Although this time, everyone not on Snowpiercer died not from climate change but from getting caught at a level crossing waiting for Snowpiercer to pass.
"Hey boss!" "Yeah...?" "Why did you move your office to the top floor?" *stares through the window overlooking the endless red serpent leaving unleashing upon humanity* "Because I'm rich"
"hey boss!" "yes, what is it?" "i'm having to wait in front of a train, is it ok if i don't come to work again?" "so you're telling me you want to stay home indefinitely just because you have to wait a few minutes for a train to pass?" "you don't understand."
@olaftobingz He is beyond our understanding. Ours is not to question but to thumbs up the video and rejoice in the fact we're still alive, allowed to live until such time as our lives serve the greater good... of breaking a game.
I actually thought the length of the train was going to be the exact length of the track making journeys almost instantaneous and creating infinite money.
@MistressYoko We Millenials have a few words already used like "similar" "relatable" or "same" which apparently is what *MOOD* means, because why use words that exist when you can use an existing word and slap a new meaning onto it? This is why the English language is probably the hardest to learn for non-English speakers. Just saying... it was a rhetorical question too; I don't care what you think. 🤣
@@Twizted86 English is a pretty easy to learn syntax with a vast lexicon filling it. It's like it was created for single meanings to change over time. Aka you can be American, visit Britain and don't understand a tad. I love it.
@@ArmirMitrandir Yeah I am. I work for InXpress! We help small to medium sized businesses get cheaper rates and solve their shipping problems. We’ve streamlined everything through our portals so we make it easier on ourselves and others!
@@smycillkillu How do you aquire information about traffic/shipping lanes/paths? This InXpress is a program that works on grapths and tries to do multi-variable minimization on them based on cost/speed etc?
@@FromNothingComesNothing only if you buy co2 actually effects the environment.... of course no one seems to care about all the other toxic chemical being dumped on us because normal people dont produce those so lets blame the one thing that is a natural by product of human activity... and dont look up Malthus over population theory or the WEF
@@StarboyXL9 While that he makes real money out of playing a game where he makes money hahahahha WTF is this? Maybe this is the most British thing ever!
I was already laughing at the very British town names... Then "Twattington" came on screen and I wasn't a functioning human being for about 3 minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
That depot is probably mostly underground, and all the wagons are using an elevator (or a few of 'em) to ground-level and getting attached to the train at just the right moment to be able to go out the door when they're supposed to. xD
I love how some people who have never seen spiff before would watch this as their first experience of spiff and be treated to baby seal clubbing jokes every five seconds
@@wiill_fletch I don't remember much of it but wasn't it the badguy who purposely made the train and destroyed the world so he could have his own dictatorship? If that is true and im not talking out of my ass, it could be considered that the train is *technically* the cause for the melt down.
@@Tester-sh1mn Basically Wilford was a billionaire long before the freeze. And when the worlds leaders decided to release the endothermic missile to cool the earth which brought about the freeze, he knew what would happen and built what seemed like a form of Noah’s ark to save humanity. But in reality he built his vision of what he could use as a kingdom for him to dictate on train tracks. But basically the both the train and Mr Wilson never had anything to do with the freeze, he just uses it as a way for him to build snow piercer. He does however in season 2 cover up the fact that the earth is warming again because he doesn’t want people to be able to leave the train and his tyrannical rule.
Absolutely brilliant content. Laughed my ass of, hilarious. Would be great if you had the possibility to build a water company. After you polluted the river's, you sell them drinking water for an exorbitant expensive price and compensate the train.
"Ethics Rulebook for Making Profits" I thought that was a myth, like Santa or games being completed when they're released. Soon you're going to tell me that my surprise mechanics are loot boxes, this is ridiculous
"it's January 17th year 2000" It's happening, boys and girls! SpiffCo starts working on breaking the calendar itself! Can't wait for the youtube clip about that one, gonna be epic!
Out of all the TT videos ive watched of yours this one is the best, a 27km long train just made me lose it and spit tea all over my keyboard. welldone spiff.
As the train starts its journey, and I can't help but imagine Spiff's computer crying out in agony: "I hope you saved Spiff... Please tell me you saved." As it slowly reveals it's length and majesty, devouring lives and the environment: [With glee] "It has come! The snake that devours the world!" Too bad you didn't name it Nidhogg/Jörmungandr/Ouroboros/etc (yes, I've heard they don't actually swallow the world, that's most just TV versions of said myths, but still, they are fitting names in one way or another ^^)
The beauty in generating so much pollution, is that plants need co2 to grow, so the more planes shipping coal to burn the more TEA we can grow....it's a win win
Oh man... You are litteraly hurting me. I mean I have to take a break every min to breath, and calm down, as I'm crying so much watching this than my chest hurts badly... That train with people waiting to cross took me out... Thanks for that moment
5:08 "We're just going to slap down a gigantic airport in the location that causes the most disturbance." Achievement unlocked: Heathrow Approves. Wendover Productions denounces Spiffing Brit. :)
I got curious and looked up what the longest train in history was. Apparently, there was a 7.35km long iron ore train that operated in Australia. That is only just under one fourth the length of MEGA TRAIN, so while MEGA TRAIN is still an absolute abomination, there HAVE been some inconceivably long trains before...
“Why would anyone want to live in America?” - guns - biscuits and gravy - hopelessly corrupt politicians - hiking trails, we have a lot of hiking trails
Hey Spiff, EU4 has another exploit for you to use. It involves Majapahit’s missions, most importantly the ones that give them a permanent CB against any nation that is in the Chinese tech group. It’s a subjugation CB, and it doesn’t matter how much development they have. So if you had a strong enough army, you could theoretically subjugate Ming, consecrate all of their land (with the Majapahit unique government reform, you’ll get 100% of what gets consecrated, none will be lost), then you can just release them, essentially just stealing 100+ development from a single war. But why stop there? There’s another mission that gives you the same CB against everyone in the world. So you can just subjugate any great power, take their development, and then just release them again. Upvote this so he sees it!
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I think the most disturbing thing about watching Spiff play games in this way is the realization that there's real business people out there running their companies with the exact same mindset of "i'm doing bad crap for profit but it's not my fault people/the world is suffering"
There are people who make a living hunting seals. But I think it was green peace who did the baby seal clubbing to demonize those hunters. Outside that I really enjoyed your video. The Mega Train is unstoppable.
Who doesn't love clubbing baby seals? They enjoy dance clubs as much as the next critter. Or... Clubbing baby seals? The label says the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Now... if you were able to get stone to the steel factory, you could then transport stone back for that brick factory on the return journey so you maximise the efficiency and profit of that line....
He accidentally created Snowpiercer and the plot if it. Perfect.
Although this time, everyone not on Snowpiercer died not from climate change but from getting caught at a level crossing waiting for Snowpiercer to pass.
And now we need a video of Sean Bean sipping Yorkshire Gold and quoting Spiff out of context
@@thespiffingbrit I think your train is smaller than the one rt game built
His was like 42 km long
Reminds me of that Top Gear episode...
Accidental in the legal sense of the term meaning, "entirely intentional but it doesn't matter because I have billions of dollars."
"Hey boss!"
"Yeah...?"
"Why did you move your office to the top floor?"
*stares through the window overlooking the endless red serpent leaving unleashing upon humanity*
"Because I'm rich"
"hey boss!"
"yes, what is it?"
"i'm having to wait in front of a train, is it ok if i don't come to work again?"
"so you're telling me you want to stay home indefinitely just because you have to wait a few minutes for a train to pass?"
"you don't understand."
i just clicked on this what the hell am
i going to watch
I heard you have some train traffic 🤔
@@thespiffingbrit lol
@@thespiffingbrit I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear brit
@@AxxLAfriku ....yes....
Guess he forget bout the roundabouts.
Nothing a good oblate trainabout won't fix? :-)
"Why is your HQ so big you only got like 30 employees?"
"Thats where the train is stored"
Everyone: WHAT
🎵 *And the train starts coming* 🎵
🎵 *And it won't stop coming* 🎵
"That's where the train's records are stored. We gotta keep a paper-trail, don't we?" ;-)
I'm now thinking that I the workers have low quality tiny beds while the train is lying on its side in a massive bed and idk why
the train is stored in the balls
I love how the premise was "doing the opposite of what makes money irl" but then immediately went "profits/pollution," and "fuck ethics."
@olaftobingz He is beyond our understanding. Ours is not to question but to thumbs up the video and rejoice in the fact we're still alive, allowed to live until such time as our lives serve the greater good... of breaking a game.
So no ethics to the premise.
Eventually, the train circled the whole world simply by size and was later called the Halo Ring by the future citizens.
As long as the flood theme does not begin to be heard, they will be fine.
Who doesn't like universe continuity?
You should see the train that rt game built in this game
I believe it was 42 km long
*_G I G A T R A I N_*
Reminds me of that dungeon crawler train in Adventure Time that goes in an infinite loop and has no front or back.
Following the *Geneva Suggestion* and building infrastructure, *True Perfection* !
this seems oddly familiar...
He changed transport fever into a political ideology
"Geneva Suggestion"
I'm stealing that. Thank you.
@Ajit Adonis Manilal nah, geneva suggestion. It's a bucketlist
Wait, that is illegal
I actually thought the length of the train was going to be the exact length of the track making journeys almost instantaneous and creating infinite money.
That's what I wanted to see too. :(
Same. Quite disappointed I didn't get to see the last car leaving the station... Such a cliff hanger.
i see i'm not the only one
me2, was a bit disappointed at the end.
"It's their fault for living in the path of our international flight airport." Now THAT'S realism!
As a logistics specialist this whole video is real world approved.
@MistressYoko We Millenials have a few words already used like "similar" "relatable" or "same" which apparently is what *MOOD* means, because why use words that exist when you can use an existing word and slap a new meaning onto it? This is why the English language is probably the hardest to learn for non-English speakers. Just saying... it was a rhetorical question too; I don't care what you think. 🤣
@@Twizted86 English is a pretty easy to learn syntax with a vast lexicon filling it. It's like it was created for single meanings to change over time. Aka you can be American, visit Britain and don't understand a tad. I love it.
You really are logistics specialist? What do you do except using Hamilton and Euler algorithms?
@@ArmirMitrandir Yeah I am. I work for InXpress! We help small to medium sized businesses get cheaper rates and solve their shipping problems.
We’ve streamlined everything through our portals so we make it easier on ourselves and others!
@@smycillkillu How do you aquire information about traffic/shipping lanes/paths? This InXpress is a program that works on grapths and tries to do multi-variable minimization on them based on cost/speed etc?
If the Spiffing Brit ever becomes the CEO of EA or Activision, we'll all be screwed.
By the looks of it.. he alredy is
NO, we will be all good!
@@HanSolo__ Only the first 10,000 people who like the video of it.
He's actually consulting for EA. Everyone knows consultants get more money for less work.
Will we though? I don't think he can do much worse
"I love money, but I hate the environment."
Sounds like real life companies.
And most governments
They don't hate the environment... they just like money wayyyyyyy more
Spoken like a true capitalist
@@FromNothingComesNothing only if you buy co2 actually effects the environment.... of course no one seems to care about all the other toxic chemical being dumped on us because normal people dont produce those so lets blame the one thing that is a natural by product of human activity... and dont look up Malthus over population theory or the WEF
@@FromNothingComesNothing I am a true capitalist
21:05 People dying of old age in a years-long queue. Most British Thing Ever. Must get the Royal Boffins to work on this problem at once.
It's so British I had to check the Atlantic just to make sure that the British Empire hadn't been restored.
25km train traveling 21km/h how long did they sit there?
@@StarboyXL9 While that he makes real money out of playing a game where he makes money hahahahha WTF is this? Maybe this is the most British thing ever!
@@coreytaggart128 It seems like only an hour and 20mins right?
Probably that is because of pollution?
Spiff has created Jormungandr, the World Serpent, in train form. I'm kind of terrified.
As you should be
Ah yes the traditional British town of..
*T w a t t i n g t o n*
I broke down laughing. Every... Single... Time.
There's a Twattingstone in Suffolk.
As an Italian I'm VERY interested in a B&B solution there :D
Dude there is a town in America called Richmond
I really LOL'd on that one!
I don't care what the content is, if it's Spiffing Brit, it's good.
Hello algorithm.
Yes, yes it is good
Facts, Gotta love that man.
Indeed
"Not going to cover the operating cost of dead puppies" - Spiff
Well... that's a thing
8:05 for time stamp
Legends say people are still waiting in the railway crossing
I don't think that one's a legend though... maybe a tourist attraction?
That legend is bogus because everyone starved to death years ago.
I was already laughing at the very British town names... Then "Twattington" came on screen and I wasn't a functioning human being for about 3 minutes. 🤣🤣🤣
I love how the train breaks physics and gets generated from a tiny building.
That depot is probably mostly underground, and all the wagons are using an elevator (or a few of 'em) to ground-level and getting attached to the train at just the right moment to be able to go out the door when they're supposed to. xD
I love how some people who have never seen spiff before would watch this as their first experience of spiff and be treated to baby seal clubbing jokes every five seconds
This is like Snowpiercer but the train actually causes the global meltdown.
I respect a snowpiercer reference
So basically Snowpeircer?
@@Tester-sh1mn in what way does snowpiercer cause the global meltdown?
@@wiill_fletch I don't remember much of it but wasn't it the badguy who purposely made the train and destroyed the world so he could have his own dictatorship? If that is true and im not talking out of my ass, it could be considered that the train is *technically* the cause for the melt down.
@@Tester-sh1mn Basically Wilford was a billionaire long before the freeze. And when the worlds leaders decided to release the endothermic missile to cool the earth which brought about the freeze, he knew what would happen and built what seemed like a form of Noah’s ark to save humanity. But in reality he built his vision of what he could use as a kingdom for him to dictate on train tracks. But basically the both the train and Mr Wilson never had anything to do with the freeze, he just uses it as a way for him to build snow piercer. He does however in season 2 cover up the fact that the earth is warming again because he doesn’t want people to be able to leave the train and his tyrannical rule.
Snowpiercer: *exists*
Spiff: hold my tea
Snowpiercer is actually running from MegaTrain.
actually, snowpiercer is 20 cars longer than Megatrain.
I was going to comment that lol
*yorkshire tea
I like it when he gets excited and his normal accent starts coming through
This has made me realize that "Geneva Suggestion" stands among the best possible names for a Colossus craft in Stellaris.
That's it, Spiff has become a Captain Planet villain.
Just waiting on a guy with a green mullet to show up and punch him
@@michellewilt4479 Spiff is too powerful, thanks to Yorkshire tea.
@@GabrielArchon ah the best kind of Captain Planet villain...
10 bucks says Lewis will get the green mullet.
.. named Bill Laveel
The snowpiercer prequel I didn't know I needed
Absolutely brilliant content. Laughed my ass of, hilarious. Would be great if you had the possibility to build a water company. After you polluted the river's, you sell them drinking water for an exorbitant expensive price and compensate the train.
*Nestlé water taking notes*
*gasps, He is the chosen one!*
I really was expecting you to name that train line HS2. So many similarities!
The Insane costs and wrecking the countryside were right on point!
Imagine being a passenger in the last wagon of that train...
You'd basically have to walk 26 km to the first wagon just to exit it at the station.
0:45 hearing spiff casually say "yeet" in his majestic, posh, perfectly British voice gives me a tingling feeling I can't get from anywhere else
That's a weird fetish.
@@DarkElfDiva no its perfectly normal
"Ethics Rulebook for Making Profits"
I thought that was a myth, like Santa or games being completed when they're released.
Soon you're going to tell me that my surprise mechanics are loot boxes, this is ridiculous
Spiff: "I'm bored. Let's make literal snowpiercer."
The more tea you drink, the more PP you produce.
the more pp you have
you said pp XD
I just inject it directly into the bloodstream.
I'd like, but 69 is already perfect.
That's some 5D chess here
"it's January 17th year 2000"
It's happening, boys and girls! SpiffCo starts working on breaking the calendar itself! Can't wait for the youtube clip about that one, gonna be epic!
Caesar already exploited the calendar back in 44BC :)
This is like the opposite of Ben Shapiro. Spiffing Brit destroys facts and logic with global warming arguments!
We need a crossover with "Let's game it out" and "Spiffing Brit"
You're messing with forces you don't understand here! The world isn't ready for such a thing!
Please
Yeeessss
@@SirJorb them in the same lobby of any game would crash it immediately
And add GrayStillPlay
That the engine can handle things like that is actually impressive
Out of all the TT videos ive watched of yours this one is the best, a 27km long train just made me lose it and spit tea all over my keyboard. welldone spiff.
I honestly just love how most if not all of Spiffs content is just satire of big corporations and governments.
Your stuff is so consistently hilarious, the dying in the car by the never ending train dystopia had me laughing in tears 😂
I work for my states transportation department, and I can safely say your strategy is worlds ahead of anything we do.
That train is still more profitable then the hyperloop.
The Spiff Controller playing with his trains. Tea time.
They did a beautiful job implementing generating the bridge.
Your mouse and clicking sound really makes it feel like we're playing together but I have no choices. It's lovely.
Here is the story of how the Galaxy Express 999 started.
The Spiffing Brit, a trustworthy subject to the crown and therefor complety safe for being in charge of the entire british nuclear arsenal.
"Do you love clubbing baby seals?"
Nene fans do not...
As the train starts its journey, and I can't help but imagine Spiff's computer crying out in agony: "I hope you saved Spiff... Please tell me you saved."
As it slowly reveals it's length and majesty, devouring lives and the environment: [With glee] "It has come! The snake that devours the world!"
Too bad you didn't name it Nidhogg/Jörmungandr/Ouroboros/etc (yes, I've heard they don't actually swallow the world, that's most just TV versions of said myths, but still, they are fitting names in one way or another ^^)
Came for the perfectly balanced, stayed for the baby seal clubbing
16:30 hmmm a double decker train. So like two levels... bilevel... I wonder what that could mean
"now £3542 is not going to cover the operating cost of dead puppies" *The Britting Spiff, 2021*
The beauty in generating so much pollution, is that plants need co2 to grow, so the more planes shipping coal to burn the more TEA we can grow....it's a win win
I would like to point out that this profile pic hasn't changed in years.
good
I club seals?
@@dean_l33 Dark humor, not everyone gets it.
Oh man... You are litteraly hurting me. I mean I have to take a break every min to breath, and calm down, as I'm crying so much watching this than my chest hurts badly... That train with people waiting to cross took me out... Thanks for that moment
Spiff makes a joke of being an evil Billionaire yet Jeff is taking notes.
“Who wants to be in America?”
*West Side Story starts playing*
2:15 this is how Spiffonomics works, you just say the date is one day before and you get one extra free day to make money
5:08 "We're just going to slap down a gigantic airport in the location that causes the most disturbance."
Achievement unlocked: Heathrow Approves. Wendover Productions denounces Spiffing Brit. :)
I got curious and looked up what the longest train in history was. Apparently, there was a 7.35km long iron ore train that operated in Australia. That is only just under one fourth the length of MEGA TRAIN, so while MEGA TRAIN is still an absolute abomination, there HAVE been some inconceivably long trains before...
Thank goodness no industry would ever operate like this in real life. *cough cough*
At this point spiff can just imagine a game having a certain exploit, and then it will have said exploit
Me: *clubs the like button for a share*
And my parents say I’m not planning for my retirement. Those fools.
"We're going to be in Europe because who wants to be in America?"
As an American I agree.
Out of curiosity, how does the twatington Express train compare to actual american public transport?
Also as an American I have to agree
@@89Keith Yes.
@@89Keith lmao. American public transport is an oxymoron
On mobile TH-cam replaced the 'Trending' tab that nobody used to the 'Shorts' tab which nobody uses
"why would anybody want to live in America
Me: *audible cries of pain
"They don't come,
When you call.
They don't chase,
Squirrels at all.
Dead Puppies aren't much fun.
No. No. No."
- Dead Puppies by Ogden Edsl
The names killed me on this one
when i watch videos on TH-cam what I want was an escape from reality, this is in fact quite real
I’m always here for the early likes so that I have protection from whatever nightmare entity you release into the universe.
Some Earl Gray, A Comfy Sofa and Binging Videos from the Spiffing Brit. What a Marvelous Night xD
“Why would anyone want to live in America?”
- guns
- biscuits and gravy
- hopelessly corrupt politicians
- hiking trails, we have a lot of hiking trails
Hey Spiff, EU4 has another exploit for you to use. It involves Majapahit’s missions, most importantly the ones that give them a permanent CB against any nation that is in the Chinese tech group. It’s a subjugation CB, and it doesn’t matter how much development they have. So if you had a strong enough army, you could theoretically subjugate Ming, consecrate all of their land (with the Majapahit unique government reform, you’ll get 100% of what gets consecrated, none will be lost), then you can just release them, essentially just stealing 100+ development from a single war.
But why stop there? There’s another mission that gives you the same CB against everyone in the world. So you can just subjugate any great power, take their development, and then just release them again.
Upvote this so he sees it!
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1:52 Spiff: "Why would anyone want to be in America?"
Americans: "No, no, he's got a point."
i was like " hes right though!"
Yes go somewhere else. Nothing to see here.
You would only say that if you haven't lived anywhere else...
Mikolaj Goclon This is true, I have not.
Imagine you're on the last wagon. Once the train arrives, you have to walk all along for 25km xD
thats some vast imagination there pal
The only person left I can trust to not scream SHUUUUUUW alllllll the time
"refined tea-drinking and chocolate making territory" spiff, I think you have somehow managed to describe every continent that isn't europe
1:50 I throw your Tea in the Harbor, along with your frilly lace, crumpet-stuffer.
You said you didn’t want to start in America, but then you just made it.
He focused all the PP into Europe and look what happened
Spiff discovers the profit margins possible when you own a monopoly
can confirm. This is how Boeing jets are built to fly
This seems more like a documentary on modern businesses practices than a video on how to break a game.
Its time to enjoy a video about a perfectly balanced game, while drinking a nice cup of tea
I wonder when they're gonna start teacher spiffanomics for GCSE's and A-levels?
around and around the world we circle. we can never stop. these are our revolutions... on MEGA TRAIN. 25,915 cars long
Loved how bi-level seemed like some crazy foreign word to Spiff...
I think the most disturbing thing about watching Spiff play games in this way is the realization that there's real business people out there running their companies with the exact same mindset of "i'm doing bad crap for profit but it's not my fault people/the world is suffering"
There are people who make a living hunting seals.
But I think it was green peace who did the baby seal clubbing to demonize those hunters.
Outside that I really enjoyed your video. The Mega Train is unstoppable.
Who doesn't love clubbing baby seals? They enjoy dance clubs as much as the next critter.
Or... Clubbing baby seals? The label says the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
That insanely long train was really fucking funny.
Could probably build a bridge over it or dig a tunnel under it faster than waiting at the crossing.
This is the exactly same way I play this game, even the same train. I love it
I like trains
Edit: Does really no one remember this meme?? Damn I feel old now
we know and we are old in internet years
The most British thing ever. People actually dieing from being in a que too long.
Spiff: spiffanomics
Auto generated captions: spiffanomics
Me: confuzzled moment
The train may be a dystopian nightmare to Spiff, but it would be an absolute dream for Francis Bourgeois
"who would want to be in America willingly" PREACH
Now... if you were able to get stone to the steel factory, you could then transport stone back for that brick factory on the return journey so you maximise the efficiency and profit of that line....
This is the prequel to SnowPiercer
Spiff demonstrates the Labor Theory of Value: Everything is worth the amount of effort put into its creation.