420 Minutes of Weed Jokes

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  • Enjoy 420 minutes of weed jokes ... err, actually, we mean 11 minutes. These Mary Jane stories from Dave Chappelle, Tom Segura, Eric Andre, Bert Kreischer and Jack Whitehall will automatically give you a contact high.
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  • @rillo806
    @rillo806 ปีที่แล้ว +3570

    First time i got my mom high she just looked at me and said "is this how you feel all the time?!" And i just smiled and said "yes mom" and she said "no wonder your always so happy."

    • @qreddie
      @qreddie ปีที่แล้ว +79

      w

    • @rillo806
      @rillo806 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Dakoda Fisher ill put it like this, in college my roommate left seeds in our trash can and when they were found they asked if it was mine and i got offended cause i dont smoke dirt weed. My shit NEVER has seeds.

    • @legoyoda9782
      @legoyoda9782 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If only that were true, and you could always feel the high that you got the first time. After the tolerance builds up, it gets less fun.

    • @rillo806
      @rillo806 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@legoyoda9782 yeah thats why i take a break every so often so i can lose my tolerance.

    • @phantomgamer9264
      @phantomgamer9264 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@legoyoda9782 if you smoke back to back with little breaks if you want a good reset for your tolerance. I would recommend a good 3 weeks with a little bit of exercise to burn the weed in your fat for good measures and flush out your system regularly.

  • @bigboybaggins8993
    @bigboybaggins8993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4381

    Convinced my mom to smoke a year ago. We smoked and she was like “I don’t feel anything”. I go to the store and when I come back she is laughing hysterically and dancing in the kitchen. I go to my room for 10 minutes and then decide to look into her room and she is snoring on the bed with her hand in a bag of chips.

    • @Bernie-Hernsen
      @Bernie-Hernsen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Classic

    • @Youtuber5775-
      @Youtuber5775- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      😂🤣😂

    • @latoyatv2030
      @latoyatv2030 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @BigBoy Baggins
      That was the funniest 😂 😝 story ever

    • @Versac3e
      @Versac3e ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ahh, thats usually how it goes with newbies. i love how weed takes them on a rollercoaster. they hate it at first then end up growing thier own strains. its a love cycle.

    • @sirwoodofeast9497
      @sirwoodofeast9497 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      They grow up so fast

  • @samhigdon9762
    @samhigdon9762 ปีที่แล้ว +4627

    My dad smoked for the first time when he was 60 all he did was sit in the corner for an hour saying this is all right man 😂 "edit" it's been 10 months I never thought I would still be getting comments and over 4k likes, not complaining but this shit surprised me 😂😂

    • @joesakig788
      @joesakig788 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I don’t know why but when i read that all i was imagining is your dad sounding like Tommy Chong.

    • @ATF-US
      @ATF-US ปีที่แล้ว +90

      i think that’s the best way to sum up getting high

    • @ronanterry2529
      @ronanterry2529 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I read this in Mathew McConaughey voice

    • @asherpweifjeoiFNOEN
      @asherpweifjeoiFNOEN ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I hate to break it to you, but that was not is first time😂

    • @Audi8pOfSouthAfrica
      @Audi8pOfSouthAfrica ปีที่แล้ว +57

      My father and I smoked for the first time together when he was fixing the lawnmower. Needless to say it was never fixed on that day.

  • @patriaciasmith3499
    @patriaciasmith3499 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Psilocybin saved my life. I was addicted to heroin for 15 years and after Psilocybin treatment I will be 3 years clean in September. I have zero cravings. This is something that truly needs to be more broadly used in addiction treatment.

    • @Jennifer-bw7ku
      @Jennifer-bw7ku ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please does anyone know where I can get them? I put so much on my plate and it really affects my stress and anxiety levels, I would love to try shrooms

    • @Jennifer-bw7ku
      @Jennifer-bw7ku ปีที่แล้ว

      @Micheal Harris Is he on instagram?

    • @elizabethwilliams6651
      @elizabethwilliams6651 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Trips I've been having have really helped me a lot,I finally feel in control of my emotions and my future and things that used to be mundane to me now seem incredible and full of nuance on top of that I'm way less driven by my ego and I have alot more empathy as well

    • @Barbara-jx4ru
      @Barbara-jx4ru ปีที่แล้ว

      @michealharris3221Can dr.sporess send to me in UK?

    • @jeffsmith2447
      @jeffsmith2447 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shrooms was the best trip I had. It was an amazing experience.

  • @kristiknapp4478
    @kristiknapp4478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4385

    My mom smoked pot for the first time on her 64th birthday. She didn't like it. Now she is 73 and eats weed cookies and uses the THC balm and everything. She's so innocent, she's even a group leader for Celebrate Recovery teens. She no longer sees it as a "bad drug".

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ❤️

    • @518goeshard420
      @518goeshard420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      My mom smoked for the first time at 70 with me and some of my friends at my wedding reception. She enjoyed herself but said not something she’s looking to do often lol

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ✌👉 The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

    • @Rodrickson
      @Rodrickson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      How do u go from that to that from 64-73😂😂😂😂

    • @lFaceless
      @lFaceless 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I bet people are hapy for you. But I'm not.

  • @stoneymcgee5364
    @stoneymcgee5364 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    My mom ate one of my homemade brownies on accident. She had damn near the entire thing gone before I could make it to the kitchen to stop her. 30 minutes in I could hear her upstairs laughing. I went up to check on her & her little eyes were so red they looked like they were bleeding. So I went out to the kitchen debating if I should stay home or get out of there. Suddenly I heard my dad ask her what the hell she was talking about and my mom laughing uncontrollably. That was my cue to leave. The next morning my mom woke me up asking WHAT THE HELL WAS IN THOSE BROWNIES I FELT REALLY DRUNK & EVERYTIME I CLOSED MY EYES I FLOATED TO THE CELLING. we have never spoke of it again

    • @enzoerwin3464
      @enzoerwin3464 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      One of the best high stories I’ve ever heard lmao

    • @ninjireal
      @ninjireal 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Funniest shit

    • @fedz4205
      @fedz4205 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh, to get high for the first time again ): Nothing like your first…

  • @ChunkyLeeChong
    @ChunkyLeeChong ปีที่แล้ว +713

    Late to the party. I'm fuckin smoked out. Anyway, I got absolutely torched with my mother in October of 1997. Kind of a sad story. She was dying of cancer, and I was 13. We sat in her car, and she lit up a 4 gram blunt. One of my favorite moments.

    • @allanpena2204
      @allanpena2204 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      rip

    • @ChunkyLeeChong
      @ChunkyLeeChong ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@allanpena2204 Thank you. It's crazy how time gets away from us. Almost 25 years

    • @darriuscampbell1789
      @darriuscampbell1789 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ChunkyLeeChong aye the last time I saw my sis/cousin was Christmas all the older cousin went to smoke and one of our aunts went crazy I remember laughing all night with her that was Dec 24 2019 I wanna let you know your not alone rip mom and rip sis

    • @allanpena2204
      @allanpena2204 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ChunkyLeeChong she’s probably ripping a 4 gram cannon as we speak rip momma

    • @ChunkyLeeChong
      @ChunkyLeeChong ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@allanpena2204 Fuck yeah she is. Thanks dude 💯

  • @arthurspivey3587
    @arthurspivey3587 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    I haven't smoked any weed that had me so high I believe 420 minutes of anything fits into a video that's less than 12 minutes.

    • @WillieWeed
      @WillieWeed ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isn't one of the effects "change perception of time"?

    • @isabelleburdge4308
      @isabelleburdge4308 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shit it Don t?

    • @ArthurMorgan-_-
      @ArthurMorgan-_- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@WillieWeednah dude man shrooms & cid do that tho

    • @user-we6ee9mr8x
      @user-we6ee9mr8x 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂

    • @eugenef0zzy
      @eugenef0zzy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Trying to read this while high was crazy

  • @sarahharris9506
    @sarahharris9506 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    I smoked with my mother once a few years back. I'm a long term toker, her not so much. She got a major attack of the giggles and it was so damn funny I couldn't help it I got them too. Good times lol.😂😂

    • @williampool812
      @williampool812 ปีที่แล้ว

      Contact this legit plug with the name above ☝️ he got all kinds of psychedelic stuff he ship discreetly!

    • @tomf4087
      @tomf4087 ปีที่แล้ว

      Great. Fill my basket

    • @ikhsanikhsanikhsan
      @ikhsanikhsanikhsan ปีที่แล้ว

      Ouw

  • @Cheetahhh
    @Cheetahhh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    THAT LAST ONE WAS UNBELIEVABLE DUDE WHAAAAAAT

    • @ramN_bw
      @ramN_bw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wtf ru doing here lmao

    • @emilevangheem6165
      @emilevangheem6165 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo lmao

    • @nofacegeofrmdao2589
      @nofacegeofrmdao2589 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Facts 😂😂😂

    • @reececyeh4636
      @reececyeh4636 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      impeccable timing

    • @TheYmohamed
      @TheYmohamed ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Google like gotcha, now your fams back in UK can see watchu really been up to in Holland lmaooo

  • @giancarlocrumps7564
    @giancarlocrumps7564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Man when i started smoking weed the scariest part was going to buy it lol.

    • @alexromero6536
      @alexromero6536 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Buy it from a friend?? I'd be scared too buying it from a shady dealer

    • @TheVibePandaOfficial
      @TheVibePandaOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@alexromero6536 sometimes you have to be that friend

    • @zacmonarch4845
      @zacmonarch4845 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Or when you finally did get a steady dealer, they'd always leave you hanging for hours on end when they said a half hour

    • @scottd7222
      @scottd7222 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@zacmonarch4845 I'm omw hahaha you said that a half hour ago

    • @zacmonarch4845
      @zacmonarch4845 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheVibePandaOfficial he's saying it as the dealer..hahaha

  • @Nuggernaut
    @Nuggernaut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    If this video was 7 minutes long, it would be 420 seconds. Oh well, at least we get more weed jokes 😁

    • @christina4413
      @christina4413 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For those of us that noticed this; Methinks we skipped Wake and Bake along with 420 Smoke Session.

    • @stevengranados901
      @stevengranados901 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Also it would be 7 hrs if it was 420 minutes

    • @saraspivey1129
      @saraspivey1129 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@stevengranados901 Must’ve been high doing the math. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @stevengranados901
      @stevengranados901 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@saraspivey1129 I think u misspelled meth

    • @ashedaces
      @ashedaces ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christina4413 fr, let’s fix that

  • @hadderhs
    @hadderhs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    That last one was priceless!!! The guy and his wife were just like 😯😯 😂😂😂

    • @yvngeazy
      @yvngeazy ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂fr

    • @RuthJones_92
      @RuthJones_92 ปีที่แล้ว

      RIGHT ‼️😂😂

  • @Alfazri57
    @Alfazri57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I swear me and my friend developed telepathy when we first smoke weed, it's a wild ride, we can understand each other without communicating.

  • @jayreynoso9138
    @jayreynoso9138 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Lmao my brother and I smoked with our mom for the first time and she wanted to cook us food, so she pulled out the hamburger meat (still frozen) right haha, she put the cast iron skillet on the stove (without being on) adds the hamburger meat and is standing at the stove now moving it back and forth assuming she’s “cooking” so roughly a half hour 45 mins goes by we kept smoking and we went inside to check on her of course right, we tell her, Hey mom, whatcha cooking. Oh, hey kids I’m cooking some hamburger meat to make y’all lunch, now at this point we’re so high we’re trying not laugh or burst out into laughter keep in mind the meat was still frozen and the stove was still off, so we tell her hey ma you know the stoves been off for the last 45 mins of you “cooking” right but you been standing her for 45 mins now lmfao
    She started laughing so hard she couldn’t breath for anything 😂🤣
    But me and brother ending up cooking lunch for ourselves she was so high lmao

    • @johnnybgood2887
      @johnnybgood2887 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a beautiful story. Please share with us the final story about when y'all r sitting curbside on skidrow fighting over crack crumbs with one another lol. Cause we're all gonna be laughter (with you, not at you) at that story too ha ha ha

    • @NarutoHigh160
      @NarutoHigh160 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@johnnybgood2887 Are you always this anger addicted?

    • @goodmorning7358
      @goodmorning7358 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@johnnybgood2887 lmao this guy can't hang

    • @VeganWellnessTribe
      @VeganWellnessTribe ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@johnnybgood2887 that was so far out of left field.

    • @Thomas-cr2pt
      @Thomas-cr2pt ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@johnnybgood2887 why the negativity? Pod is pretty safe. Most people just have a laugh. Stop hating. start loving.

  • @Invertedxic
    @Invertedxic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Happy 4/20 Eve everyone 😂🔥🌿

    • @andrewmiller7671
      @andrewmiller7671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy 4:20 at 420!

    • @chrisw3421
      @chrisw3421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CHEERS!

    • @somedude5581
      @somedude5581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same to you, happy smoking to ya!

    • @angham3829
      @angham3829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Proverbs 4:20-21
      New King James Version
      20 My son, give attention to my words;
      Incline your ear to my sayings.
      21 Do not let them depart from your eyes;
      Keep them in the midst of your heart;

    • @anshkul.420
      @anshkul.420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always bro

  • @TheProgGuy
    @TheProgGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    Honestly, I'm surprised this wasn't just an 11 minutes and 44 second compilation of Pete Davidson

    • @VRtheFuture
      @VRtheFuture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      That would be called "420 minutes of weed doing jokes"

    • @xy-fb8jo
      @xy-fb8jo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Skete

    • @foy5051
      @foy5051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can probably get high from looking into his eyes

    • @VeganSemihCyprus33
      @VeganSemihCyprus33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ✌👉 The Connections (2021) [short documentary] 💖

    • @big_sk4ian424
      @big_sk4ian424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or ppl acting like weeds a hard drug or sum shit hate that

  • @Bs-fb5qf
    @Bs-fb5qf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Bro the owl joke had me dying 😂🤣

    • @moustachio334
      @moustachio334 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea I can’t listen to the rest after that one lol

    • @michaelwhyte6482
      @michaelwhyte6482 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It was a hoot

  • @MistaBallistic
    @MistaBallistic ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I remember my dad caught me smoking and the next day we smoked a joint together. And it’s been like that ever since 😂

  • @santeri311
    @santeri311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Jack just redefined caught in the act.

    • @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower-
      @GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that real, btw? Were him and his lads on google maps? mean they showed a screenshot, but it could've been mocked up.
      If it's for real, then 🤣

    • @Vulpiq
      @Vulpiq ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GorgeousRandyFlamethrower- No that doesnt look like Amsterdam at all, looks more like a British street

    • @znarz9503
      @znarz9503 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure that’s just some place in the UK. Definitly not Museumplein. Still funny though.

    • @Gabe94dotcom
      @Gabe94dotcom ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @SithCelia
    @SithCelia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Happy 420 to everyone out there! I got a goody bag from my bosses today with two joints and a gram of crumble, and some swag from our biggest customer. Such is life in a legal recreational town and the hippie capitol of the world. Merry Weedmas to all and to all a good high!

    • @angham3829
      @angham3829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Proverbs 4:20-21
      New King James Version
      20 My son, give attention to my words;
      Incline your ear to my sayings.
      21 Do not let them depart from your eyes;
      Keep them in the midst of your heart;

    • @foy5051
      @foy5051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      .....that's a good one😅

    • @ese21lildroopy
      @ese21lildroopy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this comment. That’s my new greeting Happy Weedmas.

    • @Josh-rn1em
      @Josh-rn1em 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We are so behind in Australia. It's coming in by pain specialists because opiates screwed a lot of people. They're old and don't understand it. I had to chat to him only about sativa and Indica. So now he gives flower and oil. Before only oil. Wonderful stuff. This is us. Hope we will get to legal recreation soon. I think fewer problems with alcohol .

    • @roningamingandentertainmen716
      @roningamingandentertainmen716 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is sick!

  • @totalspoof8344
    @totalspoof8344 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Back in the day i knew this guy who always had tons of pot. Me and my buddy took 400$ in paper food stamps(member those)from his mom and bought an ounce of pot with $200 in foodstamps,and used the rest to buy food. Great times.

  • @balthazarthefirst875
    @balthazarthefirst875 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    That owl story had me crashing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joedirtjr6299
    @joedirtjr6299 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    That was the quickest 420 minutes ever

    • @max.8063
      @max.8063 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣

    • @YetisanMMA
      @YetisanMMA 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thinking the same thing lol

    • @canyongoodings
      @canyongoodings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      am i high right now?

    • @manaholick221howard4
      @manaholick221howard4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Video said jk it’s 11

    • @bkr1895
      @bkr1895 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes it doobie like that

  • @devilsadvocate8094
    @devilsadvocate8094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    "Like 3 crips letting everyone know there's cops in the neighborhood" 😂😭😭

  • @frigmasterxd697
    @frigmasterxd697 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    My dad took edibles not long ago and we sat there and watched waterworld towards the end he asked me "how do you know when this is supposed to kick in" and at that point we had watched almost the entire movie while he ate basically an entire brick of cheese

    • @Gabe94dotcom
      @Gabe94dotcom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool

    • @cyrus01337
      @cyrus01337 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This should be in the video man, that's gold.

    • @Hellheart
      @Hellheart ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why would you have your dad watch one of the worst movies ever made during his first time getting high? I don't know you, or your old man, but him and I are both disappointed with you....

    • @mass_cular
      @mass_cular ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @Camroc37
      @Camroc37 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Brick o' cheese, classic cinema, basic dad night, what's to question?

  • @Mimi-cq4bg
    @Mimi-cq4bg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The Ric Flair joke just about killed me

  • @akishaparker7976
    @akishaparker7976 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I introduced my mom to weed, and now she is more of a pot head than I am.
    Weed has brought our family together. My mom now has a munchie section in the pantry and we just talk about random deep stuff or dance.
    I went to buy weed last week and the cashier is like “you just missed your mom”. It was the first time I had ever been in there, but clearly not hers😂

  • @1999worldjacob
    @1999worldjacob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I hope everyone had a lit 420. Mine was wild af and so much chaos went down

    • @stephenivavages4605
      @stephenivavages4605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      McDonald's was popping for sure. I seen't it!

    • @rafaelgonzalez987
      @rafaelgonzalez987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everywhere was packed especially places to eat and the smoke shops too 😂 the day before was crazier lmao

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stephenivavages4605 you get a mcchicken small fries and a drink for $4.20 where I'm from

    • @KRAWofficial
      @KRAWofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't have any weed

    • @BadTV1993
      @BadTV1993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@KRAWofficial awww man! that sounds terrible hope you made up for it lol

  • @travisbingham5678
    @travisbingham5678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Wasn’t my mom but I got my grandma to smoke weed for her very first time at the age of 75. She’s now 86. Now every so often when I go visit her, if she happens to see me smoking it she will ask to hit it. But as for going out her way to ask if I have some she won’t just only if she sees me doing it. It’s hilarious cause my mom thinks it’s the most hilarious thing in the world to see her mom get high.

  • @NerakGreen
    @NerakGreen ปีที่แล้ว +180

    When I was a teen, my mama found my single gram of pot in an earring baggie and flushed it right in front of me. Today I’m like, “Mama, can I leave this preroll next to my tampons in here? It ain’t open.” It’s so crazy to me when I come in legally stoned and mama’s just like, yeah whatever about it. That never gets old for me.
    I say to daddy, “Sorry, I’m high.” He says, “When I was ur age, we’d smoke a pound a weekend. It was only one joint.” I bout fell on the floor cause daddy’s the good one. I’d expect that from mama. She a bad mamma jamma, but daddy? That was wild

    • @werdle92
      @werdle92 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When I smoke with my dad, i always joke: "Remember when you grounded me for smoking this? lol. now we are smoking before every thanksgiving dinner" Time is weird.

    • @Diego-ck2pn
      @Diego-ck2pn ปีที่แล้ว +8

      did you type this high too b"

    • @trexbait895
      @trexbait895 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ngl people who call their father daddy as an adult r weird

    • @Beanboozled28
      @Beanboozled28 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@trexbait895it’s a cultural thing. I hear it all the time.

    • @appleseedgames6934
      @appleseedgames6934 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@trexbait895 "She a bad mamma jamma, but daddy? That was wild" XD this is the funniest shit I've ever heard

  • @Neo-zi3kg
    @Neo-zi3kg ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Dave is so much better than everyone it’s insane.

    • @kentneumann5209
      @kentneumann5209 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's relatable, he's real, and he puts you right there, looking through his eyes, in the least amount of words possible.

  • @310grease
    @310grease 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You trying to get a sack" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RemnantCult
    @RemnantCult 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I can't smoke, but hope everyone partaking has a fun and chill day. Go for a walk and enjoy life.

    • @dw2367
      @dw2367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get some of that good tincture, or edibles. The trend is away from smoking anymore; and you can tailor-make your experience with the help of a good shop-tender.

  • @caissonbozeman4105
    @caissonbozeman4105 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Me and my dad smoked together for the first time while we were on vacation for a car show. Best weekend ever

  • @whatbroicanhave50character35
    @whatbroicanhave50character35 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    My dad started smoking pot in the 80s, never let on to us kids he smoked when we were growing up. He quit for an ex-wife around 2013. He was still smoking straight brown ass grass when he quit. Trust me, i took some and it was awful. He got back into it after several years and jumped straight to buying dispensary pot. For a couple years he was tapping out after just a couple hits. I was already an adult at this point but the wife was still insistent on him not smoking with his kids. Fast forward some more and she finally starts smoking. I move back home and she's cool about it now so I give my dad a tiny tiny piece of a 100mg chocolate bar. Like 1/4 of a single 1/20 piece of the bar. Couldnt have been more than 1-2mg of thc. The guy was fucking cooked. I've never ever seen anybody react to small amounts of pot like he does. He's got a girlfriend now that's built his tolerance though, he can actually share most of a joint now. I've given him small dabs a couple times, and a couple oopsie dabs where I just handed him my nectar collector and a gram of shatter. Spewed a cloud of smoke that made _me_ nervous. He seems to big a big fan of hash right now, just one or two puffs lmao

    • @TheNocturnalLogician
      @TheNocturnalLogician ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is his girlfriend's name Maryjane? 🤭

    • @nigglesnort1479
      @nigglesnort1479 ปีที่แล้ว

      the first time i got high was from my friends cart and it was a small hit but that hit like a truck man. 3 minutes into our walk i ask "are we floating"

    • @messijr5145
      @messijr5145 ปีที่แล้ว

      For a couple of years…….tapping out. Cmon Breh talking out your ass

  • @joshythehand2960
    @joshythehand2960 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    My parents were the 60s. They would literally hitchhike down to San Francisco and watch the dead and Santana give free shows Ashbury park. Needless to say.. weed was no big deal at our house. It was seen no different than having a glass of wine before dinner.

    • @urmomishot674
      @urmomishot674 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh how I wish my parents where like that

    • @Gabe94dotcom
      @Gabe94dotcom ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool

  • @AleinWonderland
    @AleinWonderland ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My mom had never gotten high ever. She ended up trying weed with my best friend and I was asleep upstairs and they decided after smoking to jump on the trampoline for like 30 minutes. My mom was in her late 50s this is iconic and I’m so sad I missed it.😂😂😂😂

  • @aprylvanryn5898
    @aprylvanryn5898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "These two were like Rick Flair in a cave"
    I think i swallowed my tongue on that one. OMG

  • @MariaBareiss
    @MariaBareiss ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When my cousin took our Grandma to the dispensary in Las Vegas, she yelled across the room, "GRANDMA, DO YOU WANT TO USE ALL YOUR POINTS?" and that's how we knew that grandma loved the edibles and knew more than she was letting on! She was in her late 80's when the legal stores opened. I remember her being very inquisitive about my own medical use the last time we visited (she was 91 when she died last year). Grandma was funny on gummies, I'm told! Wish it had been legal earlier.
    Most people trying cannabis for the first time (or a new way, or first time in a long time) might want to consider cannabis guides, or cannabis coaches, or a circle of trusted friends, or we will keep hearing about calls to emergency dispatchers from people who are (er, who think they are) forgetting to to breathe.

  • @imaniw1075
    @imaniw1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Loving the last story 😂😂 now Ive gotta find his special lol

  • @BigThumpSC
    @BigThumpSC ปีที่แล้ว +11

    White dude with the Owl joke is funny as hell. Great joke bro😂!

  • @Bobbyberta284
    @Bobbyberta284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Back in the day when the most dangerous part about was getting caught with it 😂

  • @ricktherrien8235
    @ricktherrien8235 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “Ohhh that’s where that poetry is coming from!!” Lol

  • @stayhappylittlemermaid
    @stayhappylittlemermaid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Each day is a new beginning.

  • @liamjohnstone1062
    @liamjohnstone1062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ric Flair in a cave 😂😂 god bless you Bert Kreischer

  • @dustinjenney9736
    @dustinjenney9736 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Tom Seguras story is spot on, amazing journeys just to get a 8th of weed before legalization 😅

  • @kushsmoke9170
    @kushsmoke9170 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “U TRYNA GET A SACKKK” is hella fucken accurate

  • @Invertedxic
    @Invertedxic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Happy Weeaster Y'all 🌿🔥👌

  • @johnnymolten7689
    @johnnymolten7689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Just had my 420 booster hit

  • @imchris5000
    @imchris5000 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    420 minutes of weed jokes would be the ultimate 4/20 live special

  • @samanthagreen8054
    @samanthagreen8054 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The last two jokes about The Owl and Taking a Suck.......PERFECT! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😙🤗

  • @douglassmithe9799
    @douglassmithe9799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That last one took an unexpected turn

  • @survivallife7401
    @survivallife7401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Weed makes me so relaxed and really helps with my degenerate spinal disease. I have had three operations on my back and I’m in so much pain, BUT the damned doctors in the hospital have made me out to be a drug addict and it’s all over in MYCHART even though it’s legal medically in my state. It’s bullshit they made me out to be a druggy and won’t even give me any medication for pain when my back completely goes out but just focus on my weed consumption.

    • @jbmp1390
      @jbmp1390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuck them, get you some Kratom if you need some extra pain relief on top of the herb. Much safer than pharmaceutical opiates and it's a great pain reliever especially when mixed with weed.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I absolutely feel you. I have Metastatic Melanoma stage IV.
      They make zero effort to get my pain under control because someone accused me of being too tolerant.
      Not my fault, they just don't work.
      They ruin your Quality of care and believe me, once you are labeled it is impossible to get it off your chart.

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am sorry you too are suffering 😔

    • @misterb1132
      @misterb1132 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just keep staying away from the pills.

    • @sashahazenberg4107
      @sashahazenberg4107 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything is energy, try listening to frequencies on TH-cam. You are more than you think you are.

  • @imtheboss1826
    @imtheboss1826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I smoked with my kids when they were teenagers. I knew I couldn't prevent them from smoking. So, I realized I could reap the benefits without buying the weed myself. (Sneaky on my part). They still haven't figured it out. And 2 out of 3 are pretty smart. The other one is well, what can I say. I blame him on my husband's genes.
    My mom started smoking at 83 and died very happy. All true! 😶

    • @kaykayheri
      @kaykayheri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      W

    • @timothy3610
      @timothy3610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I smoked with my mom when I was a teenager , we used to float around in the pool smoking and soaking lol 😆now I'm 32 and I still smoke with them on occasion

    • @tec7648
      @tec7648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Terrible parenting

    • @kaykayheri
      @kaykayheri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tec7648 W parenting + ratio

    • @ak-jxrdy-7
      @ak-jxrdy-7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great story, do you still smoke now?

  • @Charles_Kiarie.
    @Charles_Kiarie. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I swear,420 comedians are the best creations on earth😂

  • @tonypeppercorn3818
    @tonypeppercorn3818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Uploader was too high to notice this is only 11 minutes

  • @gatorscoops
    @gatorscoops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    i don't think this is 420 minutes. but I'm way too high to math right now. ✌️😎❤

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@borrago this is also wrong

    • @gatorscoops
      @gatorscoops 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@borrago nannew nannew!

    • @leandroagonzalez3
      @leandroagonzalez3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm well there is only 60 minutes in 1 hour and the video isn't an hour long.

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leandroagonzalez3 why’d you say “hmm well” like you were correcting somebody? Everyone knows there’s 60 minutes in an hour, and nobody disagreed with OP. Useless comment. Shouldn’t you be gardening or smuggling drugs with that username?

    • @leandroagonzalez3
      @leandroagonzalez3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@themostdiabolicalhater5986 lmao loser, you have attention now, you're welcome

  • @lowiqplays4944
    @lowiqplays4944 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Smoked wit my pops, he’s bed ridden, but we puffed and it’s easier to put a smile on his face as he’s a no nonsense character.

  • @Aarminmusic
    @Aarminmusic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I smoked with my parents first time when i was about 16-17 and they where mid 40's. my dad is sadly no longer with us, but i often make tee from it to my mom so she can relax, still hits her hard tho where she is crying of laughter for nothing, it makes me so happy to see her smile and laugh even after all downfalls they had

  • @officialdropnation
    @officialdropnation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    happy 420 💚

  • @oweeman_tib8256
    @oweeman_tib8256 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I didn’t think the last guy was that funny but he grew on me and that story was hilarious

  • @supermegaawesomeultragal7820
    @supermegaawesomeultragal7820 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Ric Flair joke had me GIGGLING TOO HARD!!!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I CRIED!!!

  • @nickmale4167
    @nickmale4167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The compilation this world needed

  • @RichardCranium11030
    @RichardCranium11030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If you play it on loop 36 times it equals 420 minutes (422 minutes and 24 seconds exactly)

  • @Smokinaces321
    @Smokinaces321 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Imagine if alcohol and big pharma meds were banned and everyone was taught early in school all the benefits of using cannabis...

    • @ninasky1322
      @ninasky1322 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be an awesome world to live. In 🥰

    • @misterb1132
      @misterb1132 ปีที่แล้ว

      The country would be a lot better off. Alcohol has destroyed so may families......going back generations.

  • @DreamSurferRelaxation
    @DreamSurferRelaxation ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I pray that whatever is hurting you or whatever you are constantly stressing about gets better. May the dark thoughts, the overthinking, and the doubt exit your mind may clarity replace confusion. And may peace and calmness fill your life.

  • @sheluvvjay_
    @sheluvvjay_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:44 this is funny cuz I just starting writing poetry 🤣😭😭

  • @jds2099
    @jds2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Happy 420 all y'all have a good one keep burning

  • @stoplookingatmeplease1230
    @stoplookingatmeplease1230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Eric Andre Killed it 😂

  • @Nothingbutnet9
    @Nothingbutnet9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Seeing Dave smoke a vape like a Newport is the most awkward thing ever

  • @dpmuddasucka4495
    @dpmuddasucka4495 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That owl joke was probably the best one 😂😂😂😂

  • @tiffanyw6216
    @tiffanyw6216 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The first time I got my best friend to smoke with me, we hotboxed my grandparents camper and she had to use the little compact toilet that comes in a pop up and I just remember her squatted on this little thing cackling and asking me to “hand her a loaf” took me 20 min. Between giggles to figure out she meant the roll of toilet paper 😂😂😂

  • @Titoshb
    @Titoshb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That last one is unreal 😄

  • @faheem-wani
    @faheem-wani ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Can we all appreciate the fact that this video is exactly 420 minutes long?

  • @ufchighlights1
    @ufchighlights1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One time I had some fire weed that made you paranoid and me and my friends were smoking at the neighborhood park when one of our neighbors came over (he was a cool dad and acting all confident because we were in highschool) he walked up started talking to us, told us his wife was out of town for work, just hanging out with us, then goes- let me hit that, and he proceeds to aggressively hit the blunt and I was like oooh that’s not a smart idea, gotta slow smoke this 😂 anyways 10mins later he gets super high and goes, IS THAT MY WIFE? Then goes oh no she’s out of town, alright I gotta go home and just left. I assumed he went home, went into the bathroom and stared at himself for an hour 😂 the weed was good.

  • @markeith50
    @markeith50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Google Maps photo was funny af!!!

  • @uth1585
    @uth1585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nah that last one was gold😂😂

  • @Jojahn
    @Jojahn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Bet Tom's gunna feel really cool being part of this compilation #cool guy guitar riff#

    • @mr.thung12
      @mr.thung12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tom absolutely loves 420

  • @terriladow4009
    @terriladow4009 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My parents decided to try weed about 25 yrs ago. They got really stoned, ate & when they went to bed my mom was laughing so hard and she crapped her pj's!!!! Thank God I wasn't there!!!!!

  • @patrickphilip777
    @patrickphilip777 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    many weed jokes are cringe but so many are gold because it can be soooo relatable. God bless all the lovely stoners in the comments.

  • @Runitupnic925
    @Runitupnic925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Happy 420 🔥🔥🔥🌲🌲🌲

  • @isaacgeier6158
    @isaacgeier6158 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Damn Netflix was so high when they posted this video they forgot the other 410+ mins of jokes.

    • @FirstWeFade
      @FirstWeFade หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe it’s weed time.

  • @edgargonzalez1268
    @edgargonzalez1268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:29 yu gotta have confidence in yourself to stand infront of a couple hundred people with no shirt on

    • @kristykarpovich3675
      @kristykarpovich3675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's the dude's whole bit, every special he has his shirt off, it's fucking gr8

    • @misterb1132
      @misterb1132 ปีที่แล้ว

      Especially with a body like that. I give him credit.

  • @lewiakk5844
    @lewiakk5844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Tommy buns wouldn’t like being part of this compilation

  • @RD-jr8nv
    @RD-jr8nv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    These were pretty funny and there was Bert too

  • @EPJean2k
    @EPJean2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last guy has the best build up storie to a photo in all human history

  • @alanapril4643
    @alanapril4643 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My uncle gave my father a joint. My father is a school teacher and one day before he taught a class, he decided to smoke that joint. He laughed uncontrollably while teaching that class. My uncle told me that he did not expect him to smoke that joint before teaching a class. lol 🤣

  • @shyguy_4
    @shyguy_4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    did bert kreisher really call 20mg “a lot of weed”? that’s dam near a microdose 😂

    • @hypocrite4318
      @hypocrite4318 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      on me bro i was like thats it. but then again my friends be getting fucked up off 10 while I need at least 100 rip

    • @cookiemorecookie4204
      @cookiemorecookie4204 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      20mg would FLOOR me

    • @canucanoe2861
      @canucanoe2861 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      20mg of thc in edible form is plenty for a non-weed person.

    • @vintage_peace
      @vintage_peace ปีที่แล้ว

      sucks in cali you cant get anything over 100mg…

    • @hypocrite4318
      @hypocrite4318 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vintage_peace nah bro what you talking about, I’m born and raised in socal you can get 1000mg in a single gummy

  • @timothyaldrich83
    @timothyaldrich83 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Tom got it perfectly

  • @kawaiibratchan
    @kawaiibratchan ปีที่แล้ว

    "Owl-bert" 😭😭😭
    Such a gem 🥹💖💖

  • @dylandiscworld
    @dylandiscworld 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “that’s where that poetry’s coming from” lmfao

  • @gwen8859
    @gwen8859 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I finally stopped denying to my mom about me smoking weed. Offered her a joint. She put it in her drawer. A ‘few’ weeks later I ran out of weed she hadn’t smoked it so I had to ask her to give it back. She did 😝

  • @stardustglints4538
    @stardustglints4538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The last guy wasn’t good but the rest was hilarious 🤣 stay safe everyone Happy 4/20 🌱🌳🍃🌵🎄

    • @VRtheFuture
      @VRtheFuture 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saved by Google maps

    • @je1001
      @je1001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was brilliant!!!!

    • @angham3829
      @angham3829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Proverbs 4:20-21
      20 My son, give attention to my words;
      Incline your ear to my sayings.
      21 Do not let them depart from your eyes;
      Keep them in the midst of your heart;

    • @brekerickson9664
      @brekerickson9664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought he was great

    • @stardustglints4538
      @stardustglints4538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@brekerickson9664 too each they own he just seemed like a bit of a posser weedy puff

  • @mikesmoore16
    @mikesmoore16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lol the stand alone trailer part, reminds me of the Homie Bean I used to pick up from. Literally had his trailer one time like in the industrial warehouses and you would round the corner and his trailer would just be there. Remember taking my friends there once and the dude started to freak out before I even got out the car to go get like I was sending him.

  • @Youtubesubverts1rstamendment
    @Youtubesubverts1rstamendment ปีที่แล้ว

    Buying weed back in the day was an adventure in itself.
    damn Canadian bud.

  • @badazz2969
    @badazz2969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Holy shit I was rolling at the owl skit

  • @Raper_of_Trolls
    @Raper_of_Trolls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I work in the legal industry and many of the younger people i work with don't know what brick weed is. Good for them.

    • @vinniez2188
      @vinniez2188 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man some of them were so compressed and hard we used a screwdriver and a hammer to break up a brick.

    • @Raper_of_Trolls
      @Raper_of_Trolls ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vinniez2188 bro literally, like trying to get two stuck Legos apart. You couldn't break that ish up with your hands if you tried lol.

  • @phishmastermike
    @phishmastermike ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The last 2 was so funny. Not sure who they are but they damn owl story had me for sure. Omg I was dying

  • @jacksonmarley3093
    @jacksonmarley3093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I smoked weed with my mom for Christmas one year. She called Die Hard "not a Christmas movie" and feel asleep on the couch