatives... the name says it all. There's an entire documentary about how the conservatives and how it was them but back then they were demonrats now days the conservatives are only ratpublicans... So honestly it's not a political side issue, it's a faction within politics issue
the definition of redneck is "a glorious absence of sophistication". And it can be temporary or it can be permanent, but most of us are guilty of it, at least from time to time. Then, not long ago, I was reading this magazine article where somebody claimed that there was a shortage of sophisticated people in this country. Which I took to mean there was an abundance of people like me. ~Jeff Foxworthy
We tend to think of "Sophistication" as a positive word but its very similar to the word Sophistry which is defined as "reasoning that appears sound but is misleading or fallacious." So... "a glorious absence of misleading or fallacious reasoning."
You spelled "Complication" wrong. Rednecks are simplistic people. But we have our own version of Solhistication. So, it's not a person with a life that lacks sophistication... It's a person with a life that lacks complication... 😍👍😁
We don't quit a fight cause we were all told growing up " Win or don't come home boy." The rights thing is just the simple redneck motto " You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone."
It's ingrained in the little girl's, too. I'm 37 now, but grew up in eastern ky Appalachian Mountains. We were always told if a bully starts a fight and we don't fight back, we'll get our asses BEAT when we got home 🤣
The first time I got into a fight as a kid, my grandfather sat me down and said "Boy, you better not start no fight. But if you do get into one, you damn well finish it." I just looked him in the eyes and said, "Yes sir."
@@victorwaddell6530 Redneck Dads raise tough Women, too. He told me the same thing growing up. Along with: Don't start nothing, but don't take nothing either. He taught me everything I know about ... everything, actually... There's no replacement for a Dad in a kids life. 😕
I'm from South Carolina . Many years ago I drove an 18 wheel truck for Anchor Foods out of Appleton Wisconsin . There's a lot of rednecks in Wisconsin .
@@victorwaddell6530 you and I know redneck has nothing to do with the South. Redneck has everything to do with being able to make a call and have things happen. My dad retired as an "engineer" from an airplane manufacturer, no degree. If he doesn't know how to do something, he has someone in his contact list that does, and usually more than one.
HE'S BACK, BOYS! Can confirm. It's an affront to your personal honor if you lose a drinking contest, as a redneck. We can, will, have, and will again; teeter on the edge of life and death by alcohol poisoning in order to win a drinking contest. (Also the 'took a shot of gas' comment was TOO ACCURATE HAHAHAH) Josh Pray is the voice we need in a divided America today. Damn. Jesus was a redneck. I spat out my goddamn monster
@@CountryStrong2309 I know it's hard to believe, but he survived and is still going strong to this day! I would NOT recommend anyone else trying that though! It's a miracle he didn't explode into a fireball that night!
That right there is just funny. On st patties night, the irish drinking one where you should wear all green, Well i was out with a mate playing pool and seen a few groups come in, We thought it'd be funny to pretend we were irish and see how long it took for people to realize. Long story short me and my drank all night free, people were buying us beers, shots, cocktails, had blokes wantin to be our mates and chicks askin me questions and asking to hear me talk, Thought my accent was sexy.. It was also fake. Did that a couple of times actually, put on accents on random nights or events to see what people would do, alot of people just bought us drinks.
I was out on a job site belt busted. Took 3 pieces of duct tape about 4 ft long. Taped 2 to each other rolled them up then rolled the third over it taping it all together basically making rope. Ran it thru belt loops and tied my pants up. Used it for 2 weeks cuz I was being too cheap lol. Boss gave me a new belt he was sick of looking at it lol. Edit: ok list all the ways you've made an emergency belt
I'm a redneck truck driver. Let me tell yall a lil story. This ain't no joke. My lil brother is a truck driver as well. We were waitin to get loaded in Midlothian, TX at Gerdau. There was a Mexican in a cabover, sleepin on the doghouse with his feet hangin out the window. My brother is mild mannered for the most part. I'm a different story. My sister in law was on the truck with my brother. He had to goto the bathroom. Well, my sister went up & knocked on the dudes door & asked him politely to move forward towards the security shack. This guy didn't know my sister at all. He told he to leave him alone before he came out & F'd her up. I've known my sister since we were both bout 12yrs old. I've always had a very strong & independent attitude & temper. It's always been on the redneck side. A redneck with a temper, they're uncontrollable. Very uncontrollable. My sister comes back & tells me what had transpired. My brother is in the crapper. I walk up to the dudes truck & I bang on the door. Dude yells he's gonna beat my ass if I didn't go away. Challenge accepted. What the dude didn't know was what I had brought with me. I brought an 8' piece of bungee rope. Great piece of equipment. I a noose at one end & on the other end was a tennis ball with a hole drilled in it so I could insert the rope, epoxy it in place so it wouldn't come out & I wrapped bout half a roll of duct tape around the ball. I put the noose around the dudes ankle after he said he was gonna beat my ass & I started to walk away from his truck. He got up to see what the hell I had put on his ankle. Lil did he know there was more to come. He yelled, I let the ball go. Yall can imagine the carnage. Any trucker that's ever been hit anywhere with bungee rope will tell ya that the shit hurts like nothin else they've ever felt. Remember, there's a tennis ball at the other end. Filled with epoxy & wrapped in duct tape. I'll leave yall to your own imaginations as to what happened next. I can tell yall this much. Dude has no need for a dental plan
I love this!!!! And as a redneck woman I endorse this message. MS here. It takes a lot to make me mad but the few times I lost my temper I blacked out and had to ask afterward what I said and did. I won. 😂
Ive always said i was a black redneck 😂 they got the lifestyle we all need to live its a lifestyle that has to be in you not on you Bless the U.S and all over the world wow!!!!!!!! I love it frfr
I had a Russian landlord once that challenged me to drink with him. Strange he never did it again it's a shame I enjoyed the free drinks but I did make him get another bottle before he passed out. That Russian vodka just ain't got the kick of some good ol shine but it's about as good as drinking sweet tea.
don’t mess with a Redneck’s 4-G’s - God - Girl - Guns - Guard dog Redneck is a great culture, and everybody welcome. Find a dirt road, head down a fur piece, and we’ll have some Moonshine to share.
Yep, live and let live. Until you try to make me live by your rules. Then it's, "You ain't from around here, er ya?" (That's redneck for you just effed up)
"JESUS was a Redneck! HE fed the masses with 2 fish & a loaf of bread!" That's snortin'-milk-out-your-nose kinda funny. I'm gonna remember that one. You missed one opportunity, though. "MacGyver was a Redneck engineer!" Give him a paperclip, rubber band, duct tape, & a #2 pencil... dude builds an F-16. I know that guy. 🤠
And if they give you their word, it means something. I bought a mower from a guy just because he said " I give you my redneck woed it runs" 2yrs later, its still running strong
Often Redneck and Marine are interchangeable, and if your friend is a redneck Marine you will have a truly loyal friend. Semper Fi Mr.Josh Love the channel.
Hey, peach moonshine is smooth as hell. 2 nice gulps and 10 mins later…..yeeehaaaa. My grandpa made shine. He would give us a shot of it as little kids when we were sick. Worked great. I agree with all of these.
You Sir, are right. A couple posts back a gentleman posted #6 about how a Redneck will do anything to protect someone they like, including giving their own life. This man is right, but stop and think if we will do that for someone we like, think what we’re willing to do for our family’s. Don’t mess with our rights, or ANYONE we care about. Best Redneck video I’ve ever watched. Respect Sir for being open and honest about our people.
My TN daddy raised me like a boy taught me to be a fighter faught boys mostly but I hurt 2 of the toughest grade school bullies when together they jumped me 2 against1 me, I hurt them so bad that their 5big black sisters jumped me at the park and said we are going to hurt you bad for hurting our brother I climbed an apple tree and pounded Apple's at them my dad saw the whole thing them girls got tired of getting hit with apples and left when I climbed down my dad gave me a whipping said I never want to see you run up a tree no matter how many you STAND AND FIGHT ALL OF THEM
@@jamespitra1645 I was a tomboy I wanted to play boy games on the playground they wouldn't let me play so I had to fight the loudest biggest mouth that said I couldnt play. Then I would get to play my turn at kickball baseball or dodgeball ect I was the only girl that wanted to play boy games at my school.and I did play but had to fist fight for the right
If you ever plan to pass by the giant peanut on I-75 (when we get it back up), lemme know. Lunch is on me. I am NOT the original redneck genius. I am, however, the 3rd in the line. Grandpa, Dad, Me.
😂😂😂 Yes Josh you have been missed. Glad you're well and healthy. Also still a comic, sight over exaggerater. Stay true to yourself and you can't go wrong.
Native Floridian here at 55 years grew up in Central Florida. And yes it's true about the moonshine I got a buddy of mine that makes some pretty good stuff it's a little harsh but after about half the jar you won't notice it anymore lol.
@@Duck_Dodgers , depends who makes it and how it's made but yes that's true lol. My buddy makes this out of the garage He's pretty much an amateur Yankee if you will. But after a few swigs rest goes down without a problem.
True! 100% agree. You rock!!! Rednecks come in every color,shape and size. Some of the best people on this earth. If a redneck has your back you never need to check behind you!! Proud to be a redneck.
So true...my favorite kind people! If they like you that's a friend for life. Be prepared if they say...hey watch this, grab the medical kit and turn on the camera. I must say however, the liquor with the blue flame although potent, can be smooth and there's no shame adding some cold spring water.
The other thing about Rednecks, they are some of the best people you'll find in the world, if a redneck comes across someone who's in need of help, be it a car fixed, a house repair, food for their family...and that person can't afford what they need...they'll take care of those folks if it means giving them the shirt off their back, food out of their own homes, or buying what's needed themselves. Most rednecks tend to be really good people! Love you Josh, keep spreading the message that we all bleed one color and that's all that matters!! ❤
So as part of redneck round table I herby full declare this luxurious man the redneck Visa card. Exclusive to the name bearer and perks include free entry to any cookout, gaming event, or any gathering where food and beverages can be found with fun family games. Also comes with a trucker hat and coveralls. This made me laugh so much your hilarious.
Yes all of that is right Also, if its hunting season don't ask for any favors we are in the wood's Gods Country about to put food on our table! Any other time we dont mind helping anyone
We say Grace we say Amen if ya ain't into that we don't give a Damn! Country Folks will Survive! We can do Anything. South Alabama Redneck. Roll Tide Roll Ya'll!!
just got in from moving some pipe, filling troughs, and tossing some flakes to the critters. its 95 out, and i am loading back up with iced tea ( unsweet), before i head out to the pasture. being saturday, i willmake an early day of it and be done with my chorin' by 5pm (i am retired, after all). my day has been made better by taking a few minutes to watch this. god bless you for "getting it". two things i would like to add---from an OLD comic strip "behind ever blue collar there lies a red neck" and, that there is not a single person who falls into that category who is offended by being labled such.
Oh my heavens. Josh, I laughed until tears ran down my face. As a redneck myself, I totally agree with your list and the descriptions of the whys and consequences. I am sending this to all my redneck friends. They are gonna love it too. Fabulous job! You are hysterical, bro. You obviously actually do know some rednecks. Carry on darlin' I am looking forward to watching more of these.
First view of your channel. Just subscribed. You sure seem to be a Man of the People. Loved it!!! Humor, charisma, smarts... Calling up some of your other videos now.
If he wears a Cowboy Hat or Boots he is A REDNECK TOO REDNECKS COME IN ALL FLAVORS AND EVERY COLOR UNDER THE SUN FROM ALL OVER THIS WORLD THE ORIGINAL REDNECK 🧣 ARMY WERE COAL MINERS Men of ALL COLORS AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD went down a deep hole and when they came back up to the Surface THEY WERE ALL BLACK OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO MEN OF ALL COLORS UNITED AGAINST THE COMPANY STORE AND SOCIAL INJUSTICE TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO UNIONIZE AND FIGHT FOR CHILD LABOR LAW'S AND FORMED THE ORIGINAL REDNECK 🧣 ARMY 🪖
@@smc1942 bubba once challenged me to a contest on 4th of July. Man was a modern version of Hoss from Bonanza. He lost after the 3rd shot. Not all rednecks are built the same.
Yup. I've won a ton of drinking wars. Yup I once carried 3 felonies from mofos not able to pay they own hospital bills. Good behavior nowadays. Fck politics etc. Good video bro.
As a Redneck, I endorse this message.
I agree
Yup
Respect! 💯
Same here bud
Redneck for President!
You are missing number six Mr. Josh Pray.
If a redneck thinks you are a good person, he will protect you with every inch of his life.
My gift to you. Keep up the videos my brother. 😂
Yea to yes on #6 I'm simple animal doctor, and my redneck customer will defend me. I've told some of my redneck customers if you don't have the cash to pay me I'll take fish, venison, or anything you wanna trade.
Yup. Once you are in the fold, we have your back.
Amen on at ere! Thais a big difference tween kin folk and family. I got me some kin folk that blood is the ONLY thing we share. They don't care, they don't call, they don't visit. Then I got me some family that ain't no blood, but we got places in our hearts fer each other. Them's the ones ye better not fool with! That's from an Appalachian (apple-at-chan) mountain man cowboy redneck.
It's called turn about his fair play period. Your loyalty earned my loyalty. That's right along with rule number seven, If I threaten to smack you if you do it again, and you do it again you will be smacked. Even if smacking that alligator means I gotta lose a hand I gotta keep good on that threat. Good by Handgela ❤❤❤
@@stevensavage6919 Agreed. A man keeps his word. If he can't keep it, he lets ye know why instead of leavin ye guessin.
Omg! Josh nailed it! Those of us blessed to be Rednecks will do exactly what he said. Leave us be, don't criticize us, and we will help change your flat tire ( we know how), give the shirt from our back, hold the door open for you, and say God Bless or hello to you. Try to start a dispute, and we dig in, and will prove you wrong with your own words. I saw a gentleman in a cowboy hat hold a door for a female. She said that he mistook her for a disabled person. He said " No ma'am, I mistook you for a lady". I was a teenager, but I learned alot from that!.
Ooh you know my redneck family well and you would fit right in.
As a redneck…… I need more friends like this guy!
@Flat Earth no, I’m not a democrat. ;)
@@Dustinjlarson your the goat for that comment... earth aint flat though lol.
@Dustin Larson it was the conservatives... the name says it all. There's an entire documentary about how the conservatives and how it was them but back then they were demonrats now days the conservatives are only ratpublicans...
So honestly it's not a political side issue, it's a faction within politics issue
@Flat Earth he is not a democrat, stop this bullsh*t
the definition of redneck is "a glorious absence of sophistication". And it can be temporary or it can be permanent, but most of us are guilty of it, at least from time to time. Then, not long ago, I was reading this magazine article where somebody claimed that there was a shortage of sophisticated people in this country. Which I took to mean there was an abundance of people like me. ~Jeff Foxworthy
We tend to think of "Sophistication" as a positive word but its very similar to the word Sophistry which is defined as "reasoning that appears sound but is misleading or fallacious." So... "a glorious absence of misleading or fallacious reasoning."
You spelled "Complication" wrong.
Rednecks are simplistic people.
But we have our own version of Solhistication.
So, it's not a person with a life that lacks sophistication...
It's a person with a life that lacks complication...
😍👍😁
Jeff Foxworthy is so awesome! 😂 This was always my favorite part of his stand up!
Not exactly
We don't quit a fight cause we were all told growing up " Win or don't come home boy."
The rights thing is just the simple redneck motto " You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone."
Ancient Spartan mothers had a saying " Come back carrying your shield or being carried on it " Redneck mommas raise tough men .
@James.. Your motto should be applied to so many societal issues today.
It's ingrained in the little girl's, too. I'm 37 now, but grew up in eastern ky Appalachian Mountains. We were always told if a bully starts a fight and we don't fight back, we'll get our asses BEAT when we got home 🤣
The first time I got into a fight as a kid, my grandfather sat me down and said "Boy, you better not start no fight. But if you do get into one, you damn well finish it." I just looked him in the eyes and said, "Yes sir."
@@victorwaddell6530 Redneck Dads raise tough Women, too.
He told me the same thing growing up.
Along with: Don't start nothing, but don't take nothing either.
He taught me everything I know about ... everything, actually...
There's no replacement for a Dad in a kids life. 😕
I live in rural Wisconsin. We share the same values. Never confuse kindness for weakness. Cross the line, and you'll regret it.
I'm from South Carolina . Many years ago I drove an 18 wheel truck for Anchor Foods out of Appleton Wisconsin . There's a lot of rednecks in Wisconsin .
@@victorwaddell6530 you and I know redneck has nothing to do with the South. Redneck has everything to do with being able to make a call and have things happen. My dad retired as an "engineer" from an airplane manufacturer, no degree. If he doesn't know how to do something, he has someone in his contact list that does, and usually more than one.
Rural anywhere is pretty much the same LOL
Lmao, stfu. Wisconsin. Land of toothless homos. Nobody is afraid of you bitches.
This👍
Dude said Jesus was a Redneck for feeding 5,000 people with a fish and two loaves of bread..
HE'S BACK, BOYS!
Can confirm. It's an affront to your personal honor if you lose a drinking contest, as a redneck. We can, will, have, and will again; teeter on the edge of life and death by alcohol poisoning in order to win a drinking contest.
(Also the 'took a shot of gas' comment was TOO ACCURATE HAHAHAH)
Josh Pray is the voice we need in a divided America today. Damn. Jesus was a redneck. I spat out my goddamn monster
And girl's
I personally KNOW a guy who actually drank straight gasoline, lit a cigarette, smoked it, and lived to tell about it!
@rbl205 OMGSH! I don't know how that's a bit to far wow
@@CountryStrong2309 I know it's hard to believe, but he survived and is still going strong to this day! I would NOT recommend anyone else trying that though! It's a miracle he didn't explode into a fireball that night!
@rbl205 yeah I'm surprised his windpipe is ok to even talk about it Dang no way definitely don't recommend it
A guy challenged me in a bar to convince another guy I was an undercover cop. I had him spread eagle against his car before we all lost it....
but was the other guy heels down or up? Because some bars these days....
That may be a funny felony
@@bentoombs LOL, agreed, I was young and dumb....
That right there is just funny. On st patties night, the irish drinking one where you should wear all green, Well i was out with a mate playing pool and seen a few groups come in, We thought it'd be funny to pretend we were irish and see how long it took for people to realize. Long story short me and my drank all night free, people were buying us beers, shots, cocktails, had blokes wantin to be our mates and chicks askin me questions and asking to hear me talk, Thought my accent was sexy.. It was also fake. Did that a couple of times actually, put on accents on random nights or events to see what people would do, alot of people just bought us drinks.
My Pop, a WV hillbilly would go up to random ladies on St Patricks day and ask, "do you have some Irish in you?"... no... ""would you like some?" 😂
I was out on a job site belt busted. Took 3 pieces of duct tape about 4 ft long. Taped 2 to each other rolled them up then rolled the third over it taping it all together basically making rope. Ran it thru belt loops and tied my pants up. Used it for 2 weeks cuz I was being too cheap lol. Boss gave me a new belt he was sick of looking at it lol.
Edit: ok list all the ways you've made an emergency belt
zip tie 2 belt Lupe's together don't pull zip tie fast 👍 or string
Bro, next week by the 24 pack instead of 30 pack 😊
A cut up inner tube from a bicycle tire works .
Yeah, well, a lot of these "innovations" you can't unsee
I'm a redneck truck driver. Let me tell yall a lil story. This ain't no joke. My lil brother is a truck driver as well. We were waitin to get loaded in Midlothian, TX at Gerdau. There was a Mexican in a cabover, sleepin on the doghouse with his feet hangin out the window. My brother is mild mannered for the most part. I'm a different story. My sister in law was on the truck with my brother. He had to goto the bathroom. Well, my sister went up & knocked on the dudes door & asked him politely to move forward towards the security shack. This guy didn't know my sister at all. He told he to leave him alone before he came out & F'd her up. I've known my sister since we were both bout 12yrs old. I've always had a very strong & independent attitude & temper. It's always been on the redneck side. A redneck with a temper, they're uncontrollable. Very uncontrollable. My sister comes back & tells me what had transpired. My brother is in the crapper. I walk up to the dudes truck & I bang on the door. Dude yells he's gonna beat my ass if I didn't go away. Challenge accepted. What the dude didn't know was what I had brought with me. I brought an 8' piece of bungee rope. Great piece of equipment. I a noose at one end & on the other end was a tennis ball with a hole drilled in it so I could insert the rope, epoxy it in place so it wouldn't come out & I wrapped bout half a roll of duct tape around the ball. I put the noose around the dudes ankle after he said he was gonna beat my ass & I started to walk away from his truck. He got up to see what the hell I had put on his ankle. Lil did he know there was more to come. He yelled, I let the ball go. Yall can imagine the carnage. Any trucker that's ever been hit anywhere with bungee rope will tell ya that the shit hurts like nothin else they've ever felt. Remember, there's a tennis ball at the other end. Filled with epoxy & wrapped in duct tape. I'll leave yall to your own imaginations as to what happened next. I can tell yall this much. Dude has no need for a dental plan
I love this!!!! And as a redneck woman I endorse this message. MS here. It takes a lot to make me mad but the few times I lost my temper I blacked out and had to ask afterward what I said and did. I won. 😂
FACTS 😂
Ive always said i was a black redneck 😂 they got the lifestyle we all need to live its a lifestyle that has to be in you not on you Bless the U.S and all over the world wow!!!!!!!! I love it frfr
Josh Pray is the greatest ambassador our people have. This man must be protected at all costs!!
I had a Russian landlord once that challenged me to drink with him. Strange he never did it again it's a shame I enjoyed the free drinks but I did make him get another bottle before he passed out. That Russian vodka just ain't got the kick of some good ol shine but it's about as good as drinking sweet tea.
don’t mess with a Redneck’s 4-G’s
- God
- Girl
- Guns
- Guard dog
Redneck is a great culture, and everybody welcome. Find a dirt road, head down a fur piece, and we’ll have some Moonshine to share.
Yep, live and let live.
Until you try to make me live by your rules.
Then it's, "You ain't from around here, er ya?"
(That's redneck for you just effed up)
I disagree. Head down a dirt road with a no trespassing sign and bullets will follow. Get permission.
"JESUS was a Redneck! HE fed the masses with 2 fish & a loaf of bread!" That's snortin'-milk-out-your-nose kinda funny. I'm gonna remember that one. You missed one opportunity, though. "MacGyver was a Redneck engineer!" Give him a paperclip, rubber band, duct tape, & a #2 pencil... dude builds an F-16. I know that guy. 🤠
And if they give you their word, it means something. I bought a mower from a guy just because he said " I give you my redneck woed it runs" 2yrs later, its still running strong
dont mess with their Rights - is so fn true! And they def know their who/what/whys of the politics behind them.
Glad to have you back Josh! You’re the voice our people need in this world!
Often Redneck and Marine are interchangeable, and if your friend is a redneck Marine you will have a truly loyal friend.
Semper Fi Mr.Josh
Love the channel.
you are as much of a Redneck as anybody i know ,love ya my brother
Hey, peach moonshine is smooth as hell. 2 nice gulps and 10 mins later…..yeeehaaaa. My grandpa made shine. He would give us a shot of it as little kids when we were sick. Worked great. I agree with all of these.
Apple pie moon shine is the boom 💥
@@fallen605 sounds delicious
Best alcohol is a spoon full of warm shine dribbling out of the condenser. Call it "quality control" if it makes you feel better.
Watermelon Wine temper's Shine really nice and it's delicious
Lol good “shine” is an art form all of its own . 😜
You Sir, are right. A couple posts back a gentleman posted #6 about how a Redneck will do anything to protect someone they like, including giving their own life. This man is right, but stop and think if we will do that for someone we like, think what we’re willing to do for our family’s.
Don’t mess with our rights, or ANYONE we care about.
Best Redneck video I’ve ever watched. Respect Sir for being open and honest about our people.
Makes me feel proud to be a black redneck, God Bless American and our Constitutional Rights.
My TN daddy raised me like a boy taught me to be a fighter faught boys mostly but I hurt 2 of the toughest grade school bullies when together they jumped me 2 against1 me, I hurt them so bad that their 5big black sisters jumped me at the park and said we are going to hurt you bad for hurting our brother I climbed an apple tree and pounded Apple's at them my dad saw the whole thing them girls got tired of getting hit with apples and left when I climbed down my dad gave me a whipping said I never want to see you run up a tree no matter how many you STAND AND FIGHT ALL OF THEM
When I was growing up my mom told me don't start fights with girls/ women but if they think they are man enough to start a fight with you fight back.
@@jamespitra1645 I was a tomboy I wanted to play boy games on the playground they wouldn't let me play so I had to fight the loudest biggest mouth that said I couldnt play. Then I would get to play my turn at kickball baseball or dodgeball ect I was the only girl that wanted to play boy games at my school.and I did play but had to fist fight for the right
I liked the whole whipping apples at them from above haha 😂 genius
If you ever plan to pass by the giant peanut on I-75 (when we get it back up), lemme know. Lunch is on me.
I am NOT the original redneck genius. I am, however, the 3rd in the line. Grandpa, Dad, Me.
There's a giant peach water tower in Gaffney , South Carolina off I 85 . Just off the exit there's a couple of places that sell shine .
“Something else… like the lord, has to stop the fight” 😂
I have one rule in fighting, if I don't win, I'm at least going to make you remember it! I have the I'm taking a piece of you with me rule! 👋
I've always said, "I may not be able to kick your ass, just know you're going to have to actually fight to kick mine. "
😂😂😂 Yes Josh you have been missed. Glad you're well and healthy. Also still a comic, sight over exaggerater. Stay true to yourself and you can't go wrong.
Native Floridian here at 55 years grew up in Central Florida.
And yes it's true about the moonshine I got a buddy of mine that makes some pretty good stuff it's a little harsh but after about half the jar you won't notice it anymore lol.
Native floridian also actually from here 50yrs moonshine will knock your ....in the dirt
If it takes more than two shots to not notice it's weak
you also won't notice anything from your neck down. Spoken as the son of a shine runner in Florida.
After half jar you might not notice anything lol first drink always the hardest
@@Duck_Dodgers , depends who makes it and how it's made but yes that's true lol.
My buddy makes this out of the garage He's pretty much an amateur Yankee if you will.
But after a few swigs rest goes down without a problem.
1 thing to know before challenging a redneck: Don't. Just don't. It doesn't matter what it is, just don't. We will win in the end.
Exactly!😉👍🫂
At the least we’re gonna try as hard as possible to win.
Damn straight!
We WILL out stupid you.
Mr Josh you never disappoint. Your videos are always great.
True! 100% agree. You rock!!! Rednecks come in every color,shape and size. Some of the best people on this earth. If a redneck has your back you never need to check behind you!! Proud to be a redneck.
This is comedy genuis! So funny dude! Well done, I chuckled.
So true...my favorite kind people! If they like you that's a friend for life. Be prepared if they say...hey watch this, grab the medical kit and turn on the camera. I must say however, the liquor with the blue flame although potent, can be smooth and there's no shame adding some cold spring water.
More like " hay hold my beer"
Moon shine 😂😂😂😂, i can only picture Willie Nelson on Dukes of hazzard
🤣🤣 that last one is definitely right. 💯 hilarious
As an old Redneck I can confirm this infomercial 😂
The other thing about Rednecks, they are some of the best people you'll find in the world, if a redneck comes across someone who's in need of help, be it a car fixed, a house repair, food for their family...and that person can't afford what they need...they'll take care of those folks if it means giving them the shirt off their back, food out of their own homes, or buying what's needed themselves. Most rednecks tend to be really good people! Love you Josh, keep spreading the message that we all bleed one color and that's all that matters!! ❤
Ah you're just so sweet. I love hearing your take on rednecks. Makes me nostalgic for my dad.
We do take our constitutional rights quite seriously... well that and BBQ! We will fight you over BBQ too! 😂😂😂
So as part of redneck round table I herby full declare this luxurious man the redneck Visa card. Exclusive to the name bearer and perks include free entry to any cookout, gaming event, or any gathering where food and beverages can be found with fun family games. Also comes with a trucker hat and coveralls. This made me laugh so much your hilarious.
Seconded from Appalachia
Redneck Rep from Arizona asks, All in favor? (Nays will not be invited to the BBQ after.)
Yes
Howdy from Texas, I henceforth agree with this here statement. Y'all have a blessed day.
NC votes an official yes!
You know, he's right.
I didn't know I was a redneck until I moved to TX.
Yes all of that is right Also, if its hunting season don't ask for any favors we are in the wood's Gods Country about to put food on our table! Any other time we dont mind helping anyone
I desperately needed something to lift me up after a crappy day, thank you!
Few comedians today can make laugh as hard as you, thanks!
Implied Jesus is a redneck. I lost it. FUNNY SHIT MAN! I was rolling over this! Awesome RANT! LOL
Lmao. That was hilarious. You nailed it. I am a proud redneck. You left out blacksmithing. Ultimate Macgyver stuff
I absolutely love you man, that's coming from a Hillbilly from TN. You Orta stop by for a BBQ sometime!
As an Ozark Hillbilly who has lived in the hills and the hood. We have a lot more in common than the politicians would have us believe.
We say Grace we say Amen if ya ain't into that we don't give a Damn! Country Folks will Survive! We can do Anything. South Alabama Redneck. Roll Tide Roll Ya'll!!
just got in from moving some pipe, filling troughs, and tossing some flakes to the critters. its 95 out, and i am loading back up with iced tea ( unsweet), before i head out to the pasture. being saturday, i willmake an early day of it and be done with my chorin' by 5pm (i am retired, after all).
my day has been made better by taking a few minutes to watch this. god bless you for "getting it". two things i would like to add---from an OLD comic strip "behind ever blue collar there lies a red neck" and, that there is not a single person who falls into that category who is offended by being labled such.
So glad you're back bud!
I’m a 💯 WV born and bred and this man is right on all accounts!!!!glad your back brother keep it coming and you want some shine??
Love the hat, Josh...
I have 2 - 1 all black and - of course - one camo.
More like an Irish, a Russian and a Redneck had a world tour. I actually made a Drink called Gasoline.
Always loved Josh, he's hilarious and spot on.😂😂
I love this channel every time rain or shine I laugh my ass off and that's so devine
Don't forget get when fighting a Redneck . Winner gets the beer and ice packs for round 2 !
What !
This had me rolling 😆
Oh my heavens. Josh, I laughed until tears ran down my face. As a redneck myself, I totally agree with your list and the descriptions of the whys and consequences. I am sending this to all my redneck friends. They are gonna love it too. Fabulous job! You are hysterical, bro. You obviously actually do know some rednecks. Carry on darlin' I am looking forward to watching more of these.
You make comedy great again brother!
Thank you
Love your videos x
First view of your channel. Just subscribed. You sure seem to be a Man of the People. Loved it!!! Humor, charisma, smarts... Calling up some of your other videos now.
You're going to love him!😊👍😉
Damn right! I am a proud redneck and I always say if you don't like me bite me if you want some come get some
Mclovingit love your humor it made my heart smile . Thank you 🙏 I was having a bad day until I came across this video
Hi from Texas sir .
Let freedom ring
Redneck ingenuity. Can't beat it
God dang I’ve never been so proud to be a redneck in my life you nailed it buddy
I almost pissed myself...TRUTH!
😆 Never seen you, never heard of you, you just showed up.... you are a natural born comedian and entertaining 😄 👍
"Dont challenge a Redneck, you will lose".
"You are correct. Now hold my beer and come here".
😆 Nothing But Facts!
Well known at the park.
Glad you back josh,missed you.from a redneck in Alabama 😊
You are GREAT ! Love the bit.
Some of us didn't even have to take the 'You might be..." test
! "Jesus was a redneck". 😂 Priceless
Now waitaminute , I am a red-neck and I lost a Tequila drinking contest,
to a Mexican . 😎 My brother in arms Chavez
Lost at the 21st shot in a row.
If he wears a Cowboy Hat or Boots he is
A REDNECK TOO
REDNECKS COME IN ALL FLAVORS AND EVERY COLOR UNDER THE SUN FROM ALL OVER THIS WORLD
THE ORIGINAL REDNECK 🧣 ARMY WERE COAL MINERS
Men of ALL COLORS AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD went down a deep hole and when they came back up to the Surface THEY WERE ALL BLACK
OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO MEN OF ALL COLORS UNITED AGAINST THE COMPANY STORE AND SOCIAL INJUSTICE TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO UNIONIZE AND FIGHT FOR CHILD LABOR LAW'S AND FORMED THE ORIGINAL REDNECK 🧣 ARMY 🪖
Wimp.
They say Tequila,
I say To-kill-ya!😂🤣
I don't drink that strait!
But always in Margaritaville! Me and Jimmy Buffett!!!😂🤣
@@smc1942 bubba once challenged me to a contest on 4th of July. Man was a modern version of Hoss from Bonanza. He lost after the 3rd shot. Not all rednecks are built the same.
Yup. I've won a ton of drinking wars. Yup I once carried 3 felonies from mofos not able to pay they own hospital bills. Good behavior nowadays. Fck politics etc. Good video bro.
Man, you spread God's love and you are funny. Love you brother.
Jesus christ that's one of the best bits I have ever seen
Bro you are hilarious. This video was perfect.
Redneck Engineering!
I am SO glad your channel showed up in my feed.
YES! You have been missed, I'm glad to see you're back!
As a redneck,,, I can confirm. DO NOT challenge a redneck to anything.
How about a spelling contest ?
Always good to hear from him!
great laugh, much needed, thanks!
😂 OMG, I almost fell outa my chair! Hilarious!!
Your energy is on a whole other level.
I haven't seen your stuff in a long while. Nice to see you runnin a across my TH-cam algorithm again.
You're right about us rednecks.
Damn...I didn't know I was a redneck!!
Great message...still smiling!
Man that was beautiful how you tied it all in at the end. But you are right, don't mess with us rednecks.
I finally laughed today. 😂 Thanks dude!
Yes, I missed you, Josh. Welcome back.
Were have you been you have been so missed happy your back
This made my day. Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time.
I'm crying laughing right now! "Jesus was a REDNECK!" LOL
Missed you dude. I can always count on you yo make a bad day better🤣🤣🤣