“I’m a Scorpio, You Don’t Know Me!” - Get to Know Sean Patton in Eight Jokes

Get to know Sean Patton in Eight Jokes about being from Louisiana, getting tested for STDs, and why he could never be a surgeon.
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[@SunMoonRising777]

Taxidermied three way 😂

[@snicky58]

"Knives only" 😂

[@SunMoonRising777]

The south is weird. I freakin love it. 😂

[@ajfit365movinkilos3]

The south has speed dating during a family reunion 🤣but has the nerve talking about the rest of America 🤣😂

[@piramaniak]

One of the best comics out there

[@jedipat204]

Real life Quagmire haha

[@Ta50443]

New Orleanian Here!☝🏼

[@1feloniouspunk]

And this isn't even all his best. There are much more equally good bits. Geeneeoose!

[@user-le7et3eh1s]

Awesome stuff 😂

[@trombone_pasha]

I love his comedy very much

[@nicollokhumalo2826]

King of prison 😂😂😂

[@awarnesscarelessbn]

Too funny! lol

[@RosieMilann]

😂😂😂😂

[@trustraub076]

He's hilarious! 😂😂❤

[@angelamillard6418]

❤

[@ricopodcast]

Comedy Central will always be the number one spot for comedy, world freaking wide

[@g0merkyle]

I wasn't aware they were the number one spot ever really... HBO was the king of stand-up productions for decades, and then Netflix became the big box brand of boring and bad jokes, while Comedy Central has remained third string (at best 2nd) for a long while. The damn opening to this compilation is on par with a Samantha Bee line. I have a hard time believing this putz grew up in NOLA, or even anywhere in the Delta really. I think he might've been born in MS, and then adopted by some flaming Rednecks, hence his hatred of flamboyant rednecks. 🌈

[@jenniferbond2323]

Oh he changed his teeth 😢 They were so cute before! 😁☹️

[@noelhutchins7366]

30 seconds in I realize he's 300 IQ

[@Hamletstwin]

Is Sean related to Robert Z'Dar?

[@thENDweDIE]

"When you go white, you stay tight..."
NerdDork Nation

[@bubz3t136]

Meh.

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

You sound like you’re from the south

[@bubz3t136]

@@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 I'm from England. This Sean guy is from the South.

[@thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986]

@@bubz3t136 oh.. you’re definitely from the south. Lol smh

[@EyeHeytEwe]

You mean to tell me that within the past 2 years y'all haven't bought any new Sean Patton material? First three clips this MF had 3 different looks.

[@LeeloolinkaStudios]

Boston needs more butchers. Lame.