How Strong is My Manhole......

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  • @DemolitionRanch
    @DemolitionRanch  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1554

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  • @DrBeauHightower
    @DrBeauHightower 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5403

    10/10 title

    • @frankgio779
      @frankgio779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Matt probably has a pretty resilient manhole.

    • @wompneedshelp5305
      @wompneedshelp5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Who doesn’t fire snipers at their manhole

    • @WagnerWolf7.62
      @WagnerWolf7.62 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@frankgio779 truuuue

    • @IcyBune
      @IcyBune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Somewhere in alternate universe

    • @jakel3491
      @jakel3491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Why is ur comment game so strong?

  • @davek6089
    @davek6089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4465

    Matt(in the past): "this is a family friendly channel!"
    *also Matt*: "lets see if a magnum can penetrate my manhole"

    • @nazarderkach9320
      @nazarderkach9320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Don't tell Mere! 🏳️‍🌈

    • @user-sr5so5rm7s
      @user-sr5so5rm7s 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Also:
      “Mmm, that was a powerful magnum going into my manhole. “

    • @magicsasafras3414
      @magicsasafras3414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-sr5so5rm7s (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @notfunnnydude
      @notfunnnydude 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@user-sr5so5rm7s (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

    • @kadenwhiteaker
      @kadenwhiteaker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Magnum dong...

  • @junebugkamikaze9121
    @junebugkamikaze9121 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    omg. this guy brings a smile to my face whenever i watch him. there's not many things to smile about anymore these days, so it's good to have people like matt.

  • @aldahirramirez8479
    @aldahirramirez8479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Love the way matt stays in context throughout the whole vid proving me that im inmature as hell😂

  • @capp00
    @capp00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9222

    If I was a bad guy, and the person I was after ripped a manhole out of the street, there would be no need to test if it's bullet proof because I'd be setting a new land speed record the other direction.

    • @onenaner
      @onenaner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      best comment

    • @BarneySaysHi
      @BarneySaysHi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😂

    • @SasoriZert
      @SasoriZert 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Cappoo 😀 glad to see you here man had to do a double take when I saw your name

    • @JVIT_TV
      @JVIT_TV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      😂that is definitely the appropriate course of action 😂

    • @michaelagainstme
      @michaelagainstme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Bruh, Genius! XD. i cant stop laughing, for both ( ur comment and also Matt keeps on saying, Penetrating my Manhole XD

  • @LennoxMatt1
    @LennoxMatt1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Mere: "Where have you been?"
    Matt: "In the woods, penetrating my manhole"

    • @10kslicc11
      @10kslicc11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      One of the only reasons that I came to this video what's to see comments like this good job my man

    • @Farmelle
      @Farmelle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If ever there were a time to not tell Mere...

    • @vickivallencourt4169
      @vickivallencourt4169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought Mere was his manhole? /shrug

    • @actschp1
      @actschp1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vickivallencourt4169 😳🤐

    • @monkeygraborange
      @monkeygraborange 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      As soon as I saw the title I thought, “take a drink every time Matt says ‘manhole’ “
      Huge mistake.

  • @MrPOTC
    @MrPOTC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Matt, manholes are H20 (10,000 pounds) rated. that means they are designed for fully loaded trucks to stop on them. Also, they are made of Ductile iron, not cast iron. for a real challenge get a casting from Neenah foundry, they have castings designed for Airports.

  • @jasonwhipple4675
    @jasonwhipple4675 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The intros to your vids are my favorite. Pure unabashed childish fun! Puts a smile on my face every time.

  • @BigDaddysPlati
    @BigDaddysPlati 2 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    From one man to another, I couldn’t imagine taking all those loads and not even flinch! You my friend have a strong manhole!

  • @johnrandolph1989
    @johnrandolph1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4630

    This man never grew up, he's a kid with a beard, money, and a very patient wife.😂

    • @AllUselessfacts
      @AllUselessfacts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      And that’s why we love him.

    • @bornstellar104
      @bornstellar104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And look at you... The same.

    • @edanpino5035
      @edanpino5035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I don't know dude that sounds like most dads

    • @nijsmike8899
      @nijsmike8899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@bornstellar104 how the fuck do you know ?

    • @creedcero2429
      @creedcero2429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      His wife couldnt be mad if she wanted to. He's making ridiculous amounts of money

  • @marcoverley222
    @marcoverley222 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    All the years of watching Matt's videos I have never thought he would take soo much about his man 🕳

  • @jackalmighty3640
    @jackalmighty3640 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:08 i’m not a gun owner so it’s not often i can relate to things matt says, but this, does put a smile on my face

  • @lukecoble57
    @lukecoble57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    This isn’t what I was looking for when I googled man hole destruction

  • @pacman4521
    @pacman4521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I usually don't crack up but I laughed every time he said manhole. His demeanour is so funny that it makes corny jokes funny every time.

  • @imaddi
    @imaddi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was cracking up when he said, "Let's see if there is something that can destroy my manhole." 13:18

  • @thesneakysnek6854
    @thesneakysnek6854 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Matt, I love the level of effort you put into your busted intros. Cracks me up everytime.

  • @crypticgaming9318
    @crypticgaming9318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2022

    Matt: “That was a powerful Magnum going in my Manhole”
    Matt: “so far we’ve only gotten a 1/2inch penetration into my manhole”
    I’m dead after these.

    • @grinchmotard969
      @grinchmotard969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same 🤣🤣🤣

    • @illus1onz698
      @illus1onz698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i was about to comment something like this with the "we need something thicker and longer to peneitrate"

    • @211q1
      @211q1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is kinda small for some people taste ;)

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "we got these ropes tied to my giant manhole and they go to my truck"

    • @ZIHL
      @ZIHL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "deep and really hurt my manhole"

  • @floridasoldat
    @floridasoldat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    ATF: *zooms in with satellite* “this is the property of the man hoarding weapons”
    *small birds eye view of Matt running across his property in turtle suit with katanas*

    • @Gldn1017
      @Gldn1017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underrated comment 😭

    • @ralphwiggum6385
      @ralphwiggum6385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Gldn1017 give it time 👌😎

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao

    • @dustingreenfield8287
      @dustingreenfield8287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂🤣🖕🖕🖕 I can not with these comment best comment section I've ever been in!!!!

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Gldn1017 ATF: “we’ll see how much your man-hole can truly endure in the federal penitentiary”

  • @Aro-Skye
    @Aro-Skye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun with a little bit of learning and a whole lotta cool shots. My type of channel for my manhole.

  • @ShadyPlauge
    @ShadyPlauge 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    you're one of the funniest people alive. WE LOVE YOU

  • @eighterthabest9024
    @eighterthabest9024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1417

    Matt just told the same joke for 17 minutes straight. Thats dedication.

    • @Damitsall
      @Damitsall 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      We love it down at the police station. It's a lot of what we do here. "Only getting 1/2" of penetration on my man hole" that really hits home with us cops.

    • @Pronchonche
      @Pronchonche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "I didn't get that shit here for them not to laugh. Gonna hammer the joke till they crack, and they'll do before I get my .50 out !" Matt probably

    • @swordoxis5333
      @swordoxis5333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      18 minutes actually 🤣🤣

    • @stanmasinov6118
      @stanmasinov6118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After big joint this is extra funny😂

    • @chickenfeet8558
      @chickenfeet8558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And we all watched the entire video lmao

  • @SSartors
    @SSartors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    “It’ll put a little bit of fire in my manhole” -Matt
    Exactly my thoughts after eating Taco Bell

    • @TheErilaz
      @TheErilaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Try a Carolina reaper... Blue flames.. 😅

    • @eli1011
      @eli1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Now the age old question can a magnum penetrate my man hole” -Matt I think he has some stuff to tell us

    • @Daemius777
      @Daemius777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A good taco should bring fire twice

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are people eating at Taco Bell specifically that seems to make them need to commit 3rd Degree Murder on their toilets

  • @B1gSheisty
    @B1gSheisty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I was laughing the whole video😭 the way he casually talks about his “manhole” is too funny😂

  • @baadach3752
    @baadach3752 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    crazy richochets coming back @ 7:20 ... like every single shot

  • @Relyfew
    @Relyfew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    I could just imagine being one of Matts' kids and looking out the window and seeing Matt running around in a teenage mutant ninja costume and just thinking to my self "Dad being himself again"

    • @davidlee480
      @davidlee480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      His kids will for sure have the best memories haha. Matt's so goofy.

    • @jorgemontero2554
      @jorgemontero2554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There goes dad again 😒

    • @davidlee480
      @davidlee480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jorgemontero2554 I want to see Matt do some pranks on mere or the kids

    • @maxcomstock1831
      @maxcomstock1831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “My Dad is so cool

    • @tartarianbarbarian1256
      @tartarianbarbarian1256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She probably has to send the kids out to wrangle their dad back inside for supper.

  • @bulldogmack
    @bulldogmack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "That was a powerful magnum going into my manhole"
    -Matt carriker 2021.

    • @memphisriecks33
      @memphisriecks33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do people call it a magnum tho it's not.

    • @williamcooper598
      @williamcooper598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@memphisriecks33 according to a quick google check, it is indeed a magnum round by the vague criteria for designation as a magnum

    • @memphisriecks33
      @memphisriecks33 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      but u don't shout it of a mag but the more ya know I guess.

    • @asueft
      @asueft 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's what Donut Operator said

    • @dirtybasscatcher205
      @dirtybasscatcher205 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao bro I was rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @naturesbest7977
    @naturesbest7977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know a manhole cover will stop anything. You should see the ones we have here in New England! They stick 4 inches out of the ground and break rims, flatten tires, break front bumps and scrap your under carriage. It’s the only solid piece of infrastructure we have!

  • @sethobrien8523
    @sethobrien8523 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sound of that Barrett .50 BMG cocking is the most beautiful sound in the world

  • @RCS_inkleberg
    @RCS_inkleberg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Maybe taking a drink everytime Matt said "My manhole" wasn't such a good idea.

    • @mackinaw13w
      @mackinaw13w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol dude Matt is classic specially those intros aye

    • @CaptainHesperus
      @CaptainHesperus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So, you're saying Matt's manhole did some real damage to your liver?

    • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
      @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that depends on the drink and it's size, i'm doing it with single malt whiskey... gave up after the 4th mention? i think? i dont feel to good.

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Softy . I've had for candies, 4x 500 ml beers and 2 x brandy and coca cola 1x G and T and about 7 blunts. Hopefully this makes sense have great evening

    • @Ravishrex1
      @Ravishrex1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@theldraspneumonoultramicro405
      Softy . I've had for candies, 4x 500 ml beers and 2 x brandy and coca cola 1x G and T and about 7 blunts. Hopefully this makes sense have great evening

  • @peterpearce8489
    @peterpearce8489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +764

    I love how you’re so comfortable talking about your manhole

  • @tianamaycry
    @tianamaycry 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Matt is forever on a quest to find something to destroy his manhole. 😂😂😂

  • @enviosinterdimencionales8612
    @enviosinterdimencionales8612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    anitary. this got to be the funniest episode and i have watched them all.

  • @williamtufts3600
    @williamtufts3600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Matt has the biggest strongest manhole I have ever seen. His manhole can really take a pounding.

  • @ruizn1491
    @ruizn1491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I didn’t think I wanted to know about How strong Matt’s manhole is, but I was actually very surprised at how well it did

    • @jerodTSI
      @jerodTSI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣

    • @georginahuitron4800
      @georginahuitron4800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Z16th like

    • @TheIntJuggler
      @TheIntJuggler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought it would have gotten wrecked.

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheIntJuggler his manhole got penetrated, but definitely not wrecked.

    • @Merajito20k
      @Merajito20k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The angle he was shooting it only increased its survivability. Standard .50 cal round has about 16mm of penetration and a AP round has around 26. if he was shooting that manhole dead flat with the standard .50 cal round it would of gone through most likely.

  • @naeemahmuhammad3962
    @naeemahmuhammad3962 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Matt: This is a family friendly channel
    Also Matt: Let’s see what destroy my manhole

  • @B4ckwords
    @B4ckwords 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, this is one of my favorite videos! Hello from frosty Alaska!

  • @Feniks9174
    @Feniks9174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    *Mer looks out the window*
    *Sees Matt running around in a ninja turtle costume*
    Mer: "Hmm, must be Thursday."

    • @720qpb5
      @720qpb5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      seems about right

  • @Hoonaloulou
    @Hoonaloulou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    This manhole is like a budget Captain America shield. It's got the star on it and everything

    • @Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi
      @Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe that's where they got the inspiration for the shield from.

    • @gotyouchip1179
      @gotyouchip1179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its Captain California's Shield

    • @toddtourville984
      @toddtourville984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yaroslav_Tselovanskyi exactly.

    • @MATHOMPYAM
      @MATHOMPYAM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup brown star on his man hole 🕳 🤣

    • @draxxsklounst6595
      @draxxsklounst6595 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Fax no

  • @josepho.camachoirizarry1861
    @josepho.camachoirizarry1861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I recently acquired a Keltec P50 and I had the same malfunction when I first broke them in. I honestly believe the feeding issue is due to the mag itself… as it happened with each brand new mag. I haven’t experienced any other issues.

  • @dawnidol6821
    @dawnidol6821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude you are Super funny…..loved the genius use of the manhole 🕳 comments 🤣🤣

  • @SubcribeMinecraftNOW
    @SubcribeMinecraftNOW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2315

    Matt said "manhole" 33 times in this video. That's an average of 1.9 manholes in each minute

    • @ambitiousapestudio
      @ambitiousapestudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He's done in ten minutes, what has taken me years.

    • @chriswright3448
      @chriswright3448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I had wondered how many times he'd said that the word was losing all meaning to me thanks for having done the work XD

    • @ComicalSeadoggo
      @ComicalSeadoggo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      James A Janisse, is that you?

    • @ambitiousapestudio
      @ambitiousapestudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ComicalSeadoggo guilty as charged 🙌

    • @innocentbystander3317
      @innocentbystander3317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, Demolition Ranch totally fawks!

  • @robashley8216
    @robashley8216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Matt " how strong is my manhole"
    *Navy takes notice

    • @yeetmaster9728
      @yeetmaster9728 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bbankhead9576
      @bbankhead9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂

    • @DanGoodShotHD
      @DanGoodShotHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      As a former Naval Submariner I can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

    • @chipburns4123
      @chipburns4123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Squids!!

    • @DanGoodShotHD
      @DanGoodShotHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chipburns4123 🐙

  • @lazygamer9751
    @lazygamer9751 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro the shell got me week🤣🤣 @0:49

  • @The3RTMotoCrew
    @The3RTMotoCrew 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow all of the work for an intro that’s amazing Matt!

  • @sk8mac122
    @sk8mac122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Matt’s humor is like he is a middle schooler. I appreciate it

    • @vadimsegida2320
      @vadimsegida2320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt can be in any new action/comedy movies like a pro.

    • @fastdraw.5093
      @fastdraw.5093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of my favorite things about his channel

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Matt represents what a lot of men really want to be when they grow up: grown up kids.

    • @tubeonline629
      @tubeonline629 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because that's the age group of most of his viewers, or at least their mentality.

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tubeonline629 yes that's my mentality, have a problem with that?

  • @DS-gd1xw
    @DS-gd1xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “That was a powerful magnum going into my manhole” still laughing from that.

  • @Christ_is_Salvation
    @Christ_is_Salvation ปีที่แล้ว

    Manhole covers are usually made from ductile iron, it's not brittle like grey iron, it can bend and deform, which is what you want from something vehicles will be driving over.

  • @calebcantrell9115
    @calebcantrell9115 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad you had the correct thumbnail for this video.

  • @drraghavendrah4423
    @drraghavendrah4423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    People: what does your dad do for living
    His kids: he films himself playing with his manhole

  • @ElHerrero82
    @ElHerrero82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    This manhole needs to be a permanent addition to Matt's range as a bottomless source of puns.

    • @905_rk
      @905_rk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Can a magnum Penetrate my manhole
      -Demolition Matt 2021

    • @spartan6273
      @spartan6273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A bottomless manhole?

    • @TheScottmadison1982
      @TheScottmadison1982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I see what you did there

    • @AnasatisTiMiniatis
      @AnasatisTiMiniatis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not quite bottomless

  • @fish7143
    @fish7143 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh my gosh I just came back to this channel congrats on 10 million last time I watched you were at 3.5 million holy crap you’ve come so far man

  • @lukesdepotdays8432
    @lukesdepotdays8432 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cocking sound of the Barrett never gets old

  • @rlevy13
    @rlevy13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    If you were strong enough to lift that thing by hand you really don't have to worry about bullets. Maybe a bus.

    • @cocodojo
      @cocodojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      if you were strong enough to rip that manhole out of the street, even a bus probably wouldn't bother you. Maybe if they started shooting tanks at you, then I might get a bit worried, unless I was the Scottinator, then sticking a thumb in it would be all the patching up you'd need.

    • @chadcrenshaw54
      @chadcrenshaw54 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly!

  • @Freedom-tn7gd
    @Freedom-tn7gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Matt: doesn’t swear in his videos. Also Matt: likes to talk about his manhole a little bit too much

    • @davidweikle9921
      @davidweikle9921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🏳️‍🌈

    • @malachiSmith1
      @malachiSmith1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yeah Once was funny. 34 times. Not so much

    • @johngross8300
      @johngross8300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s like FlannelDaddies comment section - staying out there on the adults only edge. . . There’s always column off if it get to folks.

    • @AGMertzy
      @AGMertzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@malachiSmith1 I think it made it more funny the longer he kept the joke going! 🤣

  • @enliten3991
    @enliten3991 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    did nobody else realize this is a SIGMA manhole missed joke there for sure XD 14:24

  • @misterm767
    @misterm767 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That 'Manhole' looks like a captain America shield

  • @stoneseabolt
    @stoneseabolt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    This is my favorite episode of "Mentally Unstable Adult Karate Tortoise"!

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes.
      M.U.A.K.T.
      The best Saturday morning cartoon!

    • @R_411
      @R_411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG he needs to get three of his other gun buddies and make that show.

    • @sleepykitty8918
      @sleepykitty8918 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@R_411 Yes!

  • @jacknone5501
    @jacknone5501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    For anyone who was wondering how much Matt talked about his manhole the word "Manhole" was said 36 times over this video....Someone is obsessed with the strength of their manhole.
    Edit: Missed 2 manholes. I will never forgive myself

  • @296jayce
    @296jayce 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This mans oozed himself for our entertainment, and he dont even know us... not all heros wear capes

  • @Shadowstrife86
    @Shadowstrife86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was a riot Matt! Feel like I learned alot 😂😂

  • @screamingamish
    @screamingamish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Sooo for 10 videos now I have reccomended that Matt look up all of the gun related Guinness world records and attempt them. I stand by that statement. But I have recently learned that the GWR has gone woke and dropped its gun related records sooo... what if Matt did them and challenged other youtubers to beat his record. Matt could make his own gun world record book and sell it! I'd buy that.

    • @thehorsemanofwar5138
      @thehorsemanofwar5138 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is honestly a really good idea!

    • @redneckofthenorth8503
      @redneckofthenorth8503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are you seeing how many videos it will take to notice

    • @Learted
      @Learted 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a big brain move right there

    • @peytonroberts5887
      @peytonroberts5887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your idea could make him million or more

    • @seanwright1617
      @seanwright1617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great idea!

  • @benbailey4157
    @benbailey4157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Warpath : Let’s put DemolitionRanch in our game!
    Matt : talks about his manhole for 18 minutes

    • @officialSCP1156
      @officialSCP1156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated

    • @Stroopwaffe1
      @Stroopwaffe1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair that's fraud, that game is the WORST. Honestly king papshit game.

    • @trif55
      @trif55 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol, he did sell his soul in that bit at the end, I was laughing and cringing at the same time, but if that money helps buy guns and fund exciting projects I'm down with it!
      He was so deadpan though you could tell he was just reading, it's amusing they couldn't find a shirt big enough for his neck too!

  • @user-yo1it1rw4v
    @user-yo1it1rw4v 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did the manhole puns not get old?! lol

  • @dfhellraiser4td
    @dfhellraiser4td ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The manhole puns really made this video something special!

  • @orionsrifle5848
    @orionsrifle5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Matt: "lets try a magnum round." (Pulls out DE)
    "Sad 500 magnum noises"

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      who gets the taco tho?

    • @orionsrifle5848
      @orionsrifle5848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@redmist6630 lol we should all get one taco😂

    • @jmr1068204
      @jmr1068204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@redmist6630 Hmm...my lady's taco is pretty good, but I don't share it. Mild sauce, baby...

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jmr1068204 i like old el paso taco sauce on my tacos. but no sour cream, stuff just hides the flavors

  • @bochapman1058
    @bochapman1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Matt's explanation of cast iron: "It doesn't dent"
    Matt after every shot: "No dents"

    • @spicy_me
      @spicy_me 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It doesn't bend

    • @nonnayobuissness5682
      @nonnayobuissness5682 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cast iron is great if you want your armour to never move and never dent

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      who gets the taco?

    • @dustingreenfield8287
      @dustingreenfield8287 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💙💙👏👏👏

    • @jonbrown3227
      @jonbrown3227 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And be heavy as hell😂

  • @FemboyTwink-kr8dr
    @FemboyTwink-kr8dr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn’t know there was a new tmnt movie. 11/10 best one so far

  • @Daniel..Hernandez
    @Daniel..Hernandez 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro I know that thing is heavy but when he shot the 12 gauge slug it didn’t move at all whatsoever when the slug hit, awesome slow mo, keep up the great work!!

  • @bruhman3233
    @bruhman3233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    matt is somehow un-maturing slowly as he gets older hahaha

  • @JoeyCucchiara
    @JoeyCucchiara 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I swear the best part of watching a 50 cal is listening to you load a round in the chamber. Never gets old.

    • @Throku
      @Throku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yepp that one is my fav, He has oterh 50 cal guns, but they don't sound as good, so I'm glad he went back to this one.

  • @najimanam3886
    @najimanam3886 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “There’s the smoke from my manhole”😂😂😂

  • @MX304
    @MX304 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Wife: What are you doing?
    Me: Watching Matt play with his man hole.
    Wife: I'm not even going to ask....

    • @Matt-sm7bm
      @Matt-sm7bm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You win the internet for the day

    • @jaymedempster4691
      @jaymedempster4691 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @SheepdogSmokey
      @SheepdogSmokey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wife chose, wisely

  • @RODZILLA65
    @RODZILLA65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Matt having way too much fun with the "manhole" double entedre!

  • @usidk9358
    @usidk9358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mat will always have the best intros. 😂

  • @richbulls2061
    @richbulls2061 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is by far the funniest video by Matt all of his videos are funny but this is it lol

  • @joshuagibbons2804
    @joshuagibbons2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    “That was a powerful magnum going into my man hole”
    Yep, I cackled pretty hard.

  • @Audes2121
    @Audes2121 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I wish you'd bring out the 338 lapua more often before going straight to 50

    • @Sk1m_Beeble
      @Sk1m_Beeble 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I thought there was gonna be something in between since he said big gunS

  • @dorexmx152
    @dorexmx152 ปีที่แล้ว

    “That was a powerful magnum going in my manhole” that killed me 😂😂😂

  • @Alecks1990
    @Alecks1990 ปีที่แล้ว

    i like that people are chill now
    i mean, your manhole was in pretty much everyone's mouth and on everyone's tougue today and they all were ok with that

  • @tirrelljoyner3432
    @tirrelljoyner3432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I must admit. Matt had a lot of great Manhole one liners in this one.

    • @xxluigi75xx97
      @xxluigi75xx97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The “can a magnum penetrate my manhole” one had me dying

    • @travoltasbiplane1551
      @travoltasbiplane1551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why must you?

    • @nikname2773
      @nikname2773 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We gonna put something in my big large manhole

  • @sarahjulianne2954
    @sarahjulianne2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    I'm glad he's having fun. This guy never ceases to make me laugh lol It makes me feel better that he does these videos now too because I used to worry about all the hurt animals he dealt with and how that made him and his family feel. I think this is a fun balance.

    • @RICDirector
      @RICDirector 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All I can say is...that clinic must be either a total hoot to work in, or one of the most straightlaced and proper places you ever saw....

  • @akwurd
    @akwurd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I used to do finishing work on the sewer castings. Dirty dangerous work

  • @joshwalkerfunnylife1666
    @joshwalkerfunnylife1666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Huge shoutout to your cameraman he is on point, very good job!! P.S. I'd give my left you know what to be able to come shoot at Demolition Ranch 🤣🙏🤘💪🇺🇸 I'm only in Oklahoma lol

  • @m00np1e2
    @m00np1e2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    As a sewer maintenance worker, spending a lot of time in and around manholes, this is valuable life saving information. Thank you Matt! (BTW we lift these lids by hand up in Missouri 😜)

    • @Steve_I
      @Steve_I 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Are you actually picking them up or pulling up and sliding them over with a hook lol

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How many of you are lifting them?

    • @m00np1e2
      @m00np1e2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Steve_I When we remove them we use the hook. When we're putting them back on, more often than not we're actually lifting them.

    • @m00np1e2
      @m00np1e2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kingcosworth2643 It honestly depends on the lid. We've got a few different styles of lids, some of them are about 150lbs and we usually get them with one person. The heavier ones we get two guys on. It also depends on where we are compared to the frame. Some of our manholes are 5+ ft out of the ground, so those we obviously get extra hands on.

    • @DH-xw6jp
      @DH-xw6jp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you are careful about sanitation when handling manholes, wear protection lol.

  • @debow567
    @debow567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    “Matt - How strong is my man hole” (Ron Jeremy lurking in the background) “I’ll be the test of that”

    • @gunnermiller8909
      @gunnermiller8909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Where’s GarandThumb when you need him?

  • @ericdyer6223
    @ericdyer6223 ปีที่แล้ว

    We all love you Matt

  • @sonnymcginley6455
    @sonnymcginley6455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man always passes the vibe check

  • @beetangg
    @beetangg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I learned 2 things in this episode of Demo Ranch:
    1. Matt is great at tying up manholes and enjoys making multiple attempts at penetration
    2. In order to use a manhole as body armor, you must be able to bicep curl 200+ lbs.

  • @boydbower5687
    @boydbower5687 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Matt: "We don't have a forklift out here."
    Matt: owns a bobcat.
    Bobcat: makes forklift attachments for their skid-steers.

    • @djziggy8126
      @djziggy8126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right! 😠 Autocorrect.

    • @crimpinurpimpin
      @crimpinurpimpin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. Good point.

    • @ryanpolk3141
      @ryanpolk3141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But what’s the fun in that? Then you can’t make a swing/gong/hanging target 😂

    • @badwolf5245
      @badwolf5245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He actually has the forklift attachment.

    • @jasonswift7098
      @jasonswift7098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bobcat don't make forklift attachments for their skid-steers at all, other after-market companies do.

  • @y.a100
    @y.a100 ปีที่แล้ว

    13:52 your best looking gun,
    and my dream gun.

  • @JohnLewis-sk5wy
    @JohnLewis-sk5wy ปีที่แล้ว

    Good videos thanks for them

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Just imagining the kids looking out of the window while Matt was making the intro, shouting,
    'Mum dads acting funny again.'
    Mere, 'You mean telling jokes.'
    Kids, 'No the worrying kinda funny.'
    Also, The Innuendo is strong with this video.

  • @BassFearDave
    @BassFearDave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Lets be honest, the only reason he chose the Desert Eagle for this test is so he could say "Magnum" and "Manhole" in the same sentence repeatedly, without having to subject himself to shooting the S&W500 revolver

    • @txvet7738
      @txvet7738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You me S&W500 “MAGNUM”….lol!! What Matt needs is Scott from Kentucky Ballistics to shoot at Matt’s Manhole with his S&W500 MAGNUM!!!

    • @BassFearDave
      @BassFearDave 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@txvet7738 LOL!

    • @reptiloidmitglied2930
      @reptiloidmitglied2930 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Now we will see if my manhole is strong enough to withstand the load from this long barrel" 🤣

  • @simonschnell5343
    @simonschnell5343 ปีที่แล้ว

    matt is such a serious gun guy so i was dying hearing him talk about manholes

  • @KingKaete21
    @KingKaete21 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wow it’s jamming…it must be the new Hi-point

  • @MrBravo048
    @MrBravo048 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Deliberately saying “Man-Hole” a bunch of times just make us giggle. LMAO

  • @ironryomwest
    @ironryomwest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "Incendiary means it'll put a bit of fire in my man hole"
    God I love to quote Matt sometimes...😂🤣

  • @csguak
    @csguak ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy manhole that 50 calibur AP round is one unstoppable force

  • @kingpoppa1033
    @kingpoppa1033 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro this is the funniest video bro i cant with this😂😂😂😂 the commentary is 100