things beginner drummers say
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Listening to a beginner drummer isn't as painful as a beginner guitarist. But listening to a full band with a beginner drummer is much more painful.
Kinda like metallica
Lol
ZiPolishHammer White stripes
because you were never there right?
Jacob dennis haha yes
I've been playing for 20+ years and I still can't get the seat right, ha.
Dave C. Monty thank you! xD
Clearly, you need to spend more time practicing your seat adjustment skills. What else could you possibly be using that valuable practice time for, the drums? Pffft.
The95thZebra I know right??
Everybody always thinks I'm being pedantic when I constantly adjust the seat but dodgy seat height is a real issue
DoopSnogg The struggle is real my friend.
When Jared acts like a beginner but then use double kicks
I got a double pedal after 2 months of playin. if you can get your right foot down, your left foot shouldn't be a problem.
@Meme Rater what do you like, double bass where they take way too much space?
@@audiedead double bass is definitely bonus style points tho, i mean the bigger the set the cooler it is am i right or am i right
@@Bo-lq5jf eh, not for me, I kinda just like a 3 piece with a ride and crash, like Ringo, that's my go to kit when I go to set up my drums
@@audiedead fueling up the beginner drummer mentality of "the bigger, the better" since we in the right context. I myself personally prefer a standard kit, if anything I'd go crazy on the cymbals
“I probably should’ve just bought a guitar” is what I think when I’m making my 3rd trip from the car to grab gear during set up while the guitarist has already finished his sound check.
Ugh, so true. And I had the guitar, too.
You have bad band mates! I don't even get my instrument out of its case until I've helped our drummer get everything inside.
@@connorthomas4826 That's not necessarily the case about half the time: When getting the kit home, for example. Or when plans/gigs get canceled. Or if you lend your kit to the high school so there's enough practice kits in the local jazz festival: everyone was so busy that I had to do it myself.
Even if it's not all the time, there's a lot of set up. Thanks for being one of the bandmates who helps out at gigs though; I'm sure your drummer is thankful.
hahahahaha
**singer of the band** 🙃
,,I need more cymbals!"
Thats not just beginner drummers. Thats every drummer that has ever drummed on the face of the earth.
the cymbals curse that hits us, one day or another.. :)
Me: sees symbol that I like
(Checks price)
Me: nevermind then
Nice pfp
I have a crash and a hi hat, I’d like a ride but I can do without for some time
EndyRembar same but i play rock 😂 i dont need a ride...
"Good enough for Metalcore". I don't know why I laughed so hard at that. Lol
Latifah Claitt I feel you
Latifah Claitt same lmao
its funny cause its true
Latifah Claitt same
...
As a beginner, i can say: this is absolutely right
Jonas Klan same
I have 1
I hate e-drums
@Reece Williamson it's cymbals
@@gaming_potato0110 It's cymbals
it physically hurts me when you attack your cymbals like that
And it was zildjian a series
Same
That is metal for you folks
RockeT me haveinh war flashbacks when my brother went on my kit and broke my 1300$ dollar zildjiyan A Custom collectible series
Why? It’s what they were designed for.
I play the mayonnaise why am I even here?
Lmao
Sweet Spongebob references lol.
You good at it?
Vyasama the jar is cracking but I’m beautiful at it
@@yoshi6239 nice, keep it up👍
* Plays crappy beat *
"Good enough for metalcore!"
Tanay Prajapati Me
He seems to have genuine distaste for metalcore. Lmao
Dayat Thamrin metalcore...
Sucks...
@@micahharford7088 What about Architects? Killswitch Engage? All That Remains?
Communism Untill eternity ends ok you have a point there
"Par-a-did-le, par-a-did-le, par-a-did-le..." we've all been there
Yup
In the middle of learning it now
Yes
And then flam paradiddle
I learned it last month
“At least I can play White Stripes songs”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
honestly me 😂
Great songs for beginners. Subconsciously teaches timing.
And another Jack White band (The Raconteurs) has a great step-up song: Steady As She Goes.
Well, you gotta Meg White before you can Grohl..
He wasnt hitting the floor tom
(This is a joke)
At least I can play acdc
i dOnt gEt iT wHy dO mY cYmBaLs kEeP cRaCkInG
*aggressively slams cymbals*
Hana Chuang My exact thoughts😂
Aggressive ly hits ride?
Yes. That *is* the joke.
Good you the joke
yeah.. that's the joke..
I play guitar what am I even doing here
Trying to figure it out ^^
Same
same
same
Same bruhhh!
XD but i got curious
I started drumming yesterday and this is on my recommended page...
i started today and this is in my recommended 👁_👁
How's going with ur drumming!
i wanna start playing drums and it’s in my recommended-
now that's a bruh moment
wait why is this on mine too?!?!?!
This is false because he is landing his hits on the snare
Why do I see you everywhere including korn live Woodstock 99
hellome 105 I don’t
Your comments are everywhere
IronBeast5000 I am everywhere because I am everything
Keanu Reeves Are you the real Keanu Reeves?
I've solved the stick issue.
Nintendo had the answer years ago.
Just use those Wiimote wrist straps. ;}
That actually sounds very efficient.
Oh damn you right
what about stick tricks? lol
*Five minute crafts has entered the chat*
Seriously though
Get an I hook and screw it into the base of the stick then put the lanyard thing through the eye hook boom
i came out here to have a good time and now im feeling attacked
madison fimple it's over exaggerated for comedy sake, I'm a beginner drummer and I've only played for 5 months but I enjoy this video
Boofuckinghooo go cry about it
@@cambell9 wooosh
I feel attacked with the selfie one HAHAH
same
“Who invented 3/4?”
Me with every time signature that isn’t 4/4 or cut time :/
mood
Bruh, 3/4 songs be hitting some kinda nerve, tho
True
Have you ever done 6/8?it sucks by the way😐
Who invented 5/8 or 7/8 :(
If that was my first kit I would be soooooooo happy
Nielsen kasser same
omg i need a kit like that tho
Lol my first was a tabletop electric
South park reference??
same honestly lol
1. been drumming for like 6 years, but still drop my sticks
2. i did the same thing on paradiddles
Try gloves. I use CC brand "boxer" gloves.(get them at a hardware store). They have rubber grips and are very comfortable. I only started wearing gloves after like 10 years because my fingers would actually tear open in the winter and I'd get blisters in the summer. I'd even get blisters under my calluses. I really never drop sticks anymore.
There are a few pro metal drummers who wear gloves too. Two off the top of my head are Joey Jordison and Matt McDonough (Mudvayne). Though, they both have Ahead signature sticks too. Those are a little slippery.
Mrcastleskeep bruh where've you been? He left ahead for Promark a looooooong time ago
I never really cared who endorsed what. That was something I heard along the way that I happened to be doing too.
Tape your stick in your hand,nah im just kidding dont do that
Cody P they always slip 🏈
Am I the only one who sits there an thinks: ''Poor drum kit''?
Or is it another beginner drummer thing?
Fr3akymet4l more like poor neighbors
Fr3akymet4l probably, because I don't think so #NotConceitedAtAll ;))
Wow... Trivium avatar^^
This kit is Jared proof
Fr3akymet4l he probably just used that drum kit on purpose
“Who invented 3/4?”
-Me, a marching band student, who says this every time I’ve ever sight read ever
7/8 is much much worse
Bro 9/5
Half our opener last year was in 7/4. Could have been worse, our director contemplated making us march 3-2-2-2-2-3 but he decided against it.
I have actually played 10/8. Its a bar of 6/8 + 4/4. ITS MESSED UP.
Me, who played synth in marching band, and didn't have to deal with terrible marching...ha!
But...I did have to deal with MainStage (the program we used for our synth), which is honestly, probably much worse, lol
But I did march cymbals down to the field when we had football games, so I did learn how to march. It's kinda fun!
As a beginner pianist I feel like I’m doing everything thing wrong even when it sounds good
As a beginer guitarist I think the same
This has taken away all my hopes in becoming a drummer.
A decent anime fan same
Same
A decent anime fan he was exaggerating for comedy sake, its not as hard to learn as it looks
NeoFlash Ikr, the more you practice the better you become. Things get easy too.
Takes a while but it is really fun and sounds great when you become more experienced.
This video should be called "things beginner drummers wear"
fucking true
Isiah Maldonado lol. However, you don't need a fan. Play drums for 3 minutes, and you'll need a fan. Thus the dumb-looking hat :) Can't play with two hairs blowing up your nose.
TEE-HEE
"i need more toms"
Deus Vult
Gotta get that slipknot style somehow
Yo I know u
I’m just starting and I can confirm I’ve said most of these things
(Or done)
I want a shirt that says ‘GOOD ENOUGH FOR METAL CORE’
I never expected to see that picture again
same
There is good metalcore bands,and, paradoxically, but actually most of the metalcore drum riffs are pretty hard
@@cyntdestroyer69xd exactly! Y'all making fun of it but like you could never even play metalcore drums lmao and I don't even play metalcore
oh my god is your profile picture mikey way
Lmao the white stripes part. 😂
ikr ;D
Hey. At least she can keep a beat
demønic heathen |-/
RØMAN SØLDIER AT THE DISCØ !-/ |-/
The Little Drummer Boy 9636 Nope, if you watch a older video of them live (before they split up) Meg was definitely rushing on one of the live shows. Not sure about the others though.
This is exactly my friend who just started playing and regularly wants me to listen to his "amazing blastbeat".
Snapped my first drumstick today.
Sloppy Smile7 I cracked a stick in year 5 and it was one of those big thick ones and in the proses I put a hole in the snare... I was playing a waltz on a school kit😬🤣
That shall be the first of many
"I could to totally do that!"
starts to have hand spasms
I can do that. Here, hold my beer
Welcome to the world of noob drummers lmao
aye I was the 1k liker
and *thats* why rolls are v nice
I just seen that part as i read it haha
"I'm a god at this."
*Accidentally throws drumsticks.*
All hail the drum God.
I'm Catley Dropsticks happen to everyone
Yo i realized your last name is jordison
If he accidentally drops stick does that mean that I'm a drum god?
HAHA! Wait....... This is a stereotype?
Just gonna quickly mention that “wherefore” actually means “why”
Why art thou metronome?
“I’m a god I’m so good at this”
*5 seconds later throws sticks in air*
"Who invented paradiddle it's so much easier if you just go like this" do you know how many times I've said this thing? 😂
Me too! 🤣
Is it right though?
Scott Velez
no lol, you need to learn rudiments to add more variety to your playing
Same
Doffy parawippydiddledoospankflashdeedeedumperooney
*someone teaching you how to play*
“Alright start slow...”
*starts to play slow then proceeds to play fast*
*P A R A D I D D L E*
Real Memes left right left left. Right left right right. So on and so forth
True (except I’m the teacher
the “at least I can play White Stripes songs” had me dead! 😂
2:25 Lars Ulrich in the making of st. Anger
"Man I need more cymbals"
That's not something beginner drummers say, that's something every drummer says
Took a while to drum up this video idea...
you said my name
+Drum Up *buh dum tsss*
Wow.
That pun really sticks out
It really breaks the groove of this conversation.
I don't think I can beat these drums puns
+Crashbangwallopguy Beats me...
I've been playing for 3 years and ur complaining about how you only have 5 symbols. I only have 2
Cymbals
Same
@Mette B lmao
0:30 I thought it was the P*rnhub intro
Same
Same
what?????? that sounds nothing like it
Same
prod. tiernan the very beginning
2:26 Actual footage of Lars in 2002-3 during the making of St. Anger
Your comment is so underrated
yuval ofek it’s kind of recent and this video has been up for a while so I guess that’s part of the reason😂
The only Lars comment I can laugh about xD
Tbf I quite like it xd
Lars is very overrated. Most of his drum beats are literally just the 4/4 beat with a few tom fills every now and again.
Now imagine your favorite drummer counting out loud during gigs.
alen rosen I don't think he's anyone's favorite drummer.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ImpalaPhanCookie SAmE!!!!!
"hear him counting silently" lmao. i dont envy drummers that have to keep count of off beat shit like that
*SONIC, GOTTA GO FAST!*
Definition of my trying to play the drums...
Who’s here after Neil Peart passed away. Rest In Peace
Hello, Zuko here
@@StrangerE0ns Hello, I'm here
Even though he was pretending to be really badHe was still a lot better than me
What are you even doing here?
Drumsticks always fly out of my hands cause my hands are sweaty lol
Nightmare92616 too
you should eat some moms spaghetti
Saame
Nightmare92616 that's so me
Bradford Wright Mom's spaghetti
2:20 "I need a cymbal right there" is sooo relatable!
What helps me drum is trying to play drums with music and it really helps your progression.
Playing the video game rock band literally taught me to play drums.
Sounds silly but it's a great way to learn basics.
Same here, thats how i got my passion for it, as well as getting the speed to move around the set. I hate that people say that it sucks becasue you cant play a real one, apparently theres dumbasses there as well.
LazyWhiteK1d dude sameee I honestly wouldn't have been a drummer if it weren't for that game and it was good to have around so I could do free drum when I couldn't play my real kit at night lol
LazyWhiteK1d
seriously thought i was the only one.
damn same. im like top 500 on that game and thats how i learned
"At least I can play white stripes songs!" (Proceeds to hit bass drum slowly)
i can almost hear 7 nation army.
Stone Brick same
@@Cypeq I heard hardest button to button but sure
Yes, that *is* what happened. Well done.
@@Cypeq i can def hear it lmao
4:44 is so painfull to hear
2:31 I mean The Rev from avenged sevenfold had 2 toms in a live show in 2003
Here’s the video btw th-cam.com/video/S74p1RLP03Q/w-d-xo.html
thanks dudd
5:04 "Who invented 3/4?" - Plays 6/8 haha
LuckyDucky its in simplest form
Michael Lockyer im no music expert, but im pretty sure 6/8 is the exact same as 3/4
Not exactly. The beat emphasis in 6/8 is (1)-2-3-(4)-5-6 whereas 3/4 is (1)-(2)-(3).
Ah, not sure how it all works lol. I was just referring to the math.... being facetious
honestly, I can never tell the difference. It sounds practically the same to me
What beginner drummer has that many cymbals
TRUUUUEEE, especially zildjian A-customs
Quinton Davis but whyyyyy
Rich ones.
My first drum set had 2 damn cymbals. I would've killed for this many
Metal ones
4:24
That was honestly pretty sick...
I remember watching this when it first came out and being a beginner drummer I was guilty of most of the things in the video but I was in complete denial haha. so glad I can watch it now and be like what was I doing oh my god
You: has 5 symbols and 2 toms.
Me: has 5 toms and 2 symbols.
This is a really creepy coincidence.
Cymbals not symbols
You have 5 toms???? Tf???
KinkajouLuver 18 might be a Tama Superstar Classic. Very good drum sets. Comes in a 7pc
Why tf do you have 5 toms.
And i have 2 Symbals but i want 3.
And have 3 toms and need mostly only 2 of them. :(
Me in my first year of drumming lmao
Oh who am I kidding I'm still like that after 3 years
TheWalkingDictionary me too 😂
Been drumming a year and a half. I have a feeling I'm right in the middle of the beginners' hump. It's quite uncomfortable here.
^ same
TheWalkingDictionary Cas, I FOUND YOU
4:01 MVP Despised Icon
I didn’t know that at least one person know that band
1:07 to 1:10 that sounds like it could be in a song
Yeah. Like a Shaggs song.
Haha this is amazing.
Matt McGuire omg you are awesome
big ups matt, keep up your sick work
Matt McGuire omg ur my god
OH MAN! Hey Matt!!! =)
Two of my favorite drummers in one video! (who both share my first names) 😂
Matt McGuire matt mcguire my drum god!!!!
1:30 hits me in a personal way.... If I could go one day without dropping a drum stick while playing, I would be a happy man
Do you have butter in your hands or what?
wanderson167 Sweaty hands 😂
Luke Datema I'd recommend some professional drumming gloves.
Luke Datema I recommend duct tape
Get the Vic firth grip
Tbh. Hitting your finger when your going hard is one of the most painful things ever ahaha
I definitely said "What's wrong with these sticks, I can't grip them"
5:50 That hurt to watch.
for real, i cringed
it was like listening to nails on a chalk board. I felt my soul leaving my body.
same
ikr I don't even play drums but I cringed
2:25 Lars Ulrich during St. Anger recording
I thought the same tho ng
Damn that sounds good 😂😂
“Ahh I think I got a splinter”
0:30 playing jazz while wearing a Suicide Silence shirt, the perfect balance
5:33
"been practicing drums AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL DAY"
more like 5 minutes
tbh, when i rent a practice space, i spend at least 45 minutes tuning, placing, micing... and i play for 3 hours straight.. :)
Yes, that's the joke. Congratulations, you got the joke.
I know its not that unusual
But i read this comment when this moment came out
What's really hard is a paradiddle followed by an inverted paradiddle followed by a paradiddle.
Michael Borg is that RLRRRRLR?
Ales Kozelj It'd be
RLRRLRLL LRLLRLRR RLRRLRLL
a dream of a drummer's joke! #NotAtAll ;)
Gonna try this lol
My drum teacher had no problem doing weird stuff like that, at amazing speeds too.
I can safely assume he had a deal with satan.
0:32 I thought that he'd play something else...
“who invented 3 4”
brooooo any musician 😂
also me
i'm waiting for the bassist one.
TrashySkrub it will never come, we always are ignored 😭 #bassplayerproblems
Ånnëka Cat queen Bass players dont get the love
TrashySkrub already exists
I would watch it! :-) #bassplayerproblems
Yes please!
2:04 that sounds pretty good actually
he cant even pretend to be a bad drummer :/
Ikr
KieManEiy yes
Been playing for 10 years and I still want more cymbals
Drumset Players: Damn I can play fast
Marching Snare Players: First time?
Not quite my tempo.
Rob Easterday whiplash
Rob Easterday are you going to be a dragger or a rusher? Or are you going to be ON MY FUCKING TIME!?!??
I been a musical rusher my whole life. I think that's why I enjoy punk so much. This video is hysterical and scary true.
By Christmas my family will have
Two acoustic drum kits
One electric drum kit
Two electric guitars
Two acoustic guitars
One Double (upright) bass
One acoustic bass guitar
One electric bass guitar
One upright piano
One keyboard
And one ukulele
Damn not bad!!
Can I come to your house? Or buy one of the kits?
Josh Duewall not unless you want to go all the way to the north east coast of England
Tom 1851 and one lonely person with two drum sticks
The Ukulele is a joke instrument to all guitar players. Just because you know 4-6 chords doesn't mean your a great player.
"This isn't fun, I just wanna *Play!*"
My entire drumming experience since I've started summed up in once phrase.
I wish I had that kit as a begginer haha
Okay make all the jokes you want but getting the throne in the right position is the hardest thing about being a drummer. Everything is thrown off when you’re not seated in your normal place.
Andrew Nibbi agreed my throne is in perfect position but i bruise my thigh cause I always hit it on rimshots but it feels wrong anywhere else
Facts. I’ll stand there for 5 minutes placing it in the perfect soot
I dont own a thrown, I have a small room so I just sit on my bed and play then at practices I sit on whatever chair they can find, helps my kit control but yeah it took some getting used to
Actually the hardest part is buying the equipment
@@mrtrashbagggy5797 lol
"man I need more cymbals" he has 5 I have 2 give me 5 cymbals I will be just as good as Jared
Juanald Trump same
Stevio 7177+ He wasn't talking about the hi-hat or the ride symbol. He was talking about the crash symbols
I have 3
I don't have any cymbals
RareBlueWUUTBee There's too much symbolism in what you said :-P
Omfg the “at least I can play white stripe songs” got me because when I was a beginner that was my favorite song to play
I’m starting to play drums for 5th grade band and I’ve been obsessed with band memes and band videos ever since
"WHO INVENTED PARA-DIDDLES? It's so much easier to play like this!" That was definately me to my percussion teacher when I began. xD
Lol I didn't start with Paradiddles I started Single Strokes and Double Strokes and that is just a warm up.
I play the Drums since i'm 7 and
-i still drop the Sticks
- i still play on my old trashy DrumKit somewhere in a room thats like 2x2 meters ( oh wow so much space for cymbals)
- i still get weird looks everytime i play because i'm like the only Drummer Girl in my village&environement
A. Stévenin As like a beginner song? One of my faves is In the Shadows by the Rasmus! ( but i dont know if thats what you meant lol) Have a good time !
Peace
I’m the only girl guitarist in my neighborhood/school idk how this is related but whatever 😂
It’s alright to be a girl drummer. I mean go watch Kristina Schiano. She’s hella good
Omg 100% same, played since I was 7, still playing on my first (second hand ofc) kit, drummer girl I know of in my environment and still drop my sticks way too often haha
Same accept the last one
As someone who just started playing drums about a month ago, 1:24 is too accurate
Waiting on my kit. Can't way to check all these off!!
2:37 , "How good could i really be with two toms"
Idk, ask buddy rich lol
Ishan Dwivedi Buddy had 3, but one was a towel holder, literally.
Ask Josh Dun of Twenty One Pilots (He aint got shit on Buddy but still xD)
Jared should make a video explaining all the different types of metal
rynov34 yes please, specially now that there are more subgenres than ever
rynov34 I don't think he really understands all of the different sub genres
nobody understands all the different types lol.
People who've listened enough to the different subgenres do. I would say that I do myself
umm he has...?
That paradiddle part got me, " Its way easier to do this( proceeds to do single strokes)". 😭😭
0:46 direct translation “metronome metronome, why are you metronome?”
This is a personal attack
Displeasedvirgoloser it’s not it is a joke I am a beginner drummer and I found it funny
I don’t actually do any of those things and most beginners don’t ether it is just the people who don’t practice and don’t get lessons that fail
@@jakeralston5114 same here but improved grade 4 soon
SPG you realize he was joking too, right?
bahaha! That Travis Barker part was fuckin great.
Josh Steffen sooo accurate :D
Love your channel, man!
Josh Steffen i see you everyvvhere
Sup josh
Fuck you nah jokes love you
I remember wanting a cymbal right in the middle of a setup
I ended up having it for a while, but it was my least used
Now that I've downsized, I just have a little effects bell in that place
Ahahah this is hilarious! 🤣🤣 I laughed several times here and I've been at it for 15 years. Great content brother, keep up the great work.