I moved to Alabama and made the mistake of joining in a conversation 2 women were having in a convenience store. They were talking divorce and I said I’m getting divorced too! The women quickly decided we needed to have a prayer circle. In the Circle K!! I had never experienced this so I went along to see what would happen. We held hands, next to the chips, and one woman started praying for us during this difficult time. I was peeking around to see their expressions and especially when a man walked in. Apparently this is thing he saw often because he didn’t bat an eye at 3 women holding hands next to the chips in a Circle K praying! 😂 Welcome to Alabama!
I asked a visiting pastor after church was over to pray with me that I get married. He said I AIN'T PRAYING FOR THAT EXTREMELY LOUD! I was so embarrassed and humiliated, I stopped asking people to pray with me and for me. Except I was really bad sick or having surgery. I ask my Facebook friends to pray for me. Now, I'm glad that he did that. I go to God for myself now.
I was a new widow in 2006, moved to a small cottage with a bedroom upstairs. Decided to hang some art on the stairwell wall. Wood stairs with a pie shaped landing, that I put a 2 step stepladder on. As I get on the 2nd step, I said, "Oh, Lord, keep me from getting hurt". As soon as I finished that thought (very short prayer) the ladder shot out from under me & I went flying forward. I ended up with a chicken egg on my forehead that turned into a black eye, a goose egg that bruised my whole left arm & the next day my foot was swollen & I limped for a week. As I lay on the stairs, taking inventory, I thought "well that didn't help" but even tho I looked like someone beat me up or been in a bad car wreck I really wasn't "hurt". AND I figured God thought, "well you're the dummy who put a ladder on the stairs!"
This reminds me of Tim Hawkins when he mentioned the praying methods and requests of various people. I loved his gag of praying for the nourishment of junk food 🤣👌
I have had that same thought at a picnic where it was mostly "crap food", and somebody prayed over it. I thought, "Seriously? What was the point of that?" 😂
My youth group at church was doing prayers and I didn't know what to say but there was this mini US flag in the corner and I was like "thank God for the American flag" and one of my leaders said "eheh, we are NOT gonna do THAT" I was like look I know your annoyed but like excuse me?
I remember one time I had a young man of about 20 visiting a friend of his and he needed a place to stay, so he stayed with me. I didn't know him, but he turned out to be such a delightful person. Anyways, one night he had taken all his clothes off except his underwear and he wanted us to hold both hands together and pray before going to sleep. I didn't mind at all, but it was a first for me!
It's like a group of women my wife meets with at Panera Bread, Thursday nights. Two of them are huge women who set and eat dinner there and consume a whole loaf of bread and desserts on the side. Then they ask for prayer for their diabetes?🤷
If I see, “unspoken prayer request” that’s a big no for me. My kids laugh about this all the time and tell me I’m just nosy but i don’t waste prayers on triviality.
Prayer in public. Tongues? Maybe in a whisper. Head bowed. Yes. Hands laid. Preferably no, as I am single and prefer not to touch or be touched) but will if required…🇨🇦
In every church I went, there was always a woman who couldn't help asking me to pray for her. "Pray for me, pray for me". Once I had to answer, " sorry, I am too busy praying for me".
It’s like that other comedian said it doesn’t make sense when sports teams pray to win, you know the other team is praying too, right?? There can only be 1 winner! 😂😂😂
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes, Kvon, José Sarduy, Jennifer Fulwiler and now John Crist added to my least of clean, classy and great comedians. I really dislike vulgarity used as an excuse to be humorous. They are all in a new playlist for me! ❤❤❤ 😂
That’s funny cause that’s how I pray for the women in my church. I always have the same ones come back Sunday after Sunday. I wonder if God ever hears my prayers??? lol!😝
Mount Everest hikers story makes sense. Why would you want to pray when you're obviously suicidal. You just making him guilty for not saving you for being up there. If I were to go, I would've accept my fate like it is what it is. I reap what I sow.
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“I’m not putting that up to the God of the universe with MY name on it!” 🤣
Indeed!!!
Like god answering from letters and it says sign name and he like, haha nope😂😂😂
@@fearlessinjesuschrist I was quoting the comedian, John. I just thought it was a funny joke.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I love it when he giggles at his own jokes.
Haha right?
Me too
Was gonna say this! It's like "really can you believe this stuff?" Or when he refers to a past joke like 97%
“ You should have prayed for wisdom back at the house” 😂😂😂 that caught me off guard because I was thinking the same thing
💯👏🤣
I love how much he laughs at his own jokes.
Dude, you're ruthless with that woman. I think the best one was when you said "I don't even want you all up there"😂
I snort laughed on that one! 😆🤣
I moved to Alabama and made the mistake of joining in a conversation 2 women were having in a convenience store. They were talking divorce and I said I’m getting divorced too! The women quickly decided we needed to have a prayer circle. In the Circle K!! I had never experienced this so I went along to see what would happen. We held hands, next to the chips, and one woman started praying for us during this difficult time. I was peeking around to see their expressions and especially when a man walked in. Apparently this is thing he saw often because he didn’t bat an eye at 3 women holding hands next to the chips in a Circle K praying! 😂 Welcome to Alabama!
I think the world needs this!
@@sistergoodstuff It was very kind of them to include me!
You're in the bible belt. What do you expect?
@@IzzyKawaiichiThere are still a lot of toxic people in the Bible Belt. It’s not heaven.
@@annaburns2865 Sweetheart, all I said was that she's in the bible belt. Prayer circles in grocery stores are hardly something to marvel at.
"widows, orphans, missionaries, mAlI wAnTs To WaTcH pAw PaTrOl" 💀💀💀💀💀
"I didn't even want yall up there" LOL I laughed so hard!!
A true Christian comedian!!! I love you man.
@@AvaAdore-wx5ggyou sound so ridiculous right now. Give me scripture to support your argument
@AvaAdore-wx5gg Maybe learn to laugh alittle! It's good for the soul!
@@AvaAdore-wx5gg you are just a lil sensitive my brother. No worries have a good day
"you should of prayed for wisdom back at the house" lol haha 😆🙌
When people pray for a close parking spot so they don't have to walk too far...
God: makes that person disabled so he can park at the handicapped spot.
✨🙌 Prayer answered🕊️✨
I hate that. I’ve heard that so many times, what madness, annoying. Lazy fat butts!
@@fabiennevdk7045😂😂😂
@@fabiennevdk7045be careful what you ask for because you just might get it 😂
😂😂😂
The "I didnt even want you all up there" got me good!
I asked a visiting pastor after church was over to pray with me that I get married. He said I AIN'T PRAYING FOR THAT EXTREMELY LOUD! I was so embarrassed and humiliated, I stopped asking people to pray with me and for me. Except I was really bad sick or having surgery. I ask my Facebook friends to pray for me. Now, I'm glad that he did that. I go to God for myself now.
I'm sorry that that happened to you, but I'm glad you're still asking your friends to pray for me. Praying together is important and loving!
I was a new widow in 2006, moved to a small cottage with a bedroom upstairs. Decided to hang some art on the stairwell wall. Wood stairs with a pie shaped landing, that I put a 2 step stepladder on. As I get on the 2nd step, I said, "Oh, Lord, keep me from getting hurt". As soon as I finished that thought (very short prayer) the ladder shot out from under me & I went flying forward. I ended up with a chicken egg on my forehead that turned into a black eye, a goose egg that bruised my whole left arm & the next day my foot was swollen & I limped for a week. As I lay on the stairs, taking inventory, I thought "well that didn't help" but even tho I looked like someone beat me up or been in a bad car wreck I really wasn't "hurt". AND I figured God thought, "well you're the dummy who put a ladder on the stairs!"
😂 good point
You're hilarious!
"I didn't even want ya'll up there."
😂 I laughed so hard i woke up my husband and the ferret.
Not the ferret!
God bless you John 🙏 I so needed a laugh and you always deliver 😂
Prayers from down under 🇦🇺
I love how he can’t help but laugh at his own jokes lol
John is hysterical!! Love him. God bless ❤
I love when he cracks up because he knows the punchline 😂😂
I really appreciate John and his comedies. I love John's comedy.
His crowdwork is GREAT!
😅😅😅 God please make my parachute open when I go skydiving 🤣
God: hey angels go take care of him.
Angels: 🤦🏽♂️ not again! Can he just not jump 😂
@@ZICCOcfr 🤦🏽♀️ 😂
@@ZICCOcfr 🤣
John Crist thank you for the laughter! You are my fav comedian!
This reminds me of Tim Hawkins when he mentioned the praying methods and requests of various people. I loved his gag of praying for the nourishment of junk food 🤣👌
I have had that same thought at a picnic where it was mostly "crap food", and somebody prayed over it. I thought, "Seriously? What was the point of that?" 😂
Comedy at its finest!!!!😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
This was like a sermon. Especially the first part. Preach it!
😂😂😂😂😂LOVED THE..."Should have prayed for Wisdom back at the house" line..LOL!!!
He is so right. I don't pray for certain stupid stuff
I’m Jewish and I would love to pray for John in Hebrew, he’d be like man this guy has been clearing his throat for a while?
"what are we doing tounges" 😂😂😂 I'm wheezing 😂😂
My youth group at church was doing prayers and I didn't know what to say but there was this mini US flag in the corner and I was like "thank God for the American flag" and one of my leaders said "eheh, we are NOT gonna do THAT" I was like look I know your annoyed but like excuse me?
Liked his response to praying for dudes stuck on Everest as God…”they’re not supposed to be there”
He's even more funny when he catches HIMSELF off guard!
Those extra sound effects and facial expressions are everything.😂
Love your comedy! 😂
“Should have prayed for wisdom when you were back at the house.” 😂
I’d be down to pray for anyone but some things might not be worth it.
This is my favorite thing John has done!
"Hand on my shoulder?
I'm 97% Dude "
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The 97% callback...😂😂😂 I'm always excited when you publish a new special. 😃 Thank you for the humor, Mr. Crist.
Would you explain that joke for me?
@@JohnSmithAnythingChannelI’m in the comment section trying to figure it out too😅
Watch the full length special and you’ll understand within the first 10 minutes. It’s worth watching!!
@@ellicezoe3957 I'm in here tryin' to figure out the 97 percent joke too. Where is the link for the full length special?! LOL
@@christina6532 Watch the “John Crist: would like to release a statement” special starting at 6:12.
Clean, hilarious, and so true! Love this guy!!
This guy is awesome. I would love to see him in person
he is talking truth Tho, this is a great way to reprove, rebuke and exhortation.
Eyes 👀 open especially with a stranger 💯😂😂 watch and pray!!
He’s brilliant!
I remember one time I had a young man of about 20 visiting a friend of his and he needed a place to stay, so he stayed with me. I didn't know him, but he turned out to be such a delightful person. Anyways, one night he had taken all his clothes off except his underwear and he wanted us to hold both hands together and pray before going to sleep. I didn't mind at all, but it was a first for me!
At 1:37 - The NASCAR guys praying and the MMA fight 🤣🔥 soooo good man!
so funny, I just loved the entire show! *hand on your shoulder* Bless you
Thank you for making me laugh! Was having one of those bad days! I laughed & my mind stayed on him through it all. 🙌🏽♥️
I didn’t even want y’all up there, you should prayed for wisdom back at the house😆
It's like a group of women my wife meets with at Panera Bread, Thursday nights. Two of them are huge women who set and eat dinner there and consume a whole loaf of bread and desserts on the side. Then they ask for prayer for their diabetes?🤷
Love his air Jordan’s
John Crist is the man! Please come to Portland!!!
I love John!
Love him he is too funny would love to see him perform in person😂😂❤❤
Haha I talk about all this all the time too! Hilariously put😂
One of the best bits I have ever heard
If I see, “unspoken prayer request” that’s a big no for me. My kids laugh about this all the time and tell me I’m just nosy but i don’t waste prayers on triviality.
They are not all trivial some are just deeply personal and hurt.
I love you John! ❤
THIS IS GENUINELY SO FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣
"Hand around his waste..." 😳😆😂🤣
I'm doing it this weekend and will let you know how it goes. 😂
Love this! 😂
ABSOLUTELY OPENED EYES WHEN I PUBLIC. XOXO ALL THE SPIRITUAL GIFTS CAN BE PRESENT OR NOT...XOXO
Just found this guy, he's hilarious.
Dang
I'm so glad people like him and Jim exist...
Thanks for not being DISGUSTING to get a CHEAP laugh
Praying is suposed to welcomes God to have his will in a situation. Pray for everything. God may work to bring people closer to him and grow wisdome.
Story of my Life! (And Sinister behind the Pulpit)
That's the dude, right there! 😁🤣🤣
Boy did I need this today.
It’s so much easier to say that you’ll pray if you don’t know what you’re praying for.
Prayer in public. Tongues? Maybe in a whisper. Head bowed. Yes. Hands laid. Preferably no, as I am single and prefer not to touch or be touched) but will if required…🇨🇦
I mean, he does make a good point in all seriousness.
“I’m 97% 😂😂”
John is awesome...🤪🇺🇸🗽💪🌟...
This was good 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said 97% my phone was at that charge 😂
Thank you John! Good clean fun 😂
You are hilarious.. greatful for clean comedy.
Thank you TH-cam for the suggestion 😂😂
Needed the laugh!
Made my day! ❤😊
In every church I went, there was always a woman who couldn't help asking me to pray for her. "Pray for me, pray for me". Once I had to answer, " sorry, I am too busy praying for me".
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂He is hilarious😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂
Bahahaha 😂😂 Laughed my face off at this! Can't wait to share it with my mom-in-law
Jesus said “Watch and pray” so I get bowing your head with your eyes still open.
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I think John drinks a larra caffeine before getting on stage. His gestures are magic
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It’s like that other comedian said it doesn’t make sense when sports teams pray to win, you know the other team is praying too, right?? There can only be 1 winner! 😂😂😂
Indeed, there are multitudinol things knot to pray about!
This is exactly what I mean! I'm always making jokes with my friends and some think I'm extra hahaha
I love this one!😂
Love this guy!!!😂
Anjelah Johnson-Reyes, Kvon, José Sarduy, Jennifer Fulwiler and now John Crist added to my least of clean, classy and great comedians. I really dislike vulgarity used as an excuse to be humorous.
They are all in a new playlist for me! ❤❤❤ 😂
The BEST HERE😂
What’s the significance of the 97%? Please and thank you and God bless!
Love it! Clean humor:
A few years back I was at a casino and this lady beside me on the slot machine was praying to hit the jackpot, I was like what??
Like a claw machine at the fair...haha
That was pretty funny. I needed to laugh.
Love you OMG, so funny people need to realize Christians got a sense of humor lovers of God have a sense of humor OMG, you’re so right!😊
That’s funny cause that’s how I pray for the women in my church. I always have the same ones come back Sunday after Sunday. I wonder if God ever hears my prayers??? lol!😝
Mount Everest hikers story makes sense. Why would you want to pray when you're obviously suicidal. You just making him guilty for not saving you for being up there. If I were to go, I would've accept my fate like it is what it is. I reap what I sow.
He's the GOAT