Will Weldon - The Worst Second Date Ever - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ม.ค. 2015
- Will Weldon slowly discovers that he is on a date with a frighteningly unstable person.
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You guys need to make podcast
you can see shaggy in the backround
Love this comedian
@@KillaKidRich66 l
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It's nice to hear that my ex is dating again.
SGTSnakeUSMC Eh not really good for the people she’s dating though
Same!!! 🤦🏽♂️
LOL!
No that's my mom
@Sean Jones how many people did this chick traumatize?
His first mistake was letting her leave something in his apartment. Always have the ability to stand up and walk away.
word²
Right, knowing he was still connected to her with the purse situation honestly stressed ME out. I can't stand chicks like this. Guys got more patience than I do. I'd have walked out on her first sign of psycho. I've seen and lived the signs.
Major facts!
Second dates are where you start to trust people. He made that mistake lol
That’s a Costanza move right out of Seinfeld.
"She runs off into the night like the world's shittiest mystical creature."
😂😂😂
Loved that!
When she said" It's really rude to not answer my phone call"
He should've said "Are you calling me a bitch?!"
Under appreciated comment
My exact thought
He shoulda!
For 2 years every time me and my girlfriend are fighting I say “you owe me a major apology” 😂
That usually ends the argument right there and we start laughing! The this video was a gift to my relationship!
Nice! 😂
😂😂
L♡ve it!
Memes fix everything
Lmao nicely done
"which means she had the world's most polite abusive fiance" lmao
Meagan f "Time for a wolloping madam"
For all the haters against this guy - the woman just had contradicted herself right the moment she said "no one has ever spoken to me like that! " that just shows the whole "I was abused" story was just that - a fake story she invented to play a victim. Also no woman in her right mind ever asks anyone - or suggests - marriage the first or the second date. That's a red flag. She'd probably the abusing party in this one...This guy is saying - in a joke , which I, surprisingly enough, as a woman, I find funny - this woman had given him some bad vibes "Omg , this woman is manipulative, this woman is so obsessed with perfect life, I need you to get away from me". This is the only way a guy would ever be able to tell his crazy story about a woman who was an abusive psychopath and not being laughed at...The irony of this is that everyone is laughing at the story because the show clearly tries to convey how dark stories can be turned into comedy.
@@Princessshamanarta it probably did happen she probably just mentally ill where even a small angered tone makes her think someone's screaming
So
FAT
she was trying to use that as foreplay but he does not know how to handle a crazy like her
"My purse is at your place." Interesting choice to leave that item behind when you go out.
its a thing we do. i call it 'pussy for a plate'
@@lauralil6886 i call it "prostitution".
Laura You sound like a smart, strong, independent woman.
@@Gr8Layks fuck independence. i like free shit.
@Laura
The fact that people are upvoting your replies makes me further lose hope in society and more so women altogether.
I’d love to hear the version she told her friends 🙂
😂😂😂
Am i the only one who is really hoping that woman saw this video
She's watching the video right now for the 1,583rd time.
Sad thing is, she'd just see herself as even more victimized and deserving of support and sympathy
She keeps watching and saying "YOU OWE ME AN APOLOGY!"
@@orenrob1914 haha you're right! and as I scrolled through the comments, some people actually fell for it. But you never see "I feel bad for the guy who beats his wife or girlfriend because he doesn't have the emotional maturity to deal with his anger." -said NO ONE!
True but you know comics make these stories up when they write they’re act. It’s called an act for a reason. Some comics pretend to be married just becausethey have a family friendly act and stuff
he put his phone on silent because he was on a date, he's a keeper!
@Kaitlin Oetting You typed out MLP, ew.
All yall are pathetic... PATHETIC!!! YOU OWE EACH OTHER MAJOR APOLOGIIIIEEEESSSS
@pretty 😂😂😂😂
I got asshole vibes through out all the intro so I'd say nah.
I keep mine on vibrate
This dude had a second date with Meegan.
lol
😆😆😆
OMG I'm SO glad someone else thought this
BUT YOUR JACKET THO
@@zekegohard43 🤣😂
“No reason…”
-Bill Burr
"Talking about hitting women, sweetheart!!!!!"
I can name 8reasons right off the top of my head.....
Bill burr
“TIME FOR A WALLOPING MADAM”
That was the only giggle moment.
@@MimiYouyu If that's the only moment you laughed you have a shit sense of humor, this guy is gold
I don't usually laugh at domestic abuse but 😂 that made me spit out my tea
@@geovaniraffaelli4508 some people don't laugh out loud very often because we find these things funny just don't laugh out loud
Sounds like she was the abusive fiancé
I dated someone like this for about a month. She was terrible, stole money from me, threatened me. I finally got away from her. then she told all our friends how I abused her. I took the high road and kept my mouth shut about her which, it turns out, was the smart thing to do to save my reputation. She was mad I asked for some of my money back. How dare I! :)
I still have a problem with men who think "all" women are like that. It's just a few people, and there were red flags I ignored. Most people are far more decent.
Right!!! Like this woman sounds crazy and manipulative!
XD
Scorpio or nah
Right?
“She runs off into the night like the world’s shittiest mystical creature”
“My terrible work here is done!😊” 🤣🤣
In his defense over the confusion with the dispatcher, "Are you still seeing her?" Is terribly imprecise grammar.
Tom from myspace what's Gucci there's a pic I won't forget
The grammar is fine but the wording is iffy at best
Okay this is admittedly racist but if the dispatcher was Indian or Pakistani, she might very likely word it that way.
@@audreymuzingo933 there's nothing racist about it. If anything, it's more sensitive understanding how other cultures communicate!
Mexican got on boots.
Wrong guy right show
I love we can bond
Zac Choate lol
Nicolas Hart what do you want it made out of
🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾🏃🏾
I've got to give this guy props. He did not have the crowd on his side at all in the beginning and I was certain that he was gonna bomb; but he powered through it and stuck the landing! You rocked it Will!
i think a lot of the women there didn't really like this...doesn't look/sound like they were feeling it.
Carlee Anne why do you think he didn't have the crowd on his side? he had laughs from the beginning
@@zionakinjide650 Well yeah comedies so pc now. It's become especially unacceptable to rip on certain groups or subjects (with women being near or top of the list as u saw here) that's why we're really feeling it even though it was an anecdotal experience.
It was actually funny but the two things going against him 1) the voice he gave her in the story I think took away from it , it would have been funnier if he just used his own and only used her escalation voice for the “you owe me a major apology” so it sounded like she flips some switch and 2) every woman there wanted to laugh with a lot of it and admit that there are crazy fucking people out there, and sometimes the crazy ass is a women and they shouldnt get a pass on being mocked just because of their shared sex but ironically THEY WERE TERRIFIED OF BEING JUDGED AND SHUNNED BY THE OTHER WOMAN FOR NOT PRIORITIZING HER SEX AS AN EXCUSE FOR HER EMOTIONALLY AND PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE ACTIONS. I don’t know why I put that in caps but I did.
I certaintly loved him , he was awesome! if i was a guy i would have had been a real dick ( and im a woman)
This is less “here’s a funny story” than it is “a dude on stage just kinda working shit out”.
lmao exactly, not funny at all imo
I thought it was pretty hilarious
@@Jmortonvids how you gonna be talking that with less than 50 views with 3 videos of you in clubs.
I was thinking the same thing. Disappointed
@@Jmortonvids well obviously that's why you have less than 50 views, regards Mr.intellectual
I had a psychotic roommate, and while I never dated her or anything like that, this stand up routine is ridiculously perfect for explaining to people what she was like.
I’d be wayyy too scared to live anywhere near someone like that
@@Ice-tz8jd Yep. 0/10 do not recommend. I obviously didn't go into it knowing what she'd be like, but maybe should have spent some time talking to her before moving in. I had moved back into my parents' house for about 2.5 months, so I was eager to get out. It all worked out though. She finally moved out and I've been living here for the last 6 years or so.
I feel like we had the same roommate lol
@@krystalgroshans9129 🤣
sometimes i think theres actually only 1 crazy eldritch being in the world that just splits itself over and over again into crazy roommates.
He's just lucky The Crazy came out on the second date. The real danger is when women suppress that for 6 months.
Georce Johnson amen still with her ten years later. my fault completely
Dude...I've been there. This chick wanted to meet my parents after three months...and she flipped out in Ikea "I want to meet your MOMMY!!!". After that, I was fucking done.
Lmao that’s damn disappointing and yet, still funny. Crazy women , pffft.
Georce Johnson ... or men
Yep.. it's the sleepers that'll get ya... still paying child support...
This story makes me question whether her ex was actually abusive.
@Tom S Just a simple observation, just saying she is crazy.
You don't get that crazy because you lived a normal life
"Abusive" in woman speak when speaking about an ex can mean anything from "I didn't like the way the relationship ended," to "He was actually catching me with MMA style blows everyday."
It sucks because every girl you meet has been "abused;" every girl you meet has an ex who has "hurt her."
Then you hear the actual stories of these men from her own mouth, and it turns out, a large portion of the time, SHE was the asshole, or was the asshole TOO.
The really shit thing about this is when I meet a girl now and she hits me with the "abused" spiel right out the gate, I roll my eyes internally, and don't take her seriously because more than half of the times her "abuse" actually isn't, and that's a horrible reaction to have.
I'll give you an example. A woman I met once told me her ex used to verbally abuse her, and that's why she's so sensitive to conversation. Ok, I accepted that. Come to find out the actual story? He was "verbally abusive" by not agreeing with her opinions a lot. I shit you not. From her own mouth.
Something in society has convinced women that every unfavorable thing that happens to them in relationships, whether or not they are the direct cause of the thing that happened to them, is "abuse."
People who have actually been abused, on some real shit, (and this isn't a hard rule) don't feel the need to yell that to the world like it's a badge of honor. They don't tote the story of their abuse around as a conversation piece used to validate their opinions to a higher standing.
His voice makes me question if it was a her
Of course he was. This woman is traumatized from being victim of a very abusive relationship. Sounds like she was triggered on this date . NOT BORDERLINE..
"You coward you didnt abort me" lmao meeeee
Those edits in the beginning of the videos is mad annoying Comedy Central need to chill
The show probably costs like $500 and they have like a million dollar budget. I skip them every time.
It’s Ari tho. It’s an inside joke.
Always skip 60 seconds on a This Is Not Happening video. Right Arrow on your keyboard.
"Time for a walloping madam"
ceebee27sts The funniest line during his set.
@@TheMarkoPoloProgram facts 😁
Mark Mangaliman uhhhuhuhuhuuugh
U single? Lol
@@jesiwhitney3740 respect the hustle.
someone needs to animate this story
Yesss!
chingching847 Amazing idea, and I've watched this same video at least 5 times, and would watch it even more if it were animated.
Rooster teeth stick man style would b great, no?
+radiopinkzeppelin2 yes, yes it would
chingching847 yes
"Time for a walloping, madame." lmao
Needs a t-shirt.
Maannnn I’ve dated a girl like this and it’s crazy to see how many of us has went through this 😂
Jesus. I'm traumatized from this story. You owe me a major apology!! 😂
Still waiting too huh? 😂
YOU OWE ME A MAJOR APOLOGY
Katie Walker no I won't apologize to you
read this just as he said it
Chvrches
yOu oWE Me A MAjOr APOloGy
Omg I understood "you owe me a major in politics" in the intro bit and was super confused
Dude shoulda called the cops waaaaaayyyyyyy before the scene on the front lawn. But glad he's ok, psycho is dangerous..... even at 110 lbs and HeALthYyYYYYyyy
Hahaha nailed it with the typing of "healthy"
This is such an interesting take on stand-up. Will Weldon is an amazing storyteller. He's not "comedic," but he's so captivating that I forgot I hadn't even laughed.
weird. i CRIED laughing. MULTIPLE times. didnt understand why the crowd was so stiff.
The irony is that his date's craziness- transmuted through his story- has given hundreds of thousands of people a little bit of happiness. This world works in mysterious ways.....
peepeeepeeepeeepeeeeeeeeeeeace
not stalking you, just watching a bunch of these stories and I recognized your avatar
Qrqyt As we surf the cosmic tides, it's not surprising that we sometimes ride the same waves.
peepeeland
peepeeland
"alright im done thanks guys" my favorite way to end anything
I applaud him for not apologizing
I have no idea how a relationship could get to this point after a couple of decades... can you imagine after a 2nd date?! So depressing!
That is textbook Borderline Personality Disorder. It must be awful having almost no control over your emotions but they can be so awful to people.
Borderline? Nah bro.. full-on.
@@rantingcullinarian lol, Borderline is the name of the personality disorder.
*ding* "The More You Know"... Had no idea. Learn something new everyday. ,😂
I'm borderline and i've never spoken to someone like this. Which means you owe me a major apology! :P
My one aunt was like that bad... Turned the whole family against herself eventually. Sad, but she was evil when she was having problems. It's sad now. She's come back into our lives with Alzheimer's. She's much more chill and loving now, but... The ending.. hell the beginning of her life was shit and now the end is slowly losing all of herself.
Listening to this story has triggered my dating PTSD.
Yeah - .. after having the luck of finding two of these in a row, I have taken a good two years to figure out whether or not I am attracted to crazy? Or just a magnet for it. But now I'm so oblivious to apparently obvious signs of normal female attraction.
I think Will owes you a major apology
It rekindled some horrific memories as well.
SAME
I'm You, You're me All girls are crazy you just have to find the amount of crazy you’re okay with relative to everything else about them.
Never ignore red flags when dating, my friends! There are always signs when a guy/girl is toxic...
When the Lannisters try out comedy for a change 🤷🏻♂️
yOu OwE mE a MaJoR aPoLoGYYYY
I thought it said Will Wheaton
It made me sad that it wasn't.
madmiles ugh Wil Wheaton is garbage.
Dylan Davis Cry to someone who cares.
madmiles I care
See dylan8550
I feel genuinely bad for this woman. It must be absolutely terrible to live with this level of distrust and ambivalent attachment. That said, there's no excuse for treating another person this way; she needs to get some help so she doesn't need to lash out.
Also, it might be absolutely crazy to get the question, "Are you still seeing her" in the context of seeing the person again, but this is exactly what my college room mate was asked by police when she was date-raped. It is crazy, but it happens all the time.
Yeah, she needs psychological intervention. Possible personality disorder.
Kinda sounds like she has borderline personality :/ the temper tantrums, mood swings, extreme emotions etc.
Yep, borderline/bipolar. Can confirm because i was dating one as well.
plus i’m pretty sure he was saying how she had three drinks previous to her first outburst :(
Maybe she is just a manipulative asshole.
She was definitely upset that he was not going to marry her.
Definitely
That's a t-shirt phrase right there.
Front: "Be a man."
Back: "Grow a c*nt."
Mars Johnston “Balls are soft. Vaginas can take a pounding!” Betty White 🙊🙊🙊
Died at "She runs off into the night like the world's shittest mythical creature"
That noise before the "...how dare you..." made me snot my lip.
Taking a stand against an unjustified apology request is a very important stance, especially to someone you'll never see. Do. Not. Bend. The. Knee
Dude, she must have had some major trauma. Nobody acts like that without a healthy dose.
Damn, this girl gets around!! So many people here dated this chick!!
yeah man this guy doesn't know what he was missing. she was trying to get him riled up she doesn't like the lovey dovey stuff she wants the abuse
I’m dating her rn
....... FACTS
You still alive bro? Lol
"time for a walloping madam." LOL
he sounds like a mix of john mulaney and bo burnham
Ling Ling yesss I hear it
If John Mulaney and Bo Burnham didn't know how to write punchlines for shit...
" Incase you can turn this around at some point in the night ". I'm dying 🤣!
is it just me or does he look like a teenager jaime lannister ?
H mikrh Elenh Nope, not just you!😂😂😂
its just u... he doesn't look like nikolaj waldo
Probably his ex wife enjoyed more than anyone else here😂
Seeing how successful he became I bet his ex-wife regrets leaving him. He comes across as a really cool dude too
The entire budget for this show went to the intros
I get the feeling that her ex-fiance wasn't the monster she tried to make him out to be...
Spoiler and bullshit skip button: 1:14
Please put this on all the Comedy Central ones you watch this is amazing I hate the crappy intro stuff.
You should be an editor.
Got beans?
Why do people hate the intros?
I fucking love them
A reverse hype man ... lol😂
15:16
"My work here is done!"
"But you didn't do anything..."
* runs away *
14:42 that right there is why often (but by no means always!) Crazy girl date stories can become a ridiculous anecdote, but crazy guy date stories become scary stories to tell in the dark. When the insane person is much larger and stronger than you, its a totally different tone
"she had the most polite, abusive ex fiancee" XXDDDD
1:13 to skip intro
"Time for a walloping madam! " dead hahahaha
”Come down from your battlements Eric Bana!” That's the greatest thing I've ever heard!😂
I love how he turns an experience like this to such an amazing and incredibly entertaining story!!
Exactly loll comedians are all like that tho
"Worlds shittiest mystical creature."
That was a text book example of a borderline personality disorder. And respect for making that a funny story!
*T I M E F O R A W H A L L O P P I N G, M A D A M*
He said it just as I saw this comment lol
This is definitely a true story. It's part of the fun of dating. I once had a chick freak out after our third date and take a dump on my front steps to my house. Long story but I was so thankful that she showed her mental instability early and I didn't figure it out months later. I'm happily married now and my wife cracks up everything my wife hears the story.
Yikes!!!
Was her name Amber?
@@melodylaila My thoughts exactly 😂😂🤣
These are now my biggest excuse not to do any work.
I feel like she was the abusive one in her previous relationship
His voice is like a mix of Peter Griffin and Bill Burr
i feel bad for the girl in the story. she sounds traumatized and needs to go see a therapist
I feel bad for her former fiance. She sounds psycho and intensely narcissistic. You got it backwards
thebullybuffalo chicken or the egg? maybe she's crazy because she was beaten by her fiance? a lot of times people like that have experienced trauma in their lives. either way, wouldn't wanna be involved with a person like that
partykrew666 No. Unless she was tortured for 14 years in a North Korean prison she has not lost her mind. Either way, this is not how those mentally worn people act.
My guess is borderline personality disorder, exacerbated by intoxication. Could be she was abused or experienced a trauma when she was a child, and never took the time to deal with it. I sincerely doubt that this behavior could be the result of one abusive relationship, though. If anything she probably has a pattern of being in unhealthy relationships.
Fuck that. She sounds like an entitled bitch he throws a tantrum when she doesn't get her way. I've met people like that, they learn if they make a fuss and a scene they can get whatever they want. Disgusting behavior, even if they are drunk.
This must have been my ex he was out on a date with.
You are the very polite, abusive guy?
Time for a walloping, madame!
@@runninginsept Ha!
@@runninginsept would you prefer the knuckle sandwich or the combo wamb bamb?
13:12 bartender yawning her ass off lol
PTSD. I dated a girl like this. She was diagnosed with PTSD from some horrible things she experienced and then every once in a while, when she drank, her brain changed gears.
if this story is even 50% true that lady needs professional help
Not getting married is the opposite of sad.
i think it depends on life
Not if you want to but can't find a willing partner.
TJ-OfTheMushroomPeople Only idiots get married. Especially now that the divorce rate is over 50%.
TJ-OfTheMushroomPeople people who judge someone elses life as sad in my experience mostly dont have very exciting lives themselves (mostly because they sit at home and think about what other people do wrong in their life instead of living their own)
+Hermann TheGerman I think it depends on the wife.
I only realized right at the end that I watched this three years ago
"i thought you were exaggerating" lmao
He’s such a “will” 😂
I love him
Mandatory "imagine if roles were reversed.." comment
Oh no
don't have to imagine, happens all the time. you have to add the guy jerking off in a plant though.
If it where reversed hopefully the story would have ended at the bar as guys normally carry their wallets with them. When he got angry and said let's go back to your place there would have been a no thank you. And girl would slip out the back knowing there were no ties there.
The woman would be applauded and have a #metoo hashtag to take all the way to the bank
A lot of female professional victims here
the people in these replies are disgusting
Her: "You called me RUDE!? You owe me a MAJOR APOLOGY!"
Also her: "You know, it's really rude to not answer my phone calls."
Just be glad she let the smoke out on the second date.
My ex wife would literally shape shift into a demon. When the comic said "after 3 beers I noticed her face change" that sent shivers down my spine
this story is gold
i think we dated the same girl
3.3K people obviously did something worse than this.
"my purse is at your apartment" ... oh what a suprise!!! (rolls eyes)
So she pulled a George Constanza? Crazy inspires crazy.
This was fucking awesome. "Come down and face me!!!"
Either this is all too common, or we dated the same chick lmao.
Tyler Saur Hello my Eskimo Brotha ✊
It's all too common, unfortunately...
As hilarious as this is, she sounds like she had some serious mental illness, hope she got the help she clearly needed
Maybe not and she was just drunk! This was after a few drinks remember. Anyway I didn't find this funny it was just sad.
Andrea L ...three beers though.
I always see these types of comments whenever there’s a story involving crazy people and now I’m wondering how many have mental disorders and how many are just crazy assholes because you know some of them are just assholes
Carlos Felix most assholes have serious mental health issues actually. But a lot of those assholes also don’t believe in mental illness.
@@andreal5445 Definitely not drunk enough, but I also found it to be just sad.
Sounds like this guy had his second date with Meegan from Key and Peele
Its a show about people telling stories.....why this unnecessary waste of money action intro...
why not?
Ari said the director is nuts. He wanted to do a different intro for each episode. It makes the show better. Now I want to see Ari in an action movie.
ceebee27sts I am nuts.
Jeff Tomsic It looks great. I love this show.
Because Ari's like "Fuck it, because I can"
If the genders were reversed the police would have been called _immediately_ and it should have been the same here.
@Aunty Agony If you do a little research, you will find out there's really nothing much to offer to help these type of people, even from the mental illness experts. Actually even therapists avoid BPD as much as they can.
@Aunty Agony I am sorry to hear that. But as BPD stands for, there is nothong much other can do for "personality." You should not feel guilty or consume yourself to help her. So my point was, early intervention, social support, whatever probably would not have changed or improved the girl in the story (and your friend). Some conditions, yes. Not this one. It's easy to cry for mental illness awareness but not easy to live with people with uncurable conditions. Especially in this case, it's personality....literally it's who they are.
How ignorant. You sound like you know nothing about BPD other than unreliable Google searches. As someone who studies mental health psychology, BPD only forms from abuse (with possible genetic factors) and people with BPD are far more likely to be stuck in abusive situations than abuse others. It sounds like you need not only a psychology course, but a basic human empathy course, as your concerns seem to lie towards the affect of a mentally ill person than an already abused person struggling with it.
Another testament to your ignorance - the brain always has a function to change behavior. DBT (dialectical behavior therapy) improves the lives and behavior of people with BPD. All people deserve help and support, and if you think “that’s just their personality” that says a lot of terrible things about YOUR personality - not that you can fix it, right?
It's 2019. They are reversed.
“Worst case senario I just have to destroy her in a fist fight” 😂😂😂. Yoo that had me dead bruh
Granted, he is a comedian so I am sure he took SOME artistic license, but the FIRST girl I dated (4 years after) my wife passed made this girl seem like Terri Schiavo. She was a single mom, and after our third date, she called me 97 times between 02:00 and 03:45, to complain about me "peeking under her door," she KNEW that I was out of the country, as we had talked about it less than 24 hours prior.
Omg he looks like he. Ould be the son of kathy griffin and Anderson copper. It's creepy lol
Damn now I cant unsee it
Regardless of the negative feedback this guy got, I guess you'd have to have dated one (or more) crazies to find this guy funny. I laughed out loud a couple times for sure.
Rob Ducharme I don't get how it was negative to me it seemed pretty good
So on point. You have to have had, or witnessed, an experience with a crazy chick to get this.
I got that vibe
@@Anthonyikani Or crazy men!!!
Nowadays it doesn't take many to get one like that, like one in three is completely possible.
I could listen all day to the rest of his life story ! Great Job 💪🏼