It’s true though. I’ve been so high that I didn’t even want to eat crackers because I thought I couldn’t swallow. Much less take the ol’ caine train to the brain.
I hung out with a girl at a music festival that stated she only ate organic because of the chemicals while recovering from snorting possible drain cleaner that a stranger offered her the night before.
It’s funny, true, and also exactly what you would want it to be. You want someone dispassionately going through the motions because you and me would break when someone flatlined.
this whole set was just an excuse to riff on korn and i am totally here for that. dude had to have been a fan so you can tell it doesnt come from a bad place
Ive been there with the music my. Surgeon for my foot was like" hit the music" when he thought i passed out and icp came on and i started laughing the fell asleep
In 1995 I remember meeting a huge Korn fan who even had a band playing Nu Metal inspired by Korn. In the course of talking to him I found out he just got accepted to Harvard. So, those types are out there.
2:18 Totally true. Worked at a hospital for 2 years in the OR and there's music EVERYWHERE. Usually something casual and old-school, like country or old pop music
I just saw Korn for the first time a few weeks ago (been a fan for like 23 years or so). Awesome show! I was rather surprised that I was the most crazy looking person of all of the people that I saw at the show. I was surrounded by like families with kids... When Breaking Benjamin opened, a kid in the row in front of me, maybe 5 or 6 years old, was headbanging to the point of near brain damage.
One of the best segments of a stand up set I've seen this year! The weed is only a gateway drug if you don't know how to close the gate bit was great, and the whole Korn referencing was awesome to hear! I'm a life long metalhead and Korn was one of my first favorites. So I suppose I'm a "kernel", lol.
I still love the fuck out of korn. I felt so called out by this set lmao. I got sent to the principle one for having too many chains on my hot topic skirt hahah
Great job my friend, I watched this performance a number of times and it continues to bring me joy. Congratulations and I hope you and your loved ones stay safe and continue to prosper.
One time they played at the Corn Festival in a rural area in my state and they took my friends backstage and prayed with them. Might've been two different shows now that I think of it.
I’m an OR nurse and most surgeons do listen to music, it’s true…and the jokes😅🤭sickest senses of humours on the planet …because of what we see…..it’s a coping mechanism for many of us I think! I love this guy, he’s definitely one of my peeps, gen X are the best & coolest….you all know it and if ya don’t, we don’t give a f$#k lol, so damn funny✌️😻
Heart surgeon that is a Körn fan. Considering the estimation of how many surgeons might be high on the Psychopathic Personality Index, i am not surprised at all.
Korn is awesome! My oldest brother that passed away loved Korn! He had tattoos, posters, dvds and went to there concerts every time they were in town and after he passed away I got in touch with them with a guy that opens up for them (Suicide Silence) and they sent an autograph box with all there autographs, with autograph posters, cds, etc, there the best and made my family so happy and grateful, thankyou Suicide Silence and KORN!!! I know that made my brother Happy in the afterlife! RIP John Miss you, Love you
Aw man! Made me laugh with the Korn stuff! Hilarious!!! I'm a huge fan of their stuff, especially up until 2003. After that the guitarist Brian left and didn't return until 2012 I think. Something like that. They're still dope and o saw them twice live in recent years but it's not the same. Tool is my favorite in recent years anyways. Nothing compares to the level of writing and composition.
I become really cautious when stoned, i start analysing 🤔😎 everything and searching for hidden dangers and even future dangers, then I start worrying about the welfare of the planet etc 😂. I also become really philosophical, I've never started or encouraged a fight when stoned, but in contrast when I'm drunk, I become a master of regrettable behaviour, very stupidly brave and very undiplomatic.
Funny enough my first time trying weed me and my friends had a whole energy drink package with like around 30 cans I think... well lets say it was a weird mix of high and hyped... Highped
this guy has powerful uncle energy
YES!
He's like the uncle from the goldbergs
He sort of reminds me of my ex-girlfriend's uncle. Great guy, used to deal drugs, but then again great guy.
Dude yes
I'd love for him to be my uncle
Alcohol and coke = no problem
Weed and monster energy drink = certain death
It’s true though. I’ve been so high that I didn’t even want to eat crackers because I thought I couldn’t swallow. Much less take the ol’ caine train to the brain.
one day i didn't want to see scary movie 4, because thought it would be scary
Obviously. Duh!
I hung out with a girl at a music festival that stated she only ate organic because of the chemicals while recovering from snorting possible drain cleaner that a stranger offered her the night before.
Yeah it knocks you out and keeps you going at the same time.
Title: is weed a gateway drug
Video: ya know what... Korn
It’s stand up comedy, it’s whatever the comic wants it to be 🙃
Brandon i know... 😂 i was making a joke about the title, compared to the rest of the video
you're right though the title is click bait, either make it a 2 min clip or cut the beginning and call it korn roast. is that too much to ask? haha
April- Aries2000 awe thank you 🥺🥺
You know what'd be good on that joke?
Cumin!
he went from legalizing weed to eating a human heart while it still beats. wtf
segways are weird
Beating hearts are a gateway drug
@@fusionart4377 lol
I love how random his segways are
Munchies man…
"they all looked like post-apocalyptic Rastafarian carnival barkers with Adidas sponsorships"
Sean Patton is probably my favorite comedian
So earthgang?
Never heard of him before this clip but dude I'm all in for more dammit.
Best line of the clip
Da boom nah da boom nah namina
This line is just so good 😂
"take this mans heart and rip it out of his chest, why? spare him the agony of ever having a lover do it"
joe Yaz 🤦🏽♂️
He got a little too real there for a second.
this is the best joke lol
Deep shit
_Don't swear to god, he never asked you_
_It's not his heart you drove a knife through_
Somewhere, korn’s trying to figure out why their vevo is spiking in views
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📈
Stonks
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm sure alot of viewers wanted to reminisce and looked up Korn, I did just to listen to daboom da daboom na na mena🤣
“Like he’s expelling lazy demons” line was super underrated 😂
not by me - dude's hilare
YES! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sean doesnt fool me. He knows way too much about korn, he's a reformed kernel.
jralvins jr he said that he was :)
how to spot the one that didn't make it all the way thru the video before commenting
agree, A.D.I.D.A.S. is a bit of a deep cut
I love that they're called kernels
Sean Patton: I used to be a kernel when I was growing up
This guy: I feel like he used to be a kernel
Brilliant detective work, truly
As an adult woman who had a KoRn obsession in middle school, I really appreciated your commentary on KoRn, especially "da BOOM da daBOOM dadaAMA"
What is korn
I just want to point out that there's no official KoRn lyrics (at least for the first four albums) and this seems like as good a place as any.
daBOOM-Na daBOOM-Na nuhMEENAH
I always thought it was baBOOM dat-dat MMM nom na-neema. Misheard lyrics, am I right?
I always heard daBoom nak daBoom nak daEema
that surgeon playlist thing took me straight to Dr Strange lol
I just watched it last night, this made me chuckle, thinking of him tapping his toe 😂👌
Same lol
i instantly thought of scrubs
Wong: dA bOoM nA Da BOOM Na
Nip/Tuck came to mind...
This turned into a korn roast and it was amazing
djadog3k haha word wasn’t expecting that. #KornFan
I love roasted korn
@@MichaelB413 me 2
@@LxuryGoods i like korn to but i still loved the bit
A couple of surgeons here i see.
“Alaska thunderfuck” hell yeah
100 Stoners all agreed hes legit lol
Logan Cope lol I knew someone else would catch that 😂
Alaskan Thunderfuck
the true stoners would know durban> atf, atf is way too og especially for newbies, my own .02
Logan Cope ATF or bust bro
"It's your life, but it's their 2:30"
That deserved more acknowledgement. Too real perhaps.
I thought this was one of the funniest part tbh, whole thing was great tho
It’s funny, true, and also exactly what you would want it to be. You want someone dispassionately going through the motions because you and me would break when someone flatlined.
He should have ended it with the Latin instructions and having the surgeon say "we got to rotate this body"
That wouldve been perfect hahah
Comedy genius
that gig would've come full circle. brilliant!
😅😅😅😅😅😅😁😁😂😂😂😅😂😅😃😅
Surgeon:I need to know if it's CW or CCW,
Helper: Na mina, sir.
Surgeon: OK, very good, CCW it is, stat.
"What are you in for?"
"I bit into a beating heart"
Could you imagine how badass that would be?
SpaghettiLord yeah you’ll go to prison, but you’ll be the king 👑!
"I bit into a man's beating heart and watched the life drain from his eyes as he took his last breath ... You have really nice eyes"
It's still tradition to do so in hunting some animals....
Shows respect for the animal n merges it's energy with yours as its dieing.
"I ate a man's heart to gain his strength, his eyes to gain insight, and his liver...because I had onions left over. You?"
this whole set was just an excuse to riff on korn and i am totally here for that. dude had to have been a fan so you can tell it doesnt come from a bad place
He literally says he was "kind of a kernel" himself
I'm just glad someone wasn't riffing on Limp Bizkit for once
@@R.Rileys-BION_Patreon-Podcast i think everyone just feels sorry for fred durst since he cant wear his favorite hat any more
@@ince55ant Is there... a story there?
I looked up *Korn Freak on a Leash* on TH-cam and, I kid you not, the first image I see is
*Da boom na Da noom na namena* like 15 times in a row
I did the same thing😂
Lyrics 🤣
It was ahead of its time.
You live under a rock? How you never hear freak on a leash
The very song that made trl make a retirement system.
@@user-ob1rh3cz7h agreed
not exagerating. this is my favorite 11-min comedy bit ever. would love to see more.
"You'll be the king of the prison"😂😂😂
I love how many great stand-up comics I know now thanks to this channel
I nearly died imagining a surgeon doing surgery to “Flight of the Bumblebee.” 🤣
Before that I was like "when did Samuel L. Jackson became a surgeon?"
'Coming Undone' is actually a very fitting song for surgery!
Ive been there with the music my. Surgeon for my foot was like" hit the music" when he thought i passed out and icp came on and i started laughing the fell asleep
Hahaha
That's amazing!
that’s awesome
What did he play?😂
@@saige96 icp, otherwise known as insane clown posse
In 1995 I remember meeting a huge Korn fan who even had a band playing Nu Metal inspired by Korn. In the course of talking to him I found out he just got accepted to Harvard. So, those types are out there.
Korn were his Krib sheet!
The KoЯn
Imagine if the surgeon made a playlist of cannibal corpse....
I'm pretty sure I've heard of a surgeon doing that, somewhere.
*doctor explaining Covid-19 to patient*
PLAGUE LEADS TO DEATHHHHH
If Zach Galifianakis and Bam Margera had a child 😂
Dude such an underrated comment lol
Aww c'mon Patton I ain't tryin ta get my dick sunked
I was thinking Tom Segura and Bam.
He does look like Phill
I can see it
"Bite it. Bite it do it! Eeeeeat it!"
This dude made me LMAO at work. “Bite the heart” 😂
"Just rip it out.."
I've worked in the operating room for a while. We all have these thoughts.
Sean Patton is one of the most underrated comedians
"power scatting" LMAOOO!!!
never in my life did i imagine laughing at my love for Korn in 2019, god bless this man.
he is really good at piecing together his act and staying on subject
2:18
Totally true. Worked at a hospital for 2 years in the OR and there's music EVERYWHERE. Usually something casual and old-school, like country or old pop music
*Bam Margera sure let himself go*
Thank you
The sad thing is this dude looks better than Bam does right now
@@LeNzxCalibur true that
Hahah dude. I can't unsee it anymore
Thats what i thought 😂😂
As a passionate KoRn fan. I thought this was a very accurate and hilarious
He said Korn and I immediately thought "how do you do surgery to the beginning of Twist?"
This comment hahahaha!
😂💜💜💜💜
TWISSST
6:06 when he throws the heart behind him, i like to imagine it went into the trashcan perfectly on cue.
I just saw Korn for the first time a few weeks ago (been a fan for like 23 years or so). Awesome show!
I was rather surprised that I was the most crazy looking person of all of the people that I saw at the show.
I was surrounded by like families with kids...
When Breaking Benjamin opened, a kid in the row in front of me, maybe 5 or 6 years old, was headbanging to the point of near brain damage.
That sounds so cute! ☺
One of the best segments of a stand up set I've seen this year!
The weed is only a gateway drug if you don't know how to close the gate bit was great, and the whole Korn referencing was awesome to hear! I'm a life long metalhead and Korn was one of my first favorites. So I suppose I'm a "kernel", lol.
"Oh shit! record! He's going into genius mode again" haha 😂😂😂
I have epilepsy and that was a hilarious seizure joke
"power scatt'ing" among many solid lines of this show. jesus baby christ
He's like The Stand Up Jack Black.
this guy adapts to the crowd so fast and so well. he it the nail with the korn scrap
"Thank you for not grasping the concept of this defensive accessory" 😂 my stomach hurts from laughing so much, this guy is awesome
Sad thing is, I knew exactly what song he was referencing at 9:36. Guess I'm one of the Kernelz.
Same. My MOTHER is a Kernel.
Well, that makes me feel old. Along with everything else!
We all are, some just refuse to admit it.
I still love the fuck out of korn. I felt so called out by this set lmao. I got sent to the principle one for having too many chains on my hot topic skirt hahah
It's their most popular song, you aren't special.
The Korn part was amazing! Crying rn
“Sorry! My grandfather was in the Donner party.” Lmao
Good ol' KOЯN playlist
Holy shit I'm a vet tech and I played korn radio on pandora this morning I wanna PUKE this is perfect
Now I wanna get high and listen to Korn
Already on it.
@@NAJC2003 *_*s t a r t s i n s e r t i n g a n e n t i r e b o n g i n t o n o s e_*
This video didn't need to inspire me to do that but it did help
da boom na da boom na namina
Too late!
"Spare him the agony of ever having a lover do it" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔
Great job my friend, I watched this performance a number of times and it continues to bring me joy. Congratulations and I hope you and your loved ones stay safe and continue to prosper.
Sean: I would hope in that moment if it ever happened the he would just own it
Me: please say "just bite into it"
WHERE IS HIS TEETH?!?!?!
@@brokenking5044 in the heart
Who else went to freak on a leash from here
lol those lyrics are real. i busted out laughing.
I sure did, and I can’t stop cry laughing!
Smh
I actually went to liar
Try "Twist" next.
Same thoughts at the dentist office. I COULD just clamp down on someone's finger. I choose not to... but I could.
I did and didn’t notice. She was like, “ you’re biting my finger.” 😬 😂 I get that nervous at the dentist.
Did you know that it takes the same force to bite through a human finger that it does for you to bite through a carrot?
Now you know.
Is this guy Dustin's dad from Stranger Things?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've seen this several times and it makes me laugh out loud for real every time
Power scatting sounds both gross and hilarious.
Maybe the next sub-genre of metal will centered around power scatting and thrashy blues riffs
Yes! More Sean Patton. With beard.
Iconoclast the more I watch him the more appreciate those little nubbin fangs.
My sneezes sound like I'm coughing, so then people don't say "Bless You" because they don't think I'm sneezing, and it hurts my feelings.
I have faith that you'll work through the pain lol
@@zeev613 Makes me wanna eat their hearts
I bless people when they cough, I pretend to have heard a sneeze. Everytime
@@Zetamorphosis Do you wear a cape?
Marvin my sneezes are quiet so nobody says bless you toe either so I feel you💀
“Why didnt they rotate him earlier” killed me lmfao
Now I've been at this weed gateway for 30 years and I still have not been let through...
"Hes going into genius mode again"
😂😂😂
Please I’m a crying at “he’s going into genius mode again”😂
This guy spoke to me soul. LMAO "Girls can like Korn"... YES we can.
🤘
This guy is hilarious!! So glad I found him 😂
Haven’t heard the word “pandora” in quite a while.
Ikr, I was a die hard Pandora person for years but y’know. Spotify student deal got to me.
@@kodarpy big mood
If anyone wants a fun fact about KoRn's home town, we have a street called KoRn Row by our convention center
It's KoЯn, not KoRn. lol. Just giving you a hard time.
@@xfiringsquadx that's great, I can't make a backwards r so
One time they played at the Corn Festival in a rural area in my state and they took my friends backstage and prayed with them. Might've been two different shows now that I think of it.
Dakota Todd 08er?
Gotta love a town with a good sense of humor.
I’m constantly laughing at this guys jokes. He is sooooo good
I’m an OR nurse and most surgeons do listen to music, it’s true…and the jokes😅🤭sickest senses of humours on the planet …because of what we see…..it’s a coping mechanism for many of us I think! I love this guy, he’s definitely one of my peeps, gen X are the best & coolest….you all know it and if ya don’t, we don’t give a f$#k lol, so damn funny✌️😻
this built up for me, the last part was just perfect! loved it!
Heart surgeon that is a Körn fan. Considering the estimation of how many surgeons might be high on the Psychopathic Personality Index, i am not surprised at all.
First time ever seeing this comic....definitely not the last
Same here. Buddy just sent this to me and now I want to petition for the guy to get his own special
Me: *watching this while high and slamming an energy drink* get on my level! (That level being death itself)
There’s something about a hippie speedball at 10:30 in the evening that says party time.
Korn is awesome! My oldest brother that passed away loved Korn! He had tattoos, posters, dvds and went to there concerts every time they were in town and after he passed away I got in touch with them with a guy that opens up for them (Suicide Silence) and they sent an autograph box with all there autographs, with autograph posters, cds, etc, there the best and made my family so happy and grateful, thankyou Suicide Silence and KORN!!! I know that made my brother Happy in the afterlife!
RIP John Miss you, Love you
Aw man! Made me laugh with the Korn stuff! Hilarious!!!
I'm a huge fan of their stuff, especially up until 2003. After that the guitarist Brian left and didn't return until 2012 I think. Something like that. They're still dope and o saw them twice live in recent years but it's not the same. Tool is my favorite in recent years anyways. Nothing compares to the level of writing and composition.
I’ve heard this so many times and I laugh every time
Love his take on surgery. he sneezes like he's expelling lazy demons, intelligent material, high energy! Korn band description\lyrics. hysterical
Watching this before a Korn concert, he isn't wrong........
They still make music?
This has gotta be my favorite stand up bit, mostly just because the way he does freak on a leash lmao
Could this be the next best comedian ever, because I can't stop laughing.
I nearly woke my spouse up laughing at the sneezing part
Trying to fight off becoming a werewolf good lord
I become really cautious when stoned, i start analysing 🤔😎 everything and searching for hidden dangers and even future dangers, then I start worrying about the welfare of the planet etc 😂.
I also become really philosophical, I've never started or encouraged a fight when stoned, but in contrast when I'm drunk, I become a master of regrettable behaviour, very stupidly brave and very undiplomatic.
The weed be lettin you know....evil lurks -- Smokey in the movie "Friday"
You are me, i am you, you are you, i am i
Korn's "Da boom na na..." thing is pretty much just scatting.
DA BOOM NA,
NA NOOM NA
NAMINA!
This guy is really good he's got some interesting material 👌👍😂 can't wait to see more from you keep it up
I perked up when he mentioned KoRn lmao
This guy looks like a fat Commander Riker from Star Trek. He's awesome!!!
Yep exactly
You mean Jonathan Frakes circa the last three seasons of Next Gen? Wonderful reference!
I've never heard of this man before today but my dammit, this man is friggin' hilarious!!!
Funny enough my first time trying weed me and my friends had a whole energy drink package with like around 30 cans I think... well lets say it was a weird mix of high and hyped... Highped
*My surgeon vibing to music*
*my organs being ripped open violently as my surgeon vibes to the beat*
10/10 recommend this video. I laughed more than I could physically handle while watching Sean.
I need a gateway from my bedroom to my kitchen.🚬
😂😂👍
Its called a door or a hallway
I could tell he loved Korn when he said he went to their concert
"He's going into genius mode again"😂😂😂
The flight of the bumblebee joke was so undertated 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:42 I mean if anything, that's more comforting, knowing they're so good at it, they're literally vibin'.
This guy is good plus I love metal being mentioned anywhere lol