Queen: "I need a way to increase my popularity among the peasants. I know, I'll attend the funeral of one of the officers." Minister: "But your Majesty; your wise policies have drastically reduced crime and none of the officers have lost their lives in the line of duty in a long while." Queen: "Did I stutter? Or perhaps you think a minister's funeral might make for better publicity" Minister: *gulp* "Y-yes, your Majesty! I'll make the, uh, proper arrangements right away!"
Press conference: I was wrong about how many outstanding ballots because I gave page count instead of ballots... Reporter: so you'll have it done faster. Dude: No.
The fact that TH-cam has put a "US Elections: Robust safeguards help ensure the integrity of election results" disclaimer under this video is just the icing on the cake.
@@dickartist if they were doing it unprompted then I would agree with you, but when the former president and a sycophantic subsection of the media are trying to say that the election was stolen from them despite there being no evidence and trying to overturn the democratic process, then reminders are rather necessary.
I love that youtube flagged this with a US election tag, especially because it says that "Results might not be final" as if the Tea Party has any opposition
Chugs tea to alleviate stress caused by the knowledge that the people saying the election is rigged are the same ones that love their guns more than is acceptable to talk about in polite company.
@@sofiadragon6520 *here*,*pushs tea and biscuits out of your screen into your hands As declared by our lord spiff you shall leave all political kookery out of this fun-space, have a good evening, miss. Edit: Lol kinda ironic you settled an argument in another comment section in the same way, please lets not be biased in who we "censor" With humor -A Concerned Commenter
Brit: "About 57% of the country didn't vote, but I'm sure that's fine." Me, an actual American who has lived through 9 Presidential Elections: "Yeah, no. That's... that's pretty accurate, actually."
@@hallway_revenant7919 yep I hope we start to see people get more active but right now things are pretty tense so I hope that dies down by the time people get more involved so we can have a healthy debate again
@@anonperson3972 because the UK isn't made up of 50 largely independent states the size of a small country. Texas alone is almost tripled the size of the united kingdom. It takes soo long, it sucks.
Is it a coincidence that Spiff basically recreates Adam Sutler's Norsefire government from V for Vendetta in a game, and shows it on the day after the 5th of November? I think not.
@@fabioartoscassone9305 7th of November was, for 80 years, a national holiday in Soviet Russia - Day of the Great Socialist Revolution. Kinda reminds me of something more recent...
@@sanguillotinewell a dictatorship becomes a monarchy when the dictator dies and a family member inherits the leadership without beeing elected by some sort of political party even if its just for show
@@DrPimonte it’s actually more complicated than that but I can’t remember all the specifics. A monarch can also be a dictator (an absolute monarchy) and it’s possible to have co-dictators, and even one whole group of people can be dictators.
@@sanguillotine my understanding is that a dictator is a political leader with absolute power (from wikipedia) so a group of people wouldn't be dictators individually but their regime overall could still be considered a dictatorship
@@rebelfriend1818 A group ruling a country would either be an oligarchy (when the wealth determines the power) or an aristocracy. And well basically being a dictator just means that you can dictate your policies, which is true for a monarchy as well
@@Genesis9217 crap... I think I've given away the fact that I'm a foreign impostor, have I not? Anyways, yes, the queen still needs to slay those baguette wielding pricks.
Edit... Genesis was right actually, it was her dad's armies etc that took France... The queen does indeed still need to invade France to be as kick ass as England's previous monarchs....
Clearly it's just ceremonial. I imagine there's a bunch of pomp and circumstance as the opposition candidate goes and submits his ballot for the queen on live TV.
I've just been recommended a flat earther vid and something from that disgusting rightwing crackpot Aled Jones. "We're walking in the air" - whatever, fascist!
@@customerservice1565 when the universe ends, the stars are nought but dust and the last speck of life in the universe is snuffed all that shall remain are 682 and the ancient one.
in belgium you have to vote or else you get a 55 fine and if you dont vote for 4 years you loose he right to vote for ten years. that is strange because yyou didnt want to vote in the beginnig.
I am pretty much sure that the "going back out, and doing it again" issue was addressed by the QA Team, but someone higher said: "Nah, don't worry, pretty much noneone will notice it, and thus we are reducing the severity of this issue to neutral"
Democracy has never worked, any student of history knows this. Same with communism. Name one successful communism or democracy in the last three thousand years. There are none. Democracy is what nations become before they die.
@@Serahpin Every government that has ever existed has fallen at some point, therefore nothing works by your reasoning. We might as well resort to anarchy since nation states are a failed concept? Or better yet, shall we go back to hunter-gatherer tribes?
@@songcramp66 We might be better off as hunter-gatherer tribes. Nations rise as Monarchies or Republics and are successful. You don't see ANY examples of Democracies or communisms doing the same. Instead, you see risen nations become a democracy before declines. It is a pattern seen everywhere humans live. Your logic is flawed: since all things have an end, nothing should exist. It is self-refuting. Everyone dies, but no one says you shouldn't exercise and eat right since you will just end up dead anyways.
@@Serahpin My argument is not flawed, you are just not interpreting it correctly. Since every form of government has fallen, none can be proven superior simply by the fact that they fall. Nations don't generally rise as democracies since they have been very rare until recent times. Governments can also be democratic and republics so they are not mutually exclusive. They can also be constitutional monarchies and democracies like here in Canada.
Thing is with the US deficit so high and denominated in US dollars, the debt holders can't afford to let the US dollar collapse. They are basically held hostage by the US deficit.
@@Seren_Moth It kinda feels like someone is controlling all big tech, news, and social media to say nothing but good things for Biden and bad things for Trump. I guess I won't have to wait long until the brain chips!
@@TheJaguarthChannel The media has hated Trump since day 1 when he decided to run against Hillary. Not defending him cus he does genuinely dumb things and is hateful as fuck. But the media disliked him even before he showed all that.
You’ll be back, soon you’ll see You’ll remember you belong to me You’ll be back, time will tell You’ll remember that I served you well Oceans rise, empires fall We have seen each other through it all And when push comes to shove I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
I bought the game after watching this video but then discovered that this exploit was patched so... Instead of giving up, I abused the fact that "emergency powers" exist which gives you way more capital power and censored everything like spiff did in the video to eliminate all opposition therefore finding another exploit + doing it makes you incredibly rich.
Which is in large part because we spend so much on protecting EU with huge amounts of military bases in ally countries. I vote we pull out and let them spend money on their own militaries.
For those who don't know the exploit came from Democracy 3. Where if you changed a slider but didn't revert it before going back or exiting it would take the points but not make any change. In correcting it for Democracy 4 they accidentally (or purposefully) made it work the opposite.
Update: Nevada.exe is not responding. Georgia.exe is not responding. North_Carolina.exe is not responding. Pennsylvania.exe is not responding. ------------------------------------------------------------------ :( Windows has run into a fatal error and needs to shut down. Stop code: ELECTION_AAAAAAAAAAAAAH Restarting in 1...2...3... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020 Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A BIOS ROM checksum error Detecting floppy drive A: ...Failure ...Failure ...Failure INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER Restarting in 1...2...3... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020 Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A BIOS ROM checksum error Detecting floppy drive A: ...Failure ...Failure ...Failure INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER Restarting in 1...2...3... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020 Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A BIOS ROM checksum error Detecting floppy drive A: ...Failure ...Failure ...Failure INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER Restarting in 1...2...3...
"We are going to make an effective monarchy by setting the term limit past 7 years and by making the number of terms effectively infinite." *sweats in canadian*
Good guy Spiff doesn't want toxic political arguements in the comments, despite it having the ability to explode the content engagement stats. Idk why, but I respect that a lot.
@@ericboom1712 It literally means "unhappy future" and is the polar opposite of a utopia. Words do evolve, so if you use a different definition, please share, it's kinda hard to guess your intent.
@@MardukGKoB handrails for absolutely safe political discussions to make sure nobody walks outside of the gated lines of discourse at the petting zoo of course.
@@dust8236 I wasn't trying to be a prick, it's just in case he wants to get it right in future, he doesn't have to pay attention to me if he doesn't want to. And other people might care to know what the actual quote is, so it's there for them too.
"Most popular food: Cheeseburger" Well, that's not fair, we have a lot of different... (remembers I'm making cheeseburgers for dinner) OK, you win THIS round...
To be fair, the Real-World United States is already quite good at that as well. Especially on the Republican side of the isle. I tend to refer to the U.S. as "Christian Iran", a descriptor the aptness of which has not decreased one bit (in my estimation, at least) in the years that I have used it.
@orlando pena You might for one reason or another be unable to view this matter objectively, but from an outside/unbiased perspective, the United States is frighteningly close to the Christian equivalent of what Iran is in terms of Islam. That's just a fact.
"There will be no coffee drinkers" ..... This Queen is stupid! Queen: *Points their Strong Leader gun* I for one welcome our new monarchy overlord, long live tea!
@@carolinacolibazzi8329 There's a big difference in effect of a single leader in power for a long period of time between a parliamentary republic and a presidential one.
@Hello Hallo No, I'm attacking people who think that a chancellor being in his position in a parliamentary republic for a long time and a president being in his position in a presidential republic is the same thing. That sort of rhetoric is defending what is practically an usurpation of power in Russia by seeking to normalize it. Germany is still a democracy after having Merkel for 20+ years, Putin in his 20+ years has collected all of the political power in his own hands and is now effectively the dictator of Russia. Obviously there are also other factors involved, but a president having broader powers than a chancellor in their respective republics played a big role in this.
@Hello Hallo Except it isn't and it does. A parliamentary republic is basically geared for safety at the expense of flexibility by having more checks and balances and putting less power into any single person's hands. As such, it can resist devolving into a dictatorship much better. Hence why all presidential republics that haven't descended into dictatorships have a term limit for the president and almost all parliamentary republics do not have one for a prime minister/chancellor.
I just realized how genius associating the channel with tea was, i just made a cup of tea and because of that I deceided to watch a Spiff vid to go along with it.
That's not how any of this works, "Whale Humper". You were supposed to learn things from books, not from retarded posts in 4chan. Oh well, back to Civics 101 with you.
At this point im convinced that the true mastermind behind the Spiffing Brit is the queen itself, meaning that technically, the real exploiter here is the queen
"I'm sure that it'll probably have all happened by the time I actually release this video."
*laughs in American*
you misspelled **cries*
while gurgling coffee
That sounds kinda political *hands a cup of tea*
laughs in Nevadan
Coffee drinking bafoons have entered the chat.
„Did you do it?“
„Yes.“
„What did it cost?“
„Nothing.“
@Skippstermcbuster Oh that’s a funny number. Michael Jordan’s career high!
Cool quotation marks are for cool people
『insert cool quotation here』
I love democracy
Says the guy with a mass ensalvement history.
You are strong and wise, and I am very proud of you.
I too like democracy
I want to see you guys play something together
I love my oven
“Democracy means the right to vote for the Queen” - The Spiffing Brit
Exactly
"I love democracy" ( says a man who loves suffering and hate children)
Yes Exactly
lazy comment
there is no more democracy
Queen: "I need a way to increase my popularity among the peasants. I know, I'll attend the funeral of one of the officers."
Minister: "But your Majesty; your wise policies have drastically reduced crime and none of the officers have lost their lives in the line of duty in a long while."
Queen: "Did I stutter? Or perhaps you think a minister's funeral might make for better publicity"
Minister: *gulp* "Y-yes, your Majesty! I'll make the, uh, proper arrangements right away!"
This is truly an overlooked gemstone of a comment. You sir, gain a like. Five stars!
Dude you have the beginnings of a hillarious Britcom started there! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love it!!!
Joever
Life is meaningless to an immortal like Elizabeth
Lets be honest, the funeral would be a tea party with the queen at attendance
Me: " What is Democracy 4?"
Spiff: "Exactly, what is Democracy for?"
Democracy in a nutshell: "Think of how stupid the average person is. Now figure half of them are dumber than that!" -George Carlin
Good pun, I approve.
I love it
对啊螺丝民主
@@yourbestfriendtm2668 This, but unironically.
Only the queen herself can live long enough to figure out who wins Nevada
Very true
Yes vary true
The Winds of Winter gon release before they finish counting
@@akechijubeimitsuhide don't give me hope. I'm convinced R.R. Martin is just putting it off til he dies
Press conference: I was wrong about how many outstanding ballots because I gave page count instead of ballots... Reporter: so you'll have it done faster. Dude: No.
The fact that TH-cam has put a "US Elections: Robust safeguards help ensure the integrity of election results" disclaimer under this video is just the icing on the cake.
Yes yes, we do ensure the security of elections…
There's a way to remove those stupid disclaimers
If they weren't lying, they wouldn't have to remind us so much.
@Will Swift simply mention the 2020 election
@@dickartist if they were doing it unprompted then I would agree with you, but when the former president and a sycophantic subsection of the media are trying to say that the election was stolen from them despite there being no evidence and trying to overturn the democratic process, then reminders are rather necessary.
I love that youtube flagged this with a US election tag, especially because it says that "Results might not be final" as if the Tea Party has any opposition
The idiots in the Coffee Party. These beans lover can be damned, double damned with a bit of damned in the weekend.
Chugs tea to alleviate stress caused by the knowledge that the people saying the election is rigged are the same ones that love their guns more than is acceptable to talk about in polite company.
We are just that desperate!
@@sofiadragon6520 *here*,*pushs tea and biscuits out of your screen into your hands
As declared by our lord spiff you shall leave all political kookery out of this fun-space, have a good evening, miss.
Edit: Lol kinda ironic you settled an argument in another comment section in the same way, please lets not be biased in who we "censor"
With humor
-A Concerned Commenter
I just realized that, this is hilarious
I love how TH-cam marked this video as an informative video about the election
*this video was reviewed by a human*
I mean they’re right
Pfft... knowing Trump I bet he is secretly trying to do just what this video showcases XD
@@_natsura "sit down and go grab a cup of tea and biscuit instead, because this isn't the place"
@@_natsura This game is basically 2020 election simulator: Realism edition
Also go grab some tea and biscuits, but also kinda true.
Spiff: "I'm sure it will be over by the time this is released"
Nevada: I'm going to stop you right there.
Came to the comments for this.
@@robertk1701 same lmao
Nevada: Hey, guys. Hold my beer!
Nevada
depending on how things go... might not even be over until December..
Brit: "About 57% of the country didn't vote, but I'm sure that's fine."
Me, an actual American who has lived through 9 Presidential Elections: "Yeah, no. That's... that's pretty accurate, actually."
If you actually look at the numbers, elections where at least half of eligible American voters actually participate are extremely rare.
As an American I can confirm we are incredibly lazy and also weirdly Christian
@@hallway_revenant7919 yep I hope we start to see people get more active but right now things are pretty tense so I hope that dies down by the time people get more involved so we can have a healthy debate again
Tbh the most unrealistic thing that happened here was that USA won the Fifa World Cup.
Exactly 😂
still not realistic
@@ObaidFaisal that's what the comment said
@@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 sorry i read it as the most realistic
@@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 oh wait its edited am right
I love that TH-cam flagged this with the "U.S. elections" topic.
Well technically this *_IS_* about (virtual) elections in the USA... ;-)
Well, to be fair it somewhat resembles the recent US election.
Well, it wants to prove that elections in this video resemble real life, and that the US Government is perfectly balanced with 0 exploits.
looks like we need to tell youtube to sit down and eat biscuits
@@MrYourfavoriteguy2 and drink yorkshire tea
Spiffy: "Let's disband the military...
* A few turns later *
Spiffy: "Let's turn the police into the military..."
Im suprised the people can start mobs but you cant hire millitias...
@@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits.
@@cosmicrider5898 sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits
@@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits.
@@cosmicrider5898 Sit down, go grab a cup of tea and biscuits
"The Queen physically can't die." Well that aged well
Unlike her.
Physically
Was looking for this comment
oof.
Have you looked in the coffin lately?
"I am the Spiffing Brit and I can exploit any game, so sorry america- you never stood a chance"
-Spiff 2020
I love it. I love it. I love it. I loveitIloveitIloveitIloveitIloveit! :)
**Guts the military on the basis that there are no wars in the game**
**Gets hit with airstrikes**
Yeah, it still took ages to happen.
@@hyenaholicproductions9033 It only could take ages to happen with no military. XD
You can also get an event where the country gets invaded with low mil spending beyond a certain point :)
Basically, declassified the entire strategy of India's ruling party.
A monarch accepts that some pawns may be taken in order to win the game.
Spiff: I'm sure it'll be over by the time this is released
USA: we don't do that here
Too true
Grab a tea and biscuits
yea
Its crazy, in the UK its basically done overnight
@@anonperson3972 because the UK isn't made up of 50 largely independent states the size of a small country. Texas alone is almost tripled the size of the united kingdom. It takes soo long, it sucks.
I now have a distrust for any politician who drinks tea out of fear that there’s a British person In the sky controlling them
I'd just distrust politicians in general if I were you
Is it a coincidence that Spiff basically recreates Adam Sutler's Norsefire government from V for Vendetta in a game, and shows it on the day after the 5th of November? I think not.
It was certainly intentional.
Remember, remember the Fifth of November.
Sounds more like Gilead tbh.
@@DEDomain probalby in USA 7th of November will become a new national holiday. orange break day...
@@fabioartoscassone9305 7th of November was, for 80 years, a national holiday in Soviet Russia - Day of the Great Socialist Revolution. Kinda reminds me of something more recent...
“Let’s create a monarchy!”
*Proceeds to become a dictator*
Sometimes not a huge difference
@@sanguillotinewell a dictatorship becomes a monarchy when the dictator dies and a family member inherits the leadership without beeing elected by some sort of political party even if its just for show
@@DrPimonte it’s actually more complicated than that but I can’t remember all the specifics. A monarch can also be a dictator (an absolute monarchy) and it’s possible to have co-dictators, and even one whole group of people can be dictators.
@@sanguillotine my understanding is that a dictator is a political leader with absolute power (from wikipedia) so a group of people wouldn't be dictators individually but their regime overall could still be considered a dictatorship
@@rebelfriend1818 A group ruling a country would either be an oligarchy (when the wealth determines the power) or an aristocracy. And well basically being a dictator just means that you can dictate your policies, which is true for a monarchy as well
The queen hasn’t died because she hasn’t fulfilled the one true obligation of every British queen, invading France.
@Jamila Zakaryayeva yeah, that’s the prophecy, the English queen destined to conquer France is immortal, that’s why she is living for so long.
Well she was the queen during world war 2, wasn't she? She technically did invade Normandy...
@@totallynuts7595 She didn't begin her reign until 1952, during WW2 It was King George VI.
@@Genesis9217 crap... I think I've given away the fact that I'm a foreign impostor, have I not? Anyways, yes, the queen still needs to slay those baguette wielding pricks.
Edit... Genesis was right actually, it was her dad's armies etc that took France... The queen does indeed still need to invade France to be as kick ass as England's previous monarchs....
"The richest company in the country paid no tax, that's fine..."
Ouch, that one hit too close to home...
The rich pay by far most of the taxes in basically every western country.
"The leader of the opposition didn't even vote for himself, nor did his family"
Jeez Spiff you're killing me
Well, how would they given the threat of an imminent retalliation via dronestrike lingering over their heads? XD
IT WAS ALWAYS A CONTROLLED OPPOSITION, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Spiffing Soviet
Clearly it's just ceremonial. I imagine there's a bunch of pomp and circumstance as the opposition candidate goes and submits his ballot for the queen on live TV.
"How to break the USA Election"
>Gets tagged by youtube with the US Election results may not be final label
GG everyone, Spiff has won the Internet
I've just been recommended a flat earther vid and something from that disgusting rightwing crackpot Aled Jones.
"We're walking in the air" - whatever, fascist!
@@peterclarke7240 Would you like to have a sit down with some tea and biscuits.
@@peterclarke7240 are you ok?
@@Serahpin Ooh, lovely- What kind of biscuits?
I hadn't noticed the label previously, but now that you mentioned it, I am dying laughing! :-D
Spiff: "This video video is now a politics free zone"
TH-cam: "WARNING: don't trust the politics in this video"
?
To be fair, he does create a fascist dystopia.
@@HunterJanos what you mean? its teatopia
@maxice8 what if we drink soda?
@@LordTyph Firing squad.
Love how the You Tube algorithm decided this video needs to be pushed HARD after the queen dies....
Probably had something to do with all the "aged well" comments
“British man reoccupies America”
Brentrance.
Joever
Somebody: Rome wasn't build in one day
Spiffing Brit: 3 turns, take it or leave it
wasn't burned in a single day either
The queen has escaped containment. - The SCP foundation.
scp 682: The end of all but me...
and that one lady drinking tea
"Understood. Mobilizing MTF Omega 7"
candidate for scp-6000 (and the next 001 proposal?)
Underrated comment
@@customerservice1565 when the universe ends, the stars are nought but dust and the last speck of life in the universe is snuffed all that shall remain are 682 and the ancient one.
All the jokes about the queen being immortal didn't age quite so well.. xD
Nor did she ☕️🫖👑
But their still good
Skill issue
yep
Nah it's way funnier now
"57% of the country didn't vote" ah so this simulates real-life perfectly here in America xD
Most countries really. Australia has compulsory voting and even they don't have 100% voting rate.
in belgium you have to vote or else you get a 55 fine and if you dont vote for 4 years you loose he right to vote for ten years. that is strange because yyou didnt want to vote in the beginnig.
@@thehighground265 before you disnt, now you can't! Flawless logic
@@gramfero well Belgium doesn't even have a goverment but we function better then america
@@thehighground265 well Belgium is a tiny country. Comparing them is kind of absurd
Spiff at the beginning of the game: "I love democracy"
Spiff at the end of the game: "I am the Senate"
a Tea Lord?
Not yet
Lord Spiff
Darth Spiff
I am the senate
Your argument is invalid
You fool Spiff is just another servant for the glorious Queen
That's the same person incase you didn't know
Spiffing brit: This video will probably air after everyone knows the result.
Nevada: *Hold my ballot*
@@Chillerbot445 I did ... 3 days ago. Tea is cold biscuits are gone. Only me in the darkness
tea
Laughs in Philadelphia, orders a crate of tea delivered, and bullet proofs her windows.
I am pretty much sure that the "going back out, and doing it again" issue was addressed by the QA Team, but someone higher said: "Nah, don't worry, pretty much noneone will notice it, and thus we are reducing the severity of this issue to neutral"
This is pretty much made by 2 people
"The American football team, famous for winning nothing, has won the world cup"
I hate how much that hurt me.
At least the US women's team are the world cup holders, so you have that.
@@joshantony2782 yeah, they deserve way more credit and recognition, tbh
Laughs in German
@@joshantony2782 what's their average cup size?
don't worry, England team didn't win anything 2. since 1966 lol
"How democracy is perfectly balanced with absolutely no exploits"
America: "Ya spiff we already knew this."
Democracy has never worked, any student of history knows this. Same with communism. Name one successful communism or democracy in the last three thousand years. There are none. Democracy is what nations become before they die.
@@Serahpin Every government that has ever existed has fallen at some point, therefore nothing works by your reasoning. We might as well resort to anarchy since nation states are a failed concept? Or better yet, shall we go back to hunter-gatherer tribes?
@@songcramp66 We might be better off as hunter-gatherer tribes.
Nations rise as Monarchies or Republics and are successful. You don't see ANY examples of Democracies or communisms doing the same. Instead, you see risen nations become a democracy before declines. It is a pattern seen everywhere humans live.
Your logic is flawed: since all things have an end, nothing should exist. It is self-refuting. Everyone dies, but no one says you shouldn't exercise and eat right since you will just end up dead anyways.
Both of you just need some tea and crumpets
@@Serahpin My argument is not flawed, you are just not interpreting it correctly. Since every form of government has fallen, none can be proven superior simply by the fact that they fall.
Nations don't generally rise as democracies since they have been very rare until recent times. Governments can also be democratic and republics so they are not mutually exclusive. They can also be constitutional monarchies and democracies like here in Canada.
Game Developer: I fear no man, but that thing"
*TheSpiffingBrit*
"That scares me"
No that terrifies me
"The queen is an immortal"
2 years later
I'm convinced that one of these spif Co. Images is actually spiff himself.
Now to figure out which one
@@noahhornbeak8831 All of them.
Oh sweet boy
He's so much more Beautiful
I swear its the one with the mustache and the pink like flower petal heart thing and hes pointing at the camera
"So this is how liberty dies. With warm cups of tea." - Padme, probably
"It over Anakin I have the tea" - Obi Wan, probably
"Brew it!" - Emperor Papa Palpatine
Him: “We start off with a deficit of 100 billion dollars.”
Me an American.: “Huh, that’s not too bad.”
Me: “Wait a minute”
US government: God, I wish that were me
Samesies.
Thing is with the US deficit so high and denominated in US dollars, the debt holders can't afford to let the US dollar collapse. They are basically held hostage by the US deficit.
Tbf, that's your actual debt imao
Deficit doesn't equal debt
"the queen is an immortal" If only Spiff, if only :(
I had to come down to check the comments when I got to him saying that.
F
Ftb
@@morlath4767 same lmao hahaha
She's not really dead, she still lives in our hearts!
"Did you do it? "
"Yes"
"What did it cost? "
"Turning the whole country into an amalgamation of UK and north korea"
So basically the UK in 2022
It's the Brit Brother!
Sit down, have a cuppa, and a biccie
I see this as an absolute win!
UK is a perfectly balanced country with no exploits
Spiff: "I'm sure that it'll probably have all happened by the time I actually release this video."
Me: *Stares at NV, PA, NC, and GA*
Same as now go get tea
He can't always be right :-)
AZ and AK are still technically not called as well.
@@hobbso8508 Fox called AZ
@@connorboles4569 Fox KEKW
Spiff: "This video is now a politics free zone."
TH-cam: "U.S. ELECTIONS: THE AP HAS CALLED THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE FOR..."
Yeah lol
@@Seren_Moth It kinda feels like someone is controlling all big tech, news, and social media to say nothing but good things for Biden and bad things for Trump. I guess I won't have to wait long until the brain chips!
@@TheJaguarthChannel The media has hated Trump since day 1 when he decided to run against Hillary. Not defending him cus he does genuinely dumb things and is hateful as fuck. But the media disliked him even before he showed all that.
@@TheJaguarthChannel I hear ya. Queen Elizabeth for 2024!
@@AsAboveISoBelow Anarchy now! Woohoo boogaloo! /s
This video is actually incredibly accurate depiction of politics.
not true in democrat electorats where there are more votes than people eligible to vote.
The Queen: "You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me"
You’ll be back, soon you’ll see
You’ll remember you belong to me
You’ll be back, time will tell
You’ll remember that I served you well
Oceans rise, empires fall
We have seen each other through it all
And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
@@isoroxuk is that a song? If so what is it called and where can I find it.
@Guy Panzerboss thanks.
Love that this video has the "US election: Results may not be final." Totaling making people think the queen won the election
Welcome. May I present: the average intelligence of an American
@@Horltum :(
"It'll happen by the time this video is released."
Aged like milk.
Cheese?
DAY 23! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 23!
As an American, I appreciate u fixing our political system!
I bought the game after watching this video but then discovered that this exploit was patched so...
Instead of giving up, I abused the fact that "emergency powers" exist which gives you way more capital power and censored everything like spiff did in the video to eliminate all opposition therefore finding another exploit + doing it makes you incredibly rich.
So... basically the Palpatine route.
@@DiamondKingStudios YOU CANNOT TALK ABOUT POLITICS IN SPIFFING BRIT COMMENT SECTION!
"Emergency powers"...Democrat scheming intensifies...
@@singletona082 ahhhh shit not the SENATE!!!
Mmm, I too would love to abuse of my powers as the consul of the Senatum.
FYI: The boston tea incident only happened due to a math error. They wanted to make the ocean tea, but it didnt work :(
Should have used metric system
@@wesss9353 yes the shouldve
They were going for a homeopathic ocean tea, but added too much
@@AnonyDave too much what?
@@luckycobble935 ocean
I find it hilarious that the US has the most military spending in the game at like 180 b, but in rl it's 500b more.
It’s actually closer to $800+ Billion per year
The game is broken down into quarters. So $180Bx4 = $720B, which is more accurate.
Which is in large part because we spend so much on protecting EU with huge amounts of military bases in ally countries.
I vote we pull out and let them spend money on their own militaries.
The income tax is way lower too.
@@OneLegFlamingo1 Average US Income tax is 13%. It's 24% in the game.
It's a really well made sim even when exploited I feel it stimulates really accurately
*Spiff sees what's happening in America*
Spiff: Let's teach them how it's done.
JOEVER
I think the sad part (as an american) is that I would actually choose live in the country spif created
edit: intsead of america
@@Onyx-xy8ol but like for the memes right?
"Sure it's kind of a confused society - but it's an EXCITING one" is a quote from political analysts I never wanna hear
Honestly it’s a very on-point way to describe the U.S.
Yep
As an American, this is all too eerily familiar. We honestly never stood a chance. I, for one, welcome the queen! Gimme some tea
Delighted to have you on board, old chap.
1776 was a mistake. Dumping that tea was one of the worst things America has ever done to itself.
@Aidan Hall bad things
@Aidan Hall terrible bad things
@Aidan Hall, mix tea and coffee? You'll get Hong Kong. They're crazy for the half tea half coffee drink called Yuenyeung.
For those who don't know the exploit came from Democracy 3. Where if you changed a slider but didn't revert it before going back or exiting it would take the points but not make any change. In correcting it for Democracy 4 they accidentally (or purposefully) made it work the opposite.
I've seen horror games letsplays with less atrocities caught on film than in this clip, Jeezus
Don’t forget your FCPS (Federal crimes per second)
Be careful he will use his capitol and ban you 😂
"These peasants are so hard to please."
I can think of very few other quotes that are quite so quintessentially British. XD
"although I am sure it will have happened by the time this video is released"
America.exe is not responding
Nevada.exe has stopped working
Update:
Nevada.exe is not responding.
Georgia.exe is not responding.
North_Carolina.exe is not responding.
Pennsylvania.exe is not responding.
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Stop code: ELECTION_AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020
Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A
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Detecting floppy drive A:
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INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER
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Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020
Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A
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Detecting floppy drive A:
...Failure
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INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER
Restarting in 1...2...3...
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Intel(R) Boot Agent GE v.6.11.2020
Copyright(C) 1776-2020 U.S.A
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Detecting floppy drive A:
...Failure
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INSERT SYSTEM DISK AND PRESS ENTER
Restarting in 1...2...3...
2020: the queen can not die she is immortal.
2022: ...
"We are going to make an effective monarchy by setting the term limit past 7 years and by making the number of terms effectively infinite."
*sweats in canadian*
Thats to political
Have a biscuit and a cup of tea
But firmly
@@pamfinch286 too*
Ah yes I shall swiftly apologise to my photo of the
Queen for that one old chum
@@pamfinch286 jolly good
Is that happening in Canada?
me who lives in Turkey: hey, I have seen this one!
Don't worry, we will all eventually get where China is with their "democracy"
@@navarog378 cHiNa aDvAnCiNg uS cOnFiRmEd
oof
nice one :D
Yes, Germany too...
Good guy Spiff doesn't want toxic political arguements in the comments, despite it having the ability to explode the content engagement stats.
Idk why, but I respect that a lot.
Same here! I'm tired of seeing all the hatred and division over this. It's nice to read through comments without a bunch of people hating each other.
@Gaming Miser sit down and have a cup of tea and biscuits
@Gaming Miser have a cup of tea
Joever
I find it funny he wanted no political comments and yet youtube decided to throw their political tags down here.
R.I.P Queen Lizzie. You shall be missed.
Spiffing brit: wants to create a monarchy
Spiffing brit: Creates a Ahoutarian and dystopian police state
An autocratic, authoritarian, dystopian, police state aka. the United States of America.
EDIT: This is a joke; don't take it seriously.
It's not dystopian. Everybody is happy. And when they're unhappy, the microchip releases dopamine, so they're happy anyway.
@@lagg1e dystopia does not mean that they are unhappy.
People just need to learn to love their monarch MORE
@@ericboom1712 It literally means "unhappy future" and is the polar opposite of a utopia.
Words do evolve, so if you use a different definition, please share, it's kinda hard to guess your intent.
"if you see anyone in the comments trying to be political..." TH-cam puts a bar for the U.S election results at the bottom of the video.
Talking about robust safeguards to ensure election integrity, no less. Guess Spiff showed them!
@@MardukGKoB handrails for absolutely safe political discussions to make sure nobody walks outside of the gated lines of discourse at the petting zoo of course.
TH-cam needs a cup of tea
@@theseagulls3172 ...in minecraft
They did? I never seen it
Democracy is a perfectly balanced system without any oversights or exploits
I love democracy !
United States: Hold my beer.😂
I always thought that monarchy with good leader is better than democracy :)
Democracy might be cool, but... nihilism seems kinda cool too
Imagine not having a pescatarian military junta in 2020
RIP to a meme legend
"How to break the American Electoral System"
Bold of you to assume it's not already broken, Spiff
Sit down and go grab a cup of tea and biscuits
The real problems are the lack of voter ID and good vote counting laws tbh.
@@Tuulos SIT. DOWN. AND GRAB. A CUP OF TEA AND BISCUITS
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I apologise, I have not drunk my requisite tea today, and I became political, I'm very sorry
I am starting to realise why nearly every dystopian society seems to be set in Britain.
That, or it's the U.S.
Probably why all Imperials have British accents in Star Wars. :P
It’s basically the birth place of imperialism.
Well as a brit with all these covid rules...I'd say we're pretty dystopian right now
@@Nox_Desiree as an American with so little Covid rules we are pretty dystopian
Tutorial to politics:
- Destroy army
- Make all pray
- Create army, but against all who still not drink tea
One of the only British TH-camrs I watch
"So this is how democracy ends. In uproarious applause."
- Senator Amadala
*liberty dies
*with thunderous
@@alansmithee419 he tried
@@dust8236 I wasn't trying to be a prick, it's just in case he wants to get it right in future, he doesn't have to pay attention to me if he doesn't want to. And other people might care to know what the actual quote is, so it's there for them too.
*Amidala
The queen is a sith... Yeah I'd buy that
"Most popular food: Cheeseburger" Well, that's not fair, we have a lot of different... (remembers I'm making cheeseburgers for dinner) OK, you win THIS round...
"Subsidize faith schools to make more religious electors to vote for us."
Ah yes, the Iran special.
To be fair, the Real-World United States is already quite good at that as well. Especially on the Republican side of the isle.
I tend to refer to the U.S. as "Christian Iran", a descriptor the aptness of which has not decreased one bit (in my estimation, at least) in the years that I have used it.
Didnt Work in Iran
Apparently, Iran tried to pull off this exploit in real life. Didn't quite work for them, but worked somewhat.
Please, good Sir, sit down and go grab a cup of tea and biscuits. They are for free and cinnamon flavour, bon appetit!
@orlando pena You might for one reason or another be unable to view this matter objectively, but from an outside/unbiased perspective, the United States is frighteningly close to the Christian equivalent of what Iran is in terms of Islam.
That's just a fact.
God rest the Queen. RIP Elizabeth
"There will be no coffee drinkers"
..... This Queen is stupid!
Queen: *Points their Strong Leader gun*
I for one welcome our new monarchy overlord, long live tea!
Guide to politics:
1. Destroy army
2. Make everyone religious
3. ???
4. Profit
@Wood Row you don't need to fight terrorists if you ARE terrorists ;-) "A well-regulated religious mob..."
You just described Poland...
Create a super police state
"you can keep becoming the president as long as you keep winning the elections and im gonna keep winning the elections"
russia
Germany
@@carolinacolibazzi8329 There's a big difference in effect of a single leader in power for a long period of time between a parliamentary republic and a presidential one.
@Hello Hallo No, I'm attacking people who think that a chancellor being in his position in a parliamentary republic for a long time and a president being in his position in a presidential republic is the same thing. That sort of rhetoric is defending what is practically an usurpation of power in Russia by seeking to normalize it. Germany is still a democracy after having Merkel for 20+ years, Putin in his 20+ years has collected all of the political power in his own hands and is now effectively the dictator of Russia. Obviously there are also other factors involved, but a president having broader powers than a chancellor in their respective republics played a big role in this.
@Hello Hallo Except it isn't and it does. A parliamentary republic is basically geared for safety at the expense of flexibility by having more checks and balances and putting less power into any single person's hands. As such, it can resist devolving into a dictatorship much better. Hence why all presidential republics that haven't descended into dictatorships have a term limit for the president and almost all parliamentary republics do not have one for a prime minister/chancellor.
@Hello Hallo You might want to look up "dictatorship" in the dictionary if you do.
God save the Queen.
We will miss you.
Spiff: “Great news everyone”
Me: *futurama flashbacks
"Failure of enjoyment"is the most horrific Orwellian term I have ever heared.
So is this video, to be honest.
Spiff just basically created 1984, but through religious fanatics.
I mean "patriotic education" is up there too.
NVM this situation spiff has made is fucking 1984*1984
@@abercrombieblovs2042 as a person living in Iran spiff just created my country and or at least what our leaders believe the country is.
Spiff: "This is going to be a politics free zone"
TH-cam: "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
Me: How broken is this game?
The spiffing Brit: Yes
This is less "The Royal Family", more "The Kim Dynasty"
That is exactly what I thought
A North Korea, the world's only medieval Communist dynastic monarchy
Now make a country run by Rupert Murdoch... Oh wait...
Kim Dynasty ❌
Kim Nasty ✅
Emperor Xi
US: "Has consitutional crisis"
Spiff: "Yes the perfect time to release a video about breaking the elections"
:(
I just realized how genius associating the channel with tea was, i just made a cup of tea and because of that I deceided to watch a Spiff vid to go along with it.
Spiff: “Don’t get political.’
Spiff 5 seconds later; “Makes a snide remark about Americans.”
Lol is this your first time here?
@@lorneytunes well America isn't a Democracy it's a Constitutional Republic so there is that.
@@ZarodGaming Which is a type of democracy.
That's not how any of this works, "Whale Humper". You were supposed to learn things from books, not from retarded posts in 4chan. Oh well, back to Civics 101 with you.
Create fanatical queen loyalists or more accurately : "How to clone spiff millions of times"
Didn’t he actually clone himself over and over in one of his exploits?
"I'm sure that it'll probably have all happened by the time I actually release this video."
We're still waiting for Alaska to get out 50%
Lol I laughed so hard when he said that. I’m like welp that didn’t age well 😅😅😅🤪🤪🤪
Lmfao, Like Alaska matters
@@medude420024 Well, Biden might unexpectedly win that state...
At this point im convinced that the true mastermind behind the Spiffing Brit is the queen itself, meaning that technically, the real exploiter here is the queen
*herself
@@llawliet666 Itself*
@@docmexicano6649 what's wrong with you?
the Queen invented gaming so that she could invade everyone when ever she felt like it, and still be beloved by all! a true master mind
@@docmexicano6649 herself the queen is not an it she is the leader of Britain
Lol you got hit with a election integrity assurance tag 😂😂😂
2:18 I love how Great Britain appeared there for a split second, as if a horror film villain.
Somehow I imagine theQueen sitting in her castle shaking, afraid that Spiff finds out she drank a cup of coffee once
Yes inqusitor.
This comment here
@@lassea I smell heresy
Heresy!!!!
She has to do it once, to know what to ban
In this episode of perfectly balanced, Spiff exploits "democracy" to create The Queen's finest country: The Totalitarian Monarchistic Crown of America