“The Incredibly Stupid One” (Stories from The Vietnam War)

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  4 ปีที่แล้ว +15154

    🧠"The Incredibly Stupid One" was in fact very clever...

  • @TheBeastlyCHAMP
    @TheBeastlyCHAMP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8206

    Bruh imagine the enemy even hiring a tutor to teach you your basic language

    • @calanon534
      @calanon534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +959

      Tutor: "YOU LEARN WRITE ENGRISH!"
      Doug: "Heh-heh.. fly goes buzz... what's an English, Teacher?"
      Tutor: "HE TOO DUMB TO LEARN! MAKE HIM SWEEP!"

    • @itshunni8346
      @itshunni8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      It might interest you to know that many soldiers were in fact illiterate or had a very basic level of understanding of english. this is because many came from rural backgrounds or were poor. this was less prominent in vietnam but they actually ran into issues with some soldiers being unable to fill out the paperwork to enlist.

    • @brandonharvey6995
      @brandonharvey6995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I hope the tutor was hot

    • @justod1117
      @justod1117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol.

    • @fisk7aal
      @fisk7aal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      So he was tortured in prison...

  • @cannonball666
    @cannonball666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6956

    Vietnamese Officer: "Torture the prisoner!"
    Vietnamese Guard: "Ewww, but he's picking his nose. You do it"
    Vietnamese Officer: "No, you do it"

  • @blackegret666
    @blackegret666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4493

    NVA: "Don't play dumb with me!"
    Doug: "But I am dumb."
    NVA: *Facepalm*

    • @claytonpactol8851
      @claytonpactol8851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      *note to self: never try that line again*

    • @niek8836
      @niek8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And after That napalm

    • @biohazard724
      @biohazard724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "I'm being very serious."

    • @iliketrains.539
      @iliketrains.539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The man played so stupid when I read this comment I accidentally read it as "Pace palm"

    • @imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936
      @imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

  • @illustriouschin
    @illustriouschin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    The brilliant aspect of his deception is that he didn't just pretend to be stupid, he created a mental model of not an American farmer's son but of a Vietnamese farmer's son, a context which his captors would understand, using details which would not have been commonly known to Americans at the time, based purely on his intuition.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood ปีที่แล้ว +90

      It shows how Doug was very sharp, and his tactics allowed him to work very well at the Hanoi Hilton, as well as being able to still sabotage troops who were there while being able to get a lay of the prison so well.

    • @FFXI_Addict
      @FFXI_Addict ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Trgn what's the top speed of your short bus?

    • @cameronsprague101
      @cameronsprague101 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​@@Trgn What? How do people this stupid exist? His story was fucking backed the the POWs including the officer he got the NVA to release... How are you not embarrassed to be alive with such a dysfunctional mind?

    • @Trgn
      @Trgn ปีที่แล้ว

      @@FFXI_Addict Tell me. You are clearly on one for believing this dumb bs

    • @DavidKFZ
      @DavidKFZ ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Was about to say, “I can’t read and write” would be unheard of to a western enemy, but to the North Vietnam army that would be very relatable and believable

  • @itspugsley8203
    @itspugsley8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18987

    Imagine pretending to so stupid that the enemy doesn’t take you seriously and you save hundreds of troops

    • @templefire7000
      @templefire7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +988

      "Are you sure we should let him walk around the prison?"
      "He's stupid, what kind of threat is he?"
      4 days later
      "Hey our truck is down again!"
      "Damnit!"

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      Pvt. Forrest Gump?

    • @joseluki
      @joseluki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      This is because the US army sent thousands of retarded men to fight in the war, the McNamara morons, check into it. He pretended to be an idiot an the vietnamese had already probably met a bunch of retarded soldiers captured during the war.

    • @noobman9733
      @noobman9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@joseluki for real

    • @claudeyaz
      @claudeyaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@joseluki I thought they never made it to Vietnam. The program was scrapped while still in bootcamp yeh?

  • @georgejones8481
    @georgejones8481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6484

    "my grandfather won the medal of honor at Omaha beach"
    "Mine was known as the stupid one"

    • @nagelfischer
      @nagelfischer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      He played so stupid that the NVA didn't really cared about him

    • @saltysergeant4284
      @saltysergeant4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The incredibly stupid one*

    • @wesleymcnabb4825
      @wesleymcnabb4825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      He was stupid, but for some reason, that was passed down through generation to generation. So no, teacher. I did not cheat on that test, I just didn't know I was cheating.

    • @Tombombadillo999
      @Tombombadillo999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      “Stupid one” or actually smarter than everyone else..

    • @thickgus4289
      @thickgus4289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Clearly a much greater title of power.

  • @dblundz
    @dblundz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7162

    " WHAT, ARE YOU STUPID?"
    "Yes"
    "oh, okay"

  • @florianschulz3027
    @florianschulz3027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    the man just went "incredible stupidity got me into this mess, and incredible stupidity is gonna get me out of it!"

  • @irk1674
    @irk1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3184

    Fisherman: "Hey Pal, Did you just blow in from stupid town?"

    • @potatowedges1051
      @potatowedges1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Underrated

    • @ScottyShaw
      @ScottyShaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I am dumber than you know, E-I-E-I-O!

    • @irk1674
      @irk1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@potatowedges1051 Lol it probably went over so many peoples heads thats why.

    • @potatowedges1051
      @potatowedges1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@irk1674 yes

    • @janeappleseed2154
      @janeappleseed2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dasrite

  • @Errormanden
    @Errormanden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26768

    To be fair. Getting knocked off his ship that way was incredibly stupid.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4028

      Yes, so basically he had a head start on the plan.

    • @yushless6560
      @yushless6560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +819

      Who are you? who is so stupid in the ways of Science...

    • @SlayerGodOfDeath
      @SlayerGodOfDeath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

      @@KandiKlover every genius born from stupid .....
      :p

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

      That was the 2nd mistake, the first was enlisting.
      At least he didn't reenlist, so I guess that makes him smarter than me.

    • @imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936
      @imnotusingthisaccountnowne5936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@yushless6560 LOL

  • @_vla
    @_vla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3307

    "Your going to die"
    "But what if i don't wana die"

    • @Eidolon1andOnly
      @Eidolon1andOnly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *You're

    • @brothinkhecarti69
      @brothinkhecarti69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!"
      "no"
      "Understandable, have a great day."

    • @_vla
      @_vla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Eidolon1andOnly but what if i don't want to

    • @Nitin-vq4yr
      @Nitin-vq4yr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Eidolon1andOnly I know u have killed people but do u know what it feels like to be dead

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So you have chosen...life?

  • @bingusofwales
    @bingusofwales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    Imagine being a Vietnamese soldier who learned that the one you literally called “the incredibly stupid one” had literally been spying on everything going on inside the camp, sabotaging vehicles, and remembering hundreds of names and identifying factors of soldiers, all while you remember how you looked at him as a stupid, incapable prisoner

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Bet he felt pretty dumb himself at that moment

    • @grammar_shark
      @grammar_shark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "The stupid ones."

    • @ueihgnurt
      @ueihgnurt ปีที่แล้ว

      so what? America still lost. War criminal can't win.
      Americans can't even find "mass destructive weapons" in Iraq.

    • @Trgn
      @Trgn ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's clearly a made up story by himself. No way North Vietnamese held pows near any of their vital assets and strategic points. Pows have bags on their faces all time while travelling, and most always transfered straight to Hanoi Hilton, knowing nothing about the surrouding of their prison. His was just a very ordinary pow exeprience like everyone else.

    • @ueihgnurt
      @ueihgnurt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Trgn If America is that smart they would've won the war. America is using propaganda to hypnotise people again

  • @apalahartisebuahnama7684
    @apalahartisebuahnama7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    "Appear smart when you're dumb, appear dumb when you're smart "
    - not Sun Tzu

    • @ramichahin2
      @ramichahin2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      appear weak when you are strong and strong when you are weak. that solider was strong inside, so he appeared weak on the outside. it worked too, actually genius.

    • @boywithcrackers3871
      @boywithcrackers3871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "Muh Wumbo Brein...."
      -Sun Tzu chinese copycat book.

    • @christianvincentcostanilla8428
      @christianvincentcostanilla8428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Smg4 Mario

    • @Exozealots
      @Exozealots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I keep seeing these Sun Tzu knowledge even though he didn't qoute ot qoute use them. XD

    • @hoppinggnomethe4154
      @hoppinggnomethe4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      pal, that's from Sun Tzu. not sure what kind of joke you are onto

  • @trycoldman2358
    @trycoldman2358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1314

    "Can I get uhhhh Water Buffolo and new glasses?"
    *"Sir this is the Hanoi Hilton."*

    • @BytzDrawz
      @BytzDrawz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      xD

    • @LapasLamp
      @LapasLamp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YOOOO ITS YOU, I LOVE YOUR ANIMATIONS, HOW YOU DOING?

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 he’s speaking the language of gods

    • @user-jo8eu1lt7m
      @user-jo8eu1lt7m 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ruphite9521 what did the bot say

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-jo8eu1lt7m single letters and some weird symbols lol

  • @smitarole7634
    @smitarole7634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11283

    The tutor seeing him read perfectly at the Paris peace conference :👁👄👁

    • @pyrovonfire7966
      @pyrovonfire7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

      Must have felt so proud that he managed to teach him so well

    • @iansprescott
      @iansprescott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      @@pyrovonfire7966 I think he publy got 'fired'. Poor sod

    • @rac788
      @rac788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You are the embodiment of cringe

    • @jasonsan6708
      @jasonsan6708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      😂🤣💀

    • @dmitrymolotov6428
      @dmitrymolotov6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      “Brings a tear to my eye”

  • @sjtv6565
    @sjtv6565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    As I was leaving the military I made good friends with a retiring 5th group E-7, great guy who taught me a lot.
    When he talked about SERE school, and what to do of you're captured or just being held up by hostile people, he really did harp on "play stupid" as being white possibly the best tactic to protect yourself.
    You guys know who Sgt. Shrek McPhee is, right? Delta and Green Beret legend? The Sheriff of Kandahar?
    He was one single guy who went alone in Afghanistan for over a year, gathering intelligence and stuff. Whenever confronted by checkpoint guards or anyone really, he would just scream a "mongoloid scream" and convince people he was mentally disabled.
    Worked like a damn charm

    • @Slouworker
      @Slouworker ปีที่แล้ว

      No one wants to deal with a stupid person, especially an American

    • @chadwells7562
      @chadwells7562 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “Mongoloid scream” 😂

    • @familyfriendusenarme8221
      @familyfriendusenarme8221 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HAHAHAHA mongoloid scream works wonders

    • @Man_fay_the_Bru
      @Man_fay_the_Bru ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure it did,because mongoloids are always screaming huh😏

    • @asp7772907
      @asp7772907 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dude, I use that exact scream when the boss tells me to work faster lol

  • @maxchua1740
    @maxchua1740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7201

    "Oh yeah, this is big brain time"

    • @dankcitrus42
      @dankcitrus42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Smort

    • @noell2519
      @noell2519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      More like small brain time

    • @CapyMartinBara
      @CapyMartinBara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The very same man that said this, does this 90% of the time

    • @crocowithaglocko5876
      @crocowithaglocko5876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This is smol brain time

    • @dingaring6257
      @dingaring6257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eh me brain big

  • @mr.epicmemerman131
    @mr.epicmemerman131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8889

    Vietnamese Troops: "Tell us the American plans right now!"
    Doug: "My FaVoRiTe CoLoR iS pIlLoW."

  • @adosado64
    @adosado64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1705

    Brain machine broke
    Vietnamese Army: “Understandable. Have a nice day”

    • @HyouMix
      @HyouMix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *He🅱️🅱️o? 🅱️rain?*

    • @sak_1017
      @sak_1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theres a bot here

    • @somedrunkguy8786
      @somedrunkguy8786 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Begone bot

    • @crusty_cookie3099
      @crusty_cookie3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This kill doesn't even worth it, just leave him there

    • @bjblazkowicz9755
      @bjblazkowicz9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/nXydegC9SuY/w-d-xo.html

  • @clankcrimson9413
    @clankcrimson9413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    God, some of these American POW stories are honestly legendary

  • @professionalcommentstealer5271
    @professionalcommentstealer5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    "Nobody knows they're being fooled because they're too busy laughing at the fool"

  • @randomstuff8149
    @randomstuff8149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +971

    This guy: Falls off boat
    His shipmates 2 days later: Ayo where u at?

    • @LtDavidB312
      @LtDavidB312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Peak Navy, according to a couple of my coworkers.

    • @digital107-_-
      @digital107-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Captured by Vietnamese soldiers hbu

    • @user-bo1ej5im9t
      @user-bo1ej5im9t 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ Bruh this fucking bot wont stop

    • @elitemation
      @elitemation 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo7149 man are you THAT desperate?

    • @leopapio683
      @leopapio683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmfao it was probably his turn for duty/firewatch that's the only times they ever noticed me lol

  • @MAB-External-TC-Lover
    @MAB-External-TC-Lover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5999

    "Act like a fool and no one expects you to be a threat"
    - 9 Tailed Fox

    • @74wf
      @74wf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Nine-Tailed

    • @EnderGradRPC
      @EnderGradRPC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Waltzer69 what?

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Remind me of my uncle quote.
      "Act the fool, don't be the fool."

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How did you access this information?

    • @Iamlurking504
      @Iamlurking504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Waltzer69 It's not an SCP, it's a MTF detachment, official name: Epsillon-11

  • @siralcatraz9049
    @siralcatraz9049 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have seen such great acting in such a long time.
    This man deserves both a medal AND an Oscar.

  • @salavat294
    @salavat294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    Guess Sun Tzu was right : A good spy is a genius, who is capable of looking like, and acting like an inoffensive, harmless fool.

    • @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218
      @comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      “Sun Tzu is always right, you fool.” - Sun Tzu, definitely

    • @Akakiryuushin
      @Akakiryuushin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@comradekarlvonschnitzelste8218 he definitely said that at least once

    • @pouncelygrin6699
      @pouncelygrin6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @billlexington5788
      @billlexington5788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Spy that alerted the Army of northern Virginia to the location of the Army of the Potomac pretended to be a dumb farmer looking for his wife (who had run off with a soldier). All the while, finding out unit locations and directions of movement.

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Just some yeti with internet access what about the 7-11 part time job worker

  • @hunterfowler8322
    @hunterfowler8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7774

    "His crewmates reported him missing two days later". On a BOAT.

    • @choboibigly6565
      @choboibigly6565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      a SHIP!

    • @captainfantastic1433
      @captainfantastic1433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      There were hundreds of soldiers on the ship

    • @hunterfowler8322
      @hunterfowler8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      @@choboibigly6565 I did that specifically to annoy people. Glad it worked.

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      'm awn a *BOAT*

    • @grantmarsh5079
      @grantmarsh5079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Now you couldn’t go more than 12 hours without being reported missing on a properly functioning US Navy Ship. Probably in part because of this example. Between meals, duty, and watch shifts your whereabouts are accounted for multiple times a day.

  • @TimmyTheTimeTraveler
    @TimmyTheTimeTraveler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    This brings "SPECIAL OPERATIONS" to a whole new level.

  • @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953
    @laernulienlaernulienlaernu8953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The content on this channel is always really informative without being boring and the animation style fits perfectly with the narration. 👍

  • @gibbb9339
    @gibbb9339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    “Doug managed to disable an enemy truck buy pouring dirt into the fuel tank”
    *Pours dirt into the engine bay*

    • @warrickmiller7651
      @warrickmiller7651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Maybe he poured it in to the filter?

    • @warrickmiller7651
      @warrickmiller7651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know the tanks are on the side and the filter would end up getting clogged

    • @tacticalidiot175
      @tacticalidiot175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@warrickmiller7651 probably right into the carb. Carbureted cars have the filter directly above them, and can be taken off by hand.

    • @hieungn6195
      @hieungn6195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And, “they brought ink pen to him”
      *Show a piece of paper with a pencil

    • @MDAdams72668
      @MDAdams72668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's because simple history is practicing to be the"stupid one"

  • @moomoochkn4131
    @moomoochkn4131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4114

    Honestly more impressed that he survived being in the ocean for 12 hours.

    • @thatguy7155
      @thatguy7155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Well he was a sailor and possibly wearing a life vest

    • @cking4869
      @cking4869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Really? I mean, that's impressive, but I think coming up with the perfect cover identity, playing it perfectly, and keeping it up for who knows how long really takes the cake

    • @christopherterzakos6118
      @christopherterzakos6118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@cking4869 ehhhhhh the ocean's probably alot less "forgiving"

    • @Fallibleandflawed
      @Fallibleandflawed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@thatguy7155 no they specifically said he didn't have a life vest

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ya, you don't just wear a lifevest 24/7 while underway on the off chance you fall overboard lol.

  • @adankmeme651
    @adankmeme651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4494

    He's honestly like that one character who acts dumb for the whole season tricking you into thinking he's dumb but turns out to be an evil genius

    • @Tam0de
      @Tam0de 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Reminds me of Kevin Spacey's character in The Usual Suspects.

    • @logon235
      @logon235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The genius fell off a fucking ship.

    • @adankmeme651
      @adankmeme651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Tam0de yep

    • @adankmeme651
      @adankmeme651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@logon235 geniuses can have their dumb momnets too

    • @Mr_Bones.
      @Mr_Bones. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Keyser Soze

  • @texasred5250
    @texasred5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Vietnamese interrogator: What’s your name?!
    This guy: What’s a name?
    Vietnamese interrogator: Damn he’s good!

  • @Epic-pf8od
    @Epic-pf8od 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5409

    Imagine being outsmarted by someone you called "the stupid one".
    What would that make you?

    • @michaelfinlay1412
      @michaelfinlay1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      An absolute fool

    • @paulogonzales5514
      @paulogonzales5514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Underrated

    • @awildjared1396
      @awildjared1396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      fooled by an incognito genius

    • @generalwhopper3536
      @generalwhopper3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I know its not a very kind word but i think it would label the ones outsmarted as "retards"

    • @bsanmoogan
      @bsanmoogan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      stupid

  • @oaklog6401
    @oaklog6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2625

    There is a story about an British officer who walked up to a German tank because they shot a clearly marked
    “hospital”. But because of Geneva conventions it was forbidden and the officer told them to stop. Can you do a story about that? It’s a bit of an unknown story, so...

    • @bartman9016
      @bartman9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      Where can I read more about this? I'm having problems finding any information about it on the internet.

    • @izakramirez1192
      @izakramirez1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      what’s this story called

    • @MLGPRO-dx8fg
      @MLGPRO-dx8fg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Would love to hear about this as well

    • @DiviAugusti
      @DiviAugusti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Sounds like something Mark Felton would cover.

    • @thatsiffy
      @thatsiffy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I would recommend heading over to Yarnhub they have a 3D animation of said story, You would love it

  • @stankfaust814
    @stankfaust814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3558

    I went through NAVY SERE school in the early 90's and Doug talked to our class about his internment and how he survived.

    • @LeOssiTrollterrible
      @LeOssiTrollterrible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Elaborate please

    • @wildmanjeff5806
      @wildmanjeff5806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wow

    • @stankfaust814
      @stankfaust814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@LeOssiTrollterrible This was in the early 90's and he gave about a 30 minute lecture on his experiences to the class before we went on our evolution.

    • @gr4nad3man
      @gr4nad3man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      R/veryTrue

    • @wizzotizzo
      @wizzotizzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@gr4nad3man Dude, not everyhing is a lie.

  • @jaylu7021
    @jaylu7021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've actually visit hanoi hilton when I was in vietnam. It was a dreadful place. Especially when I stood in the room where the inmates slept in chains. People would pass out and die in the heat during the hot summer. Lots of death.

  • @alexmiller1175
    @alexmiller1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1962

    Nva: Look at him, so stupid!
    Doug: I'm about to ruin this man's career, E-I-E-I-O

    • @zydg7787
      @zydg7787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      E-I-E-I-O

    • @midgetarmy1912
      @midgetarmy1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      E-I-E-I-O

    • @jomo5800
      @jomo5800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It'll have a better rhythm if ya make it: "I'll destroy this man's career, E-I-E-I-O"~

    • @midgetarmy1912
      @midgetarmy1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jomo5800 I'll destroy this nations army E I E I O

    • @YongyoonKim
      @YongyoonKim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ruin this career stfu

  • @Atomicarz
    @Atomicarz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Brain: "Play dumb"
    Doug: *literally play dumb*
    Brain: "not that du-"
    VC: "this guy dumb"
    Brain: "keep doing it i guess"

    • @richmondlandersenfells2238
      @richmondlandersenfells2238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      LOL!

    • @justasteamplayer7542
      @justasteamplayer7542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      cool Spider-Man ref

    • @glockstroyer2862
      @glockstroyer2862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Omg “this guy dumb” made me burst out laughing bruh 😂😂😂

    • @fireantfury2539
      @fireantfury2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imagine being so dumb, you're literally view as a non-threat, taken care of, put on the radio, and educated by the very people who are torturing and killing your fellow serviceman.

    • @khoinguyenthe3822
      @khoinguyenthe3822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      vc just a type of solder the are north vietnamese solder why everyone always talk about vietcong

  • @adamgillespie8508
    @adamgillespie8508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1165

    I learned about him while I was in the military. One thing he would do is every morning when he woke up he would sit up in his bed and bang his head on a board that was above it. The guards the guards would gather around his cell every morning just to watch him do it.

    • @WorthlessDeadEnd
      @WorthlessDeadEnd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Iron forehead training!

    • @lunchingtangpua2415
      @lunchingtangpua2415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@WorthlessDeadEnd a

    • @chvishal
      @chvishal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@WorthlessDeadEnd epic

    • @Vortexgunner3282
      @Vortexgunner3282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I mean this not ironically, not sarcastically, but as sincere as I possibly can.
      Thank you for your service, actually. The very fact that people such as you are willing to take a grueling sacrifice for your country is rather inspiring.

    • @chvishal
      @chvishal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Vortexgunner3282 lame

  • @greeneclipse8088
    @greeneclipse8088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:52 I'm no mechanic, but that ain't where the fuel tank is lol

  • @captainjackpugh6050
    @captainjackpugh6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    Vietnamese soldiers: “Are you gonna tell us your plans or are you just plain stupid?!”
    Doug: “My mama says stupid is as stupid does”

    • @omthanos4349
      @omthanos4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What a stupid

    • @democracyisnon-negociable3819
      @democracyisnon-negociable3819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Forrest Gump reference lol

    • @Yboony
      @Yboony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @fireantfury2539
      @fireantfury2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He did it for Bubba

    • @josef4066
      @josef4066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i just imagine them asking him where are the American forces at? And he responds
      fgwaghekf

  • @Rubenbauer80
    @Rubenbauer80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    It’s like the animation just keeps getting better and better over time.

    • @aguz9148
      @aguz9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bruh it’s been the same for the past 3 years

    • @claytonpactol8851
      @claytonpactol8851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aguz9148 Not really, actually.
      More like the past 3 months or so.

    • @jeffvaughn1293
      @jeffvaughn1293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Bro didn’t you notice that they added extra blinks and a few arm movements

    • @dolsopolar
      @dolsopolar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its almost like the animator actually had some development on their work throughout the year

    • @Goku-sf6gs
      @Goku-sf6gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@claytonpactol8851 got em

  • @ghostcreeper243
    @ghostcreeper243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Douglas: **gets captured**
    Also Douglas: I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move

  • @petis1976
    @petis1976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    For his service as a Prisoner of War, Doug was nominated for a number of medals, including the Navy & Marine Corps Medal, the Bronze Star Medal (with Valor Device), the Meritorious Service Medal, and the Navy Commendation Medal (with Valor Device), but the Navy never approved any of those awards.

  • @Greggery
    @Greggery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "What are you stupid or something?"
    _Rolls D20 for deception_
    "Ah okay, have a good day then"

    • @lordvipes
      @lordvipes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I felt that

  • @trentonebel9088
    @trentonebel9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    This takes the phrase “dumb luck” to a whole nother level.

    • @zydg7787
      @zydg7787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cow

    • @dayshon124
      @dayshon124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's way more metal when you look at the irony. Hehe .

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zydg7787 horse

    • @floorcat7985
      @floorcat7985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rexjolles bull

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@floorcat7985 goat
      Edit: I wrote cow again

  • @sabotsscraps
    @sabotsscraps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6326

    I guess you could say he was a part of the “special” forces

  • @chrisza9782
    @chrisza9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:27 I’m 99% sure the person that noticed him missing was that guy we all know that asks around for cigarettes

  • @calanon534
    @calanon534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6504

    As of this writing, both Doug Hegdahl (74) and Richard Stratton (89) are still alive. True heroes to be remembered.

  • @michaelcolt4196
    @michaelcolt4196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    He was roleplaying a new vegas low intelligence courier

    • @falconofthewest7258
      @falconofthewest7258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      "I IS SCIENTISTIC"

    • @taxult
      @taxult 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ICE CREAM

    • @Ineedgames
      @Ineedgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      High in Luck and Charisma

    • @RNKel1
      @RNKel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ineedgames and intelligence 8

    • @WoodChuuck
      @WoodChuuck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      "Sorry son I fixed up your head as best I knew how, I guess I missed a spot."

  • @stopreadingmyusernamebroth9090
    @stopreadingmyusernamebroth9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2032

    Douglas’ mind: play dumb
    Viet Cong: You’re an American spy!
    Douglas: What’s an American?
    Douglas’ mind: NOT THAT DUMB!!!!

  • @spicytaco5975
    @spicytaco5975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My teachers always call me “The stupid one” does that mean I am a war hero, or a genius

    • @Yatishb-y8h
      @Yatishb-y8h 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL GOOD ONE!

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2130

    “Sometimes my genius, it generates gravity.” -Jeremy Clarkson

    • @AndreIguodalaFan55
      @AndreIguodalaFan55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ritawant988 Bot.

    • @LThaPunisha
      @LThaPunisha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I can imagine Jeremy being held prisoner by the NVA and he tries to get released by being nice "Look at the genius here of the NVA. Oooooo, and the power of those AK-47s. It's just magnificent."

    • @pogs_for_pogs1605
      @pogs_for_pogs1605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stc3145 im pretty sure he said this one too

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stc3145 nope, no I don’t mean that.

    • @nevize6660
      @nevize6660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stc3145 he said that aswell

  • @monotohnoindependenten3475
    @monotohnoindependenten3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    "Stupid is what stupid does...."
    - Forrest Gump

    • @bjblazkowicz9755
      @bjblazkowicz9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/dZZkFP8GjKg/w-d-xo.html

    • @desijrichert
      @desijrichert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you're gonna quote somebody at least get it right. "Stupid is as Stupid does." Is the correct quote, Are you sure that YOU aren't the Stupid one?

    • @anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248
      @anomalocaristheabnormalshr3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@desijrichert oh my god

    • @VEITNAM_EDITZ
      @VEITNAM_EDITZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@desijrichert stfu

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VEITNAM_EDITZ He's right, quote accuracy should not be subverted and stand as valid still

  • @LikeWagon
    @LikeWagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1555

    "Appear idiot when you're genius, genius when you're idiot" -Sun Tzu probably

    • @jdavison8551
      @jdavison8551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If not SunTzu, then Donald Trump.

    • @DrLiam-fg6wd
      @DrLiam-fg6wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@jdavison8551 Sun Tzu said "if fighting is to resolve in victory, then you must fight!"

    • @raptorfromthe6ix833
      @raptorfromthe6ix833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats a good quote

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@DrLiam-fg6wd Sun Tzu said that.

    • @DrLiam-fg6wd
      @DrLiam-fg6wd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@mapleflag6518 and I think he knows a little bit more than you do pal, because he invented it!

  • @Girtharmstrong69
    @Girtharmstrong69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Doug Is my neighbour in Hawaii, we fished together for a day a few years back, charming fellow

  • @derimik15
    @derimik15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    At the government interrogation:
    -So, soldier, tell us about the prison, and the vietnamese torture methods
    - Old McDonald had a farm...🎵🎶

    • @FNihalJK
      @FNihalJK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      EeeYa EeeeYa Ooo9

    • @pubertyfano5216
      @pubertyfano5216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      old McDonald's have a shotgun eeya eeya o! a dead body a dead body their! old mcdon have an ak-47 eeyaa eyyyyaaa eeeyyaaa ooooo!

  • @novanoir8309
    @novanoir8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4296

    Doug : "People call me stupid"
    His crewmate 2 days later: "Heey... Where's Doug?"
    Idk who's the stupid here

    • @buffalophil3630
      @buffalophil3630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Doug

    • @paragn667
      @paragn667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Poor Doug

    • @ygh8989
      @ygh8989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Poor Doug

    • @skylarshines7520
      @skylarshines7520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There are over 100 soldiers there, don’t see your point

    • @GTAandApplechannel
      @GTAandApplechannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@skylarshines7520 they all have what to do and their commander will definitely know that they're either lazy or missing

  • @jennifermarks2015
    @jennifermarks2015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    "He wasn't able to fight the way he was trained, but he fought the way he could"-if there is a will there is a way. I admire this guy for being innovative and resourceful in what others would find to be an impossible situation👊

    • @mywifebeatheroin
      @mywifebeatheroin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still lost tho

    • @mywifebeatheroin
      @mywifebeatheroin ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cameronsprague101 good thing it was only Vietnam the us lost to? I don't know what you mean
      You've posted like 30 comments about the Vietnamese economy on this video. I don't know what you're mad about, and I don't think you're going to find the satisfaction you're looking for by doing this. Have a good week.

  • @ripvanwinkle6449
    @ripvanwinkle6449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This dude literally RP'd so well the guards believed it. Dude over here straight rollin nat 202s.

  • @doctorwho3708
    @doctorwho3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +751

    This man is the definition of the quote I grew up with.
    "Act the fool, don't be a fool."

    • @icedog3636
      @icedog3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i mean, considering you misspelled definition...

    • @doctorwho3708
      @doctorwho3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@icedog3636 I didn't notice. Thank you for the correction.

    • @icedog3636
      @icedog3636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@doctorwho3708 lol dw ur fine

    • @ninratljk980
      @ninratljk980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Minh Hiếu Nguyễn if you dont care then you dont have to

    • @lizardhinzlemann8339
      @lizardhinzlemann8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Stupid is as stupid does" -some lady with a crippled simpleton boy

  • @neft5449
    @neft5449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4051

    The North Vietnamese after realizing he wasn't actually dumb: We've been tricked, backstabed, and quite possibly, *bamboozled*

    • @CaleTheNail
      @CaleTheNail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@danendrarifansa2943 thats not even a word and I agree with ya!

    • @Rubente85
      @Rubente85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "We’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok and flat out deceived"- Guards

    • @TitanCronosX
      @TitanCronosX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ayyy rvb

    • @liamgriffin218
      @liamgriffin218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Neftali Morales "yeah, and when that happens you reds usually have something to do with it."

    • @Aayush-o7p
      @Aayush-o7p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We have been woooshed

  • @scarletjester7831
    @scarletjester7831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +788

    "Nobody is paying attention to the Fool because they're to busy laughing at him"

    • @adamkey1934
      @adamkey1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *too

    • @itshunni8346
      @itshunni8346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adamkey1934 Too is not correct. too means as well or in excess while to is a proposition or infinitive. nobody is paying attention as well/also the fool? that doesn't sound right does it?

    • @adamkey1934
      @adamkey1934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@itshunni8346 it should be 'too busy' not 'to busy'.

    • @hexf3248
      @hexf3248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@itshunni8346 It's "too busy" dude.

    • @bamboo_shoot9262
      @bamboo_shoot9262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@itshunni8346 wtf are you talking about you need a break from the internet

  • @GrieveIV
    @GrieveIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    With a slight modification, I could imagine Solid Snake reading this script. The cadence is on point

  • @theprussian4616
    @theprussian4616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    This man is the embodiment of the phrase, "Fake it until you make it."

  • @Jesse-zl8sf
    @Jesse-zl8sf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    "HEAR READ THIS!"
    "I can't!"
    "WHY!???!!?!?"
    "I'm incredibly stupid!"
    "Alright."

  • @AnnoyD
    @AnnoyD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    The Vietnamese soldiers pitied him so much they hired a tutor to teach him how to read and write

    • @neaksm9558
      @neaksm9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      And bought him glasses.

    • @Artcat932
      @Artcat932 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You know they’re dumb when the Vietnamese literally buy the POW a tutor and glasses XD

    • @Q_N-
      @Q_N- ปีที่แล้ว

      For the record, the north Vietnamese were quite stupid during that time. So the tutor they got to teach him probably wasn’t all that great. Here’s 1 example of their ignorance. When they first started taking over the south, they thought a ceiling fan was an execution device. Made to lop off heads. 🤷‍♂️

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 ปีที่แล้ว

      They wanted him to write an anti-war statement and to serve as a fake spokesperson for the average american soldier, basically. They were stupid but not that much

    • @77yogurt
      @77yogurt ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Artcat932 and you actually believe that the N.V.A. hired a tutor and bought him glasses?

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn’t know I participated in the Vietnam War, but you learn new things everyday.

  • @potatomush9388
    @potatomush9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    Vietnamese soldier: where are the
    U. S soldiers??
    Doug: *YES*

    • @Helo_rides_for_commies
      @Helo_rides_for_commies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha!

    • @tempsinger7418
      @tempsinger7418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Their in Vietnam"

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Vietnam

    • @captainfluffy7232
      @captainfluffy7232 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me: Here, dumbass. Hah.

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vietnamese solier: Tell us details about you ship.
      Doug: The captain let me look at the big gun, gun go boom. Gun make head hurt.

  • @dannydelda2004
    @dannydelda2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    He sounds like the kid at school that doesnt rise his hand so the teacher wont pick him to answer the question

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@anthonygarcia5375 that was my strategy throughout college

  • @xienjoterrado5612
    @xienjoterrado5612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3017

    Imagine memorizing 256 American soldiers with the tune old Macdonald

    • @losfromla1480
      @losfromla1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That's a curious base 2 number ain't it?

    • @eskibileyci198
      @eskibileyci198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      like... how?

    • @huynhdung7602
      @huynhdung7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well, we Vietnamese have another version for this story. We know there is a prisoner who play dump in our prison. Think about it, we have undercover even in South Vietnam Government until it collapse and evacuation to US. Playing dump is a child play to us. Thus, we go along with him, provide and help him remember a list of names one way another. Include name of sons, relatives of important generals in US sides. We don’t really have all of them. But that put us some favor in negotiation of prisoner of both side. How a man could remember 250 names without repetition? Who creates the environment of repetition for him? Think about it.

    • @losfromla1480
      @losfromla1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@huynhdung7602 hahahahaha! I believe you. That's much more likely than some goofball soldier fooling an entire prison camp. It's far too much like something out of a comedy skit.

    • @theshlauf
      @theshlauf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @@huynhdung7602 That's an awfully complicated plan just to send a list of names. A letter would have been faster no? Also seems weird that the South Vietnamese would catch on to his act but not the North Vietnamese who were running the prison.
      Its not that unbelievable that someone could remember 250 names with enough time and technique. Some people can memorize thousands of names. After all they are just words, or rather they are words of an over-complicated song he made up.

  • @rfaell7001
    @rfaell7001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Doug: sometimes, my stupidity is beyond human understanding

  • @Blei1986
    @Blei1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1258

    let´s be honest, him going so close to the barrels of the huge guns was *actually* kinda stupid

    • @articulatedirtbag8809
      @articulatedirtbag8809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Even those who are clever and intelligent have their short comings.

    • @Blei1986
      @Blei1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@articulatedirtbag8809 yeah, i gotta agree to that

    • @Gibsonsg527
      @Gibsonsg527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yea but also smart for playing really dumb

    • @jonathansotelo4877
      @jonathansotelo4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Turns out he was smarter than the torturers in that camp eh.

    • @emanuelvarela1708
      @emanuelvarela1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or maibe he was expecting that and had that genius plan._.

  • @jeichristian2914
    @jeichristian2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2755

    When I was in the military, we actually had to watch videos of him to learn how to survive being a POW.

    • @motormouth2472
      @motormouth2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Thank you for your service

    • @jeichristian2914
      @jeichristian2914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@motormouth2472 Thank you!!! I was more than happy to serve

    • @motormouth2472
      @motormouth2472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@jeichristian2914 you are very welcome. People like you are greatly appreciated.

    • @_will795
      @_will795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What branch?

    • @D_gadofwar
      @D_gadofwar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Imagine a POW camp full of man like doug

  • @64_Falcon
    @64_Falcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    “Doug witnessed the mighty power of these guns” well I guess you could say he was “blown away” by it. Sorry lol I’ll show myself out.

    • @stijnhs
      @stijnhs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @sloppysushi
      @sloppysushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Leave, just leave....

    • @JC130676
      @JC130676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I guess he fell head over heels for those guns. Oh well, at least he went out with a bang.

  • @ramal5708
    @ramal5708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Knocked overboard when he just wanna see the amazing firepower of the cruiser guns

  • @Cruzader79
    @Cruzader79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Vietnamese soldier: "We have a valued soldier of yours in our-"
    This man: "How do you spell 'a'?"

    • @williamcheng9623
      @williamcheng9623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why this comment was underrated 😭

  • @ThePeachtree69
    @ThePeachtree69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    NVA Guard to his teammates:
    “Man, I rally miss Doug. Such a good guy.”
    All mutter in agreement.
    Another guard: “ Yeah, but at least the trucks are finally running better. Not sure what was up with that mess.”

    • @derpyllama3460
      @derpyllama3460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Hold up

    • @febrian0079
      @febrian0079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The guard: "Wait a minute"

    • @DraconicMaker
      @DraconicMaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      NVA guard: is he plain dumb enough tryna help us put gasoline in tanks but used dirt as fuel?

    • @nobodybroda3826
      @nobodybroda3826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Honestly that could be spun as dumb, he wanted to help fuel there trucks and dirts good for growin plants so maybe it would work!~

    • @mizzysavage1329
      @mizzysavage1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@febrian0079 Issa choppa

  • @evilepicface5860
    @evilepicface5860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

    "They thought he was a spy or a soldier on a covert operation"
    well yes, but no

    • @faselfasel2864
      @faselfasel2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Self-fulfilling prophecy x)

    • @fireantfury2539
      @fireantfury2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nope. Just an idiot who neglected physics and deck safety protocol during gun operation who just happens to be spying now that he's here. Yall (the VC) make it sound like the US government dropped him off in the middle of the Gulf and said go spy on these guys.

    • @evilepicface5860
      @evilepicface5860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fireantfury2539 no, he's a spy

    • @jessquiatchon2204
      @jessquiatchon2204 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Technically he was and wasn't. His main role was a sailor who became a spy after being captured

  • @MrSinthan
    @MrSinthan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Plot twist: He actually was a spy, but the mission was so deep undercover that he's still running with this insane story.

  • @YukitoOnline
    @YukitoOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    NVA: "Doug stop picking your nose"
    Doug: "No, I'm Patrick"

    • @bjblazkowicz9755
      @bjblazkowicz9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/dZZkFP8GjKg/w-d-xo.html

  • @lutendoxd3987
    @lutendoxd3987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "How did u survived Vietnam?"
    "I played Dumb"

    • @mistrmerrick
      @mistrmerrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      such a dumb story to tell

    • @guts-141
      @guts-141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Peter Griffin wearing clown costume: not so stupid now huh?

  • @autokid311
    @autokid311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    The incredibly stupid one is actually me except I’m not pretending to be incredibly stupid

  • @The_Real_Soldier_Boy
    @The_Real_Soldier_Boy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is it just me who fell asleep watching the attack of the dead men video and just woke up to this. I actually have no clue what else i watched to get to this

  • @FlyingTurtleLP
    @FlyingTurtleLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    Clever people can act stupid, but stupid people can't act clever :3 Worked out for him quite well.

    • @KJ_SC
      @KJ_SC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joe Biden: Am I a joke to you?

    • @leoslack6104
      @leoslack6104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KJ_SC ffs trumpies making things about political lies again

    • @williamwalker9315
      @williamwalker9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@leoslack6104 You don't need to be a "Trumpie" to dislike an old dementia-ridden racist. I do agree that bringing politics into videos like these is annoying though.

    • @mtf-alpha-1
      @mtf-alpha-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@williamwalker9315 i love you to :3

    • @Durahan82
      @Durahan82 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KJ_SC as a Canadian seeing him in the debates , Yes

  • @nhanNguyen-wo8fy
    @nhanNguyen-wo8fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Brilliant. "Poor dumb farmer's child"
    He know that story would make any Vietnamese soldier's heart sank!

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      "you and i are not so different"

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He even included the detail about not having any water Buffalo.

    • @KFC431
      @KFC431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Many things can make vietnamese heart this way. One of them is the fact that american miss treating (forcing themselves) the women and vietnamese child even below 12 in front of their families. It was so common that many even called it an unofficial common protocal. The few women who didn't got killed in the next morning (what usually happens) gave birth to child that were left to death on the street.

    • @KFC431
      @KFC431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Many people doesn't know about that due to the fact that the media is trying really hard to cover this up

    • @KFC431
      @KFC431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just do some research and dig deep. One of the example is the My Lai massacre which the women got humiliated in front of others before getting massacred. Many case reported american soldier casually stop by a village to search a good looking women to kidnap for using her during their trip. (She was killed during her attempt to escape and one of the soldier who didn't force himself did his best to report the incident despite officers trying to stop him)

  • @garybolenable
    @garybolenable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    When I went through S.E.R.E school, they recommended that we not try to do this, and also not try to pretend to be mentally ill. But more power to this guy!

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      u did SERE as well?
      Survive Evade Resist and Escape
      not from america. but we got that thought to us as well. just basic survival. and how to regroup if needed.

    • @geth7112
      @geth7112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How come ?

    • @garybolenable
      @garybolenable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@geth7112 - Well, for starters it is REALLY hard to actually pull off. If they suspect you are faking, you are in for a world of hurt. They also said that if you are in a stressful situation for an extended period of time and you pretend to be mentally ill/low IQ, it tends to have lasting effects on you.

    • @nghtwtchmn129
      @nghtwtchmn129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      U-2 pilot Francis Gary Powers wrote that his plan was the tell the truth about unimportant things during interrogation to get the Soviets to trust him, and then mislead them on important things.

    • @garybolenable
      @garybolenable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@nghtwtchmn129 - Yep. So, I think everybody goes to SERE thinking that they are going to be that tough guy but one of the things you learn pretty quickly is that unless you are literally willing to die, you'll talk, and it's better to talk when they are using a "soft" approach than when they are using a "hard" approach because if you talk when you are getting the crap beaten out of you, the next time they want you to talk they will beat the crap out of you, so better to talk when they offer you a cigarette and coffee but we were told to do things like exaggerate troop/inventory numbers and equipment capabilities.

  • @Sujjin21
    @Sujjin21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A great way to see the world."
    Lmfao 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @_Salteen
    @_Salteen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "You're letting the dumbest person get away with the smartest thing!"

    • @jesuscomingsoon834
      @jesuscomingsoon834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      - Jackscepticeye talking about markiplier on "among us with proximity chat"

  • @remigiuszdarmach4233
    @remigiuszdarmach4233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Vietcong guard when see POW:
    "Torture time!"
    Vietcong guard when see mentally dis POW:
    "Don't worry, we will buy you new glasses"

    • @JohnnyJohnJohnson
      @JohnnyJohnJohnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It wouldn't be "satisfying" for them to torture a stupid guy because the stupid guy wouldn't know WHY it's happening or even what's going on.

    • @tehzhixiang9452
      @tehzhixiang9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      "Professionals have standards "

    • @guts-141
      @guts-141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NVA: Dumb dumb go sweep the ground!
      They seem to respect his floor sweeping skill although he filled those dirts later into the car lol

    • @roguevector1268
      @roguevector1268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@guts-141 Its entirely possible that they didn't tell 'The Incredibly Stupid One' where to put the dirt afterwards.

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    My dad was a Navy vet, and even after his discharge from the military, he kept up on military history...stories like Doug's rang in my ears throughout my childhood...I think it was my dad's way of teaching me to be resourceful.

    • @gahler8552
      @gahler8552 ปีที่แล้ว

      And nobody cares.

  • @normalguy7567
    @normalguy7567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He was Stupid
    But they didn't know..
    That he learned a 1000big brain IQ play

  • @stevecarter8810
    @stevecarter8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "Without a life preserver all he could do was float and wait..."
    So, same options as *with* a life preserver then.

    • @TedBronson1918
      @TedBronson1918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      with a life preserver you can add sleep

    • @NarwahlGaming
      @NarwahlGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TedBronson1918 Without a life preserver you can go to sleep exactly once.

    • @calebh2642
      @calebh2642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes just a shorter wait

  • @georgeamesfort3408
    @georgeamesfort3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "Enjoy your dirty pathetic meal"
    "You too"

    • @ColdSalt99
      @ColdSalt99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Infinite IQ

  • @jdauph039
    @jdauph039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    North Vietnamese: write anti war poster
    *scribbles all over paper*
    North Vietnamese: *we're gonna need some more tutors*

  • @BURZUMY3ah
    @BURZUMY3ah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vietnamese soldier:Yelling at him
    Doug:I remember everyone by singin old mcdonald had a farm.

  • @fudgerounds91
    @fudgerounds91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    A perfect example of the Sun Tzu quote "pretend to be weak so the enemy may grow arrogant."

  • @BeanManolo
    @BeanManolo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This guy is the real-life version of that "Jokes on them , I was just pretending to be stupid" meme

  • @lancegideondiokno1774
    @lancegideondiokno1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    former US veterans watching this be like: now thats whats called big brain
    former NVA soldiers watching this: he is a master of deception
    former hanoi hilton guards watching this: **screaming**

    • @Smiley_Boi76
      @Smiley_Boi76 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      * S C R E A M I N G T R E E S *

    • @austing.998
      @austing.998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chickyismycat When men are forced to fight, of course atrocities like this would accrue, and the Vietnamese were far from the only ones who did this. We bombed their people and burned their lands, it was a horrible war for both sides.

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@austing.998 ask the Khmer Rouge they are crazy

    • @bjblazkowicz9755
      @bjblazkowicz9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/dZZkFP8GjKg/w-d-xo.html

    • @lancegideondiokno1774
      @lancegideondiokno1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bjblazkowicz9755 wat the hel