man I'm never summoning anyone again

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  • @setokaiba.
    @setokaiba. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34172

    He realised he was a side character in his own game.

    • @leooo770
      @leooo770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      He sold his Xbox since then

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@leooo770 he needed Goku to carry him to sell his xbox? Takes a lot of convincing then

    • @cry4mexd238
      @cry4mexd238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      (Goku)-Krillian im going to give you some of my energy......Don't be scared Krillian it wont hurt you as long as you have a pure heart.
      (Krillian)- I dont know if i can use this power Goku, what if I miss?
      (Goku)- You will know when the time is right to use the Spirit Bomb... I believe in you!

    • @onjah7773
      @onjah7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      bro this comment is so underrated

    • @sanchochingon3194
      @sanchochingon3194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @wiliamkasper4844
    @wiliamkasper4844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37273

    I mean. He did what was expected of him. He helped with the boss he just... Helped a whole lot.

    • @TheSfaok
      @TheSfaok ปีที่แล้ว +1564

      I help now? I HELP NOW!

    • @filthcauldron2441
      @filthcauldron2441 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      Reminds me of viva la dirt league Souls Logic series. Solaire one shots a boss for the guy hahaha.

    • @arosonomy
      @arosonomy ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@Filth Cauldron you were not alone 🤣

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Yeah, when we get summoned or whenever I summon people they're definitely trying to help but never to this extent. They know they're a team, this is a "solo him" situation we have here.

    • @immanueljackson1839
      @immanueljackson1839 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      @@samf.s.7731 but at the same time that just may be how he normally engages bosses, no point in hemhoaring around the bush when your summoned… if the person wants a sense of achievement then they shouldn’t summon in the first place lololol

  • @FlakkerDPS
    @FlakkerDPS หลายเดือนก่อน +3032

    "So i'd like to unlock the DLC"
    -Say no more.

    • @thewormarchives7876
      @thewormarchives7876 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

      It's funny cause I've heard stories of summons with this magic build that just name themselves "DLC access".

    • @Devan...
      @Devan... หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      My first experience with Mohg was exactly like this. I was a little sad.
      My latest experience with Mohg was exactly like this. I was overjoyed.
      These are the 2 times I've fought him.

    • @josephquinn9136
      @josephquinn9136 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That’s my build 😂

    • @uwu-ge6oj
      @uwu-ge6oj หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      if u cant beat mohg alone dont bother with dlc lol yuo gonna get filtered😂

    • @archelon2959
      @archelon2959 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thewormarchives7876I have helped over 60 characters with the name “DLC access”

  • @zavlanbam
    @zavlanbam 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3894

    "ok , ill drink my flask... get the incantation ready" (meanwhile in the backround KAAA.MEEEE....HAAA..MEEEE) ," i'm ready here we go"... (HAAAAAAA)

    • @shauns5278
      @shauns5278 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      I mean mage has to do the same if you have never used an Azure build it requires a lot of prep but it's hilarious when you pull it off. I managed to 1-shot launch patch Radahn who doesn't have much HP but getting the prep-off without dying was a Hell of a challenge.

    • @Ytinasniiable
      @Ytinasniiable 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@shauns5278yeah 1.0 radahn was wild, even the cheesy strats required a degree of positioning and moveset RNG "yeah he's got rot, but you still have to survive while it ticks"

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@shauns5278Comet Azur requires no prep. You cast it and be done

    • @shauns5278
      @shauns5278 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@SexyFace If you only want to do like 1/3 of the potential damage, sure.

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All you need

  • @pedrorodrigueziii4859
    @pedrorodrigueziii4859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25433

    I summoned a guy named "Gearless Joe" to help me fight Melania. He proceeded to run up and punch her to get her attention until I could do enough damage to kill her. I don't think he took a single hit the whole fight and he was only doing like 40 damage per punch. It was hilarious.

    • @angelanguiano4774
      @angelanguiano4774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3940

      Straight gearless megalo boxer

    • @ThePhaxal
      @ThePhaxal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3027

      That guy was referencing the anime Megalobox. It's pretty great. Thanks for sharing the story, I'm happy someone made that reference.

    • @jonathanpaul8201
      @jonathanpaul8201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Lol damn

    • @EtheEvil
      @EtheEvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +719

      Kinda jelly you had a pro player help you enjoy the game!

    • @I.disagree
      @I.disagree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +660

      Glad to help

  • @aachi7645
    @aachi7645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98419

    Bro just summoned goku

    • @tylercoule
      @tylercoule 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

      Bro, made my day XD

    • @ukabithegamer2389
      @ukabithegamer2389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2016

      I last thing Mohg heard was
      Kaa Me Haa Me Haa Me Haaaaaaaa

    • @ryanbishop1522
      @ryanbishop1522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +663

      @@ukabithegamer2389 that was an extra me ha😂

    • @LSK2K
      @LSK2K 2 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      What's the name of the spell from the video?

    • @Foxtail190
      @Foxtail190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@ryanbishop1522 I mean, that shit is still pretty accurate lmao.

  • @Potato98765
    @Potato98765 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1004

    Love the sound of him prepping in the background while you are drinking your potions thinking this will be a hard fight.

  • @Muzzle1300
    @Muzzle1300 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +415

    Reminds me back when the old hunters dlc dropped in Bloodborne I had a pretty good build and did chalice dungeons for food gems on my weapon and so Ludwig wasn’t such a problem and I used beast blood pellets, so I helped people and was getting a lot of messages saying thank you, but this one guy sent me a party invite and was yelling thank you because he’s been stuck on Ludwig for three days

    • @oneangryboi408
      @oneangryboi408 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      People were cheering and screaming for my victory whenever I helped them with the Blood-Starved Beast. I was taking it down with just parrying.

    • @nerdyengineer7943
      @nerdyengineer7943 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I could have summoned help for Ludwig?!?

    • @TuffMelon
      @TuffMelon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Man, I feel that. Ludwig was a bastard of a fight for me, and while I wouldn't have wanted the help, its the sort of thing where if I did, i would have been so thankful for anyone who helped me win.

    • @tabsinabox
      @tabsinabox 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I recently killed Ludwig in one shot thanks to the Saif, was quite a shock given my first run took easily 50+ tries

    • @Overqualification
      @Overqualification 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tabsinaboxTry the whirlgig saw

  • @clazic6372
    @clazic6372 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9963

    one time i summoned ‘Ryan Gosling’ and the man straight up solo’d Godfrey without getting touched once, absolute legend

    • @joshuaperry5991
      @joshuaperry5991 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      HELLA UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @TorqueBow
      @TorqueBow ปีที่แล้ว +62

      what a legend

    • @Zedzilliot
      @Zedzilliot ปีที่แล้ว +646

      you summoned literally me

    • @darkalex3797
      @darkalex3797 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      ​​@@Zedzilliot wait he actually summoned you?

    • @Zedzilliot
      @Zedzilliot ปีที่แล้ว +548

      @@darkalex3797 yes because im literally ryan gosling

  • @Immotes
    @Immotes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35584

    You can't fight nature, Jack... Wind blows, rain falls, and the Mages prey upon the bosses.

    • @DanielTheAwesome86
      @DanielTheAwesome86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1222

      Its what we do, your welcome.

    • @drewgarcia117
      @drewgarcia117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

      Laser Force, Jack! Nature's Force!

    • @szalyn8849
      @szalyn8849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

      Why do we have a MGR reference here XD

    • @conan6625
      @conan6625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      RULE OF NATURE!!!!!

    • @Immotes
      @Immotes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      Feasting on the insides of your BOSSES? How easy you ignore the tactic of boss fight when it suits your convenience. So tell me: Who saves the hosts from the man who saves the hosts?

  • @dinorex3464
    @dinorex3464 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +456

    In his defense, he did what he was supposed to do.

    • @Bashaka104
      @Bashaka104 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Being direspecful? Yeah sure

    • @evoa2963
      @evoa2963 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      @@Bashaka104 no, just fight the boss

    • @truebacon133
      @truebacon133 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Tbh this is why when I put down summon signs I use a rather basic build. Sure the host might die if it targets them but it also means we are all participating in the boss fight and the host may even pick up on dodge times, openings and jump/charge hit openings if boss is doing combo to me.

    • @rgenc42721
      @rgenc42721 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@truebacon133 i do the same but for a very different reason: consistency. beam of deletion is good, the thing is it's useless against a lot of nimble bosses, and if the boss changes aggro to you, you're done. also it's useless for dungeon crawling that requires a more sustainable build

    • @truebacon133
      @truebacon133 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@rgenc42721 I'm not just talking about this magic build just any that destroys boss hp like you've also got the jump spam with 2 colossals stacking jump damage, many variations of a bleed build, and so on.

  • @okaberintorouwithagun
    @okaberintorouwithagun 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +825

    Mages are either absolute gods or getting bullied the entire time. I'm a mage

    • @shauns5278
      @shauns5278 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      I'll tell you this if you haven't already learned of its power Night Maiden's Mist is absolutely busted for a lot of enemies and bosses if you're able to stay alive and kite them around the clouds. It ignores all enemy resistances so even normally magic resistant or near immune enemies get shredded.

    • @seliamila1005
      @seliamila1005 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Same fellow mage brother, with enough stamina to dodge and roll for adequate distance then I'm unstoppable. But god forbid if the area is small or the enemy closing in

    • @yourikhan4425
      @yourikhan4425 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@seliamila1005 That's why I also carry Bloodhound and a shield.

    • @isateasane
      @isateasane 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I just made a fat roll mage. I will trade with carian grandeur. No need to dodge if the enemy dies in one hit anyways :p

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@seliamila1005you know I’ve played as a mage the entire time, about level 100 just have the fire giant and what’s next left but I’ve never really upgraded my stamina and never felt the need too. Idk that feels odd, I guess it’d be more noticeable for melee fighters who are more often right on top of the bosses. I only really struggle with particularly aggressive bosses, the kind where there’s not enough time to cast a simple spell. I imagine malekith will be a bitch in that regard

  • @Avestani96
    @Avestani96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25609

    Its just mitigating future damage by removing the enemies ability to be alive. A gracious yet humble support class.

    • @thebeastmodeism
      @thebeastmodeism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

      Me explaining to my friends that DPS = surviving because dead things don’t do damage.

    • @raventhorX
      @raventhorX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +908

      Removing the enemies HP is simply applying another debuff.

    • @terrantabula9847
      @terrantabula9847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@thebeastmodeism What about Skeletons?

    • @thebeastmodeism
      @thebeastmodeism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      @@terrantabula9847 they are undead. I bonk them with the holy stick and boom they’re now regular dead again.

    • @CptFishy
      @CptFishy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      good comment

  • @dragoon3219
    @dragoon3219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16919

    I mean the whole point is for them to help you to the best of their ability. For a lot of builds "the best of their ability" is to instantly delete the boss from reality.

    • @philleshy4822
      @philleshy4822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      I would agree with this if me and my friend are having a second run, but if the fight was for the first time either to one of us, we wouldn't do this

    • @dragoon3219
      @dragoon3219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1119

      @@philleshy4822 Yes, but then again that's with your friend, who you can talk to ahead of time. That is not what my comment was directed toward. I was talking about using the basic summon pool, not preplanned grouping. That's obviously a completely different topic.

    • @Naruxos07
      @Naruxos07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

      @@philleshy4822 To be fair, if the OP summoned some random person for his first attempt against this boss then it's his fault for expecting the boss fight to be anything but easy. The summoned guy probably thought that the OP had died a bunch of times and just wanted to get past the boss. Plus, it's literally his job to make sure that the OP doesn't die.

    • @Mordenperson
      @Mordenperson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I let a guy once fight the minic tear boss solo for a while before finally coming in and helping them hahaha

    • @LostPursuer
      @LostPursuer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +846

      As someone who's being summoned for these fights that's the exact mentality I'm having, in no way am I assuming it's your first time or you want to experience the fight naturally. I'm summoned to delete and get you going to the next fight.

  • @lordadorable7362
    @lordadorable7362 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    I'll never forget my first summon. summoned a dude named Connor in the siofra aqueduct, me and him hit those gargoyles so fucking hard they basically exploded. It was epic, even if he was doing 99% of the damage. God speed, Connor

  • @Crackheadcentral2188
    @Crackheadcentral2188 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Bro couldn’t even get out his “Nihil, Thrice” before he got evaporated

    • @majo6944
      @majo6944 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      it's Tres not Thrice

  • @jerome3138
    @jerome3138 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +31948

    I'll never forget the first time I summoned someone. It was in Dark Souls 3, I had made it all the way to the soul of cinder, I was stuck for three days, scared I was going to be repeating the week long battle I had with the nameless king, going to work, coming home, fighting him for an hour before giving up, I decided I'd just summon someone and get it over with. As one of my many cinders was used, I saw him. There he was, the greatest summon I've ever seen, Patrick star. He wore no clothes, he had nothing but a pink body, and a very large sword. At first I thought this fight was going to be tough, a long fight that we may not win. But then, Patrick star, in his beautiful, nay, boastful, yet muscular form, he 1v1'd the boss, as I sat as a mere weakling on the sidelines. His fight was glorious, he danced with the Soul of Cinder, and when all was said and done, he rolled away and allowed me to get the final hit in. I had never seen such an act of compassion, dedication, and selflessness from another mortal ever. Thank you, Patrick.

    • @GalokVonGreshnak
      @GalokVonGreshnak 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4930

      Lore is the more naked a man, the more to whom gods fear

    • @littlenomad7115
      @littlenomad7115 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2222

      The chad starfish vs a guy with a pot on his head.

    • @RollingUgly69
      @RollingUgly69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +653

      He was the 🐐

    • @Theblacksaiyan92
      @Theblacksaiyan92 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +450

      He was number one

    • @chase6579
      @chase6579 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      Happened to me on Midir as well as Melenia.

  • @Zachebi
    @Zachebi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22609

    This guy doesnt just carry you, he drags you with him kicking and screaming

    • @FargonNemeloc
      @FargonNemeloc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +628

      He might as well use you as his weapon and you wouldn't lose durability 😂

    • @Sol-cf9ko
      @Sol-cf9ko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lmfao

    • @itsRhodi
      @itsRhodi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      That wasn't even carrying that was just completely doing it for him

    • @DrAlchem01
      @DrAlchem01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha brilliant

    • @onsehctib
      @onsehctib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mary Beth no

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

    I'll never forget the the best summon I had. I made my character to be Link from Breath of the Wild. He has a holy sword, a proper shield, a Hero's Hammer, Bow, even a flute weapon. The works. He looked the part with various armors and tunics too.
    So, late in the game, I'm sending out my summon sign to random players. Who do I end up joining? I kid you not: Zelda. Not only did the character look the part with a dress and long blonde hair, but she also also played a proper faith build and all. So onward went Link and Zelda, through a dungeon to the boss. They worked together very well with her casting and Link tanking agro. And to top it all off, they finished the boss with a perfect cross attack between her spell and Link's overhead jump attack. I legitimately couldn't tell who actually got the last hit, it was that perfect. In the end, Link turned to properly kneel before the princess as she bowed and then waved goodbye to her loyal knight.
    Yeah, one of my favorite summon moments ever~

    • @jacksonmurray6511
      @jacksonmurray6511 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      gigachad

    • @jimijenkins2548
      @jimijenkins2548 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      One time I met Wario and Waluigi. Let em' kill me, I ain't gonna mess with that.

    • @giogiolachance4313
      @giogiolachance4313 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      cap

    • @supercaptain9251
      @supercaptain9251 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      you should've added them as a friend

  • @milx1107
    @milx1107 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    the same energy as "lemme do it forrr you"

  • @LTDANMAN44
    @LTDANMAN44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13095

    A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

    • @VvV---
      @VvV--- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nice 😎

    • @getikiakusomai2566
      @getikiakusomai2566 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤟🏿

    • @Samoccer
      @Samoccer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cue this is my horse

    • @isolateddhexter
      @isolateddhexter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      But can be delayed by fighting a white wizard..

    • @sockyninja112
      @sockyninja112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's wonderful to see you!

  • @UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt
    @UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6575

    Melee users: 15 seconds to run all the way to the boss and hit it
    Magic users: 10 seconds to set up their buffs, 5 seconds to vaporize the boss

    • @justsomeguywithamustache5539
      @justsomeguywithamustache5539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      Magic users: 10 seconds to die to boss and 5 seconds to search up new meta
      Melee users: 15 seconds to pray to the UNGA BUNGA

    • @tanveertayeb5033
      @tanveertayeb5033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@justsomeguywithamustache5539 Aw, looks like someone didn't build right.

    • @Vixikats
      @Vixikats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      When applied correctly, buffs should take longer than the boss.

    • @4c3fr3h1y
      @4c3fr3h1y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@justsomeguywithamustache5539 azur's comet would like some words. lol. And to laugh at cavemen swinging hunks of metal like they're impressive or something. 😂

    • @justsomeguywithamustache5539
      @justsomeguywithamustache5539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@4c3fr3h1y brother in Christ I do a intelligence build and can you not see it's a joke or just oblivious to satire

  • @snorseburger7381
    @snorseburger7381 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    “And don’t you ever think of resur-“
    “FRIEEEEEEEEZAAAAAAAAA!”

  • @bsb3210
    @bsb3210 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

    I mean, you asked for help and they delivered.

    • @devawarewolf
      @devawarewolf 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      yeah better that probably that one who just goes and dies in first hit :D

    • @FF8IrvineFan
      @FF8IrvineFan 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      This was not help. This was rude as hell.

  • @dragonzord6615
    @dragonzord6615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6058

    He's just roleplaying as the Death Star, it's fine.

    • @mreverast5974
      @mreverast5974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Mohg was Alderaan.

    • @mayhem5036
      @mayhem5036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      gold

    • @onjah7773
      @onjah7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fucking god comment

    • @onjah7773
      @onjah7773 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@mreverast5974 fucking god reply

    • @mreverast5974
      @mreverast5974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@onjah7773 lol

  • @tracaine
    @tracaine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11207

    This is the entire focus of my mage build. Grass grows, birds fly and brother I incinerate people with a ground-based orbital laser.

    • @kaiderhai86
      @kaiderhai86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Doing mage things

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      I didn't think orbital lasers could be, by definition, ground-based... Until I saw one put a boss into orbit.

    • @toy5965
      @toy5965 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      How tf can something be ground based and orbital?

    • @DiogenesDworkinson
      @DiogenesDworkinson ปีที่แล้ว +304

      @@toy5965 it's a ground based laser that hits enemies hard enough to put them into orbit...

    • @Slurpified
      @Slurpified ปีที่แล้ว

      Growing tumor

  • @aleekscribblerofdeydras9036
    @aleekscribblerofdeydras9036 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    When you're overqualified for a job

  • @overwatchtheater8165
    @overwatchtheater8165 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I love how the lightning spell lines up perfectly with the death beam. As the hand goes up...the beam goes BAZINGA!

  • @umbrasunbro2142
    @umbrasunbro2142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10387

    “Man, these bosses are strong”
    Summoned Player: “Hi, I’m Goku! I heard this world has STRONG fighters!”

  • @ziggytheassassin5835
    @ziggytheassassin5835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5260

    I like how the theme kicks in as the laser starts. It wasnt the bosses theme, it was the summons theme.

    • @xMistaDawg
      @xMistaDawg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      Boss: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @ucmeudei
      @ucmeudei 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xMistaDawg 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I ain't even angry when this happens 🤣 it's not like the game doesnt dick us all over time and time again rofl

    • @truelyourzloveyourself
      @truelyourzloveyourself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂 PRECISELY!!

  • @KarmaSangheili
    @KarmaSangheili 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    Can't say I complained after banging my head on Foreskin Duo and Gargoyle Duo when the AI was more aggressive.

    • @JZ3987
      @JZ3987 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Foreskin duo I’m dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @christopherbordelon3153
      @christopherbordelon3153 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I killed malenia after 12 tries solo. That god damn foreskin duo especially that lard ass has my number. I had to get help for his ass every time.

    • @sierrajohn7967
      @sierrajohn7967 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      FORESKIN
      hey isnt that the open world game by square enix

  • @luce698
    @luce698 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Man really wanted bro to get to the DLC.

    • @triple-d2640
      @triple-d2640 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It didn't exist two years ago

    • @rgenc42721
      @rgenc42721 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@triple-d2640man maged so hard he tapped into the primodial and saw the future. and he wanted bro to get to the DLC

  • @eyo8766
    @eyo8766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5748

    The Halberd guy: "I HAD HIM"
    The mage: "Sure you did"

    • @nuclearsimian3281
      @nuclearsimian3281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!

    • @deinonychus1948
      @deinonychus1948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Player: "Dad!! I had him!!!"
      Mage: "Just wanted to make sure"
      I dearly hope that somebody gets that reference

    • @iPokeStuffwastaken
      @iPokeStuffwastaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *pats on head*

    • @minmaxflaminggaming4283
      @minmaxflaminggaming4283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nuclearsimian3281 Ghimli

    • @Rhunter350
      @Rhunter350 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Should see my mage

  • @neku2741
    @neku2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6372

    As someone who loves helping players kill boss, often time I find that killing the boss asap is the only way to keep the host safe. Some mf out there have a death wish.

    • @thetoyodacar2264
      @thetoyodacar2264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      fr

    • @reckyourself6948
      @reckyourself6948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +655

      Sometimes you just find a host named Leroy Jenkins and start sweating

    • @darthdoggie0031
      @darthdoggie0031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      too true, sometimes its just amazing how fast they die, like they get one hit off panic roll and just get punished into oblivion.

    • @jasonmiller2379
      @jasonmiller2379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@reckyourself6948 I feel the desperate need to make a character named that and just see what any player summons do

    • @chrisjackson1215
      @chrisjackson1215 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I once got summoned to help the same guy kill Morgott 4 times in a row; he died to Morgott switching to his second phase 4 times in a row. People are dumb, and i've come to just assume that if i'm summoned it's because the host can't play for shit and you have to babysit them.

  • @webbmerriam6984
    @webbmerriam6984 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Lmao, the little run at the end to try and get at least one hit in just to contribute _something_ only to just barely no make it

  • @CerebralTheAssassin
    @CerebralTheAssassin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    when i summon someone, this is the kind of help i love:D

    • @shauns5278
      @shauns5278 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I still will never forget playing Bloodborne, thankfully on like a third or fourth playthrough, summoning for the Cleric Beast beast I was just speed running for a min-max Bloodtinge build and my summon just 1-shot.
      Decided to just do the rest of the game the hard way.

  • @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3
    @Ch1l1C0nCarnag3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5473

    There are two types of hosts:
    Ones that can actually survive more than 5 seconds, and ones that cannot. This man clearly doesn't want to deal with the latter.

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +452

      Exactly. My man didn't Kamehameha the boss--he Kamehameha'd RNG, and eliminated chance and probability from the fight. Easy clap.

    • @Krichnu
      @Krichnu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Found a braindead mage

    • @ChuckFinelyForever
      @ChuckFinelyForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      There are more types of hosts than there are types of blues

    • @Sablegladius6927
      @Sablegladius6927 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      there's are 3 types of phantoms the ones that die on 2 seconds the ones that carry the host and then the last are the ones that return home after you enter or watch you fight the boss

    • @squashiejoshie200000
      @squashiejoshie200000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@ChuckFinelyForever There's 2 types of blues. Ones that die within 5 seconds of spawning and ones that die within 5 seconds of seeing the invader.

  • @Scrittus
    @Scrittus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6826

    This is legitimately what happened to me after 6 hours of solo grinding the boss's patterns and then deciding to summon just once to see how it changed the fight. Funniest shit ever, honestly.

    • @BobBobOnYouTube
      @BobBobOnYouTube ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Is this your first FromSoft game?

    • @Scrittus
      @Scrittus ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@BobBobOnTH-cam lmao no, my first was Dark Souls back in 2011

    • @BobBobOnYouTube
      @BobBobOnYouTube ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Scrittus Then why did you struggle so much with this boss? I beat it on my 2nd try.

    • @jay18001
      @jay18001 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

      @@BobBobOnTH-cam you are very cool

    • @another3166
      @another3166 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@BobBobOnTH-camwith an op build bud

  • @Carlisho
    @Carlisho 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That last minute swing in desperation trying to get some participation points 😂

  • @rskirk22
    @rskirk22 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    It would have been even more epic if he yelled “LEROY JENKINS!” before the battle.

  • @pixelpastiche
    @pixelpastiche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    If you wanna play: Get Gud
    If you wanna win: Summon Mage
    If you wanna have fun: Get Summoned

    • @autorobo1000
      @autorobo1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      If you wanna have a lot of fun: Cosplay and Get Summoned.
      It's very viable to do now that there's post-character creation character editing you can do!

    • @ghoultty25
      @ghoultty25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@autorobo1000 no

    • @ChuckFinelyForever
      @ChuckFinelyForever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@autorobo1000 I made a Trevor Belmont build and now I just go around with whips

    • @-dog-114
      @-dog-114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you wanna die: fight malenia

    • @autorobo1000
      @autorobo1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ghoultty25 Imagine being this allergic to fun.

  • @blackyonbi
    @blackyonbi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5857

    Player: " Finally , this will be an epic duel along my buddy."
    Dude on the background:" KAME-HAAAAMEEEEEEE....."

    • @BloodyAshes
      @BloodyAshes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Haha

    • @dirtybaker
      @dirtybaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@BloodyAshes no just ha!

    • @Nathan-cw1eu
      @Nathan-cw1eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@dirtybaker underrated reply

    • @RedForman007
      @RedForman007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Traylortrio
      @Traylortrio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @gadgetbits0516
    @gadgetbits0516 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This is like understanding the task, but doing way over what you were asked for.

  • @Brave_New_Tube
    @Brave_New_Tube ปีที่แล้ว +5813

    He understood the assignment so well he basically rewrote the whole curriculum

    • @silverius678
      @silverius678 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      he scored excessive marks

    • @jeremytheoneofdestiny8691
      @jeremytheoneofdestiny8691 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      No, he did not. The curriculum has always been “attack the enemy until its hit points are reduced to zero.”

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      When you think you summoned a djinn but you ended up summoning allah

    • @isturbo1984
      @isturbo1984 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      when i was a teenager, we didnt use to make math jokes. lame af

    • @sewer9137
      @sewer9137 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@isturbo1984 and as an adult you try to act hard in a darksouls yt video comment section?

  • @ReaperPLUR
    @ReaperPLUR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3332

    The way he tried to last hit so he could feel like he did something has me dead 😂

    • @arkarh1114
      @arkarh1114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      he had to get that last hit 😂

    • @Olfithewizz
      @Olfithewizz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This made me legit LOL 😆

    • @routerunner49er34
      @routerunner49er34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao fax I'm dead

    • @MrDulvalius69
      @MrDulvalius69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Remember the time when people actually said "has me dead"? Those were good times.

    • @ertugrulghazi334
      @ertugrulghazi334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahah although tbf, it's not like the sorcerer really did anything special 😅.

  • @connor80059
    @connor80059 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dude went in for the last hit but couldn't even get that lol

  • @Yup932
    @Yup932 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro was fighting the damn barrier to the boss. Shoulda known he was a maniac

  • @ghamdi7077
    @ghamdi7077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2159

    The way that beam just appeared from behind him and went right through him is fuckin hysterical.

    • @kxmode
      @kxmode 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Totally unplayable!

    • @Arashi257
      @Arashi257 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Summoned ally: I got you bro! "Fires huge death beam from behind"

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Arashi257 Is friendly fire on? Oh shi...

    • @WaterKatara
      @WaterKatara ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And the way his character seemed like it was summoning the laser himself 😂

    • @matteoportioli3632
      @matteoportioli3632 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like Hidan & Kakuzu combo

  • @DarkFactory
    @DarkFactory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4890

    I didn't expect to see Kamehameha disintegrating Mohg out of existence

    • @joranmoore5663
      @joranmoore5663 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean, this is a "Lord of Blood" who gets procced suspiciously easily.

    • @jaddy72
      @jaddy72 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      How did you not expect it it's literally the thumbnail

    • @believeinjesus6972
      @believeinjesus6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Repent to Jesus Christ
      “The tongue has the power of life and death, and those who love it will eat its fruit.”
      ‭‭Proverbs‬ ‭18:21‬ ‭NIV‬‬
      J

    • @tylerhibbs7086
      @tylerhibbs7086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@believeinjesus6972 ligma

    • @Darkko88
      @Darkko88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tylerhibbs7086 joe mama

  • @TicTacEnjoyer
    @TicTacEnjoyer 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This one's sanity must've been already crumbled.

  • @SoCalSalt
    @SoCalSalt หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Homie sent you straight to the dlc

  • @Count_Dooku_Tyrannus
    @Count_Dooku_Tyrannus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1566

    I summoned a guy called "I CHEESE MOHG" and in my head I was like "yeah sure buddy" but lo and behold he jumped on top of the Statue of Merika, onto the tombstone, and then over to the adjacent wall, which he used to walk into the arena and then cheese Mohg by killing him since his AI wasn't active.

    • @b66wky
      @b66wky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      well, cant complain, he delivered

    • @twisted9516
      @twisted9516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      idk why you would ever doubt a souls player

    • @ThePhoenix1
      @ThePhoenix1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      souls players are many things. a liar is usually not one of them lmfao.

    • @apatheticdeity6030
      @apatheticdeity6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      @@ThePhoenix1 Hidden path ahead! Therefor, Attack!

    • @squirtleturtl
      @squirtleturtl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@ThePhoenix1 hidden path ahead gotta be the biggest lie to exist in every souls game

  • @daizbid
    @daizbid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2883

    I always wondered why people said this game was hard, then I realized I was a mage.

    • @RedForman007
      @RedForman007 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @swaggymungdaal
      @swaggymungdaal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      it can honestly be pretty easy as other builds too, i think the only builds that get REALLY screwed over in this game are pure 100% melee builds (which even that is made easier with bloodhound's step) and bow/crossbow builds, bow/crossbow builds are embarrassingly weak, i don't ever see anybody even try to use them

    • @rattlelibre
      @rattlelibre 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@swaggymungdaal ur bugging. any1 with a dik and ballz goes full dex melee

    • @onceuponarevenant9409
      @onceuponarevenant9409 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Playing great sword like Guts can be a easy avenue, but I recognize that mage class has some edge here.

    • @anthonybowman3423
      @anthonybowman3423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      A glass cannon mage is OP as fuck in a big boss room with lots of space. But in a small tight boss room, with no summoning, and even a few normal enemies, their squishy robes of magic can turn into a bloody mess real quick. I had friends complain about really powerful bosses that have some slow strong attack that can 1 shot them and I'm like, dude quick weak attacks from normal enemies can 1 shot me.

  • @AntonMayskiy
    @AntonMayskiy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    bro understood the assignment

  • @Pizza-69
    @Pizza-69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "Hol' on, let me debuff him real quick"

  • @cjstudio1000
    @cjstudio1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    Dude literally put the “I” in “team”

    • @anderescobar4752
      @anderescobar4752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      “Tiem”

    • @tankmanled2874
      @tankmanled2874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I is in the a of TEAM when in box font

    • @reddpoint3788
      @reddpoint3788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's the damn Apple version of a team

    • @SimianWonder
      @SimianWonder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      There's no "I" in "team", but there is a "me".

    • @scottbecker4367
      @scottbecker4367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There is no I in team, but there is one in time, and mine is wasted for every second I'm not blasting a boss with Comet Azur.

  • @titusfortunus2916
    @titusfortunus2916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9193

    Only summon other players when you've failed so many times, even with ashes, that you just wanna move on. Because the truth is, if you can't beat the boss... other players can, and have. By summoning, you're summoning someone whose sole goal is to kill that boss as quickly and safely as possible. Maybe not a comet azur mage, maybe a greatshield poking Rot build stunlock spear user. Maybe a dual wielding seppuku bleed katana against Rennala. Maybe popping Ironjar Steel like it's candy and armoring through Malenia. Maybe anything. The moment you touch someone else's summon sign, you are saying "Big brother, please kill this boss for me." And they did. You're welcome.
    No shame to anyone who's summoned. I solo'd Malenia in NG, but NG+ I gave up and summoned. I needed big brother help, IDGAF, that bitch is hard.

    • @zyrius
      @zyrius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +977

      Based take.

    • @StressedSloth
      @StressedSloth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      I've got my ass beaten by Horoah Lux so many times, so when I finally beat him with no spirits or summons, I tried to help other players to kill him, now I've killed him so many times that I remember his entire moveset and helped a lot of players win to him, feels nice man, the revenge.

    • @shanew5012
      @shanew5012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +368

      This was a good comment, i enjoyed reading it. 10/10

    • @PsychoFreedom
      @PsychoFreedom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      i didint approve in full with it, i my friends and many people from community who play for fun with normal build wanan help other fight the boss but we didn't do it for them. We do it with them.

    • @VirgilHawkinsIs
      @VirgilHawkinsIs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Ironically, I help ppl beat bosses so I can learn the mechanics without dying in my own world and risking my runes. 😂

  • @Luxai
    @Luxai หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This is better than suffering for hours, I promise you.

    • @cipher2956
      @cipher2956 หลายเดือนก่อน

      fr

  • @midnightmoron332
    @midnightmoron332 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The way he was starting to get into it then got immediately covered up completely by the beam was so perfectly comedically timed it's unreal. This was like watching an animated skit about how broken sorcery is.

  • @lordvalis1586
    @lordvalis1586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    Literally summoned the exact same guy. I just stared at him afterwards not only in amazement but also in fear. This is a power man is not meant to wield.

    • @glezard212
      @glezard212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Azure comet plus 99 mana plus 99 int plus physic for buff magic equals death

    • @glezard212
      @glezard212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @NomadicGondolier man man they gonna do this game exactly what they did to bloodbourne nerf magic to the roof

    • @glezard212
      @glezard212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @NomadicGondolier you know I’m telling the truth

    • @hailothgaming
      @hailothgaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      ...That's why we become/deserve Elden Lord...... Whole reason we can kill a God is partly because we are one, So of course we should have cool AND strong spells.

    • @Shaddymaze
      @Shaddymaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That guy got summoned and said "Do not misunderstand it. This is not power of your creation!"

  • @Glitch-Phases
    @Glitch-Phases ปีที่แล้ว +8620

    I once was bored out of my mind so I reassigned my levels and renamed my Character to “MinecraftCreeper” made him look cursed and the first summon I got was for Radagon
    I ran at him exploded, Died from the explosion, and dealt and grand total of 854 Damage…
    I don’t know what they were expecting

    • @sayaky123
      @sayaky123 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

      That actually sounds hilarious lmao

    • @Glitch-Phases
      @Glitch-Phases ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sayaky123 On my Channel you can see me blowing 2 people up somehow and getting a rune arc

    • @LuisFernando-fd3rs
      @LuisFernando-fd3rs ปีที่แล้ว +684

      Dude, I want to summon ppl like u HAHAHAHA
      These days i'm just summoning a lot of mages, where's the ppl with meme build or melee. Cant even have fun there :c

    • @lilbigguy69420
      @lilbigguy69420 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      How did you explode lol

    • @Glitch-Phases
      @Glitch-Phases ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilbigguy69420 “Ruptured Crystal Tear”
      You can get 2 of them to double the damage

  • @dominykaszakrys3373
    @dominykaszakrys3373 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    bro could name himself "Furled Finger Exodia"

  • @easy8077
    @easy8077 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Played as mage myself and it's actually not really easier except having strong ranged options, but most enemies have some way of closing the gap BUT I fully understand still why someone would call it easy mode, because if you want it to be easy - as mage you can have it the easiest!

  • @requ1emYBA
    @requ1emYBA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1377

    "WHY?" "cause it's easy. and it does a lot of damage." -happy souls

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      "Why does everybody keep casting laser beamz?!"
      "because it's easy, and It does a lot of damage."

    • @Ewing_Klipspringer
      @Ewing_Klipspringer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      BAAAAWS WEAPOOOOONS

    • @BlitzDante
      @BlitzDante 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      man I hope these guys come back to do a parody elden ring video.

    • @navtektv
      @navtektv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watch the clip he doesn't get any runes.

    • @emelyne2232
      @emelyne2232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lightning "YES YESS WHOOOO YESSSS" 😂😂😂

  • @TheHogfatherInvades
    @TheHogfatherInvades ปีที่แล้ว +3006

    I love how he's attacking the boss fog as if to say
    LET ME INNN
    I PROMISE I CAN BE TRUSTED AROUND THIS BOSS

    • @EcstaticObsessive
      @EcstaticObsessive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +173

      let me into your bossfight lol im a normal sorcerer i swear

    • @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn
      @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      man is just making mad runes oneshotting the mogh of all these nohands lmao

    • @mrcoolguyy6583
      @mrcoolguyy6583 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Let me in I swear we won't jump you

    • @anonfinally1692
      @anonfinally1692 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      "I don't have Terra Magica and Comet Azur slotted I swear!"

    • @Freekymoho
      @Freekymoho 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@EcstaticObsessive*smugly pulls out the Comet Azur*

  • @raidenei651
    @raidenei651 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAA!" ahh move 😭

  • @forest_hobo
    @forest_hobo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Nice 😎 haven't gotten elden ring yet but to learn that sorta skill definitely does intrest me alot!

    • @spiffdaddy
      @spiffdaddy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nerfed to bone bud..

    • @forest_hobo
      @forest_hobo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@spiffdaddy lol, everything fun is always nerfed to shit

  • @TheTacRat
    @TheTacRat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3251

    Makin the mother of all builds Jack, can't fret over every broken setup

    • @WolfSavior
      @WolfSavior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nanomachines son!

    • @Magic.God.Othinus
      @Magic.God.Othinus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@WolfSavior Nanorunes*

    • @erikobernhard
      @erikobernhard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Glintstone son!

    • @KaroxNightshade
      @KaroxNightshade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't *bleep* with this Rivers of Blood!

    • @Felix-dh9tl
      @Felix-dh9tl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goku: ”Super kamehameha!!”

  • @superphatcakes
    @superphatcakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3319

    Simply put: If they're a mage waiting for a summon for any boss, always assume they got this in their pocket, because they typically do.

    • @DrDizzleFrizzle
      @DrDizzleFrizzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      man, I've tried to summon so many to help against Greyll, they all run up, try to use rock sling, get one shot, and I'm left with a double HP pissed off dragon

    • @superphatcakes
      @superphatcakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Hilariously, rock sling is really good for fighting dragon enemies, but they definitely seem to not understand that rock sling has some of the best range for spells in the game.

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I once summoned 2 other guys into a fight and we all stepped in the door and did this move 🤣 fastest fight I have ever seen lol

    • @Tom-ml5sj
      @Tom-ml5sj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can confirm this

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I have a mage character.
      If it is just me against a boss...I often do not have this. I am about to be running and avoiding one shot death swings while trying to chuck rocks.
      If I have a decent spirit Ash out, I am yelling for them to get aggro and doing the same.
      If I am a summon though?
      Thank you. You are better than mimic and you already start with aggro. I'll just set up the *damage cannon*

  • @Obsidian-Elytra
    @Obsidian-Elytra หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Bro had an Energy Beam cooked up since The Dinosaur Age.

  • @semkjaer3581
    @semkjaer3581 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    ChatGPT vs homework

  • @demontime777
    @demontime777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    nobody:
    summoned players: We will make you elden lord today

    • @Stormmblade
      @Stormmblade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Maybe the real Elden Ring was the Tarnished we summoned along the way

    • @eddieb1995
      @eddieb1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      On god. The only reason I have my blade of miquella trophy is because of the two heroes I summoned. Those dudes or gal were fuckin tanks

    • @Auksey
      @Auksey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nobody: this comment format is funny

    • @neurotypicalkirby3991
      @neurotypicalkirby3991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Auksey nobody: asked

    • @ytshotmaker
      @ytshotmaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@neurotypicalkirby3991 Nobody: cares whether anyone asked or not, they're right

  • @_...0.._
    @_...0.._ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3057

    host: "must you really cast?"
    summoned: "don't interfere"
    boss: "this is between us"
    proceeds to get oneshotted.

    • @Skillfulstone
      @Skillfulstone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      There are way too many MGR references in this comment section XD

    • @Meatball-kv1yc
      @Meatball-kv1yc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I understood that reference

    • @saswag2004
      @saswag2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MEMORIES BROKEN THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

    • @holdmygame7770
      @holdmygame7770 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Skillfulstone mgr?

    • @dragonknight6972
      @dragonknight6972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@holdmygame7770 metal gear rising revengeance is what it stands for

  • @stepsis8437
    @stepsis8437 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When he smacked the wall i knew it was about to go down 💀💀

  • @Korgano
    @Korgano 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bro got that one shot build.

  • @SpartanCarver
    @SpartanCarver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4517

    Mage here, it’s impossible for us not to do this when the boss is willing to just slowly walk towards you lmao

    • @cameronparris1
      @cameronparris1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Do you know what spell he used? Or what Incantation???

    • @stephenmoore7749
      @stephenmoore7749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      @@cameronparris1 comet azur is the spell, he also used the hidden cerulean tear to get no fp spells for 10 seconds to complete the combo

    • @cameronparris1
      @cameronparris1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@stephenmoore7749 Thank you kindly.

    • @danyalal782
      @danyalal782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@cameronparris1 he used Kamehameha

    • @spaceduniverse
      @spaceduniverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@danyalal782 certified

  • @deadx0092
    @deadx0092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2474

    I summoned a mage against Malenia and it was actually really fun. He didn't have any over powerd stuff he just had a spell that shots like 10 light beems and doesn't do much but distracts her while I do most of the damage and it was really cool how light beems appear from behind me while I run towards Malenia and swing around my dual blades while I also dodge her attacks, it felt like actually teamwork because I also had to make sure that Malenia didn't target him as much as possible and even when she did he was dodging everything like ultra instinct Goku and we did like a combo together to finish her off, its was a really nice experience

    • @matiasmoreno3562
      @matiasmoreno3562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It´s better defeat bosses alone, trust me

    • @deadx0092
      @deadx0092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      @@matiasmoreno3562 I already completed the game before I was just looking for a new experience in New Game+
      And I found it fun so I just do it here and there
      Some boss fights do seem to loose what makes them good when your with other players

    • @necro3442
      @necro3442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That man was Android 17, he gave your ass the “Goku and Frieza vs Jiren” experience.

    • @deadx0092
      @deadx0092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@necro3442 That's exactly what it was lol

    • @ltore1
      @ltore1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mage was just letting you feel like you were needed. 😂

  • @Code_Playad
    @Code_Playad 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +306

    If you want a good experience with another player play coop with a friend don't just summon a random stranger they'll just think you were struggling with that boss and just kill it most of the time.

    • @brahtrumpwonbigly7309
      @brahtrumpwonbigly7309 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Yep. I had a lot of experience playing OG DS, and a buddy of mine wanted to do a playthrough. He mostly only summoned me, and I ran through the game naked so that I wasn't too OP for him. I also let him take the lead and rarely told him any secrets, just some hints here and there.

    • @dianarizo3748
      @dianarizo3748 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I need this... I've been struggling with the God skin Noble... Need HELP!

    • @HallidayASR
      @HallidayASR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But I don't have any friends 😥

    • @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon
      @illseeyaonthedarksideofthemoon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dianarizo3748 The one in Volcano Manor? Use the pillars to block his rolling or use bloodhound step to avoid it.

    • @iRunKids
      @iRunKids 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dianarizo3748throw sleeping pots at em and they’re ez pz

  • @endoritoo
    @endoritoo 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Brother in christ he literally did what you asked

  • @dirtiermike
    @dirtiermike 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1658

    I used that same setup with a friend once but before I did I asked her "Do you want to fight it... or do you just want it dead?" lol

    • @Dfreg21
      @Dfreg21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      did that too but when he said no i eitherway killed the boss

    • @n3onvalkyrie936
      @n3onvalkyrie936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Dfreg21 Evil

    • @momarrr
      @momarrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Dont act like you know girls

    • @BlackBladeSombra
      @BlackBladeSombra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@momarrr someone's jealous lmao

    • @elninodeoro167
      @elninodeoro167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@momarrr you truly are maidenless

  • @ReiAyanami8
    @ReiAyanami8 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1278

    Player: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
    Phantom: You're welcome, citizen!

    • @jsullivan2112
      @jsullivan2112 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Player: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
      Phantom: Well I mean your goddamn vigor is so low you were obviously going to die anyway.

  • @EGGPLAYUH420j9
    @EGGPLAYUH420j9 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Wow that escalated quickly. Really that got out of hand fast”

  • @rewsterfewd1226
    @rewsterfewd1226 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “I need help with this boss”
    “Well not that much help”

  • @LOLquendoTV
    @LOLquendoTV ปีที่แล้ว +7245

    I mean, he exterminated the boss extremely efficiently, I'd say he did his job pretty well

    • @Sky_darts
      @Sky_darts ปีที่แล้ว +292

      One might say, too well

    • @ambiguous8661
      @ambiguous8661 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Definitely overdid it. At least let the second phase appear absolute facepalm

    • @urieldraconis857
      @urieldraconis857 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Why waste time on the 2nd? That’s just runes lost on wasted time

    • @icebox1954
      @icebox1954 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      ​@@Sky_dartsThe summoner cheesed the fight the moment he summoned so this is what's to be expected.

    • @ChristopherMorgan-oh6ki
      @ChristopherMorgan-oh6ki ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@ambiguous8661why waste the time?

  • @hetism
    @hetism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1453

    that guy was probably just farming runes that boss drops like 400k

    • @hunt3r710
      @hunt3r710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      if u killed him as a phantom he only gives u 20% of his souls reward

    • @hunt3r710
      @hunt3r710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      and some bosses 35%

    • @titusfortunus2916
      @titusfortunus2916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      More likely farming Rune Arcs, easy kill, great farm. If he has access to Mohg, then he has access to "The Farming Spot".

    • @hetism
      @hetism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hunt3r710 oh i didn’t know that i barely play co-op

    • @hunt3r710
      @hunt3r710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hetism yup but the regular enemies gives u a 100% like the host

  • @msn3033
    @msn3033 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    honestly satisfying to watch after doing this fight without the item to disable Nihil

  • @Big-boned_Pikachu
    @Big-boned_Pikachu หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lol this move always cracks me up. What a ridiculous way to beat a boss

  • @parchmentengineer8169
    @parchmentengineer8169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I saw who they were fighting, and my first reaction was "Oh no! I haven't fought this guy yet! I don't want to get spoiled on his attack patterns!"
    I don't think I should have worried.

    • @sanko7356
      @sanko7356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @walker7753
      @walker7753 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Funny enough I just killed this guy alone with my mimic last night

    • @Taya-rl2bn
      @Taya-rl2bn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not like you saw anything anyway 😆

    • @bigbandrunner3609
      @bigbandrunner3609 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes u should worry lmao

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator ปีที่แล้ว +2697

    This is why if you don’t want to trivialize a fight you need to decide whether to summon someone with a mage staff on their phantom preview. Some of them are normal, and some have followed in the footsteps of Azur.

    • @AnNguyen-sy8nt
      @AnNguyen-sy8nt ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Ah yes, the Azur Lane

    • @GenocideHeart
      @GenocideHeart ปีที่แล้ว +294

      And then there are the guys who are naked with a katana and a pot on their heads.

    • @fefega
      @fefega ปีที่แล้ว +129

      ​@@AnNguyen-sy8ntthe path of the cunny

    • @AnNguyen-sy8nt
      @AnNguyen-sy8nt ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@fefega UOGHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @haydeng3541
      @haydeng3541 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      If you don't want to trivialize a fight, don't summon. Even with a melee player, split aggro is an absurd tip of the scales in your favor

  • @Mearex_
    @Mearex_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "you must be pretty strong, let's fight"

  • @ectothermic
    @ectothermic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Dude did his job.

  • @Gunnerg33
    @Gunnerg33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6712

    Imagine all the time, energy, frustration that a new player goes through to get this far. This is it. This is the battle he has been training for. It is time. He goes through the mist. He activates his spells and buffs. He dashes towards his final foe. And before he could thrust his blade into the enemies side... deleted

    • @mason3641
      @mason3641 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      It's not that deep

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      @@mason3641 tbf on a first playthrough you either make Mohg or Melania your penultimate challenge of the game or you straight up miss them completely because there's literally 0 hints as to how to start the quest that leads you to both of them short of happening upon one of the quest items while randomly exploring

    • @felipegiraldo8100
      @felipegiraldo8100 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Imagine summoning people in your first playtrough. thats an amazing way to ruin your experience and self prouness of beating a boss.

    • @drcheesecak3
      @drcheesecak3 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      @@felipegiraldo8100 imagine telling others how to have fun as if your fun is the only fun that exists.

    • @faultyparadise2493
      @faultyparadise2493 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@drcheesecak3 lol, facts

  • @gamebuster800
    @gamebuster800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    If I'm summoning anyone, I want to win. If I want a good fight, I'm playing solo.

    • @user-fy3nf3lg2j
      @user-fy3nf3lg2j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This

    • @NYC_Goody
      @NYC_Goody 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or ya can have fun in CO op by not using something busted and helping the summoner win at the same time. That's always an option

    • @Nuhuhdugebs
      @Nuhuhdugebs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@NYC_Goody yeah but people want to not have the host with 15 vigor die instantly so they just kill the boss as fast as possible

    • @user-fy3nf3lg2j
      @user-fy3nf3lg2j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@NYC_Goody or u could have friend u know in real life who play the game and summon them in.

    • @user-fy3nf3lg2j
      @user-fy3nf3lg2j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@NYC_Goody if u are summoning randoms you have no autonomy on how they play nor should you, simply don't summon anyone then.

  • @MembarzOnly
    @MembarzOnly หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I bet he sits there all day waiting to be summoned just to do that over and over again😂😂😂

  • @Potato98765
    @Potato98765 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bro just stepped in and took care of business.

  • @JimmyBags69
    @JimmyBags69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    This happened to me too. Had Gandalf himself come in and take out commander Niall in about a half a second. Dude just died immediately 😂

    • @vitorsantos7638
      @vitorsantos7638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude! when did that happen.?

    • @devilskind92
      @devilskind92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dude, my friend’s character is named Gandalf and he sent me a video of him destroying Niall with Comet Azur hahaha

    • @learningtoadult3450
      @learningtoadult3450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nialls minnions gave me more trouble than he did, had to use Tiche to help out

    • @danbit9188
      @danbit9188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I helped people with Niall this week and im named grandalf too , maybe it was me wtf

    • @JimmyBags69
      @JimmyBags69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It was about two weeks ago. I don't remember the player name but funny enough it was my first summon because I didn't know how lol I think you're right about the comet. I was like " oh shit , GANDALF! " I took like 2 steps towards Niall and some huge ball comes past my shoulder and drops him instantly. It was fuckin awesome

  • @zeusnumba6
    @zeusnumba6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    hes doing his job as a mage and a summon, annihilate every boss in sight

    • @joppejop7767
      @joppejop7767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mage isnt even that op also its boring asf i tried it i was 300lv i had every best item in game and still many bosses take like few minutes when normally i can kill them in 30sec or less

    • @lovingdragon6528
      @lovingdragon6528 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@joppejop7767 mage is different gameplay than physical classes, so although it was boring for you, you may not have had genuinely optimal stuff including spells, armor, and stats to do the insane damage mages are capable in Elden

    • @Eeatmyas
      @Eeatmyas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joppejop7767 lol u under a rock 1st what kinda reply is that .. and 2nd obviuosly you havent been pvping other mages .u just dont know how to build a mage lol

    • @cupof_jo924
      @cupof_jo924 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joppejop7767 mage was more fun i previous games but azure comet destroys some bosses easily in this game. Saw someone wreck Astel’s shit with that spell.

    • @GenuineA-HOLE
      @GenuineA-HOLE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cupof_jo924 bro my friend couldn’t get passed Astel so he did that and the moon with gravity rocks. Doing some crazy damage

  • @citizenkhan4696
    @citizenkhan4696 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Summon: ''None of you seem to understand.... Im not locked up here with you.''
    ''You are locked up with ME!''

  • @northernbear1162
    @northernbear1162 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    I find it hilarious how the music starts at around the same time as the spell begins to absolutely demolish Mohg. It's like a reveal of someone's full power in an anime fight or something.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      START THE BOSS MUSIC, START THE BOSS MUSIC!
      *BUT NOT FOR YOU*

    • @Shazoo1997
      @Shazoo1997 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Mogh got his song usurped

    • @renno2679
      @renno2679 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It already started, but it appeared on beat with the song lol

    • @phootaphan9166
      @phootaphan9166 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Only thing that would've made it better is if the summon turned red after defeating the boss and started attacking the player.

  • @carnictus23
    @carnictus23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    Honestly this is what I did most of the time when being summoned, I cannot believe how many hosts have less than 800HP and get one shot instantly upon entering the boss

    • @Supermonkeyfun
      @Supermonkeyfun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +274

      Recently I was in a hosts game for the last boss, and he had 376 health

    • @SolomonTheBard
      @SolomonTheBard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      you're a true hero

    • @kevinreyes1499
      @kevinreyes1499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@Supermonkeyfun That's actually hilarious.

    • @assass5814
      @assass5814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Because darksouls, many tend to stop at 1000 hp, I did that in dakrsouls 3, never went above 1k hp as my build were quality as I wanted to use as much weapon as I can or I wanted to use the greatlance at soul lvl 90. I played through the game up until the city with less than 800 hp getting oneshotted and just relying on my dodging, I fought that red lighting tree sentinel with less than 800 hp and I was also underleveled by quite alot, area is like lvl 100 I was 80, any hit was almost insta kill for me.

    • @assass5814
      @assass5814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Now I am a well still a quality build, but I have 2000 hp and oh boy does that really help alot