Worst. Christmas present. Ever.

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  • @infinitemausoleum721
    @infinitemausoleum721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6906

    I think we have three separate categories of bad gift givers here.
    "Passive aggressive", "Oblivious", and "Lazy"

    • @Kitty-mb4hy
      @Kitty-mb4hy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      Four. "Plain stupid" counts too.

    • @ravysaini127
      @ravysaini127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I barely got any presents as a kid and, THEY WEREN'T EVEN WRAPPED SO I KNEW WHAT IT WAS. MY OTHER CHRISTMAS GIFTS BACK THEN WERE RETURNED SINCE MY DAD SAID IT WAS TOO HARD FOR YOU.

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The beanie babies one is pretty good tho

    • @nightniro131
      @nightniro131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      ... I got my father a wooden stick and the letter E as a joke gift. Waiting for the reaction in a couple days. Its wrapped a good 100 times like how he does it lol

    • @whatsyouropiniononsawblades
      @whatsyouropiniononsawblades 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@nightniro131 perfection.

  • @HH-kn3fi
    @HH-kn3fi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12196

    One year for Christmas, I got entirely Justin Bieber themed EVERYTHING (socks, dolls, makeup, etc). The worst part? I didn't even know who Justin Bieber was at the time.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2459

      that’s actually kinda creepy. just getting an assortment of items, all adorned with the face of an unknown man

    • @hye2354
      @hye2354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +932

      Justin Bieber? Man, that's torture

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +527

      @@hye2354 I take it you weren't a prepubescent girl in the late 2000s. Almost every girl had a crush on him. Sorry if that sounds rude but I'm not lying and I like being blunt sometimes.

    • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
      @udfdsfrgfdrgfd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      @@roxassora2706 i can confirm this. my sister was obsessed with him for less than a month and then suddenly fucking hated him out of nowhere

    • @froglover4203
      @froglover4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      @@udfdsfrgfdrgfd Damn. My sister was really into 1D at some point.

  • @sumweirdo1285
    @sumweirdo1285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3516

    The worst gift I've ever received?
    The half used, OPENED bottle of bubble bath that was (very clearly) swiftly wrapped, as if I wouldn't notice the bloody difference. That's probably the worst.

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      That sounds like something a five-year-old would do on their own to participate in gift giving, lol

    • @sumweirdo1285
      @sumweirdo1285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      @@kendra_t If it were a lil kid, I'd be so endeared.
      Unfortunately, it was a woman in her late 40s.

    • @OhWellHereGoesMyLife
      @OhWellHereGoesMyLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@sumweirdo1285 well that went from 0 to 100 real quick

    • @hawktalon7890
      @hawktalon7890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ahh, do we have the same family then? The one year I got an open, half-used stack of generic brand paper plates.

    • @skeebomcjeebo7721
      @skeebomcjeebo7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oooo! I'd still use it. I love bubble baths 😳😳

  • @chelseawhite7117
    @chelseawhite7117 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    I’ll preface this by saying my family really likes “practical gifts” and toiletries are a staple of our Christmas trees. But one year between my mom and my nana, I got three sticks of deodorant. By #3 I was like “okay okay I get the message!”

    • @gabbav1019
      @gabbav1019 ปีที่แล้ว

      What an amazing amazing Christmas, getting told by your entire family that you stink.

    • @latias6745
      @latias6745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      The most I got were 6 differents deodorants, didn't buy any more in months so they came in really useful.

    • @mar35962
      @mar35962 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      if i recieved deodorants I'll be more than happy cuz they're really expensive here

    • @IndiBrony
      @IndiBrony 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@latias6745 The same happens with me with aftershave. Everyone knows I wear Joop, so every christmas I end up getting at least one big bottle which lasts me basically all year. Can't remember the last time I had to buy any for myself! Ha!

    • @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
      @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I always receive deodorant from some relatives. And it would be good if it weren’t the notorious worst smelling deodorant in Britain.

  • @brennatargaryen
    @brennatargaryen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14317

    These are pretty horrible, but as a college student who basically lives off pasta and loves Italian food, I’d appreciate the gift of 7 kilos of pasta. Guess it’s knowing the person you’re buying gifts for that’s the important part of giving gifts, lol!

    • @beastmaster0934
      @beastmaster0934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      I’d enjoy it too.
      Cause I LOVE pasta.

    • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
      @dantesdiscoinfernolol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      I was gonna say...
      48 tiny Dijon Mustard jars would be a score in my book.

    • @foxinabox5103
      @foxinabox5103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Plus, you can store pasta for years!! That sounds kinda nice tbh

    • @invurret9533
      @invurret9533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      the pasta wasn't a half bad gift to be honest. It's actually pretty good

    • @barneecalhoungaming
      @barneecalhoungaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I also love eating pasta. But celiac disease is an asshole, so I have to eat gluten free pasta, which costs more than normal pasta.

  • @paiya3730
    @paiya3730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8121

    that one story starting off with "a few years ago my grandma had her legs amputated" got me worried at first. legit thought someone was gonna get grandma's years-old amputated legs under the tree

    • @porcelaincats86
      @porcelaincats86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Lmao this comment has me wheezing

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      Christmas, now with human bones

    • @planetearth8044
      @planetearth8044 2 ปีที่แล้ว +464

      @@sirspookybones1118 Perfect toy for the dog!

    • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
      @udfdsfrgfdrgfd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      same

    • @finnybrooks8068
      @finnybrooks8068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      For some reason, I first thought the same

  • @yee8332
    @yee8332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8444

    The 100% irish one would be a fantastic joke shirt. Someone who's clearly not Irish in a shirt that says "100% Irish" would be hilarious

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +461

      Agreed, that would be incredibly hilarious. Though like someone else pointed out in a comment, it really depends on who you're giving the gift to! Some people might love it and find it funny, but others may not.

    • @wichaelalone
      @wichaelalone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      im atleast 30% irish

    • @gaianicolosi605
      @gaianicolosi605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Or someone who is'nt Irish at all but always end up doing Iralend-relatesd stuff
      Like how I'm Italian but always end up doing Georgian stuff to run away from Susan Wainwright.

    • @Conklin03
      @Conklin03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Benjack-so7gd I'm not, but my good friend Hoar Scox just so happens to be at least 30% Irish!

    • @ambipan
      @ambipan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Benjack-so7gd I'm 100% Irish
      does that count?

  • @emmie-c8t
    @emmie-c8t ปีที่แล้ว +231

    My grandma gave my brother an antique horn her grandpa found on a dead guy. There was still dried blood on it.

    • @jaydaykoth
      @jaydaykoth 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What the fuck?

    • @marir.s3620
      @marir.s3620 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      That's cool! Not much as a gift but as a relic its cool

    • @jamiethal1319
      @jamiethal1319 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Did he kill the person to take the horn?

    • @Polikaize
      @Polikaize 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      HOLY MACARONI

    • @nala7829
      @nala7829 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That's badass!

  • @SocialLocust
    @SocialLocust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    When I was a kid, my parents gave me the 4th Harry Potter book. When I told them that it was the 4th one in the series, they said that I could read that one and read the other ones later, apparently not understanding how stories work. When I told them that I wanted to play an instrument like the drums, they gave me drum sticks and said I could hit whatever things and that would be just the same as playing the drums. Keep in mind, my younger brother had multiple, actual instruments at that point.

    • @jamesm6479
      @jamesm6479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

      How the fuck could they live that long and NOT KNOW THESE THINGS!! How the fuck did they even keep you and your brother alive?

    • @ironicivan4928
      @ironicivan4928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@jamesm6479 ikr

    • @symon9847
      @symon9847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I also got the goblet of fire as a Christmas gift once,, worst part was I had just been given the full set of Harry Potter books a year prior!

    • @lorifischer6885
      @lorifischer6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Yet another sad example of favoritism.

    • @NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN
      @NUMBR1_CHEEKYFAN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@lorifischer6885 yeah parents always seem to love younger siblings more despite strong they love all equally (cuz they usually dont)

  • @noobnub7305
    @noobnub7305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3291

    that cat is so smart, like actually, realizing that important things go under the tree, it brought it's own important gifts. 15 birds, not a good gift but a good one for a cat

    • @Spritzkrieg
      @Spritzkrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Perfect example of "it's the thought that counts"

    • @wallfishz
      @wallfishz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Spritzkrieg yea

    • @jamonwall3311
      @jamonwall3311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wallfishz nea

    • @Nullthewolf01
      @Nullthewolf01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamonwall3311 yea

    • @leggvi9304
      @leggvi9304 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      2:35

  • @Northflowo
    @Northflowo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3097

    Every relative would always give me body lotion at one point, I guess they didn't know what to give a teen girl. I would use body lotion once in a blue moon, so I ended up with piles and piles of just lotion sitting in my drawers.
    (I moved out and I still have them. I aspire to use up all that lotion one day.)

    • @littlelemon3465
      @littlelemon3465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      The bright side is that you'll never have to buy body lotion ever again

    • @Northflowo
      @Northflowo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      @@littlelemon3465 That is indeed a bright side

    • @skeebomcjeebo7721
      @skeebomcjeebo7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I used to get body lotion too and I loved it but the bad part is that I'm allergic to perfume and it's in a lot of that kind of stuff :( I can't even use most soaps. I would say the worst gift I got was when I knew I was allergic and someone got me bath and body works lotion. I know they didn't know but it made me sad :(((

    • @riverstein7251
      @riverstein7251 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same, got to a point where I as a 13 year old had to say "ok look bath and bodyworks stuff smells nice but I rarely use it and now I just have a drawer full of gross old lotion that gives my mom allergies whenever I use it."
      It did eventually come in handy though. I took all the soaps to college with me so that I could save money. I had enough bottles to last me two years!

    • @draketeeth8004
      @draketeeth8004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      As someone who used to have piles of lotion, that stuff breaks down after a while. Check your stock to see how much is still usable vs. what's runny and separating.

  • @dustypaladin9216
    @dustypaladin9216 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    7 staplers, I had just gotten a new desk and I liked writing and stuff, so my parents got the idea to ask for desk supplies. I actually wanted some so I was happy when I got the first stapler, but here’s a hint, when planning Christmas don’t send the same list to every single person in a 20 person family that are all coming over, especially when the list consists of entirely “desk supplies” and that’s it. I never even opened the 7th stapler, I got to the 6th, started crying and ran to my room and didn’t leave for the rest of the Christmas until the family left 3 days later. Ironically since I had so many staplers I never paid attention to where we put them, and now all 7 are lost and I need a stapler.

    • @yourgrimmreminder
      @yourgrimmreminder 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      god bless my mother for spending the birthday and holidays for my brother and i coordinating the gifts of every single family member to date. even my aunt, her sister, couldnt escape my mother making sure everyone got different things that we would like. sometimes she even buys gifts for other people to give to us.

    • @Liriq
      @Liriq 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Last sentence made me laugh. Good story!

    • @latias6745
      @latias6745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They were right in gifting you so many staplers.

    • @LeanAndMean44
      @LeanAndMean44 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@latias6745what no why?

    • @heranalemayehu
      @heranalemayehu หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@LeanAndMean44 Because he ended up losing them

  • @Turtle-il2he
    @Turtle-il2he 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    i once gave a book to a charity shop and then got the EXACT SAME copy for my bday. My friend gave it to me and said "i got this in a charity shop ^_^"

    • @JJ_Jonah
      @JJ_Jonah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I got a pen for Christmas

    • @morshulinton4112
      @morshulinton4112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Did you tell them?

    • @Turtle-il2he
      @Turtle-il2he 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      @@morshulinton4112 nope. Probably will eventually tho lol

    • @caramel9154
      @caramel9154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@Turtle-il2he please update us when you do. sounds hilarious

    • @kawauso2199
      @kawauso2199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      sounds like a one-way gift of the magi thing :')

  • @AlexanderWeaton
    @AlexanderWeaton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4033

    Okay but can we just appreciate the cat that left not one, not two, but FIFTEEN birds under the tree? That is some dedication right there, either that cat was saving up beforehand or it is an amazing hunter.

    • @engine4628
      @engine4628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      or maybe they have a balcony just a 1metre jump from the powerline

    • @mogomighty102
      @mogomighty102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Cat tried to participate :)

    • @ashleybro6933
      @ashleybro6933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I know right?? So considerate for the cat to get enough for the whole family to survive on

    • @nutsandbolts1264
      @nutsandbolts1264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      Apparently cats offer animals they hunt to others as a way to show their appreciation for them

    • @crystalgoddess4085
      @crystalgoddess4085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@nutsandbolts1264 It's actually theorized that they do it because they perceive their owners to be terrible hunters.

  • @Kiannka
    @Kiannka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3903

    I feel that "reverse psychology" one. My parents always thought me way smarter than I was so they would constantly buy me candies and gifts I specifically said not to give me when I was like 5. Looking back it's fckin hilarious that they thought they were outsmarting a 5 year old playing advanced mind games on them

    • @graytiamat
      @graytiamat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

      Same way for me.
      Candies (and really anything sweet aside from fruits) always made me feel ill, but my father would always buy all the kids some random candy whenever he went to the grocery store.
      When I was six, I told him I didn't want anything, so he thought I was trying to reverse psychology him (they didn't know candy made me feel ill).
      Luckily, I decided to go with him and we instead got some apples (along with candy for my older siblings), which later became the traditional "sweet" for me.
      We still laugh at my parents thinking I was so much smarter than I really was when I just couldn't eat candy.

    • @LavenderJJ_
      @LavenderJJ_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Oh my god that happened so much when I was younger. I had interests in computers, cars, gardening and baking. I has NO interests in Helicopters, guns or the military.
      So for Christmas I got about 7 nerf gun sets 2 remote control UK army helicopters (one broken) and... Just because my dad always went the extra mile, the magazine for the L85 Machine gun, with a full 30 rounds of deactivated 5.56 NATO.

    • @Cindyisadog
      @Cindyisadog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      My nana (dad’s mom) is notorious for doing this, though I don’t think it’s intentional in her case. My dad asked her a long time ago not to buy him any red shirts, and ever since then, she exclusively bought him red shirts.

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@LavenderJJ_ Was your dad a veteran? Because that's actually a really thoughtful gift if the L85 was his service weapon.

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Parents always think their kids are smarter than they really are.
      Unless the kid really is a genius, then the parents think they're dumb.

  • @onewingedmoogle
    @onewingedmoogle 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

    I don't remember this myself, but when I was just a year old I got a Santa toy that could walk, wave a bell around and play music. When I opened the present, I was overjoyed with it.
    Then my grandmother turned it on. Thing is, I was sensitive to loud noises and that thing was LOUD. I was absolutely terrified of the thing for years afterwards. My parents would put it under the Christmas tree every year so I wouldn't go snooping near the presents.

    • @boop6616
      @boop6616 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      That’s some tattletail stuff

    • @latias6745
      @latias6745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      The gift was for your parents.

    • @AceJackWagon885
      @AceJackWagon885 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ableism at its finest

    • @heyjude6680
      @heyjude6680 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@AceJackWagon885 ?

    • @allyndeimos
      @allyndeimos 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Those are celever parents! Super sad about being terrified by it tho. I've got sensitive ears. I'd be right there being terrified with you!

  • @mapbot4158
    @mapbot4158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1794

    One Christmas, my 5 year old self decided to put all of the mints that had been hanging out in the pantry into tiny gift boxes...and proceeded to address every single one to my mom. She woke up on Christmas to at least 7 tiny gift boxes with a single mint inside each of them all addressed to her.

    • @des-astre
      @des-astre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      It’s rather cute, actually.

    • @amyturner2034
      @amyturner2034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      I don't know why but this was fucking hilarious to me and I just laughed for a solid two minutes after reading it

    • @nothera
      @nothera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      that's actually adorable

    • @samara.morgan
      @samara.morgan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's cute!

    • @gforce07
      @gforce07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That’s so silly and cute!!

  • @Losaren
    @Losaren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    One Christmas I got a social skills activity book for autistic children. I was 17. I'm also not autistic, just a bit shy.

    • @melaniewilson1742
      @melaniewilson1742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      Holy shit that sounds condescending. I AM autistic and I wouldn’t like that.

    • @troyklein6379
      @troyklein6379 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      That would be offensive even if you WERE autistic

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh Christ.

    • @blu3b3rryj4mp1r3
      @blu3b3rryj4mp1r3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      I'm autistic, think I'd cry if I recieved that as a gift

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh god

  • @CommonInternetLurker
    @CommonInternetLurker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    A few years ago, my brother got a topless girls calendar. He's gay. All his family, friends, and co-workers know he's gay.

    • @Spritzkrieg
      @Spritzkrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      That is hilarious. I'm gonna get my straight friends similar calendars featuring the same sex

    • @nesyboi9421
      @nesyboi9421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That is---
      Something
      Alright

    • @MailMainbutnot
      @MailMainbutnot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmaoo

    • @ijustdocomments6777
      @ijustdocomments6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@Spritzkrieg Anecdotally heard of a guy who bought all his straight friends Andrew Christian underwear for Christmas. They all loved them.

    • @NeddyMcDodd4846
      @NeddyMcDodd4846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It was probably from his grandpa or something.

  • @Celestial.Fantasy
    @Celestial.Fantasy ปีที่แล้ว +239

    A few Christmases ago my mom gave me shaving cream in my stocking. I tried to seem grateful, but I still asked her why, and she said “because… you like shaving?” I had not shaved my legs for months because it was WINTER. 100% believe it was a passive-aggressive message.

    • @Nitekom
      @Nitekom ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep

    • @yum976
      @yum976 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I get gum that tastes like soap in my stockings, be grateful

    • @Merp_a_Derp
      @Merp_a_Derp 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@yum976Some kids get absolutely nothing, why don't you be grateful

    • @gabbyslvr
      @gabbyslvr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and some kids die, why don't you be grateful @@Merp_a_Derp

    • @CaddRome
      @CaddRome 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Merp_a_Derpsome kids are dead so why dont you be grateful

  • @ClonedGamer001
    @ClonedGamer001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1678

    I got a single slice of cheese once. I'm Jewish and this was at a friends place so I'm 99% sure it was a joke, but nothing in life can prepare you for someone walking over to you, putting a single slice of cheddar in your hand, and saying a very earnest "Merry Christmas"

    • @maizjsj
      @maizjsj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      This is beautiful

    • @NexApex
      @NexApex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@maizjsj Oh I shed a Tear

    • @_Experience_.
      @_Experience_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I’m crying

    • @TazJustTaz
      @TazJustTaz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I’m shakin and crying rn

    • @goldenboy86gd
      @goldenboy86gd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      im the type of person to do that

  • @an_avidpanda_lover8349
    @an_avidpanda_lover8349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2124

    Worst Christmas present I ever got was a head of lettuce. Just straight up a head of lettuce. No context, no behind the scenes inside joke. Lettuce.

    • @moonjumper3624
      @moonjumper3624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Reminds me of that vine
      "It's an avocado... thanks"

    • @window8684
      @window8684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I would eat that whole thing in one sitting.

    • @FlurryPie0
      @FlurryPie0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How did it taste?

    • @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat
      @69_pigeons_in_a_trenchcoat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Hey, maybe there's more to it that you can't see
      It's just the tip of the iceberg.

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did you eat it? I would’ve started chowing down right away

  • @Scott...
    @Scott... 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4411

    “A crochet pattern book with a live cockroach between the pages”
    *COCKROCHET*

  • @crystalgoddess4085
    @crystalgoddess4085 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I can remember my worst Christmas present, absolutely nothing, yet I had given my immediate family all a gift each, and they wonder why I'm bitter and bitchy towards them.

    • @Marilynn_1275
      @Marilynn_1275 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      What?? Seriously?? Oh my goodness that's awful..

    • @boop6616
      @boop6616 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      One year I saved up to get my brother for his birthday Mario kart 8, then for his birthday I got him the new Pokémon game, come my birthday, I got nothing

    • @i_never_had_a_burger
      @i_never_had_a_burger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@boop6616 little brothers do be like that 😂

    • @boop6616
      @boop6616 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@i_never_had_a_burgerno he’s older than me. Has a job.

    • @i_never_had_a_burger
      @i_never_had_a_burger 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@boop6616 oh well that was ungrateful then

  • @takashiari1598
    @takashiari1598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4099

    The uncle gifting his nephew his actual beard was absolutely hilarious

    • @amoral_minority
      @amoral_minority 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      yeah, I absolutely loved that part, don't know why he was so upset

    • @SuperMonaLisaBros
      @SuperMonaLisaBros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      That's serious dad energy.

    • @Tjalve70
      @Tjalve70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I hope it was made into a proper fake beard, so he could actually use it.

    • @jakerockznoodles
      @jakerockznoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      To be honest, after that one I was worried about where the story of the woman with her leg amputated was going 😂

    • @lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410
      @lennygirlthetruesavvysavag2410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@amoral_minority @Xeno Best X I'm back guys. Quandale Dingle here. I threw a ball in my garbage can. Exploded it all over my bedroom sink. My dad broke into my house came home to take a TNT. He put in my neighbor Pingie Mc Dingie's house.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2347

    In the "He a little confused, but he got the spirit" category, I've been doing acrylic paintings for a few years, and expanded out to oil paintings this year - as well as charcoal life-drawings... So I was given a "How To Draw" book targeted at, I'm guessing, 10-year-olds.
    I mean, its the thought that counts, and I accepted it gracefully... after giving her a 3 month 8x12 oil painting of her dog.

    • @missdragon5892
      @missdragon5892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Thats just funny

    • @tzisorey
      @tzisorey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@missdragon5892 Hey, I can anime now ;)
      Honestly, the books not *_bad_* - it does show legit techniques and stuff, instead of anime and the like - but reading through it, it's definitely aimed at about that age.
      But she wouldn't have known how to tell, and it's the thought that counts.

    • @missdragon5892
      @missdragon5892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      @@tzisorey They must have thought "well, they can paint, but can they draw?"

    • @Steelexxe
      @Steelexxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I will gladly hand you the 3 exact same sets of charcoals that have been gathering dust in my closet since my 8th birthday

    • @tzisorey
      @tzisorey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Steelexxe Y'know, I thought charcoal would be hard, with how messy it can be and all - but I think my best non-painting pieces were all done with vine charcoal.

  • @jrkent98
    @jrkent98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +853

    My best Christmas experience is after mother’s dog passed away, I got her a relatively sentimental frame with a selection of pictures of the dog. I knew she loved it, and I knew she’d appreciate it. Genuinely put a lot of care and consideration into memorialising the dog for her because she loved it and wanted to do it justice. She did love it, cried over it, and still has it to this day.
    That same year, she got me a rubber turd

  • @ShinigamiofExcellence
    @ShinigamiofExcellence ปีที่แล้ว +590

    One year, my grandmother-- worst person i've ever known, but when i was little i didn't realize it, but oh well-- put together this HUGE sack of things for me. She kept teasing what it was, saying it was all themed around the same thing. I got SUPER excited, cause my special interest at the time and first fandom was The Icredibles. So I thought, somehow, her and Papa had found a bunch of merch i'd never seen before. Christmas day rolls around, camera's rolling directly on me-- and i have to force a smile through an entire sack full of Hanna Montana merchandise.
    EDIT: since a couple people said something, no, this wasn't why she was a bad person. She did horrible things to myself and my family. This was not even on the scale of worst things she's ever done.

    • @eternalvibe9083
      @eternalvibe9083 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Hey man, between superheros and pop stars, it's the best of both worlds!

    • @ShinigamiofExcellence
      @ShinigamiofExcellence ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@eternalvibe9083 It took me a second to get this and then i wheezed. XD

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I would be literally ecstatic because when I was in elementary school, my first fandom was Hannah Montana and I still love that show to this day and I think I always will ❤

    • @ShinigamiofExcellence
      @ShinigamiofExcellence ปีที่แล้ว

      XD If i still had the stuff i'd tell you to come get it.@@lisachiappetti6092

    • @eternalvibe9083
      @eternalvibe9083 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@lisachiappetti6092 Lmao this grandma probably would get you secret Incredibles merch

  • @caesarorzell600
    @caesarorzell600 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    My aunt gives me purses. EVERY YEAR. I hate purses and I don't even use them. I give them away after Christmas without fail.
    Telling her what I actually want is fruitless since she just gets whatever's on sale after Christmas at Khol's, therefore: Purses.

    • @kartofffrae4786
      @kartofffrae4786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I have an aunt who used to give me purses for Christmas
      It's.... odd

    • @dsnow7211
      @dsnow7211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Ridiculous 6 irl?

    • @DodgeThatAttack
      @DodgeThatAttack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Just don't accept the gift as "I'm still using the purses you gave me every other year"
      Would definitely make the encounter awkward, which means she might stop if she has to give you ANOTHER purse infront of people the next year, knowing you will just decline it

    • @nnekabyron529
      @nnekabyron529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Even if you did like purses, a new purse every year is just frivolous. A good quality purse, designer or not, is supposed to last you at least 10 years.

    • @lotusfrog278
      @lotusfrog278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i find that super weird yea, maybe she just gets them so she doesn't actually have to put in effort and figure out what you actually want/like. i find that most family members are like that, they just get whatever they see and it counts as effort. even if the person doesn't want or use it at all

  • @Blaster-Rat
    @Blaster-Rat ปีที่แล้ว +1374

    As a kid I wanted nothing more but to get into graphic design and digital art. I begged and begged for a cheap laptop for years and then one christmas I opened the wrapping on a present and it was a laptop box! I was so freaking excited I immediately opened it up and it turned out it was just an empty box and they took a marker and drew a screen and keyboard inside the box so it looked like a cardboard laptop. At first I thought it was a joke and they had just removed the laptop before wrapping it to get my reaction but nope, they literally went to the store and asked if they had an empty laptop box so they could prank me. Never asked for anything specific again.

    • @alexroark03
      @alexroark03 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you're family is a bunch of jerks

    • @ItsLucy_GD
      @ItsLucy_GD ปีที่แล้ว +590

      That's an awful prank

    • @AtomicArtumas
      @AtomicArtumas ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This? This is how school shooters are made.

    • @LSSTmusic
      @LSSTmusic ปีที่แล้ว +527

      people can be fucking cruel to their children

    • @LSSTmusic
      @LSSTmusic ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@HDM_Gelfling no shit lmao
      i said can be, not literally everyone

  • @romemaster
    @romemaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    My grandparents got me a grapefruit that was bigger than my head because I told them I liked oranges. Greatest gift ever

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      That sounds lit as fuck

    • @volibear1931
      @volibear1931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Have you ever eaten a pomelo. If you liked the grapefruit, you'll like that.

    • @gildanonofyabiznez6430
      @gildanonofyabiznez6430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@volibear1931 Isnt pomelo just the Spanish word for grapefruit? Didn't know they were two separate fruits

    • @parme-san
      @parme-san 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dude i second the pomelo comment

    • @kirbylover8783
      @kirbylover8783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@parme-san pomelo

  • @saschanikita
    @saschanikita 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Reminds me of my mom gifting me a book on "how to survive puberty" with all kinds of stuff like "your first period" and stuff, when I was 16,,, as if I wasn't already nearing the end of puberty

  • @catherine5526
    @catherine5526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    My mother had a story from when she was young, were her uncle gave her a bag of rocks for Christmas. A. Bag. Of. Rocks.
    What she didn't realize at the time was that her uncle was geologist and those rocks (to him) were a really meaningful gift. I think those rocks were some pretty rare ones too.

    • @IMINSIDEYOURMUM
      @IMINSIDEYOURMUM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Sad at first, but actually really neat in the end. :)

    • @anxiety_ridden3
      @anxiety_ridden3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      does she still have it tho?

    • @Fayanora
      @Fayanora ปีที่แล้ว

      What a gneiss gift.

    • @keilanamoses
      @keilanamoses ปีที่แล้ว +52

      My dream gift I’ve loved rocks since I was a kid 😂

    • @normalaboutpathologic
      @normalaboutpathologic ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If she doesn't want them I'll take them

  • @spacepawdity4973
    @spacepawdity4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    I couldn’t think of the worst one I’ve received until now - Two DS games. One, which was a game that taught 4th grade math, and another game based off of Santa Claus is Coming to Town

    • @bandband4498
      @bandband4498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Was the math game Brain Age or Big Brain Academy?

    • @spacepawdity4973
      @spacepawdity4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bandband4498 Neither

    • @bandband4498
      @bandband4498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@spacepawdity4973 do you have any idea?

    • @spacepawdity4973
      @spacepawdity4973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@bandband4498 I looked it up and it was called Kids Learn Math

    • @bandband4498
      @bandband4498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@spacepawdity4973 Ok

  • @beatricefontaine3588
    @beatricefontaine3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2096

    Only books. I was a reading kid, but as said by the adults “we didn’t coordinate” and “I thought everyone ELSE was getting her toys!” Needless to say the only useful thing I got was the skill to stop myself from crying in front of people

    • @stargirlabi_111
      @stargirlabi_111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +342

      i obsessively read as a kid but i hated when that happened. i just wanted dolls and plastic highheels and stuff like that too.

    • @johngavin3180
      @johngavin3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      You need a hug?

    • @N1ghtm4reEyez
      @N1ghtm4reEyez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      This just sounds like people not wanting to get to know you well enough. Well enough to get you something youd actually like

    • @somerandompickles6101
      @somerandompickles6101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      @Dom Toretto Oh no its so scary someones offering emotional support to someone else.get a life bro

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@N1ghtm4reEyez It's bad enough when it's your aunts or uncles, but at least they can have an excuse. My own mother doesn't even know what I like.

  • @irisjoosten8669
    @irisjoosten8669 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    My stepmother gave me a bag of stolen hotel soaps for Christmas. It was the only Christmas present she ever gave me. I think I prefer the many years where I received nothing.

    • @stwbmc98
      @stwbmc98 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Are you actual Cinderella

  • @juliefarrell6688
    @juliefarrell6688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    My 5yo cousin gave me a a handful of the best sticks and rocks in the whole yard randomly. To be fair, they were excellent sticks and rocks. The sticks were about the right length, but still easy to carry, with hardly any parts that stuck out that needed snapping off. And the rocks? Oh, those rocks were just jagged enough, but also smooth, and just the best shapes.

  • @shmoolia953
    @shmoolia953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    The worst (and also best) gift I ever got was when my brother gave me an envelope of money and said “get a better haircut”

    • @suprafatadecontact
      @suprafatadecontact 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Omg this made me laugh so hard, sibling pettyness at its finest lol

    • @MrVellum
      @MrVellum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Don’t worry it’s sibling love

    • @plate4814
      @plate4814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's the most sibling thing I have heard today

    • @calechipconecrimes
      @calechipconecrimes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      well i think you should get a better haircut

    • @shmoolia953
      @shmoolia953 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@calechipconecrimes pfft. Thanks. I did eventually, but in my defence, then covid happened so it took a sec

  • @TheDracoAnimator
    @TheDracoAnimator 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    I once told my younger sister I would get her an egg for Christmas, she was thinking about those plastic eggs with the toy inside. Nope, I straight up gave her a chicken egg

    • @LuckySketches
      @LuckySketches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      You offered her a nice egg in this trying time.

    • @kelsss9495
      @kelsss9495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      An eggcellent gift

    • @CheddarCheeseRebirthed
      @CheddarCheeseRebirthed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      very eggciting gift!

    • @pigeon1923
      @pigeon1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I bet that wasn't eggactly what she wanted.

    • @thedaftaviator5737
      @thedaftaviator5737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I'm getting eggsausted from all these puns

  • @littledreamsonearth8593
    @littledreamsonearth8593 ปีที่แล้ว +995

    Not a Christmas present, but a birthday one. When I was about 14 my grandma gave me a whole raw chicken.

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I did you Cook it? And was it tasty?

    • @Enderskitty
      @Enderskitty ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Uuh.... that would be the best for me lol

    • @vincere4591
      @vincere4591 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      I mean not at the age of 14, but I’d confusedly accept it and make a soup with it, then share some with them. I don’t exactly know how I’d feel if I got that at 14.

    • @CullenRTerry
      @CullenRTerry 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      “My gift to you, _salmonella_ “

    • @Sentryunit582
      @Sentryunit582 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I would love that

  • @healerofthewaters6508
    @healerofthewaters6508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    How is seven kilos of pasta a bad gift? That sounds AMAZING. THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES FOR DISHES.

    • @DodgeThatAttack
      @DodgeThatAttack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Just think of the pastabilities!

    • @borger4505
      @borger4505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So much lasagna can be done with that pasta, if you are willing to use the wrong type of pasta, that's it

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Maybe they never got something worse

    • @Eldritch-thing
      @Eldritch-thing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YES

    • @Profileunused
      @Profileunused 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@DodgeThatAttack *rAmen* to that

  • @certified_geek7536
    @certified_geek7536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2210

    2:33 thats actually a really sweet and intelligent cat. Cats bring their owners dead birds if they love them. So it loved them enough to give them 15 AND was smart enough to figure out everyone was putting them under the tree

    • @kaiden6677
      @kaiden6677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      and to get 15 birds in a quick enough timeframe that no one noticed part way through

    • @ArceusDX
      @ArceusDX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Unfortunately, not smart enough to realise dead birds aren't a good present :V

    • @Madamoizillion
      @Madamoizillion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Giving the gift of ecological destruction. People should keep their cats from killing wildlife.

    • @PirateCat822
      @PirateCat822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@Madamoizillion that's like stopping a lioness from killing a gazette in order to feed her cubs

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@PirateCat822 no it isn't ? Lionesses hunt because they need to to survive, domestic cats hunt for fun. Domestic cats have food at home, and cats destroying the ecosystem is one of the main reasons people keeps indoor cats.

  • @portalmaster_tcp
    @portalmaster_tcp ปีที่แล้ว +54

    My great-grandfather gave me a bunch of tools and told me to build a porch.
    I was 12.

  • @Monkey13049
    @Monkey13049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Seems as though Matt won’t be getting away from Furby’s anytime soon.

  • @phonegingi
    @phonegingi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    one time I was out doing a bit of shopping, night before christmas. dude in front of me had about 20 something hams. once he finished checking out, he turned to me, gave me a ham, and told me "merry christmas!" I do not celebrate christmas nor do I eat meat. I strive to be as iconic as him though

    • @IMINSIDEYOURMUM
      @IMINSIDEYOURMUM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dude sounds awesome.

    • @phonegingi
      @phonegingi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@IMINSIDEYOURMUM ikr? I love him

    • @scoopskicat
      @scoopskicat ปีที่แล้ว +23

      what an absolute legend

    • @Evening_Star6
      @Evening_Star6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hell yes. I hope that man had an amazing Christmas, and has an amazing rest of his life.

    • @yum976
      @yum976 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Honestly I would do that if it wasn't for my crippling anxiety.
      What did you do with the ham, anyway?

  • @APerson-ml1tz
    @APerson-ml1tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    one time i got a hamster for christmas, later that evening he shat himself to death

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  2 ปีที่แล้ว +467

      That's how, as a kid, my hamster died as well. Albeit not on Christmas...

    • @APerson-ml1tz
      @APerson-ml1tz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@Matt_Rose why is that so common 😭

    • @JumalaPlays
      @JumalaPlays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      How😂😂

    • @pisc77
      @pisc77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I'm sorry but i'm laughing so hard that i can't feel sad

    • @jadejunnie3285
      @jadejunnie3285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Now I need dead hamster stories

  • @baconlettucepotato69
    @baconlettucepotato69 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    asking for anything but Operation and then getting only Operation has the same vibe as:
    "can i get a salad"
    "what type of bread"

    • @AceJackWagon885
      @AceJackWagon885 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      "I'm vegan"
      "Ham or steak"

  • @k1tcaliber
    @k1tcaliber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1102

    one year when i was like 6 my mom took me to a white elephant christmas party and after all the joke gifts were given all the kids were given actual gifts by a dad in a santa suit
    all the other kids got cool new toys and plushies and stuff
    i got a 12 pack of socks because i was "more mature than the other kids". i cried.

    • @lorri1917
      @lorri1917 2 ปีที่แล้ว +309

      that is sad. you dont do that to a 6 year old

    • @secretelydepresso8625
      @secretelydepresso8625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      I never EVER got toys, I feel you lol Now I'm 28 and spend thousands of dollars in action figures

    • @stinky59
      @stinky59 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@secretelydepresso8625 same, the “i didn’t get to have any cool toys when i was little so i’m buying them NOW” behavior!! as a kid i was always given informational books about subjects i didn’t like, socks, wallets, other stuff like that because i was the “smart and quiet” one meanwhile my friends and cousins got actual fun things. but like, jokes on you mom and dad cuz now i am in college and literally all my disposable income goes to the display cabinet of expensive figures lol

    • @texanarchy666
      @texanarchy666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      @@lorri1917 yea, socks aren't a bad gift if you're older, like I'm 15 and wouldn't mind them, but 6 years old?? that's kinda mean.

    • @madlaboratorian8696
      @madlaboratorian8696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@stinky59 I'm the same. As a kid, I wasn't allowed to watch anime because it "came from a godless country." The first thing I did when I moved out was watch Death Note. To this day, I've watch 283 different anime series to completion. Take that, DAD!

  • @Solarmyr
    @Solarmyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    This isn't the *worst* Christmas gift I've ever gotten, but this was definitely a memorable one. As a kid I was very much not into conventionally feminine stuff; I didn't like make-up, I found dolls creepy and I actively avoided the colour pink like the plague. I was that kind of kid. I loved to draw so I was more inclined towards art stuff like sketchpads, pencils and stationery than anything else.
    Yet in spite of this, every year without fail I would end up with pink stuff. Pink pajamas, pink body lotion, pink toys, etc. Despite telling a lot of my family I didn't like pink and despite the fact I generally wouldn't use anything that was pink. Yes, I was that petty.
    And the cherry on the sundae for all of this? One year my uncle got me a fluffy, pink pencil case for me to put my art supplies in. 'T'was truly a very conflicting Christmas for my tiny ten year old self.

    • @jakegarrett8109
      @jakegarrett8109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Lol, I would have just spray painted the pencil case, but can't do that for clothes.

    • @EpicgamerGTG
      @EpicgamerGTG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Lol I'm an artist too
      Don't know if you still draw but I'm 95% sure you do

    • @juliazgherea
      @juliazgherea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I was also into art stuff as a kid. I bought a new sketchbook about a month before Christmas, yet to use it. My parents helped me decide which one to get. On Christmas, what did I get? Another sketchbook, which sat deep in my bookshelf for a long, long time.

    • @Solarmyr
      @Solarmyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@jakegarrett8109 Funnily enough I asked my parents to help me try and dye it black at the time, but nothing ever came of that.

    • @Solarmyr
      @Solarmyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@EpicgamerGTG I do! Not as often as I used to but I still draw pretty regularly. Why are you so sure?

  • @randomisonline
    @randomisonline 2 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    My grandma got me a puzzle of a cat where several of the pieces were also cats. It was a cute idea since I like cats, but the problem was the puzzle pieces didn't lock together properly so if you so much as nudged it the pieces would move out of place. Also, several of the pieces were fused together. I don't blame my grandma at all for this, but it was a pretty upsetting gift since I was actually excited to put the puzzle together.
    Edit: I got another one of the exact same puzzle this year for Christmas from my parents.

    • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
      @hiimcrazyfordrwho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ah yes, the struggle of poorly constructed puzzles

    • @RyanTosh
      @RyanTosh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      My family got a puzzle for christmas once. It was a world map. It was labeled in chinese. And all the pieces were the exact same shape. I feel your badly-made-puzzle pain.

    • @livefortheafternoon
      @livefortheafternoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RyanTosh that sucks

    • @Tunafishling
      @Tunafishling 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same, I have a very strange obsession with cats.

    • @Belshazzaresque
      @Belshazzaresque 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Tunafishling can't beat running your fingers through a pussy's fur and feeling the vibrations. just hope yours doesn't dribble, mine did from time to time and omg it stank so bad

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex ปีที่แล้ว +112

    one time, my grandma gifted me a boxed bar of irish soap in one of those thick envelopes amazon ships things in.
    in reality, the gift was a $20 steam gift card and my grandma just added the soap to give it some weight to mislead me.
    but damn, was i confused before realizing that lol

    • @yum976
      @yum976 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Grandmas know best.

    • @thecommunistloli1042
      @thecommunistloli1042 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How's that "bad"?

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@thecommunistloli1042 it's not, it was just a funny anecdote i got reminded of while watching the video lol

    • @thecommunistloli1042
      @thecommunistloli1042 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@vizthex that's cool

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hey, free soap!

  • @AMCoffee
    @AMCoffee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    I'll never forget the year my grandma gave me the book "Nowhere but Up - The Story of Justin Beiber's Mom". The amount of effort it took not to laugh at that was absolutely titanic. Ditto for everyone else in the room.

    • @Spritzkrieg
      @Spritzkrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Oh man, I hope my relatives aren't worried about upsetting me like that when I'm old. My family sometimes purposely gets each other gifts we don't want because it's funny.
      I got a very specific Harry Potter-themed mug this Christmas, and the only benefit it gave me was a symphony of laughter. Also a year or two ago, I ran out of ideas and saw a porcelain(-looking) pineapple decoration in the clearance section of Wal-Mart. Bought it for my mom because I thought it was stupid, then it turned out to be one of her favorite gifts. She likes decorating.

    • @eebu4053
      @eebu4053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oqh no my dog killed our rodge

    • @1993Southparkfan
      @1993Southparkfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Wait. There was a book about Justin Beiber’s mom?

    • @chocolatburp2436
      @chocolatburp2436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@1993Southparkfan i love how it isn't even his mom's name and who she is a mom to, just "justin bieber's mom", not even giving her her own personality or thing

    • @kirilkirilov6241
      @kirilkirilov6241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Spritzkrieg yeah, a friend of mine and I got a tradition to give each other stupid gifts. I love it. A beef heart, a hammer, a sink, a lady's handbag, bike parts (we don't have bikes) and so on... No more being worried if they would like the gift or not - they sure won't, but we will have some laughs.

  • @kupkate04
    @kupkate04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    When I was like ten or eleven, I got a stuffed cat from my aunt. It wasn't a normal stuffed cat, it had a freaky, realistic face, and it was "pregnant". You could legit stick your hand up into it and pull out little kittens that looked just as creepy as their mother.
    I never played with it.

    • @lenamuller4104
      @lenamuller4104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Ayo what the fu-

    • @JJ_Jonah
      @JJ_Jonah 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      What the fuck

    • @aninternetintrovert869
      @aninternetintrovert869 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      OMG SAME I GOT THAT FROM MY GREAT AUNT ONE YEAR,,,, I WAS FOURTEEN LMAO

    • @kupkate04
      @kupkate04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@aninternetintrovert869 what is with aunts and getting people weird toys lmao

    • @katnissever-meme9318
      @katnissever-meme9318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Was it a Kitty Surprise? I had one, but mine was actually really cute instead of being creepy and over realistic. They've released different versions of the toy over the years, so I'm assuming we didn't have the same one lol (mine was the 2005 version that didn't have the plastic face, I agree the plastic face ones are kinda creepy though). I used to pretend mine was part kangaroo or something and have the kittens hide in her pouch like a baby kangaroo would.

  • @mollikonki
    @mollikonki 2 ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Never really gotten a “bad” Christmas gift, but my, grandma, who is hard on seeing, got me a shirt that said, “I ❤️ Moms” she thought it said, “I ❤️ M&Ms”. I’m not even a fan of M&Ms

    • @enoo5694
      @enoo5694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@august8185 hold up the moms one or M&Ms one?

    • @lorifischer6885
      @lorifischer6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Still a win

    • @stupididiot9336
      @stupididiot9336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      the real question here is...
      do you

    • @rebekahl840
      @rebekahl840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I read that as M&S then said "Wtf do you have against M&S"

    • @diegob798
      @diegob798 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Grandma knows what's up

  • @The_Barroth
    @The_Barroth 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    Got a shirt that was along the lines of “I don’t act my age”
    Now it would be funny if my mother hadn’t constanly berated me to “grow up” and “stop being so immature” while she’s all like “but I don’t act like I’m 50-something”
    The hypocrisy, gaslighting, manipulation, and blatant narcissistic behavior is probably why I’m gonna cut ties once I get my own place (I want out but I can’t afford anywhere to live)

    • @The9thMonth
      @The9thMonth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Good luck. I hope you got out.

  • @junipersolis
    @junipersolis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1801

    A few years ago when I was 12 or 13, I stopped believing in Santa on my own. I asked my mom to stop pretending he was real for me because I knew he wasn't. She got so mad about this that she threw all of my gifts out, and made sure my little sister's didn't get anything from Santa. When Christmas morning came, they started crying and my mom kept pushing down on me, telling me it was my fault for not believing in Santa. That I ruined Christmas for my little sisters forever and that Santa would never come again, which made my little sisters cry more. I fucking hate my mom.

    • @yellow_suitcas3
      @yellow_suitcas3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Sorry for you...

    • @Victim2Autopsy
      @Victim2Autopsy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      wow, that's Hella messed up! I feel bad for you and your little sisters

    • @asteriawashere6881
      @asteriawashere6881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Oh my god, that's terrible!

    • @SeymourDisapproves
      @SeymourDisapproves 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      What the fuck

    • @superdimentiobrolyX
      @superdimentiobrolyX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Nah dint hit abusive prople. The best way to hurt them is to cut them off, tell them they will never hear from you again and then never so much as pick up the phone again. Abusive people cant stand having no power over you.

  • @ellyzesavagebanana
    @ellyzesavagebanana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    Imagine getting 10 bibles for Christmas, looking up at the person who gave the present, and saying
    "I'm an atheist."

    • @axolotdraws9946
      @axolotdraws9946 ปีที่แล้ว +386

      like even if the person who got the 10 bibles WAS christian, WHY DO THEY NEED TEN COPIES

    • @LetsPlay-7D5
      @LetsPlay-7D5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Oh I know, that’s why I got them for ya, bitch.”

    • @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202
      @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      depends on the bibles tbh

    • @Mashedpotato789
      @Mashedpotato789 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yea like i dont really believe in god

    • @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202
      @yowtfputthemaskbackon9202 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Mashedpotato789 thats not realy all the bible's about though.

  • @D.Z.Shafty
    @D.Z.Shafty ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    My mum got me a anime drawing book. It was a guide to how to draw in the style in anime. I love the book but when my mum announced what it was...
    "Here look. I got you a book about those Hentais you watch."
    I actually died inside. Thank god I was the only one who actually knew what that meant.

    • @scottish_lunatic
      @scottish_lunatic ปีที่แล้ว +173

      this is why i always research what a word means if ive never heard it before, to avoid doing this.

    • @rainbowspongebob
      @rainbowspongebob ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Man I would of died so much inside if this happened to me

    • @F.R.E.D.D2986
      @F.R.E.D.D2986 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      DDDDDDDDD:
      I would just cry

    • @justafan9206
      @justafan9206 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      WTF.

    • @svenk3913
      @svenk3913 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The cultured part hurt to read

  • @Alexsuks-jc9rd
    @Alexsuks-jc9rd 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

    My grandparents, who know nothing about video games, always manage to get me the video games I want.

    • @VXD1126
      @VXD1126 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      My grandparents did this once sorta, they got me Luigi's Mansion 3 instead of Hello Neighbor (Of which I asked for). To this day LM3 is one of my top 10s while Hello Neighbor sucks

    • @Kozkayn
      @Kozkayn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@VXD1126I headcanon that your grandparents are secret gamers and knew Hello Neighbour sucked

  • @L-and-P
    @L-and-P 2 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    The worst Christmas gift I got was a copy of the new diary of a wimpy kid book. The catch? I already had one, and 5 people in the family had bought me one not realizing it would be really popular and I probably already had one.

    • @twilighthairball
      @twilighthairball 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Happened to my best friend too, I don't remember which book exactly but it was the bestseller from the season and three different people bought it for her.

    • @jacobschepannek3876
      @jacobschepannek3876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I got a copy of a diary of a Wimpy kid book that was one where you had to write your own sections of the story. It was second hand and already written in.

    • @fishmaster665
      @fishmaster665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once had this book read it a few times and then when we moved house I gave it away, then one day someone gives me the book as a present I decide to change it for another book at the book store and then I find out that I needed to read the book for school.

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m so sorry dude need a virtual hug?.

    • @handlebarevildimension
      @handlebarevildimension 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, now you can make a summoning circle entirely of Diary of a Wimpy Kid books~
      yay~

  • @Kya_YT
    @Kya_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    I think the worse Christmas gift I got was an incredibly scratched copy of Arceus and the Jewel of Life. The DVD would glitch and freeze a lot when Giratina appeared and the thing would stop entirely during a flashback scene. Luckily my mom got me a new copy once I told her what happened and it wasn’t scratched as all hell this time (btw its a really good movie, you should watch it if you haven’t lmao)

    • @estebson
      @estebson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Ngl the disc glitching and freezing when Giratina appears sounds like a really cool 4th wall break effect

    • @Kya_YT
      @Kya_YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@estebson True

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I really want to watch all the movies but I also don't want them to spoil things for me so I'm trying to watch the show in order first. Which I don't have much free time to do, especially since the rest of my family thinks the audio (at least in the first several seasons) is "annoying" because "everyone is shouting all the time".

    • @pugzinbb6924
      @pugzinbb6924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dbseamz OMG that's what my family always says, there must be a family tutorial lol

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pugzinbb6924 to be fair there was one episode (So Near Yet So Farfetchd) that I saw recently that really did start with a couple minutes' worth of Misty shouting.

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    The year I graduated high school, me and my brother were asked to sign my parents divorce papers as witnesses on Christmas.

    • @idk-_-
      @idk-_- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      💀

    • @tintren
      @tintren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cool

    • @lasolady
      @lasolady 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      This year, your present is TWO Christmas's!

    • @Robtop-ml4sv
      @Robtop-ml4sv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Merry Christmas here’s ur present”-ur parents probably

    • @redribbonrox3292
      @redribbonrox3292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Okay you win

  • @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi
    @anteaterborzoiTheBigBorzoi ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I have never liked wearing dresses, and I asked if I could get a book instead. Mum said yes.
    Following week, I open a soft package, quite small, and I thought it was a book because Mum likes to double-wrap things in case they break.
    It was a pink fucking dress with magenta swirls on it. Turfed it out the next day while she wasn't looking and she hasn't questioned its disappearance since. She probably knows I threw it out by now, but I still fucking hate wearing dresses.

    • @swaggyhotdog
      @swaggyhotdog 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh boy that reminds me..
      My grandma got me a pink flower dress, 2 years after I transitioned.
      I still wore it lol

  • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
    @Imamotherfreakingavocado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    The seven kilos of pasta doesn't even sound like a bad gift to be honest. Once when my dad worked at a factory he took a crap ton of parmesan cheese home and I was so hyped. Idk, something about a lot of food makes me really excited, especially when it's useful staple food like pasta, bread, cheese etc.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      My house back in 2013 when my mortgage provider had been bought out and froze incoming payments, and also post pandemic has been one of these houses with a rice packs in the sock drawer and jars or tins of food hidden everywhere. Back in 2013, I feared I might waste the money I was building up on a car upgrade or something, so I went and bought TROLLEYS full of stuff to use up money WISELY. almost 2 trolleys of detergent alone and I STILL HAVE 3 bottles to go thru. Finished the soap and toilet paper 3 years ago but those early days were crazy. Boxes of tinned fish and shampoo. Under my bed was entirely bottles of fruit juice. Gallon upon gallon of it. Right now I am sitting on huge amounts of bacon flavor mayonnaise and jars of marinated artichokes from Spain. With tons of rice and pasta sitting around.

    • @Redddragon
      @Redddragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      SAME give me 7 *KILOS* of any food I won't complain

    • @beepboopbobop
      @beepboopbobop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      remind me of how my brother bought me a pillow for my birthday but instead of an actual pillow it was a parmesan cheese shaker in a pillowcase

    • @Imamotherfreakingavocado
      @Imamotherfreakingavocado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@beepboopbobop That sounds like an amazing gift lmao, parmesan cheese is just superior to everything 👌👌

    • @sams1623
      @sams1623 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      A FELLOW ITALIAN?!!?!?

  • @8bitnonsense
    @8bitnonsense 2 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    My story being very short, A glasses case with on it written “grandma”. this came from my little brother. I’m not a grandmother, nor do I wear glasses. Trust me, he was old enough to understand both of these things.

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He was sending a message

    • @8bitnonsense
      @8bitnonsense 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@h-Films wow 💀💀

    • @h-Films
      @h-Films 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@8bitnonsense 💀💀

    • @Typhio
      @Typhio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Honestly, little brothers will give you the most random shit fhdjjdjdkd
      I’ve gotten chewed on Pokémon cards before. They were my own cards.

    • @8bitnonsense
      @8bitnonsense 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Typhio omgnooo 😭

  • @ZulaZapper
    @ZulaZapper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    It isn't really a Christmas gift, but my School had a contest where you could win different Gifts. Now I own 2 Books teaching me how to use Windows Vista and i am convinced that the Teachers just needed a way to get rid of some stuff they owned.

    • @johngavin3180
      @johngavin3180 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is just a kick in the nads right there bud.

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I feel like that would be a funny thing to have on a shelf these days, though you'd only need one.

    • @pyborg
      @pyborg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      As a tech nerd, I would totally love this as a gift.

    • @countcain
      @countcain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Germany we would call this Schrottwichteln 😋

    • @cinderellaskeleton6720
      @cinderellaskeleton6720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At my schools Christmas gift exchange everyone else got toys while I was the only one to get a dvd.
      It made the teacher saying “alright everyone take 15 minutes to play with your toys.” Really sad :(.

  • @brendonhavener
    @brendonhavener ปีที่แล้ว +50

    My grandfather asked my sister what I would like as a christmas present and, since she was mad at me at the time for some reason, she said I would love a "Grinch doll." I was terrified of the live-action Grinch. As soon as I opened the present I cried in fear and hid that thing at the bottom of my toy bin so I would never have to see it again. My sister occasionally dug through the toy bin to pull it out.

    • @latias6745
      @latias6745 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Sibling's love!

    • @tictacmothma
      @tictacmothma 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My sister used to do that to me! My mom would ask her what I wanted instead of asking me, and every birthday and every Christmas my sister would answer with things she knew I would not want, because my sister hated me.

  • @cute_bunny1393
    @cute_bunny1393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    When I was little I was dead scared of the movie Coraline and had constant nightmares after watching it. One of the main points in the movie is that some characters had button eyes.
    One year for Christmas my grandma had gotten me a La La Loppzi doll which had button eyes and I almost cried

    • @ironicivan4928
      @ironicivan4928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      better than all the other presents in the comments but still bad

    • @StrykerMagnum
      @StrykerMagnum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@black_forest_ Now I kind of want a plush with a disgusting, realistic dangly eye. I reckon I could actually even make something like that...

    • @Basils_Garden
      @Basils_Garden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@StrykerMagnum what the fuck.
      send me one smh

    • @y2kplanet
      @y2kplanet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      People are scared of Coraline? First time I watched it I slept like a baby

    • @Pan_De_Seal
      @Pan_De_Seal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oof! Man that must've sucked bro ! Bet you gave it away or something lmaoo
      But yeah, I like the lalaloopsy dolls bcuz it reminded me of coraline. lol

  • @sweetpotatoxl
    @sweetpotatoxl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    My entire christmas for about 6 years consisted of me getting knives and baking supplies
    it wasn't a bad gift I just thought it was funny my mom trusted her 9 year old with knives more than she trusted my 19 year old sister on a public bus

    • @corndogboi
      @corndogboi 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Oldsoul_bookwormProbably in a plastic case of some sort.

    • @sweetpotatoxl
      @sweetpotatoxl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Oldsoul_bookworm
      I liked to cook alot :)

  • @boyinblue.
    @boyinblue. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    The greatest present I've received recently was "breath of wild" I had wanted the game so bad. At the time I just didn't have the money for a 75 dollar game, my grandmother came through and got it for me. Absolutely the best thing, very happy with it.
    She had also replaced my copy of "ocarina of time" after my brother stole and sold it (with my little brother's ds) for crack money.

    • @shartboy666
      @shartboy666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      grandmas are the best

    • @IMINSIDEYOURMUM
      @IMINSIDEYOURMUM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Great grandma’, fucking terrible brother.

    • @bumblehoney7206
      @bumblehoney7206 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The good story to break up the bad

    • @DaRealNoobKing
      @DaRealNoobKing ปีที่แล้ว

      fucking hell good grandma and fucking hell bad stupid idiot brother who lost a profit of 1.23$

    • @WoodlouseFairy
      @WoodlouseFairy ปีที่แล้ว +58

      your grandma is lovely
      but what an awful brother

  • @rattuskid1931
    @rattuskid1931 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    I am known amongst relatives as “the artsy one” which means that almost every gift I’ve gotten from the age of like 9 has been art related. When I was 13-14 I got a “Little Painters First Art Set” type thing with the recommended age being 3

  • @bothmalls
    @bothmalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I don’t have a specific bad present, but I’d thought I’d leave a story anyways. On multiple events, my mom hid presents so good she’d forget about them for at least a year and only find them when she has to hide other presents. Anyway, that’s how I started playing Super Mario Odyssey over two years after it released

    • @chocobear4078
      @chocobear4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Has your mother ever thought that maybe she shouldn't hide presents

    • @bothmalls
      @bothmalls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Choco bear apparently not

    • @Luigifan4ever11
      @Luigifan4ever11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My mother does the exact same things, funnily enough!

    • @007megaoof
      @007megaoof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Luigifan4ever11 my mom just puts them all in her bedroom

    • @mgthestrange9098
      @mgthestrange9098 ปีที่แล้ว

      Similar thing happened to me, my mum found a big tube of fun size Cadbury’s chocolate bars inn the back of the wardrobe a month after Christmas. Result! 😋

  • @bert7651
    @bert7651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    One Christmas I got given a set of miniature train tracks and little plastic trees and animals for decorations.
    I cried because my trains had all been smashed to pieces previously by my dad, who conveniently forgetting this, decided to lecture me on the spot about taking care of my belongings.
    Bitter, furious tears of a six year old on Christmas.

    • @cheeseium
      @cheeseium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      jeez... i hope youre ok now

    • @user-mg1pj2vt9l
      @user-mg1pj2vt9l 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      What a piece of sh*t. 😞

    • @audrey2498
      @audrey2498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      i don’t mean this in an offensive way, but did your dad have any mental illnesses or something that was making him do that or something?

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@audrey2498 People don't need mental illnesses to act like a bastard. Their dad is just a bad person. A mental illness would mean the Dad did it unintentionally. (like 1-2 trains. maybe like 4-5 but not all of em)

    • @danielt619
      @danielt619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ok he must have been horrible probably don’t talk to that horrible human

  • @luckyblockstudio9132
    @luckyblockstudio9132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Santa apparently said to me and my sister in a letter that we didn't do well that year and he was going to give us responsibility. My and my sister were both kids then so of course we cried about it. Our parents weren't home when we read the letter and when the got back. They took a box out and opened it in front of us and there was a dog inside! Apparently when santa meant responsibility, he thought about a dog and it is the best Christmas gift ever! He is still alive and young because this was only like 3 - 4 years ago and I love him a lot!
    Edit: Holy shit, thanks for all the likes!

    • @grungletv6016
      @grungletv6016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Ok this is actually very wholesome! Glad to hear the dog's doing well!

    • @luckyblockstudio9132
      @luckyblockstudio9132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@grungletv6016 Thanks!

    • @gremlin.x
      @gremlin.x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Should i rip the bandaid off?

    • @queertearss
      @queertearss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@gremlin.x Don't you dare, let the child experience joy

    • @l_uminousss
      @l_uminousss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@queertearss why not? exposing the wound by ripping the bandaid off would be.. fun

  • @_screaming_4405
    @_screaming_4405 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    It’s been so long since this happened but I’m still salty about it so here ya go. When I was like 6 or 7 I was obsessed with calico critters and every Christmas I would ask for them well come that christmas my sister who was like 3 or 4 got a bunch of calico critter stuff she had never once expressed any interest in calico critters, and all I got were socks.

  • @doctorbillsans9492
    @doctorbillsans9492 2 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    Okay, but the beard one is a top tier dad joke

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is it Asgore, tier though, also i was about to say this regardless of your username.

    • @carcinoGetenicist
      @carcinoGetenicist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@joshshrum2764 this has absolutely nothing to do with undertale

    • @the_real_yummuy
      @the_real_yummuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@carcinoGetenicist true

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@carcinoGetenicist Well you are just being toxic because of the very mention of a character from it it just reminded me of Asgore, and i was asking is it as good as a joke he would make.

    • @carcinoGetenicist
      @carcinoGetenicist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshshrum2764 Somebody said "father" and it instantly reminded you of a videogame character? Okay then.

  • @bnuuy
    @bnuuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    the worst xmas gift i ever got: from my parents, a perfume from bath & body works. normally that's not a bad thing but they had gotten me the same exact perfume for my birthday four months prior. when i jokingly brought this up (literally completely in jest, because i thought it was pretty funny), they yelled at me for being "ungrateful" in front of my whole family, then took the perfume from me and gave it to my sister.

    • @ThylineTheGay
      @ThylineTheGay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Geez

    • @hoshitime7785
      @hoshitime7785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      you okay?

    • @bnuuy
      @bnuuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      @@hoshitime7785 yeah I'm good, my relationship with my parents has improved ever so slightly since then

    • @hoshitime7785
      @hoshitime7785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@bnuuy is good to read

    • @koichan33
      @koichan33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What the actual fuck-

  • @fruitbowlvoid
    @fruitbowlvoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    my mother has a tendancy to obsessively hide everything from me around christmas time, even though she knows i don't like surprises. this only increases my anxiety, as i know that she also tends to ignore my interests (or never bother learning them in the first place), get me things i wanted 4 years back, and project onto me and get me things she would want or want me to have. on top of this, if she gets me anything i don't need/want/like, i can't ask her to return it because she will have a FIT. i complain about this to her every year. every time i do, she yells at me until i cry. all because she thinks all my gifts need to be her idea alone for me to appreciate it, as if magically knowing what i want without even interacting with me would be more valuable than just fucking listening to what i say.

    • @rattfish
      @rattfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I have spent an hour reading these comments and a solid 1/4th of those people have terrible relatives

    • @catharchick268
      @catharchick268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      I think a lot of people tend to think like your mom, where they feel like if they don't think of it themselves it's not genuine. It's a nice thought, but it can easily be a problem (like your situation). Giving a gift should be about the recipient, so if you give someone a gift under conditions they don't like, they won't experience joy... which is kinda the point of giving a gift in the first place, haha. Hopefully things get better for you. I got lucky enough to have parents and a brother that either know me really well or if they're unsure of what to get me, they just ask. I do the same for them. Honestly, I'd rather someone spend money on something I actually want (which actually might be cheaper) than waste money on something I won't use.

    • @lorifischer6885
      @lorifischer6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I.. am so sorry. that must be horrible. I think you should have a polite talk with her about this and how it makes you feel.
      If she STILL doesn't listen,
      call child protective services and accuse her of mental abuse.

    • @menacing_name
      @menacing_name 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lorifischer6885 lol I think the cps have more on their plate than some kid not getting the Christmas presents they want

    • @phae_c
      @phae_c 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i can kind of relate except i was just in a phase of hating the thought of having unnecessary things that id never use, just take up space and cost money. it was also during a time when my mom would tell me a lot of times how i was the reason shes miserable and when id finally leave, so being given anything felt like i was a burdon. so i always said in advance that i really dont need anything atm, no more fluffy socks, i still had some that were nice. got fluffy socks every time and got called ungrateful every time for saying i really didnt need this. but u know the thought behind it was to give a gift, so it should best be left at that. especially when u say youd get things you wanted 4 years back, i mean that shows ur mom probably tries and just sucks. you be the one to approach her then to talk about this instead of waiting for something

  • @papayaboat1780
    @papayaboat1780 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    My "worst" Christmas present as a kid was either a balloon animal making kit, an egg beater, or an officially licensed Spider-Man toy shaving kit. (Yes, it even came with a plastic, bladeless "pretend razor.")
    While typing this comment, I found out that it turns out they still make that last item.
    EDIT: I just remembered a fourth one: when I was 19 or so, my friend from New Jersey got me a pair of the most hideous, Corporate Memphis color palette-type socks imaginable. It turns out my mom gave a very vague description on what she wanted him to get me and he just got what he thought she meant.

    • @papayaboat1780
      @papayaboat1780 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      UPDATE:
      Just remembered another one.
      My uncle once got me two Chick-Fil-A gift cards that totaled two meals.
      Turns out he just really wanted me to take him out for lunch…

    • @magicender8
      @magicender8 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I got a Toy Story fake shaving kit when I was five, so I feel you.

  • @PastelShark123
    @PastelShark123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    One year my grandma gave what was supposed to be my present to her neighbors kid, I ended up bawling my eyes out in the hotel bathroom when I saw that only my siblings got gifts for Christmas.

    • @cupidity888
      @cupidity888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      WHYD SHE GIVE UR GIFT TO SOMEONE ELSE THOUGH ? 😭

    • @PastelShark123
      @PastelShark123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@cupidity888 THATS WHAT I WANTED TO KNOW.

    • @LetsPlay-7D5
      @LetsPlay-7D5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      She takes your gift, you take her life. It was coming soon anyways, and you get the will money to.

    • @PastelShark123
      @PastelShark123 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@LetsPlay-7D5 bro chill-

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Join my army, wolf sister.

  • @dragonmastertheedgeking1595
    @dragonmastertheedgeking1595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    My girlfriend got me an "early" Christmas present, but she said it would come in 9 months. I hope it's a copy of "Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance"!

    • @levieverhart8640
      @levieverhart8640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lol theres a guy in the Matt Rose Discord who loves that game

    • @ZipplyZane
      @ZipplyZane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@levieverhart8640 How much you wanna bet that isn't a coincidence? 😜

    • @dragonmastertheedgeking1595
      @dragonmastertheedgeking1595 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ZipplyZane I Was Trained By Videogames!

    • @Henry46858
      @Henry46858 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For what console

    • @lonk2902
      @lonk2902 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I get the joke. It's pretty nice to get something for once, I've been studying for my microbiology exam all day and do not get that.

  • @heartlesszombie5472
    @heartlesszombie5472 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    My grandmother gave me a black shirt for Christmas. When I first opened it, it seemed perfectly normal, but upon unfolding it, the thing had two drastically different length sleeves and it looked like the factory workers who made it got into a scissor fight. It's still rotting in the bottom of my closet.

    • @gremlin.x
      @gremlin.x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Alt fashion brooo

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is the things you use for making cat beds 😺

    • @brqe
      @brqe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ill take it lmao

    • @Evilvillain666
      @Evilvillain666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hand it over, it honestly sounds dope

  • @emilysmith2965
    @emilysmith2965 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    My parents don’t give BAD gifts, but they take all the fun out of giving gifts. Everything has to be from an itemized list, in both directions. I get not wanting to “get it wrong” but it really just screams “we don’t want to put any thought into this whatsoever.”

  • @spectralumbra1568
    @spectralumbra1568 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    My workplace does a random prize drawing every year for wrapped mystery presents. It's a lot of random stuff since they're essentially trying to cater to people between the ages of 18-80 from a wide range of social backgrounds, so it's mostly small practical things that pretty much anyone would have use for. For example, one of my coworkers got an electric toothbrush. Unfortunately, that same coworker doesn't have teeth.

    • @Justin-ul7fh
      @Justin-ul7fh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Now I wanna know how the coworker reacted

    • @Letheblivi
      @Letheblivi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The level of misfortune here is absolutely hysterical

    • @meatsmell8639
      @meatsmell8639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      As someone who recently had to have all of their teeth removed, I personally find scenarios like that, truly hilarious! People keep offering to get me things (aside from $40k to pay off the medical debt) and bring foods, but have no concept of just how many foods require teeth to consume properly 😂

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meatsmell8639 You're like that Sid's Grandma from IceAge 4

  • @beckr6609
    @beckr6609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    When I was nine, my dad got me a professional bug collecting kit. Complete with lethal poison. Thanks dad

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Maybe he's trying to train you to be an assassin

    • @udfdsfrgfdrgfd
      @udfdsfrgfdrgfd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      dude that sounds sick. i want that

    • @gibbie_bathwater
      @gibbie_bathwater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      my dumbass would have tried the poison

    • @twinostrich8045
      @twinostrich8045 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Lethal to bugs, right? Right??

    • @amandajensen3382
      @amandajensen3382 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's so dope 🐛🐜🐞

  • @Left4Sharkbait
    @Left4Sharkbait 2 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    My worst Christmas gift? Book of Native American Folk Tales, it had a story about 3 dogs getting killed by a sasquatch while trying to protect a guy. I was about 9 or so at the time and it made me cry. What's worse is that it's really the shining memory I have of my now-deceased Grandmother.

    • @agrilledsandwich2745
      @agrilledsandwich2745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I would love that, im very into mythology and legends and myths

    • @MrDoomDawg
      @MrDoomDawg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Idk, you made it sound cool tbh. Your grandmother gave you a book of folk tales, and one of them moved you enough to make you cry. That sounds sweet more than anything

    • @skeebomcjeebo7721
      @skeebomcjeebo7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want the book! I love Native American culture! It's so rich and beautiful! My least favorite part about it is how people on their periods can't participate in rituals though. It really sucks when your at a Native American celebration and you can't participate :(

    • @ZudeXbox360
      @ZudeXbox360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a 1/4th Native, this kinda interests me. Mostly because I had no idea I was a fair bit Native until well into high school.

    • @Left4Sharkbait
      @Left4Sharkbait 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@MrDoomDawg Not really what I intended. I was 9, and anything with a dog dying made me cry. While sure now I'd appreciate them as art, the graphic illustrations of the dogs being killed really didn't help.

  • @TheQuashingoftheTub
    @TheQuashingoftheTub ปีที่แล้ว +25

    My mom gave me the same Plusle plush for like four years straight. I had been looking for a standing Plusle to go with my standing Minun, and she kept giving me the laying Plusle, eventually turning it into a tradition for a while. I finally found a standing Plusle at a convention, but ended up getting the Minun it came with too because I felt bad about separating them lol
    My grandma gave my sis a Sarah Huckabee book for christmas, not realizing she's the only person in the family AND friendgroup who likes Huckabee, so we couldn't even regift it lol
    Edit: New stories
    These, of course, were not bad presents.
    One year, my biggest sister and brother got each other the same book by sheer coincidence. Both came to me and middle sis talking about how they grew up with the old Nintendo Power Link to the Past comics, and both spent months searching for the omnibus. We had to wait a whole three days to watch them open the presents at the exact same time.
    Last year, I bought a Soundwave helmet for shits and giggles as part of a Gamestop sale in like. Summer. By sheer coincidence, my brother bought my sis and I a Megatron helmet "to watch us fight over it," without realizing I _literally had the matching Soundwave to go with it._

  • @ImaginaryAlchemist
    @ImaginaryAlchemist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    My grandma used to send me some pretty bad gifts. One that sticks out is this hideous blouse and skirt. Turns out, it was something that didn't fit her, so she sent it to me instead. I was a young teen, and it definitely looked like something a grandma would wear. Needless to say, it got donated.

  • @dylankrejci9965
    @dylankrejci9965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    I got a “bad gift” at the time that turned into one of the most influential gifts I’d ever gotten. My grandma got me the ultimate guide to Minecraft because some kid my age had told her at the store kids liked the game. I’d never played before.
    But I decided to give it a shot. And now like 7 years later I’m still playing.

    • @rhythmandblues_alibi
      @rhythmandblues_alibi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Awww that is so sweet! Now you get to tell everyone your Gran was the one who got you into Minecraft!

    • @jebediahkerman9426
      @jebediahkerman9426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Are you an identical clone of me from another universe? Exactly the same happened to me

    • @kevintrang6447
      @kevintrang6447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Did you build a dirt pillar at spawn tho?

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I started playing Minecraft in 2015 bc my brother got it as a Christmas gift and didn’t like it. I played it for hours every chance I got

    • @bombdotcom2168
      @bombdotcom2168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I got my dad an ultimate guide to minecraft book when he was struggling to figure out how to play with me and my brother. He used to play exclusively on the Xbox with us, so it took him a while getting used to playing on a computer lol

  • @benpepin7872
    @benpepin7872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    I used to go to a Christmas party that would have a gift War. You know, one person unwraps a gift, the second person can either take that gift or open a new one, the third can take a gift from someone else or open a new one... the Only Rule is you can't stick someone with the gift that they brought.
    Three straight years in a row, someone brought a copy of the secret of nimh on DVD. And all three years, when the gift war was over, I was stuck with it.
    Year 4, I asked that DVDs be forbidden, and explained exactly why. The organisers wouldn't do it. So that year I wrapped up the three copies I still had all together, and brought that as my gift.
    I left that night...with a copy of the secret of nimh on DVD, and was no longer invited to the party in future. I don't care, I made my point.

    • @xxx-ie9ic
      @xxx-ie9ic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry man. They sound like aholes ngl.

    • @Lratiobozo
      @Lratiobozo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That sucks but good job

    • @spencergrover6886
      @spencergrover6886 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      That’s rough buddy.

    • @NonbinaryLesbian
      @NonbinaryLesbian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lol they're so petty

    • @ennibee6684
      @ennibee6684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think there might've been some sort of inside joke at your expense, cmon how is it possible that you ended up with the dvd alla four years?

  • @-belue-6697
    @-belue-6697 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “HOW AN ORGAN WORKS!”
    My dumb ass fully thinking it was a book about the organs in your body…possibly just one specific organ!…
    Two seconds later: “I DON’T PLAY THE ORGAN!”…
    Me: “OH! OK! 🤡”

  • @Lolbit_The_Fox
    @Lolbit_The_Fox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    The worst gift I ever received was this really annoying alarm clock thing that was cheaply painted pink (for the record, I hate pink) and one of the hands was kind of broken. It worked once (in the middle of the night before I had a test in elementary school) and never again.

    • @Calamibee
      @Calamibee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ???

    • @smalllfox
      @smalllfox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Calamibee what's confusing about this

    • @chocolatethedog5085
      @chocolatethedog5085 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      jeez, you mus'tve nearly had a heart attack when it did that in the mddle of the night

    • @cam4636
      @cam4636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is it, the worst gift.

    • @Lolbit_The_Fox
      @Lolbit_The_Fox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chocolate the dog yes I did

  • @strawberry-sundae
    @strawberry-sundae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    3:55 omg I feel her pain. I'm a professional confectioner and I used to get so many spatulas and whisks for christmas EVERY year. It's literally my fucking job, why would anyone think that I don't have basic tools in my kitchen???
    And they weren't even good quality, they were usually cheap, with cute girly design... It's like giving an easy bake oven to a chef.

    • @santadbg5759
      @santadbg5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lol this is why when I’m older I’m just giving my nephews/nieces money and gift cards

    • @ShyFly221
      @ShyFly221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I get piping tips, so i have 3 sets of piping tips, and an emergency/travel set. I actually get prett decent spatulas most of the time

    • @Serena-or7sl
      @Serena-or7sl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@santadbg5759 The other idea is to ask if they need something

    • @santadbg5759
      @santadbg5759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Serena-or7sl but they can just buy what they want if i give them money

    • @runarandersen878
      @runarandersen878 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      An example of how you should know to not give in that field. A friend of mine collects perfumes and have a lot. I would not give him perfumes, because I don’t know what he have and don’t have. Or what he specifically like and don’t like.

  • @pigeon1923
    @pigeon1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    My mother is the queen of "worst" gifts.
    This Christmas she got me a 6 pack of chocolate donuts, some shower gel and sanitary pads, which accidentally got opened by my niece and was too late for her to say they're mine as she had promptly hidden them away from the rest of the family. I don't like chocolate donuts, I'm allergic to the shower gel and I don't use pads. Thanks mum, it's the thought that counts!
    The worst was when she bought me a Hannah Montana guitar and microphone set for Christmas. I was about 12-13. I was so happy. Well, she never let me play it at all in the house because I "didn't know how to play" and I wasn't allowed lessons. She also kept the karaoke part to herself. Never understood why she just didn't buy herself a karaoke set and get me something practical I could use.
    My all time favourite gift of hers was my 16th birthday. I got a family box of Cheerios, milk, some extra strong mature cheddar, microwave pizzas and some other food items that should be refrigerated. My birthday is in summer and she left it all wrapped up in a plastic from the night before or something in the hottest room of the house. Honestly, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry when we found that mess. I really appreciate all her gifts but sometimes she just doesn't think them through fully.

    • @Sorrow-d4o
      @Sorrow-d4o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Your mum sounds like hilarious lmao

    • @squigg7107
      @squigg7107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      That guitar thing is infuriating

    • @pigeon1923
      @pigeon1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @HoneyAnimation my mother. Not the first time she done something like this and not the last.
      Funnily enough, she also bought me a really nice acoustic guitar the next year or so because I complained about not being able to use the hannah Montana one. But she only let me learn at school in my own time. Because of the exams I was focusing on I gave up on learning it and lost it somewhere

    • @xdgamerkid
      @xdgamerkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      damn your mother sounds like an asshole

    • @binkao2938
      @binkao2938 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know if your mom is just stupid, but not knowing that this actually sounds really abusive and narcissistic.

  • @ares395
    @ares395 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    As an autistic person all of these horrible, horrible stories only solidify my opinion that suprise gifts are shit. Why are so many people so far up their own asses that they think they know exactly what a person wants only for said person to be horribly disappointed. If a person wants something, don't give them a shittier version of what they want. Never do that. Just give them something else entirely or don't ask in the first place.

    • @Anotherdawgthatiscrispy
      @Anotherdawgthatiscrispy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah like surprise gifts are hit or miss. Like you could get the best thing ever or the worst thing that could make you cry. Which is why I prefer gifts I want as an autistic person as well.

    • @kaibird542
      @kaibird542 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m also autistic and I always tell my parents exactly what I want for any gift-related holidays. Thankfully they are more than happy to let me do that X)

    • @tictacmothma
      @tictacmothma 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Autism has nothing to do with it. I wish people would stop throwing around the name of my medical disorder as though it has anything to do with a random TH-cam video. Autism is a serious condition that causes serious problems and makes us autistics wish to remove our brains and replace them with a normal brain, then burn our defective brains and send the ashes in a rocket headed into a black hole so the horribleness of autism can never again contaminate our minds! Yet, any random TH-cam video, someone is saying, "I have autism, and I like this video about Minecraft" as though Minecraft is something exclusively for and universally enjoyed by autism, or on any random Amazon product review, you'll see "I have autism, so I like this cheese grater" as if it has anything to do with it. Minecraft, cheese graters, and recognizing bad gifts are NOT in the diagnostic criteria for autism as listed in the DSM-5! Autism is not some cutesy fun word to throw around at random! I'm so sick of it! No one ever says, "I have cancer, so I like Sonic the Hedgehog." Why not? Because medical status has nothing to do with it! I wish the world would recognize that we are individuals who have our own personalities, and if you or I like or do not like something, it is because YOU as an individual or I as an individual do or do not like it. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH OUR MEDICAL DISORDER!

    • @ares395
      @ares395 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tictacmothma I think you need to calm down and stop projecting and overall just being plain stupid. You don't know me, you don't know the context, you don't know anything. Every day I wish I'd never wake up. You think I like life? Where did you see me glorify autism as a great thing here? Also stop acting as if every autistic person is the same. What I was referring to is that I'm very, very particular about things I want or like. To the point where it'd be illogical to a 'normal' person. A lot of autistic people have such boxes that tick for certain things, just because they don't for you does not mean anything about the universe outside of your dum dum head.
      'I have autism and enjoy this video about Minecraft' excuse me, so you are saying that it's wrong that an autistic person can enjoy something universally liked? Or maybe it was something about that particular video that that person like, something that you couldn't even take into consideration in your own little ignorant head.
      Also, if you are autistic YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. You should know more about autism than anyone. For example how it doesn't affect everyone the same way, or how there is a reason why it's called a spectrum. Or how it affects guys and girls differently for various reasons. Stop playing educated and actually do some reading. And stop reinforcing this stereotype that autistic people lack empathy by being an ignorant jerk for others.
      I seriously cannot fathom how this simple, without any context about me or my life, comment created so much wrong, fake context in your head just to rant here and piss me off. I'd love to know how you can tell on the internet by one comment how someone is or is not autistic (kind of a superpower isn't it) and how you can tell whether or not they are officially diagnosed. I guess we don't need extensive tests when there's such a prodigy as yourself. (That last sentence is sarcastic, yes autistic people can, in fact, do that too. But just felt like letting you know because I know for a fact that autistic people usually struggle with reading mood, myself included. The rest of the comment is pissed-off mood though. Hope you are happy and that I'll never ever meet you autism gatekeeper.)

    • @mathyw
      @mathyw 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "ermm autism is a serious condition" there is low functioning autism and high functioning autism it is a spectrum
      stop acting like autism is stage 5 double cancer

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 2 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Me and my brother always do this thing where we give each other one real gift, and a joke one to see who can give the weirdest/worst gift. This year, he gave me the Quaker Oats logo cut off the box, and I gave him a bright pink shirt with a Fortnite character on it that says “Dropping into fourth grade.” (He is in 7th grade)

    • @RoxasLov3r4Ev3r
      @RoxasLov3r4Ev3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This was so cute omg, thanks for sharing 😂😂

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's a great tradition, I love it.

    • @chocolatburp2436
      @chocolatburp2436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i want to see the fortnite shirt lmao

    • @name-nn7cs
      @name-nn7cs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      this sounds fun

    • @melaniewilson1742
      @melaniewilson1742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Your gift to him was amazing but the Quaker Oats logo is unbeatable. Just so random and useless.

  • @gameandgamer1479
    @gameandgamer1479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    As a geologist I feel called out by the "a bunch of rocks" one. I give people cool, rareish, exceptional, or useful rocks as gifts often, but my rule for doing so is that it has to be a good "fresh" sample, rather than the hyper-weathered round river rocks you find in landscaping and actual rivers.

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a geologist with "game and gamer" as a username.... right...
      I have seen people get gifted those fake rocks meant for aquariums. Who don't own aquariums....

    • @Spritzkrieg
      @Spritzkrieg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@OffGridInvestor
      He's right, geologists are notorious haters of gaming

    • @kaitdillard
      @kaitdillard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love rocks! I have a small collection myself from places I’ve been. I like to research to see if I can figure out what kind of rock they are and how they were made.

    • @lorifischer6885
      @lorifischer6885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my uncle is a Geologist, and one Christmas he gave me a piece of fossilized coral that he found when he was looking for rocks in the local river. I was in a phase where I was obsessed with rocks, but I still have It today and It's still really cool. I keep it in my room as a paperweight and It's supposedly 1000s of years old! also, you have a really cool Job!

    • @Steelexxe
      @Steelexxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a rock lover, your gifts sound spectacular! Don't be afraid to send me one for the holidays haha

  • @justinepower8406
    @justinepower8406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Funny enough, the "worst" Christmas gift I ever received was one I desperately wanted and loved. You know what it was?... A Wii U. Yep. I BEGGED for one, started saving up for one, watched game trailers nonstop for it (I was obsessed with Splatoon). And when I opened it Christmas day, I cried. Tears of joy... not sadness. Young me loved that damn thing, I truly did love it, honestly. Imagine my surprise when suddenly a few years later, Nintendo announced the poor sales of the console and stopped making games for it... and announced the Nintendo Switch. I was so angry. But I have a switch now, and my Wii U is long gone... I miss you buddy, but you lost your replay ability, and I grew bored, I'm sorry.

    • @bkachu98
      @bkachu98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly why I homebrewed mine lol

    • @KoopaKid660
      @KoopaKid660 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao I had wanted one from the year it came out and I finally got it for Christmas in 2015. Then the switch was announced not even a year later.

    • @YagamiDidntLikeThat
      @YagamiDidntLikeThat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got a wiiu for Christmas a couple years ago. Didn't use it as much and it's now collecting dust in my closet

    • @krimsonkatt
      @krimsonkatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I still use the Wii U to play my old Wii games at a higher quality from time to time, but now on the Wii U side it's basically just a Xenoblade X machine since everything else that matters has been ported to Switch.

    • @Heligoland360
      @Heligoland360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Misread that as "wig" ffs. Only out of place thing before the end was the watching Splatoon ads.

  • @shadow_leaf7965
    @shadow_leaf7965 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    There's been a few, but the worst was probably a porcelain doll antique. I'm terrified of dolls. I still have no idea why my own mother would give that to me

  • @sincerelyrheaa
    @sincerelyrheaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Mine isn’t too bad, but when I was 11, I bought a pretty sketchbook with my own money a few weeks before Christmas. I was looking around my room for the sketchbook, but I couldn’t find it, and obviously I was a bit upset. On Christmas I open my present, and it’s the sketchbook. The one I bought with my own money, regifted back to me.