The Japanese Army VS deadly Crocodiles in WWII (Ramree Island Massacre)

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

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  • @carlewen-lewis3305
    @carlewen-lewis3305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12282

    Narrator: "A saltwater crocodile"
    Me: *listens and nods* "Assault water crocodile"

  • @bryantnojang709
    @bryantnojang709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5591

    Baby Croc: Grandpa what did you do during the war?
    Grandpa Croc: Let me tell you about how I got that Samurai Sword.

    • @shawnofdanaukota3843
      @shawnofdanaukota3843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Grandpa Croc: After I ate a soldier with a sword, I said “Fine little blade, maybe I can pick my teeth with it.”

    • @hoangnhamnguyen532
      @hoangnhamnguyen532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Lol

    • @yeahwhatever3576
      @yeahwhatever3576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      You copied this from someone else's post on the Mark Felton video. Pathetic

    • @muscleman5506
      @muscleman5506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@yeahwhatever3576 so it's comment maybe they didn't see on the mark felton video

    • @bryantnojang709
      @bryantnojang709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@yeahwhatever3576 lol who said I can't 😂

  • @hanniballanda794
    @hanniballanda794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7250

    Japanese Army: We will invade Ramree.
    Crocodiles: Hey, who ordered japanese food?

    • @verifiedstalker6820
      @verifiedstalker6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      😂

    • @kingcrimsonrequiem2959
      @kingcrimsonrequiem2959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Aight that’s pretty fucking good

    • @p0pc0rn35
      @p0pc0rn35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Ooohhhh I get it it’s dumb but it’s pretty good 🤣😂

    • @monkeyball9223
      @monkeyball9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      😂😂😂

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The croc who asked about the Japanese food order: "We did!" (All of the crocs)

  • @alfredoalfaro5000
    @alfredoalfaro5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Imagine being a croc in those times:
    One day metal monsters rain death on your home and even the toughest of you get blown into a pulp if hit by the falling thunder.
    Next day, as if a prize for surviving, there’s endless free snacks going through your neighborhood.

    • @Grandpaneedsblood
      @Grandpaneedsblood ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dragon look or godzilla

    • @joggingscissors632
      @joggingscissors632 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Bonus: the new snacks have the subtlest notes of Wasabi.......and karma.

    • @Flickerbeat
      @Flickerbeat 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      POV of these crocos
      *Yesterday was wild - Bob and Karen both got killed by loud thunder like things, and I've heard half the neighborhood is gone. It's simply tragic, AND I'm hungry... What can I do? What can I do? Oh look! Snackies! 0v0*

    • @RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll
      @RorySmith-Dube-fm7ll 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Win for the crocs

  • @Miguel_2951
    @Miguel_2951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6717

    Allies to the crocs: We weren’t expecting special forces!

    • @michaelolmos8257
      @michaelolmos8257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +370

      NOBODY EXPECTS THE ALLIED SPECIAL FORCES!!!

    • @emmanuelperez8094
      @emmanuelperez8094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Crocs: We Are just here to help guys tell us what to do will get it done

    • @felipeaugusto2600
      @felipeaugusto2600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Croc: That's the point, sergeant.

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Crocs: "If you guys could do your damn jobs against a buncha shrieking Imps we wouldn't be here."

    • @Temerald51
      @Temerald51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Thats the point sergeant

  • @rakosh5209
    @rakosh5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    Japan: retreats into Crocodile territory.
    Crocodiles: “so you have chosen... death?”

    • @bruv416
      @bruv416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the people in 60ies you took one of us we take one of yours.

    • @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE
      @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "So, you have chosen to be a banquet".... the crocs.

    • @chadgaming7466
      @chadgaming7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cringe

    • @rakosh5209
      @rakosh5209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cringe

    • @chadgaming7466
      @chadgaming7466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rakosh5209 thanks

  • @jigsawproductions6171
    @jigsawproductions6171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3522

    *“WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP” Intensifies*

  • @bwerx
    @bwerx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +970

    There were stories from allied soldiers of hearing screams of terror and gun shots in the middle of the swamp and then followed by dead silence which spooked most men.

    • @LaTengoComoelZague
      @LaTengoComoelZague 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It was only one story by one man. And most ppl don’t believe him. This is a far fetched story based on his book. Would be a good movie tho

    • @FirePuncher183
      @FirePuncher183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FatalPies I feel like it'd be hard to react to a crocodile trying to eat you

    • @alexniemy7346
      @alexniemy7346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @FatalPies The skin of those crocs are crazy thick and they could withstand some shots. Moreover, the Japanese troops wouldn’t be able to see them as they were under the water and even if they knew the location, the water would significantly slow down the bullet. Most of the soldiers were fatigued and had malfunctioning weapons and couldn’t fend off the crocs.

    • @tacomyloh9799
      @tacomyloh9799 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@alexniemy7346 Also, crocodiles camouflage really well, and I feel that it’s the huge old crocs that have thick hides that targeted the soldiers, so the damage that the bullets would do is quite limited, however, I’m in no way a biologist so take my words with a grain of salt

    • @S0ulinth3machin3
      @S0ulinth3machin3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @FatalPies bullets don't travel very far through water. Only a couple of feet. To a croc, the bullet is probably not lethal if the croc is more than a foot under water, the bullet will have lost too much velocity.

  • @bruhmoment9234
    @bruhmoment9234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6750

    Americans: _The trees speak Vietnamese_
    Russians: _The snow speaks Finnish_
    Japanese: _The water hisses crocodilian_

    • @ztomoe
      @ztomoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@matthewp9156 😐

    • @Georgespatton-wh8gj
      @Georgespatton-wh8gj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      You triggered my flash backs

    • @doni5405
      @doni5405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      vietnam: the forest speak wandering soul

    • @Djthesiberiancat
      @Djthesiberiancat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      American and Japanese : the wind play violins (mosquitoes)

    • @NovusOrdo_
      @NovusOrdo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Germans: The potato fields speaking polish.

  • @mixmaster6226
    @mixmaster6226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7900

    It's scary to think that some of those saltwater crocs that preyed upon the soldiers are still alive

    • @vincelemonke1535
      @vincelemonke1535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

      and are most likely significantly larger, since crocs never stop growing

    • @studiomg3212
      @studiomg3212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

      I’d guess it would be super rare, especially since most only live ~70 years and who knows how many were blown to bits with bombs

    • @heirofaniu
      @heirofaniu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

      They have the taste for man, and now they crave it.

    • @zedikiahkonotopsky2448
      @zedikiahkonotopsky2448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      mix master it’s more sad that they were killed almost to the point of extinction and due to the fact the don’t react well to captivity they are hard to breed up

    • @robertsandberg2246
      @robertsandberg2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      I wonder though, how many are still around from WW2.🤔 That last part about them being hunted to near extinction...🐊

  • @CivilWarWeekByWeek
    @CivilWarWeekByWeek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4097

    Thus the holy trintiy, Australia vs emus, china vs sparrows and Japan vs crocodiles

    • @Predator42ID
      @Predator42ID 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Don't forget US vs python, the war is still ongoing.

    • @23tovarm5
      @23tovarm5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@Predator42ID oh god especially in florida

    • @emperormemehelmii4057
      @emperormemehelmii4057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      American vs Hornet

    • @lightningfletch5598
      @lightningfletch5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Ecuador and Goats.

    • @shishiwakamaru4
      @shishiwakamaru4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      America vs Vietnamese tigers

  • @thorthostenson
    @thorthostenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Japanese: *Exists
    Crocodiles: "Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"

  • @TheRealFocalors
    @TheRealFocalors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4457

    _"Hey guys, the Japanese we ordered are here."_
    - Some Crocodile in the 1940s.

    • @jeffthemercenary
      @jeffthemercenary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Proceed to call every crocodile in the country

    • @TheRealFocalors
      @TheRealFocalors 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@jeffthemercenary _"Hey Chuck! Chuck, it's your cousin, Marvin Berry! Remember that Japanese you wanted? Well look at this!"_

    • @LedosKell
      @LedosKell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chewy

    • @anthonysaintonge
      @anthonysaintonge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They were feastiiiiiinnnnnnn

    • @someonesomewhere5857
      @someonesomewhere5857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Door Dash answered their calls

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Japanese: **walk through swamps**
    Crocs: _"Finally, some good fucking food"_

  • @doggonongrata8905
    @doggonongrata8905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14520

    "Japanese Army vs. Australian Special Forces"

    • @joritos2147
      @joritos2147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Croc

    • @dermotmeaney
      @dermotmeaney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      It has been 3 seconds and you get 37 likes

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

      Man basically Australia uses crocodiles against the Japanese then the Japanese used emus as revenge

    • @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475
      @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      They don't call it an operation, they call it chow time

    • @BlackHat-qf2bc
      @BlackHat-qf2bc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I take offence to this

  • @esochibuike8477
    @esochibuike8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    This is such a good idea for a horror/Thriller movie. It'll start with the allied attack on Remree Island with an opening gunfire scene. A young Indian captain is tasked with dislodging the Japanese forces occupying the area. After that it'll move to the escape of the Japanese soldiers through the swamp with all the snakes and insects. It'll then show the bloodthirsty crocodiles and the fatigue and starvation the soldiers faced and how they couldn't fight the reptiles off. It'll be filled with much gore and blood. There'll be scenes where the crocodiles will come into camps and drag off soldiers one by one.
    There'll be an antagonist large "Alpha" crocodile that'll be resistant to any weapons the soldiers use. This crocodile will be the main villain. Then the final scene will show the last and final escape of the lucky soldiers. On the speeding escape boat, one of the soldiers will look back on the horror they witnessed at Remree, citing that the terror of war is not always about the bullets or barb wires. But something even worse.

    • @nachox28x28
      @nachox28x28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Jurassic Park 1940-something

    • @theprinceoftides6836
      @theprinceoftides6836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@nachox28x28 Or Jurassic Perk, the real extreme deal lol.

    • @safeysmith6720
      @safeysmith6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ok you sold me, I endorse this film. Now go forth and make it, I will wait here patiently.

    • @thevibedoctorphd
      @thevibedoctorphd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think there is a film like that. Seen a thumbnail on TH-cam called Saltwater: Battle of Ramree Island.

    • @brixenlang3207
      @brixenlang3207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      good idea…

  • @Ender_Boy8123
    @Ender_Boy8123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    Japanese Soldiers: (Walking near the saltwater riverbeds)
    Asian saltwater Crocodiles: So you have chosen death

    • @kuriharaonly9613
      @kuriharaonly9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why must be asian?

    • @terrygrossmann2295
      @terrygrossmann2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Everyone knows not to feed the wildlife. I guess the Japanese didn’t receive the memo.

    • @remi.j3422
      @remi.j3422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kuriharaonly9613 because it took place in Myanmar wich is located in Asia wich these species are originated from. You need to listen to videos and context before asking that type of question.

    • @kuriharaonly9613
      @kuriharaonly9613 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@remi.j3422 no my question doesnt ask for that bro. I mean why asian why not europe kind of like that. I am not asking question directly to the topic

    • @andrasafirgemintang3028
      @andrasafirgemintang3028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kuriharaonly9613 because the incident was taken place at Asia, no Europe.

  • @RoHuMemes
    @RoHuMemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1266

    "When they said the Aussies were sending in their special forces we didn't think they meant this"

    • @JamesWillmus
      @JamesWillmus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @Blake He means the Australians sent in a bunch of saltwater crocs to clear out the Japanese.

    • @codyboi0668
      @codyboi0668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm Aussie and THAT'S A GOOD ONE. We STILL HAVE people attacked by the things here, particularly in the state called "northern territory". Every 6 months some old aboriginal guy "He nerly gut me ya nnuw".... yeah well, you ignored the signs and that's how it goes. Even down here in the south me and an American I knew were in a giant aquarium place (government owned). They had a display with an ACTUAL aluminum boat with the teeth marks and all in it. The American thought it was a prop, but the wear on the floor was obvious it had been used for at least 15 years. It was a completely legit one from a croc attack that they'd bought down from the north.

    • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
      @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@OffGridInvestor Hi, I'm Romanian and while we are thankful at not having giant carnivorous reptiles that survived the extinction that wiped out the dinosaurs and have wolverine lvl healing that beats the ever-loving crap out of Covid like its WWE, I will say that each summer we put up warning posters for the coastline and any major body of water that says "DO NOT SWIM DANGER OF DROWNING", but just like people ignore it,

    • @xavierhart100
      @xavierhart100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂laughed out loud when I read this- great comment

  • @who8dapple
    @who8dapple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    And to this day, not one Salty has been given a medal for their bravery and fearlessness in defending their island... a true shame! 🐊

    • @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723
      @alexandarvoncarsteinzarovi3723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Master Sergeant Erwin was a great patriot to his country that never got his commendations, his brigade should not forgotten,

    • @rasiabsgamingcorner2258
      @rasiabsgamingcorner2258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      #givethemtheirmedals

    • @quinnbaygo2112
      @quinnbaygo2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yes the got the "Extinction achievement " unlock in HUMANS get rekt

    • @WolfDragon-iz7wq
      @WolfDragon-iz7wq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Myanmar Governor: By the power invested in me and the United Nations we hereby dedicated this croc sanctuary in honor of the Ramree Island Crocodile Coalition!

    • @TypicalIndian1981
      @TypicalIndian1981 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if they are alive

  • @IceCold11235
    @IceCold11235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Emu: We beat hoomans in a war once!
    Crocodile: That's cute.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Japanese and Allied Soldiers: This island is under our control.
    The local wildlife: Sorry. We don't speak Food.

    • @quinnbaygo2112
      @quinnbaygo2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's cool, asked wild life how it's enjoying extinction, what's that we don't speak.......

    • @chucklesthebagel2121
      @chucklesthebagel2121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crocs are.gonna go extinct for a while they are like litterly one of the oldest species alive extinction don't worry Evey species goes extinction eventually even us one day

    • @genghiskhan.2265
      @genghiskhan.2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly the croc attacks I hate the most is the little boy who’s parents didn’t pay attention and dimas attack a little boy who died infront of his father who tried to fight the croc, there’s a video of them pulling dimas body uncensored on TH-cam

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@genghiskhan.2265 literally no one asked

    • @genghiskhan.2265
      @genghiskhan.2265 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@localextremist2839 DIDNT ask for your family to be a thing, see we could go all day

  • @pancratius602
    @pancratius602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2767

    "were seemingly killing for the pleasure of it."
    Looks like the Japanese met their match.

    • @SJ-xb7lg
      @SJ-xb7lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      says the anglo

    • @pancratius602
      @pancratius602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@SJ-xb7lg I'm like 1/16 Anglo. So what?

    • @quinnbaygo2112
      @quinnbaygo2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well japanese still here, corcs, hunted to near extinction.....no so much.

    • @icetemplar7555
      @icetemplar7555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @lvlc6023
      @lvlc6023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@pancratius602 Yeah the Anglo conquered whatever was emerged for the pleasure of it.

  • @Werner4voss
    @Werner4voss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    baby croc: Grandpa what did you do during WWII?
    Grandpa croc: Let me tell you how I got this Katana

    • @iowa_lot_to_travel9471
      @iowa_lot_to_travel9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      And that katana is used as a toothpick 🤣🤣

    • @foxypiratero7094
      @foxypiratero7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      now u got 69 likes

    • @louiseanderson6551
      @louiseanderson6551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahaha funny

    • @MrScar665
      @MrScar665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahahah

    • @dincaloooww0372
      @dincaloooww0372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Grandpa croc : Let me tell you how tasty was a japanese soldiers garnished with a Type 99 Arisaka

  • @tswagg504
    @tswagg504 2 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    I am a veteran as well as a Crocodile. We still don’t get the credit we deserve for our role in victory against Axis forces. We were very strategic with all of our kills and our success rate was bar none.

    • @maximseretensky
      @maximseretensky ปีที่แล้ว +10

      One time I tried to edit the page about the battle of Ramree to include the saltwater crocodiles as part of the allied forces, it got re-edited shortly afterwards :(

  • @marcello7781
    @marcello7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Croc be like: "What are you doing in my swamp?"

    • @Marc_W_McKinley
      @Marc_W_McKinley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST CROC IN THE SWAMP"

    • @malachimeeker9480
      @malachimeeker9480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That’s a nice boulder.

    • @RealDavidChipman
      @RealDavidChipman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Marc_W_McKinley I’ll make a slight change to the lyric
      “Somebody once told me a Croc’ll death roll me.”

    • @Marc_W_McKinley
      @Marc_W_McKinley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RealDavidChipman i ain't the biggest croc in the west
      He was looking kinda dumb with that trigger in his thumb so i ate of his own fore head

    • @yemannwaiphyo8817
      @yemannwaiphyo8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think Shrek is more Friendly Now after seeing these Burmese Crocs. xD

  • @JK-sm7ni
    @JK-sm7ni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Japanese soldiers: exist
    Crocodiles: Is for me? *blushes*

    • @tost.
      @tost. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х bot

    • @M0onie_Moonlightz
      @M0onie_Moonlightz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х shut up

    • @cannoneer6680
      @cannoneer6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo5157 stfu

    • @cannoneer6680
      @cannoneer6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х Shut

  • @toast6494
    @toast6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    "How did you manage to get crocodiles on your side?!"
    "Uh, yes, of course!"

    • @GarlicCrusaderCustardInvader
      @GarlicCrusaderCustardInvader 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @F*UĆK ME ! SEE MY VÍDÉO ! Go away Spam

    • @ade2946
      @ade2946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The replies are cancer

    • @Aureus_
      @Aureus_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 Go back to Vietnam Communist

    • @pleasestopeatingmyliver
      @pleasestopeatingmyliver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Aureus_ LMAO

    • @bobawett2458
      @bobawett2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Americans should’ve said all the Crocodiles were sleeper cells. People were dumb in WWII lmao

  • @Elly3981
    @Elly3981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I remember seeing this with my mom and thinking how tragic it must have been for these Japanese soldiers to be attacked and eaten by killer crocs if disease didn't get them first. My mom said not to feel too sorry for them since the Japanese caused a lot of trouble in China, Korea, the Philippines, and Vietnam (our home country), during the war.

    • @LagunaL8
      @LagunaL8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those kind of people remind me of the middle east who cheered at 9/11 cause the USA caused them trouble. Its very disturbing.

    • @Electivedrop
      @Electivedrop ปีที่แล้ว

      I read up on the rape and sexual violence that the Japanese soldiers performed on "comfort women" during World War 2 and honesty I think the crocs should've just eaten all of the soldiers.

    • @kli_avril
      @kli_avril ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They deserve it

    • @Gold-c8u
      @Gold-c8u ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kli_avril Those soldiers who fought on the Ramree Island didn’t commit war crime though…

    • @yaburu
      @yaburu ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Gold-c8u They would have though if given the order.

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1024

    Japanese Soldiers: **walk through swamp**
    Crocs: _"Looks Like Meat's Back On The Menu, Boys."_

    • @foffy8889
      @foffy8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude, stop copying comments, smh.

    • @saucepanluke8732
      @saucepanluke8732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@foffy8889 so what if he copied it?

    • @foffy8889
      @foffy8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saucepanluke8732 *T h e n i' l l r e p o r t i t.*

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foffy8889 for what

    • @eff0165
      @eff0165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sirankleknocker3122 for sexual harassment

  • @footballdude4271
    @footballdude4271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Japanese Soldier: We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days!
    Croc: Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

    • @williammiller8134
      @williammiller8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Nice lord of the ring joke

    • @johnjamez7602
      @johnjamez7602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@williammiller8134 i believe you mean lord of the BEANS my good sir

    • @FrostRare
      @FrostRare 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get em boiiiis

    • @spiritofplace_1969
      @spiritofplace_1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Just the legs. They don‘t need those.

    • @chilomsam3770
      @chilomsam3770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @napoleonibonaparte7198
    @napoleonibonaparte7198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    Allies: "A surprise, but a welcome one."

    • @SomeGuy1000
      @SomeGuy1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      “A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one” THE SENATE (sheev palpatine)

    • @jamesmylife6578
      @jamesmylife6578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah they should go to Florida and see all the people Wrestling gators

    • @Gopniksquat
      @Gopniksquat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The crocodiles ARE the senate

    • @youtubehandlesshouldsuckadick
      @youtubehandlesshouldsuckadick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gopniksquat Japanese: Not Yet

    • @Gopniksquat
      @Gopniksquat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@youtubehandlesshouldsuckadick It’s treason then

  • @Yggi11
    @Yggi11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    Given all the rape, torture, mutilation and murder the Japanese soldiers carried out, this was simply justice.

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      it was also nature taking its course

    • @MrBigShark
      @MrBigShark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah and the american and the allies soldiers were angels

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@MrBigShark both sides are known for committing atrocities during a war but sometimes the atrocities of one side are far worse than those of the other

    • @oceanberserker
      @oceanberserker 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrBigShark Our hands weren't entirely clean during the war, it's true, but compared to the likes that perpetrated Auschwitz or worse still, Unit 731, and those that sanctioned them, whether tacitly or openly? Yeah, I don't wanna see some know - nothing talk like he has anything worthwhile to say.

    • @LightningWing11
      @LightningWing11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@MrBigShark He never said they were angels. What’s he supposed to do, point out every single side in WWII that committed war crimes and atrocities? That wasn’t the point of his comment. Focusing on one side in a comment doesn’t automatically absolve every other side.

  • @romarroca3654
    @romarroca3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Emu War: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary

    • @xdshrekt3909
      @xdshrekt3909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@User-ee6eu nope. It's the first.

    • @n8ivspat3n56
      @n8ivspat3n56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bacon man i thought it was a male tiger or no?

    • @nathan-kt5hz
      @nathan-kt5hz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xdshrekt3909 i bet it is daddy 😩

    • @dkissam2
      @dkissam2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey at least the crocs had confirmed kills

    • @everettsalmans104
      @everettsalmans104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I did a speech about the Emu War s couple days ago, my teacher gave me a 105/100 for how I presented it.

  • @beans8296
    @beans8296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    “Go to the swamps” they said “It will be fun”they said.

    • @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347
      @odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Rafi Rizqullah They do have a LAYERED Armor

    • @bebethcaracho279
      @bebethcaracho279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shrek: What are you doing in my swamp?!

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Rafi Rizqullah lmaoo

    • @theotherguy4897
      @theotherguy4897 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you grew up in the swamp it does make you chuckle.

    • @anrie2623
      @anrie2623 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Its great idea to deceive the enemy" they said.

  • @patrickn2858
    @patrickn2858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    TH-cam commenters “we wanna see Japanese vs Marines”
    Simple history “how bout CROCODILES”

    • @GlitchedBlox
      @GlitchedBlox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х in fact what

    • @DiceDoo
      @DiceDoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean... they gave them what they wanted.

    • @Aureus_
      @Aureus_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iwantsexseemyvideo1512 I can hear your voice IMMA FERRRU UP YA BALLZ

    • @sarchived
      @sarchived 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      why not? Xd

    • @Aureus_
      @Aureus_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarchived why not what

  • @jacobwaters1147
    @jacobwaters1147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I would actually want Japan to make a natural horror film about this

    • @janekmundt579
      @janekmundt579 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sadly won’t happen or if it does it will glorify the soldiers. The Japanese do not condemn their fascist past compared to say Germany

    • @parkmallbaby
      @parkmallbaby ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its called the Godzilla and Ultraman movies.

  • @Synpathetix
    @Synpathetix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    Imagine joining the war with the fear of being shot or brutally murdered by the opposing team but you get mauled by a crocodile instead like wtf

    • @Polymerata
      @Polymerata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Pov: Dream Stan Massacred 1930

    • @scipioafricanus2212
      @scipioafricanus2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      American soldiers also got eaten by sharks.

    • @joshbates3147
      @joshbates3147 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scipioafricanus2212 oh.

    • @salvatorediangelo453
      @salvatorediangelo453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@scipioafricanus2212 yes they did which is very strange considering sharks almost never eat people as we apparently don't taste good to them. After one bite its like, "oh sorry I thought you were a seal". This begs the question do sharks that live out in deep water far from shore have different tastes than those closer to land where there are also seals.

    • @scipioafricanus2212
      @scipioafricanus2212 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@salvatorediangelo453 as you say, shark bites are circumstantial and I can only imagine there was a lot of blood in the water that contributed

  • @cloudmoist
    @cloudmoist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    Someone: “Anything from Nature isn’t harmful”
    Salt Water Crocodiles: “Are you sure about that?”

    • @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE
      @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Another saying... in nature, there are no right or wrongs, just consequences.😁😆😁😆
      You walk or wade through mangrove swamps with 2200 pound salt water crocs around, you know there are consequences alright.

    • @yannburri8831
      @yannburri8831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewp9156 the woman who plays pepper in Iron Man, gwenth paltrow or something like that

    • @banggobang5148
      @banggobang5148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When i read this comment, my head automaticly projecting John Cena face while saying "Are you Sure about That" 😂

    • @blueyed141
      @blueyed141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@banggobang5148 I thought the same thing

    • @thatdudnum67potatoe45
      @thatdudnum67potatoe45 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i just love natural unprocessed almonds you know the ones that contains large amounts of cyanide?

  • @enderdrone6432
    @enderdrone6432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Feels like an extreme episode of “Man vs Wild.” Where said man will actually die from the wild.

  • @michaelhernandez5800
    @michaelhernandez5800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Sir we're surrounded, what do we do"
    "Send in the crocodiles"

  • @daustin8888
    @daustin8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    This is essentially the long grass scene from The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      With Japanese soldiers instead of InGen mercenaries and satwater crocodiles instead of Velociraptors.

    • @boyscouts83712
      @boyscouts83712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      British officers to Japanese soldiers retreating: DON'T GO INTO THE MANGROVES!

    • @ynnalyl6195
      @ynnalyl6195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean crocs are reptiles that existed in the dinosaur era

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ynnalyl6195 true. They existed before even their reign, by a few a million years.

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The coms guy with glasses probably tryed to warn them:
      "Dont" go into the thick marsh"

  • @jakesciortino5605
    @jakesciortino5605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    When he started to say “aerial bombing raids” for a second I thought he was gonna say the Japanese starting bombing the crocodiles I was like god damn😂😂

    • @none-tq6df
      @none-tq6df 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Well I thought as well

    • @Magnus_Caramelo_55
      @Magnus_Caramelo_55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I thought of that as well but it is also most likely

    • @lateboner3561
      @lateboner3561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      god damn hahahha

    • @gilberthavens8041
      @gilberthavens8041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Nvm the allied invasion these fuckin crocs gotta go

    • @ScubaStevie1225
      @ScubaStevie1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      “The crocodiles have armed themselves with aircraft”

  • @outlawdudegaming2949
    @outlawdudegaming2949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +929

    Emu On Aussies : Hold Our Eggs

    • @stone3854
      @stone3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The crocdiles:y e s

    • @Interdictiondeltawing
      @Interdictiondeltawing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alligator: *attacks upside down*

    • @stone3854
      @stone3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Interdictiondeltawing AAA

    • @stone3854
      @stone3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @R I T A • W A N T • Ś.E.Х what

    • @08ray.z
      @08ray.z 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why do people make these bots

  • @hopper8514
    @hopper8514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I like listening to you guys talk about animals in a detailed way like this. Good stuff.

  • @stevek1225
    @stevek1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    The British forces reported hearing screams for nights on end, before silence...

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How come the British forces weren't ambush tho?

    • @stevek1225
      @stevek1225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@NishiMiyamura The British surrounded the Japanese, who then retreated into the swamp. It took 3 days to pass 10 miles for the Japanese to reach the non occupied part of the island. The British and American's knew not to pursue and instead tried to circle around

    • @TheShadowwarrior80
      @TheShadowwarrior80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They stayed out of mangroves swamp

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stevek1225 the thing is that the commander was dishonorable which caused his troop's lives

    • @NishiMiyamura
      @NishiMiyamura 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheShadowwarrior80 but they still might get ambush

  • @rezarranguez2980
    @rezarranguez2980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    Lord I can’t imagine how terrifying this must have been

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The kami weren’t on the side of the Imperial army then.

    • @ohiyoresident
      @ohiyoresident 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Nature pulled an Uno reverse with the Asians man

    • @Bk6346
      @Bk6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      “Scholars now regard claims that many Japanese soldiers were killed by crocodiles in the mangrove swamps of Ramree as implausible.”

    • @Fight-t4b
      @Fight-t4b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bubblefish17 The devil is the ruler of this world and he only comes to kill, steal, destroy because of free will through sin.

    • @robertcortez2055
      @robertcortez2055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Fight-t4b beautifully put

  • @ShiftJay08
    @ShiftJay08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    Japanese: We must retreat into the swamps!
    British: Deploy the Kings Royal Crocidile Regiment

    • @randomguyblank1616
      @randomguyblank1616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      British soldier: The tanks or the actual crocodiles?
      British commander: What do you think I meant?

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@randomguyblank1616 lol

    • @ibnatividad
      @ibnatividad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So the KRCR?

    • @sherman790
      @sherman790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree it is confusing to the british that they might actually send their tanks than the crocs or maybe vice versa i guess?

    • @oksomynameisjeff4212
      @oksomynameisjeff4212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      British belike in a nutshell: *It's a suprise tool that will help us later!*

  • @grummanf-14tomcat31
    @grummanf-14tomcat31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Japanese soldier:exists
    Saltwater Crocodiles: I’ll take your entire stock!

  • @peterparkerspizzaface6431
    @peterparkerspizzaface6431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    My granddad was in the 26th Indian infantry division within the British Army, everytime I was with him id always ask about the war, being the curious history kid that I was. He fought at Ramree against the Japanese, went into the war as an 18 year old in 1944, he was only 120 pounds. He fought alongside many Americans and gurkhas, and mentioned how his friends on landships were blown up in front of him as they stormed the island in 1945, mostly from sea mines. I remember him talking about how his unit was without air support and contact for 3 days until he finally got in contact. He passed away in Sep 2018, and I miss him so much. He told me he wanted to give his medals to me after he passed, to which they are here right beside me, alongside some bullet shells he kept from Ramree and the Burma campaign. Miss you granddad x

    • @marvinezekielsetiawan8872
      @marvinezekielsetiawan8872 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lie?

    • @Sean_Marquez2013
      @Sean_Marquez2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@marvinezekielsetiawan8872 nope

    • @Sean_Marquez2013
      @Sean_Marquez2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wasent the British Indian Army Ruled by the British?

    • @danielgockerell
      @danielgockerell ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s awesome

    • @Britishbolls
      @Britishbolls ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sean_Marquez2013 bro dont you really know that those random 9 year olds like to act like their own grandpas or granddads served the war without even giving proof

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Imperial Japanese Soldiers: exist*
    Saltwater Crocodiles 🐊🐊🐊: _"It's Free Meat Estate."_

    • @Oper8tor_Torii
      @Oper8tor_Torii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah pretty much

    • @crktritual
      @crktritual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yakatori buffet style

    • @krakkywakky863
      @krakkywakky863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's free meal estate*

    • @markcana2917
      @markcana2917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MAN TERRIYAKI

    • @michaelex256
      @michaelex256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should have said “it’s free meal estate”

  • @CanadianAvian
    @CanadianAvian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    Japan: We should consider invading Australia.
    Crocodile Dundee: *Oi mate, better back off, I'm gonna send me crocodiles in to bugger your biscuit, eh.*
    Florida Man: I mean, I would send in my crocodiles too, but they only eat *Flamin' Hot Cheetos.* Probably Alabama Man's doing.
    Canada Man: Wait, you guys have crocodiles?

  • @KillaKaj
    @KillaKaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    If you’ve seen how crocs can frenzy over a kill, you’d know that this is absolutely terrifying this situation is. And they said 1000s I’m surprised anyone made it out alive

    • @largol33t12
      @largol33t12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And in the swamps, crocs are apex predators, meaning they dominate the food chain. It must have been unspeakable terror for the enemy soldiers struggling through the swamp. The crocs could camouflage themselves quite easily, looking like algae floating on the surface. Then along comes a human. Chomp! The sheer terror is unimaginable...

  • @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld
    @TheJoeWhoSoldTheWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1913

    the japanese in WWII: we are an unstoppable army, bound by honor, we would rather die than surrender
    some crocodile: *_is that your final answer?_*

    • @itsnotpaul8548
      @itsnotpaul8548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Australia knowing they have bio weapons made to kill humans: Well yes but actually no

    • @quinnbaygo2112
      @quinnbaygo2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Funny you use the the word *FINAL", since those crocodile have been hunted to near extinction.

    • @Onlythetruth88
      @Onlythetruth88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did surrender to a much better soldier, the us marine.

    • @shamusbermingshire7344
      @shamusbermingshire7344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@zovrol92211 lol! The smiling face...like! A,haha, are you glad that happened!? Or, do you wanna talk to the Chinese guy sharpening his knife in the corner?

    • @Onlythetruth88
      @Onlythetruth88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zovrol92211 what are you mumbling about.

  • @Robbaz
    @Robbaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2728

    The Sweet Sweet taste of Human Flesh.

  • @takakocaesar579
    @takakocaesar579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    ANZAC: “we weren’t expecting special forces”

    • @brandoncruz9548
      @brandoncruz9548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Crocs: "that's the point sergeant"

    • @ernestov1777
      @ernestov1777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Unsinkable Sam the Cat: *Ahh these rookies*

    • @s_vb2220
      @s_vb2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the ANZAC 'marines'

    • @HappiKarafuru
      @HappiKarafuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Wild emus appear*
      Don't think you lads forgot about us :V

    • @microfile6545
      @microfile6545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

  • @TwinJalanugraha
    @TwinJalanugraha 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Japanese soldiers: "We're not afraid!!!!"
    Salty: "Good afternoon"

  • @thedungeondelver
    @thedungeondelver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    When you're a Japanese soldier and the jungle starts playing " _Unfortunate_ Son".

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Doesn't exist yet

    • @scott19087
      @scott19087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Welcome to the rice fields

    • @spiceaddict530
      @spiceaddict530 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not the same war nor people, billy

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes these gags are just too convoluted to indulge, sorry

    • @vincentpaulvalmoria2297
      @vincentpaulvalmoria2297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scott19087 welcome to the swamps

  • @Zachattack-nu7lr
    @Zachattack-nu7lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    The K Rool mains are getting out of hand...

  • @BernieYoda
    @BernieYoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Crocodiles when seeing 900 men walking in their swamps:
    *a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*

  • @oliviap.1370
    @oliviap.1370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Imagine getting drafted into a war and being EATEN ALIVE BY A CROCODILE

  • @justanotherhistorybuff5336
    @justanotherhistorybuff5336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1370

    I’m supposed to be studying for a test but this looks more interesting
    Edit: Thanks for the likes was not expecting that

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Whats eerie is that you can propably still find remnants of the dead soldiers in the swamps to this day, personal belongings of metal and other items the crocs either shat out or missed..

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Still find them in the 2 countries just above Australia. There were crates of UNUSED Japanese rifles that were air dropped that never got opened in one area. They were used in a conflict in 1998. Completely serious. There's still live bombs just under the ground by an inch that go off when villagers light a campfire over the top of them (unknowingly) and they go off and kill people TODAY. One of the guys from a charity to disarm then was digging them up to defuse them and got blown up last year.

    • @hitrapperandartistdababy
      @hitrapperandartistdababy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@OffGridInvestor jesus christ…

    • @brittneystreeter493
      @brittneystreeter493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Crocs can live for a long time…there could be some walking around today who were there taking part in that feast.

    • @theskullboy8700
      @theskullboy8700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OffGridInvestor dababy took the words out of my mouth

    • @Bk6346
      @Bk6346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s an urban myth.

  • @royrenouf4530
    @royrenouf4530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    Japan: You can't defeat me.
    Allies: I know, but THEY can.
    *Crocodiles emerged from their territories*

    • @wideman4498
      @wideman4498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Japan: you can’t defeat me.
      Allies: I know, but HE can.
      *Oppenheimer intensifies*

    • @goldgamercommenting2990
      @goldgamercommenting2990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Crocs: hello there ssssssirsss!!! DIE NOW!!! **massacre begins**

    • @Dillon-bl3dz
      @Dillon-bl3dz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Insert death here

    • @john_rafael125
      @john_rafael125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No that's Australian

  • @joaquintorres870
    @joaquintorres870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Soldiers: Where are the enemies?
    Crocodiles: Right behind you

  • @jesusyamatotv3099
    @jesusyamatotv3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Crocs: "Looks like Japanese is back on the menu, boys!"

    • @cheeminthao6535
      @cheeminthao6535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING

    • @randomxm-1875
      @randomxm-1875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cheeminthao6535 let me fix that
      *ThERE FOR EATING*

    • @matejspalek7265
      @matejspalek7265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@cheeminthao6535 what about their legs, they dont need them

    • @thegoldengamer9315
      @thegoldengamer9315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmaooo

    • @gregorjerman973
      @gregorjerman973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@matejspalek7265 Truman wants them Alive and Unspoiled.

  • @williamwallace5615
    @williamwallace5615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Crocs: “What are you doing in my swamp?!”

  • @Stalin_194
    @Stalin_194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Japanese soldier:*hide in jungle *
    Crocodile:so you have chosen death

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look fastfood.

  • @dml4466
    @dml4466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks!

  • @stevengreen9536
    @stevengreen9536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Imperial Japanese Soldier:I am prepared to die for my emperor.
    Salt water crocodile:Let's test that theory shall we?

  • @sgtsmith501
    @sgtsmith501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Allied soldiers discovering the aftermath of the 'battle' and lingering crocodiles:
    *We weren't expecting special forces*

    • @mariuscatalin5982
      @mariuscatalin5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nothing was left of them crocodiles eat EVERYTHING

    • @rohncarver3585
      @rohncarver3585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mariuscatalin5982 license plates included, in this case that'd be dog tags lol

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s the point sergeant

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mariuscatalin5982 pretty much

  • @T-REX-KNIGHT
    @T-REX-KNIGHT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    "Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!"

    • @samwessels8216
      @samwessels8216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      what about there legs?
      they don't need those!

    • @wattsnottaken1
      @wattsnottaken1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When Merry looks down at his legs after the hungry orc says that lol 😂

    • @simonuberbutcher1276
      @simonuberbutcher1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING

    • @Lyndione
      @Lyndione 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @jesus53ish
      @jesus53ish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m watch LOTR Two Towers right now lmao

  • @paulweston8408
    @paulweston8408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Something I just thought of. Due to the long life of the crocodile it's possible that some of the ones that remain could have actually been a part of the massacre of the Japanese soldiers!

  • @yvespolsbroek4930
    @yvespolsbroek4930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    captain Hook: "first time?"

  • @silakkalaatikko
    @silakkalaatikko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    "And here we see the mighty saltwater crocodile, one of the fiercests beasts to roam- wait. It's coming this way. It's coming THIS WAY!" "RUN! RUN FOR YOUR-" (muffled screaming)

    • @boyscouts83712
      @boyscouts83712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Crocs: (burbs up an Imperial Japanese soldiers hat) i didn't do that😏

    • @konnichiwagerms4071
      @konnichiwagerms4071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@boyscouts83712 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @SomeGuy1000
      @SomeGuy1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Croc-“he looked at me funny”

    • @Matthew70371
      @Matthew70371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *fiercest

  • @isaaccasey8539
    @isaaccasey8539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    This could make a good movie, if someone already hasn't!

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This is the original Lake Placid.

    • @lightningfletch5598
      @lightningfletch5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It would probably be a bloodbath.

    • @pata6129
      @pata6129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It probly be political cluster vuck if they did it based on Japanese army.. even a based on a true story be a mess.. but still it be very interesting to figure out which way to go with it.. on 1 hand u could have a new jaws type movie.. on the other you could have. A based on a true story tear jerker..... Japan has come a long way since those times and being the honor proud people that they are. They taken guilt to there actions during ww2 very seriously in there society.. not only did they do horrible things to others but there actions lead them to have 2 of there cities nuked and got there own people killed..

    • @ilovecoffeev
      @ilovecoffeev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@pata6129 Are you sure they feel guilty for WWII? As far as I'm aware, WWII is hardly mentioned in Japanese schools due to the confliction with their national honor (though not to the point of Imperialist Japan)

    • @pata6129
      @pata6129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ilovecoffeev www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21226068
      I was under the impression that they were taking steps to tone for there actions.. idk if there trying to hide ww2 out shame or political agenda......

  • @littlenismo
    @littlenismo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Amazing historical footage, amazing gruff masculine yet tender movie guy voice you can tell he longs for the touch of another man, and I love that this finally got to the motivation of the crocs that they were doing it for fun.
    Amazing investigative journalism. You should be on CNN or CNN + even.

    • @enyajungle
      @enyajungle 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you okay?

  • @Maupaci91
    @Maupaci91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    crocodile diet: Monkeys, birds, Imperial Japanese soldier....

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Imperial Japanese Soldiers: **walk into swamp**
    Every Ramree Saltwater Crocodile 🐊: _"What are you doing in MY SWAMP?!??"_

    • @martinkandell5295
      @martinkandell5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      More like this: I.J.A. troops *enter swamp* Every saltwater croc in Ramree Swamp--"Hey, did ya bring food with you? Oh, you guys ARE the food? Well, then, line up to the buffet, boys, we're eating Asian cuisine!"

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crocs must be huge fans of Shrek.

  • @lunaticfringe8066
    @lunaticfringe8066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Crocs: "Here comes the Sushi buffet!"

  • @yvngtonyb
    @yvngtonyb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Having heard of this story so many times I always imagine insane specimens that scientists had never seen before likely crossing that 22-23 ft maximum. Terrifying.

  • @hisdudeness8328
    @hisdudeness8328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "So 900 men went into the mangrove swamp, 500 stumbled out. The crocs took the rest, February 17th, 1945. I'll never go on another swamp tour again..." - Grizzled Japanese WW2 Vet somewhere

    • @vincentoinkernen8543
      @vincentoinkernen8543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sadly a big croc got him soon after he told that story. But his buddy got the croc by detonating an air tank.

  • @rc59191
    @rc59191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    CNN: local crocodiles keep Japanese Soldiers safe inside their stomachs.

    • @thenumbah1birdman
      @thenumbah1birdman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Bloody but mostly peaceful crocodile attack on ramree island

    • @josephstalin133
      @josephstalin133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Crocodiles peacefully swallowed

    • @davidperrier6149
      @davidperrier6149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Crocodiles say the Japanese tried eating them first

    • @jacksonreese17
      @jacksonreese17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      “Experts” say the soldiers are enjoying their temporary stay inside the animal

    • @Slipmahoney21
      @Slipmahoney21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Awesome! So true ... propaganda CNN!

  • @User2jn
    @User2jn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I would like to know how long the journey was through the swamp and how many times they stopped to rest..... 500 men is a lot.
    I can imagine the Japanese soldiers huddled up with their bolt actions pointed in every direction as they traverse through the swamp full of paranoia. You spot an alligator in the distance and keep your eye on it when you should have been paying attention to the one next to you

  • @superpacocaalado7215
    @superpacocaalado7215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    When your lunch tates like rice, sushi, sake and malaria.

    • @halamadruuid2380
      @halamadruuid2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Boba fett don't forget that the Japanese are not the Chinese

    • @kstreet7438
      @kstreet7438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@halamadruuid2380 did you know china and japan separated by body of water?

    • @donniecapobianco8794
      @donniecapobianco8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tasty, tasty malaria!

    • @halamadruuid2380
      @halamadruuid2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kstreet7438 And?

    • @poggersbutthole8444
      @poggersbutthole8444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kstreet7438 And?

  • @hanswithhisflammenwerfer3282
    @hanswithhisflammenwerfer3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Japanese: **Exists*
    Crocodiles: sooooooo, is a all-you-can-eat-Buffet?

  • @KemoTherapy69
    @KemoTherapy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Imagine being such a badass predator that you view the top animal as prey.

    • @erencan1066
      @erencan1066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dr.doofenshmirtz3407 huh? where did that come from?

    • @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE
      @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Plenty of other animals do the same.

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The moment you are up to your knees in water and can neither run nor swim, you are no longer the 'top animal' in most parts of the world.

    • @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE
      @SALTYDEPLORABLEGARBAGE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Silverfirefly1 yup

    • @licktin1091
      @licktin1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then later on be hunted to almost extinction

  • @mspionage1743
    @mspionage1743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Those crocs live quite a long time. It wouldn't be outrageous to say that the crocs that feasted on Japanese that day, some are still alive. Crazy to consider.

  • @hiimryan2388
    @hiimryan2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Croc: hey guys dont worry I've heard from my cousins in the savanna that these are a herd of migrating wildebeest
    Croc2: huh sound fair

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo1512
      @iwantsexseemyvideo1512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Egg ok

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Comrade Ryan
      Other Croc - "What's a Wildebeest?"

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ianmacfarlane1241
      Croc4: aparently 2 legged fish with a stick fetish

  • @layveevermillion6566
    @layveevermillion6566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Sharks on the Pacific: Hey I've tasted American meat!
    Crocs on Ramree Island: Hey I've tasted Japanese meat!

    • @Assassino275
      @Assassino275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha

    • @Joseph-to4vj
      @Joseph-to4vj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Crocs in Australia: Steve Irwin? Finally a strong opponent, our battle will be legendary!

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Joseph-to4vj stingray: am I a joke to you?

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@99mrpogi
      Oof! Too soon Kirk... Too Soon...
      Q: Why did the Australians stop selling Steve Irwin brand Sunscreen...?
      A: _Because_ _it_ _was_ _unable_ _to_ _block_ _harmful_ _rays_ ...

    • @janabrielwickvonackermann3513
      @janabrielwickvonackermann3513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha....

  • @WhattAreYouSaying
    @WhattAreYouSaying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I can't even imagine how scary this must have been...

    • @valkai5036
      @valkai5036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Still less scarier than the war crimes they did to other countries surely

    • @quinlanreed7162
      @quinlanreed7162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@valkai5036 doubtful. All nations committed war crimes, even the big allies.

    • @swwwsss7870
      @swwwsss7870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@flynncarter229 russia was worst

    • @algamefarm5799
      @algamefarm5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      These scums used to throw babies upwards and catch them with their katanas. They deserved it lol karma at its finest

    • @maratnahimana
      @maratnahimana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@algamefarm5799 What the F ?

  • @NWBricks
    @NWBricks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    1:12 the video starts

  • @ursosexmachina
    @ursosexmachina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Asian Salt Water Crocodiles: "Free food!"
    Humans, 15 years later: *"Remember us?"*

    • @Igot4balls
      @Igot4balls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      still food

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Igot4balls yup, it’s believed that over 1,000 people per year are killed by crocodiles

    • @Werebat
      @Werebat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, there are few things on Earth more dangerous than being perceived as a threat to humans, by humans. History is littered with the bones, both literal and figurative, of things we thought might be a danger to ourselves or our loved ones.

    • @qwertzritter5197
      @qwertzritter5197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Werebat i mean ... Were still the most dangerous predator on the planet, no two ways about it, even to ourselves

    • @cursedhawkins1305
      @cursedhawkins1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Except the only greater threat to humans are humans, everything under that are just blown up to cover up the true threat.

  • @vidrow1932
    @vidrow1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Japanese Soldiers Retreating
    Salt Water crocs: "cowubunga it is"

  • @bjornthefellhanded5655
    @bjornthefellhanded5655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Theres probably still some Artifacts from when those Japanese Soldiers moved through that Swamp all those years ago......probably still some Rifles,Machine Guns,Bayonets,Grenades,Canteens, and other Metallic Objects

    • @diashiblade2843
      @diashiblade2843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      u going to go get some of them

    • @badalton02
      @badalton02 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@diashiblade2843 nope

    • @russiasvechenaya58
      @russiasvechenaya58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Skulls and bones too no doubt

    • @bjornthefellhanded5655
      @bjornthefellhanded5655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Wilson interesting, thanks for sharing that

    • @fipsog3555
      @fipsog3555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Its not worth it man think of the crocs 😂
      Also the Water in the mangroves is brackish Water so it is Not pure fresh Water and contains Salt because its so near by the Ocean.
      Pretty sure this stuff is so heavily f!!!!! up by Rust that you cant fix it anymore

  • @arasanchandran3479
    @arasanchandran3479 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Japanese commander : who are you
    Crocodile Soldier : I'm your worst nightmare

  • @jdauph039
    @jdauph039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Nobody:
    this crocodile: gimme ur helmet im not a soldier without my helmet

  • @SCOURGEEDITSS
    @SCOURGEEDITSS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    The Japanese army:just walking and nothing happened
    Saltwater crocodile:"hey dude did you order japanese food?"

    • @bubblefish17
      @bubblefish17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Japanese army: No I didn't.
      Saltwater crocodile: I did. CHOOMP!!! :D

  • @yashwwanthkrishna9348
    @yashwwanthkrishna9348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Japanese soldier: Australian special forces are overhelming us sir.
    Japanese General:the prophecy holds true the time has come to send them to the battle field.
    *Octopus and squid special unit: YEET.

    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WTF XDXDXD
      Of all beasts they coulda sent in, they had to go with the very definition of hentai ffs

    • @stephenchappell7512
      @stephenchappell7512 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burma's a long way from Australia

  • @ruben_zermeno
    @ruben_zermeno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:00 How ironic, considering that the imperial japanese soldiers were exactly like that with the unarmed civilians around Asia.