Sean Patton Will Let His Dog Name Itself
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 เม.ย. 2019
- Sean Patton imagines letting a dog choose its own name, develops a new twist on an Irish goodbye and wonders why a nurse compared him to RoboCop. (Contains strong language.)
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5:51
"How many people have never been tested for an STD?"
*singular clap*
I DIED
@Jack MeHoff haha clever, i get it. because they said they died. good one
Him widening his eyes immediately after was the best part.
Probably one of the best crowd responses there could have possibly been for it
One person clapped, everyone else had the clap
I'm more familiar with the Italian goodbye where you reserve the last 3 hours of the event for hugging and kissing everyone you've ever met in your life.
Hmm an sounding like a bitch..
At least its better than the french goodbye where you just grope peoples junk before you leave
Chris Meino little unnecessary
@@Ben-rz9cf ahh my favorite
Lovely
Yes, the dog naming bit was definitely the most relevant part of this clip, and therefore the part to base the title on.
Right?! Tf is good with that
You have no right To make me laugh this hard, damn you
Robocop busting his robonut probably wasn’t as catchy
Nice pfp
Shoulda been called "Robonutz"
His Jamaican accent turned into an Irish accent pretty quick XD
my Jamaican sounds Irish too
I can hear a lil Irish in everyJamaican. The Brits sent a lot of them to Jamaica.
Haha it did! I've tried to hold a Jamaican accent, but can never get as far as Sean did. Desus & Mero are pros though. Probably helps that Desus is Jamaican
I'm Jamaican and I can confirm his accent was terrible
@@ajadeleye4970 Desus has a terrible Jamaican accent
Jamaican Robocop needs to be made.
I'm thinking Terminator both just as good
grindcoremaniac lobocop
He shoulda hit em with the BOMBACLATT😭😭
"Why do me robo-human penis burn?"
Awesome name for a reggae band
Sean’s sets NEVER go in a direction I would ever guess. He always go’s so left field it’s amazing. A whole hour special would be insanely entertaining.
I was rolling in pain from how much I was laughing from that Jamaican Robo-Cop.
Same here and I’m getting over just being sick so, laughing sends me into coughing but, it was worth it. Very funny.
i wanted to laugh even more loudly and violently, but it was physically impossible. Loved the robocop bit.
I was the exact same lmfao had me worried I was gone wake up the whole house
He wrote a whole script for a movie
I had a cat named pizza. And when she ran away we had to call her and the neighbors were dying in laughter.
Did you find her?
I had a cat named Goblin, and I must've looked extra crazy when I was trying to get her to come back to my apartment. Holding the door open screaming: GOBLIN!!
That sounds like a beautiful moment, tbh. 😂 I think Goblin is a great name!
If you ever get another cat, name it Goblin, and get a Goblin Slayer helmet.
Scottish people are the Jamaicans of Europe
Twilight Gardens presentations are New Orleans people the Scottish people of America
The Jamaican accent came from the 100's of years of being enslaved with Irish people. It's a mixture of african english accent with gaelic.
@@DvDPlaya Holy crap that totally makes sense, I hear it now. Thanks for pointing that out, I'm gonna check out that history....
Dont put Jamaica and new orleans on the same level as Scottland
@@HoodRatBass Yeah, you monster!!
"Me robooocob me so horrrny all tha damn tymeee"
this guy is my new favorite comedian where is his netflix special
On netflix
I was just about to post this
OHHHH CUMIN!!!!!
It's pronounced cumin! Say it right!
queuemen
$3000 for that apartment?!
Crz Xm what you got in that apartment?! Portugal?!
@@shiestysean is that where gluten goes when it's free?
Some of his jokes are so sneaky, he’s great
Omfg....."I've got to bust me Robo-nut". Glorious.
He feels like Tom Segura's alcoholic brother.
i wouldn’t know, haven’t been close enough to touch him
@@treefiddytwoo yeh, you wanna touch him don't ya?
Hes MUCH funnier than Segura
@@evergreenrider word
How do you know what Tom Segura’s alcoholic brother feels like?
where I'm from irish goodbye means quitting your job by never showing up again
Oh I know where you're from. You're from a place where a dude just like you misunderstands an expression.
@@barreldreamz7852 no, its just what that means here
@@chadchill2277 have you heard 3 different people use it in the same context? are you younger than 21?
@@thehaggardhawk9419 yes I have and no I'm not
@@chadchill2277 what is wrong with people doubting you without a reason hahah, i mean the meanings are pretty similar so i could easy believe that it exists
Let it choose its name. What am I, a slave owner?
omg I'm dead
One of the most creative sets I've ever seen. This guy is the real deal!
Oh I do the "Ninja Smoke bomb" all the time when Im drunk:
Drinking way too much, goes for a smoke, brain shuts down, body gets me home.
I can't wait till this guy gets his own Netflix special
Right
Sean Patton always reminds me of my overly-aggressive brother still dealing with childhood issues, but like, a good percentage funnier. We're not talking multiples here, but an appreciable difference, ya know?
Never thought id say this but "no me no use no condom, me robocob" is gonna be used EVERY DAY NOW
I Irish goodbyed my girlfriend 3 years ago.
My dad Irish goodbyed me 18 years ago
I like the California hello, when you walk in on your phone without saying hi to anyone and then leaving when being there is out of style
ive Irish goodbyes a lot of my mates. didnt know it was a thing
Uses mates... Doesn't know what an Irish goodbye is.....
You're either historically bigoted, Australian, or a poser
"Scottish hello". Funniest comment, no one addressed.
'Because you have to fight for your freedom'. Yeh I feel that went over everyone's heads
"Blow the horn of Mordoria!" 📯
Man the audience is dead
Not really, his material was meh
Both are correct.
It was pretty lame
This was gold yall just dry asf
did we watch the same video? The one with the cackling woman and fully engaged audience?
Just found this guy three days ago, and wow, funny dude. He really knows how to keep the pace, cracks me up every time
.. and I'll say it again.. You Fkn Rock Sean!!!!! Thanks for me laughter 2nite!!
11:49 the robo cop bit had me dying
This dude is always reliable when I need a good laugh.
Girl in the audience with the blue hair = cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
I've Irish goodbyed constantly when i lived in queens
Shit i aint even know i was posed to say goodbye i always juss left since a jit
@cloverleafsippa713 hope some pussy finds you my friend
Who me tink me is? Me?!
Love this. Is it possible she was thinking of terminator? "I'm back"...
Lia Bruna lol maybe lol now that you say that it makes more sense
Wouldn't have been funny then. Everyone's done a Schwarzenegger bit before
I always love this guys acts!
The Jamaican Robocop but was the essence of why I love comedy. Sean Patton is the gawd.
Not gon lie, his Jamaican Robocop voice pretty ight, I believe it
I was not expecting that Robo Cop bit LOL!!
0:45
Right in the middle. No words
Sean Patton is the shit, fucking love that guy
I started laughing so hard I sounded like Jamaican Robocops guns
1:17 I always look around in back alleys and whatnot whenever I’m wandering in hopes I stumble upon a stray dog that becomes my new best friend. Also, Sean Patton is extremely underrated
When he said "Again?" after the Backdoor Betty bit and the crowd just gives the saddest groan like they just want to give this hypothetical bitch a hug.
11:54 YOOOOO THAT ACCENT IS SO GOOOOD. HE SOUNDS LIKE MY UNCLE
So funny! All his stuff is hilarious, the bit he does about surgeons listening to Korn while performing surgery is classic.
Watch his facial expression from 5:57 to 5:58 it’s hilarious
Tame Racc that was my favorite part, made me laugh so hard. Fucking love Sean Patton!!
I love this dude so much
ME NEED TO BUSS ME ROBO NUT!!
Great set! 🤙
this guy is my new favorite comedian
5:17 the girl with the blue hair is laughing because it's probably happened to her before lmao
That was a girl? I thought that was, uh, a fuckin' dolphin.
That was F'n awesome!
Yup, thats right where back door Bettie took me. They’re my BEST Canadian memories.
The Jamaican Robocop bit is way better than I could have anticipated
I LOVE THIS!
Holy shit...this guy is always hilarious
killa!!! luv it!!!
I loved this one 🤣 his Jamaican joke was funny asf
The blue hair chick and her laugh, LMFAO
The single clap got me
Oh my god Sean Patton doing Jamaican RoboCop is the funniest thing in the world!!!
My Belgian Shepherd's name is Kevin and he LOVES it. "Come and EAT, Kevin" and he comes running. He's bilingual also. ❤
1:40 im that person😂😅
"Disease Detected" 😂😂😂
he sounds like a tusken from star wars with his dog bark 🤣 😂
this man is amazing
Bro, why does your Jamaican sound Irish>?> 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
12:04 He said it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
love sean
I’ve woke up to texts the next day after a Irish goodbye
They lady with the blue hair to the left of the stage is either blowed out of this fucking existence or has an amazing sense of humor 😂
that women's testing bit felt weirdly hedberg-y, love it
This guy is hilarious hands down
God i love patton
Damn he's good! Lmfao! 😂😂😂
Penguinz0 in the crowd😂
SEAN PATTON is a genius ! I hope he does find his Dog friend in the woods. 💜🐶
There is a fourth robocop. Its aptly named....Robocop
Sean Patton is definitely my favorite comedian
He's amazing!😂 love him
i love this guy😆
Low key Sean is a hundo percent on coke for this set
I really wish I knew why the Jamaican nurse thought he was robocop.
operative word "twice"... I'm going to have ask for your I.D. little KK!
That robocop joke lmao
robonut killed me
Oh my gosh. I just realized that some dog barks sound like “Ralph” so that must be where the name came from
This guy is fcn great 😂😂😂👌🏽
RoboCop 4: The RoboNut was fire
Reminds me of the Letterkenny Leave
I Irish goodbye'd my friends on new years eve lmao, didn't know there was a name for it until this video. I just stood up and left without saying a word because I was so fucked up.
That one clap got me
bro this guy is way to funny
Bumboclaaat 😂😂😂😂 wah happen to yuh Patton, lawd have mercy 😫😫🇯🇲🇯🇲
Bra bra bra bra bra bra bra! Me bust me robonut! 🤖
Bro just wrote a whole script for a movie
Bro that Jamaican accent killed me
I LOST MY SHIT WITH THAT SINGLE CLAP SJSHSJSJSBSNSN
Good shit
He sounds like billy when he was screaming DESTROY US ALL😭