The Mary Theory: Mary was the previous queen of the castle before peach but Arnold (AI) was jealous, he had planned to capture her when she's outside, she left the castle and Arnold was hiding behind a tree and jumped out and killed her instead, Arnold dragged her behind the same tree and left a sign saying "I will not kill her", Arnold cut out her eyes, Mario (Mary's husband/King) found out about this as he was chopping trees down and Arnold ran at him grabbing the hatchet and was threatening him to follow his rules, he said "Mario, Take off your hat", Mario took of his hat and Arnold laughed at his baldness, Arnold threw a match on his hat and Mario launched for the hatchet, Arnold hit him in the forehead with the hatchet, Morrison (Mario's Son) heard this was happening, he found Mary and Mario then he touched the sign, the sign teleported him to a replica of the castle but the fences was glitched and said "ARNOLD'S HERE", Morrison saw the castle doors had a sign saying "KEY IS NEEDED", He found the key and it said "Morrison's Key" like it was created for him, Arnold's agent was in an office in the sky and said to Arnold "Morrison has the key", Morrison walked in to see a huge Goomba that crushed him. The Mary Theory 2: Morrison recovered and saw a sword on the left side of the castle, he ran and slid to it and stabbed the Goomba, Morrison ran into the throne room to see Arnold sitting there, he ran at him with the same hatchet Mario had and Morrison dodged it and slashed Arnold faster than the speed of sound, Arnold fell to his knees and said "Fine, You Win...", Morrison didn't last a second without stabbing him through the head, Arnold was defeated, but Morrison wasn't done with the fight, Wrathio (Evil Mario) screamed behind Morrison and Wrathio punched Morrison into the monitors, Morrison didn't give up running into Wrathio dodging every move then stabbing him in the chest, Wrathio was the final boss so that was a paper cut to him, Wrathio punched him into the left wall and held him against the wall, Morrison knew everyone's weakness was getting stabbed in the eye, Morrison with the arm that has the sword in it was not trapped, with Morrison's sword he stabbed him in his left eye, Wrathio released him and Morrison jumped then stabbed him in the shoulder making him fall on his back, Morrison kept stabbing him until Wrathio was finished, Morrison ran out of the castle and touched the same sign bringing him to another life, Morrison realized in his mind he killed Wrathio but in reality Wrathio trapped both arms and crushed Morrison 18 times, Morrison's other life was the storyline of the Mario 64 game we all know, but this isn't the end, in another universe where the world of Mary Arnold and Mario existed Morrison was undefeated, Morrison knew he was not strong and could never survive an attack like that, he noticed the room had no one else there, knowing he could never survive that attack he started to think the world was fake, he grabbed sheets of paper from the drawer and started drawing a plan to escape the world, his plan was to walk until he reached the barrier of the earth, he walked for miles and miles until he bumped into a wall painted like the sky, he wasn't surprised knowing the world was fake, he looked up and said "I knew it, you could never make something and expect me to not find out, I know your tricks, Arnold...", he held his arm out and rammed through the wall revealing a set, he walked up to the catwalk, he saw one of the employees, he ran and grabbed the employee throwing him off the catwalk, he made it to the directors office, it reminded him of the office he fought Wrathio in, he saw the director, Michael Jill, Morrison said to Michael "Where, is, Arnold", Michael turned his chair and said "I'm Michael, the person controlling Arnold", Morrison grabbed him and threw him into the monitors and the world was collapsing, the roof fell and he ran out, the catwalk fell right as he got on it falling onto a camera stabbing him, The True End...
I like how this just feels like some guy just having fun goofing around with Mario and not begging you to subscribe 24/7. We need more youtubers like this.
*Better takes:* Mariam is 64 Years Old - what Retro did Monday - what Retro did but cursive or something Mary's eyes - eyes of Mary Jane Watson from any Spider-Man work Vegetables - Dirt with the tops of vegetables growing in it Build - what Retro did, but facing the other way Mario, take off your hat - No texture change, Mario just starts hatless Biology - Flesh texture Mary's water - what Retro did Where is the church - Church windows I will not kill her - Peace sign Be patient - Remove the bridge (They haven't built it yet, be patient) Rice - what Retro did Smallest in the world - Just shrink the texture 4head Father - Father Grigori's face texture from Half-Life 2 Princess Peach game - No change That Person - what Retro did, minus the text The city wall - Icon for the City Walls improvement from one of the Civilization games You are mine - what Retro did Follows - what Retro did Beans - what Retro did Forgot about the carpet They fight against terrorism - what Retro did, minus the text There are stones on the road - WF cobblestone texture House - Texture used for the lodge in CCM Advance - what Retro did He's here - King Bob-Omb's face Morrison has the key - what Retro did Vroom and Bob Uber - what Retro did, but replace the white backgroiund with vanilla BoB dirt Step - Some stairs texture from elsewhere in the game Jasper - Jasper (the mineral) texture Teacher and grandfather - what Retro did Snakes are animals - Loads of overlapping snakes (the animal) The Wall - Album cover art of Pink Floyd's "The Wall" Dip - Dip itself, not a bowl containing it The grass - Minecraft grass as viewed from _above,_ not the side I don't know what I'm doing - what Retro did Toilet worker - what Retro did The Mountain is Cold - Vanilla CCM painting with Captain Obvious edited into the picture This Picture - Vanilla CCM painting OKAY - Okay Guy meme face To listen - what Retro did Snow 2 - Snow texture from a future Mario game
“Please enter the number of times you would like to have the text translated, because apparently my suggested distortion levels weren’t good enough for you.” 🤣
Acetylcholine is a neurotransmitter that plays a role in memory, learning, attention, arousal and involuntary muscle movement. Medical conditions associated with low acetylcholine levels include Alzheimer's disease and myasthenia gravis
this video got me confused but in Mario 64 mode CaN wE gEt 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 LiKeS
My favorite Mario brother
Take off your hatrio
1:29
*Take of your hatuigi
Hatrio and hatluigi even more devious than Wario and Waluigi
I was 100 like
@@Scor_Bun Ok... so?
technically his/shes mary
NO WAY IT’S THE GOOM BOY ADVANCE!!!
Lol
Where?
@@foxysplaytime5 watch the rest of the video 😐
Goon Boy
Mario with Mary’s eyes is straight up something from a creepypasta
Turns out you can have photorealistic eyes in an N64 game after all
He looks like he’s high 😂
@@theworthysoulLOL HE DOES
The Mary Theory: Mary was the previous queen of the castle before peach but Arnold (AI) was jealous, he had planned to capture her when she's outside, she left the castle and Arnold was hiding behind a tree and jumped out and killed her instead, Arnold dragged her behind the same tree and left a sign saying "I will not kill her", Arnold cut out her eyes, Mario (Mary's husband/King) found out about this as he was chopping trees down and Arnold ran at him grabbing the hatchet and was threatening him to follow his rules, he said "Mario, Take off your hat", Mario took of his hat and Arnold laughed at his baldness, Arnold threw a match on his hat and Mario launched for the hatchet, Arnold hit him in the forehead with the hatchet, Morrison (Mario's Son) heard this was happening, he found Mary and Mario then he touched the sign, the sign teleported him to a replica of the castle but the fences was glitched and said "ARNOLD'S HERE", Morrison saw the castle doors had a sign saying "KEY IS NEEDED", He found the key and it said "Morrison's Key" like it was created for him, Arnold's agent was in an office in the sky and said to Arnold "Morrison has the key", Morrison walked in to see a huge Goomba that crushed him.
The Mary Theory 2: Morrison recovered and saw a sword on the left side of the castle, he ran and slid to it and stabbed the Goomba, Morrison ran into the throne room to see Arnold sitting there, he ran at him with the same hatchet Mario had and Morrison dodged it and slashed Arnold faster than the speed of sound, Arnold fell to his knees and said "Fine, You Win...", Morrison didn't last a second without stabbing him through the head, Arnold was defeated, but Morrison wasn't done with the fight, Wrathio (Evil Mario) screamed behind Morrison and Wrathio punched Morrison into the monitors, Morrison didn't give up running into Wrathio dodging every move then stabbing him in the chest, Wrathio was the final boss so that was a paper cut to him, Wrathio punched him into the left wall and held him against the wall, Morrison knew everyone's weakness was getting stabbed in the eye, Morrison with the arm that has the sword in it was not trapped, with Morrison's sword he stabbed him in his left eye, Wrathio released him and Morrison jumped then stabbed him in the shoulder making him fall on his back, Morrison kept stabbing him until Wrathio was finished, Morrison ran out of the castle and touched the same sign bringing him to another life, Morrison realized in his mind he killed Wrathio but in reality Wrathio trapped both arms and crushed Morrison 18 times, Morrison's other life was the storyline of the Mario 64 game we all know, but this isn't the end, in another universe where the world of Mary Arnold and Mario existed Morrison was undefeated, Morrison knew he was not strong and could never survive an attack like that, he noticed the room had no one else there, knowing he could never survive that attack he started to think the world was fake, he grabbed sheets of paper from the drawer and started drawing a plan to escape the world, his plan was to walk until he reached the barrier of the earth, he walked for miles and miles until he bumped into a wall painted like the sky, he wasn't surprised knowing the world was fake, he looked up and said "I knew it, you could never make something and expect me to not find out, I know your tricks, Arnold...", he held his arm out and rammed through the wall revealing a set, he walked up to the catwalk, he saw one of the employees, he ran and grabbed the employee throwing him off the catwalk, he made it to the directors office, it reminded him of the office he fought Wrathio in, he saw the director, Michael Jill, Morrison said to Michael "Where, is, Arnold", Michael turned his chair and said "I'm Michael, the person controlling Arnold", Morrison grabbed him and threw him into the monitors and the world was collapsing, the roof fell and he ran out, the catwalk fell right as he got on it falling onto a camera stabbing him, The True End...
0 COMMENTS AND JUST 9 LIKES? ill fix that :3
But remember its all just a theory , a mary theory!
just put the fries in the bag bro😭
“Mario, i think youre the one that have Terminal 7”
- Luigi
wtf bro
please for the love of god stop using the shaky cam filter
Bro got the Blue comment in youtube
I Can't unsee it now
I DIDNt EVEN SEE IT BuT NOW I dO WHY WHY WHYYyYyyYyyyYYyYy☠️☠️☠️😭😭😭
what are these comments
You just ruined my viewing experience because now I see it😭😭😭
4:04 mario trippin 😭
I got that right when I clicked this one star
1:08 mario looks like he hasn't slept IN DAYS
7:20 - I think the translator's becoming self-aware.
Shadow be like 0:14 after realising that Maria is 64 years old now
Sonic: Chill out Shadow! Your almost sister just almost same age as you while looking so young!
@@Shedikk-ts8gg shadow: shut up faker
@@Bluegummyturtle12 Sonic: You faker!
@@Shedikk-ts8gg no you
@@Bluegummyturtle12 NO YOU
Friend: yo, what's your fav N64 game?
Me: Mariam Is 64 Years Old!
Friend: What...
2:54 it says "King of Iran" in French
Roi d'Iran 2:54
yeah and the Greek literally just translates to grass and dirt, idk how he got "smallest in the world"
@@ub3rfr3nzy94 probably just reran the translation
TY
1:09 bro seen everything 💀💀💀
you obviously missed your chance to mod it 64 times and title it "I translated super mario 64 times"
Another legendary game dev video
Do MK64 Next! This video was so great I subscribed!
Aint no way i had that idea today and then you post this video lmao😂
1:48 it’s the Virgin Mary 😂she haunts your m64 copy 😅😮
6:16 Baldi Basics Baldi Faces☠
4:14 WHAT THE FUCK- (mr bean toad)
I like how this just feels like some guy just having fun goofing around with Mario and not begging you to subscribe 24/7. We need more youtubers like this.
*Better takes:*
Mariam is 64 Years Old - what Retro did
Monday - what Retro did but cursive or something
Mary's eyes - eyes of Mary Jane Watson from any Spider-Man work
Vegetables - Dirt with the tops of vegetables growing in it
Build - what Retro did, but facing the other way
Mario, take off your hat - No texture change, Mario just starts hatless
Biology - Flesh texture
Mary's water - what Retro did
Where is the church - Church windows
I will not kill her - Peace sign
Be patient - Remove the bridge (They haven't built it yet, be patient)
Rice - what Retro did
Smallest in the world - Just shrink the texture 4head
Father - Father Grigori's face texture from Half-Life 2
Princess Peach game - No change
That Person - what Retro did, minus the text
The city wall - Icon for the City Walls improvement from one of the Civilization games
You are mine - what Retro did
Follows - what Retro did
Beans - what Retro did
Forgot about the carpet
They fight against terrorism - what Retro did, minus the text
There are stones on the road - WF cobblestone texture
House - Texture used for the lodge in CCM
Advance - what Retro did
He's here - King Bob-Omb's face
Morrison has the key - what Retro did
Vroom and Bob Uber - what Retro did, but replace the white backgroiund with vanilla BoB dirt
Step - Some stairs texture from elsewhere in the game
Jasper - Jasper (the mineral) texture
Teacher and grandfather - what Retro did
Snakes are animals - Loads of overlapping snakes (the animal)
The Wall - Album cover art of Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
Dip - Dip itself, not a bowl containing it
The grass - Minecraft grass as viewed from _above,_ not the side
I don't know what I'm doing - what Retro did
Toilet worker - what Retro did
The Mountain is Cold - Vanilla CCM painting with Captain Obvious edited into the picture
This Picture - Vanilla CCM painting
OKAY - Okay Guy meme face
To listen - what Retro did
Snow 2 - Snow texture from a future Mario game
3:40 You could put the cover of the song You're Mine 😔
7:07 I like my cheese drippy bruh😎
Are you Logan Paul?
Nah im ksi ooh ooh aah aah
Edit: it’s supposed to be monkey sounds
GET OUT!
JoshuaLee1432 you look 8-6
@@JuiCyBoXDYou mean 8-16?
0:14 Do you have life insurance, Bowser?
2:53 This is the king of Iran
Dude your videos are good
Me when baldi: ptsd nightmares have found me
BUT IM NOT AFRAID
“Please enter the number of times you would like to have the text translated, because apparently my suggested distortion levels weren’t good enough for you.”
🤣
I like this video! Just one question, how do you change the textures in the game?
His uncle works for nintendo
Im new and I loooove your video and loved your video! I will watch the other ones!
2:12 wow he really enjoyed that
3:39 reminds me of your mine baldi song
0:53 hes right
Bro this should actually be a mod pack. This is so hilarious, and I bet alot of people booting up this mod would be laughing so hard at this.
Missed opportunity to translate it 64 times
NEW VIDEO COOL WAHOO!😁✊🏻
wait how did you post this right when the video was made
Bot Lil bro ?@@imcubin
@@imcubin yeah...
Wahoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😃✊
@liamvr1000 oh yeah Mario time
3:22 friend inside me
You know who would make this better?
*POINTING GUY*
I love how it's not just translating the text
5:00 would have been a good opportunity to put the "Advance!!" text from mario and luigi superstar saga.
3:06 THAT LOOKS LIKE A COW
Can I ask how did you mod the game?
After seeing the Wii's home menu I think he's using the texture dump and replacement from Dolphin Emulator
@@jorgeparrales7108 thank you so much bro
I keep seeing an ad called wemod I think that's how he did it
This feels like a dream a mental patient would tell a therapist
2:35 MY COUNTRY
what does it say then??
It's my country bro T_T
It says "Χορτος καί Γη"
Communist 👍
@@Pi_isnaughty it translates to grass and earth
RetroSilver when he hears about mario's ability to tip toe when you don't push the control stick all the way but only a little bit
“Yes…I’m entering that person. NHO-“
Really fun video! Where'd you get the google translate extension for google docs?
Mario looks like he's been though so much stuff 😭💀
Bob-ombs should have been retranslated IMO
Mario's eyes after being translated looks like his drunk or he drank insane amount of coffee💀
Acetylcholine is a neurotransmitter that plays a role in memory, learning, attention, arousal and involuntary muscle movement. Medical conditions associated with low acetylcholine levels include Alzheimer's disease and myasthenia gravis
You should make a part 2 where you translate the voices also and make the sound effects
9:47 this is what you call a warp it teleports you in specific places, so you could've just teleport again
tbh, the textures feels like a repainted shitpost rom hack
The chemical thing broke me fsr 😂😂😂😂
Make a part 2 of you making Minecraft on the gameboy👍👍😉😉😏
“Mary’s water”
…I beg your pardon?
"That person, let's go inside him"
You need to do the ENTIRE game
0:53 That's 4.
One of them is just pixel art and not minecraft
Apples 🍎 are fruits not vegetables.
@@MoldyDuchess487 thats a totato
@ it’s pixelated so I thought it was a apple because they look like each other.
tomatoes are fruit too
Ah yess my fav Mario character Mariam
I like how you translated everything except the text
Bro, this video gave yourself a subscribe
7:01 as someone who’s watched this show I’d say it’s worth the watch
Bro, what software did you use?
1:09 Every SM64 Creepypasta Formula
When it translated to "Mary's Water" he could have done Holy water
for marios hat you couldve just deleted the whole thing since Mario "took off his hat"
When Google Translate said "You are mine" you should put a frame of the Baldi's Basics song "You're mine"
Jolly Roger Bay next!
Mr bean (Toad): Hi Mariam
7:05 you should have put dipper pines from gravity falls but a really weird image
Thats four Minecraft vegetables
2:33 Xopto kai Yn💀
Bro really said you didn’t do your homework yesterday 6:23 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Xorto kai yi literally just means "dirt and grass", it definitely does not mean "smallest in the world" lmao
8:04 OHHH HE WAS USING THE WII VERSION OF SUPER MARIO 64
That Explains How He Was Doing Custom textures
the bobomb battlefield painting turns into a propaganda poster😭
Where rom hack
True
It’s not really a rom hack
4:04 WHY DID MARIO GILCH FOR A SECOND-
Morrison: Morrison is a English supermarket located in the middle of London
“That guy” is sypherpk 😂😂
Heres 3 minecraft vegetables
Proceeds to out 4
Try translating it more and play the entire game
I laughed so hard I almost woke up my mum😂
You should do this for scp containment breach but instead of translating the texture you translate the original scp article they come from
māris 64
Omg I need that ROM, I needa show this to a friend
Man! look at that toad! he got BEANS!
next time just use the first google image as the texture when you look it up
Yooooooooooooo the dirt path is me!
64 100 times is a lot 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
1:09 it's me! marihuano!
Man did the textures now do the in game text
My favorite Minecraft Vegetable: Tomato
this video got me confused but in Mario 64 mode
CaN wE gEt 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 LiKeS
1:05 What the grass?
10:11 и тут пошли плотные от вождя
3:41 should’ve done baldi your mine song
Ye😊
You should have done the GOOMBA advance