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@@juliab1954 That is a superb idea. Probs be a lot of overlap though - I live near an Italian restaurant called Pinocchio for instance. No idea why it's called that, maybe they lie a lot.
So he "accidentally" stumbled onto Lover's Lab, "accidentally" installed sex mods, "accidentally" installed the script extender, "accidentally" activated the mod, "accidentally" installed and modified with SkyUI, and "accidentally" kept playing I believe him
@@gavichealsomething2169 I had some hoops with F4 but once you hit the sweet spot with configs and sacrificing mods that do make the game unstable, I can go for maybe 4 hours or more before it crashes. Its enough for me tho
My personal favorite: "Mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. You have to plumb stuff. i don't really know what happens after that. I got scared" by tyler, 0.6 hours played. It's a BioShock review
@@SJuson True indeed. In fact some people can feel really bad if they're being gifted expensive things to the point they want to forcefully reject it. That's why imho it's generally a good idea to not mention costs when gifting things and not ask or look for the price when receiving something.
DUDE THOSE FUCKING BATS I SWEAR, IF I EXIST ANYWHERE NEAR A CAVE A BAT SWOOPS DOWN AND KICKS YOUR ASS OUT OF EXPERT MODE. But otherwise a really fun game
I don’t know what Todd did but the phrase “I accidentally installed a bunch if sex mods” immediately made me think of Skyrim. I’ve never even played it before
Rust reviews be like: " *2000 hours in the game* This game fucking sucks and it doesn't work I hate it also everyone that has ever player this game should go die*" rough paraphrase of actual review even the reviews are toxic
Reminds me of when me and 3 friends spent an entire 30 minutes laughing at a Noita review that said "Chimken Numgit" and nothing else and the dude had like 8000 hours
"My son died tragically in a fire" that is not an abstract review of sims 4, that happens a lot. though last time my sim drowned, but most sims burn themselves.
I've played more than 150 hours of the sims (over two or three years, I do go outside sometimes) and I've never had a sim burn to death. To be fair I put the fire alarms in the houses whenever I remember tho
🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon do
The best review I ever saw was a positive review that read: "This game uses a lot of cpu in the background. I can't tell if it's mining crypto currency or if the Devs are just shit."
I enjoyed it at launch as well, if I’m being completely honest. That feeling of unfamiliarity with your surroundings, the rarity of items, the feeling of loneliness all put together gave me the greatest feeling of immersion I’ve ever experienced from a game in a long time. You just gotta give it some time ;)
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear fro
I love people who randomly ask / post stuff on platforms that have nothing to do with it. On r/pornhubcomments, someone left the entire recipe for a lasagna. A kid asked for help on his homework (and got the answer.)
One of the best Steam reviews is easily the Bioshock one from 2013: “mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. you have to plumb stuff. i dont really know what happens after that. i got scared”
Honestly the one that goes “this is exactly how my grandparents described how walking to school was for them back in the day,” fits perfectly for “Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy”
When the 'fucking bats knocking you into lava' review came in, i immediately knew what the topic was about. It kind of perfectly describes terraria. The undergorund exploration part of it, at least
I remember some reviewer of the game said this: "One of my characters somehow f**ing survived a blast from a big ass cannon, was left on 0 hp and barely escaped out of the level alive after being hit by the brigands shanking him, and being ambushed by 2 zombie dogs and a f**ing giant, and managed to barely survive along with the rest of the party. Then later another unrelated character died because some fish dude sliced him 2 times, both critically hitting for more than twice his HP. Otherwise, very amazing game, 8/10."
My favorite steam review was for ARK: Survival Evolved. A man made an Inn where he lured people in with the promise of free items and beds. He poisoned them or beat them into unconsciousness and locked them in the inn. Forcefeeding them more poison to keep them under. He found a group asleep outside and fed them to sharks, except for one. He left them alive in front of a sign saying something like "I fed all your friends to megalodons"
@@eveescastle5866 prepare to make some progress, then die to a raptor or a therizino. It will happen. That is, if you make it without being murdered in a PvP server or spawn trapped in a PvE one. Max-mutated dodo army is kinda sick though.
@@eveescastle5866 it is very fun. I either play it with my brothers or sometimes solo. On my solo the island map I have a breeding farm with over 50 dinos so I can import them in the obelisk to be used for other maps. I must always parkour through my dinos to get anywhere but it's worth it. Therzinosauruses aren't that hard to tame if you have the right gear for it. But prepare to die a 1000 times in the beginning. I recommend finding a calm spot build your base and then tame a few dinos to help you. Dilophosauruses are good early game tames and Pegastomaxes as well. For Pegastomaxes put berries in the last slot of your hotbar and let the dino steal it and BOOM tamed.
I also found the canadian version of ARK review: "PEOPLE IN THIS GAME ARE TOO NICE! RAID ME OR SOMETHING!!! SERIOUSLY I LEFT MY DOOR OPEN OVER NIGHT FOR SOMEONE TO STEAL FROM ME, THEY LEFT ME SOME METAL AND LEFT ME A NOTE REMINDING ME TO CLOSE IT IN THE FUTURE."
For those who don’t know, the first cup head review is a reference to the “game journalist” dean takahashi, who took a full 10 minutes to beat the tutorial because he couldn’t figure out that you can dash in the air even though the game told him he could do that.
yah then a bunch of incel youtubers lost their minds about it because they thought he didn't like the game even though he reviewed it positively. Edit autocorrect changed incel to intel. Also not all youtubers who reviewed Dean's run are incels, but a coupe are.
@@turnip8184 no, everyone got mad because a clearly unqualified person was being payed to play video games. He also went on to give doom eternal a negative review because it was “too hard”. His gameplay footage is laughable.
My favorite steam review so far is for The Sims 4: “Got to watch a skeleton in a maid outfit beat up my ghost roommate’s ghost ex girlfriend.” It was a positive review.
I mean honestly, as much as chaos scares me, the most memorable moments in the Sims 4 are completely unexpected. One of my sims was about to get hit by a meteor, but then she was abducted by aliens. So for a few hours, she just had this "struck by meteors" action in her cue while she chilled on the alien ship. They put her back on the ground and instantly the meteor hit her. (Thankfully her husband was able to convince the Grim Reaper not to take her - Grim must have realized what kind of day she was having.)
Spiritfarer destroyed me. I completed 92% of the game, spiraled into depression, and haven’t played it since. Incredible game though, highly reccomend!
I like how I've never actually played Fallout 4 but my first thought hearing that review was "That sounds awfully Bethesda.." and guessed Fallout 4 or 76.
I have played countless hours of Fallout 4 and honestly don't get many glitches. I get one or two once in a while but nothing major and nothing constant. I just knew Mama Murphy needs her comfy chair though lol
I've left at least one review like that, mostly cause some games require HEAVY modding to be enjoyable and the devs keep releasing patches that add nothing and break all your mods
my favorite review of a video game ever was, “my amount of hours on this game can never accurately describe the amount of pain it has caused me.” the game was OMORI. the user had nearly 1,000 hours on a game that takes 30 hours for a single run.
The only reason I borrowed rdr2 from my friends brother was so I could send her a picture of horse balls, and now that I have the game, I have like 25 pictures of just horse balls
The only one I guessed without a thought. And I'm relatively light on the stuff that's available on LoversLab. Only SoS, OStim, OSex, OSA and ofcourse every female beauty mod that there is.
My top 10 are in no order 151 rum Working out Hasta luego Off the zoinkis D/vision Baptize General Never Surround sounds Westbrook Honorable mentions to Tiiied Lauder skeege slick talk hot box and ballads And my top features are on Denzel's sirens; Conway the machine's scatter brain; dreamville's down bad and wells Fargo
I remember seeing an absolutely hilarious Omori review. It was negative and said something along the lines of "Horrible game, all you do is walk around in a while room with a cat, tissue box, and a computer" They were on the game for a few minutes.
I found one from This War of Mine, saying: It's like The Sims, except your sims are terminally ill, mortally wounded, morbidly depressed, and have to steal food from elderly to survive.
It's like if someone played Ib, never getting past the introduction in the gallery without knowing you're supposed to interact with stuff. Some people just don't know how games work lol.
My favorites on steam were for doki doki literature club. They were all about the same, "the game is free, but therapy isn't" which is something you definitely need after playing the game
The one review i found on Dark Souls 3 is funny for me: Dark souls III : Door does not open from this side, is a fantastic casual RPG about trying to open doors, realising they do not open from this side, and then trying to find the right side to open the door. There's also a fun mini game about trying to become the lord of cinder 10/10
1:15 I play that game a ton, and as soon as I saw the words "bat" and "lava" I felt not only my own pain but the omnipresent pain of every player of that game (which I shall not name in order to avoid spoilers) and I believe that the others with the misfortune of comprehending my words felt the same agony at this timestamp
After playing the game enough I've somewhat learned how to deal with them. When there's lava near you in an open area, you either get out of the open or get away from the lava. Otherwise you will immediately get Sparta kicked by a bat. And honestly that's just a good tip for exploring in terraria in general. Stay out of the open. Pick your fights. It's downright necessary if you wanna play the game on Master mode.
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Do restaurant name or cartoon character
@@juliab1954 That is a superb idea. Probs be a lot of overlap though - I live near an Italian restaurant called Pinocchio for instance. No idea why it's called that, maybe they lie a lot.
@@Matt_Rose has the restaurant expanded recently
ALMOST???
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The top review of "Getting Over it with: Bennet Foddy" is "I got over it" my favorite
*time played: 4000 hours at the time of review*
markiplier wrote That i think
Found one a negative review on Half Life 2, saying:
"I am just kidding, calm down"
My favorite for getting over it is :
14000 hours played
I got over the tree
My fave is just every review for GTA IV the complete edition
So he "accidentally" stumbled onto Lover's Lab, "accidentally" installed sex mods, "accidentally" installed the script extender, "accidentally" activated the mod, "accidentally" installed and modified with SkyUI, and "accidentally" kept playing
I believe him
Bruh, best minigame is to see how many mods can you fit into this bad boy without it crashing
-Skyrim is, surprisingly stable by my testing
@@necrobynerton7384 playing with mods on Fallout 4
Definitely accurate
(Even have mods on Skyrim and even that shit's fucking stable)
@@gavichealsomething2169 I had some hoops with F4 but once you hit the sweet spot with configs and sacrificing mods that do make the game unstable, I can go for maybe 4 hours or more before it crashes. Its enough for me tho
“There are no oogways” -master accident
@@joaopauloxavier 😶
"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game." Not a bad review. Straight to the point.
The one I guessed the fastest
@@BigKicksMix Good job! I guessed the Red Dead one the fastest ^_^
There is one tiny problem with this review: there are ALOT of unfinished games on steam
Should have just delayed the game again, smh
@@BigKicksMix I guessed the terraria one immediately
As soon as I saw the words "horse" and "balls" in the same sentence I instantly knew it was red dead redemption 2
Real
Balls
Same
type shi
I said Minecraft
My favorite has to go to an XCOM 2 review that was “not recommended” and said “this review has a 95% chance of being positive”
Xcom shitty vats ripoff
oh my fucking god
ok that got me xD
Uno at the developers
LMAO
My personal favorite: "Mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. You have to plumb stuff. i don't really know what happens after that. I got scared" by tyler, 0.6 hours played. It's a BioShock review
That’s one of my fav reviews of all time.
Why thank you, kind stranger. I think that might be me lol
man spent 40+ minutes playing bioshock and though it was a mario game
@@dappermaverick i mean I played 50+ hours before I realized it wasn't SubNautica
Once i saw a review on Bioshock saying:
To touch little girls first you have to get rid their Big Daddys.
Realism 10/10
The funniest one I've ever seen on steam was about Rust. It went something like: "This is african child simulator. I found an AK before I found food".
Dark humor at its finest
Im about to fucking lose it
AK? Like a gun? Or does that stand for “African kid”
@@Ziziwai gun
rust
I always love the little short reviews that are pretty neutral from someone with like 10,000 hours in a game. It gets me every time.
I once saw this line for a sale on Danganronpa games on Steam:
*"you can't save your friends, but you CAN save 50% off!"*
That moment when all of your favorites survive
That's absolute gold.
I CANT DO THIS TODAY
Danganronpa was the original among us
@@skinwalker69420 the second one even had an impostor!
"Like the developers, I didn't finish the game"
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
same with crashing into your house
@@MekrinGD and loved ones
I thought yandere sim at first
I mean, it narrows it down to Skyrim, fallout 4, fallout 76, and Cyberpunk
Skyrim is pretty finished, do you mean a different elder scrolls game?
I remeber a review that said
"The price is too much for this game"
Thing is there was a sign that this game was gifted to them
XD
I mean you can still judge the quality of a game and conclude whether you think it is worth the price, even if you have not paid for the game
Balan Wonderworld!
@@SJuson True indeed. In fact some people can feel really bad if they're being gifted expensive things to the point they want to forcefully reject it. That's why imho it's generally a good idea to not mention costs when gifting things and not ask or look for the price when receiving something.
@@Lewisking50 same i got gifted a 15 dollar game and rejected it since I didn't think I would play the game that much for the price
"The game is free, the therapist is not."
Doki Doki Literature Club
True
REAL
My fave comment of all time is from rust
"Found an ak before food, Felt like a child in Nigeria"
XD made me choke on my dinner
XD made me choke on my dinner
@@ethanbolger6690 why did you say this twice
@@ethanbolger6690 why did you say this twice
@@SamHoward-l9q why did you say this twice
"the balls on your horse shrink in the winter"
yea i immediately knew that one
rdr2?
@@__Jp yes
I have never seen red dead 2 videos nor have I played the game, but I got it right. Don't ask
I just put together games with horse and incredibly unnecessary details and said "yep, definitively rdr2"
Its the best feature in the game
Terraria is the most accurate thing I’ve ever heard, looks like somebody didn’t beat skeletron
Pain in the ass to play without shield until you get decent mount
DUDE THOSE FUCKING BATS I SWEAR, IF I EXIST ANYWHERE NEAR A CAVE A BAT SWOOPS DOWN AND KICKS YOUR ASS OUT OF EXPERT MODE. But otherwise a really fun game
let's see the guy try to play Calamity on death mode lmaooo
@@weakspirit_ for the Worthy
@@tofathegreatlord7986 cobaltgde shdeeld
The “you monster” and “honk” reviews were easy - I knew those were Portal 2 and Untitled Goose Game respectively the instant I saw them.
I don’t know what Todd did but the phrase “I accidentally installed a bunch if sex mods” immediately made me think of Skyrim. I’ve never even played it before
Haha yeah it happens
I half expected the old lady one to be Skyrim instead of Fallout 4. Todd Howard reallt just does not give a shit about bugs.
@@demi-femme4821 I could guess ir was fallout because of the whole build a shelter thing but yeah bugthesda doesnt care.
@@demi-femme4821 well, both are from Bethesda, so it fits
i thought minecraft lol
Ark reviews be like: “ *6000 hours in the game* this game is fucking shit and doesn’t work I hate it.”
Rust reviews be like: " *2000 hours in the game* This game fucking sucks and it doesn't work I hate it also everyone that has ever player this game should go die*"
rough paraphrase of actual review
even the reviews are toxic
same with csgo reviews
A game's biggest critics are often its most dedicated players.
Basically every League player
my English not gud but. THIS GAME IS A FUCKING.
Reminds me of when me and 3 friends spent an entire 30 minutes laughing at a Noita review that said "Chimken Numgit" and nothing else and the dude had like 8000 hours
seriously, gigachad
he racked in 8000
Noita is fun as hell, especially after 6ish tabs of acid lmao. What an experience
I need to get back into noita smh
Lmao
That’s honestly the funniest crap you can find on the internet for people like us.
1:20 oh i recognized the game the instant i saw the word “bat”
They really do knock you into lava waaaay too often
fuck da bats
They are the very reason why Cobalt Shield never leaves my accessories slot
this is why i beat skeletron as fast as possible
"My son died tragically in a fire"
that is not an abstract review of sims 4, that happens a lot. though last time my sim drowned, but most sims burn themselves.
I make my sims die by woohoo
@@JamesCharIes wait, that's a thing? how do you do that?
@@meetaverma8372 It can happen to elder sims if they overexert themselves. It can happen with exercise too.
I've played more than 150 hours of the sims (over two or three years, I do go outside sometimes) and I've never had a sim burn to death. To be fair I put the fire alarms in the houses whenever I remember tho
@@beep3242 oh yeah, I have a memory of that happening before
I saw a splitgate review with 500 hours, a positive rating and just: “my wife left me”, and like 100 people found it helpful
Makes sense, a lot of people say its addicting but I know tons more real life pubg/bgmi/free fire addicts
🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon do
also "2000 hours on record, not recommended"
@@AxxLAfriku don't drop out, things may change in high school
@@AxxLAfriku I know you're a bot but relatable
The only reason why I knew about the 2nd game’s Steam review was because gaming news outlets wouldn’t shut up about it for a week.
The only reason I knew it was because my sister had told me the day before.
I just guessed, it seemed like the sort of thing that it would have.
that seems like the sort of thing that would be added just as a media stunt, but then again rockstar seems to really like modeling animal balls
Told my friend about it and I get the response “REALLY? I MUST EXPERIMENT”
im convinced that at least several of the rockstar devs also make furry porn
"This game is like a priest and im the alter boy" actually made me correctly guess the game.
"The balls on your horse shrink during winter."
So this guy kept checking his horse's balls. Every season perhaps.
There were news articles on it
Who doesn't?
If you have a male horse in RDR2, it is necessary to check it’s balls.
@@joaqu7002 Agreed.
It's a toss up between this and MGSV's horse that shits on demand
As soon as he said “too many sex mods” I immediately said “skyrim”
Lmaooo same tho 😂 loverslab makes Skyrim
Same, I haven't even touched skyrim in years, and I have yet to play with mods... But it's
It is skyrim
Same....
I thought rimworld
Same but with sims 4 cause of wicked whims
There was a review for TF2 that was just, and I quote:
“Got to inject piss into people’s bloodstreams. 10/10 game.”
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i thought there was a tf2 one but it was fall guys.
Ah yes, the piss rifle.
1:47 I honestly thought that was a TF2 review then. Just reminded me of Pyro
Of to visit your mother
The Cuphead one is accurate it took me and my sister a WHOLE YEAR to beat it.
The No Man’s Sky one is probably about how the game made a comeback over the past few years, not in-game experience.
I thought it was Dark Souls tbh
@Joonatan Isoaho I mean the game sleeps with your wife, calls you it's bitch until you start loving it and building a friendship
@@pocketglove but it's you who make the effort of playing it
@@pocketglove yeah but dark souls doesn't love you back
Oh my gosh your right I was so confused because that makes literally no sense with the actual game
“I hate this game, do NOT buy it!”
hours played: 804.2
Dead by Daylight in a nutshell
@@maxlolbits2182 beat me to it
fuck ds
fuck spirit
fuck teabagging
fuck dbd
terrible game 0/10
*HeeHoo started playing dead by daylight*
thats every league of legends player ever
No, that's right, that's exactly how I would review Overwatch.
Original game intended was Ark: Survival Evolved, but these could work too.
my favorite review ever is one of Garry's mod saying "it's okay I guess" and thry guy had like 3000 hours
Most unfunny comment ever jesus
@@dynamine203 imagine shaming a guy for his sense of humor, not like your is better
@@goblinoide refer to my original reply
@@lolhuh6682 you must be zaWg1fied by culty marxy oyveyyy
YOOO THATS MEEEE
When I saw “your horse’s ball shrink in winter” or whatever the review said I had an instant neuron activation from my 400+ hours in that game
The best review I ever saw was a positive review that read:
"This game uses a lot of cpu in the background. I can't tell if it's mining crypto currency or if the Devs are just shit."
What game was this?
@@Ryan-jl9ii probably Halo Infinite
Or teardown idfk
Lmao
Might be 3d shooter chess but could be a lot of games
@@Ryan-jl9ii Unfortunately I saw it so long ago I can no longer remember. IIRC it was a fairly small game, not a AAA at the very least.
As a terraria cultist, yes I want to delete the file containing bats.
In Minecraft they do nothing they can push but not a lot
@@davidkinkade81 a lot of people asked
They have killed me bigilion times in skyblock map playthrough AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
@@davidkinkade81 I hate bats in minecraft almost as much because the sometimes get in my way
imagine its a .bat file
bat.bat
I only guessed Red Dead Redemption, Terraria, Cyberpunk, and Flight Simulator, but many of the games I understood after they were revealed.
I guessed alien isolation and DBD pretty easily
Is it weird that I have 40 hours on Terraria but never encountered bats?
@@YehudiNimol yeah
@@YehudiNimol how have u never been to hell or reached hard mode????? I only have 15 hrs and I have done all of that
@@jonaha6101 hey i mean that man could of gone to hell
That terraria review is so relatable lol, especially in master mode.
Also the portal 2 one was hilarious
That No Man's Sky one is legit the most accurate thing on earth.
@Abigail Pritchard Yeah for real! No Man's Sky is a blast now, especially with friends!
I enjoyed it at launch as well, if I’m being completely honest. That feeling of unfamiliarity with your surroundings, the rarity of items, the feeling of loneliness all put together gave me the greatest feeling of immersion I’ve ever experienced from a game in a long time. You just gotta give it some time ;)
Well I mean that’s why no mans sky isn’t set on earth
@@D4080K it isn't set anywhere!!!!!!! Except euclid maybe? That is the only common thing of all saves, you start in a galaxy called euclid,
@@corbettbalcaitis ik but it’s specifically set not on earth
I guessed the terraria one right. Frickin bats.
“those fucking bats…”
Same, the amount of times I've complained about the bats in that game was enough to know what game it was
as a terraria player i totally agree
The bats from terraria and the spiders from the binding of isaac need to team up and destroy the world
just... don't go underground???
My favourite review ever was on Team Fortress Classic. Someone in the reviews left a recipe for buttermilk cornbread. Tried it. It was pretty good
What's the recipe?
Just don't go teleporting that shit
@@badopinionssquid1735 I teleported bread.
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear fro
I love people who randomly ask / post stuff on platforms that have nothing to do with it.
On r/pornhubcomments, someone left the entire recipe for a lasagna.
A kid asked for help on his homework (and got the answer.)
That Portal 2 review is so underrated
Tbh if you've played the game it is not a weird review at all.
@@OmniversalInsect yeah its an amazing game its crazy to think it was made in 2011.
The best one I saw was for phasmophobia it said “game picked up the audio of my fart and I died” the person gave it a good review
Funniest shit I've seen all day
A ghost killed me right off the bat because it was my first time playing
@@Mel0nCake404
You mean "heard"?
skull emoji
One of the best Steam reviews is easily the Bioshock one from 2013:
“mario the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean. you have to plumb stuff. i dont really know what happens after that. i got scared”
Pretty much every review under 5D chess is also a good candidate
With 0.6 hours played.
I thought for SURE "this is what my parents did to get to school" was Getting Over It
Same
I thought it was Celeste, lol
I guessed the same thing
I tough One of the stalker games, and the monster and anomalies are all the difficulties they talk about.
Thought it was mirrors edge
(Negative review)
"I can stop whenever I want"
-Some random Rimworld player with 5300 hours.
When the guy said to put the S in front I was already trying to think of all the games starting with Hit- and it was obviously the first one lol
Yeah, that was the first thing that came to my mind too
I thought there was just a game called "Hit"
@@counterfeit1148 lol same
@@counterfeit1148 same. And I love the HiTMAN games… so I’m not sure how I didn’t get that one.
Same
from now on if I ever read steam reviews, when I see any censored four letter word i'm gonna replace it with twat
3:13
@AUSTIN SCOTT it's twat man now
i saw "horses", "sex" and "mods" and immediately guessed skyrim... and i take pride in that because i was right
Yes! I knew it. You had it... the mods
i dont even play skyrim and i guessed it. you litteraly cant list those three things in a sentence without talking about skyrim
I guessed Fallout: New Vegas. Probably would’ve guessed Skyrim if I hadn’t seen this video recently
th-cam.com/video/0lnM_SA6WL8/w-d-xo.html
Unless you're talking about the other meaning of "mods", I guess
I thought it was RimWorld at first xD
I knew the Red Dead one instantly just because of how detailed that game is.
1:06
"My son tragically died in a fire."
Everyone:
"Must be Sims."
yeah my brain went immediately to the sims 4
As someone who plays it for hours on end every single day, I can confirm this. Vivian died at my house and proceeded to possess my tiki bar
lol yea
I said Rimworld... :D
Rip my first colony that had a pyromaniac kid...
Yeah what else could it be?
"Everytime you go mining, a bat will knock you into lava." this was way too relatable and guessed terraria right after
It's literally Terraria in a nutshell.
Even better yet, when you go Hardmode the first time and you meet the Jungle Bats for the first time
The best feeling in terraria is going back and ending the population of something that was a problem early game with your new weapons
@@brickabang ikr I went to hunt for jungle bats with my zenith
Lol I've never played Terraria but I still guessed it lmao
*COBALT SHIELD*
Honestly the one that goes “this is exactly how my grandparents described how walking to school was for them back in the day,” fits perfectly for “Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy”
I thought it was mirrors edge
@@kjl3080 it is for mirrors edge, what I’m saying is it fits Getting Over It perfectly too
I WAS THINKING THAT TOO
That's not exactly walking though
@@theflaminglionhotlionfox2140 are you impling that old crackheads in pot without legs didn't exist in the old days!?
may i just say, your GLaDOS impression is really good
if you want more GLaDOS-esque matt check out his siri videos
When the 'fucking bats knocking you into lava' review came in, i immediately knew what the topic was about. It kind of perfectly describes terraria. The undergorund exploration part of it, at least
we all know the pain
@swag swagger master mode bats even worse with the feral bite debuff
random rock killing you
FUCK. HELLBATS.
First i thought mine craft has bats and lava so i thought mine craft but then i realised that bats dont attack you. but in Terraria...
"I accidentally installed a bunch of sex mods"
Me, half facepalming: Skyrim
just the same as me! so obvious
I instantly knew what game that was.
Accidentally
Yes, i’ve never played skyrim, but the internet is a dark place where unsensitized bullshit is said all the time
I guessed it was skyrim because they said horse and town
i know nothing about skyrim
Comment: "Put the letter S in front of this game"
My brain: Hitmans
My brain: Sitman
@@Dead4911 i somehow managed to guess it
My brain: Hitsman
Shitman
@@Dead4911 Unlike you I want an explanation on something else...
Why Wtf doesn’t he like Hitman?
I KNEW it was alien isolation
Still playing it and still internally weeping
The fact that I got the skyrim one right scares me.
Same, but to be honest literally what other game could you guess? I feel like Skyrim is the only answer to a review like that.
@@eddiemate good question
Same
@@eddiemate I thought Sims 3. Don't ask how I know that.
I got it right the moment i heard “sex mod”
The best tf2 review I've ever seen:
"I threw jars of piss at the enemy"
10/10 124 hours
"I HAVE BEEN SHOWN WHO IS THE BOSS!"
spy 'round here
SPY!
Mine is "Guns. Hats. Insane German medics. What more could you ask for?"
@@silverflight01 IS THIS???? MON DIEU!!
“My son died tragically in a fire”
ah yes.. the sims
I thought it was the forest
@@CyberDab-t2d me too
I was ready to put my money on Crusader Kings :)
@@CyberDab-t2d well that never happens in the game
2:39 I may only have 4.7 hours in Fallout 4 but I recognized that one instantly lol
The funniest one I’ve seen was for Omori.
It went along the lines of: “This looks like a nice game for my 7 year old child.”
Dark, love it
that 7 y/o is either going to be completely and utterly traumatized or they're going to be inspired by the game and hang the reviewer
oh no. *oh no.*
@@maishishikusa1856 oh *_YES._*
Then they get to the SOMETHING IN THE DARK Fight and find out why the game is classified as horror.
Recommended:
*"You can contract Syphilis and get killed just by reading a book. Very realistic."*
- Darkest Dungeon
@@WellPreparedTreeFrog I was thinking of that lol
I remember some reviewer of the game said this:
"One of my characters somehow f**ing survived a blast from a big ass cannon, was left on 0 hp and barely escaped out of the level alive after being hit by the brigands shanking him, and being ambushed by 2 zombie dogs and a f**ing giant, and managed to barely survive along with the rest of the party. Then later another unrelated character died because some fish dude sliced him 2 times, both critically hitting for more than twice his HP. Otherwise, very amazing game, 8/10."
*inhale*
You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial, gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor...
You can also contract ANY disease from getting hit in the face with a skull
My favorite steam review was for ARK: Survival Evolved. A man made an Inn where he lured people in with the promise of free items and beds. He poisoned them or beat them into unconsciousness and locked them in the inn. Forcefeeding them more poison to keep them under. He found a group asleep outside and fed them to sharks, except for one. He left them alive in front of a sign saying something like "I fed all your friends to megalodons"
ngl I want to actually get this game now.
@@eveescastle5866 prepare to make some progress, then die to a raptor or a therizino. It will happen. That is, if you make it without being murdered in a PvP server or spawn trapped in a PvE one. Max-mutated dodo army is kinda sick though.
@@eveescastle5866 it is very fun. I either play it with my brothers or sometimes solo. On my solo the island map I have a breeding farm with over 50 dinos so I can import them in the obelisk to be used for other maps. I must always parkour through my dinos to get anywhere but it's worth it. Therzinosauruses aren't that hard to tame if you have the right gear for it. But prepare to die a 1000 times in the beginning. I recommend finding a calm spot build your base and then tame a few dinos to help you. Dilophosauruses are good early game tames and Pegastomaxes as well. For Pegastomaxes put berries in the last slot of your hotbar and let the dino steal it and BOOM tamed.
I also found the canadian version of ARK review:
"PEOPLE IN THIS GAME ARE TOO NICE! RAID ME OR SOMETHING!!! SERIOUSLY I LEFT MY DOOR OPEN OVER NIGHT FOR SOMEONE TO STEAL FROM ME, THEY LEFT ME SOME METAL AND LEFT ME A NOTE REMINDING ME TO CLOSE IT IN THE FUTURE."
I was playing PVE server, and dragging people that are off into the ocean, drowned them, and stole their items.
4:15 hey my friend gifted me that game!! I want to play it again but my laptop broke. Great game btw. Peaceful.
Spiritfarer is AMAZING
and the review is so accurate too 😭
For those who don’t know, the first cup head review is a reference to the “game journalist” dean takahashi, who took a full 10 minutes to beat the tutorial because he couldn’t figure out that you can dash in the air even though the game told him he could do that.
yah then a bunch of incel youtubers lost their minds about it because they thought he didn't like the game even though he reviewed it positively.
Edit autocorrect changed incel to intel. Also not all youtubers who reviewed Dean's run are incels, but a coupe are.
@@turnip8184 no, everyone got mad because a clearly unqualified person was being payed to play video games. He also went on to give doom eternal a negative review because it was “too hard”. His gameplay footage is laughable.
@@turnip8184 "intel youtubers"
That's not all, apparently a TH-camr (forgot his name) ask his 6 YEAR OLD son to do the tutorial and he finishes faster than Dean
@@turnip8184 How about not calling people you disagree with as incels, Dean Takahashi??
I saw a review once
"1000+ hours, great gameplay, breathtaking story, amazing characters"
It was Source Filmmaker
There’s probably a review on a story game somewhere talking about how easy it is to edit with it.
Fake review then
maybe he's talking about what he made in it
its a new update, source filmmaker story mode
Thats just narcissistic
My favorite steam review so far is for The Sims 4:
“Got to watch a skeleton in a maid outfit beat up my ghost roommate’s ghost ex girlfriend.”
It was a positive review.
I mean honestly, as much as chaos scares me, the most memorable moments in the Sims 4 are completely unexpected. One of my sims was about to get hit by a meteor, but then she was abducted by aliens. So for a few hours, she just had this "struck by meteors" action in her cue while she chilled on the alien ship. They put her back on the ground and instantly the meteor hit her. (Thankfully her husband was able to convince the Grim Reaper not to take her - Grim must have realized what kind of day she was having.)
Ah, so a normal Grim Reaper encounter.
completely unrelated but love the jayce? vi? whatever pfp, i really dont know what to call it. ji?
@vincent_aaah bookstreet?
@vincent_aaahviyce
"It's just a hole in the ground don't see what all the fuss is about" would of been an amazing review for Undertale
My favorite review of a game on Steam was for Battlefield 2042. It had a negative rating and simply said "I could have bought food."
could have said "i would rather pay to watch emoji movie"
I'd rather but nfts
I'd rather buy one of these useless tiktok gadgets
His review aged like milk lol
None of the replies to this comment are funny.😊
I instantly recognized RDR2. How can anyone not recognize the mighty horse balls
THE MIGHTY HORSE BALLS
I absolutely love how that sounds
I only recognized Cuphead
That game is HARDer than my _____ on Sundays
Massive balls.
Is that what all men only spend their time on, staring at horse balls in Red Dead Redemption II?
same, and i haven't even played it
"if you want a game that's like Minecraft but makes you want to contemplate suicide then this is the game for you"
A steam review of muck
Hello fellow milk-gang member
aaaaa let me like without break the 69 ;-;
That game has so many great reviews tbh.
Truth
@@nicolasmasingarbe8561 not funny
It's actually funnier than blind tests and more original, hope to see more to play with friends
"It's just a hole in the ground. Couldn't see what all the fuss is about."
Oh, I know this one! _Donut County,_ right?
My immediate thought as well :D (though I didn't remember the name to be completely honest lol)
ngl I thought undertale.
"I accidentally installed a bunch of se-"
Me: yep Skyrim
i dont know if a single one got that RE8 one , it doesnt make anysense
@@RED01SEA lady demitrescu gives the player a bkner, and everything else is scary and despair.
@@RED01SEA Big tall lady memes and the game itself. C'mon.
It just works
reminds me of the time when i turned the game into an interdimensonal sex simulator ( powered by a fucking necromancer)
I’m so good that I predicted “I sunk a bunch of german kids” on sea of thieves because that was the final blow for me and my friends to get the game
Thanks to Germany I ended up learning what happened to Davy Jones
Spiritfarer destroyed me. I completed 92% of the game, spiraled into depression, and haven’t played it since. Incredible game though, highly reccomend!
im at 50% rn and i cried twice already 😞
I've seen quite a few reviews on steam that basically read:
"I havn't played much, but so far so good."
They always have 1000+ hours.
In Hearts of Iron 4 there's a review that says:
Finally understood naval combat
+3000 hours
@@Miguel-wp4go unrealistic, takes way longer
That's EU4 for sure
Rimworld in a nutshell also
Noita
„Got the shit kicked out of me“
-sounds like a FromSoftware game, need a bit more info
„by two roosters“
-ah yes, Sekiro
To be fair it could also have been Zelda
@@lukasm3535 zelda aint on steam
@@lukasm3535 You need some hard skills to get Zelda on steam dawg otherwise you need an emulator
You could probably get some knockoff version on Steam
So real
I like how I've never actually played Fallout 4 but my first thought hearing that review was "That sounds awfully Bethesda.." and guessed Fallout 4 or 76.
I had the same thought process lol
I love how much of a glitchy mess all of their games are
I have played countless hours of Fallout 4 and honestly don't get many glitches. I get one or two once in a while but nothing major and nothing constant. I just knew Mama Murphy needs her comfy chair though lol
This one is quite funny, found on Fallout New Vegas:
Met a cute girl in the desert. My VATS said i'd had a 0% chance to hit that.
10/10, such realism
I only read an old lady with a drug addiction and I knew it was fallout 4
The commitment he has to the truck noises for American Truck Simulator. I want to have that level of dedication as a voice actor someday :O
I’m concerned for my mental health after guessing the Skyrim one instantaneously
"I''ve accidentally installed a bunch of sex mo-" *Skyrim*
Yeah I got that one quickly, and I hardly play Skyrim.
guessed the red dead redemption one immediately and i’ve never been in a darker place mentally
@@mnArqal93 I'm in the exact same situation, except I never played Skyrim at all
It is famous for sex mods so I also guessed it instantly
“Boring, borderline unplayable, 1 star, nothing like the previous games”
-4,500 hours on record
I've left at least one review like that, mostly cause some games require HEAVY modding to be enjoyable and the devs keep releasing patches that add nothing and break all your mods
definitely dota 2
Well one update is all it takes to ruin a game.
Rainbow six siege players be like:
This is literally me with destiny 2
my favorite review of a video game ever was, “my amount of hours on this game can never accurately describe the amount of pain it has caused me.” the game was OMORI. the user had nearly 1,000 hours on a game that takes 30 hours for a single run.
@@oddballjake229 he took a little too long at the hangout locations
@@-e_rin-8555 he spent a lot of time in white space (probably)
he was searching for a good game
@@coda56 What's wrong with Omori?
For some reason I always leave the game open I just don't feel like closing it for some reason and I end up with very long save files
The only reason I borrowed rdr2 from my friends brother was so I could send her a picture of horse balls, and now that I have the game, I have like 25 pictures of just horse balls
I’m disappointed in myself for getting Skyrim immediately
Same honestly, I don’t even play it, it’s just mod central
Too much MXR
As soon as it said 'sex mods', I knew. Other games have mods, but Skyrim gets the weird shit
To be fair I had guessed Skyrim a couple times before that. Like for the buggy chair
The only one I guessed without a thought.
And I'm relatively light on the stuff that's available on LoversLab.
Only SoS, OStim, OSex, OSA and ofcourse every female beauty mod that there is.
I feel bad that I knew the Skyrim one IMMEDIATELY.
Typical furry
Ok furry
My friend did it with argonians, and that's how I knew there were mods for that area
@@tydshiin5783 OMG, HAHAHAHAHA
who asked furry
_"Buy it. For science. You monster."_
If that isn't Portal 2 I don't know what is
My top 10 are in no order
151 rum
Working out
Hasta luego
Off the zoinkis
D/vision
Baptize
General
Never
Surround sounds
Westbrook
Honorable mentions to Tiiied Lauder skeege slick talk hot box and ballads
And my top features are on Denzel's sirens; Conway the machine's scatter brain; dreamville's down bad and wells Fargo
Also portal 2 is kinda ok I guess
@@TheMessiahOfThe99Percent terrariua gud
Portal 2 is the best 💪
The easiest one to guess, to be honest.
The pros being ‘honk’ immediately gave away untitled goose games. lol.
Him actually saying “air pressure sound” out loud every time instead of just putting in an audio clip of it was hilarious
well he could've made the sound with his mouth, but still when he reads the actual sentence its funny
I remember seeing an absolutely hilarious Omori review. It was negative and said something along the lines of
"Horrible game, all you do is walk around in a while room with a cat, tissue box, and a computer"
They were on the game for a few minutes.
I guess they were waiting for something to happen.
I found one from This War of Mine, saying:
It's like The Sims, except your sims are terminally ill, mortally wounded, morbidly depressed, and have to steal food from elderly to survive.
😂😂😂
It's like if someone played Ib, never getting past the introduction in the gallery without knowing you're supposed to interact with stuff.
Some people just don't know how games work lol.
I bet they didn’t even see the red hands
My favorites on steam were for doki doki literature club. They were all about the same, "the game is free, but therapy isn't" which is something you definitely need after playing the game
Oh, I recommended this game to a 12y that likes anime, fuck
@@TheMegaPlay2456 Im sure they'll be fine, I watched the game when I was 11
@@TheMegaPlay2456 It's honestly not that bad if you don't get triggered easily.
I think I found one ddlc review that simply says "You cannot escape."
*the review was right*
H a ppy tho ugh ts ha pp y t hou ghts
I actually got the answer correct for Untitled Goose Game because they described the game perfectly
This one is quite funny, found on Fallout New Vegas:
Met a cute girl in the desert. My VATS said i'd had a 0% chance to hit that.
10/10, such realism
LMAO that’s a good one 😂
Mine said 1%, so it was telling me there's a chance.
Relatable
I immideatly felt a trumendous guilt for recognizing Skyrim...
What other game could you ever guess with "I downloaded to many mods". I've never played the game and only ever seen one youtuber do a few meme runs
@@bgmarshall It's the sex mods specifically that gave it out.
@@bgmarshall Half Life 2, Quake, Orginal DOOM, Warcraft? Truly though, it's the "Sex" part that gives it away.
@@kimsonrobinson3171 or even Friday night funkin (it's popular for its mods) and/or Minecraft
@@bgmarshall the sims
The one review i found on Dark Souls 3 is funny for me:
Dark souls III : Door does not open from this side, is a fantastic casual RPG about trying to open doors, realising they do not open from this side, and then trying to find the right side to open the door.
There's also a fun mini game about trying to become the lord of cinder
10/10
the first ds game is all about a femboy using an illusion of a big titty milf to make immortal people burn themselves alive
Wait until he finds out about "door locked"
Wait till he finds out about walls
That's a max0r summary lvl there
When they said their balls shrink in the winter. I felt that
"Buy it. For science. You monster."
She then proceeded to throw Chell in the pit
At first I thought "portal" then saw portal 2 and was like. Well, ok but I'm not wrong though.
@@Annomano2205 the sentence passes in portal 2 though, it's an honest mistake
@@Annomano2205 i made the same mistake
@@kaankucuk4101 ahh I haven't played portal 2 in a while so thats why I didn't recognize it.
@@Annomano2205 I don’t know should I count it as right?
1:15 I play that game a ton, and as soon as I saw the words "bat" and "lava" I felt not only my own pain but the omnipresent pain of every player of that game (which I shall not name in order to avoid spoilers) and I believe that the others with the misfortune of comprehending my words felt the same agony at this timestamp
3:47 ahh, "sex mods", wonder what this one could be
That one and the horse balls shrinking were my instant guesses
I somehow didn't get it even though I have 5000+ hours on the game
Feral bite is a bitch too
After playing the game enough I've somewhat learned how to deal with them.
When there's lava near you in an open area, you either get out of the open or get away from the lava.
Otherwise you will immediately get Sparta kicked by a bat.
And honestly that's just a good tip for exploring in terraria in general. Stay out of the open. Pick your fights. It's downright necessary if you wanna play the game on Master mode.
as a 1500 hour player, i can indeed confirm the terraria review is 100% true.
Bats for me in any biome is tolerable except hell, Fuck those pieces of shit I already had a hard time building my bridge with those lava slimes
me: i can't wait to get cool new ores for cool weapons and armor in hardmode!
giant cave bats: imma end this man's whole career
That one was a given but it's so painfully accurate
-As a side-note, nice-