How to break The USA Election So The Queen Wins - Democracy 4 Is Perfectly Balanced with exploits

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  • With the us election in full swing I decided now would be the perfect time to break the usa election and america in general by playing democracy 4 and exploiting the systems in the game so that we have unlimited political capital allowing us to make sweeping changes like breaking the democratic elections and votes in america so that the queen can win! Thats right the queen is back baby and just in time to abolish term limits allowing her to rule for life over a new nation of tea drinking, queen praising tax payers. Honestly this is the craziest and funniest democracy 4 gameplay video yet as it turns out all you need to do to boost life spans by 66% is remove democracy and let the queen take over. I mean after all she is an immortal! This game is basically democracy 3 but with even more funny moments and a great montage of insane policy strategies that you can attempt to pull off like removing free press and installing mandatory brain chips now thats how to win any vote and election!
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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9043

    I love democracy

    • @axeldornelles5292
      @axeldornelles5292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      Says the guy with a mass ensalvement history.

    • @aaronwharram
      @aaronwharram 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you.

    • @hamburgeryt1250
      @hamburgeryt1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I too like democracy

    • @m4ximili0us9
      @m4ximili0us9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I want to see you guys play something together

    • @neptunegamer7243
      @neptunegamer7243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I love my oven

  • @krustygaming5887
    @krustygaming5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4996

    The queen hasn’t died because she hasn’t fulfilled the one true obligation of every British queen, invading France.

    • @krustygaming5887
      @krustygaming5887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @Jamila Zakaryayeva yeah, that’s the prophecy, the English queen destined to conquer France is immortal, that’s why she is living for so long.

    • @totallynuts7595
      @totallynuts7595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Well she was the queen during world war 2, wasn't she? She technically did invade Normandy...

    • @Genesis9217
      @Genesis9217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      @@totallynuts7595 She didn't begin her reign until 1952, during WW2 It was King George VI.

    • @totallynuts7595
      @totallynuts7595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@Genesis9217 crap... I think I've given away the fact that I'm a foreign impostor, have I not? Anyways, yes, the queen still needs to slay those baguette wielding pricks.

    • @jarodatkinson5306
      @jarodatkinson5306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Edit... Genesis was right actually, it was her dad's armies etc that took France... The queen does indeed still need to invade France to be as kick ass as England's previous monarchs....

  • @drmadjdsadjadi
    @drmadjdsadjadi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3337

    “Democracy means the right to vote for the Queen” - The Spiffing Brit

    • @dr.lycanthropy2988
      @dr.lycanthropy2988 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Exactly

    • @ashtonboutwell6154
      @ashtonboutwell6154 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I love democracy" ( says a man who loves suffering and hate children)

    • @pjlally1542
      @pjlally1542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes Exactly

    • @hatyyy
      @hatyyy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lazy comment

    • @Trainrhys
      @Trainrhys ปีที่แล้ว

      That wouldn’t be possible

  • @gilmadreth680
    @gilmadreth680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    The fact that TH-cam has put a "US Elections: Robust safeguards help ensure the integrity of election results" disclaimer under this video is just the icing on the cake.

    • @SuperPupperDoggo
      @SuperPupperDoggo ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yes yes, we do ensure the security of elections…

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      There's a way to remove those stupid disclaimers

    • @dickartist
      @dickartist ปีที่แล้ว +87

      If they weren't lying, they wouldn't have to remind us so much.

    • @dickartist
      @dickartist ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Will Swift simply mention the 2020 election

    • @rhodiumthunderbird
      @rhodiumthunderbird ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dickartist if they were doing it unprompted then I would agree with you, but when the former president and a sycophantic subsection of the media are trying to say that the election was stolen from them despite there being no evidence and trying to overturn the democratic process, then reminders are rather necessary.

  • @ericpraline
    @ericpraline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3001

    „Did you do it?“
    „Yes.“
    „What did it cost?“
    „Nothing.“

    • @dumbname939
      @dumbname939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Skippstermcbuster Oh that’s a funny number. Michael Jordan’s career high!

    • @shivandragon2838
      @shivandragon2838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cool quotation marks are for cool people

    • @placeholdername8529
      @placeholdername8529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      『insert cool quotation here』

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12621

    "I'm sure that it'll probably have all happened by the time I actually release this video."
    *laughs in American*

    • @arnovj1
      @arnovj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

      you misspelled **cries*

    • @chronosschiron
      @chronosschiron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      while gurgling coffee

    • @jwilson1687
      @jwilson1687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      That sounds kinda political *hands a cup of tea*

    • @wolfanize4334
      @wolfanize4334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      laughs in Nevadan

    • @supergluehotty
      @supergluehotty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Coffee drinking bafoons have entered the chat.

  • @xXImikoXx
    @xXImikoXx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    Brit: "About 57% of the country didn't vote, but I'm sure that's fine."
    Me, an actual American who has lived through 9 Presidential Elections: "Yeah, no. That's... that's pretty accurate, actually."

    • @dontmisunderstand6041
      @dontmisunderstand6041 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      If you actually look at the numbers, elections where at least half of eligible American voters actually participate are extremely rare.

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      As an American I can confirm we are incredibly lazy and also weirdly Christian

    • @violetraven9440
      @violetraven9440 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@hallway_revenant7919 yep I hope we start to see people get more active but right now things are pretty tense so I hope that dies down by the time people get more involved so we can have a healthy debate again

  • @VulcanTrekkie45
    @VulcanTrekkie45 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    "The Queen physically can't die." Well that aged well

  • @DarrylCross
    @DarrylCross 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    Queen: "I need a way to increase my popularity among the peasants. I know, I'll attend the funeral of one of the officers."
    Minister: "But your Majesty; your wise policies have drastically reduced crime and none of the officers have lost their lives in the line of duty in a long while."
    Queen: "Did I stutter? Or perhaps you think a minister's funeral might make for better publicity"
    Minister: *gulp* "Y-yes, your Majesty! I'll make the, uh, proper arrangements right away!"

    • @giacintopaglia5265
      @giacintopaglia5265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      This is truly an overlooked gemstone of a comment. You sir, gain a like. Five stars!

    • @christianfreedom-seeker934
      @christianfreedom-seeker934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dude you have the beginnings of a hillarious Britcom started there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it!!!

    • @blazeytown4444
      @blazeytown4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joever

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Life is meaningless to an immortal like Elizabeth

    • @shitlordful
      @shitlordful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lets be honest, the funeral would be a tea party with the queen at attendance

  • @Tacobell1384
    @Tacobell1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    Me: " What is Democracy 4?"
    Spiff: "Exactly, what is Democracy for?"

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Democracy in a nutshell: "Think of how stupid the average person is. Now figure half of them are dumber than that!" -George Carlin

    • @pamspray5254
      @pamspray5254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Good pun, I approve.

    • @CJisnotmyname
      @CJisnotmyname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love it

    • @yourbestfriendtm2668
      @yourbestfriendtm2668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      对啊螺丝民主

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yourbestfriendtm2668 This, but unironically.

  • @seangriffin7803
    @seangriffin7803 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Love how the You Tube algorithm decided this video needs to be pushed HARD after the queen dies....

  • @zandermacintyre6879
    @zandermacintyre6879 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I now have a distrust for any politician who drinks tea out of fear that there’s a British person In the sky controlling them

    • @marillengamer2298
      @marillengamer2298 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd just distrust politicians in general if I were you

  • @chrisppx
    @chrisppx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9764

    Only the queen herself can live long enough to figure out who wins Nevada

    • @v.h.w.2580
      @v.h.w.2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Very true

    • @theawsomecool3080
      @theawsomecool3080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes vary true

    • @akechijubeimitsuhide
      @akechijubeimitsuhide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      The Winds of Winter gon release before they finish counting

    • @fenfrostpaws2000
      @fenfrostpaws2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@akechijubeimitsuhide don't give me hope. I'm convinced R.R. Martin is just putting it off til he dies

    • @Jahoclave
      @Jahoclave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Press conference: I was wrong about how many outstanding ballots because I gave page count instead of ballots... Reporter: so you'll have it done faster. Dude: No.

  • @ultrathinnmemes5951
    @ultrathinnmemes5951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    Spiff: "I'm sure it will be over by the time this is released"
    Nevada: I'm going to stop you right there.

    • @robertk1701
      @robertk1701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Came to the comments for this.

    • @v.h.w.2580
      @v.h.w.2580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@robertk1701 same lmao

    • @Berserker793
      @Berserker793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nevada: Hey, guys. Hold my beer!

    • @saturdaymorninggaming5628
      @saturdaymorninggaming5628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nevada

    • @puncake8899
      @puncake8899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      depending on how things go... might not even be over until December..

  • @The_fusion_physics_guy
    @The_fusion_physics_guy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    "The richest company in the country paid no tax, that's fine..."
    Ouch, that one hit too close to home...

    • @helmersoft5205
      @helmersoft5205 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The rich pay by far most of the taxes in basically every western country.

  • @Yeetmastr4
    @Yeetmastr4 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    "The queen is an immortal"
    2 years later

  • @thetwizard9290
    @thetwizard9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    I love how TH-cam marked this video as an informative video about the election

    • @dudeguy8686
      @dudeguy8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      *this video was reviewed by a human*

    • @guycrew3973
      @guycrew3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean they’re right

    • @_natsura
      @_natsura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pfft... knowing Trump I bet he is secretly trying to do just what this video showcases XD

    • @almondroy
      @almondroy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@_natsura "sit down and go grab a cup of tea and biscuit instead, because this isn't the place"

    • @mrscoot595
      @mrscoot595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@_natsura This game is basically 2020 election simulator: Realism edition
      Also go grab some tea and biscuits, but also kinda true.

  • @kevinstrout630
    @kevinstrout630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I love that youtube flagged this with a US election tag, especially because it says that "Results might not be final" as if the Tea Party has any opposition

    • @edmundthespiffing2920
      @edmundthespiffing2920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      The idiots in the Coffee Party. These beans lover can be damned, double damned with a bit of damned in the weekend.

    • @sofiadragon6520
      @sofiadragon6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chugs tea to alleviate stress caused by the knowledge that the people saying the election is rigged are the same ones that love their guns more than is acceptable to talk about in polite company.

    • @ryklier
      @ryklier 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We are just that desperate!

    • @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick
      @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sofiadragon6520 *here*,*pushs tea and biscuits out of your screen into your hands
      As declared by our lord spiff you shall leave all political kookery out of this fun-space, have a good evening, miss.
      Edit: Lol kinda ironic you settled an argument in another comment section in the same way, please lets not be biased in who we "censor"
      With humor
      -A Concerned Commenter

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just realized that, this is hilarious

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube ปีที่แล้ว +1355

    All the jokes about the queen being immortal didn't age quite so well.. xD

  • @dennisdougherty8553
    @dennisdougherty8553 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    This seems like it was almost meant to be she'd live forever

    • @lunakoala5053
      @lunakoala5053 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well, turned out he didn't have to increase the term limit at all.

    • @VairesSunchaser
      @VairesSunchaser ปีที่แล้ว +10

      As if she's actually dead. Deep down we know she's immortal, just in uh....hiding....

    • @dennisdougherty8553
      @dennisdougherty8553 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VairesSunchaser that's true 😊

    • @iciclesteve6464
      @iciclesteve6464 ปีที่แล้ว

      true true

  • @hananidrisi6436
    @hananidrisi6436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2301

    Tbh the most unrealistic thing that happened here was that USA won the Fifa World Cup.

    • @stipo7970
      @stipo7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Exactly 😂

    • @ObaidFaisal
      @ObaidFaisal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still not realistic

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@ObaidFaisal that's what the comment said

    • @ObaidFaisal
      @ObaidFaisal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 sorry i read it as the most realistic

    • @ObaidFaisal
      @ObaidFaisal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 oh wait its edited am right

  • @aeternusdoleo4531
    @aeternusdoleo4531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    Spiffy: "Let's disband the military...
    * A few turns later *
    Spiffy: "Let's turn the police into the military..."

    • @cosmicrider5898
      @cosmicrider5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Im suprised the people can start mobs but you cant hire millitias...

    • @jameslail6930
      @jameslail6930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits.

    • @mrlemonad6187
      @mrlemonad6187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@cosmicrider5898 sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits

    • @shadowatch4767
      @shadowatch4767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits.

    • @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT
      @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits

  • @prymus141
    @prymus141 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I am pretty much sure that the "going back out, and doing it again" issue was addressed by the QA Team, but someone higher said: "Nah, don't worry, pretty much noneone will notice it, and thus we are reducing the severity of this issue to neutral"

    • @kapcsford
      @kapcsford 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      This is pretty much made by 2 people

  • @dracul1986
    @dracul1986 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "the queen is an immortal" If only Spiff, if only :(

    • @morlath4767
      @morlath4767 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had to come down to check the comments when I got to him saying that.

    • @calebvangelder1101
      @calebvangelder1101 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F

    • @immnotGayy
      @immnotGayy ปีที่แล้ว

      Ftb

    • @BoboTMC
      @BoboTMC ปีที่แล้ว

      @@morlath4767 same lmao hahaha

    • @ocefloww
      @ocefloww ปีที่แล้ว

      She's not really dead, she still lives in our hearts!

  • @Eboreg2
    @Eboreg2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1683

    **Guts the military on the basis that there are no wars in the game**
    **Gets hit with airstrikes**

    • @hyenaholicproductions9033
      @hyenaholicproductions9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Yeah, it still took ages to happen.

    • @ScaryKidBellanger
      @ScaryKidBellanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hyenaholicproductions9033 It only could take ages to happen with no military. XD

    • @thesunwillneverset
      @thesunwillneverset 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      You can also get an event where the country gets invaded with low mil spending beyond a certain point :)

    • @YogeshKumar-tk1sv
      @YogeshKumar-tk1sv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Basically, declassified the entire strategy of India's ruling party.

    • @lordhanson476
      @lordhanson476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A monarch accepts that some pawns may be taken in order to win the game.

  • @erichorne6175
    @erichorne6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Spiff: I'm sure it'll be over by the time this is released
    USA: we don't do that here

    • @stevenboyko1176
      @stevenboyko1176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too true

    • @duckyDz
      @duckyDz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Grab a tea and biscuits

    • @silic8873
      @silic8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yea

    • @anonperson3972
      @anonperson3972 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its crazy, in the UK its basically done overnight

    • @domoroyjenkins5098
      @domoroyjenkins5098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anonperson3972 because the UK isn't made up of 50 largely independent states the size of a small country. Texas alone is almost tripled the size of the united kingdom. It takes soo long, it sucks.

  • @zambsDGOW
    @zambsDGOW ปีที่แล้ว +8

    how that queen doin now

  • @harrypotter7652
    @harrypotter7652 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Well this aged well (2023)

  • @SirJorb
    @SirJorb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    I love that TH-cam flagged this with the "U.S. elections" topic.

    • @irrelevant_noob
      @irrelevant_noob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Well technically this *_IS_* about (virtual) elections in the USA... ;-)

    • @useodyseeorbitchute9450
      @useodyseeorbitchute9450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well, to be fair it somewhat resembles the recent US election.

    • @nashi01
      @nashi01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Well, it wants to prove that elections in this video resemble real life, and that the US Government is perfectly balanced with 0 exploits.

    • @MrYourfavoriteguy2
      @MrYourfavoriteguy2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      looks like we need to tell youtube to sit down and eat biscuits

    • @notyourfriendlyneighbor2733
      @notyourfriendlyneighbor2733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MrYourfavoriteguy2 and drink yorkshire tea

  • @CED99
    @CED99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    "The leader of the opposition didn't even vote for himself, nor did his family"
    Jeez Spiff you're killing me

    • @tobiasbracknagel4998
      @tobiasbracknagel4998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well, how would they given the threat of an imminent retalliation via dronestrike lingering over their heads? XD

    • @freakymoejoe2
      @freakymoejoe2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      IT WAS ALWAYS A CONTROLLED OPPOSITION, WAKE UP SHEEPLE

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spiffing Soviet

    • @Nukepositive
      @Nukepositive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clearly it's just ceremonial. I imagine there's a bunch of pomp and circumstance as the opposition candidate goes and submits his ballot for the queen on live TV.

  • @UltimatelyEverything
    @UltimatelyEverything 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I'm actually proud to know as a British man myself that a British man finds exploits and glitches for pretty much everything you can think of.

  • @kamranmutalip2013
    @kamranmutalip2013 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "she is an immortal" 20:35 welp that aged well

  • @t65bx25
    @t65bx25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    “Let’s create a monarchy!”
    *Proceeds to become a dictator*

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Sometimes not a huge difference

    • @DrPimonte
      @DrPimonte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@sanguillotinewell a dictatorship becomes a monarchy when the dictator dies and a family member inherits the leadership without beeing elected by some sort of political party even if its just for show

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@DrPimonte it’s actually more complicated than that but I can’t remember all the specifics. A monarch can also be a dictator (an absolute monarchy) and it’s possible to have co-dictators, and even one whole group of people can be dictators.

    • @rebelfriend1818
      @rebelfriend1818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sanguillotine my understanding is that a dictator is a political leader with absolute power (from wikipedia) so a group of people wouldn't be dictators individually but their regime overall could still be considered a dictatorship

    • @PornopietistgeilimBe
      @PornopietistgeilimBe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@rebelfriend1818 A group ruling a country would either be an oligarchy (when the wealth determines the power) or an aristocracy. And well basically being a dictator just means that you can dictate your policies, which is true for a monarchy as well

  • @hvymtal8566
    @hvymtal8566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    "How to break the USA Election"
    >Gets tagged by youtube with the US Election results may not be final label
    GG everyone, Spiff has won the Internet

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I've just been recommended a flat earther vid and something from that disgusting rightwing crackpot Aled Jones.
      "We're walking in the air" - whatever, fascist!

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@peterclarke7240 Would you like to have a sit down with some tea and biscuits.

    • @marceelino
      @marceelino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@peterclarke7240 are you ok?

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Serahpin Ooh, lovely- What kind of biscuits?

    • @palmpixiplus
      @palmpixiplus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hadn't noticed the label previously, but now that you mentioned it, I am dying laughing! :-D

  • @vinylpenguin2651
    @vinylpenguin2651 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    For those who don't know the exploit came from Democracy 3. Where if you changed a slider but didn't revert it before going back or exiting it would take the points but not make any change. In correcting it for Democracy 4 they accidentally (or purposefully) made it work the opposite.

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Americans:
    HEY, THAT'S NOT VERY FREEDOM OF YOUR PART TO DO THAT!

  • @KyrieFortune
    @KyrieFortune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Spiff at the beginning of the game: "I love democracy"
    Spiff at the end of the game: "I am the Senate"

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      a Tea Lord?

    • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
      @leonardorivelorivelo9253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Not yet

    • @slashshooter003
      @slashshooter003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lord Spiff
      Darth Spiff
      I am the senate
      Your argument is invalid

    • @thatlat5831
      @thatlat5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You fool Spiff is just another servant for the glorious Queen

    • @eomoran
      @eomoran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the same person incase you didn't know

  • @keenanchalmers7478
    @keenanchalmers7478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    "I am the Spiffing Brit and I can exploit any game, so sorry america- you never stood a chance"
    -Spiff 2020

    • @ajforbes77
      @ajforbes77 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love it. I love it. I love it. I loveitIloveitIloveitIloveitIloveit! :)

  • @magnussheep
    @magnussheep ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Not good timing by the algorithm

  • @totamo_saze
    @totamo_saze 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    20:36 😬well, that aged "perfectly"

  • @canebro1
    @canebro1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Spiff: "This video video is now a politics free zone"
    TH-cam: "WARNING: don't trust the politics in this video"

    • @CasterVevo
      @CasterVevo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?

    • @HunterJanos
      @HunterJanos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair, he does create a fascist dystopia.

    • @hungrycat8465
      @hungrycat8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@HunterJanos what you mean? its teatopia

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @maxice8 what if we drink soda?

    • @phexitol
      @phexitol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@LordTyph Firing squad.

  • @Qcstoned
    @Qcstoned 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    The queen has escaped containment. - The SCP foundation.

    • @customerservice1565
      @customerservice1565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      scp 682: The end of all but me...
      and that one lady drinking tea

    • @Integer_Overload
      @Integer_Overload 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Understood. Mobilizing MTF Omega 7"

    • @TheTruxFortuita
      @TheTruxFortuita 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      candidate for scp-6000 (and the next 001 proposal?)

    • @Globglogabgalabbb
      @Globglogabgalabbb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@customerservice1565 when the universe ends, the stars are nought but dust and the last speck of life in the universe is snuffed all that shall remain are 682 and the ancient one.

  • @SecretLars
    @SecretLars 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This video is actually incredibly accurate depiction of politics.

    • @noinfo9130
      @noinfo9130 ปีที่แล้ว

      not true in democrat electorats where there are more votes than people eligible to vote.

  • @back1879
    @back1879 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    RIP to a meme legend

  • @tf2664
    @tf2664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    “British man reoccupies America”

  • @monarckgaming2746
    @monarckgaming2746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1345

    "57% of the country didn't vote" ah so this simulates real-life perfectly here in America xD

    • @felixfeliciano7011
      @felixfeliciano7011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Most countries really. Australia has compulsory voting and even they don't have 100% voting rate.

    • @thehighground265
      @thehighground265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      in belgium you have to vote or else you get a 55 fine and if you dont vote for 4 years you loose he right to vote for ten years. that is strange because yyou didnt want to vote in the beginnig.

    • @gramfero
      @gramfero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@thehighground265 before you disnt, now you can't! Flawless logic

    • @thehighground265
      @thehighground265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@gramfero well Belgium doesn't even have a goverment but we function better then america

    • @PajamaJazama
      @PajamaJazama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@thehighground265 well Belgium is a tiny country. Comparing them is kind of absurd

  • @frankcastle4715
    @frankcastle4715 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol you got hit with a election integrity assurance tag 😂😂😂

  • @Yarsig
    @Yarsig ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Spiff: “Don’t get political.’
    Spiff 5 seconds later; “Makes a snide remark about Americans.”

    • @lorneytunes
      @lorneytunes ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol is this your first time here?

    • @WhaleHumperJr
      @WhaleHumperJr ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lorneytunes well America isn't a Democracy it's a Constitutional Republic so there is that.

    • @OctEddie
      @OctEddie ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WhaleHumperJr Which is a type of democracy.

    • @davidsenra2495
      @davidsenra2495 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's not how any of this works, "Whale Humper". You were supposed to learn things from books, not from retarded posts in 4chan. Oh well, back to Civics 101 with you.

  • @samsonguy10k
    @samsonguy10k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Is it a coincidence that Spiff basically recreates Adam Sutler's Norsefire government from V for Vendetta in a game, and shows it on the day after the 5th of November? I think not.

    • @Vesdus
      @Vesdus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It was certainly intentional.

    • @DEDomain
      @DEDomain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Remember, remember the Fifth of November.

    • @DarlockAhe
      @DarlockAhe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds more like Gilead tbh.

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DEDomain probalby in USA 7th of November will become a new national holiday. orange break day...

    • @romandolgiy4351
      @romandolgiy4351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fabioartoscassone9305 7th of November was, for 80 years, a national holiday in Soviet Russia - Day of the Great Socialist Revolution. Kinda reminds me of something more recent...

  • @AristoCat221
    @AristoCat221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Spiffing brit: This video will probably air after everyone knows the result.
    Nevada: *Hold my ballot*

    • @AristoCat221
      @AristoCat221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Chillerbot445 I did ... 3 days ago. Tea is cold biscuits are gone. Only me in the darkness

    • @travisniebel7559
      @travisniebel7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tea

    • @sofiadragon6520
      @sofiadragon6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laughs in Philadelphia, orders a crate of tea delivered, and bullet proofs her windows.

  • @Roadshot1
    @Roadshot1 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    It's a really well made sim even when exploited I feel it stimulates really accurately

  • @docileduck2390
    @docileduck2390 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    2020: the queen can not die she is immortal.
    2022: ...

  • @bennettprice845
    @bennettprice845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    "The American football team, famous for winning nothing, has won the world cup"
    I hate how much that hurt me.

    • @joshantony2782
      @joshantony2782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      At least the US women's team are the world cup holders, so you have that.

    • @XannisV
      @XannisV 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@joshantony2782 yeah, they deserve way more credit and recognition, tbh

    • @mortuos557
      @mortuos557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Laughs in German

    • @justagerman140
      @justagerman140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@joshantony2782 what's their average cup size?

    • @goranmatuzalem9574
      @goranmatuzalem9574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      don't worry, England team didn't win anything 2. since 1966 lol

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Somebody: Rome wasn't build in one day
    Spiffing Brit: 3 turns, take it or leave it

  • @randomhumor1
    @randomhumor1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    God rest the Queen. RIP Elizabeth

  • @cheatcode436
    @cheatcode436 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    R.I.P Queen Lizzie. You shall be missed.

  • @adamhufnagel9721
    @adamhufnagel9721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Him: “We start off with a deficit of 100 billion dollars.”
    Me an American.: “Huh, that’s not too bad.”
    Me: “Wait a minute”

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      US government: God, I wish that were me

    • @seanyeske
      @seanyeske 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Samesies.

    • @longfang98
      @longfang98 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Thing is with the US deficit so high and denominated in US dollars, the debt holders can't afford to let the US dollar collapse. They are basically held hostage by the US deficit.

    • @Kenfren
      @Kenfren 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbf, that's your actual debt imao

    • @pedrolmlkzk
      @pedrolmlkzk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Deficit doesn't equal debt

  • @bullettime8760
    @bullettime8760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2427

    "Did you do it? "
    "Yes"
    "What did it cost? "
    "Turning the whole country into an amalgamation of UK and north korea"

    • @concretephill8509
      @concretephill8509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      So basically the UK in 2022

    • @09mmmm08
      @09mmmm08 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's the Brit Brother!

    • @arabicmotocross
      @arabicmotocross 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sit down, have a cuppa, and a biccie

    • @Jaybird_102
      @Jaybird_102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I see this as an absolute win!

    • @kiro4279
      @kiro4279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      UK is a perfectly balanced country with no exploits

  • @sirhakonik6071
    @sirhakonik6071 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    God save the Queen.
    We will miss you.

  • @ember5500
    @ember5500 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "The queen cannot die"
    well that aged like a fine wine

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "How democracy is perfectly balanced with absolutely no exploits"
    America: "Ya spiff we already knew this."

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Democracy has never worked, any student of history knows this. Same with communism. Name one successful communism or democracy in the last three thousand years. There are none. Democracy is what nations become before they die.

    • @songcramp66
      @songcramp66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Serahpin Every government that has ever existed has fallen at some point, therefore nothing works by your reasoning. We might as well resort to anarchy since nation states are a failed concept? Or better yet, shall we go back to hunter-gatherer tribes?

    • @Serahpin
      @Serahpin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@songcramp66 We might be better off as hunter-gatherer tribes.
      Nations rise as Monarchies or Republics and are successful. You don't see ANY examples of Democracies or communisms doing the same. Instead, you see risen nations become a democracy before declines. It is a pattern seen everywhere humans live.
      Your logic is flawed: since all things have an end, nothing should exist. It is self-refuting. Everyone dies, but no one says you shouldn't exercise and eat right since you will just end up dead anyways.

    • @dragonnestking3418
      @dragonnestking3418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Both of you just need some tea and crumpets

    • @songcramp66
      @songcramp66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@Serahpin My argument is not flawed, you are just not interpreting it correctly. Since every form of government has fallen, none can be proven superior simply by the fact that they fall.
      Nations don't generally rise as democracies since they have been very rare until recent times. Governments can also be democratic and republics so they are not mutually exclusive. They can also be constitutional monarchies and democracies like here in Canada.

  • @MisterGrim
    @MisterGrim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    As an American, this is all too eerily familiar. We honestly never stood a chance. I, for one, welcome the queen! Gimme some tea

    • @blakesimmons5130
      @blakesimmons5130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Delighted to have you on board, old chap.

    • @katanah3195
      @katanah3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1776 was a mistake. Dumping that tea was one of the worst things America has ever done to itself.

    • @TheCleverPenguin
      @TheCleverPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Aidan Hall bad things

    • @TheCleverPenguin
      @TheCleverPenguin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Aidan Hall terrible bad things

    • @Kenmanhl
      @Kenmanhl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Aidan Hall, mix tea and coffee? You'll get Hong Kong. They're crazy for the half tea half coffee drink called Yuenyeung.

  • @dogeroblox1237
    @dogeroblox1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: How broken is this game?
    The spiffing Brit: Yes

  • @FrenemeiC
    @FrenemeiC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Not even his family voted for him" LOL

  • @jesusfreak4463
    @jesusfreak4463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Spiff: "I'm sure that it'll probably have all happened by the time I actually release this video."
    Me: *Stares at NV, PA, NC, and GA*

    • @simonhagan999
      @simonhagan999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same as now go get tea

    • @VL125
      @VL125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He can't always be right :-)

    • @hobbso8508
      @hobbso8508 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AZ and AK are still technically not called as well.

    • @connorboles4569
      @connorboles4569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hobbso8508 Fox called AZ

    • @nxtgameroxs1268
      @nxtgameroxs1268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@connorboles4569 Fox KEKW

  • @Jav4nos
    @Jav4nos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    "if you see anyone in the comments trying to be political..." TH-cam puts a bar for the U.S election results at the bottom of the video.

    • @MardukGKoB
      @MardukGKoB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Talking about robust safeguards to ensure election integrity, no less. Guess Spiff showed them!

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@MardukGKoB handrails for absolutely safe political discussions to make sure nobody walks outside of the gated lines of discourse at the petting zoo of course.

    • @theseagulls3172
      @theseagulls3172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      TH-cam needs a cup of tea

    • @kleinbottled79
      @kleinbottled79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@theseagulls3172 ...in minecraft

    • @haruyanto8085
      @haruyanto8085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They did? I never seen it

  • @ralfantino2291
    @ralfantino2291 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This aged like the queen

  • @Eliseo202
    @Eliseo202 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RIP queen Elizabeth

  • @conker690
    @conker690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "It'll happen by the time this video is released."
    Aged like milk.

  • @jpthunda7797
    @jpthunda7797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Spiff: "This video is now a politics free zone."
    TH-cam: "U.S. ELECTIONS: THE AP HAS CALLED THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE FOR..."

    • @Seren_Moth
      @Seren_Moth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah lol

    • @TheJaguarthChannel
      @TheJaguarthChannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Seren_Moth It kinda feels like someone is controlling all big tech, news, and social media to say nothing but good things for Biden and bad things for Trump. I guess I won't have to wait long until the brain chips!

    • @Xeno455
      @Xeno455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@TheJaguarthChannel The media has hated Trump since day 1 when he decided to run against Hillary. Not defending him cus he does genuinely dumb things and is hateful as fuck. But the media disliked him even before he showed all that.

    • @AsAboveISoBelow
      @AsAboveISoBelow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@TheJaguarthChannel I hear ya. Queen Elizabeth for 2024!

    • @busybird7149
      @busybird7149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AsAboveISoBelow Anarchy now! Woohoo boogaloo! /s

  • @TheSupersayin2
    @TheSupersayin2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the fact checking TH-cam has put in for this video game for the US elections lol.

  • @mrboltz3041
    @mrboltz3041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As an American, I appreciate u fixing our political system!

  • @grit1
    @grit1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The Queen: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me"

    • @isoroxuk
      @isoroxuk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You’ll be back, soon you’ll see
      You’ll remember you belong to me
      You’ll be back, time will tell
      You’ll remember that I served you well
      Oceans rise, empires fall
      We have seen each other through it all
      And when push comes to shove
      I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isoroxuk is that a song? If so what is it called and where can I find it.

    • @purpledevilr7463
      @purpledevilr7463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Guy Panzerboss thanks.

  • @yourmother7052
    @yourmother7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    "If you want a vision of the future, imagine hot tea being poured into a human mouth, forever."
    -- George Orwell, Probably

    • @mikecollier7732
      @mikecollier7732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

    • @Soitisisit
      @Soitisisit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Depending on how hot that is, that's either heaven or hell.

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eric Lee "British Accent"

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eric Lee I do prefer because there isn't a British accent. Like Scottish ppl exist too
      I'm assuming you mean posh London accent not like Cockney or anything

    • @yourmother7052
      @yourmother7052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@me-dc8pj Who gives a toss? Everyone sounds the same to foreigners.

  • @calciler
    @calciler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What I love about this, is I haven't even started the video and there is a nice little learn more box right below the video. "U.S elections - Robust safeguards help ensure the integrity of election results"

  • @michaniezbedny3892
    @michaniezbedny3892 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    20:33 That didn't age well...

  • @humonculeverotostre6804
    @humonculeverotostre6804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    "Sure it's kind of a confused society - but it's an EXCITING one" is a quote from political analysts I never wanna hear

  • @altejoh
    @altejoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "We are going to make an effective monarchy by setting the term limit past 7 years and by making the number of terms effectively infinite."
    *sweats in canadian*

    • @pamfinch286
      @pamfinch286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Thats to political
      Have a biscuit and a cup of tea
      But firmly

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pamfinch286 too*

    • @pamfinch286
      @pamfinch286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ah yes I shall swiftly apologise to my photo of the
      Queen for that one old chum

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pamfinch286 jolly good

    • @alw2839
      @alw2839 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that happening in Canada?

  • @garybrackstone8395
    @garybrackstone8395 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Perfect video for the news today

  • @victormuckleston
    @victormuckleston 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is just so realistic, espsecialy the democratic exploits/ media control.

    • @bcav712
      @bcav712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Based

    • @TheEnmineer
      @TheEnmineer ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, it really is, look at China, or the USSR, honestly, it's pretty close to being that way for Canada too. This is kinda one of the big things Orwell was talking about.

  • @ghastlybespoke9541
    @ghastlybespoke9541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    "you can keep becoming the president as long as you keep winning the elections and im gonna keep winning the elections"
    russia

    • @carolinacolibazzi8329
      @carolinacolibazzi8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Germany

    • @ser6Ijvolk
      @ser6Ijvolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@carolinacolibazzi8329 There's a big difference in effect of a single leader in power for a long period of time between a parliamentary republic and a presidential one.

    • @ser6Ijvolk
      @ser6Ijvolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Hello Hallo No, I'm attacking people who think that a chancellor being in his position in a parliamentary republic for a long time and a president being in his position in a presidential republic is the same thing. That sort of rhetoric is defending what is practically an usurpation of power in Russia by seeking to normalize it. Germany is still a democracy after having Merkel for 20+ years, Putin in his 20+ years has collected all of the political power in his own hands and is now effectively the dictator of Russia. Obviously there are also other factors involved, but a president having broader powers than a chancellor in their respective republics played a big role in this.

    • @ser6Ijvolk
      @ser6Ijvolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Hello Hallo Except it isn't and it does. A parliamentary republic is basically geared for safety at the expense of flexibility by having more checks and balances and putting less power into any single person's hands. As such, it can resist devolving into a dictatorship much better. Hence why all presidential republics that haven't descended into dictatorships have a term limit for the president and almost all parliamentary republics do not have one for a prime minister/chancellor.

    • @ser6Ijvolk
      @ser6Ijvolk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Hello Hallo You might want to look up "dictatorship" in the dictionary if you do.

  • @alexperlinger1478
    @alexperlinger1478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Love that this video has the "US election: Results may not be final." Totaling making people think the queen won the election

    • @Horltum
      @Horltum 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welcome. May I present: the average intelligence of an American

    • @sfisher923
      @sfisher923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Horltum :(

  • @MindstabThrull
    @MindstabThrull ปีที่แล้ว +3

    RIP to the Queen, Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor. I'm sure she wouldn't have minded having the USA becoming fanatical tea-drinking members of her Commonwealth.

  • @lappitrakkinnen7077
    @lappitrakkinnen7077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the way you play George Orwell's democracy 1984

  • @phroggu
    @phroggu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    Guide to politics:
    1. Destroy army
    2. Make everyone religious
    3. ???
    4. Profit

    • @WingedZhiraff
      @WingedZhiraff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Wood Row you don't need to fight terrorists if you ARE terrorists ;-) "A well-regulated religious mob..."

    • @KSPL9999
      @KSPL9999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You just described Poland...

    • @plushiesdx
      @plushiesdx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Create a super police state

  • @samoht199191
    @samoht199191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I am starting to realise why nearly every dystopian society seems to be set in Britain.

    • @antssr_9106
      @antssr_9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That, or it's the U.S.

    • @TheEDFLegacy
      @TheEDFLegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Probably why all Imperials have British accents in Star Wars. :P

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s basically the birth place of imperialism.

    • @Nox_Desiree
      @Nox_Desiree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Well as a brit with all these covid rules...I'd say we're pretty dystopian right now

    • @killerkirby366
      @killerkirby366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Nox_Desiree as an American with so little Covid rules we are pretty dystopian

  • @ChaffyExpert
    @ChaffyExpert 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "im your queen!"
    "I didn't vote for you."
    But someone else did apparently.

  • @jamesc2810
    @jamesc2810 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    turns out tea doesn't make you immortal

  • @ParadoxNerdHLM
    @ParadoxNerdHLM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    Game Developer: I fear no man, but that thing"
    *TheSpiffingBrit*
    "That scares me"

    • @kostas3577
      @kostas3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No that terrifies me

  • @kylekaye2417
    @kylekaye2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    I'm convinced that one of these spif Co. Images is actually spiff himself.

  • @humblememesmerchant3887
    @humblememesmerchant3887 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is no tooth fairy, there is no easter bunny, and there is no Queen of England.

  • @memandylov
    @memandylov ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reading the comments on this hits different now.. I will not say why but I'm sure we all know

  • @NovaAge
    @NovaAge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    me who lives in Turkey: hey, I have seen this one!

    • @navarog378
      @navarog378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Don't worry, we will all eventually get where China is with their "democracy"

    • @gnaggnoyil
      @gnaggnoyil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@navarog378 cHiNa aDvAnCiNg uS cOnFiRmEd

    • @Marcusjnmc
      @Marcusjnmc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      oof

    • @seratlas
      @seratlas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice one :D

    • @akteno2796
      @akteno2796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes, Germany too...

  • @thecheck968
    @thecheck968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Democracy is a perfectly balanced system without any oversights or exploits

    • @KaizerKlash111
      @KaizerKlash111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love democracy !

    • @dovahclone2607
      @dovahclone2607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      United States: Hold my beer.😂

    • @lukas753331
      @lukas753331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always thought that monarchy with good leader is better than democracy :)

    • @silic8873
      @silic8873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Democracy might be cool, but... nihilism seems kinda cool too

    • @ninorandazzo844
      @ninorandazzo844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine not having a pescatarian military junta in 2020

  • @iansullivan9738
    @iansullivan9738 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Spiff: Instead of a huge military, we'll have a militarized police force.
    US: Why not both?

  • @corporaljohn8331
    @corporaljohn8331 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “The queen is immortal” aged like milk

  • @TheSokarin
    @TheSokarin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1188

    I find it hilarious that the US has the most military spending in the game at like 180 b, but in rl it's 500b more.

    • @Rocky.And.Bullwinkle
      @Rocky.And.Bullwinkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      It’s actually closer to $800+ Billion per year

    • @cannellofglory6968
      @cannellofglory6968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      The game is broken down into quarters. So $180Bx4 = $720B, which is more accurate.

    • @Yarsig
      @Yarsig ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Which is in large part because we spend so much on protecting EU with huge amounts of military bases in ally countries.
      I vote we pull out and let them spend money on their own militaries.

    • @OneLegFlamingo1
      @OneLegFlamingo1 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The income tax is way lower too.

    • @Yarsig
      @Yarsig ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@OneLegFlamingo1 Average US Income tax is 13%. It's 24% in the game.

  • @jessd76
    @jessd76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    "So this is how liberty dies. With warm cups of tea." - Padme, probably

    • @Goober34
      @Goober34 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "It over Anakin I have the tea" - Obi Wan, probably

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Brew it!" - Emperor Papa Palpatine

    • @zeffzee2479
      @zeffzee2479 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Goober34 You underestimate my biscuits

  • @nekad2000
    @nekad2000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So glad there is a fact check for this video. I thought this was a real election!

    • @RevivedBeast184
      @RevivedBeast184 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      same. if that wikipedia page didn’t pop up i would’ve thought the brits actually took over a couple years ago 😭