My Daddy wouldn't let me get my driver's license until: I could drive a stick, know how to change a flat tire, push start my truck and how to change my fluids. My 4 feet 11 inch tall Mama taught me how to do it. I can patch/string an electric fence in the dark. And I can make home-made chicken and dumplings with pecan pie for dessert.
My Dad wouldn’t let me get my license til I could change my oil and tires. Forget changing a light bulb, I had to learn to change out the fixture. Bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan.
Laughed out loud ! When I met my husband , I was a singleparent , had a good job (exterior stucco and tending bar in the winter) had a house and a pickup truck that ran most of the time . When he proposed I made a pros and cons list 😉 I decided although I didn't need him , I did want him 😁 And yes I can mend clothes and crochet up new ones 😄
🤣🤣🤣 You just described a situation my sister and I handled at my brothers concert. Sister is maybe 5’ tall & 90lbs soaking wet. I’m 5’4” tall and let’s just say more than 90lbs soaking wet. We were there with our over 6’ft tall husbands. Some drunk ass fool was bothering our brothers girlfriend. Being overly friendly even after being warned to back off. When he grabbed her rear end to the point his fingers were in between her legs, it was on! I started swinging at his head and my sister at his body. That boy (I say that because he was at least 15 yrs younger than us) got a beat down by two middle aged small women. He finally got away from us and went to complain to the bouncer. The bouncer saw us, we waved and smiled and the bouncer laughed and decided the drunk jackass was the one to leave the venue.
Yes my friend I am that woman and your right I was raised by very strong men and I am proud of the strength they gave to me. Thanks for the video Josh💜
Yes, you nailed it! I was lmao when you said you better be able to fight a little cause yeah we will fight back coming straight for your neck! Daddy didn't raise no victim
@@maxsparks5183 well... I guess I've snapped and that's the only time I put my hands on somebody. When that happens people (males) want the video for proof. 🙂 Just saying
That reminds me of a meme I saw with a redneck woman in a garage replacing the brakes on her jeep and her non redneck boyfriend and his buddies just standing around talking. The meme said, "One of those men need to get to the kitchen and fix her a d*mned sammich!"😁
During my first pregnancy, I changed the oil in my truck at 8 months pregnant. I had to wait to take care of the car until after my daughter was born, but I was still able to fit under my truck, so....
This man speaks the truth! I was raised by my single disabled Marine Vietnam Veteran Mother and my Southern and Cuban Grandparent's. My earliest steps were toddling around the garage carrying screwdrivers and nails cause I was taught "Baby if there is no one around to help you what will you you do? You NEVER choke and die you fight tooth and nail with everything you've learned." I swear by all the loving lessons I was taught on how to handle myself and stay true to being a proud woman.
My love and double thanks to ya momma, fighting were we didn't belong, doing the job you were told to do then come home to a bunch of pansy ass hypocritical, sanctimonious, holier than thou, self righteous, entitled pansy ass punks. Momma, all my love and support for you and your support team. Loves hugs n prayers.
First shotgun 410 at nine. Drove dad's motorcycle in the lane at 11. Had to learn owners manual first identify parts and raise it off the ground because it's gonna go down at some point. Rode it in the lane till 15 got learners permit and drove it to school. This was in 72. Bought 65 Volkswagen with babysitting money at 17. Rode horses to town for County Fair week. Slept in stalls with horse. First job. Changing tires and doing alignments ats tire shop for Uniroyal. Second job dozer operator for construction company. Third job worked at a large boarding stable cleaning stalls and grooming horses. For the Heinz Hitch. Then at 34 Landscaping in the field till 59 now Scalemaster at same company will be 66 this year . Yeah I think I'm a redneck. Lol. I have bought 2 houses on my own I have been single for 21 of those years. But its better this way. No drama. Spare time for Grandbabies. Thank You Mom and Dad. I hated working in the garden before I could do what I wanted but I'm so glad i did. Work for what you want. It's satisfying.
Truth, my old hillbilly Marine Corp daddy raised us like pioneers. We learned how to make everything. How to build, how to preserve, how to survive without any type of technology.
7-8 years ago I was having bad episodes with gout. I said this is bull shit and went back to the old way's of preserving food. I still have a small bout with it every now and then but nothing I can't power through. We do not buy any processed foods from the store. We make our own Bacon, Ham, Corned Beef, Pastrami, Pickles, Sour Kraut, Tomato sauce, You name it. My wife makes bread for me (she don't eat carbs) we use very little sugar. We render our own beef tallow and pork lard. Bacon grease and poultry oil is always saved. For a few hours a week invested you too can be free of the tangle hold big corporations have on us feeding us poison! When we went to Sunday dinner at the Grand-folks when I was a kid they would go out and harvest a couple chickens and Grandma would fry them up. I don't eat chicken to this day because it don't taste right.
My little redneck daughter found herself a city boy. She changed his flat tire because he didn’t know how. She tried to show him how to change his oil. Nope. He ended up draining his transmission fluid and overfilling the oil. Car stalled up and started smoking. Right in front of her. She was embarrassed for him and fixed it. He came to the house and started mouthing off to him. She smacked him with a bloody chicken we were Plucking. He didn’t expect that.
@@angelabarnes7588 oh ya, she’s good. She finally dumped him. She said she can’t date a guy who doesn’t know how to do stuff. She said her redneck daddy set the bar to high for the city boy to meet. She is now dating a redneck boy from the next town over, who is on deployment with the USMC.
I’m a 71 year old raised in Louisiana but not ever considered to be a red neck woman-except by a yankee friend. I loved your take on what a red neck woman is! You are a very wise man!😝
I am a redneck woman, though I live inside city limits. One thing you forgot is don't mess with her kids. You know how a mama bear is gonna protect her cubs no matter what, even if it means her own life. A redneck woman is so much worse! She ain't worried about her life because mama redneck is packing more heat than a Saturday afternoon redneck BBQ. I carry pepper spray, a taser, and a pistol, as well as a few pocket knives. I've been well trained in the art of self defense as I worked overnight security for over 3 years. I never lost a fight! Now, I take a lot of crap to stay out of jail, but God help you if you mess with my kids! Jail would be my own personal vacation if you hurt my babies! No amount of jailtime would ever be long enough to stop me from whooping your rear end into a bloody pulp. You see, redneck women understand that life is hard enough. She is gonna raise her kids to be just as strong as she is. But she will defend them into adulthood and even after. She didn't put in all that time and work for you to tear them down! You have been warned!
When I saw the title I thought we might need to put you in RedNeck witness protection but you did good. However you missed the Red headed redneck women…. Pistol packing explosives in small sultry forms….
Yes Sir!! I was raised by a dad who fought in WW-II. I change my own tires and I rotated them.I resembled all of the above and loved it. I’m 5’2” won’t back down for anything.
Oh we were ALWAYS farm thick and strong, even in the 80s & 90s! 💪And you'll also never feel more welcomed and loved than by a Redneck woman, but that's probably all the Bibles and weapons she has hidden around the house! 🙏
Love this! It was hilarious and true! As a redneck woman from MS I approve this message!😂 Except I’m 5’7” and my 3 daughters are 5’11”, 5’10”, and 5’10”. I grow em big! I can drive a stick, a boat, bait my own hook, saddle up my horse, cook, change a tire, drive a tractor, and don’t tell me I can’t do something because if it kills me I’ll do it.
I knew I had done a pretty fair job with my daughter when I went into her room for something when she was about 17, and there were two catalogues on her bed: Victoria's Secret and Cabella's.
PREACH!!! I come from a long line of farm/ranch women. My bio father is a classic NY/NJ Yankee, and my mom split from him shortly after I was born. We never had a June Cleaver perfect house, but I know how to monitor my tire pressure and when my truck (DO NOT ask me if it's my HUSBAND'S truck!) doesn't sound right.
We do learn to drive -a stick shift- as soon as our feet touch the pedals. All forms of maintenance on that vehicle are performed before I get to drive it. So at 11 years old, I was driving the tractor and the pick up
I've seen some of your videos and thought, ok. This is the first one to have me grinning and laughing...because it's so true. A big hell yeah to all the redneck women.
Mama taught us that when some smart alek would riff on being country we should take it as a compliment, smile big, and say THANK YOU! Confuses em every time.
This explains my life so much. I’ve always wanted to live off grid in the country. Wasn’t able to until my mid fifties. Our daughters’ dates were always afraid of me, even though I was nice to them. I always repaired my own cars/trucks (until I married a real man). While I presented attractively, men would be confused that I owned and was remodeling my own home and enjoyed using the chainsaw. It turns out that I was a red neck woman raised is the suburbs. Lol. I finally have acreage and live among my fellow rednecks and love it. My man thinks I’m awesome and we play on the farm together. Btw, he was city raised and loves this new lifestyle.
So true except I could never figure out cars my dad tried, but I am 29 and know things the women in my gen have forgotten like how to make homemade butter and bread.
Boomer here. Mom was from the south and Dad from the north. The 9 of us grew up to be country smart and city wise. My wife of 43 years though small 5’5” like me has intervened more than once over the years to prevent or end my butt getting kicked. Beware any man that she should see laying hands on a women. It never ends well for them.
I ran with a farm girl from Iowa that told me she learned how to work a clutch when she was 10 by operating a tractor. The problem with that is she would always look over her shoulder in traffic to make sure her row is straight 😂😂. It took her about a year to figure out she could do better than me.
My mom was a city woman through and through, but to dad, I was the one who learned carpentry, how to putty, and paint an old rusty car, and listened to his stories of growing up in a tiny town before the Depression. I bought the 19 acres he always wished for, and I designed my own house. I did have a contractor build it. I am building a goat barn by myself, breeding and raising goats and chickens, and am 67 yrs. I can make a good, hardy meal or stick you like a scorpion. I didn't realize that a 2nd generation American Eastern European could be a Redneck that fast! 😅
@queenbee3647 If your family came here against their will, I can understand. I think I adjusted so quickly because of my Dad's stories and my Mother's dislike of growing up poor in a small town. I got Dad's down to earth personality, not Mom's ego! 😉
This is straight facts. My father made sure I could fix my car if it breaks down. Use a lawn mower, weed eater, axe, and to gather wood and start my own fire. My dad said he wanted me to want a man not need a man, because of this I have a wonderful man at my side who protects me, loves me, and supports me not because I need this, but because he loves me so much he wants to be the best man he can be for me. Women name their price and good men will do what needs to be done to become the man she wants, not because of needs, but because of love. Deep long lasting love, not to be confused with lust.
D@mn straight! At 16 I drove thru a deep puddle, but didn't feel like waiting 20 mins to start my engine again. This guy tried to be Prince Charming offering assistance. I told him to hold my rag as I popped the hood, removed the distributor cap, took back the rag, dried the points, put the cap back on, closed the hood, started the engine and drove away leaving him stunned. 🤣😂🤣😂
My dad gave me a Bible and a knife and said, if one don't get you there the other one will! A trip I took in 1980 from Georgia to Oregon on foot! I had two older brothers that broke me in... to this day, even my grown boys don't mess with me, I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan with a smile!
WOW WOW WOW!!!! this is only the second time I've watched your channel and I was prepared to scold you ("Don't talk to me like you know me" etc) BUT WOW (again) sweetheart, you NAILED IT!!! speaking as a Redneck Mountain Woman. I'm really starting to LOVE your content...God Bless you. PS. As long as your truck isn't newer than i980...I can getcha goin again
I am one of those women. And proud to be one. I did marry a city boy. After he got done fixing something I either went back and corrected it or called Dad and asked him to make a surprise visit quick.
“I don’t know why you’d be in Olive Garden”!! 🤣🤣🤣 My dad had me driving home from the bridge as soon as I could reach the gas and brake. Taught me to shoot, change a tire, yep this guy knows. Lol!!
I prefer the term “Closet Domestic Goddess “ but my friends call me McGuyver Girl. Ever installed an AC compressor in your truck wearing Penqin PJ’s before breakfast? Yeah, that’s me!
I'm rolling on the floor laughing! Everything you said is truth. Only you didn't mention rapping, some can out rap the rap God and rock your world just with their looks at the same time! Savages!
My 83 year old mom has never owned an automatic transmission vehicle. She made the salesman demonstrate, completely, how to change a tire on the last new car she bought back in 2001. Not a compact spare, a real spare, just to f*ck with him.
You damn right !!! We never depend on anyone.. we can and will survive.. we drive tractors,have gardens , and no we don’t back down and say what we think. If you don’t like it go the other way..
I laughed so hard, my late man already knew these things. My current husband is still trying to comprehend all of it a decade & 1/2 in, but he's getting there. 😂
Love this video. But, other things redneck women "do" is they don't need to have the latest fashions to wear. Nor do they need fancy things such as big cars, big houses, all the latest kitchen gadgets, etc. We can make a meal out of macaroni and cheese with a cut up hot dog in it. (And, I love to cook and bake. Favorite is making fried chicken, lotsa butter - mashed taters, chicken gravy - not that smooth store bought shtuff, green peas, and, buttermilk biscuits - all homemade. BTW, have you ever eaten raw corn on the cob that's fresh - picked from th' garden, though? It is soooo delicious to me !!!) Plus, we are satisfied with having just basic stuff, only splurging, maybe, every once in awhile. TYSM for sharing this video with us. Love your enthusiasm in it. 👍😉
My dad taught me to survive. He drilled it into me from a young age. Which is good because at 8 years old I fell into a mostly frozen lake. I was a quarter mile away from our camp. If it wasn't for the survival training my dad put me through I most likely would have froze to death. As soon as I fell into the water I pulled myself backup onto the rock ledge, Climbed up the tree roots to get back to the path. At that point the cold had seeped to my core and I lost feeling in my arms and legs. My head started getting fuzzy. All I wanted to do with sleep. But I kept hearing an echo telling me I had to get out of my wet clothes I had to keep moving. I didn't have the strength to lift my head. I crawled the quarter mile back thrue pine tree roots sticks rock walls, Boulders. I managed to inch crawl all the way back to my tent and fumble with the zipper not being able to feel my hands stumble inside the tent and get my wet clothes off. However my dad cleaned up and the tent was empty and I had nothing to change into or warm up with. At that point I didn't have any more stamina. I accepted my fate I did all I could to survive it wasn't enough. I accepted the piece of the darkness that kept wanting to enclose around me. And I went to sleep not expecting to wake backup. I felt my consciousness leave my body. I feel like I can see from up high my sister waking up my dad and finding me desperately trying to warm me up and wake me up. Man I felt like my consciousness crashed back into my body, Has my dad woke me up dressing me in dry clothes. Bringing Warmth back to my limbs. Although I never completely felt warm again my internal thermostat broke. My furnace froze. What amazing experience. At least I think so I think it's amazing that I survived that as young as I was.
My grandparents raised me, my papa taught me how to drive....he used to drive race cars, i was taught to check my oil, change a tire, and put on tires chains.
My brother you are correct! I was raised in the city and married me a recheck woman and her daddy didn't call me by my name for two years! Hey boy come here! After 44 years I still got that red neck woman and its been a blast! She taught me to hunt,fish,cook,make chicken stew,gravy, make homade biscuits, kill chickens,have sex in the woods( be careful of poison ivy)😂😂😂! Brother you had my ass laughing, you was runnin out of breath!
Yup! I'm a tiny and petite gal. My daddy always tells me that this is my secret weapon, for they dismiss/underestimate this little peanut, to their peril, because they have NO IDEA what is under this hood! 👊
My Rez girl mama raised her only son to be a simple man. She was taught to ride before she could walk and she was hunting when she was big enough to hold a rifle.
You forgot one, IF A REDNECK WOMAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DO SOMETHING YOU CAN DAMN WELL BET ON IT THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE WILL KNOW HOW ! WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO LEARN A NEW SKILL.
Exactly. Some guys have been surprised cz I can Sew and know Oh your timing chain just busted. Lol the look on his Face. Priceless. I Thank God I was Raised to be Strong and piddling with my Daddy when he was working his Car.
My dad tried to raise me like that, but I resisted. True story: my dad is trying to explain how to garrote someone properly. Like, if it’s thick like a rope, a knot will help to put pressure on the neck. I’m looking at him and thinking “I’m ten. How do I explain to him that’s not going to work?” I said, “I don’t think I have the upper body strength to do that.” He blinked. Then he said, “PUT YOUR KNEE INTO IT.”
Didn't even see it yet liked it and commented.. my favorite yt creators are black people.. you Fredo and a Nigerian.. and a red pill Guy. And a guy that shows political people.. and then an Asian and one Romanian white guy..
how true.... im 6-4 edyamakated red neck and my wife a pure Mexican edyamakated red neck at all of 4-2. a true story... had an argument with my old lady many many moons ago in the kitchen at 4.30am me thinking i was right turned my back for a second... turn back to finish off being right ONLY to find a VERY sharp knife and a cast iron skillet heading for me... needless to say i left for work without any breakfast and slept on the floor for a week.. took a very long time to get PEACE back in the house.. LESSON LEARNED!!!!!
My Daddy wouldn't let me get my driver's license until: I could drive a stick, know how to change a flat tire, push start my truck and how to change my fluids. My 4 feet 11 inch tall Mama taught me how to do it. I can patch/string an electric fence in the dark. And I can make home-made chicken and dumplings with pecan pie for dessert.
Damn I do reckon that is my kind of woman
Were do I sign 🖊
If you tell me you can make corn bread and fried okra.....I'm backing this truck up and getting on the freeway...
Too-good-to-be-true fellows she's already taking I bet
@@bringbeach probably so all the good ones are just about gone this day and time
My Dad wouldn’t let me get my license til I could change my oil and tires. Forget changing a light bulb, I had to learn to change out the fixture. Bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan.
I know how to do it, but I prefer cooking a big comfort food dinner as my husband does the oil change.
That last bit, "My name is Josh Pray, and I'm in the market for a Redneck Woman.".
Laughed out loud !
When I met my husband , I was a singleparent , had a good job (exterior stucco and tending bar in the winter) had a house and a pickup truck that ran most of the time . When he proposed I made a pros and cons list 😉 I decided although I didn't need him , I did want him 😁
And yes I can mend clothes and crochet up new ones 😄
Go on, Mama! 👍😎💪
As a proud old redneck woman.....Facts!
🤣🤣🤣 You just described a situation my sister and I handled at my brothers concert. Sister is maybe 5’ tall & 90lbs soaking wet. I’m 5’4” tall and let’s just say more than 90lbs soaking wet. We were there with our over 6’ft tall husbands. Some drunk ass fool was bothering our brothers girlfriend. Being overly friendly even after being warned to back off. When he grabbed her rear end to the point his fingers were in between her legs, it was on! I started swinging at his head and my sister at his body. That boy (I say that because he was at least 15 yrs younger than us) got a beat down by two middle aged small women. He finally got away from us and went to complain to the bouncer. The bouncer saw us, we waved and smiled and the bouncer laughed and decided the drunk jackass was the one to leave the venue.
Yes my friend I am that woman and your right I was raised by very strong men and I am proud of the strength they gave to me. Thanks for the video Josh💜
That’s the best kind of woman
That's the sign of of a good FAMILY!!!
Yes, you nailed it! I was lmao when you said you better be able to fight a little cause yeah we will fight back coming straight for your neck! Daddy didn't raise no victim
We can't get in a fight without someone wanting to press charges.
“I was imao”? What the heck does that mean?
@@evamoore2297why is that?
@@maxsparks5183 well... I guess I've snapped and that's the only time I put my hands on somebody. When that happens people (males) want the video for proof. 🙂 Just saying
@maxsparks5183 gonna choke you out! That's what coming for your neck means
That reminds me of a meme I saw with a redneck woman in a garage replacing the brakes on her jeep and her non redneck boyfriend and his buddies just standing around talking. The meme said, "One of those men need to get to the kitchen and fix her a d*mned sammich!"😁
During my first pregnancy, I changed the oil in my truck at 8 months pregnant. I had to wait to take care of the car until after my daughter was born, but I was still able to fit under my truck, so....
This man speaks the truth!
I was raised by my single disabled Marine Vietnam Veteran Mother and my Southern and Cuban Grandparent's.
My earliest steps were toddling around the garage carrying screwdrivers and nails cause I was taught "Baby if there is no one around to help you what will you you do? You NEVER choke and die you fight tooth and nail with everything you've learned."
I swear by all the loving lessons I was taught on how to handle myself and stay true to being a proud woman.
My love and double thanks to ya momma, fighting were we didn't belong, doing the job you were told to do then come home to a bunch of pansy ass hypocritical, sanctimonious, holier than thou, self righteous, entitled pansy ass punks.
Momma, all my love and support for you and your support team. Loves hugs n prayers.
My brother done Nam. Never the same afterwards. I blame America.
He ain't lying. But as a redneck man that's all we know. And expect. Real people
"Encyclopedia Rednecktannica" this is so good! Cheers man! 🤣
We are just God’s gift to the world. You forgot we can rebuild an engine in high heels lol
And we can run like wildfire in them, too.
@@shelleythompson-brock6412 that we can thank God, I remember chasing my 3 year old son one 4th of July on the grass in 4 inch stiletto boots.
@@amandarowland1866 You know it! We're just built different. lol
First shotgun 410 at nine. Drove dad's motorcycle in the lane at 11. Had to learn owners manual first identify parts and raise it off the ground because it's gonna go down at some point. Rode it in the lane till 15 got learners permit and drove it to school. This was in 72. Bought 65 Volkswagen with babysitting money at 17. Rode horses to town for County Fair week. Slept in stalls with horse. First job. Changing tires and doing alignments ats tire shop for Uniroyal. Second job dozer operator for construction company. Third job worked at a large boarding stable cleaning stalls and grooming horses. For the Heinz Hitch. Then at 34 Landscaping in the field till 59 now Scalemaster at same company will be 66 this year . Yeah I think I'm a redneck. Lol. I have bought 2 houses on my own I have been single for 21 of those years. But its better this way. No drama. Spare time for Grandbabies. Thank You Mom and Dad. I hated working in the garden before I could do what I wanted but I'm so glad i did. Work for what you want. It's satisfying.
ALLRIGHT!! You doing it good.
Proud Redneck woman here and I love your take on things.
Truth, my old hillbilly Marine Corp daddy raised us like pioneers. We learned how to make everything. How to build, how to preserve, how to survive without any type of technology.
Bless that wise man! 🙏
7-8 years ago I was having bad episodes with gout. I said this is bull shit and went back to the old way's of preserving food. I still have a small bout with it every now and then but nothing I can't power through. We do not buy any processed foods from the store. We make our own Bacon, Ham, Corned Beef, Pastrami, Pickles, Sour Kraut, Tomato sauce, You name it. My wife makes bread for me (she don't eat carbs) we use very little sugar. We render our own beef tallow and pork lard. Bacon grease and poultry oil is always saved. For a few hours a week invested you too can be free of the tangle hold big corporations have on us feeding us poison! When we went to Sunday dinner at the Grand-folks when I was a kid they would go out and harvest a couple chickens and Grandma would fry them up. I don't eat chicken to this day because it don't taste right.
@@jimbrock8310 you had me at homemade pastrami! 🤤👍😎💪
We are raised to take care of ourselves, but yes we want you around. 🙂
Cause Daddy told me not to date a city boy anyway, lmfao.
SRSLY
My little redneck daughter found herself a city boy. She changed his flat tire because he didn’t know how.
She tried to show him how to change his oil. Nope. He ended up draining his transmission fluid and overfilling the oil. Car stalled up and started smoking. Right in front of her. She was embarrassed for him and fixed it.
He came to the house and started mouthing off to him. She smacked him with a bloody chicken we were
Plucking. He didn’t expect that.
😂 ❤
😁😁😁
Hahahahaa! I hope he had to spit feathers! Ya done a good job with her! She'll be ok!
@@angelabarnes7588 oh ya, she’s good. She finally dumped him. She said she can’t date a guy who doesn’t know how to do stuff. She said her redneck daddy set the bar to high for the city boy to meet. She is now dating a redneck boy from the next town over, who is on deployment with the USMC.
LoL 😂😂😂
Tn here...you make me cry... I laughed so hard my shadow left my body. Love your videos- especially about being in Knoxville.
I’m a 71 year old raised in Louisiana but not ever considered to be a red neck woman-except by a yankee friend. I loved your take on what a red neck woman is! You are a very wise man!😝
I am a redneck woman, though I live inside city limits. One thing you forgot is don't mess with her kids. You know how a mama bear is gonna protect her cubs no matter what, even if it means her own life. A redneck woman is so much worse! She ain't worried about her life because mama redneck is packing more heat than a Saturday afternoon redneck BBQ. I carry pepper spray, a taser, and a pistol, as well as a few pocket knives. I've been well trained in the art of self defense as I worked overnight security for over 3 years. I never lost a fight! Now, I take a lot of crap to stay out of jail, but God help you if you mess with my kids! Jail would be my own personal vacation if you hurt my babies! No amount of jailtime would ever be long enough to stop me from whooping your rear end into a bloody pulp. You see, redneck women understand that life is hard enough. She is gonna raise her kids to be just as strong as she is. But she will defend them into adulthood and even after. She didn't put in all that time and work for you to tear them down! You have been warned!
PREACH HONEY!!! YOU SO RIGHT!!
I carry all that in my purse with a secret pocket for my gun. I'll go for the other stuff 1st but when push comes to shove I have my own back up
Yeap! Redneck warrior woman! Lol! Nailed it. Never mess with our children either!
Bawhahahaha !!! #6 Loves to argue, never loses and absolutely doesn't know how to say the words "I'm sorry, I was wrong!"
Ain't at the truth, mine is never wrong, would chew her own damn tongue off before saying it. She will howsumever Stand Corrected!
That is just women in generally, honestly.
Apologies do not come from the female of our species period! You can have video proof what a woman did and they will not apologize.
How do you know you lost the argument? She didn't see it that way.
When I saw the title I thought we might need to put you in RedNeck witness protection but you did good.
However you missed the Red headed redneck women….
Pistol packing explosives in small sultry forms….
True that
Oh, brother. You had me rolling. You don't lie. And don't mess with her kids. ❤
Yes Sir!! I was raised by a dad who fought in WW-II. I change my own tires and I rotated them.I resembled all of the above and loved it. I’m 5’2” won’t back down for anything.
Oh we were ALWAYS farm thick and strong, even in the 80s & 90s! 💪And you'll also never feel more welcomed and loved than by a Redneck woman, but that's probably all the Bibles and weapons she has hidden around the house! 🙏
Love this! It was hilarious and true! As a redneck woman from MS I approve this message!😂
Except I’m 5’7” and my 3 daughters are 5’11”, 5’10”, and 5’10”. I grow em big! I can drive a stick, a boat, bait my own hook, saddle up my horse, cook, change a tire, drive a tractor, and don’t tell me I can’t do something because if it kills me I’ll do it.
I knew I had done a pretty fair job with my daughter when I went into her room for something when she was about 17, and there were two catalogues on her bed: Victoria's Secret and Cabella's.
100%
I married me a redneck woman 41 years ago and everything you say here is true!!!
Have mercy thank you lord for the redneck women
I lost it at the end when he said okay lm in the market for a red neck woman. So he knows what a woman is.
this man can join chappelle as a national treasure!
Agreed on Olive Garden.
Good points.
PREACH!!! I come from a long line of farm/ranch women. My bio father is a classic NY/NJ Yankee, and my mom split from him shortly after I was born. We never had a June Cleaver perfect house, but I know how to monitor my tire pressure and when my truck (DO NOT ask me if it's my HUSBAND'S truck!) doesn't sound right.
We do learn to drive -a stick shift- as soon as our feet touch the pedals. All forms of maintenance on that vehicle are performed before I get to drive it. So at 11 years old, I was driving the tractor and the pick up
I've seen some of your videos and thought, ok. This is the first one to have me grinning and laughing...because it's so true. A big hell yeah to all the redneck women.
At work, one of the boys is always talking about how I'm country and here you go explaining me to a T! Haha! I love this! You're awesome!❤❤❤❤
Mama taught us that when some smart alek would riff on being country we should take it as a compliment, smile big, and say THANK YOU! Confuses em every time.
This explains my life so much. I’ve always wanted to live off grid in the country. Wasn’t able to until my mid fifties. Our daughters’ dates were always afraid of me, even though I was nice to them. I always repaired my own cars/trucks (until I married a real man). While I presented attractively, men would be confused that I owned and was remodeling my own home and enjoyed using the chainsaw. It turns out that I was a red neck woman raised is the suburbs. Lol. I finally have acreage and live among my fellow rednecks and love it. My man thinks I’m awesome and we play on the farm together. Btw, he was city raised and loves this new lifestyle.
So true except I could never figure out cars my dad tried, but I am 29 and know things the women in my gen have forgotten like how to make homemade butter and bread.
Maliciously inclined... ❤ Love it. I'm gonna share this with my sisters.
Yeah. I raised her like that; still here for backup; have friends.❤❤❤
Boomer here. Mom was from the south and Dad from the north. The 9 of us grew up to be country smart and city wise. My wife of 43 years though small 5’5” like me has intervened more than once over the years to prevent or end my butt getting kicked. Beware any man that she should see laying hands on a women. It never ends well for them.
I ran with a farm girl from Iowa that told me she learned how to work a clutch when she was 10 by operating a tractor. The problem with that is she would always look over her shoulder in traffic to make sure her row is straight 😂😂. It took her about a year to figure out she could do better than me.
That's how I learned to drive a stick.
Bruh you crack me up. Keep it 💯. We are crazy but real and when we say we got u we got u always true
I have changed my husband's flat tire many times! LMAO
You were walking around with no shadow.....This was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Thanks, man....awesome!
My mom was a city woman through and through, but to dad, I was the one who learned carpentry, how to putty, and paint an old rusty car, and listened to his stories of growing up in a tiny town before the Depression. I bought the 19 acres he always wished for, and I designed my own house. I did have a contractor build it. I am building a goat barn by myself, breeding and raising goats and chickens, and am 67 yrs. I can make a good, hardy meal or stick you like a scorpion. I didn't realize that a 2nd generation American Eastern European could be a Redneck that fast! 😅
You assimilated quickly! We came here from Scotland (against our wll) in the 1400s and Im still resisting.
@queenbee3647 If your family came here against their will, I can understand. I think I adjusted so quickly because of my Dad's stories and my Mother's dislike of growing up poor in a small town. I got Dad's down to earth personality, not Mom's ego! 😉
This is straight facts. My father made sure I could fix my car if it breaks down. Use a lawn mower, weed eater, axe, and to gather wood and start my own fire. My dad said he wanted me to want a man not need a man, because of this I have a wonderful man at my side who protects me, loves me, and supports me not because I need this, but because he loves me so much he wants to be the best man he can be for me. Women name their price and good men will do what needs to be done to become the man she wants, not because of needs, but because of love. Deep long lasting love, not to be confused with lust.
D@mn straight! At 16 I drove thru a deep puddle, but didn't feel like waiting 20 mins to start my engine again. This guy tried to be Prince Charming offering assistance. I told him to hold my rag as I popped the hood, removed the distributor cap, took back the rag, dried the points, put the cap back on, closed the hood, started the engine and drove away leaving him stunned. 🤣😂🤣😂
My dad gave me a Bible and a knife and said, if one don't get you there the other one will! A trip I took in 1980 from Georgia to Oregon on foot! I had two older brothers that broke me in... to this day, even my grown boys don't mess with me, I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan with a smile!
WOW WOW WOW!!!! this is only the second time I've watched your channel and I was prepared to scold you ("Don't talk to me like you know me" etc) BUT WOW (again) sweetheart, you NAILED IT!!! speaking as a Redneck Mountain Woman. I'm really starting to LOVE your content...God Bless you. PS. As long as your truck isn't newer than i980...I can getcha goin again
There aint nothin thats been made past 1979 thats worth having! Esp cars and trucks.
Don’t ever stop being you
That’s pure awesomeness
Thanks
be careful what you ask for my brother. it will either be heaven or hell. there is no in between but either way it will be one helluva ride.
We can shoot, fish, drive like hell, we NEVER quit, we DON’T take NO for an answer.
I am one of those women. And proud to be one. I did marry a city boy. After he got done fixing something I either went back and corrected it or called Dad and asked him to make a surprise visit quick.
“I don’t know why you’d be in Olive Garden”!! 🤣🤣🤣 My dad had me driving home from the bridge as soon as I could reach the gas and brake. Taught me to shoot, change a tire, yep this guy knows. Lol!!
This brother has seen his fair share of redneck women. I've dated many married a couple. His word is true. Certified.
My daughter bagged her 1st deer at age 12! Proud moment!
You have described me perfectly. Thank you
I prefer the term “Closet Domestic Goddess “ but my friends call me McGuyver Girl.
Ever installed an AC compressor in your truck wearing Penqin PJ’s before breakfast?
Yeah, that’s me!
I'm rolling on the floor laughing! Everything you said is truth. Only you didn't mention rapping, some can out rap the rap God and rock your world just with their looks at the same time! Savages!
Choking with laughter. This just comes natural for you I think!!!
My 83 year old mom has never owned an automatic transmission vehicle. She made the salesman demonstrate, completely, how to change a tire on the last new car she bought back in 2001. Not a compact spare, a real spare, just to f*ck with him.
Lol 😂 everything he said is so true and yes I’m a proud redneck woman
That is all so true!! ❤ Daddy built us bad ass tough.
You damn right !!! We never depend on anyone.. we can and will survive.. we drive tractors,have gardens , and no we don’t back down and say what we think. If you don’t like it go the other way..
I laughed so hard, my late man already knew these things. My current husband is still trying to comprehend all of it a decade & 1/2 in, but he's getting there. 😂
I lived in Oklahoma for 18 years and you hit the nail on the head.
Love this video. But, other things redneck women "do" is they don't need to have the latest fashions to wear. Nor do they need fancy things such as big cars, big houses, all the latest kitchen gadgets, etc. We can make a meal out of macaroni and cheese with a cut up hot dog in it. (And, I love to cook and bake. Favorite is making fried chicken, lotsa butter - mashed taters, chicken gravy - not that smooth store bought shtuff, green peas, and, buttermilk biscuits - all homemade. BTW, have you ever eaten raw corn on the cob that's fresh - picked from th' garden, though? It is soooo delicious to me !!!) Plus, we are satisfied with having just basic stuff, only splurging, maybe, every once in awhile. TYSM for sharing this video with us. Love your enthusiasm in it. 👍😉
Dude #5 was the best. All your stuff is great.
My dad taught me to survive. He drilled it into me from a young age. Which is good because at 8 years old I fell into a mostly frozen lake.
I was a quarter mile away from our camp. If it wasn't for the survival training my dad put me through I most likely would have froze to death.
As soon as I fell into the water I pulled myself backup onto the rock ledge, Climbed up the tree roots to get back to the path. At that point the cold had seeped to my core and I lost feeling in my arms and legs. My head started getting fuzzy.
All I wanted to do with sleep. But I kept hearing an echo telling me I had to get out of my wet clothes I had to keep moving.
I didn't have the strength to lift my head. I crawled the quarter mile back thrue pine tree roots sticks rock walls, Boulders.
I managed to inch crawl all the way back to my tent and fumble with the zipper not being able to feel my hands stumble inside the tent and get my wet clothes off.
However my dad cleaned up and the tent was empty and I had nothing to change into or warm up with.
At that point I didn't have any more stamina. I accepted my fate I did all I could to survive it wasn't enough.
I accepted the piece of the darkness that kept wanting to enclose around me. And I went to sleep not expecting to wake backup.
I felt my consciousness leave my body. I feel like I can see from up high my sister waking up my dad and finding me desperately trying to warm me up and wake me up.
Man I felt like my consciousness crashed back into my body, Has my dad woke me up dressing me in dry clothes. Bringing Warmth back to my limbs. Although I never completely felt warm again my internal thermostat broke.
My furnace froze. What amazing experience. At least I think so I think it's amazing that I survived that as young as I was.
My wife, rest her soul was a redneck woman. Now she's a redneck angel.
Six foot twelve. Awesome!
All FACTS! Keep preaching and teaching...
As a country girl- I approve this message LMAO!💕
My grandparents raised me, my papa taught me how to drive....he used to drive race cars, i was taught to check my oil, change a tire, and put on tires chains.
Darlin', I'm old enough to be your grandma, and I'ma tell you, you definitely are worthy of a redneck woman.
"Redneck-tania" Yessir, nailed it!
My brother you are correct! I was raised in the city and married me a recheck woman and her daddy didn't call me by my name for two years! Hey boy come here! After 44 years I still got that red neck woman and its been a blast! She taught me to hunt,fish,cook,make chicken stew,gravy, make homade biscuits, kill chickens,have sex in the woods( be careful of poison ivy)😂😂😂!
Brother you had my ass laughing, you was runnin out of breath!
I didn't have a redneck father, but my mother was that person. I'm definitely the woman he's talking about
You're damn right!! Preach!!
Yup! I'm a tiny and petite gal. My daddy always tells me that this is my secret weapon, for they dismiss/underestimate this little peanut, to their peril, because they have NO IDEA what is under this hood! 👊
We even build our own homes and yes we work on vehicles,lawnmowers etc
Talk like u met my momma, wife and daughter. Woods rats breed em right and raise them savage.
My Rez girl mama raised her only son to be a simple man. She was taught to ride before she could walk and she was hunting when she was big enough to hold a rifle.
You spit nothing but the TRUTH Brother!!
Nothing beats a Redneck Woman!
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You forgot one, IF A REDNECK WOMAN DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DO SOMETHING YOU CAN DAMN WELL BET ON IT THAT THE NEXT TIME SHE WILL KNOW HOW ! WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO LEARN A NEW SKILL.
Southern women period. They are much better than city women.
😂😂😂😂😂😂God bless redneck women❤️
Josh I know a redneck woman
Known her since she was 14
Everything you said was absolutely true.
My hair is White my neck is Red and my color is Blue
Nailed it except I’m 5’11” 😂
Whoooo. Giant! Your kids will be great big beautiful monsters that will conquer the world lol ❤
@@josephrousell2818 lol giant! That's a first actually, lol. I always got giraffe 🤪
@@LuckEOG Nope! Giraffes are cool, but not appropriate enough! Keep owing your awesomeness 👏🏾
Bet your ass!! lol ...My dad and Granddaddies Taught me all from A to Z.
Exactly. Some guys have been surprised cz I can Sew and know Oh your timing chain just busted. Lol the look on his Face. Priceless. I Thank God I was Raised to be Strong and piddling with my Daddy when he was working his Car.
Contry boy says to girl that got the look he likes, "Hey gal, u wanna go rednecking?"
My dad tried to raise me like that, but I resisted. True story: my dad is trying to explain how to garrote someone properly. Like, if it’s thick like a rope, a knot will help to put pressure on the neck. I’m looking at him and thinking “I’m ten. How do I explain to him that’s not going to work?”
I said, “I don’t think I have the upper body strength to do that.”
He blinked. Then he said, “PUT YOUR KNEE INTO IT.”
I feel like you are talking about my sister and me. More my sister than me, though. She is a true Redneck Woman!
Didn't even see it yet liked it and commented.. my favorite yt creators are black people.. you Fredo and a Nigerian.. and a red pill Guy. And a guy that shows political people.. and then an Asian and one Romanian white guy..
how true.... im 6-4 edyamakated red neck and my wife a pure Mexican edyamakated red neck at all of 4-2. a true story... had an argument with my old lady many many moons ago in the kitchen at 4.30am me thinking i was right turned my back for a second... turn back to finish off being right ONLY to find a VERY sharp knife and a cast iron skillet heading for me... needless to say i left for work without any breakfast and slept on the floor for a week.. took a very long time to get PEACE back in the house.. LESSON LEARNED!!!!!