Schlatt DRINKS and DRIVES Again (American Truck Simulator)

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 มี.ค. 2022
  • Streamed on 3/9/22
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  • @saltychipguy865
    @saltychipguy865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    I just hope Big Sobriety doesn’t try to come after another innocent drunk driver

  • @imjujubells
    @imjujubells 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3229

    Schlatt: Pours drink while going 80 down hill on a windy road
    Truck: Flips
    Schlatt: Shocked Pikachu face

    • @lilacandstitch1852
      @lilacandstitch1852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You have made my day XD

    • @EZReezy
      @EZReezy ปีที่แล้ว +15

      When did this happen

    • @EZReezy
      @EZReezy ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nvm wrote this 30 second before it happend

    • @julesgoemans4883
      @julesgoemans4883 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EZReezy so when did it happen?

    • @dystopic4555
      @dystopic4555 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Timestamp?

  • @cakedon
    @cakedon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    19:12 "It's tough being Scottish and an alcoholic"
    Well, I'd imagine being scottish, an alcoholic, and a demolitions expert is even harder. Respect to Tavish

    • @josephclemmons5234
      @josephclemmons5234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      With a haunted eye socket

    • @TheRadicalJJJ
      @TheRadicalJJJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@josephclemmons5234 and a haunted sword

    • @tw4898
      @tw4898 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scottish = alcoholic

    • @WantLessMason
      @WantLessMason 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@TheRadicalJJJ and sentient organs

    • @bluecreeper6161
      @bluecreeper6161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Drunken Pipe Bombs starts playing*

  • @tortitongue6941
    @tortitongue6941 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    I cannot emphasize how calming it is listening to Schlatt play a game he genuinely enjoys while being completely unhinged and yet also one of the nicest streamers ever. Gotta love this big guy.

  • @svmoki
    @svmoki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    as much as i wish i could hear the music, i think its hilarious that there is just a calm beat playing while he yells about how good this song is

    • @stevess7777
      @stevess7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Surely there's a vod that's just ripped from the original stream with the original music?

    • @santy6486
      @santy6486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@stevess7777 wait thats not the original music? that would explain a lot

    • @Taco-Farmer711
      @Taco-Farmer711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      fun fact im pretty sure the music is the animal crossing music

    • @TommyTom21
      @TommyTom21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Taco-Farmer711 Yeah its mostly Animal Crossing New Leaf, the best one in the series no contest.

    • @kindauncool
      @kindauncool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm not watching this whole video rn, do you happen to have a timestamp? It's fine if you don't

  • @danielvaldez1186
    @danielvaldez1186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2712

    drinking game: each time schlatt says fuck or sighs or groans, take a shot

    • @scelebob4329
      @scelebob4329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      i will drown

    • @tydale9686
      @tydale9686 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Way ahead of ya man

    • @theodensuhrie7915
      @theodensuhrie7915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      this just seems like alcoholism with extra steps

    • @skeleton_lord3524
      @skeleton_lord3524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      New challenge every time shlatt breathes

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@skeleton_lord3524 pfp checks out

  • @__-vo1zy
    @__-vo1zy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +419

    jschlatt: wheels!
    chat:wheels!
    jschlatt:nah never mind its doors
    chat: actually its doors
    jschlatt: wait actually its probably wheels
    chat:its wheels 100%

    • @nathanp131
      @nathanp131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Power of jschlatt

    • @Nope-en9bo
      @Nope-en9bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Gotta follow the big guy. We all know why we all should follow the big guy.

    • @NebulaTheOfficial
      @NebulaTheOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Nope-en9bo we don't need a repeat of 1999

    • @stoatlover63
      @stoatlover63 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      It’s probably doors, most caskets have hinged doors. Hinged Caskets have been being used for ages. Around like 100 million people die a year. I’d say it’s not even close

    • @stoatlover63
      @stoatlover63 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@NebulaTheOfficial wasn’t that the year he was born?

  • @rc_awesome
    @rc_awesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    I’ve been using this video to study for my driver’s test by seeing what rules Schlatt obeys and trying to catch which he ignores when he’s drunk

    • @4C4T.
      @4C4T. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      smart

    • @erin-zf6iv
      @erin-zf6iv ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i'm gonna start doing this tbh thank you

    • @reggiethenuclearbomb
      @reggiethenuclearbomb หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did you pass?

    • @TenokiPoki
      @TenokiPoki 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      did you pass?

    • @cvaal
      @cvaal 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@TenokiPokino they died

  • @tehrybite
    @tehrybite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3412

    Thanks for being such a great ambassador for drunk drivers, Schlatt

    • @unknownplayer2741
      @unknownplayer2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      this scares me, because usually people who are a part of a community thank people who are advocates for that community.
      which means...

    • @tehrybite
      @tehrybite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@unknownplayer2741 don’t you conflate me with a drunk crasher… those fiends.

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unknownplayer2741 its a fucking joke brev

    • @Todomo
      @Todomo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@unknownplayer2741 he isn’t a drunk crasher dumdum

    • @cavesandklyphs
      @cavesandklyphs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s good to see the stereotypes of drunk drivers being cleared up.

  • @muselikesminecraft
    @muselikesminecraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2621

    Watching him constantly switch between the wheel-side and door-side, and adamantly defending each side was hilarious

    • @BuzzGoober2329
      @BuzzGoober2329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ptin

    • @Gurn33y
      @Gurn33y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ptin

    • @BuzzGoober2329
      @BuzzGoober2329 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Gurn33y me agre

    • @kindauncool
      @kindauncool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm not watching this whole video rn, do you happen to have a timestamp? It's fine if you don't

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@kindauncool there’s no real time stamp, it happens about the whole stream

  • @larrypoppins6273
    @larrypoppins6273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    2:47:33 I've never heard schlatt more terrified in my life.

    • @element_119
      @element_119 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That moment has sent me into a fit of laughter

    • @medusastone2725
      @medusastone2725 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm stunned I didn't see that clip on youtube.

    • @dylanchristman978
      @dylanchristman978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @turt i read it

    • @dylanchristman978
      @dylanchristman978 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Hackety rackety 😈

    • @qeew5500
      @qeew5500 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      i thought he got put in the femur breaker

  • @Mega_1719
    @Mega_1719 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    schlatt: gets package from moscow
    also schlatt: treats it like a bomb

  • @Dovahkiin106
    @Dovahkiin106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    “I can’t think of anything else in my house that has wheels.”
    He’s literally sitting on a chair with wheels on the bottom, isn’t he?

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Suitcases, pizza cutters, vacuums, outdoor trashcans, heelies, wheelbarrows, exercise wheels, scooters, swegways, bikes, wagons, etc are all common items that may be found in your house and use wheels. Additionally, honestly for me the nail in the coffin is the existence of shopping carts. Imagine just how many of those fuckers there are in every supermarket and each has 4 wheels.

    • @Dovahkiin106
      @Dovahkiin106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@maddiesmenagerie8853 the real nail in the coffin is door hinges. If he’s going to count toilet seats as doors, then I sure as hell count a literal wheel and axle😅

    • @jordynlucas7834
      @jordynlucas7834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maddiesmenagerie8853" swegways" the actual word is spelled a lot more fucked "segue" it's stupid. Idk what guy looked at this thing with wheels and went "yeah, that's a good spelling"

    • @maddiesmenagerie8853
      @maddiesmenagerie8853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jordynlucas7834 i know. I’m talking about swegways which is the name some people use as a general name for the two-wheeled “hoverboards” which are like handlebar-less Segways

    • @jordynlucas7834
      @jordynlucas7834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maddiesmenagerie8853 yooo what? Really? I had no idea, thank you

  • @blackmesaresearchcorporati6764
    @blackmesaresearchcorporati6764 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I love how Schlatt managed to stay calm for like eleven minutes until he got rammed by a bus and went apeshit

  • @Awesomeness42102
    @Awesomeness42102 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love how Schlatt went from drunk driving to being terrorized by a Russian mystery package

  • @silvern3268
    @silvern3268 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The immediate personality switch whenever he’s holding Jambo is hilarious to me

  • @rafayhaya7727
    @rafayhaya7727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    Watching a drunk driver and his chat losing their shit over doors vs wheels is absolutely worth my time! Thanks, schlatt.

  • @Josh-ig7dg
    @Josh-ig7dg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Jambo’s surgery makes him look like he’s got little socks on

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      My cat had that too, it’s sad because of what cause them to need it, but it’s cute

  • @dgm3052
    @dgm3052 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    2:17:04 Jambo leaves
    3:00:56 Schatt realizes

  • @green7449
    @green7449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The amount of cars he rammed off the road without even noticing is hilarious.

  • @Dovahkiin106
    @Dovahkiin106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    As someone who took engineering classes, I can confirm that not only are gears a type of wheel, but a door hinge is a form of wheel and axle.

    • @ascaban6220
      @ascaban6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you consider electrical switches doors?

    • @itson6121
      @itson6121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I had no clue Dio was a engineer

    • @ascaban6220
      @ascaban6220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@itson6121 must be a part skipper

    • @midas2215
      @midas2215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      By this logic a book, window, curtain, rug, mouth, and skin pore to be a door.

    • @Dovahkiin106
      @Dovahkiin106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@midas2215 not really, like I said, they are literally wheels, just a different type of wheel. A book isn’t a type of door.

  • @nrl1997
    @nrl1997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    22:10 "My driving ability is still at full force" I tab back in to find him upside down... yup for sure 👍

  • @omegafilms9024
    @omegafilms9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Schlatt, your driving scares me more than my mothers and she use to drive an ambulance for a living for 30 years

    • @keegenke
      @keegenke ปีที่แล้ว

      My mother drove a fire engine for about twenty years. I feel your pain.

  • @peterschnickel
    @peterschnickel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "It's the drunk crashers!!! Me? I'm fine!"
    -Guy in a flipped over crashed truck.

  • @kyrabrown6529
    @kyrabrown6529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    Words can't describe my EXCITEMENT to see that he played more of this! This is a gem in my heart and memories

    • @Roboseal2
      @Roboseal2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this game.

    • @kyrabrown6529
      @kyrabrown6529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Roboseal2 it is a pretty nice and chill game

  • @FlubGeometryDash
    @FlubGeometryDash 2 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I love when "Schlatt" drinks while driving 😩😩😩

    • @user-ke4oz9rz8x
      @user-ke4oz9rz8x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he's so cute but i'm not gay

    • @user-ke4oz9rz8x
      @user-ke4oz9rz8x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yet

    • @oceans3579
      @oceans3579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What’s up checkmark?

    • @kirisu_
      @kirisu_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shit flub, it's been years since i've seen you! I hope you're doing well

    • @aqua5706
      @aqua5706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's up checkmark?

  • @dynixot
    @dynixot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    20 minutes into a 4 hour stream, and he's already flipped his truck. This is gonna be classic.

  • @Shitsgettingweird
    @Shitsgettingweird ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You know schlatt is drunk when he says I love you guys

  • @phobiotch883
    @phobiotch883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    every time schlatt talks about his moving earth theory it begins to sound less and less insane...

    • @randomstormtrooper3345
      @randomstormtrooper3345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You would also sound completely wacky telling a medieval guy about smartphones lol, it isn't THAT insane

    • @keegenke
      @keegenke ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I only just heard him say it, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's probable that we could move literal goddamn planets by the time it's relevant.

    • @Xer0280
      @Xer0280 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@randomstormtrooper3345 Medieval times weren't even that long ago too

  • @jestabro9175
    @jestabro9175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Schlatt, I just wanted to thank you for your content. I am in a bad living situation and often go to bed anxious. I usually watch your longer videos like these vods before bed and they help me relax so much. I hope you truly understand the positive impact you have on people everyday

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hey bro, i hope you're doing a bit better now

    • @jestabro9175
      @jestabro9175 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@arizonagreenbee I’m handling stuff a bit better since I first made this comment, it’s just tough. I live in a house of addicts and it’s hard seeing people you love being in troubling situations. I’m going to move out soon so the things that physically and mentally impact me when I’m here will go away soon, but I know I’ll always carry some of that weight. For now, it’s Schlatt vids and therapy to help me through it

    • @fweezie9659
      @fweezie9659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know I'm a year late to the punch, but I hope you're doing well dude

  • @scytheiota7144
    @scytheiota7144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    As a russian, I'm pretty happy and surprised that someone sent Schlatt some of our stuff. I'd love to see him try more =)

    • @the1trues0phistcate
      @the1trues0phistcate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm curious, is that beef paste a commonplace item for folks in Moscow, or was it sent in this mix as more of a gag (no pun intended) you think?

    • @scytheiota7144
      @scytheiota7144 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@the1trues0phistcate That beef paste in a tube is made for our guys at the ISS, so yes, it is kind of a gag.

    • @scytheiota7144
      @scytheiota7144 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@totallynottrazyn7097 They say: "You have strayed from the true path", but the one with tomatoes literally means Schlatt.

    • @xman1532
      @xman1532 ปีที่แล้ว

      How russia rn?

    • @jerzysiemens
      @jerzysiemens 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xman1532putin still sucks but we all adapt
      it’s like when russia was in chechen war where war was behind of citizen life so yeah
      still wanna to end war tbh cos i wanna be in europe in future

  • @brrklyn
    @brrklyn 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    i woke up at 3am to 2:47:34 playing on my tv, i think that was one of the most terrifying things ive woken up to💀

  • @Dovahkiin106
    @Dovahkiin106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I will say, if I hadn’t become familiar with basic engineering in high school, I would’ve been on the side of doors, but Schlatt is wrong, there are many types of wheels beyond the ones that roll.

    • @lisforlegend3104
      @lisforlegend3104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you Dio, I appreciate the fact that you’ve chosen a better career choice

    • @ohiyoresident
      @ohiyoresident 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Second comment of yours I found on this comment section and they’re only 12 comments apart

    • @Dovahkiin106
      @Dovahkiin106 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohiyoresident what can I say, it’s a long vod😅.

  • @VladPutin-ph7kj
    @VladPutin-ph7kj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Wormholes are considered doors so there are an infinite amount of doors in the universe.

  • @SneakybeakyScrub
    @SneakybeakyScrub 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    schlatt just completely ignoring the "trucks on right lane" and "dont drunk drive" signs

  • @jacket_and_jean
    @jacket_and_jean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I'm taking another sip of ice cream."
    - "Jschlatt" 2022

  • @CrypticMuad_Dib
    @CrypticMuad_Dib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Alternate title: Schlatt becomes a Russian sleeper agent
    Another alternate title: Russian food tier list

    • @kalekidsav
      @kalekidsav 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      THE NUMBERS MASON

  • @Traceywacey117
    @Traceywacey117 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I loved seeing how happy he was while first PO Box, then start genuinely tweaking while opening the box from Moscow 😭

  • @yeastnecklace
    @yeastnecklace ปีที่แล้ว +20

    schlatt's gonna lose his goddamn mind when he finds out gears are wheels

  • @erin-zf6iv
    @erin-zf6iv ปีที่แล้ว +26

    2:37:47 is the most well-timed clip i have ever seen. the donation. him staring at the mug. the music. the reaction. it's perfect
    edit: 2:42:12 is a CLOSE second

  • @caitlyn1656
    @caitlyn1656 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:50:40 “have a jambo cam” *mic arm and chat completely covering jambo*

  • @screenedat0m
    @screenedat0m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I’ve been watching the other VOD most nights to help me fall asleep, so this is a gift from the Gods!

    • @Felix-do7ix
      @Felix-do7ix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What happens when you run out? Do you stop sleeping?

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Felix-do7ix most times I actually wake up before the video ends because my sleep schedule is so fucked LMAO

    • @magical5181
      @magical5181 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you sleep for like.. 2 to 3 hours? 😂😂

    • @screenedat0m
      @screenedat0m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@magical5181 nah i watch the other ATS vod thats like 7 hours so i usually get at least 5 hours or so asleep luckily

    • @magical5181
      @magical5181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@screenedat0m yea that 7 your one is great. Don’t you get waken up by Schlatt screaming

  • @broski18
    @broski18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I honestly love drawing/animating watching these VODs and streams. They're really the only thing that can actually entertain me for hours. Thanks for the great content 👍
    edit: Things that have wheels other than vehicles: Gears are wheels. Toy cars have wheels. Sliding doors have wheels. Some cars have up to 8 wheels. The machines used to make things have shit tons of wheels. Chairs have wheels. Closet doors have wheels. Some pool filters have wheels. The things that make glove boxes open? Wheels. Wheelchairs. Some beds/hospital beds. Motorcycles, bikes, scooters, dirt bikes, etc. Spare tires. Steering wheels. The rim for the tires count as wheels too, technically. Old toys like fidget spinners, and bayblades. Wagon wheels from the old times. The steering wheels on boats, jet skis, and planes, etc. Plane engines. Conveyor belts. Shopping cats. Roller skates. Hoverboards. Screens for things. Skateboards. Trains. Quads/four wheelers. Some shelves. Drawers have wheels so they can slide out. Dishwasher racks have wheels so they can slide out too. Planes have wheels. EVEN DOORKNOBS FALL UNDER THE CATEGORY OF WHEELS. Fans are also considered wheels. Vacuums have wheels. Sky scrapers that are offices have more chairs with four wheels than doors. And I mean a *LOT* more. There’s a shit ton more too
    It has even been PROVEN that there are more wheels in the world because of all the forms they have. WHEELS FOREVER BABY, WOOOO
    Oh, and to the person in chat who said a revolving door is an infinite door at 1:19:36 : 1) Nothing is really infinite besides the universe. 2) That’s a fucking wheel too dumbass LMAOOOOOOO

  • @idiot20037
    @idiot20037 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:29:54 - 2:51:50 was the best part of the whole stream.

  • @SPOROGENESIS
    @SPOROGENESIS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I am the CEO of sex
    Thank you for making like my entire week, schlatt, I got a good laugh out of that after a fantastic night

  • @selfshow4033
    @selfshow4033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    These Vods are super chill, and just wanted to stick around, thanks Schlatt

  • @tyrannical4607
    @tyrannical4607 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Schlatt is the first person I've found where I can sit here and give my undivided attention to him, and stay entertained, for a 4 hour, unedited stream. I love some other streamers, I'll have them in the background and its nice, but I can watch Schlatt with my full attention for any amount of time, with no issues

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The way he kept switching sides from wheels to doors defending each side was really funny

  • @Yeetbloxian
    @Yeetbloxian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I like how schlatt switched sides every few minutes on the door/wheel debate and instantly made fun of the other side and called them stupid

  • @mollyh4258
    @mollyh4258 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    i will never get over schaltt playing this game I love drinking with him and watching him play with his silly little wheel

  • @dragolingrand7778
    @dragolingrand7778 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:13:16
    I like to imagine the truck driver in game being so happy that someone is team wheels on the wheels vs doors argument, but is also severely injured from the truck accident.

  • @user-mo1dy7ll5h
    @user-mo1dy7ll5h 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    1:03:20 "hey schlott, todays is my friend averys birthday"
    "i dont care!"
    "shes going through a tough time and watches you all the time"
    "thats awkward..."

  • @somerandomrazor
    @somerandomrazor 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    11:11 I love how Schlatt puts his finger in the air like he's quoting something

  • @comatosedarkonme4379
    @comatosedarkonme4379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I LOVE this. You getting drunk n doing something that takes being coordinated to do is so entertaining. Or just being drunk content is fun to watch xP

  • @riverrosepetal
    @riverrosepetal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Every day shlatt becomes more and more like my dad but not abusive

  • @melikesmuffins6676
    @melikesmuffins6676 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I would sure love to have "Schrunk" teach me how to drive. I could learn so much from him.
    Edit: The most terrifying thing about this video is that I couldn't tell the difference between sober and drunk schlatt

  • @BabyLegsCodex
    @BabyLegsCodex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    As an irl truck driver I am loving the truck sim videos. Always makes me laugh.

  • @papercut931
    @papercut931 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I loved waking up to Schlatt screaming after eating something I still don’t know the name of at 3 in the morning on a Monday. Classic

  • @imanimaldonado1626
    @imanimaldonado1626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I genuinely love these vods
    I have such a good time
    I watched unpacking and I loved it

  • @fatbus0596
    @fatbus0596 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    49:01 dude the countdown to the beat drop was glorious

  • @dragongirl5009
    @dragongirl5009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Sadly I keep missing the streams but it’s still so great having all the vods to watch as I’m smiling the entire time

  • @OnlySushiCat
    @OnlySushiCat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Drunk Schlatt is like a grandma
    "I love candles and crocheted blankets"

  • @louisknudsen2535
    @louisknudsen2535 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That John Mulaney reference at 50:32 caught me so off guard. One of my favourite youtubers referencing my favourite comedian. Plus, Schlatt doesn't seem like a Mulaney kinda guy

  • @erin-zf6iv
    @erin-zf6iv ปีที่แล้ว +4

    that letter from russia was the jschlatt equivalent of eminem recieving a cassette tape from stan

  • @systemerror404notfound
    @systemerror404notfound 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    YES!!!! I love watching these when I need something calming to watch

    • @svmoki
      @svmoki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it seems chaos and tranquility go hand in hand, atleast when it comes to a schlatt stream

  • @Tywild327
    @Tywild327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes, I love watching Jschlatt drink and drive

  • @AMan_629
    @AMan_629 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To add to the wheels side. Every go kart and golf cart have 4 wheels and no doors. Roller skates/blades. Every set of tires sitting in mechanic shops and wheel making factories. spares they keep at car races and nascar cars don’t have doors. Jeep wranglers don’t have doors. Any toy car. 2 door coups with 4 wheels a spare and steering wheel. Those things with 2 wheels that r used to move heavy furniture. Some garbage pales have wheels. Healies. Those 2 wheel hoverboard things that were popular in 2016. It’s wheels and it might be separated by over a 500 mil margin.

  • @archer-the-goof
    @archer-the-goof ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gears, bikes, motorcycles, scroll wheels, rotors, most bed posts have wheels, fans (if going off 360 degree rotation), scooters, roller blades/skates, wheel barrows, vacuums, and rc cars. I could do more but it took me like 10 minutes to think of these 😅

  • @pelature2363
    @pelature2363 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When schlatt eats something that tastes good you can tell thst he feels nothing but satisfaction, just remembering the chip list video lol

  • @sKeLy00
    @sKeLy00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    this man is the highlight of my day whenever he streams

  • @quinc3126
    @quinc3126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That was probably the most genuine scream ever. It was absolutely hilarious

  • @cancan9469
    @cancan9469 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    that last box is so wholesome, the unboxing made me smile. love u big guy, you deserve all the good things that come your way

  • @justinegerhazi6829
    @justinegerhazi6829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This man literally stared at a tube of meat for 7 minutes xD

  • @wormicide3651
    @wormicide3651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    There it is boys, the best jschlatt stream to date.

    • @M__B
      @M__B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You really gonna do the vghs streams like that?

    • @wormicide3651
      @wormicide3651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@M__B listen man, those were great but this was on a whole other level. You look at the clip of schlatt squirting meat paste on himself and tell me I'm wrong.

    • @M__B
      @M__B 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wormicide3651 but think about games dean man

  • @jackaboi2954
    @jackaboi2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you for being such a great drunk driver, big guy!

  • @filtratedmars6711
    @filtratedmars6711 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:24 you can really hear the south Brooklyn accent in his voice when he road rages

  • @ravenval5046
    @ravenval5046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    when are we going to bully TH-cam into changing Copyright rules? I want to listen to the Beach Boys while Schlatt rolls over a 60,000 pound diesel Destroyer whenever I want

  • @magical5181
    @magical5181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Schlatt, no idea if you read your comments, but i love when you stream truck driving simulator! Honestly youre best streams.

  • @mxndii_
    @mxndii_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the ultimate comfort vod im so sorry mr so called "discomfort streamer"

  • @graesonschulzeebbinghoff1598
    @graesonschulzeebbinghoff1598 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This whole video is a testament to Schlatt's actual driving ability's. Also there are definitely more wheels then doors.

    • @unreliablekid4172
      @unreliablekid4172 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No more doors than wheels a house has tons of doors a building has tons of doors but oh fck a house also has wheel what the fuck

    • @Traxxya
      @Traxxya ปีที่แล้ว

      Doors for me, cabinet doors, sliding doors, car doors, plane doors, boat doors, train doors, jail doors, double doors, revolving doors, rocket doors,, shit the list could go on

    • @hjonkhjonkamgoose
      @hjonkhjonkamgoose 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@TraxxyaYour argument comes crumbling down when you have a degree in engineering and learn that knobs and hinges are legitimately a type of wheel. Same goes for gears.
      Also, sure a boat, plane, building has doors, but think about now many little wheels are everywhere. Every office building has a lot of doors, but in each room easily has more wheels in them.

  • @conspicuous4873
    @conspicuous4873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Most sliding doors have wheels
    Pulley systems are many wheels
    Gears are classified as wheels
    Lego has more wheels than doors
    Drawers have wheels often
    Most tech has wheels
    Engines have wheels
    Most car doors these days have wheels in them for automatic opening
    So many more wheels than doors

  • @Sheahova
    @Sheahova 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how the last 2 hours took more than the first 75% of the trip

  • @zeugmaflowers
    @zeugmaflowers หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's so painful here on TH-cam, hearing Schlatt say "good song" and watching the chat blow up over "bangers" and here I am listening to 4 hours of royalty-free Lofi...

  • @clarineko162
    @clarineko162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wait until schlatt finds out that sliding doors have two wheels on them

  • @michaeldaigle7207
    @michaeldaigle7207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Watched this all the way through for the second time, besides the last half hour of the po box segment because i've watched it on its own a couple times before. Raced some forza horizon 3 and drank a half a liter of white rum through it. Going to bed. Thanks for helping to keep me alive schlatt.

  • @jeb156
    @jeb156 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:47:33
    That is the most emotional scream from Schlatt I've ever heard.

  • @Viowcro.
    @Viowcro. ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey schlatt. Thank you for everything, like makeing content and all that jass. Thank you.
    I listen to this as i sleep just hearing my comfort streamer talk for hours on end playing a relaxing game as i try my best to fall asleep with my headphones on.

  • @CHARCZAR
    @CHARCZAR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    literally almost crashed into a drunk driving sign in my home town 32:54. this is awesome

  • @DefenderOfVirginity
    @DefenderOfVirginity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    drunk drivers get a bad rap.. im glad we have a hero like schlatt to represent us common folk

  • @SussyGrassInTheLawn
    @SussyGrassInTheLawn 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    ofc he gets away with drinkin and drivin, cuz the cops know what he did in 1999 and in 2001

  • @lamayo4613
    @lamayo4613 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love wwatchjing these while I drink it makes me feel like I;m not alone :)

  • @bdasher8556
    @bdasher8556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    (yes I genuinely thought about this argument) Considering the door vs wheel conversation defines a wheel as something resembling... well a wheel, turning the full 360 degrees, I've gotta assume a lot of mechanisms within any number of different objects have wheel - like mechanisms within them. I'll look into it but a door mechanism seems unnecessary outside of it's surface level usage.
    (edit): umm.... I know this conversation bans this sentiment but uh, technically a doorknob does indeed use the wheel & axle mechanism, and yeah, some electric toothbrushes use wheel & axle mechanisms to spin the bristles of the brush.

  • @Dovahkiin106
    @Dovahkiin106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The big problem with the Doors vs Wheels question is shown perfectly in this stream. There are just too many things that people don’t think of when they think of wheels.

  • @TheIorax
    @TheIorax 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Door hinges are also an example of this device-the round part of the hinge is an elongated wheel. On interior doors, the side attached to the wall and the side attached to the door have multiple wheels that rotate around a common axle.” With this in mind, the people on “Team Doors” still tried to argue.Mar 28, 2022

  • @funkyfinn69
    @funkyfinn69 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m so glad that “schlatt” turned me into an “alcoholic”

  • @Nugs420
    @Nugs420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    44:40 He Gets actual road rage at ai fucking beautiful

  • @macparise9215
    @macparise9215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You’ll know when I’m drunk, I start saying some crazy shit”
    “The solar system will be engulfed by the sun, but our planet will be rocket propelled out of the damage zone, I don’t have 3 heads”

  • @anx4560
    @anx4560 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Schlott, today is my friend Avarie(?)’s birthday-“
    “Bro idc😒
    “-She is currently going through a tough time”
    “😶”

  • @ilikethoseboots
    @ilikethoseboots ปีที่แล้ว +5

    drinking game: take a shot every time schlatt is in neutral

  • @basketballryan1
    @basketballryan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “Schlatt” being team doors is the biggest tragedy of 2022

    • @revilno
      @revilno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He changed his opinion several times