That one kid at school who lied all the time
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2021
- As referenced do send me any doodles of the hands from • Asking Omegle what thr... and I'll be happier than that time I did a full 360 degree rotation on the swingset. Loads of people saw me do it, but you wouldn't know them, as they go to a different school.
"No, no, it doesn't work on Tuesdays. She's at Yoga."
That checks out.
Lmaooo
Lmao
Presumably in the back of Pierre's General Store
@trequor
probably with that bich marnie, emily, and caroline
That fateful day when you find out that Bloody Mary was ACTUALLY at yoga.
"I have wooden knees" could be an actually good idiom for clumsiness.
yea!
Yes
Ikr lol
I concur
Omg I love this idea- definitely stealing it
I love the idea that PewDiePie is a shapeshifter but the only shape he shifts into is this random little kid going to, like, elementary school.
Seems like something he would do.
I used to tell people I was actually a Victorian ghost, I had a kid fully convinced that I wasn’t even enrolled at the school and was just a phantom haunting the premises
That's a good one lol
The fact that a kid lied about playing gta 6, has grown up
AND IS STILL NOT NOT PLAYING GTA 6
We gonna get GTA 5 on the PS10 if they don't change soon.
@@Randomguy-sn1yz no shit sherlock
@Beanie Demon pickels
@Beanie Demon The creator of Gta can be the one who said it
We are all being punished for his sins
When I was in 2nd grade during recess, I told a random kid that I could read minds. He seemed skeptical, so I said “you’re thinking that I can’t read minds” and his eyes got all wide
Not gonna lie that was kinda genious xd
That's Big Brain Time right there.
Lmao
ur a genius
Clever
A girl in my primary was a pathological liar (she genuinely couldn't stop and I think she's in therapy now). She "was" pregnant 6 times, when asked abt the baby she would always say it had died in various horrible ways or that it had been kidnapped, was a mermaid and could see peniwise in the trees at the bottom of the school field. We were 8
man she must be a bad mother
Omg I had a girl like that in my school. She was always pregnant!
That would be atleast 54 months= 4 and a half years 💀
Sounds to me like the kid had just learned what pregnancy was and got obsessed with the new thing she’d just learned.
Back when I was really young I had an online boyfriend (cringe) and he kept lying that things were happing to him (train ran him over, someone broke into his house, etc) and kept gaslighting me into thinking I was crazy for thinking he was a liar and went and got “depressed” when I did say he was lying
Eventually I found out he was cheating on me and then I warned the girl he was cheating on me with and she didn’t listen so she got cheated on too lmfao
the entire group was mentally ill
When I was a kid I had a best friend with a "Less than Privileged" life so to speak.
Poor kid would steal from our fridge because he had like no food at home, the kid was a twig, my parents never said anything and infact invited him over more often and always sent him off with leftovers.
But he never stole material things, and infact he would always beat up any of his much more bratty siblings any time he caught them stealing money or other things from our house and returned it to us right away.
I could tell he was probably trying super hard to impress us, one time I had found a page of lyrics he had scribbled up and he elaborated that it was a song he was working on.
They were just the lyrics to Avenged Sevenfold's "Nightmare".
I didn't say anything, I just kinda feigned a smile and let him have that. You could tell he was a genuinely good kid that the world just dealt him a junk hand.
Any idea how he's doing now?
Nintendo: *cocks gun* now, Aiden… just hand over the cards and nobody has to get hurt
*oh fr-*
AIDEN NO
this scares me
@@mrrandom2642 oh it should aiden. It really should.
Aiden, give him the cards this doesn’t need to be the end.
"Bowser-shaped ketchup dispenser" is such a specific lie and I need one now
the would be rad to own a bowser shaped ketchup dispenser
where would the ketchup dispense out of? wouldnt it work better with mayonnaise?
@@BBQLOVER65 i wonder where _from_
@@BBQLOVER65 Yeah i was wondering where from it would be kinda disgusting if it dispensed from the mount but if it dispensed from them other end... Well. Yeah.
pat his head and he vomits all over your fries
I had a friend in 3rd grade that told me her family had a ranch and many horses. We were both horse girls that lived In the city and was used to her lying about things to get attention so I didn't believe her for a second.
You can imagine how shocked i was a few years later when she invited me to visit the ranch with her family and it actually existed
yo my friend has a ranch too! his house is the prime one for sleepovers since we get to walk around and see the horses all day
@@knockoffspiderman6861how do we know *YOUR* not lying now 🤨🤨📸
@@Youraveragerandomvideos oh no… I’ve been caught!
@@knockoffspiderman6861 WE GOT EM BOYS WE GOT THE LIAR 📸📸📸📸📸
Horses?
I was really pale as a kid so some of the other kids in school used to make fun of me for being a vampire. I just decided to lean into it and scared everybody. And it got to the point where I had to be brought into the principal's office.
what exactly did you do to convince them
@redfoxlol101 we were 8 so it didn't take much convincing, mostly pretending to be thirsty for blood or making a big show of looking for garlic in my lunch and avoiding the sun.
hahahaha relatable. There's also the time in second grade where I convinced my friends I had been bitten by a spider and was going to become the next spiderman by climbing one of those metal lattice fences
@@ATM180 thats hilarious🤣
same here! i’m anemic and my autism forgets the way i explain it makes it sound like i have no blood. my best friend actually took to telling people i was a vampire with no blood and it just stuck. even my family says it 😭
“Yo can I see your transformer?”
“Sorry he’s shy” :(
*Understandable, have a nice day*
That one might be my favorite here tbh
Thats what I thought when I was younger and for years I believed my friend had a fake finger with wires on the inside
when I read that I was like "your car is bumble bee?"
This comment strangely reminded me of when I was a toddler I legit thought my toys were alive like in toy story but they were too shy to wanna be friends with me
@@Wulfjager Aww that sounds cute
I used to tell people I had a boyfriend but he "went to a different school"
The truth is he _did_ exist I just didn't realize that being friends with a boy didn't make him my boyfriend.
realized that these situations are possible, i have a girlfriend in different school because she moved, it would not be same because we are like 15, i think they understand that things happen
well you had a boy friend, which is different from boyfriend, so i guess it still counts? lol
You gotta love the English language
What’s funny is that I do have a boyfriend from another school ngl ppl didn’t h ded stand but I showed them ._.
I'm guilty of the whole "went to a different school" thing. This was in 3rd grade and my friend had made up a boyfriend and would tell me about all the things they apparently did together, so me wanting to also be cool also made one up. When she asked me for pictures of him I sent her some random pic of a kid our age from a magazine ...
Allow me to list all the lies I remember this kid told me all the way up to year 5.
1. She told me that phoenixes are real and that they were probably flying around right now.
2. She said that dinosaurs were still alive but only she could see them, and she and some other guy were the 'scouts' in charge of keeping people safe from them. She told several others about this as well, and we all got promoted to scouts too. I remember that she gaslit me about that so hard that I started hallucinating dinosaurs whenever she said there was one nearby.
3. She said that she had the ability to see ghosts. The good ones have blue outlines and the bad ones have red outlines. We were on her trampoline once and she told me that we were surrounded by them.
4. She said that she could see these colourful orbs and when she touched them she would gain speed. Kinda reminds me about a certain roblox game, I wonder if that's where she got it from.
5. When we were at an indoor pool one time she told me that she had an invisible device that could track paranormal enemies, which led to us being "chased" around by an invisible Pennywise and we had to keep hiding in different places every minute or else he'd kill us. Pretty sure she added in Slenderman and Samara at one point too.
6. She told me her mother was actually an alien.
7. She would tell me about evil creatures that were out to kill us. If the moon was red, that meant that the 'red-eyed dog' and the 'green-eyed cat' were out to get us.
8. Do y'all know those short horror films called 'Don't look away' that you can find on youtube, and I think they were pretty popular like 10 or something years ago? Yeah, she told me that she was the girl in the video.
9. Idk if anyone else knows about this creepypasta, but there's this thing called 'Momo' that's like some weird mask of a really fucked up looking humanoid thing. According to this girl, Momo was real and she was the one who created it. It even had some whole song, I remember the whole thing.
10. She told me she had a boyfriend, which doesn't seem all that weird but the thing is she told me that they were both from a whole other universe where all her imaginary friends came to life, and she could create portals between worlds. Also, in that universe she was actually 24 years old and pregnant.
💀
Honestly, this seems less like lying and more like intensely imaginative games.
I had a friend who would say crazy stuff like this all the time, too
thats a facebook mom right there
When I was in first grade there was a girl who claimed that she had a friend that was a demon. I was fascinated by how convinced she was. The lie slowly evolved to a small cult of seven year olds who gathered at recess to commune with the demon "Vicious". I wonder what she's doing now.
sounds similar to what I did as a kid
This kid managed to convince the entire grade that his father owned “Jurassic Park, but it isn’t actually it, totally different, a very different island with dinosaurs”.
Dinotopia?
As a massive dino enthusiast since a very young age; I can agree that I also may have done this
Chicken farm?
A kid told me his uncle has a glow in the dark cat… I’m in highschool
@@warduxe Oo?o?
The story about the kid that beat up Tom Hanks, who then proceeded to shoot said kid with a shotgun, was by far the best one. That's pretty creative.
i haven't started the video so this is completely out of context
@@akuma4321 does context help in this scenario?
I thought the Bloody Mary one was the best just because of the punchline, I'm still giggling about it
Nah, I say “I have wooden knees” takes the cake
@@Nat_the_Chicken everybody needs some off time, even bloody mary
I work with someone who still does this even though she's well into her 30's. The list of BS she's spouted is endless, but my favorite one is:
"I don't really need this job, because there's a guy who wants to marry me. He's the son of Japan's ambassador to the United States, he's a Yakuza in hiding (so you can't meet him) and he's sitting on a literal ton of money. I'm only here because I like my job."
Our jobs are in retail.
She's probably a pathological liar
That sounds like a scam
I knew this one girl who told us that her mom was a famous chocolatier and could make any chocolate we could think of. We were all naïve, considering this was in 5th grade and begged her to ask her mom to make us different candies, basically just gingerbread houses, but candy instead of gingerbread, or lollipops the size of our school books. The funny part is that she always agreed and one day, she got us a box of chocolates. All those chocolates were purchased, but it was a win for us.
As good as the "Bowser-shaped ketchup dispenser" is, my favorite is still the "Bloody Mary does Yoga on Tuesdays" one.
Lol
my fav was the "my uncle is alegic to oxygen" ond
These titles are really strange out of context
@@hidinginyourcloset They all sound like they could be modern creepypastas lol
Yea I would love a Bowser ketchup dispenser lol
I still remember the guy who in kindergarten told me “I’m secretly a vampire and I was adopted from Australia don’t tell anyone it’s a secret” and then proceeded to individually pull every other student aside to say the same thing
Ah yes, secrets you tell everyone.
As an Australian I can confirm there is a severe vampire problem here
Oh gosh, I hate those damn Australian vampire
@@husdyfusdy how’s it like?
Yeah, read the C-SPAN article about it
i used to tell people I was an airbender.
when asked to prove it id do some hand movements and hope to god the wind liked me.
*it did, I genuinely made people believe I was an airbender*
me doing the exact same thing
Some kid in my primary school was adamant on telling us he fought a kangaroo, and won.
Someone once told me that they had tectonic plates implanted into their feet so that they could run at light speed
He never even gave a reason why he didn’t run at light speed
@@aidyfrog1347 he didn’t want to hurt you with his tectonic shoes
Tectonic plates lmao 🤣😆
What is he the size of a continent anyway?
@@abyssstrider2547 They tend to be more or less continent-sized
"But he couldn't show me because it would use up too much of his energy and he'd be out of school for days." I feel that. That's a legit excuse as an adult 😂
Lol
Truly ahead of his time
In 7th grade, there were four lunch periods: A, B, C, and D. The lunch period you have depends on your 3rd/4th period class (we alternate between odd- and even-numbered periods, in which we call orange and blue days respectively. There's 8 in total, not including special periods).
One kid I met tried to convince me he had E lunch, and another, Z lunch.
This isn't a kid at school, it's my brother, but he tried to convince me that he could "read minds". And if he was wrong, he would say that "you were thinking of it without knowing".
He's one of the most trustworthy people in my family.
A family of con artists?
I used to know Spider Man. Or, well, his alter ego. He could shoot webs out of his hands but he just couldn’t show me
wow who was it
I can shoot webs too. Just not out of my hands. No lie.
@@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf then out of where?
@@theairisamagician830 I can’t show you marvel would arrest me.
@@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf oh
Plot twist: half of these people ARE the kids that lied in school, and they're lying about everything in their post.
This comment wins
@@imnotemoipromise7561 the least replies for a comment with 200 likes?
@@yesmescootwosinakc5861 we should change that.
@@skippyskip9177 facts, this comment needs more attention
don’t know how they remember shit from elementary
I had a friend in Kindergarten and we were obsessed with Dinosaurs. So naturally he told me about all the fossils he found in his garden when he was searching for them. He even showed me when I was visiting.
Thinking about it now, those were cheap props and souvenirs from museums.
I have kind of a reverse story.
I knew this kid that would say absolutely crazy stuff: he drank his brothers blood, his mom let him have sex with a girl all day at his house, his brothers were nazi skin heads, etc. There was one story he told, which I also wrote off at the time, that I was independently able to confirm more than ten years later.
He claimed that the members of his family were satanists, as was he, and that they attended "church" at an abandoned brewery. He embellished it with little details here and there and that was the end of it.
Ten years later I started a new job and one of my coworkers was a satanist. We talked about it a bit, and without prompt, she mentioned that she and her family attended services at a brewery. My mind was blown. This isn't information that was widely known in the area, and this lady was not one to lie. It makes me wonder how much of the other stuff that the kid told me might have had a sniff of truth to it.
The phrase "bowser shaped ketchup dispenser" was definitely the wrong time to be in the process of drinking water.
March 11th 2011 japan all over again lmao
I kinda want one.
Its raining
Also choked on my pretzels.
everyone be "transformer this" or "famous person that" but Luca flying in with the concept of 8
Before Luca existed, it was just
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9
Everyone knows that
Yes
Were 18,28,38 etc numbers before or after 8 was discovered by our saviour Luca
My name being Luca scared me when I saw this
@@Astreon123 you invented the number 8
this one kid in my class named shay always used to lie about being Korean and being born n Korea. one time I finally had enough of it. When we were in my lesson talking about Korean culture she raised her hand saying “ooh! Mrs. Leupen! I’m Korean” without thinking, I called out “say something in Korean” and she was speechless. the whole class was silent for like 2 minutes with eyes on her. So quiet you can hear a pin drop. Finally, Shay said “we’ll uhm.. I don’t know anything in Korean yet…” like cmon Shay, if you were born in Korea you should at least know how to say hi. After that Shay mostly stayed quiet at school and didn’t put her hand up for anything. Personally I feel bad-
im pakistani but i was born here so i don't actually know any punjabi, except for salem a lekum, which of course made my entire year eight maths class think i was lying.
@@completelystupid_10 at least you know *something*, better than this guy's case
@@denjidenji9162 fair enough
@@denjidenji9162 is this what you're basing your whole belief that she's lying on? her not knowing the language? if so, you suck. being born somewhere doesn't mean you grew up there or know the language. many people adopt babies from south korea who grow up in other countries with no memory of where they were born, but every right to talk about their heritage despite the constant presumtions and harassment from logic like this.
tbf i'm korean-american but i can barely speak korean, btw i'm a linguistics student
I was actually friends with that kid. He was a nice guy, but boy were his stories crazy. Appearantly, at age 6, he could drive a full sized tractor. And that time he had a cast on his leg? Yeah, appearantly he was chopping wood when he dropped an axe on his foot. His dad is appearantly also italian, despite having a name that is about as northern Germany as names get.
Though, to his defense, in the unlikely scenario that anyone recognizes him, he really did see a tank driving past him on his way home from school one time, i was there.
I'm convinced all these "my dad works at Nintendo" kids fused together and grew up to become Elon Musk.
"I founded Tesla, don't look it up on Wikipedia."
💀💀💀
@@ctdaniels7049 💀💀💀
@@zaidlacksalastname4905 💀💀💀
this comment feels like one of those drunk epiphanies
plot twist: these aren’t lies and we should be very, very scared
How many likes? Wasn’t me, just mentioning
True plot twist: they all have ADHD
@@shadowanderson2004 As someone with ADHD
You're goddamn right.
@@Mexikirb I do aswell
Uhh the gta 6......
When I was in 3rd Grade, my parents got me a cat that was very cuddly and playful.
I used to lie a lot and say she doesn't like much people, so that whoever asks to pets her feels special.
In my art class, there was this one boy who tried to convince us that he was a time traveler and that he was one of the songwriters of You Spin Me Round. He also said that the song played when the Titanic sank. The song didn’t even exist back then.
“My girlfriend is a supermodel with millions of dollars!”
“Wow, can I meet her?”
“She goes to a different school”
my enemys girlfriend lives in ireland. everyone knew he didnt have one but still proved it in a group chat out of spite
i knew a kid who claimed that and said she took him hunting rhinos in africa and that he personally killed a rhino and a lion and had them mounted in his room. Also he totally had a lamborghini. some kids have all the luck.
Lol I've heard that lie format before 😂
in canada!!
@Ew I stepped in disrespectful opinions Off topic but I'm loving your pfp and name, 😂
"he turned into a cheetah and chased away girls so he could do more science"
What a sigma male, never letting girls get in the way of his grind
#cheetahgrindset
where yellow banana
One of my friends in primary school told us all that she was a vampire and actually offered to turn us into vampires too. I can’t perfectly remember but I think that she actually did bite someone!
A girl in my second grade class tried to convince everyone that her dad had been the scientist who originally discovered the kangaroo rat, and was currently running experiments to turn them all pink.
"I can body swap with anyone"
"Dont worry I wouldn't do it to you"
*_oh my god_*
@HUMPTY I know its such a good insult
*apply cold water to the burned area*
wtf these kids pulling off smoother insults than me 😭
Aaaahhhhh, i don't know... The way he voiced it sounded more like the girl cared about the person and didn't want to scare them. Maybe a possible crush?
that was personal
"My uncle is allergic to oxygen"
Oh, he must've forgot to say his uncle passed away then
I see you everywhere
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Tbh i just thought it meant that their uncle had asthma
@Alex H. you heard it here first, folks. the king has passed the law, we must abide.
You? Here?
I had a friend who told us his dad invented “fake fat” and he was just trying it out. He still owes me a million dollars too.
This kid named Treycen convinced me that he could hack into anyone's Minecraft world without them knowing and could "shapeshift" in a Minecraft villager and he could commuticate with Spongebob BUT ONLY on Monday at EXACTLY 1:40 am.
I still hang out with this buffoon to this day.
Say hi to that king
@@zaidlacksalastname4905 He said lock ur doors.
"No No she doesn't work on Tuesdays, she's at yoga." That fucking killed me!!!
Finally, someone acknowledges this!
EXACTLY 😂
It’s fucking genius. It implies that the kid not only summoned Mary once in the past, but did it enough times that they had discussions on when and why she wouldn’t be available to haunt him.
@@turnerthekilledgamer6995 😂 😂 😂
why the heck did i misread yoga as yoda
I know a kid who said he *didn't* get married to a very high profile senator from Naboo and also said that he *didn't* murder an unarmed Sith Lord. Suffice to say, he was lying on both counts.
And let me guess he didn't believe you had the high ground!
General kenobi
Can I go tell that ani to get her gun?
_General Kenobi_
@@luizasabbaga592 you have a stroke?
I used to be this kid. Less out of malicious deception or an attempt to be seen as cool and more because I just liked telling stories and didn’t realize this was not an appropriate outlet. Interestingly enough in fifth grade I started dating (to the degree that fifth graders really date) a guy who would also claim all sorts of outrageous things to impress me like that he owned a giant shark and a mansion.
There was this guy in our class (he was pretty cool and a good friend, sadly went to another city in 2021), he for some reason told tons of lies, but like, not to make him look cool or smth, for example: there was a time he lied a character I saw in my dream was actually from a game he played, like, what the hell does he even gain by saying this? But the worst of them all was when he said a drawing he made came to life and, I quote: "Cut himself off the paper with scissors" and that he was murdering people around the country, the most notable of his victims being a TH-camr who supposedly recorded him before dying (with my friend happening to find the video...). At one point he told us that Demaker (the name of the entity) was going to kill us all and teached us how to defend ourselves and etc. Me and my friends were believing everything (to the point we were having a collective delirium about it), so when he got to the whole "yeah he's gonna kill us all lol" I actually cried in class... To make things worse, when I left swimming class, I could swear I saw a pitch black person going behind a bush on all 4s, didn't sleep well that night...
The weirdest thing I have ever heard someone lie about was how, and I quote
_"The entire country of Sweden almost collapsed because of the great snail disaster of 1978"_
its true
source: I was the snail
@@ihatemirrors1216 _ᏚNᎪᏆᏞ ᎪᎢᎢᎪᏟᏦ_
This made me laugh out loud holy shit! 😂😂😂
its true, i was in Sweden in 1978
That sounds like a joke that a cartoon would make.
The improvisational skill of some of these kids is impressive. Bloody marry having yoga on Tuesday is comedic genius in an improve routine
yes
fr, i had a kid tell me he fought bloody mary off with a fork he found on his bedside table
I still giggle every time I remember my friend telling me that bloody mary will give me anything I want. "She'll give you an Xbox." "I already have an Xbox." "Then she'll give you a PlayStation." XD OMG LOL.
He also said that you can get movie tickets by getting maximum prestige in COD. (This was in 2009) I believed this until high school. But tbh, now that Buffcoin is a thing, its not as farfetched as I first thought.
You are not human
I had a friend in school that told lies all the time like, "I wrestled a bear on the way to school today" and "I have superpowers and I can teleport and shapeshift into anything I want." He also said he was venom. He said all that in one day.
We had a guy in college who was notorious amongst our friend group for lying, he said stuff like being the owner of an AI company that was being bought by google, having a friend who is a war photographer that lost a leg, being friends and colaborating with super big Dead By Daylight streamers (of wich he never named), among others.
He also used to brag about being a super programer that created super complex AIs, yet he was going to a free college, failed every programing class and left the course.
I had one named Carter.
He claimed his room was a giant fidget spinner, amongst other things.
My best friend in 3rd grade was known as a notorious liar. I never believed her but I always said I did because I didn't want to fight with her. Once she tried to convince me that she tricked an NFL player into thinking she was 21 and that they were going to get married in a Raley's grocery store in Hawaii. Gotta give her points for creativity.
Lol what
Hawaii seems to be a reoccurring theme in these stories
why Raleys? I work at a Raleys and it sucks
@@Callisto8233 I vaguely remember her being obsessed with going to Raleys. I'm pretty sure her family shopped there and she claimed everything there was "organic and healthy". No idea how true that is lol
I live in Hawaii and I have no idea what a Raley's grocery store is
Bro there was this kid named Samson and since he was Chinese he literally gave me the middle finger and said “it’s how we say thank you in Chinese”
This one absolutely sent me
Does he know any other languages?
*WHEEZE*
smash cut to the op going around flipping off adults and saying "thank you!"
This is the best story so far, lol
Starting a few years ago, my friend that I’ve known since first school has been trying to convince me that his dad is actually his step dad, and that his real dad is David Tenant, but this same friend always talks about his Welsh heritage …that David Tenant doesn’t have.
We’re also both 16.
There is a thin line between “trying to be cool in front of classmates” and serious psychological issues
Lolllllll
My girlfriends an elementary school teacher and says that basically every kid makes up unbelievable stuff to look cool infront of their friends. It’s normal for young kids to do when they’re trying to make friends early on, it starts to become concerning once they reach middle school tho.
@@tankinator451 When I was in elementary I told everyone my older sibling was the first ever person to discover the Google dinosaur game because I actually genuinely believed that they were.
@@oioioioioi994 well that one is true, though
@@tankinator451 I met two persons who would repeatedly make such unbelievable claims well into adulthood. Strange thing is that they seemed to convince themselves too. For instance, in both cases, they claimed that in high school they were selected for country-level top teams in a given sport; I would expect a "normal" liar to carefully avoid situations that would expose him, but in both cases they easily accepted to join coworkers or friends in a sports outing and it was then painfully clear they were rank beginners. Those are two different cases who didn't know each other, I met them years apart on different continents, yet they had exactly the same behavior.
"He used his watch to turn into a cheetah, so he could chase away girls and do more science."
What a chad. Endless respect for this kid.
The sigma grindset
I wouldn’t run away from him but admire him
( I like cheetahs that much )
@@omegavillain7425 grindset*
@@megatron8561 alright, fixed
Stay pure sigmas!
My friend in 2nd grade successfully convinced me that not only were witches real, but half the school staff had no toes.
The “my uncle is allergic to oxygen” is literally every My Story Animated video ever 4:53
your uncle is what
one time back in elementary, my friend told everyone on the bus that he was married to amy rose from sonic and had the children he had with her in his backpack
w h a t
ok
Ok
💀
the hell?????????
I really like the kid who "turned into a cheetah to chase away girls- so he could do more SCIENCE." What a chad.
Based Cheetah
big sigma male energy
struck me as cute
@@Crow_Bitch Woman moment
Sigma rule: Always remember women are just scientific experiments
I once had a classmate named Jilian, and she said that she fell off a cliff and almost cried, and also said she had 3 lamborghinis that she bought and claimed he could drive them. (This was in 5th grade)😅😅
i'm very late but this story is too good. I had a friend when I was about 8 years old who would constantly lie about all kinds of stuff. It was the usual stuff like saying he had a real lightsaber and a batmobile, and that his dad was some kind of secret agent. Years later when I was about 14 years old I met him again at a bus stop. In those short 5 minutes of talking to him he told me Adolf Hitler was his dads uncle.
To be fair, that kid who claimed his grandfather invented Lego bricks was probably telling the truth. There's quite a complicated history behind the LEGO brick patent.
That's what I was thinking as well.
I’m pretty sure the OG founder is long dead
@@echothefreak9396 😂
@@echothefreak9396 And his granddad is not?
Lego is from 1932 so I don't think that his grandfather invented lego- unless it was like his great great great grandfather
A boy in my preschool claimed that he lived in a gingerbread house, as in the house and all the furniture were gingerbread. He said that every morning, he woke up and licked his frosting blanket off himself. I think about him sometimes.
This is... oddly horrifying
My friend once told me in robotics class that he owned the biggest Minecraft server, and he didn't even know how to run one, let alone the biggest one in the world.
One time I told my entire family that my sister and I had teleported into a lava castle and my sisters head fell off in the lava, and it was back on that day because I grabbed it quickly before it burned and sewed it back on. From about the time I was 3 to about the age of 11 I was the MASTER of tall tales, since my imagination was so odd, likely due to my undiagnosed ocd/adhd at the time.
Oh yeah, also the time that I told people I had a zip line that went all the way around my house.
so some kid (i don’t know who) somehow managed to start a huge rumor (i mean _huge_ - the entire grade believed this) that these two teachers were both vampires. the teachers would play along too, they’d take a break to “drink blood” and then take a sip from their water bottle and everyone would freak out. people also said that they weren’t only vampires, but vampires in love. one of them literally had a wife.
honestly that's adorable
@@itzyyy6875 ok
@@itzyyy6875 nah its kinda adorable
@@ethan7252 not really tho
@@32cq ye it is
I knew a girl in high school who said she had a rare condition that gave her heart attacks. She would frequently fake heart attacks before tests. She'd come back and claim that they had to defibrillate her to bring her back to life, and that because of her, the school nurse kept a defibrillator on hand all the time.
The same girl, a few years prior in middle school, claimed to have a real vampire boyfriend. He was going to change her on her 16th birthday. She also said that she sang a private opera concert for the obamas, and that she spoke fluent japanese.
One of her most frequent claims was that she had written a book that would be published soon. She saw me doodling in French class and offered to pay me 5 dollars to draw her "a sexy native american man with wings carrying a girl with short dark hair," and I did, and she took it and said "I'll send this to my publisher. This will be the cover of my book when it comes out." It was my first art commission. I guess I should have drawn up a contract to get a piece of those royalties or something. The book never came out but I did get a candy bar with the money.
a goddamn candy bar???!? real good buissness my dude
😋
Sounds like some mental illness. Hope she got proper help. Too many people ignore issues like that.
Stonks
Lmfao
A kid named oliver bragged his parents salary was 400k, but then he bounced from the amount so much that he was a living thermometer
I lied to a kid in 5th grade and told him my dad made the Garfield comics.
When I was in kindergarten, a boy in my class said he donated a kidney to his dad. This made sense when I learned about organ transplants and how people only need one kidney to live. Then later in life I realized child-sized organs don’t transplant well into adults. Well played, Craig, you had me convinced for a full decade.
Its crazy how that sole fact wouldve saved you 10 years of thinking that that boy was a hero
LMAO
craig
I am the 1000th like
@@clumsycare2093 Never thought my comment would hit 1k. Thanks!
“No no, it doesn’t work on Tuesdays, *she’s at yoga”* had me dying.
Out of all things... FREAKING YOGA.
Nice improvisation from that kid
@@charlimander5683 "she's at phub"
@@charlimander5683 tryin to get her mind off killing kids
Why yoga💀💀💀
In sixth grade we had something called learning buddies, were we would just hang out with kindergarteners, my buddy said that she could cut out dresses from paper and glue them together (she said it in a way where she made it sound like the dresses magically transformed into fabric), she also said that she had 30 dogs.
MY SCHOOL ALSO DID THIS!!! we literally met with them like once tho
1:30 holy shit that might have been me
In 1st grade, there was this one kid who would say “I’m moving” all the time. He would come back the next day saying “oh, I’m not _____, I’m his twin brother!” A few years later he said he was moving again. No one believed him. He didn’t come back the next day.
Uh oh…
So you're telling me not only that there were 3 identical triplets, but that one of them was invisible as well?!
lol and no one questioned why they didn't live in the same house?
When I was in second grade one of my friends got mad at me and my other friend and said his dad was shipping him off to a school in China because me and my friend were being “too mean” to him.
thats me, i am that kid
A kid at a summer camp I was in claimed she was a goddess but couldn’t turn into her goddess form because it would kill all of us.
Someone has been reading too much Percy Jackson lol
i'd gladly buy into that one, please, do kill me o goddess
@@AD_RC 9 year old goddess lmao
Percy Jackson reference
One of my elementary school friends told me she was secretly a mermaid, but couldn’t turn into her mermaid form because she becomes an adult mermaid that doesn’t have a bra on. Kids are weird.
There was a friend of mine who was convinced that the US had one big battery that ran all the electricity for the country in Independence, Missouri, and that all the power plants fed into it.
I just remembered when my best friend tried to convince me that he could control wind back in like 4th grade. I half-believed him, but later didn’t because that was absurd, but I didn’t tell him because he got very defensive everytime I didn’t agree with him
i had an edgelord friend that “spoke to a demon ghost boy named zan that was the spirit of a kid who committed *cough cough ahem* sudoku in the bathroom at school.” apparently he had red hair and heterochromatic eyes. i hate edgelord liars, and i got so pissed that i made up my own spooky demon OC and tried to one-up her. this continued for a year and a half.
I do sudoku in the can all the time. if I had known i was creating ghosts i would just use the phone like a normal person.
The only thing that can beat an edgelord is another edgeLord
I want to commit sudoku
.*click* this one's goin in the books
NGL he sounds fun to talk to, even in an ironic sense
I once had a girl in *6th grade* who was absolutely convinced that her plastic ‘Sofia The First’ amulet allowed her to speak to animals. She was having a full-on conversation with some pigeons, who apparently told her that “she was secretly a princess”. Never talked to her again after that one...
in sixth grade I had this one girl who tried to convice us she was a vampire from the Twilight series. Had a similar group of girls in 2nd grade as well who also said they were vampires.
@@VOiDED50120 Yeah, it's okay in second grade but when you get to sixth its a bit concerning. Kid your gonna be like 12 this year why are you still trying to convince people of this
geez sounds like the placebo effect. She thought the amulet would work so it did
This coming from the girl who thinks she's
Billie Eilish, lol.
@@retrorapture4079 nope, just a fan 😭👍
I feel this is needed: I was in kindergarten in the Jojo Siwa craze. This girl who was the most obsessed out of all of us said, "Yea Jojo is picking me up dressed as my grandma and taking me to California to sing with her." Obviously, I believed her bc there is so plot holes there and I told her I was going to watch it. SHE HAS THE AUDACITY TO SAY, "oh (dramatic sigh), its only streamed in California, so...". I brought this up six years later in middle school and she doesn't remember this.
This isn't so much a story about a liar as much as it is about a crazy student. I was one of eight students in my eighth-grade class. It was a small poor private school that was K through 8. One time, this girl in my class compared how exited I got after being handed back an assignment that I'd done particularly well on to an expression her dog made or something. I don't remember exactly how it went; it was years ago. Anyway, about a week later, I found a note in my locker saying that her dog was better than me. When I decided to openly confront her about it, she fully admitted to having put it there and even taunted me for not noticing the note for several days. The crazy part is that she was the head of the antibully club. I briefly considered bringing the note to the principle to try to get her into trouble, but I decided that it wasn't worth making a fuss over and just tore up the note and tossed it in the recycling bin. Had she done anything like that again, I probably would have tried to get her in trouble for it, but she never did.
Ours would never be "it" in tag because we "couldn't actually touch him" because there were "always a few atoms in between our hands and him"
@@Medahlian well he lied about random little stuff all the time but that was by far the most annoying thing he did because he insisted on playing every time
shit, beaten by particle physics
Touching is actually atoms interacting with each other
Start punching. Ask him if he can feel it.
@@yazidefirenze Yo, violence.
imagine if the one with the lego is actually real
like there is a kid out there, who's grandfather ACTUALLY invented lego, but no one will ever believe him
Except the kid would be rich and could share the same last name as their grandfather
Lego was invented by Ole Kirk Kristiansen, a Danish Carpenter. His grandson Kjeld Kirk Kristiansen now owns Lego.
@@rubberscuomo very unfortunate initials for his grandson's name lol
@@yeoldeseawitch oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I really feel bad for the nephews of all male nintendo employees
There was a girl in my class that said she was a wolf, then a unicorn, and a pony. Nobody believed her.
i had a friend in primary who lied to (and then convinced) me and my friend telling us we were dragons. he also said that his bedroom door had "lasers on it so you cant walk through, you haveto crawl" and then when I proceeded to walk through it, said that they were actually off. idk
grant kept saying he had a giant roller coaster in his backyard that he won for deadlifting 400lbs and he couldn’t show it because it was invisible and only his dad could make it show up
How... how does a kid even believe that?
@@revolutionstudios5052 Kids will believe anything
be careful, by saying grant you are either going to summon the entirety of the marauders side of the harry potter fandom, or a bunch of ace attorney fans who misread grant as gant.. i may or may not be both
that actually was true he's just one of Phineas and Ferb's friends
Should have asked him to dead lift 400 lbs....
My best friend from age 7-adulthood was an absolutely pathological liar and a wannabe kleptomaniac. NOBODY in our school liked her and I was the nice kid, so I took pity on her and was her friend. Since I was her only friend, she was kind of obsessed with me and was even jealous and possessive. Over the years, she told some pretty sad and horrifying lies. The older she got, the worse her lies did too. In 2nd grade, she told everyone she was born a mermaid and had to have surgery to normalize the bottom half of herself. In 3rd grade, she swore she was born with blue hair and that she was an alien princess. In 5th grade, she told everyone she had a full time job at this restaurant called The Sugar Shack. Nobody had ever heard of this place and when asked about it, she told everyone it was in the woods, hidden behind her house. In 6th grade, she started lying about the amount of food in her home, making it seem like her parents were so poor she had nothing and was starved, so she was always coming to my house and stuffing her face with anything and everything she could. This went on for years until I learned it had been a lie, after I finally went to her house. She had more food than I did!! In 7th grade, she told everyone she had lung cancer to get the attention of a boy she had a crush on. It magically went away a week later. In 8th grade, she lied and told everyone she had a cocaine addiction over the summer and beat it cold turkey. She also managed to keep it completely secret from her parents. In high school, she faked a slew of injuries in order to get the attention of crushes. This included many sprained ankles, twisted ankles, busted knees, pulled shoulders, etc. Anything for attention. She learned how to forge celebrity signatures. She even forged some to make them look like celebrities had written her, this included Weird Al, Sir Paul McCartney, several cast members from The Lord of the Rings. She damaged her own saxophone for sympathy one day in band. I got my first boyfriend and she ran out and told everyone that he was HER boyfriend, not mine. I was humiliated, so I broke up with the guy because I panicked. Every person that came along that wanted to be friends with me, she ran off, either with lies, jealousy, or by being annoying. She made up lies to get me to hate others. She told me so many people talked shit about me, where it actually turns out a lot of people wanted to hang with me back then, but they thought I was unapproachable because I always seemed angry or depressed. I was a lot back then. But I digress. She lost her virginity to 4 different guys. Only 1 out of the 4 even claims to have slept with her. She told people that Cheech and Chong personally taught her dad how to grow pot. I started getting into Wicca freshman year, so she told me she suddenly had fairies and gnomes living in the trees in her yard and that she just found out from her family history, that she was a witch. 🤦After high school, she sadly didn't get any better. Actually, she got worse. She got fired from jobs every other week because she was stealing out of the cash register. She got kicked out of university for stealing an envelope of money from her roommate. She had about 50 fake Facebook accounts, most of which she's either a barista or a fashion designer/student in the UK. She also copied one of my tattoos and ran out and got her nose pierced just because I was talking about piercing mine. She switched eye doctors, just so she could get the same glasses I had at the time. This bitch had no personality of her own, only the lies she adopts. She tried to copy/paste my personality and look multiple times throughout our friendship. She also tried plagiarizing artwork from a local artist to impress this local band she was OBSESSED with. She got busted by the artist and the band got rid of her. She tried plagiarizing MY poetry and passing it off as her own. When I confronted her about it, she had "no idea" how it got on her page. Her mother ran a gas station and she would steal cigarettes from her mom ALL THE TIME and let the employees take the fall for it. Several of them lost their jobs. There are a million more lies she told, just piddly shit, but there were big ones too that harmed a lot of people...including this one. She got knocked up by some drunk guy at a LARP, then she got an abortion. She told everyone she had an abortion because of ME!! She said that I couldn't be trusted because I was "judgmental" and that's why she had the abortion. Then she proceeds to tell me that person who got her pregnant was actually MY BROTHER. And that they had been secretly seeing each other for almost 6 months. And that I forced her to abort my future niece/nephew. Wait...........WHAT?! I wish I was making this shit up. I knew nothing about any of this shit until after she had already done it!! I was the last to know!! When I asked my brother, he said he had no idea what the fuck she was even talking about. And that she had been obsessively messaging him on Facebook for months, saying that she was having dreams about their "mermaid baby" and how "this tarot reading I got said we were soulmates and supposed to be together". And this mermaid showed up in her dreams and told her the name of their baby and all this other psycho shit. He showed me these messages. ALL of them. He never wrote her back. The messages went on for months. She just couldn't take the hint and finally had to come up with a lie to guilt us somehow. That was the end for me. I'm a freakishly patient person, like a goddamn saint, but I couldn't do it anymore after that. I decided that this might have been my childhood, but it wasn't going to be my adulthood. I mean, my parents got involved in that drama!! I blocked her on every single social media medium there is. She has no idea where I live, what my phone number is, or what my married name even is. I was hoping after high school she would have grown up, but sadly she hasn't. I have corrected every single person I have talked to about her since. Thankfully 99% of people are intelligent enough to know she's full of shit anyway. But good lord. I had to rebuild my entire social circle from the ground up since then because she burrowed her way into a few people's ears that were stupid enough to take her side over mine. Since then, I've made several amazing TRUE friends and I have married the love of my life, which I could have never done with her toxic attitude around me constantly, never letting me breathe. To this day, I've never met a human being so jealous and petty. That girl had some serious fucking issues. I went to her Facebook page last year just to peep for a sec, out of morbid curiosity. She hasn't changed. She's still a lying, attention whore. Ugly inside and out. She's just as cancerous as those stupid cigarettes she poses with because she thinks it's "cool looking." Grow up bitch. I'm just glad she never tried to peel off my skin and turn it into a suit because that's the vibe she gave off. Fucking psycho hose beast. I have no idea how I lasted so long as her friend in the first place. This summer will be 14 years since I've talked to her. It's been liberating and magical without her. An absolute 180 🧙🧙 Life is good now. --TLDR-Life is way too short for shitty friends!!
Jesus christ, this rabbit hold is so deep alice would be confused
Bro, the Sugar Shack is a bangin restaurant. I haven’t been in a few years, but if you’re ever around Sunset Beach, North Carolina, I would recommend checking it out!
Jesus fucking Christ, what the hell is wrong with that bitch?
Ok, holy shit.
First: I'm glad you're doing better. And I don't say this just as an internet rando. I have dealt with pretty horrible people myself, and I know how frustrating and difficult is to deal with lies told behind your back, by people you thought were your friends, and then have people you know and even appreciate suddenly hate you for apparently no reason... So, you have all my sympathy.
Second: BPD is one hell of a disease. Hope she gets help.
can you pay my hospital bills for my eye surgery please
I once convinced my friends I had a "dog simulator game", the next day my dad bought me wobble dogs just so I can show my friends
There was this kid at my high school (who was a junior by the way) that claimed they were possessed by the seven deadly sins and would switch between which one was currently possessing him like a DID faker. Worst part is he had a huge friend group of people who believed him and they were mostly freshmen.
A lot of this shit is actually extremely creative. Props to that girl with the “we’re both robots” story, that’s a premise for a decent dark fantasy novel right there. Also S-tier gaslighting if she had managed to sell it.
The girl convincing people they’re robots reminds me of DiMA from the Far Harbor DLC in Fallout 4. Goddamn synths.
gAsLigHting
fucking top tier screenplay idea
Nah its kinda stupid ngl
The robot one could be a good story
I mean, the ghost stabbing one could legitimately have been sleep paralysis.
Wow
And the lightcycle could be sort of done with lasers and a fog machine on a normal bike with a body kit.
poor kid who shat hhimself
Or schizophrenia
Maybe some of these kids are mentally ill not liars
N- waiit oh yea
i was so convinced that i was secretly the daughter of the queen elizabeth and told everyone in my kindergarten class i was royal.
I just lost a friend I had sense kindergarten and this made me feel better.
Once, a child in about 1st or 2nd Grade told me that in Five Nights at Freddy’s, he found a hack to exit the office, he used a hack to get weapons and whacked Freddy Fazbear’s head off with a baseball bat. Every time I see a fake FnaF image, I think of this child and his fictional bear-beheading exploits.
"bear-beheading exploits"
FNaF is literally just a bunch of JPGs wrapped around cylinders, how do you say something like that?
Also, when Security Breach comes out, can someone please mod it to let you obliterate the animatronics with a whiffle ball bat?
that just sounds like that one fnaf song