Is *CATS* Really That Bad??

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    We're watching the Cats (2019) movie and let me tell you...this is something
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  • @rubymilne6651
    @rubymilne6651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9949

    The title should’ve been “watching Cats so you don’t have to” because that’s what this video feels like

    • @dracosann5122
      @dracosann5122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      that's definitely why I watched it lol

    • @hannah8454
      @hannah8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kristian Alexis i love trin omg

    • @AmeliaFiend
      @AmeliaFiend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still bad even thru not watching it lol

    • @gloriboiblue
      @gloriboiblue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i actually watched the movie i skipped a lot tho bc it’s even more boring than he showed

    • @floydharper1216
      @floydharper1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then he'll remember it so you don't have to

  • @luizacoelho27
    @luizacoelho27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2782

    Dylan: "I've never hated a movie so much that I stopped"
    also Dylan: *can't get through 5 min of swiped and decides to do a movie commentary about Mulan instead* (much better choice BTW)

    • @dimitrapapadopoulou4019
      @dimitrapapadopoulou4019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @huelbig31
      @huelbig31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      also tall girl

    • @_happy_days_790
      @_happy_days_790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's what I thought! I just couldn't recall the name of the movie he hated XD

    • @acasfs001
      @acasfs001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Came here looking for this comment so I could like

    • @luizacoelho27
      @luizacoelho27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andreana Lee I’m so sorry! I hadn’t seen

  • @dutchelite2706
    @dutchelite2706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    Cats is so bad I cant even watch Dylan’s commentary about how bad this movie this....

    • @suii_lyy
      @suii_lyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same, exactly

    • @ditkind1340
      @ditkind1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mel B
      Same tbh, Jeez.

    • @Undiluted_Liquid
      @Undiluted_Liquid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i have 8 mins of this video left and idk if i wana

    • @mylene6425
      @mylene6425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      When I saw the title I was like Dylan I love you but I don't if I can go there with you.

    • @nardeaneskander9222
      @nardeaneskander9222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      yass

  • @kendallthompson2027
    @kendallthompson2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Dylan: "...we haven't really gotten to the plot yet..."
    Me: ThErE iS nO pLoT, DyLaN.

  • @leena2408
    @leena2408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    they could've done an animated cats movie and use the actors a voice actors

    • @artsyswarley
      @artsyswarley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That's not the point of the musical though. The whole thing is about how humans personify cats.

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Agree. This is complete garbage!

    • @queenoffabulous2156
      @queenoffabulous2156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      They should've worn costumes like they do in the broadway show

    • @SessVlogs
      @SessVlogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      But then how would they have emotionally scarred us?

    • @bpsara
      @bpsara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      A lot of people have wanted this but TS Elliot (the creator of the Cats poems and copyrights owner) was very against animating them for unknown reasons

  • @kingoftheclouds3524
    @kingoftheclouds3524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "is that jason derulo? no eedris elbows."

  • @nelietrodriguez5604
    @nelietrodriguez5604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    nobody:
    nobody at all:
    dylan watching any movie at all: this needs a murder mystery

    • @Natasha-fq3zt
      @Natasha-fq3zt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miraculous RJRG But like the murder is unexpected! And Dylan’s like YESSS

    • @blueskiesandstarrynights
      @blueskiesandstarrynights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Preferably with stabbing.
      Followed by a lesbian love story.

  • @iheartnaols
    @iheartnaols 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    you know his budget's going up when he doesn't complain about the price of the movie

  • @laurenc4138
    @laurenc4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    I wanted a cat really bad as a kid, my mom was allergic and we had dogs... so she got me a vhs of the cats musical... it gave me nightmares and I never asked for one again. She was a psychiatrist and I realized later she did it knowing I’d be terrified so I’d stop asking for a cat. I confronted her a few years ago and she laughed... this move makes me physically uncomfortable now lol

    • @edouard9687
      @edouard9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If you wanna get revenge get a spinx. just play a joke like I'm gonna get a cat like this and your mother can look after it

    • @mediocreskullduggery
      @mediocreskullduggery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That is fucked, mate.

    • @gustavmarkovic31
      @gustavmarkovic31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      excuuuuse me. this is a wild story. clever and devious and you should never watch this movie everrrr

    • @dinakisa1049
      @dinakisa1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Forgive me for asking, but how can someone be allergic to cats but not dogs?? It's the fur that's the allergen, not the animal. Your mum played you

    • @jodielou
      @jodielou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@dinakisa1049 I’m allergic to cats and not dogs. It’s pretty common.

  • @indigobleu4243
    @indigobleu4243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    This movie made me so uncomfortable that I actually considered numerous times to stop watching it cuz it feels so wrong. Who would ever voluntarily go see this?

    • @wendy-leevanzyl6795
      @wendy-leevanzyl6795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I couldn't finish it... I watched about 30 minutes. I was weak...

    • @theredalpha7290
      @theredalpha7290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’m not going to lie, I thought people were exaggerating about this movie being terrible. Then I stumbled upon this video.
      I’m probably going to need 40 years of therapy.

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me and my mother couldn't finish it, it was just so... wrong

  • @uishiriki
    @uishiriki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3984

    the fact this video is not over 20 minutes, this movie must be really bad lmfao

    • @madisonschmitz6313
      @madisonschmitz6313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      He even included a sponsor. Which makes that fact so much sadder

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I was thinking the same thing...like ouch what an indicator for what we're headed for.

    • @inhle1688
      @inhle1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      kaylii.n i’m surprised he even finished it

  • @philipklaedtke88
    @philipklaedtke88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9938

    Before the movie : Dylan is in trouble
    After the movie: Dylan is in therapy

  • @diegopalafox5076
    @diegopalafox5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5510

    Dylan: The plot hasn't started yet.
    Me, a musical theatre kid who knows that Cats doesn't have an actual storyline: O_O

    • @blablablaj
      @blablablaj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      "mE, a mUsiCal tHeAtRe kiD"
      Yes normal people don't know about the most famous musical at all, only music theatre kids do. But they forget too as soon as they grow up

    • @dannic54
      @dannic54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      @@blablablaj Are you okay? I think he just meant that Cats wasnt a very widely popular broadway show compared to others. He was probably involved in a production or something. Jesus.

    • @Dean_W1nchester.
      @Dean_W1nchester. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Me a musical theatre kid whose never even seen cats other then in an animatic form 👁👄👁

    • @LounaM11
      @LounaM11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      @@blablablaj You think Cats is the most famous musical of all time? Not Phantom (the longest running) or literally any Disney musical?

    • @protoaltus
      @protoaltus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me, who's seen Mat's Film Theory on this ⊙_⊙ if only that theory was true...

  • @jeeslu12345
    @jeeslu12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4607

    “I know we haven’t gotten into the plot yet.” Who’s gonna tell him

    • @rita5127
      @rita5127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Jess Phillips I kept thinking about that...

    • @alyssaj6579
      @alyssaj6579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Honestly if you dissect Cats it has pretty much 3 underlying plots...1) the ball, just to de ide who gets a new life 2) bringing grizabella back into the tribe and how she became who she is now blah blah blah 3) is macavity, a smaller plot in the 1998 version and beefed up here to create more of a villain. Otherwise Cats doesnt have one obvious plot more like a few small ones that make up the story.

    • @juliettewolff1993
      @juliettewolff1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Can i ask what happens

    • @jeeslu12345
      @jeeslu12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Juliette Wolff read Alyssa J’s reply, open first watching it is so confusing and makes no sense.

    • @juliettewolff1993
      @juliettewolff1993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jeeslu12345 ok thank you😊

  • @marisevw7935
    @marisevw7935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7830

    Dylan: "I know we haven't really gotten to the plot yet..."
    Me: “Hahaha, joke's on you, there is no plot”

    • @yentilharris3808
      @yentilharris3808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      This floored me.

    • @misleroux8010
      @misleroux8010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Was just about to say that LOL

    • @svrmaster103
      @svrmaster103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      The plot is about cats competing to die

    • @funkydude8196
      @funkydude8196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      The plot is ‘Hi, I’m and i want to die’ x5

    • @jewelscox4197
      @jewelscox4197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The plot is cats competing to die come back to life as a brand new young cat

  • @emerald3960
    @emerald3960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    i have a grudge against this movie because it was the last big event of 2019, then covid happened. I think this movie was so bad the world tried to end itself and because of that I couldn't watch any live musical theater.

    • @Kusumakshi.
      @Kusumakshi. ปีที่แล้ว +20

      🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @UZhul
      @UZhul ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Valid theory. Nature does try to eradicate the pathogens(cats movie).

    • @Spac3bab3
      @Spac3bab3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nooo at least go to the theatre again this movie is so not like a live performance you would see in musical theatre

  • @hannahstevenson4375
    @hannahstevenson4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    dylan: wHeN iS tHe PoLt GoInG tO sTaRt
    theater kids everywhere: oh dylan...what plot?

    • @PrincesSakura
      @PrincesSakura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Exactly 🤣

    • @SunRay596
      @SunRay596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I saw cats on bway when i was 10 and walked out being like "i dont know what the fuck just happened but everyone was SO talented and im here for it"

    • @pialestrange5826
      @pialestrange5826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hannah Stevenson well true but technically there is a plot lmao

    • @clover524
      @clover524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Emma Wilson I also saw Cats when I was young and I remember walking out not knowing anything about it except that there were cats

    • @briapryor1709
      @briapryor1709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Basically, it’s a cult. I think, idk that’s what film theory said.

  • @erica2003girl1
    @erica2003girl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1946

    * Movie Ends *
    * Dylan starts clapping *
    Me: what?
    Dylan: thank you for ending
    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • @Spoookybi
    @Spoookybi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6208

    When Dylan doesn't even make that many jokes, you know the movie sucks.

    • @originaozz
      @originaozz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      The movie itself is a joke. What a waste of talents and budget!

    • @leenuhh_
      @leenuhh_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@originaozz Yeah, I don't understand how they could get such amazing casts to be on such a weird movie unless big money was involved to get them.

    • @emmam1282
      @emmam1282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      LEENUH , I mean it’s a rly good musical and could have been a good movie but they just didn’t execute it well

    • @Gemini-Lion
      @Gemini-Lion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @originaozz I was going to say “The movie is the joke”, but then I saw your reply.

    • @saramohamma6641
      @saramohamma6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@originaozz Jokes have meaning, this movie doesn't

  • @megastar4470
    @megastar4470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    I feel like the girl who was crying next to him in the theater was crying tears of pain and disgust over the trailer, not crying bc she was excited for Cats the movie

    • @Caroline-bc3dq
      @Caroline-bc3dq ปีที่แล้ว +5

      my thoughts exactly
      also HI NAMJOON lol

  • @emma-vy9ph
    @emma-vy9ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1439

    dylan: there hasn’t been a movie where i’ve gotten to a point where i hate myself
    swiped: am i a joke to you?!?

    • @amandamichelletenney
      @amandamichelletenney 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Clearly

    • @liannacharlesworth4555
      @liannacharlesworth4555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that is truly the worst movie i have ever seen

    • @shofisstar
      @shofisstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He has suppressed that memory

    • @JoHarryDaddee
      @JoHarryDaddee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      emma yes it is very much a joke

    • @hollymagadieu1424
      @hollymagadieu1424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When Dylan struggles coming up with musicals he’s seen despite seeing almost if not all the Disney Princess movies

  • @kikigopie419
    @kikigopie419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8170

    _"Yes! Run away...f*cking take the movie with you."_
    What an underrated line lmaooo

    • @Yn-hj1xk
      @Yn-hj1xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You don't have any comments so here you go 😌
      Anyway i agree with you ☺️
      Bye

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mariamkidair1236
      @mariamkidair1236 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s the timestamp?

    • @starclouds..
      @starclouds.. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mariamkidair1236 3:48

    • @pberretta
      @pberretta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      AND IT WAS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE LMAOO

  • @georgiapike4491
    @georgiapike4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25778

    “I like the way the camera is moving, it really makes you feel like you’re a part of it” ok but I don’t want to be a part of this

  • @hillaryneese4309
    @hillaryneese4309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    "This could use a good murder mystery plot. Knives Out meets Cats"
    *The Warriors fandom has entered the chat*

    • @q.l.1363
      @q.l.1363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      My whole childhood lol

    • @taylormelton3088
      @taylormelton3088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Brambleclaw X Squirrelflight forever ❤️

    • @petrathorsty3833
      @petrathorsty3833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You just revived an entire memory I forgot I had 😅

    • @amayabaaabyy9681
      @amayabaaabyy9681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      omggg firestar 🥺🥺

    • @hunterwolfgun4967
      @hunterwolfgun4967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was thinking more of Thunder Cats

  • @jillvandeklundert3715
    @jillvandeklundert3715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2980

    It's such a boring movie that it even makes this video hard to watch..

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      I'm literally fighting the urge to closethis video and the only reason I haven't done it yet is because of my respect for Dylan. Throw them ads at me, he deserves this money, is it'd be the only good thing in this for me

    • @ElPascal
      @ElPascal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I thought that Dylan was gonna quick soon but not.
      He stopped and keep the movie
      Fuck Dylan
      XD lol

    • @muhammadsi7717
      @muhammadsi7717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Kasiarzynka he spent all of his money on NVM..

    • @suii_lyy
      @suii_lyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @suii_lyy
      @suii_lyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kasiarzynka same XD

  • @ZaraB99
    @ZaraB99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Dylan: *watches literally any movie*
    Dylan: this movie would be so much better with murder

    • @renoirrr
      @renoirrr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zara honestly if it’s not a murder it would be a pretty big death that affects everyone and that would probably be really good too

    • @plight2405
      @plight2405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i mean he isnt wrong

    • @BlastedChutoy
      @BlastedChutoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he said that in Lilo and Stitch as well.

  • @Hi-sv3cf
    @Hi-sv3cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2822

    Dylan: titles the video "Is 'CATS' Really that Bad??"
    Also Dylan: skips through half the movie and has to stop in the middle to think about if he wants to continue

    • @meganmcleod6152
      @meganmcleod6152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hi he wanted to lure us in with lies

    • @DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje
      @DodirAnelaIntuitivnoOtvaranje 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@meganmcleod6152 actually I just wanted see him cringing all the way 😂 off course we knew by the title Dylan means "Oh Yeah it IS"

    • @meganmcleod6152
      @meganmcleod6152 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dodir Anđela - Intuitivno Otvaranje oh same!!!

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should have added a "...YES" to the end of the tittle! lol

  • @madisongracedeluise
    @madisongracedeluise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    I’m sure cats are heavily offended by this movie

  • @norahg378
    @norahg378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    “I have never hated a movie so much that I stopped” I’d like to remind you of a little movie called Swiped, starring our favorite Twitter philosopher Noah Centineo

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I thought he finished it....didn't he?

    • @norahg378
      @norahg378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Z M No he quit part way through and watched Mulan instead.

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Norah G ohhhh I thought he was talking about a different Noah movie (the quirky girl one) 😂😂 Noah has too many bad movies for me to remember 😂
      Thank you tho!!!

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zm1197 Which quirky girl one?

    • @emillycristinas1999
      @emillycristinas1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cranberryrosebud The perfect date, with Laura Marano and It´s pretty bad as well, but not as bad as swiped

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7077

    This is quite literally the closest i'll get to ever watching this whole movie. lol

    • @beatrizgomes4094
      @beatrizgomes4094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Exactly, I'm watching Dylan watch it so that I don't have to watch it

    • @xya2287
      @xya2287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same.

    • @theaemia8838
      @theaemia8838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ayee

    • @dwuddle
      @dwuddle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Basement Wizard my grandma made me watch it with her and I hate it so much!

    • @briapryor1709
      @briapryor1709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I will not be watching this trash movie. 🤣

  • @jillc87
    @jillc87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    dylan: "I know we haven't really gotten into the plot yet..."
    narrator: *and he never did.....*

    • @nym0s177
      @nym0s177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I watched Dylan's video and I still have no clue what its about

  • @warriorwolfehh
    @warriorwolfehh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "Idris Elbows" and "Julie Dench" so close but so far

    • @abbiemills2047
      @abbiemills2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Idris Elbow is forever how I will refer to Idris from now on haha

  • @ceciliahorner2664
    @ceciliahorner2664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1265

    Let me present a better mix of the titles “Cats” and “Knives Out:” “Claws Out.” Thank you, I know.

    • @alienated1847
      @alienated1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@meddler42 I cant stop snorting

    • @ramona6644
      @ramona6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this needs to be pinned to the top

    • @16taysia
      @16taysia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YOU STOLE MY COMMENT!! LoL 😂

    • @xaxacapric3022
      @xaxacapric3022 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But...I would actually probably go watch a movie named this....

  • @yves114
    @yves114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3077

    I used to think that people were overreacting about how bad this movie was but I was wrong.

    • @kaylaelsner2198
      @kaylaelsner2198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Me too😂

    • @vanyadolly
      @vanyadolly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Why did they turn it into an Adam Sandler movie?

    • @lotine7238
      @lotine7238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the same, I stopped at 20 min. It was so bad

    • @joshthecritique
      @joshthecritique 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This movie was somehow worse than I expected

  • @nachothedrownedlegend704
    @nachothedrownedlegend704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    Everyone: Spider-Cat
    Me: Spider-Kitty~
    Dylan: C a t t e r - M a n

    • @olivialovelle
      @olivialovelle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ✨ Since there are no reply’s I will be the first ✨

    • @thebestkatewinslet
      @thebestkatewinslet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i will take the honor of being the third reply

    • @luvananna
      @luvananna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i will take the honor of being the fourth reply

    • @brianelson1481
      @brianelson1481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i will take the honor of being the fifth reply

    • @wizzard7107
      @wizzard7107 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I will take the honor of being the sixth reply

  • @YellowfangOfStarClan93
    @YellowfangOfStarClan93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    “I know the movie hasn’t really got to the plot yet”
    Oh, sweetie

  • @parisewellington3664
    @parisewellington3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    Nobody:
    Dylan watching a movie: "add a murder mystery"
    maybe he ghostwrites riverdale🤔

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      If Dylan wrote Riverdale it would probably be much better than it is right now XD

    • @isisaqui5288
      @isisaqui5288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Wow that's kind of an insult to his writing 😂

    • @musicology9643
      @musicology9643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ouch, Dylan is insulted because Riverdale doesn't makes sense at all.

    • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
      @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@musicology9643 Then if the show doesn't already have him then they should GET him for Season 5. He'd have them say things like "sanitary" and better handle misdirects :).

    • @parisewellington3664
      @parisewellington3664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose i reckon dylan would make it worse just for fun. Any character he doesnt like would probably die a weird but gruesome death

  • @purpleprincess4881
    @purpleprincess4881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Ok I know everything is talking about the worst part of the movie. But we all know that it’s the fact there was not a single JASOOOOOON DERUUUUULOOOOOO

    • @valdapierre6650
      @valdapierre6650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😣😣😣actually someone...

  • @mariammenteshashvili1548
    @mariammenteshashvili1548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1858

    Dylan: and i have never not one time hated a movie so much that i stopped
    Swiped: am i a joke to you?

    • @almondmilklattee
      @almondmilklattee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      first name last name it was so bad he put a mental block on it😂

    • @DylanIsInTrouble
      @DylanIsInTrouble  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

      holy shit I forgot about that abomination

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@DylanIsInTrouble Sssh, never think about it again

    • @maryy2077
      @maryy2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Dylan Is In Trouble I watched it, I’m stronger than you

    • @sleepy_sensei3913
      @sleepy_sensei3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@DylanIsInTrouble you didn't just forget. You repressed that ISH xD

  • @munashe5861
    @munashe5861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    "noooo what!?! They're still alive?"
    The disappoinment in his voice.

  • @alexanderboleyn2058
    @alexanderboleyn2058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1327

    Can we talk about how the only thing he enjoyed about this movie was the song that Taylor wrote bc the creators of this butchered everything else?? 💀

    • @yamyrm3687
      @yamyrm3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He couldn't wait for her to stop singing, I wouldn't call that enjoyment.

    • @helenaagain
      @helenaagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YamyRM no she means ‘beautiful ghosts’. also andrew lloyd webber sucks in general so that makes sense.

    • @yamyrm3687
      @yamyrm3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@helenaagain No, I know. He seemed to enjoy a little bit of the song then he couldn't wait for her to stop ( 16:03), got really tired of it really quick.

    • @analuz1736
      @analuz1736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But was the only song that catch his attention that's good enough for me

    • @pamela483
      @pamela483 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You said it

  • @kylewalker9062
    @kylewalker9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7276

    I will never understand why they didn’t just use full cgi cats for this.

    • @alida1734
      @alida1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

      The human legs destroys it for me..😐

    • @rosegualteros3921
      @rosegualteros3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      Why didn’t they use freakin bodysuits like the musical? I’m so disappointed

    • @alida1734
      @alida1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@rosegualteros3921 they should have made them look like real cats

    • @rosegualteros3921
      @rosegualteros3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Moonlight Addiction you’re right 😂. Should’ve had better CGI

    • @colonyofrats4193
      @colonyofrats4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Because of the dancing

  • @marianarabelo179
    @marianarabelo179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    I will never understand why they’ve chosen to turn cats into a movie when there’s so many good shows that could be movies (I’m not saying cats is bad because I like the stage version, but the lack of plot and the terrible cgi doesn’t work on screen)

    • @Niko_Lestrange
      @Niko_Lestrange 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      the only way Cats works on screen is if it is a Stage-to-screen film. trying to fit it into a movie plot doesnt work, it was never meant to be that, and trying to go the route of disney and CGI everything was a horrible idea. this makes me fear for how bad Wicked will be when they finally make it a movie.

    • @alyssagillespie
      @alyssagillespie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      A Wicked movie was originally supposed to be released when Cats did, but it got pushed back... FOR FREAKING CATS!!! NO ONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA

    • @alicee1901
      @alicee1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mariana Rabelo cough cough fear Evan Hansen cough cough

    • @hieithefox
      @hieithefox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      because people in Hollywood are stupid

    • @alys1149
      @alys1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The plot is in the songs, most people don't listen to the lyrics.

  • @madisongracedeluise
    @madisongracedeluise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    They shouldn’t have had so many celebrities, it makes it worse, especially James and Rebel.

  • @eurasiaedits
    @eurasiaedits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11958

    Dylan: “Who names their cat Peter?”
    My cat, Peter, sitting next to me: 👁👄👁

    • @gisela_oliveira
      @gisela_oliveira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      My cat' name is Peter too!

    • @apa1987
      @apa1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      OMG SAME

    • @doodlemeimpressed4625
      @doodlemeimpressed4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      My cat's name is Peter as well

    • @leilamoh878
      @leilamoh878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      My friend’s cat is named Peter too!!! 😂😂

    • @laurenc4138
      @laurenc4138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My dog’s name is Peter, I feel ya girl lol

  • @roseblack8493
    @roseblack8493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5592

    In defense of the CGI in the movie. They didn't have the actors wear suits for species effects. They just had them wear brown bodysuits. So the animators had to hand animate everything. They also were severely underpaid and overworked. It's not the animators' fault really. The creators of the movie just got what they paid for.

    • @beacreates4370
      @beacreates4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      Agreed. Also, they didn't give the CGI artists nearly enough time to make it good. This is what happens when the director says "Oh we will just CGI it later" without any consideration for the artists. It's like trying to fix a broken bone with a bandaid, fundamentally idk how they were supposed to take humans and make them look like cats without making it a full-blown cartoon animation.

    • @candacewingfield8371
      @candacewingfield8371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Thank you for pointing this out.

    • @sarajoachim2186
      @sarajoachim2186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      Very good point, it's important to remember that the animators weren't the ones who designed how the characters should look or made the decision to do everything by hand. It's the director who signed off on that and clearly didn't even think about how incredibly difficult he was making things for them, in my opinion he's the one who deserves the blame here. Considering the terrible circumstances they had to deal with I really think the animators did the best they could.

    • @AmomenttobeReal
      @AmomenttobeReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      And not only that, the movie was supposed to be in 2d animation at first, but they said "no! fuck this! lets cgi everything because that way more adults will come to see it!"
      Haha... get it? because 2d animation is for kids only.
      God I hate that mentality

    • @madisafriend4388
      @madisafriend4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rose Black I agree with your point but personally I think with them knowing in hinesight what they were working with and how much time and budget they had they should have thought and made it better but I do agree with your points so please don’t think I’m going against you x

  • @Solutad
    @Solutad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Dylan: "You know what this story could use--?"
    everyone who has ever seen the musical: "A story?"

    • @emilyschmitz8120
      @emilyschmitz8120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Kathryn Harvey everyone who has seen at least one of Dylan’s movie commentary’s before: „murder?“

    • @HeyArlo
      @HeyArlo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@emilyschmitz8120 "a misdirect?"

    • @stephanie22345
      @stephanie22345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      As a former cast member of this musical, I agree wholeheartedly

  • @lulu-kz5gf
    @lulu-kz5gf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I feel sorry for everyone that was involved in this film. They now have this stuck on their credits 💀

  • @DK-eu5qm
    @DK-eu5qm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    Nobody:
    Dylan: idRis elbOWs

    • @rebekahw.8990
      @rebekahw.8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DK I can’t say his name normally ever again

    • @arriibacon531
      @arriibacon531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rebekahw.8990 me either

  • @meepymoof
    @meepymoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    Dylan: I wasn't put off by the CGI in the trailer like most people were
    Dylan five seconds later: I'm already a little creeped out
    Dylan for the rest of the movie: *SCREAMS*

  • @jennifertan
    @jennifertan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1336

    "the girl i was with started weeping" we know who misoa is dylan

    • @scintilliance5665
      @scintilliance5665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      legit what i was thinking.
      he probably didn't say Misoa because then the entire comment section would've been about Misoa. 😂

    • @aminaa5824
      @aminaa5824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Dylan trying to act like he has more than one friend 😆

    • @DM-it1qf
      @DM-it1qf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      She was probably crying out of pure terror 😂

    • @jorreca
      @jorreca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@aminaa5824 RIGHT HAHAHA

    • @nickysmits2557
      @nickysmits2557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sounded like he was going to say something else. ''And the .... girl I was with''. Sounded like he was going to say something that starts with a B or P or something.

  • @ashh4929
    @ashh4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "I haven't even made a pussy joke yet".
    When a movie is *SO* bad you can't incorporate even the most obvious of juvenile humor. 🤦 Bless your sacrifice of watching this so we don't have to.

  • @taikth
    @taikth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    dylan: "who names their cat peter?"
    me: *looks at my 16 year old cat named after peter parker* haha r-right...

    • @alilwoozyhere
      @alilwoozyhere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tainá Silva RIGHT!! I had a cat for a short time named Peter Parker! (He’s fine, at a better home now, my mom just doesn’t like cats 🤦🏼‍♀️)

    • @sleepinginmoss
      @sleepinginmoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      thats actually adorable, I hope mr. Peter Parker is having a wonderful day✨

    • @maknchill7980
      @maknchill7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Tainá Silva spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat can

    • @camillefaith2005
      @camillefaith2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tainá Silva Pet your cat for me please. My dog died a year and a half ago. Cherish pets while you can. They’re precious. ☺️

    • @rut_0387
      @rut_0387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have a gerbil called peter too, after peter parker. I don't know what is more ridiculous

  • @blackpinkrise4527
    @blackpinkrise4527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5413

    When are people going to understand that NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A MOVIE.

    • @nazz95
      @nazz95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      They should of just did a cartoon movie of it instead

    • @LithiaSinclair
      @LithiaSinclair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Isnt.. isnt this based off of a musical? Which is already live action
      Like i agree its a mistake but the source material is already live action

    • @calisha1889
      @calisha1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@LithiaSinclair Thats true, but for a long time the original film adaptation was going to be a 2D movie with don bluth/steven spielberg back in like, the 90s. I think if you see the concept art for that it looks more interesting alone than this movie. But the original is also a ballet and the dancing is whats most important, so that couldve been lost on an animated film. I think the problem is it doesnt have the format to be made into a movie with a plot in the first place, and the design is so weird it turns off like, almost all of the audience

    • @alittlestarangel
      @alittlestarangel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lithia and the musical is based on a collections of kids poems. that why it kind of doesn’t have a plot and all super weird.

    • @annmarielloyd1411
      @annmarielloyd1411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      spring awakening should totally get one

  • @pjbeau7586
    @pjbeau7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    Dylan-“I’ve never stoped watching a movie” didn’t you stop watching that swiped movie or what ever it’s called with Noah?

    • @erinquinn2628
      @erinquinn2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      it was so unmemorable he forgot

    • @pyperj.2127
      @pyperj.2127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      pjbeau I think so. It was trash haha

    • @wonder0663
      @wonder0663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't think he considered it a movie

    • @fromlighttodarkness7049
      @fromlighttodarkness7049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He probably forced himself to forget about it

    • @gracyngraves
      @gracyngraves 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that lmao

  • @andieb3632
    @andieb3632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "Even though they are all cats, I can feel how white everybody is" I'm dead!!!

  • @gabriela2401
    @gabriela2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    "I just need some dialogue"
    -what?
    *music continues*
    HAHAHAHAHA I can't breathe

    • @gabriela2401
      @gabriela2401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thisissuhweet1505 dany's faces are everything HAHAHAHAHA

  • @marykyork
    @marykyork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Dylan: skipped majority of the movie Me: skipped the whole movie

    • @hunterwolfgun4967
      @hunterwolfgun4967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Smart decisions, only one is better than the other

  • @PatrickBoyda
    @PatrickBoyda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    "I know we haven't really gotten into the plot yet"
    Nor will we, my friend.

  • @Error403HRD
    @Error403HRD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    You didn't piss off Cats fans. Cats 2019 pissed off Cats fans.

  • @maraw8658
    @maraw8658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    I laughed more at “Idris Elbows,” than anyone laughed at the entire movie

  • @godkongsnake4092
    @godkongsnake4092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    If cats took over the world, the first thing they're doing is destroying this movie.

    • @mimy2688
      @mimy2688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GodKongSnake This needs more appreciation

  • @thekneesbee
    @thekneesbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    I love how Dylan is just actively rooting for the villain to come and kill everyone. His disappointment when he found out they were just being kidnapped 😂

  • @mqtsprinter93
    @mqtsprinter93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Dylan: “The girl I was with.”
    All Troublemakers: “Misoa?! Does Dylan have more female friends?!?”

    • @bugsbunnyknowsbetter
      @bugsbunnyknowsbetter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      So we’re not even considering that maybe he was on a date? That’s right we don’t because he should marry Misoa.

    • @april00026000
      @april00026000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gay guys usually have a lot of girl friends so

    • @bridgetwest4700
      @bridgetwest4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@april00026000 ouch

    • @ahuynh52
      @ahuynh52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      april00026000 DHEJBDJD

    • @razielcelibethhernandez3699
      @razielcelibethhernandez3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@april00026000 oop

  • @kerosine2896
    @kerosine2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Dylan: Every time you recommend a movie, a cat dies. We don't want that
    Also Dylan: Ok but you know what this movie needs? DeAd CaTS

  • @fionatastic0.070
    @fionatastic0.070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +826

    “I just want someone to talk normal”
    Imagine this man watching Les Mis

    • @antoniasaavedra6348
      @antoniasaavedra6348 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Les Mis at least has a story

    • @mal1871
      @mal1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Antonia Saavedra true

    • @kindle9920
      @kindle9920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my first thought

    • @mulherenascentista
      @mulherenascentista 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@antoniasaavedra6348 exactly. Even my friends.sho can't stand musical theater liked the Les Mis movie

    • @Stellassounds
      @Stellassounds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I accidentally watched les miserable in the cinema and didn't know what I was getting into 😭

  • @klmkatz07
    @klmkatz07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +548

    When he said “it’s movie commentary Monday” I had to focus so hard to figure out what day it is 😂

    • @uditatj
      @uditatj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same here 😂

    • @miguelvasquez-sanchez2324
      @miguelvasquez-sanchez2324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I dont even keep track anymore

    • @chellymurphy
      @chellymurphy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s Friday for me 😬

    • @patriziadesandre3927
      @patriziadesandre3927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same 😂 it's thursday for me🙈

    • @kn-yi5ej
      @kn-yi5ej 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrizia De Sandre omg I just realized it was Thursday 😭

  • @alunarbunnie
    @alunarbunnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    I am sorry but I cannot stop laughing at Dylan saying he just wants one line of dialogue and Idris Elba goes “what?” 😂

    • @sakilehaith-ince7416
      @sakilehaith-ince7416 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was waiting on a person to comment on this EXACT thing🤣

    • @minirth.maggie
      @minirth.maggie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Idris Elbows took me out...

  • @nataliealexandraa
    @nataliealexandraa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    Dylan: “I know we haven’t gotten to the plot, yet...”
    *JOKES ON YOU! THERE IS NO PLOT!*

    • @missfin.a5371
      @missfin.a5371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So what exactly is the story about?

    • @sailorcat
      @sailorcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@missfin.a5371 Basically they decide on which cat will be reborn. And then you het introduced to the different cats. At one point a cat is kidnapped, but they get him back very easily, which was a bit lame. But even the original musical unfortunately doesn't have much plot.

    • @CallistaYip
      @CallistaYip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sailor Cat
      In my opinion, I loved the musical version of cats, but the movie was just so horrible and not entertaining at all

    • @guyr3618
      @guyr3618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@missfin.a5371 It's about cats.

    • @shelleyc853
      @shelleyc853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The original stage musical took all its dialogue(well song lyrics as there isn't dialogue) from an anthology of nonsense poems about cats by TS Elliott and Lloyd Webber either wasnt allowed to or didn't want to add to them when composing the music. The stage musical is entirely about the singing and dancing(mostly dancing).

  • @jasminwilhelmsen3216
    @jasminwilhelmsen3216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    ..the stage version of cat HAS NO ACTUAL DIALOGUE, but unusually lots of dancing and singing. making Cats sorta special actual, just a series of songs and dance numbers actually :)

    • @floydharper1216
      @floydharper1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And that's why it's horrible

    • @kspoo10_
      @kspoo10_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@floydharper1216 The stage musical is only horrible if you go in expecting something serious. If you go in expecting a strange but fun time, then it might not seem so bad?

  • @muskaan3711
    @muskaan3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    Nobody:
    Dylan in every movie commentary: This movie could use a good murder mystery.

    • @idunskovgaardbrnmo8633
      @idunskovgaardbrnmo8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And some lesbians

    • @emmashea6842
      @emmashea6842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Muskaan he should watch Knives out for a good murder mystery Edit: he mentioned knives out. So i guess he’s seen it or plans to😂

    • @muskaan3711
      @muskaan3711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@emmashea6842 I hope he does because he said no recommendations lol

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dylan almost always looks for Murder and Lesbians

  • @ferenczliszt
    @ferenczliszt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1236

    Dylan: "I just want some dialogue, what is the story"
    Andrew Lloyd Webber: "I don't know what either of those words mean"

    • @rossohare4950
      @rossohare4950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There is no plot

    • @PandaApocalypseband
      @PandaApocalypseband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rossohare4950 Cats has a plot, it might not be as easily dissected but there is a storyline.

    • @-aeshe-4951
      @-aeshe-4951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rossohare4950 YA JUST THE MOVIE... MAKES SOME NON WELL HANDLED CHANGES

    • @colonyofrats4193
      @colonyofrats4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amora Taylor only in the movie the actual stage show has no plot lol

    • @PandaApocalypseband
      @PandaApocalypseband 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@colonyofrats4193 "The plot centres on a tribe of cats called the Jellicles, as they come together at the annual Jellicle Ball to decide which one of them will ascend to the Heaviside Layer (their version of heaven) and be reborn into a new life"

  • @morganb4168
    @morganb4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I know no one cares, but they REALLY did Mr. Mistoffelees wrong. They completely changed his personality. In the stage musical, he is confident and a big statement, but not arrogant like some of the others. He's fun, mysterious, and uplifting. They COMPLETELY SUCKED the life out of him in this movie and made him look like a shy, nervous little mouse who needs to build up his confidence. In the play he just is depicted as quiet because his magic and spectacle speak for themselves, but he's not like... such a weenie? idk

    • @Trickstres
      @Trickstres 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also him and RumTum had this cute little (b)romance going, so he got hit with the NO HOMO stick, gotta give him a female love interest, else people might think the flamboyant cat wizard might be GAY

    • @morganb4168
      @morganb4168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Trickstres RIGHT? Idk i feel like they really did him an injustice. In the stage version, he's my favorite cat, but in the movie they robbed him of all of his best qualities.

  • @dylancotrioa8659
    @dylancotrioa8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Dylan: why do the cockroaches have completely human faces.
    Me: 😂😂😂 imagine auditioning for a cockroach. Imagine being like " Yeah I'm here to play the cockroach. 😂😂😂 Imagine not getting the part of a cockroach.

    • @happychaosofthenorth
      @happychaosofthenorth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They dodged a bullet then. Seriously, they're better off that way. Who's going to cast someone who has "Cockroach #4 in Cats" on their resume?

    • @doot1doo1
      @doot1doo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      to be fair they're not just cockroaches ... they're _dancing cockroaches_

    • @dylancotrioa8659
      @dylancotrioa8659 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well that's true but Imagine being like " Oh parts I've been in I was dancing cockroach number 7 in cats. "

    • @emma3099
      @emma3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my goodness hahahahahahahaah

  • @julia-wg8gs
    @julia-wg8gs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +986

    No one:
    No one at all:
    Dylan: "Idris eLbOwS"

    • @alexisshalosky1389
      @alexisshalosky1389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lmaoo, that part killed me for no reason ☠️

    • @lalala-vk7ex
      @lalala-vk7ex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Okay I thought I was crazy cause I knew damn well his last name wasn't elbows? I mean idk a lot of celebrities but I couldnt have missed that lmaoo

    • @clarissagao9324
      @clarissagao9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah WHY it was TOO casual and i didnt notice until the second time around-

    • @rakittaboylan7695
      @rakittaboylan7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I could've lol'd the "eLbOwS" and moved on but he also says "Edris" and the combo slayed me

  • @mariscc2722
    @mariscc2722 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1431

    “This whole thing is freaking me out”
    You mean “this whole thing is freaking meow’t”
    That was terrible, I’m sorry

    • @suii_lyy
      @suii_lyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Nah it was good XD

    • @mikaila7766
      @mikaila7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      better than the jokes in the movie

    • @stephzimm9885
      @stephzimm9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      IT WAS GOLD

    • @thabzmoloi2953
      @thabzmoloi2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      best joke to come out of this movie

    • @aisha9876
      @aisha9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i liked it tho

  • @isaacjh2178
    @isaacjh2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Dylan: I need some dialogue .
    “wot”
    Dylan: o_o

  • @ecq05
    @ecq05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    I love dylan but the movie is so boring that even this video was hard to watch

    • @ThelouwseFD
      @ThelouwseFD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      exactly what I was thinking

    • @Shizukachan07
      @Shizukachan07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup I agree

  • @rollyhankin6315
    @rollyhankin6315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    "have I pissed off the OG fans of Cats" no we feel the same this movie was trash.

    • @curlygee2914
      @curlygee2914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Same, the only part I found humorous was when I noticed they replaced the orgy scene with them getting high off catnip instead.

    • @jadek6512
      @jadek6512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The broadway was much better and I would recommend he see it but he hates that

  • @mistressofthedark5775
    @mistressofthedark5775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    The actors were forced to do "cat class" where they had to learn how to walk and act like a cat...

    • @eliana2522
      @eliana2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Nothing they did really reminded me of a cat. If the movie weren't called Cats, I never would have thought they were (trying and failing to portray) felines.

    • @luckywithpaint7773
      @luckywithpaint7773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      In the most un-natural way possible

    • @milenaviana6161
      @milenaviana6161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      it didn't work

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Broadway actors should have just been hired and the director should have let everyone wear costumes to make it easier on the animation team.

    • @blackblossomm
      @blackblossomm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So they all failed

  • @eleanorbostick3474
    @eleanorbostick3474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "Knives Out but with Cats"
    You mean "Claws Out"?
    Please.
    Also why isn't Dylan directing everything instead? I would pay good money to see those movies. Not the bad money, mind you. The good money.

  • @mj22kindnessisforfree77
    @mj22kindnessisforfree77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2457

    So... I stumbled over this channel like a few days ago and it all kinda started with quite old videos. Now I came to this one and ... I mean... is this all just Dylan transforming from Flynn Rider to Milo from Atlantis?

    • @cherryburn7013
      @cherryburn7013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Basically 😂😂 he's trying something new

    • @AirQuotes
      @AirQuotes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Maybe I'm into it

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      YES OMG

    • @lukes8557
      @lukes8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha lol his newest video 😂

    • @annieoncrack
      @annieoncrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      this aged well

  • @scarlett-moriko1543
    @scarlett-moriko1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Dylan “I just need some dialogue.”
    Idris: “What.”
    Dylan: 😐😑🙄

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂

    • @marshy_5406
      @marshy_5406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I meannn he did get what he wanted 😂😂😂

    • @theinnocents9263
      @theinnocents9263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marshy_540 true 🤣

    • @iRinnda
      @iRinnda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what a perfect line of dialogue it was to summarize the whole damn movie!

  • @BarelyTsunami
    @BarelyTsunami 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Dylan: *doesn’t mention the price of the rent*
    Me: Is he rich now???

  • @shirleysolomons3819
    @shirleysolomons3819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    no one :
    absolutely no one :
    Dylan : "Idris Elbows"
    😂😂

  • @anaelpatty17
    @anaelpatty17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    I was praying to Jesus that Dylan reacted to Cats because there's no way on earth I'm watching that full movie.

    • @kristinmarkussen9016
      @kristinmarkussen9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      haha same

    • @carly885
      @carly885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Same, his suffering is a good compromise hahaha

    • @thatfreakmary
      @thatfreakmary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I did and it so wasn’t worse it 😭 it was even worse than I could ever imagine

    • @KatiaMeans92
      @KatiaMeans92 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep!!! Didn't miss anything good!!😑

    • @georgeweasley54
      @georgeweasley54 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally same

  • @kathrinbeckmann6530
    @kathrinbeckmann6530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    When you're actually relieved to look at the ad instead of the movie shots

    • @lennybennyy
      @lennybennyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      These are the times I wish I didn't have premium

    • @cassandrabowas9687
      @cassandrabowas9687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I usually skip through any ads in his channel but this time I watched the whole things because it was a break from cats and we still got Dylan

    • @laurenmarie5
      @laurenmarie5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally

    • @chillingout1360
      @chillingout1360 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nbucwa6621
      @nbucwa6621 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is so true lol

  • @_jojosephine
    @_jojosephine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    15:47
    the thing about that is that the original show didn’t even have a main character really, they sort of ruined the entire plot by adding one

  • @JustJo_1
    @JustJo_1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    Ok but Dylan could totally cosplay as Milo from Atlantis: The Lost Empire. I can't possibly be the only one who sees it.

    • @amiteshchoudhary8824
      @amiteshchoudhary8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I saw this kind of comment coming.....
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I can see it! Man I havent seen that movie in SO long

    • @ladyj.9350
      @ladyj.9350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I would like

    • @silvesteramv4607
      @silvesteramv4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      He's slowly becoming Eugene, 2 in 1, my man is a gifted specimen.

    • @millyqa
      @millyqa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was thinking the same thing!!!

  • @junebug1263
    @junebug1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1180

    Dylan : I have never stopped watching a movie for my “until I hate myself” series.
    Swiped : Am I a joke to you?

    • @lilkitty2396
      @lilkitty2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      he probaly repressed that cuz it was so bad 😂😂

    • @_veronick.v_9707
      @_veronick.v_9707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dylan: Yes.. yes you are

    • @Anuubeerchen
      @Anuubeerchen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which movie? Can’t find anything when I look up his channel and the name swiped.

    • @junebug1263
      @junebug1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Anuubeerchen I can’t remember what movie commentary he ended up doing but he mentions it in there and then shows the clip at the end of him stopping the movie swiped like literally 5 minutes into the movie.

    • @samanthaho7713
      @samanthaho7713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@junebug1263 I think it was the mulan commentary!

  • @poltergeist-5243
    @poltergeist-5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    16:28. MACVateee

  • @goddessofdeath1844
    @goddessofdeath1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3929

    I feel like Dylan is that one person you watch a movie with that won’t stop talking.

    • @tiffany8535
      @tiffany8535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      i love people like that? i’ll never understand why that pisses people off😩 they’re so fun like yes girl give me a commentary

    • @lili-zv8zi
      @lili-zv8zi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @1 month ago i feel like it depends on the movie-

    • @chaimariatu
      @chaimariatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      @@tiffany8535 I personally don’t mind people talking. The thing that pisses me off is when someone constantly starts asking questions about the movie even tho it’s my first tim watching it as well. It’s just annoying but dylan doesn’t do that at all

    • @StarboyJuno
      @StarboyJuno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I'm that person 🙈

    • @ciarafarrell3742
      @ciarafarrell3742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I can't stand watching a movie with someone constantly talking throughout, it's fun when it's a shite movie or something I'm not interested in.

  • @victoriabelatti7141
    @victoriabelatti7141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    "I don't like him naked" that line is hilarious out of context

  • @zoekate9943
    @zoekate9943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I love when Dylan watches controversial movies because then I don’t have to but I can say I have

  • @Mary_Nguyen385
    @Mary_Nguyen385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the fact that the broadway recording is less boring then the Hollywood version, where they can do so much more in the Hollywood version is kinda funny.

  • @aelvenus
    @aelvenus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1068

    *the cast of CATS:*
    idris elbows
    man who doesn't look like he should be a cat
    woman who does look like a cat
    jason deruloo
    jennifer hudson
    julie dench
    magneto

    • @kilianalexander2736
      @kilianalexander2736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dylan called her Julie Dench

    • @lemon_3612
      @lemon_3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      * Dame Judi Dench

    • @p.k.k.9655
      @p.k.k.9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WAIT MAGNETOS IN THIS?

    • @insertname193
      @insertname193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      P.K.K. Ian McKellen plays Gus unfortunately

    • @p.k.k.9655
      @p.k.k.9655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@insertname193 ohhhh idk why when you said Magneto I thought of the younger version

  • @raehendriksen868
    @raehendriksen868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1264

    When he said “jAsOn DerulOoO” I felt that

  • @kynnieb73
    @kynnieb73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2079

    we not going to talk about how he said “idris elbows”😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alliefoster4942
      @alliefoster4942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Gotta have something to make him feel some sort of emotion while watching this 😂😂

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr lmao

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I died at that, then came down to the comments for support. IDRIS ELBOWS

    • @rage_inspace
      @rage_inspace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WynneL same 😂

    • @gustavmarkovic31
      @gustavmarkovic31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is one of the funniest throw-away lines I've seen Dylan say

  • @adiarainfoster
    @adiarainfoster 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I couldn't get more than ten minutes into this movie. The stage play was amazing, but this adaption of it is just horrible. There was a direct to video film released in 1998 that was the stage play but minus the audience, done just for the video. It was amazing. I wore out first a VHS tape of it and later a DVD of it lol. If you want to see it how it was meant to be, go for that one.

  • @jameskohler7563
    @jameskohler7563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Les Miserables did such a better version of using songs the whole movie to make a story, not that that’s a recommendation or anything... Edit: Lol this was just a joke at the end Dylan can do what he wants I was just thinking about movies that can actually do full song movie correctly, unlike this colossal mess

    • @mulherenascentista
      @mulherenascentista 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes! MAKE HIM WATCH IT!

    • @Dan-ti8ww
      @Dan-ti8ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stoppp

    • @buggman420
      @buggman420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mulherenascentista NO! stop he will do wht he wants

    • @mimitagada4248
      @mimitagada4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Not a recommendation at all *wink wink*

    • @steph0711
      @steph0711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah true. I had to get used to them singing every sentence, but at least the songs were good and the story was great. This is garbage