The headmaster of the train school I went to always used to joke that he knew how to make a train that was always on time. "Just build a train as long as the tracks, so the train has always arrived." Never thought I'd live to see it, but here we are...
To always arrive on time, you have to respect your passengers and allocate the proper budget and staff. I only saw that in Japan. In my country, we're treated like trash by the public transportation companies, so obviously they're often late.
"Hey boss!" "Yeah...?" "Why did you move your office to the top floor?" *stares through the window overlooking the endless red serpent leaving unleashing upon humanity* "Because I'm rich"
"hey boss!" "yes, what is it?" "i'm having to wait in front of a train, is it ok if i don't come to work again?" "so you're telling me you want to stay home indefinitely just because you have to wait a few minutes for a train to pass?" "you don't understand."
Although this time, everyone not on Snowpiercer died not from climate change but from getting caught at a level crossing waiting for Snowpiercer to pass.
"We're not going to ship coal from this nearby coal mine, we're going to fly it in via an international airport" I see Spiff is roleplaying Margaret Thatcher today
I actually thought the length of the train was going to be the exact length of the track making journeys almost instantaneous and creating infinite money.
I love the idea that the train is chugging along at 25 km per hour and then at the very last moment once all the cars are out it speeds up to like 100 km per hour for like 10 seconds before slowing down
@MistressYoko We Millenials have a few words already used like "similar" "relatable" or "same" which apparently is what *MOOD* means, because why use words that exist when you can use an existing word and slap a new meaning onto it? This is why the English language is probably the hardest to learn for non-English speakers. Just saying... it was a rhetorical question too; I don't care what you think. 🤣
@@Twizted86 English is a pretty easy to learn syntax with a vast lexicon filling it. It's like it was created for single meanings to change over time. Aka you can be American, visit Britain and don't understand a tad. I love it.
@@ArmirMitrandir Yeah I am. I work for InXpress! We help small to medium sized businesses get cheaper rates and solve their shipping problems. We’ve streamlined everything through our portals so we make it easier on ourselves and others!
@@M4lfunc710n5 How do you aquire information about traffic/shipping lanes/paths? This InXpress is a program that works on grapths and tries to do multi-variable minimization on them based on cost/speed etc?
@olaftobingz He is beyond our understanding. Ours is not to question but to thumbs up the video and rejoice in the fact we're still alive, allowed to live until such time as our lives serve the greater good... of breaking a game.
@@FromNothingComesNothing only if you buy co2 actually effects the environment.... of course no one seems to care about all the other toxic chemical being dumped on us because normal people dont produce those so lets blame the one thing that is a natural by product of human activity... and dont look up Malthus over population theory or the WEF
@@StarboyXL9 While that he makes real money out of playing a game where he makes money hahahahha WTF is this? Maybe this is the most British thing ever!
I love how some people who have never seen spiff before would watch this as their first experience of spiff and be treated to baby seal clubbing jokes every five seconds
I can imagine the mega train accidentally being super efficient: If the train is stocked automatically when you get to a stop, then you can bring passengers from one side of the map to the other basically instantly.
Also worh saying is that a station can be made incedebly long with a few tricks, the game claim maximum length is 480 meter, i chesed it to over 600, then with a few tricks conect it to a truck stop 100 meters more of. Having the truck running a 50m circle delviering coal 700 meters. Of cause one dont get payed for the beamed coal, but it can be ised to bring two coal patches together that is not that close.
That depot is probably mostly underground, and all the wagons are using an elevator (or a few of 'em) to ground-level and getting attached to the train at just the right moment to be able to go out the door when they're supposed to. xD
Seymore Clevarge, High Quality Organ Co., That time he tried to sink the world by raising the oceans in Civ 6, Every single Tropico video ever, That time Reanu Keeves paralyzed everyone in Skyrim, That time Norway took over Europe like an untreated cancer, and let's not forget that time that he created a ridiculous army of people all posting SEO terms in the comments section. And also Seymore Clevarge.
@@bitingapotato3277 what about sanic skyrim and the time he killed an entire prison 10x over to make a tea farm? I mean, the fact that we can even name this many things means we need a video where he just lists the top 10 best and top 10 worst things he ever made in his gaming videos.
I was already laughing at the very British town names... Then "Twattington" came on screen and I wasn't a functioning human being for about 3 minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
So by that transport logic, if you made a round trip line that had a train extend the full length of the line, would it technically travel like 3 meters, then deliver people at instantaneous rates making tons of money?
@@wiill_fletch I don't remember much of it but wasn't it the badguy who purposely made the train and destroyed the world so he could have his own dictatorship? If that is true and im not talking out of my ass, it could be considered that the train is *technically* the cause for the melt down.
@@Tester-sh1mn Basically Wilford was a billionaire long before the freeze. And when the worlds leaders decided to release the endothermic missile to cool the earth which brought about the freeze, he knew what would happen and built what seemed like a form of Noah’s ark to save humanity. But in reality he built his vision of what he could use as a kingdom for him to dictate on train tracks. But basically the both the train and Mr Wilson never had anything to do with the freeze, he just uses it as a way for him to build snow piercer. He does however in season 2 cover up the fact that the earth is warming again because he doesn’t want people to be able to leave the train and his tyrannical rule.
Spiff had to buy the photos which removed the copyright of the site and the audience wanted the copyright stock photos back so he made custom ones with his own spiff co on them, he mentions it in a earlier video a year or two ago
@@MrAlex173 *Even though Spiff ordered the photos he had to remove the PhotoStock/Shutterstock/etc. branding. (I mean to say he didn't buy them because he broke copyright, he already had right to use, the photo company just of course doesn't want their branding on a content creator they don't know/can't control within contract of what that content creator uploads/says.)
Out of all the TT videos ive watched of yours this one is the best, a 27km long train just made me lose it and spit tea all over my keyboard. welldone spiff.
"it's January 17th year 2000" It's happening, boys and girls! SpiffCo starts working on breaking the calendar itself! Can't wait for the youtube clip about that one, gonna be epic!
The beauty in generating so much pollution, is that plants need co2 to grow, so the more planes shipping coal to burn the more TEA we can grow....it's a win win
"Ethics Rulebook for Making Profits" I thought that was a myth, like Santa or games being completed when they're released. Soon you're going to tell me that my surprise mechanics are loot boxes, this is ridiculous
Absolutely brilliant content. Laughed my ass of, hilarious. Would be great if you had the possibility to build a water company. After you polluted the river's, you sell them drinking water for an exorbitant expensive price and compensate the train.
Never realized why countries would use coal as fuel, because of emissions. But this video just made me realize why... $65 a ton!!!!! That’s bananas! I’m literally going to my car from internal combustion to steam boiler😂
Thank you so much, you might have ended a long standig dispute that I have with a friend and another TH-camr. It's about my claim: Transport Fever is Transport Tycoon in 3D and nice grafics. The reason: I was giving tipps to my buddy, who was new to Transport Fever, with my experiances in Transport Tycoon. He was claiming, my tipps are invalid, because different game, even the other TH-camr claims that, but wont give me any reasons why. Looking forward to every anwser.
Oh man... You are litteraly hurting me. I mean I have to take a break every min to breath, and calm down, as I'm crying so much watching this than my chest hurts badly... That train with people waiting to cross took me out... Thanks for that moment
5:08 "We're just going to slap down a gigantic airport in the location that causes the most disturbance." Achievement unlocked: Heathrow Approves. Wendover Productions denounces Spiffing Brit. :)
As the train starts its journey, and I can't help but imagine Spiff's computer crying out in agony: "I hope you saved Spiff... Please tell me you saved." As it slowly reveals it's length and majesty, devouring lives and the environment: [With glee] "It has come! The snake that devours the world!" Too bad you didn't name it Nidhogg/Jörmungandr/Ouroboros/etc (yes, I've heard they don't actually swallow the world, that's most just TV versions of said myths, but still, they are fitting names in one way or another ^^)
Hey Spiff, EU4 has another exploit for you to use. It involves Majapahit’s missions, most importantly the ones that give them a permanent CB against any nation that is in the Chinese tech group. It’s a subjugation CB, and it doesn’t matter how much development they have. So if you had a strong enough army, you could theoretically subjugate Ming, consecrate all of their land (with the Majapahit unique government reform, you’ll get 100% of what gets consecrated, none will be lost), then you can just release them, essentially just stealing 100+ development from a single war. But why stop there? There’s another mission that gives you the same CB against everyone in the world. So you can just subjugate any great power, take their development, and then just release them again. Upvote this so he sees it!
My most profitable somewhat serious game of Transport Fever was the one where I built no ships, no planes, and no trains. Horse carts gave way to trucks, roads were paved, and that was it. Hundreds of trucks. The performance of the game suffered a bit, but the dirt-cheap cost to run trucks without the over-head of trains worked great.
There's a new promotion on Doritos where you can win £10, £20 or £100 and the details you need to enter are all on the outside of the packaging. It's another Pringles offer all over again
The longest ever train in the real world was 7.3KM long, pulled by 8 locomotives distributed along the train. it carried 82,000 metric tons of ore, with a total train mass of 99,734 metric tons.
The headmaster of the train school I went to always used to joke that he knew how to make a train that was always on time. "Just build a train as long as the tracks, so the train has always arrived." Never thought I'd live to see it, but here we are...
Faster than light travel, too: just get in the train in one station and get out of the train in the other station, instant travel....
More like sounds like India, China, the Middle East, and Japan.
To always arrive on time, you have to respect your passengers and allocate the proper budget and staff.
I only saw that in Japan. In my country, we're treated like trash by the public transportation companies, so obviously they're often late.
Yes sir. If you just make your way through_ the train...well, sir, there tou are. In Twattington.
Did he also mention that bilevel isn't some European word its 'bi'-level as in... two levels?
"Hey boss!"
"Yeah...?"
"Why did you move your office to the top floor?"
*stares through the window overlooking the endless red serpent leaving unleashing upon humanity*
"Because I'm rich"
"hey boss!"
"yes, what is it?"
"i'm having to wait in front of a train, is it ok if i don't come to work again?"
"so you're telling me you want to stay home indefinitely just because you have to wait a few minutes for a train to pass?"
"you don't understand."
i just clicked on this what the hell am
i going to watch
He accidentally created Snowpiercer and the plot if it. Perfect.
Although this time, everyone not on Snowpiercer died not from climate change but from getting caught at a level crossing waiting for Snowpiercer to pass.
And now we need a video of Sean Bean sipping Yorkshire Gold and quoting Spiff out of context
@@thespiffingbrit I think your train is smaller than the one rt game built
His was like 42 km long
Reminds me of that Top Gear episode...
Accidental in the legal sense of the term meaning, "entirely intentional but it doesn't matter because I have billions of dollars."
"Why is your HQ so big you only got like 30 employees?"
"Thats where the train is stored"
Everyone: WHAT
🎵 *And the train starts coming* 🎵
🎵 *And it won't stop coming* 🎵
"That's where the train's records are stored. We gotta keep a paper-trail, don't we?" ;-)
I'm now thinking that I the workers have low quality tiny beds while the train is lying on its side in a massive bed and idk why
the train is stored in the balls
"We're not going to ship coal from this nearby coal mine, we're going to fly it in via an international airport"
I see Spiff is roleplaying Margaret Thatcher today
it's almost as if we sell our own gas and import it from russia right now today, wont last long tho now will it
@@phutureproof oh boy
@@phutureproof oooooooooooffffff
@@phutureproof I’m from 11 months in the future… this joke aged well lmao
I lived in a small town that mailing something to someone else in town, the letter would go to the sorting center two hours away first
Eventually, the train circled the whole world simply by size and was later called the Halo Ring by the future citizens.
As long as the flood theme does not begin to be heard, they will be fine.
Who doesn't like universe continuity?
You should see the train that rt game built in this game
I believe it was 42 km long
*_G I G A T R A I N_*
Reminds me of that dungeon crawler train in Adventure Time that goes in an infinite loop and has no front or back.
I heard you have some train traffic 🤔
@@thespiffingbrit lol
@@thespiffingbrit I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear brit
@@AxxLAfriku ....yes....
Guess he forget bout the roundabouts.
Nothing a good oblate trainabout won't fix? :-)
I actually thought the length of the train was going to be the exact length of the track making journeys almost instantaneous and creating infinite money.
That's what I wanted to see too. :(
Same. Quite disappointed I didn't get to see the last car leaving the station... Such a cliff hanger.
i see i'm not the only one
me2, was a bit disappointed at the end.
I love the idea that the train is chugging along at 25 km per hour and then at the very last moment once all the cars are out it speeds up to like 100 km per hour for like 10 seconds before slowing down
As a logistics specialist this whole video is real world approved.
@MistressYoko We Millenials have a few words already used like "similar" "relatable" or "same" which apparently is what *MOOD* means, because why use words that exist when you can use an existing word and slap a new meaning onto it? This is why the English language is probably the hardest to learn for non-English speakers. Just saying... it was a rhetorical question too; I don't care what you think. 🤣
@@Twizted86 English is a pretty easy to learn syntax with a vast lexicon filling it. It's like it was created for single meanings to change over time. Aka you can be American, visit Britain and don't understand a tad. I love it.
You really are logistics specialist? What do you do except using Hamilton and Euler algorithms?
@@ArmirMitrandir Yeah I am. I work for InXpress! We help small to medium sized businesses get cheaper rates and solve their shipping problems.
We’ve streamlined everything through our portals so we make it easier on ourselves and others!
@@M4lfunc710n5 How do you aquire information about traffic/shipping lanes/paths? This InXpress is a program that works on grapths and tries to do multi-variable minimization on them based on cost/speed etc?
I love how the premise was "doing the opposite of what makes money irl" but then immediately went "profits/pollution," and "fuck ethics."
@olaftobingz He is beyond our understanding. Ours is not to question but to thumbs up the video and rejoice in the fact we're still alive, allowed to live until such time as our lives serve the greater good... of breaking a game.
So no ethics to the premise.
Following the *Geneva Suggestion* and building infrastructure, *True Perfection* !
this seems oddly familiar...
He changed transport fever into a political ideology
"Geneva Suggestion"
I'm stealing that. Thank you.
@Ajit Adonis Manilal nah, geneva suggestion. It's a bucketlist
Wait, that is illegal
“It’s not our fault they keep drinking it” the corporate motto of nestle.
"It's their fault for living in the path of our international flight airport." Now THAT'S realism!
Spiff: Makes video about transporting goods
Amazon: Take notes, take notes!
Note one -> have bigger PP than Spiffing Brit.
I’m sure Amazon is a coffee drinker!
I can't decide which one's more villainous though.
amazon guy: WE NEED BIGGER PP
@@Eminence_023 With that revenue, I'm sure they have a couple warehouses of just yorkshire tea gold. They are definitely not coffee drinkers.
Spiff trying to read Bi-level as billy-veal was hilarious
Bill Laveel, the character name in his next video.
Came here to say this, top job
16:20
If the Spiffing Brit ever becomes the CEO of EA or Activision, we'll all be screwed.
By the looks of it.. he alredy is
NO, we will be all good!
@@HanSolo__ Only the first 10,000 people who like the video of it.
He's actually consulting for EA. Everyone knows consultants get more money for less work.
Will we though? I don't think he can do much worse
"I love money, but I hate the environment."
Sounds like real life companies.
And most governments
They don't hate the environment... they just like money wayyyyyyy more
Spoken like a true capitalist
@@FromNothingComesNothing only if you buy co2 actually effects the environment.... of course no one seems to care about all the other toxic chemical being dumped on us because normal people dont produce those so lets blame the one thing that is a natural by product of human activity... and dont look up Malthus over population theory or the WEF
@@FromNothingComesNothing I am a true capitalist
Spiff: Seeing 18
Also spiff: “oh yeah that’s nice 17”
2:15
[FBI intensifies]
[FBI realizes they're in the wrong country]
21:05 People dying of old age in a years-long queue. Most British Thing Ever. Must get the Royal Boffins to work on this problem at once.
It's so British I had to check the Atlantic just to make sure that the British Empire hadn't been restored.
25km train traveling 21km/h how long did they sit there?
@@StarboyXL9 While that he makes real money out of playing a game where he makes money hahahahha WTF is this? Maybe this is the most British thing ever!
@@coreytaggart128 It seems like only an hour and 20mins right?
Probably that is because of pollution?
I don't care what the content is, if it's Spiffing Brit, it's good.
Hello algorithm.
Yes, yes it is good
Facts, Gotta love that man.
Indeed
Spiff has created Jormungandr, the World Serpent, in train form. I'm kind of terrified.
As you should be
Ah yes the traditional British town of..
*T w a t t i n g t o n*
I broke down laughing. Every... Single... Time.
There's a Twattingstone in Suffolk.
As an Italian I'm VERY interested in a B&B solution there :D
Dude there is a town in America called Richmond
I really LOL'd on that one!
When the game tries to crash and Spiff just responds with, "My PC has no exploits and is perfectly balanced"
I love how some people who have never seen spiff before would watch this as their first experience of spiff and be treated to baby seal clubbing jokes every five seconds
"Not going to cover the operating cost of dead puppies" - Spiff
Well... that's a thing
8:05 for time stamp
I can imagine the mega train accidentally being super efficient: If the train is stocked automatically when you get to a stop, then you can bring passengers from one side of the map to the other basically instantly.
At some point, it stops being a train and just becomes a very long, very expensive covered tunnel
That'd actually be interesting to test. Pity he didn't wait for the train to arrive.
I done that in lokomotion. Turnes out that the devs thought of that and hardcoded a maximum top speed .
Also worh saying is that a station can be made incedebly long with a few tricks, the game claim maximum length is 480 meter, i chesed it to over 600, then with a few tricks conect it to a truck stop 100 meters more of. Having the truck running a 50m circle delviering coal 700 meters.
Of cause one dont get payed for the beamed coal, but it can be ised to bring two coal patches together that is not that close.
@@countluke2334 If you noticed, he didn't make the return track, the train was stuck.
Legends say people are still waiting in the railway crossing
I don't think that one's a legend though... maybe a tourist attraction?
That legend is bogus because everyone starved to death years ago.
I love how the train breaks physics and gets generated from a tiny building.
That depot is probably mostly underground, and all the wagons are using an elevator (or a few of 'em) to ground-level and getting attached to the train at just the right moment to be able to go out the door when they're supposed to. xD
This has made me realize that "Geneva Suggestion" stands among the best possible names for a Colossus craft in Stellaris.
we need a video of Spiff detailing the top 10-20 worst things he ever created in his videos.
Seymore Clevarge, High Quality Organ Co., That time he tried to sink the world by raising the oceans in Civ 6, Every single Tropico video ever, That time Reanu Keeves paralyzed everyone in Skyrim, That time Norway took over Europe like an untreated cancer, and let's not forget that time that he created a ridiculous army of people all posting SEO terms in the comments section. And also Seymore Clevarge.
@@bitingapotato3277 what about sanic skyrim and the time he killed an entire prison 10x over to make a tea farm? I mean, the fact that we can even name this many things means we need a video where he just lists the top 10 best and top 10 worst things he ever made in his gaming videos.
@@bitingapotato3277 and that time he annexed scotland with a bunch of strangers
@@bitingapotato3277 and what about the time where he researched the entire tech tree in one turn?
Started with Con Air. Finished with Snowpiercer.
*sips tea*
Excellent...
I was already laughing at the very British town names... Then "Twattington" came on screen and I wasn't a functioning human being for about 3 minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
What I found funniest in this video is that Spiff has never heard the word "bi-level" before.
"The billaveal car" 🤣
Other than a few experiments back in the day we can’t run bi-level coaches in the UK because they don’t fit into our Victorian-era loading gauge 😢
So by that transport logic, if you made a round trip line that had a train extend the full length of the line, would it technically travel like 3 meters, then deliver people at instantaneous rates making tons of money?
Im pretty sure yeah lol
Yards, but yeah basically.
Meters are for commies. Look it up.
The spiffing Brit just became the Nestle of transportation
The difference here is that I couldn't bring myself to hate Spiff.
This is like Snowpiercer but the train actually causes the global meltdown.
I respect a snowpiercer reference
So basically Snowpeircer?
@@Tester-sh1mn in what way does snowpiercer cause the global meltdown?
@@wiill_fletch I don't remember much of it but wasn't it the badguy who purposely made the train and destroyed the world so he could have his own dictatorship? If that is true and im not talking out of my ass, it could be considered that the train is *technically* the cause for the melt down.
@@Tester-sh1mn Basically Wilford was a billionaire long before the freeze. And when the worlds leaders decided to release the endothermic missile to cool the earth which brought about the freeze, he knew what would happen and built what seemed like a form of Noah’s ark to save humanity. But in reality he built his vision of what he could use as a kingdom for him to dictate on train tracks. But basically the both the train and Mr Wilson never had anything to do with the freeze, he just uses it as a way for him to build snow piercer. He does however in season 2 cover up the fact that the earth is warming again because he doesn’t want people to be able to leave the train and his tyrannical rule.
Imagine being a passenger in the last wagon of that train...
You'd basically have to walk 26 km to the first wagon just to exit it at the station.
I like it when he gets excited and his normal accent starts coming through
'Royal Tunbridge Wells' what a beautiful town, live right next to in real life aha, so weird to hear and see it in this game
The fact that he puts his own watermark on stock images
Just perfect
Perfectly balanced.
@Ajit Adonis Manilal Spiff was actually the one who was exploited by stock photo websites.
Spiff had to buy the photos which removed the copyright of the site and the audience wanted the copyright stock photos back so he made custom ones with his own spiff co on them, he mentions it in a earlier video a year or two ago
@@MrAlex173 *Even though Spiff ordered the photos he had to remove the PhotoStock/Shutterstock/etc. branding.
(I mean to say he didn't buy them because he broke copyright, he already had right to use, the photo company just of course doesn't want their branding on a content creator they don't know/can't control within contract of what that content creator uploads/says.)
@@MrAlex173 can you link the vid I knew that it happened I just want to know his response
Snowpiercer: *exists*
Spiff: hold my tea
Snowpiercer is actually running from MegaTrain.
actually, snowpiercer is 20 cars longer than Megatrain.
I was going to comment that lol
*yorkshire tea
Those people in the queue…
The train was still leaving the station after 4 years…
I really was expecting you to name that train line HS2. So many similarities!
The Insane costs and wrecking the countryside were right on point!
Out of all the TT videos ive watched of yours this one is the best, a 27km long train just made me lose it and spit tea all over my keyboard. welldone spiff.
That's it, Spiff has become a Captain Planet villain.
Just waiting on a guy with a green mullet to show up and punch him
@@michellewilt4479 Spiff is too powerful, thanks to Yorkshire tea.
@@GabrielArchon ah the best kind of Captain Planet villain...
10 bucks says Lewis will get the green mullet.
.. named Bill Laveel
0:45 hearing spiff casually say "yeet" in his majestic, posh, perfectly British voice gives me a tingling feeling I can't get from anywhere else
That's a weird fetish.
@@DarkElfDiva no its perfectly normal
"it's January 17th year 2000"
It's happening, boys and girls! SpiffCo starts working on breaking the calendar itself! Can't wait for the youtube clip about that one, gonna be epic!
Caesar already exploited the calendar back in 44BC :)
The beauty in generating so much pollution, is that plants need co2 to grow, so the more planes shipping coal to burn the more TEA we can grow....it's a win win
Spiff: We love money and we hate the environment
Economics Professor / CEO's: *secretly taking notes*
"Ethics Rulebook for Making Profits"
I thought that was a myth, like Santa or games being completed when they're released.
Soon you're going to tell me that my surprise mechanics are loot boxes, this is ridiculous
The snowpiercer prequel I didn't know I needed
Some say that train is still running to this very day...
*this will get funnier as time goes on*
Absolutely brilliant content. Laughed my ass of, hilarious. Would be great if you had the possibility to build a water company. After you polluted the river's, you sell them drinking water for an exorbitant expensive price and compensate the train.
*Nestlé water taking notes*
*gasps, He is the chosen one!*
This is like the opposite of Ben Shapiro. Spiffing Brit destroys facts and logic with global warming arguments!
Spiff: "I'm bored. Let's make literal snowpiercer."
We need a crossover with "Let's game it out" and "Spiffing Brit"
You're messing with forces you don't understand here! The world isn't ready for such a thing!
Please
Yeeessss
@@SirJorb them in the same lobby of any game would crash it immediately
And add GrayStillPlay
Bilevel... Bi-level. I laughed that hard I nearly dropped my Garibaldi in my PG tips....
I honestly just love how most if not all of Spiffs content is just satire of big corporations and governments.
I loved this video I was laughing so hard at multiple points. The queuing cars was so brutal.
The sequel to "Mr. Bones' Wild Ride" i didn't know i needed.
That the engine can handle things like that is actually impressive
The more tea you drink, the more PP you produce.
the more pp you have
you said pp XD
I just inject it directly into the bloodstream.
I'd like, but 69 is already perfect.
That's some 5D chess here
I work for my states transportation department, and I can safely say your strategy is worlds ahead of anything we do.
Never realized why countries would use coal as fuel, because of emissions. But this video just made me realize why... $65 a ton!!!!! That’s bananas! I’m literally going to my car from internal combustion to steam boiler😂
The Spiffing Brit, a trustworthy subject to the crown and therefor complety safe for being in charge of the entire british nuclear arsenal.
Live, love, birth, grieve, love, birth, die. All whilst a feckin’ train goes by!
That train is still more profitable then the hyperloop.
Thank you so much, you might have ended a long standig dispute that I have with a friend and another TH-camr.
It's about my claim: Transport Fever is Transport Tycoon in 3D and nice grafics.
The reason: I was giving tipps to my buddy, who was new to Transport Fever, with my experiances in Transport Tycoon.
He was claiming, my tipps are invalid, because different game, even the other TH-camr claims that, but wont give me any reasons why.
Looking forward to every anwser.
around and around the world we circle. we can never stop. these are our revolutions... on MEGA TRAIN. 25,915 cars long
Here is the story of how the Galaxy Express 999 started.
The Spiff Controller playing with his trains. Tea time.
"Twattington, paradise is here, where are you?"
Stuck in traffic waiting for the Mega Train to pass.
Your stuff is so consistently hilarious, the dying in the car by the never ending train dystopia had me laughing in tears 😂
Staying in queue until literal death is the most realistic British part of this entire video.
19:28 "Pain is now playing CSGO"
Yeah, relatable
At this point spiff can just imagine a game having a certain exploit, and then it will have said exploit
"TRANSPORT TYCOON IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME"
>Plays Transport Fever 2
"never forget, Trees are the REAL Enemy" - Kathryn of Skye
Oh man... You are litteraly hurting me. I mean I have to take a break every min to breath, and calm down, as I'm crying so much watching this than my chest hurts badly... That train with people waiting to cross took me out... Thanks for that moment
Came for the perfectly balanced, stayed for the baby seal clubbing
I would like to point out that this profile pic hasn't changed in years.
good
I club seals?
@@dean_l33 Dark humor, not everyone gets it.
5:08 "We're just going to slap down a gigantic airport in the location that causes the most disturbance."
Achievement unlocked: Heathrow Approves. Wendover Productions denounces Spiffing Brit. :)
bravo to the train conductor outliving the people in the line of cars
As the train starts its journey, and I can't help but imagine Spiff's computer crying out in agony: "I hope you saved Spiff... Please tell me you saved."
As it slowly reveals it's length and majesty, devouring lives and the environment: [With glee] "It has come! The snake that devours the world!"
Too bad you didn't name it Nidhogg/Jörmungandr/Ouroboros/etc (yes, I've heard they don't actually swallow the world, that's most just TV versions of said myths, but still, they are fitting names in one way or another ^^)
Me: *clubs the like button for a share*
And my parents say I’m not planning for my retirement. Those fools.
when i watch videos on TH-cam what I want was an escape from reality, this is in fact quite real
2:15 this is how Spiffonomics works, you just say the date is one day before and you get one extra free day to make money
Your mouse and clicking sound really makes it feel like we're playing together but I have no choices. It's lovely.
They did a beautiful job implementing generating the bridge.
The worst part about these videos is how true to life they are for actual billionaires
Hey Spiff, EU4 has another exploit for you to use. It involves Majapahit’s missions, most importantly the ones that give them a permanent CB against any nation that is in the Chinese tech group. It’s a subjugation CB, and it doesn’t matter how much development they have. So if you had a strong enough army, you could theoretically subjugate Ming, consecrate all of their land (with the Majapahit unique government reform, you’ll get 100% of what gets consecrated, none will be lost), then you can just release them, essentially just stealing 100+ development from a single war.
But why stop there? There’s another mission that gives you the same CB against everyone in the world. So you can just subjugate any great power, take their development, and then just release them again.
Upvote this so he sees it!
I’m always here for the early likes so that I have protection from whatever nightmare entity you release into the universe.
My most profitable somewhat serious game of Transport Fever was the one where I built no ships, no planes, and no trains. Horse carts gave way to trucks, roads were paved, and that was it. Hundreds of trucks. The performance of the game suffered a bit, but the dirt-cheap cost to run trucks without the over-head of trains worked great.
This was my favourite video for quite a while. Actual tears. So much laughter. That train was A+
There's a new promotion on Doritos where you can win £10, £20 or £100 and the details you need to enter are all on the outside of the packaging. It's another Pringles offer all over again
I'm pretty sure greta tunderberg flinched everythime he said we love pollution
16:30 hmmm a double decker train. So like two levels... bilevel... I wonder what that could mean
The longest ever train in the real world was 7.3KM long, pulled by 8 locomotives distributed along the train. it carried 82,000 metric tons of ore, with a total train mass of 99,734 metric tons.
"why would anybody want to live in America
Me: *audible cries of pain