Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?? For my Discord: / discord For 15 minutes of a grown man losing his mind building a Long Furby: • Let's Build a Long Furby!
Slight spoilers: I have gleaned from the comments that the second clue of the ninth game actually pertains to that game's predecessor, so just give yourself a point if you guess that game franchise as a whole. This bug will be fixed in next patch. I-it just works.
Okay Todd Howard. (Were you actually trying to reference the Chalkeaters song or-) Edit: I now remember that Todd Howard has said it before and it's just that the Chalkeaters also referenced it, apologies. It just works, I guess.
How the heck are the animals "unclothed" like do the parents expect a wild pig to sew a tshirt for itself and wear it? Gosh some people need to learn that wild animals cant make their own clothes and wont enjoy it, amirite?
@@Andriale I know like caffeine is not something you want young kids to have but like??? They see adults and teens drink coffee all the time??? Like it's also Octodad and it's just parents having a morning coffee. The kids have chocolate milk!
@NjordBlaviken It's a persistent and intense dread of not achieving success in one's endeavors, leading to avoidance of risks and challenges. I'm shocked you've never heard of it. It's fairly well-known.
@JayLeeBeanz I feel like the details of this information would be more useful for someone with a ton of weird PTSD triggers than for a parent picking out movies
@JayLeeBeanz I have panic disorder & ocd, and as a kid the mere sight of a gold fish would cause intrusive thoughts and/or a week-long panic attack. Trigger warnings can be pretty useless and extremely generalized, and rarely if ever help people that do have genuine mental health triggers.
so these parents want a game that has no characters, no dialogue, no conflict and no chance of losing so basically they want their kids to watch paint drying
I don't really see these reviews as "THIS GAME HAS ______ , IT'S BAD", more of just warning parents of potential problems they might have with a game, even if many of the reviews are pretty silly.
I find it hilarious that the IMDb parents guide for Miitopia says that “the animation that plays when defeating the final boss may frighten some people” but doesn’t reference the fact that one of the monsters is a LITERAL TWERKING BIRD
Wouldn't it be all if the thought process on that one was not wanting to give kids the urge to try coffee only because their children are hyperactive already?
As someone who grew up with a lot of sheltered friends, I can confirm that, yes, there are parents who believe that these are genuine, crisis-level issues.
I love how these are the issues, but when a real issue appears like bad friends that encourage dumb and dangerous stuff for no reason like pranks or challenges that could get them killed or arrested, they don't say anything.
@@cloudshifter Because that requires something vaguely resembling diplomacy, wording their concerns, communication, and not being an authoritarian tyrant who goes "do it because I said so" instead of explaining "why" and confronting why their kid wants attention and validation they're clearly not getting from better sources. It's much easier to clutch pearls and ban things so they can look and feel like a good parent instead of actually going through the pain of *being* a good parent.
I love how someone was genuinely concerned over Widowmaker's random French phrase but ignored the fact her clothes are almost painted on and the game is about shooting and smashing people in the first place 😂
I love the idea of idea of a parent getting genuinely upset about “unclothed animals” Like we’ve become so fucking sensitive to nudity that not even animals get a pass
@@jonathanluk7 The games that get me all stiffed up like the older RaC games ('I can count the poligons' Ratchet is so oddly atractive to me for some reason) and Starfox Adventures.
4:05 Wait-wait-wait, they don't mean anthropomorphic animals, just regular animals, and they think regular animals being unclothed is a parent guidance issue... Wtf?
its halarious how they dont even mention how you can kill them, not that its a issue, but if animals being unclothed is than the death of said unclothes animals should be as well
4:23 Mormons aren't allowed to drink coffee (alongside tea and alcohol), and since Mormons (especially parents) tend to be, um, "overprotective", it's not a surprise that this would be noted in this kind of section. Also IMDB documenting video games is something that TV Tropes calls an "Artifact Title" (ironically, the name "TV Tropes" is an example of said trope)
@@luminous.iolite the higher levels of friendship can appear romantic like characters having heart eyes and saying theyre soulmates but theres no actual romantic implications outside of the friendship system
Not sure if Matt is aware of this, but 'Nipple%' is a genuine speedrun category. It currently has 609 runs on the leaderboard and the world record is 7 minutes and 26 seconds.
Classic nipple speedruns. Best way to get back at Nintendo for being a bad company lol. I can only imagine Nintendo trying to copyright strike every Nipple% speedrun, and failing.
I love how in the Fortnite one they mention nonexistent nudity, Travis Scott saying frick, which hardly even counts as a swear word, and what’s basically a theory that Slurp Juice is alcoholic, and mentions nothing about the realistic guns.
hmm yes I wonder what part of the political spectrum someone who is offended by a bare midriff and a black rapper but not by characters shooting realistic machine guns at each other might fall upon 🤔
i love how parents get annoyed that there are innuendos, even tho the point of innuendos is u cant understand them if u dont know about what they are referencing
For shits and giggles, I was randomly looking at other games' parents guides over here, and I spotted this one on Super Mario 64: "Due to how old this game is, the controls are a bit different to modern day 3D platforms which could be hard to get used to for modern players and/or frustrating to work with." This *somehow* appeared under "Frightening and Intense Scenes". I'm trying to figure this one out.
I'd put for "Frightening and Intense Scenes": "One of the levels is a haunted mansion with creepy music. One of it's areas has a haunted piano that may frighten some players."
When I was in elementary school, my and some other kids had a pole dancing contest. Me and two other kids were the judges and a couple of other kids were trying to win. We had no idea that pole dancing was a real thing, our thought process was “There’s a giant pole in the playground. Hey! What if we do a dance routine and spin around it and climb it!” Of course, when the adults learned that we had a pole dancing contest, they absolutely freaked out, telling us to never do it again. So many adults assume that even a slight reference to something adult will corrupt a kid, not taking into account that kids have no idea what any of it means.
Plus, not all pole dancing has to do with stripping. There are people who do it just as a form of dance. My friends mother had a pole in her house and did it as a workout, she was not a stripper or ever took her clothes of doing it, of course. Peope like to jump to the worst conclusions and assumed she did private strip shows in the same house as her child.
At base, the Parents Guide for IMDB is a fairly useful idea, as it can give you a basic idea of what to expect from the movie/tv ahow your interested it. I think the main problem is that the contents of these Parents Guide pages are not checked for accuracy or really regulated at all so it just takes one dingus to completely remove any value from the guide.
True and sometimes when I wanna watch a movie or play a game I check imdb to see that it’s good and when it’s pretty bad I hold off on it then when I go back it’s not even that bad and way over exaggerated
Fun Fact: The Plants vs. Zombies official actually had declared the Red Stains on the Buckethead helmet is paint. He worked painting people’s Walls before dying.
What’s funnier is I actually played CO-OP with my sister and it’s pretty much a kindergarten book turned into a game. Very family friendly dialogue and very few (I’ll be it noticeable) mentions of violence. So anyways the hen-tie and the fact Octodad is missing 2 tentacles and has 2 kids was hilarious… So fun fact some octopus use there tentacles by ripping them off and yeah… explains the missing tentacles.
The truth of the matter is that your kid is going to be exposed to... less than desirable elements... at some point, regardless of your efforts to protect them. What matters is that you build a relationship with them such that you can guide and advise them through their exposure to them. What happens too often is that children rebel against overprotective parents and delve deeply into such things out of adolescent spite, and then have no one to balance them out because they're hiding it from you, the ones who are supposed to support and help them.
-kidnaps the main character's girlfriend -is the main villain -he loses in the end and everyone is happy afterwards "bOWseR iS eNCourAGinG brIDe kIDnaPPinG"
this is how my parents were. i bought 2 games off steam a while back. of course i had to show what i bought and they asked me "you are sure these games are appropriate right?" the games were geometry dash and stardew valley.
Yeah but you get married and have children in stardew valley which is inappropriate, don't forget all the *scary* monsters in the mines, as for geometry dash it obviously has a lot of spikes and fire which can be terrifying
Some of these are hilariously weird, but the KH3 is honestly pretty on point as far as warnings go, everyone DOES kinda get murdered real quick with a bunch of terror shots
I'm concerned as to why someone thought that animals should be clothed. Like, do they go to zoos and complain to the keepers that the giraffes aren't wearing trousers.
LBP1 tutorials were really unhinged. There is one where the narrator just straight up talks like a stereotypical junkie, with the slang and subtle drug reference.
Splatoon 2: Jellyfish character has a hidden swear word on their shirt, Octo Expansion DLC has a robot committing mass genocide with a blender, lore bits revealing humanity's extinction. IMDB: Shella Fresh naughty ;-;
I'm pretty sure that entry was written by a Soccermom who believes in the "Participation Award" mindset. Wouldn't surprise me if that actually was the case tbh
@@Idiotic_B_Purcell And no doubt the people who complain about young people who apparently demand awards for participating in anything are the same ones who would gladly give out those 'awards' because they think children are too fragile to cope with not winning failing to realise their actions would lead to the fragility they despise.
@@1Thunderfire I wasn't being one of those complaining. Just stating a theory. My high school actually believed in that "hUrR dEe DuRr We'Re AlL cHaMpIoNs" and "eVeRyOnE's SpEcIaL" bullshit and it pisses me off to no end (They're a "Special" Education school so what could I say?). These folks need to accept reality and move on with life, because face it, if everyone were special, then no one would be. To those who actually are being hypocrites (like how you said), I've got this to say: *Man up, sunshine.*
4:55 The bucket actually has read paint as shown in an early design with him being a painter, and the one wanting hugs is Cactus, and *it says "she's been seeing an armadillo for a while and it seems to be working out"*
I like how the game about a near-extinction event for humanity in which resulted in every living human being consumed in a macroscopic grey goo scenario has "arrows will persist when impaling people" as a listed concern.
Parents logic: "I don't want to look at the singular letter rating on the box; too much work. I'll just read long reviews on a website, that's much better."
Ikr, reading what the back of the box says would be silly! I would really only use the parents guide to see HOW explicit things like nudity and language are. Like I do that for myself with R rated movies since I don't like watching the graphic stuff.
It's actually better. The rating systems allow and disallow really weird things. For example Coraline is PG-13 or something like that, which a lot of parents think mean it's suitable for their kid. But no, that stands for "parental guidance" meaning you actually do need to know the content to know if it's alright. That movie scares some kids really badly lol. There's also the scene where you can see some old lady's entire boobs. Only their nipples are covered. But tbh I think the concept of kids not being allowed to see nudity is weird. It's not like they're sinning by seeing it and it's not going to disgust them either if they're used to it.
@@catpoke9557 no it's even worse is actually pg-rated movie not a PG-13 rated movie I don't know why that movie has a PG rating but it does you got the rating wrong but the rest of this is correct
Mario is an icon for a reason. look at him. a chipper middle-aged man, always ready to do what's best for the people around him, and who is comfortable in his body.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for TH-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear qlan
Never add jokes to sites like these, parents will believe these lines without question. Edit: ...I just learned it was in the game... I have never played Spyro admittedly but I have seen someone play myself.
@@legendgames128 that scene actually is in the game. I thought it was absolutely hilarious that a character calling someone ‘stupid’ was on the parents guide but a scene where a bunch of Disney characters essentially get murdered wasn’t, so I added it for the fun of it
Show these people the violent fantasy novels for 9 year olds that resemble an adult or teen anime more than a children’s book, they’ll probably go in to a coma.
The funny thing is that the third LittleBigPlanet game has an object literally called a vintage wine bottle, while the alleged, “beer bottle” in the first game could really have anything in it.
A long, long time ago, long before video game magazines were even a thing, before Playstation existed and while PC was trying very, very hard to become a contender for part of the video game market, my father wrote reviews for a local video game shop specifically to help parents figure out whether or not these games were suitable for their children. He'd play these games extensively and write as many notes on them as possible to really get into the nitty-gritty of what might impact a child's mental health in the future, what could make a game "too adult" for a kid, and even began to receive free software and games for this very purpose. Meanwhile, he sat me down at three or four and taught me how to play DOOM because he knew I could handle it. Rather than potentially scarring me for life, all this has done is made me a more creative artist (with a side interest in practicing medicine). Seriously, don't underestimate your children, folks! Not all of them are going to be tough as nails, no, and I'm well aware I'm a bizarre fringe case - but they're not all going to be absolutely fragile creatures made of porcelain, either.
Due to you talking about doom I'm thinking your talking about mid 1990s to 2000s. I'm relatively confused on how PC games were less popular as this was right before/going into the golden age of mmos. Pretty sure Ultima was also out at the time of doom but maybe a couple years off
@@imm-a-bot Aha, to be fair, that's likely a mistake on my part - as I said, I was really young at the time, so I probably got the wrong impression listening to my dad and uncle talk about video games and consoles and the like.
Reminds me of how my dad (who was never a gamer in any real capacity) picked up COD Modern Warfare on the Wii and let me and my brother play it at 11. Hey, there wasn’t much blood, no serious curse words, just shooting; and by that point we had started seeing a decent number of R-rated films. I’m honestly not too sure why the game was rated M.
*happy doom noises* That aside, my dad let me watch him play bioshock and fallout 3 (I distinctly remember the end of the game). A few years later he let me play them, I was maybe 7 or 8 and it wasn’t even that bad. Gore, maybe, but 2 am fnaf sessions are what got me
Splatoon 2: Guy kidnaps woman, basically drugs her with hypnosis against her will, robot commits mass genocide with a blender, Marina makes the suggestive splat zone comment, you get to explode people with the equabilent to missiles, you work in a version of the military, enslavement, Capn Cuttlefish is implied to be racist, so on… IMDb: Shella fresh bad and agent 8 character creator scene bad :(
"Some controversial topics inculde embryonic stem cell research and gender roles in religion" Oh that could be anyth- "One outfit available to the player exposes the main character's midrift" Oh. That's Aloy.
I was just playing the first game again to warm up for Forbidden West, when I looked at the first sentence I was confused because, embryonic stem cell research isn't exactly a topic in the game, and "gender roles in religion" was pretty broad... but once the second sentence came up I had the same thought of "Oh. Carja armor. Right, that's Aloy"
"Controversial" as in my world view is so hilariously fragile I know that my child merely knowing about certain things might make it fall apart for them.
I like how they noted that in the DLC, you see a slight bit of skin and that you can shoot paint, and didn't note anything about the mind control, the 10006 implied murders via blender, the unethical testing, the fact your character is escaping a military dictatorship, or the attempted genocide.
I instantly knew Splatoon 2 and Fortnite because Splatoon 2 has the store “Shella Fresh” which is the footwear store in the game, and Fortnite is easy because it’s literally the only game that’s had a Travis Scott concert…
Just so you know, Mario has never said “oh my god” in the entire time he’s had a voice. He might have in the live-action 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie but that’s a completely different version of Mario.
I knew the PvZ one was PvZ from the get go. There’s a special memory that sits in my head rent free of me back when I was 5 cowering under my desk as the zombie walked in the house and the bloke would scream. But sometimes the scary shit in games you smile back on the most.
"With invisibility, you can spy on people while they're...inking they're splat zone." - Marina, Splatoon 2 It's a shame out was only for a splatfest, so you would've had to play the game during a particular week a few years ago to see it.
-Reckless driving is encouraged. -Cars are shown being driven without a license plate. - Game mechanics may not be consistent with the laws of physics. Sincerely, Karen
I would spend hours a day watching my mom play DK64, telling her "Go here!" or "Do that! It'll work, I promise!" We never beat the game, but it was fun and I knew the game from a very young age. The fact that people think it can be unfriendly to children blows my mind.
I think it’s good that IMDb had video games on there now, there is so much overlap between especially in voice actors. There are so many VAs that are iconic cartoon characters as well as great video game characters. A gig is a gig.
Ones I guessed right: 0:33 2:39 3:32 4:44 5:22 6:10 6:46 (Side note: I think some of these parents had legitimate concerns/warnings. Many of them are absurd or overreactive, yes, but I found myself agreeing with some.)
I like how someone played Horizon Zero Dawn and thought: "Well, these mission were you have to kill like a dozen people seem fine, but a matriarchal society? No, that is dangerous!"
"One cutscene depicts a clone who talks about his impending death as he slowly disintegrates." - The ESRB description for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
My god it's like reading the "Getting Crap Past the Radar" page on TV Tropes all over again. Also, I wonder what these moral guardians would have to say about Lego Games.
Violence and gore: "Character opens a box and a disco ball comes out of it. The bad guys start dancing before one of them turns into a giant lighting monster and kills all the other bad guys while they're still dancing." "Character opens a box and ghosts come out of it. Several of the bad guy's heads appear to melt ever so slightly - it's hardly noticeable but could be unsettling for young players - before being blown off."
Violence and Gore Characters can use guns, knives and even vehicles to kill each other. They scream in pain when killed. Sex or Nudity A lot of female characters are half nude, but their breasts are drawn like on a shirt. Strong Language A character says that he isn't dead.
@@rubyzombiesniper3699 Dang, I only got 3 and two halves out of 20. (For context I gave myself a half point on two of them for guessing the series rather than the exact game.)
the kh3 one is like a top gear opening: "tonight! james calls someone stupid, slight alcohol references in the pirates world, and there's a scene near the end where we get killed off"
I think this format could be done really well with common sense media, which is basically an entire page about this. You would need to use a private tab that clears your data after you use it, because the site only lets you look at 3 free reviews.
That one leans more into the "aaahhh, its fine" part. I looked at their Hades entry and it mentions the pool of blood that the player is put into when they die, but has no mention of the entirety of aphrodite, who is not wearing any clothes
I immediately guessed Kingdom Hearts, though I don't remember "stupid" being said in KH3 I immediately remembered Sora yelling "You're stupid!" To Riku in the first game I believe
Probably because the word stupid is such a petty thing to find unsuitable for kids that the only time you noticed it was when there was an awkward silence beforehand.
What...? XD They didn't know that Axel(Lea)did the 'You can do it!' gesture which in Europe is considered flipping the bird there(and that's why there was a Mild Language label on the ESRB rating for KH3).
Fun fact: about the line about blood at 4:51. Some concept art show the bucket zombie wearing a full painting outfit, revealing that the "blood" was just red paint the entire time.
Slight spoilers: I have gleaned from the comments that the second clue of the ninth game actually pertains to that game's predecessor, so just give yourself a point if you guess that game franchise as a whole. This bug will be fixed in next patch. I-it just works.
Matt, your voiceover makes these a thousand times funnier! 😂
where do you find these guides lol??? you actually made me laugh dude, thanks. haven't laughed in like a week.
Matt, I’ve watched a few of your vids and you have earned a subscribe
@@DankWilliams_Jr. Thanks!
Okay Todd Howard.
(Were you actually trying to reference the Chalkeaters song or-)
Edit: I now remember that Todd Howard has said it before and it's just that the Chalkeaters also referenced it, apologies. It just works, I guess.
I love how Minecraft actually has some violence and scary scenes but the parents are concerned about "unclothed animals"
Forget violence you LITERALLY GO TO HELL. TWO KINDS OF IT EVEN. (Now three, what with the Warden if you go too deep...)
You also can also eat zombies, which I did actually find a bit freaky as a kid
@@neoqwerty The end is more like purgatory
How the heck are the animals "unclothed" like do the parents expect a wild pig to sew a tshirt for itself and wear it? Gosh some people need to learn that wild animals cant make their own clothes and wont enjoy it, amirite?
i cant count the amount of times ive been jumpscared by a skeleton
"Coffee is portrayed"
Oh, the HORROR! Who will think of the children?!
"Annnnd that's why coffee's for grown-ups!"
Me who drank coffee as an infant:
They must have been Mormon. I’ve never gotten the whole “no drinking coffee or tea” thing.
@@Andriale I know like caffeine is not something you want young kids to have but like??? They see adults and teens drink coffee all the time??? Like it's also Octodad and it's just parents having a morning coffee. The kids have chocolate milk!
@@LenaVoices Mormons don't drink coffee or tea, ever. Adults included
“When he gets him off, Spider-Man pulls it out, spurting more”
What a beautifully crafted sentence
🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐
They definitely knew
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😏😏🤨🤨🥹🥹😳😳🤤🤤🛩️🏢 OH SHIT WRONG EMOJI XRDNETKTHNONKUN
Worse than the actual game.
"losing can be unsettling for some" is funnier than anything satirical I could come up with
It's weird how accurate that is for those who deal with fear of failure...
@NjordBlaviken It's a persistent and intense dread of not achieving success in one's endeavors, leading to avoidance of risks and challenges.
I'm shocked you've never heard of it. It's fairly well-known.
I played the game when I was six, and I genuinely would be on the floor in tears when I lost 💀
Overconfidence is a slow something killer
@@RosheenQuynhoh my god shut the hell up
parents need to learn how to let their kids handle this kind of stuff and not ban them from playing mario because PLUMBER NIPPLES
Plumber nipples lead to arson
The kid looks at their chest one day has a mental breakdown
But the Hotwheels DLC in Forza horizon 4 leads to extreme aggression and breakdowns. I know from experience.
@JayLeeBeanz I feel like the details of this information would be more useful for someone with a ton of weird PTSD triggers than for a parent picking out movies
@JayLeeBeanz I have panic disorder & ocd, and as a kid the mere sight of a gold fish would cause intrusive thoughts and/or a week-long panic attack. Trigger warnings can be pretty useless and extremely generalized, and rarely if ever help people that do have genuine mental health triggers.
so these parents want a game that has no characters, no dialogue, no conflict and no chance of losing
so basically they want their kids to watch paint drying
They think that kids will realise humans have nibbles and have a meltdown
yeah as someone who grew up in that type i agree their gonna find out eventually
Lawnmower simulator
Watching paint dry is a half life 2 mod about well watching paint dry. Jolly made a video about it I think
I don't really see these reviews as "THIS GAME HAS ______ , IT'S BAD", more of just warning parents of potential problems they might have with a game, even if many of the reviews are pretty silly.
i love how you can literally go to hell in Minecraft but the parent is worried about “unclothed animals”
fr
also any kids playing minecraft have definitely seen that before with no issues bc literally all animals are naked 24/7
I find it hilarious that the IMDb parents guide for Miitopia says that “the animation that plays when defeating the final boss may frighten some people” but doesn’t reference the fact that one of the monsters is a LITERAL TWERKING BIRD
three of 'em iirc! at least one of which has a mouth RIGHT where the butthole should be.
A twerking bird that attacks with farts.
If Half-Life was on here, I'm guessing they would mention the testicle monster that shoots out literal semen
I don’t think I want to know what the sauce is on the Turkey Curry
@@cowrocks3630I haven't gone this far yet in this game have I
"Coffee is portrayed" might be the hardest I've laughed at anything in a long time.
heaven forbid that the youth know of coffee
@JayLeeBeanz Mormonism teaches not to drink coffee or tea. They're presumably mormons.
@@IsaacIsaacIsaacson i think you addded an extra m in the second sentence there
Wouldn't it be all if the thought process on that one was not wanting to give kids the urge to try coffee only because their children are hyperactive already?
@@user-yn4eg8re9r no there is the proper amount of m
As someone who grew up with a lot of sheltered friends, I can confirm that, yes, there are parents who believe that these are genuine, crisis-level issues.
@@OrigamiAhsoka No, not coffee! Anything but!
@@apocalypseofplush C O F F E
Humanity truly is falling apart
I love how these are the issues, but when a real issue appears like bad friends that encourage dumb and dangerous stuff for no reason like pranks or challenges that could get them killed or arrested, they don't say anything.
@@cloudshifter Because that requires something vaguely resembling diplomacy, wording their concerns, communication, and not being an authoritarian tyrant who goes "do it because I said so" instead of explaining "why" and confronting why their kid wants attention and validation they're clearly not getting from better sources.
It's much easier to clutch pearls and ban things so they can look and feel like a good parent instead of actually going through the pain of *being* a good parent.
I love how someone was genuinely concerned over Widowmaker's random French phrase but ignored the fact her clothes are almost painted on and the game is about shooting and smashing people in the first place 😂
@@CaptZack-qw9kryes no matter who dies keep the French away
@@CaptZack-qw9kramen 🙏💯
Ah yes, “bride kidnapping.” As if Bowser doesn’t do that in
Every
Other
Mario
Game.
well no he doesn't. bowser captures peach to have the opportunity to defeat mario
This is the first time he’s actually tried to marry peach instead of just kidnapping her.
I love the idea of idea of a parent getting genuinely upset about “unclothed animals”
Like we’ve become so fucking sensitive to nudity that not even animals get a pass
And in *MINECRAFT* of all games, one of the least sugestive videogames ever
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 I don't know man, everytime I look at the ender dragon I get my ender rod hard
@@jonathanluk7 The games that get me all stiffed up like the older RaC games ('I can count the poligons' Ratchet is so oddly atractive to me for some reason) and Starfox Adventures.
@@rac1equalsbestgame853 *cough* you might be a furry
@@gildagodfrey5108 Yes I am
4:05 Wait-wait-wait, they don't mean anthropomorphic animals, just regular animals, and they think regular animals being unclothed is a parent guidance issue... Wtf?
the person that wrote it is kinda sus
Catholics
@@rangerleaf1505 more accurately, middle-aged Bible Belt moms that post to Facebook about Jesus at least twice a day
its halarious how they dont even mention how you can kill them, not that its a issue, but if animals being unclothed is than the death of said unclothes animals should be as well
I won't take my kids to the farm unless they put some pants on those cows!
4:23 Mormons aren't allowed to drink coffee (alongside tea and alcohol), and since Mormons (especially parents) tend to be, um, "overprotective", it's not a surprise that this would be noted in this kind of section.
Also IMDB documenting video games is something that TV Tropes calls an "Artifact Title" (ironically, the name "TV Tropes" is an example of said trope)
That's what I was thinking too, a Mormon parent, or potentially a parent that doesn't want their kids drinking coffee and bring too hyper
Fun fact: Miitopia is rated 18+ in Russia because you can have same-sex friendship relationships
Wtf Russia, men can't be friends? Just wait until they go to East Asia
FRIENDSHIP?? WHY IS THAT INAPPROPRIATE
@@luminous.iolite the nature in which that it is presented makes it look like a romantic relationship
@@luminous.iolite the higher levels of friendship can appear romantic like characters having heart eyes and saying theyre soulmates but theres no actual romantic implications outside of the friendship system
@ThatJbird well it kind of make sense. Did you know that sex education is being taught to pre teens?
Not sure if Matt is aware of this, but 'Nipple%' is a genuine speedrun category.
It currently has 609 runs on the leaderboard and the world record is 7 minutes and 26 seconds.
I was not aware of this. I am surprised and delighted.
@@Matt_Rose My god that's a terrifying concept innit
Classic nipple speedruns. Best way to get back at Nintendo for being a bad company lol. I can only imagine Nintendo trying to copyright strike every Nipple% speedrun, and failing.
@@Matt_Rose it's just getting the boxers only outfit as fast as possible and it's glorious
Yes
I love how in the Fortnite one they mention nonexistent nudity, Travis Scott saying frick, which hardly even counts as a swear word, and what’s basically a theory that Slurp Juice is alcoholic, and mentions nothing about the realistic guns.
America moment
“It’s just a banana ma’am “
Fair but Fortnite is cringe so I'll let it slide
hmm yes I wonder what part of the political spectrum someone who is offended by a bare midriff and a black rapper but not by characters shooting realistic machine guns at each other might fall upon 🤔
@@spectrestain4360 dude…
i love how they called the enemies in splatoon 2 storymode aliens lmfao
guess frye was right when she said dj octavio's octobot was a UFO
I love how the minecraft one talked about the goats jumpscaring you, but not the scary cave sounds, the warden, all the bosses, or even creepers
Warden probably didn’t exist when it was written
@@winxwest2964 then consider everything else
the guardian jumpscare too
"Minecraft has unclothed animals."
It would be weirder if they had clothes on...
Ferb I know what we're gonna do today.
animal crossing type shit
I mean, the PC gamer cd demo has cloth on them...
@@netmeister7941 Nah its morel ike a sign
i love how parents get annoyed that there are innuendos, even tho the point of innuendos is u cant understand them if u dont know about what they are referencing
These parents would die if they heard any of the inuendos the PS2 RaC's got away with 😂
"I swear the kid looked 18"
Tbf young children could repeat phrases without knowing context, which can lead to awkward situations.
@@happycamperds9917 That’s life tho. They’re probably gonna do that no matter what
@Clu Rosencrans what is strangle mccock from
Not an innuendo but I thought it hilarious when my sister told me when my niece went to ask for serviettes but said cigarettes instead.
“Coffee is portrayed”
*gasp*
"Coffee is portrayed" has to be my new favorite content warning. It makes my life feel much more scandalous.
I'm surprised the over-protective parents didn't mention Chunky Kong being referred to as "one hell of a guy."
AAAAA SATAN AAAA SANTA NOOO
They couldn't deny it was true lol
He's dead.
Probably because it was very quickly censored to "heck of a guy" after the first printing of the game.
@@Evnyofdeath It was only changed in the Super Smash Bros. remix of the song. It was never changed in the original game.
For shits and giggles, I was randomly looking at other games' parents guides over here, and I spotted this one on Super Mario 64:
"Due to how old this game is, the controls are a bit different to modern day 3D platforms which could be hard to get used to for modern players and/or frustrating to work with." This *somehow* appeared under "Frightening and Intense Scenes". I'm trying to figure this one out.
*the camera that is called frustrating:* am I a joke to you?
I'd put for "Frightening and Intense Scenes": "One of the levels is a haunted mansion with creepy music. One of it's areas has a haunted piano that may frighten some players."
New experiences can be scary
It's a frightening and intense scene irl when trying to master the speed running strategies
@@bustb0y The entire concept of parallel universes in SM64 was both amazing and frightening the first time I learned of it.
When I was in elementary school, my and some other kids had a pole dancing contest. Me and two other kids were the judges and a couple of other kids were trying to win. We had no idea that pole dancing was a real thing, our thought process was “There’s a giant pole in the playground. Hey! What if we do a dance routine and spin around it and climb it!” Of course, when the adults learned that we had a pole dancing contest, they absolutely freaked out, telling us to never do it again. So many adults assume that even a slight reference to something adult will corrupt a kid, not taking into account that kids have no idea what any of it means.
Plus, not all pole dancing has to do with stripping. There are people who do it just as a form of dance. My friends mother had a pole in her house and did it as a workout, she was not a stripper or ever took her clothes of doing it, of course. Peope like to jump to the worst conclusions and assumed she did private strip shows in the same house as her child.
At base, the Parents Guide for IMDB is a fairly useful idea, as it can give you a basic idea of what to expect from the movie/tv ahow your interested it. I think the main problem is that the contents of these Parents Guide pages are not checked for accuracy or really regulated at all so it just takes one dingus to completely remove any value from the guide.
True and sometimes when I wanna watch a movie or play a game I check imdb to see that it’s good and when it’s pretty bad I hold off on it then when I go back it’s not even that bad and way over exaggerated
Fun Fact: The Plants vs. Zombies official actually had declared the Red Stains on the Buckethead helmet is paint. He worked painting people’s Walls before dying.
I didn't even notice "red stains" when I played the games.
Who the heck paints their walls red?
@@heyoyo10gaming4 houses with red walls
@@heyoyo10gaming4 there’s a game about painting the town red so that’s probably a side quest
@@heyoyo10gaming4 Me?
That Hen-Tie joke was genius. Well done developers.
Literally.
Young Horses
@@bfbuildersWe stan, they do similar stuff in Bugsnax and it's just as good.
@@bfbuilders indeed
What’s funnier is I actually played CO-OP with my sister and it’s pretty much a kindergarten book turned into a game.
Very family friendly dialogue and very few (I’ll be it noticeable) mentions of violence.
So anyways the hen-tie and the fact Octodad is missing 2 tentacles and has 2 kids was hilarious…
So fun fact some octopus use there tentacles by ripping them off and yeah… explains the missing tentacles.
The truth of the matter is that your kid is going to be exposed to... less than desirable elements... at some point, regardless of your efforts to protect them. What matters is that you build a relationship with them such that you can guide and advise them through their exposure to them.
What happens too often is that children rebel against overprotective parents and delve deeply into such things out of adolescent spite, and then have no one to balance them out because they're hiding it from you, the ones who are supposed to support and help them.
To be fair, the KH3 description is spot on. I, an adult in my late 20's, cried four times in that game and most of it was in the last world.
Yeah that final one is valid I blubbered like a baby a Roxas’ s return😂😂😂😂
-kidnaps the main character's girlfriend
-is the main villain
-he loses in the end and everyone is happy afterwards
"bOWseR iS eNCourAGinG brIDe kIDnaPPinG"
lmao
They said engages though... so they arent TECHNICALLY wrong.
😂😂😂
I mean... Are we suuuuure she was kidnapped? It seems to happen quite a lot...
@@lucifermagne7458yes please shut up with the dumb theory
this is how my parents were. i bought 2 games off steam a while back. of course i had to show what i bought and they asked me "you are sure these games are appropriate right?"
the games were geometry dash and stardew valley.
Yeah but you get married and have children in stardew valley which is inappropriate, don't forget all the *scary* monsters in the mines, as for geometry dash it obviously has a lot of spikes and fire which can be terrifying
ikr
@@flyingpotato3436 Don't forget that you can be gay which may be insensitive to some
@@PolishPsycho2704 just tell the older generations to grow up
@@doomclasher9287 what about islam
Some of these are hilariously weird, but the KH3 is honestly pretty on point as far as warnings go, everyone DOES kinda get murdered real quick with a bunch of terror shots
Its hilarious how much the parents missed when talking about splatoon 2, they didnt even mention marina!
Seriously. They mentioned Shella Fresh but not Marinas outfit OR that suggestive “You can spy on people while their… inking their splat zone” comment
I'm concerned as to why someone thought that animals should be clothed. Like, do they go to zoos and complain to the keepers that the giraffes aren't wearing trousers.
How dare nature be nature 😡
@Hellbanisher Rockz "Put a fucking shirt on that giraffe's cock or I'm going to sew a pair of pants to put on this giraffe"
@Hellbanisher Rockz i love the fact that this emojis and horrible spelling is the perfect way to show how karens type
@@crossy44 adults: why do kids never go out?
Also adults: ew why does that chicken isn't with it's pants
@Hellbanisher Rockz sewing them clothes
You have to wonder about the person behind the Minecraft one. Do they ask to speak to the manager of every unclothed squirrel they see in the park?
Minecraft animals have the least suggestive character design of anything in the universe!
Nope, but their customers do
And when in Minecraft does yellow text appear yelling “switches and ores”
@@Master_Chef oh those.
@@aidankocherhans9861 You clearly haven't seen the horrors that I have seen on the internet.
LBP1 tutorials were really unhinged. There is one where the narrator just straight up talks like a stereotypical junkie, with the slang and subtle drug reference.
Splatoon 2: Jellyfish character has a hidden swear word on their shirt, Octo Expansion DLC has a robot committing mass genocide with a blender, lore bits revealing humanity's extinction.
IMDB: Shella Fresh naughty ;-;
literally you're almost killed in a blender and turned into basically a zombie but the parents are most concerned about shella fresh
I too find myself being mentally disturbed by losing. They should adhere to my feelings as a young child by always letting me win.
Me too, I cry myself to sleep after losing to my younger brother at Wii Sports.
Imagine in the last moments of online games it just says "We are all winners!" And then doesn't show results
I'm pretty sure that entry was written by a Soccermom who believes in the "Participation Award" mindset. Wouldn't surprise me if that actually was the case tbh
@@Idiotic_B_Purcell And no doubt the people who complain about young people who apparently demand awards for participating in anything are the same ones who would gladly give out those 'awards' because they think children are too fragile to cope with not winning failing to realise their actions would lead to the fragility they despise.
@@1Thunderfire
I wasn't being one of those complaining. Just stating a theory. My high school actually believed in that "hUrR dEe DuRr We'Re AlL cHaMpIoNs" and "eVeRyOnE's SpEcIaL" bullshit and it pisses me off to no end (They're a "Special" Education school so what could I say?). These folks need to accept reality and move on with life, because face it, if everyone were special, then no one would be.
To those who actually are being hypocrites (like how you said), I've got this to say:
*Man up, sunshine.*
Okay, soo... When are we going to be guessing specific characters from the IMDb Parents Guides..?
I can think of a few they would just completely destroy to heck and back based on what I’ve seen here.
“Pit doesn’t know how to read. This is obviously attempting to get kids to become uninterested in their education.”
Soon hopefully
@@OrigamiAhsoka "Game contains a section where Pit implants his conscience into someone else, and later tells him to take his clothes off."
"One of the skeletal characters likes spaghetti noodles, and that's suggestive."
4:55 The bucket actually has read paint as shown in an early design with him being a painter, and the one wanting hugs is Cactus, and *it says "she's been seeing an armadillo for a while and it seems to be working out"*
I like how the game about a near-extinction event for humanity in which resulted in every living human being consumed in a macroscopic grey goo scenario has "arrows will persist when impaling people" as a listed concern.
Parents logic: "I don't want to look at the singular letter rating on the box; too much work. I'll just read long reviews on a website, that's much better."
Ikr, reading what the back of the box says would be silly!
I would really only use the parents guide to see HOW explicit things like nudity and language are. Like I do that for myself with R rated movies since I don't like watching the graphic stuff.
It's actually better. The rating systems allow and disallow really weird things. For example Coraline is PG-13 or something like that, which a lot of parents think mean it's suitable for their kid. But no, that stands for "parental guidance" meaning you actually do need to know the content to know if it's alright. That movie scares some kids really badly lol. There's also the scene where you can see some old lady's entire boobs. Only their nipples are covered. But tbh I think the concept of kids not being allowed to see nudity is weird. It's not like they're sinning by seeing it and it's not going to disgust them either if they're used to it.
@@catpoke9557 this ^
@@catpoke9557 Coraline was only rated PG.
@@catpoke9557 no it's even worse is actually pg-rated movie not a PG-13 rated movie I don't know why that movie has a PG rating but it does you got the rating wrong but the rest of this is correct
Mario is an icon for a reason. look at him. a chipper middle-aged man, always ready to do what's best for the people around him, and who is comfortable in his body.
I thought mario was in his twenties
Mario is based
Giga Chad at his best
Mario is canonically 26 years old. He looks like that and he isn't even 30.
Mario isn't human, he is Italian
"***** does pelvic thrusts during his trademark victory dance" I'M DEAD 🤣
I was going to let my children play Octodad, but it turns out coffee is depicted. Thanks for the advice!
2:05 Such sophisticated phrasing and grammar undeniably show that this person's parents were adhering to each and every one of those guides.
HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for TH-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear qlan
Clearly There's Is A Lot Of Highly Intelligent Parent's Writing These Reviews
@@AxxLAfriku Why are you everywhere
@@alanspirand880 dumbass bot, that's why
@@alanspirand880 Cause it's a chat bot, that's the whole point. It automatically comments this stuff everywhere.
1:45 IM NOT EVEN JOKING I’M THE ONE THAT ADDED THAT TO THE PARENTS GUIDE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY OH DEAR GOD
HAHAHA I saw that once
Never add jokes to sites like these, parents will believe these lines without question.
Edit: ...I just learned it was in the game... I have never played Spyro admittedly but I have seen someone play myself.
@@legendgames128 that scene actually is in the game. I thought it was absolutely hilarious that a character calling someone ‘stupid’ was on the parents guide but a scene where a bunch of Disney characters essentially get murdered wasn’t, so I added it for the fun of it
@@RiseXP Oh I see.
Real
Show these people the violent fantasy novels for 9 year olds that resemble an adult or teen anime more than a children’s book, they’ll probably go in to a coma.
The funny thing is that the third LittleBigPlanet game has an object literally called a vintage wine bottle, while the alleged, “beer bottle” in the first game could really have anything in it.
"In the Almanac, it mentions one of the plants always wanting hugs"
OH THE AUDACITY, AVERT YOUR EYES YOUNG ONES!
A long, long time ago, long before video game magazines were even a thing, before Playstation existed and while PC was trying very, very hard to become a contender for part of the video game market, my father wrote reviews for a local video game shop specifically to help parents figure out whether or not these games were suitable for their children. He'd play these games extensively and write as many notes on them as possible to really get into the nitty-gritty of what might impact a child's mental health in the future, what could make a game "too adult" for a kid, and even began to receive free software and games for this very purpose.
Meanwhile, he sat me down at three or four and taught me how to play DOOM because he knew I could handle it. Rather than potentially scarring me for life, all this has done is made me a more creative artist (with a side interest in practicing medicine).
Seriously, don't underestimate your children, folks! Not all of them are going to be tough as nails, no, and I'm well aware I'm a bizarre fringe case - but they're not all going to be absolutely fragile creatures made of porcelain, either.
Due to you talking about doom I'm thinking your talking about mid 1990s to 2000s. I'm relatively confused on how PC games were less popular as this was right before/going into the golden age of mmos. Pretty sure Ultima was also out at the time of doom but maybe a couple years off
@@imm-a-bot Aha, to be fair, that's likely a mistake on my part - as I said, I was really young at the time, so I probably got the wrong impression listening to my dad and uncle talk about video games and consoles and the like.
Video game magazines existed as far back as even the 70's
Reminds me of how my dad (who was never a gamer in any real capacity) picked up COD Modern Warfare on the Wii and let me and my brother play it at 11.
Hey, there wasn’t much blood, no serious curse words, just shooting; and by that point we had started seeing a decent number of R-rated films. I’m honestly not too sure why the game was rated M.
*happy doom noises*
That aside, my dad let me watch him play bioshock and fallout 3 (I distinctly remember the end of the game). A few years later he let me play them, I was maybe 7 or 8 and it wasn’t even that bad. Gore, maybe, but 2 am fnaf sessions are what got me
“Losing may be unsettling for some”
I lost it
the parents in the splatoon one complain about the shoe store shella fresh, but in the dlc YOU ALMOST GET BLENDED
Splatoon 2: Guy kidnaps woman, basically drugs her with hypnosis against her will, robot commits mass genocide with a blender, Marina makes the suggestive splat zone comment, you get to explode people with the equabilent to missiles, you work in a version of the military, enslavement, Capn Cuttlefish is implied to be racist, so on…
IMDb: Shella fresh bad and agent 8 character creator scene bad :(
"Some controversial topics inculde embryonic stem cell research and gender roles in religion"
Oh that could be anyth-
"One outfit available to the player exposes the main character's midrift"
Oh. That's Aloy.
lmao
I was just playing the first game again to warm up for Forbidden West, when I looked at the first sentence I was confused because, embryonic stem cell research isn't exactly a topic in the game, and "gender roles in religion" was pretty broad... but once the second sentence came up I had the same thought of "Oh. Carja armor. Right, that's Aloy"
"Controversial" as in my world view is so hilariously fragile I know that my child merely knowing about certain things might make it fall apart for them.
i got it on "gender roles" and "arrows"
I haven't played that game (I wish I could), but I like how Aloy looks like a normal woman and not some generic movie actress.
“Most of these aren’t that bad, I can see how they think-“
COFFEE IS PORTRAYED
3:00 Ah yes the midrift also known as the muscle that you can’t see outside because it is inside between the lungs and digestive system
Isn't that the diaphragm? Midriff refers to the belly area in general, including but not limited to the muscles.
I dead ass expected the second one to be Metal Gear Rising, but I guess we can't have everything.....
I like how they noted that in the DLC, you see a slight bit of skin and that you can shoot paint, and didn't note anything about the mind control, the 10006 implied murders via blender, the unethical testing, the fact your character is escaping a military dictatorship, or the attempted genocide.
Ok, buuuuut, the MIDRIFT... 😱😱😱
jokes aside, it is probably the darkest game Nintendo's ever made.
@@Speckitt What game is he talking about?
@@ihatetheantichrist- Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion
@@Speckitt*ahem* Mother 2 & 3
i have never seen a parent get disgusted over the portrayal of c o f f e e in a video game but there’s a first time for everything i guess-
Mormons
Mormons.
Mormons.
Mormons
Mormons
I instantly knew Splatoon 2 and Fortnite because Splatoon 2 has the store “Shella Fresh” which is the footwear store in the game, and Fortnite is easy because it’s literally the only game that’s had a Travis Scott concert…
When I saw the “Shella Fresh” I already knew what the game was. 6:55
Woomy
Just so you know, Mario has never said “oh my god” in the entire time he’s had a voice. He might have in the live-action 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie but that’s a completely different version of Mario.
Luigi and Wario say it in the original Mario Party, but that's as close as it gets.
@@squid_cake Only in the Japanese version.
Why did you specify "the entire time he’s had a voice"? Are you implying that he has said "oh my god" when he didn't have a voice?
@@vibaj16 This does sound like something blackhat xkcd would say
@@novameowww "What if we tried more power?"
The Mario odyssey one made me cry of laughter, honestly I don’t even know why
Im so glad I wasn’t sheltered like this. It really is detrimental to kids, not being exposed to world slowly, and instead all at once.
I knew the PvZ one was PvZ from the get go. There’s a special memory that sits in my head rent free of me back when I was 5 cowering under my desk as the zombie walked in the house and the bloke would scream.
But sometimes the scary shit in games you smile back on the most.
"With invisibility, you can spy on people while they're...inking they're splat zone."
- Marina, Splatoon 2
It's a shame out was only for a splatfest, so you would've had to play the game during a particular week a few years ago to see it.
I saw it during splatfest. And I just now understand it.
it took me a few minutes to understand, but marina thats a lil sus (I know im cringe for saying that arent i)
sus
thats quite sus of marina
who up inking they splat zone
Lmao that Rocket Car one was just like “it’s a game about rocket cars, dude, what sex or nudity could you possibly be concerned about?”
I'm 90% sure someone wrote that as a joke.
-Reckless driving is encouraged.
-Cars are shown being driven without a license plate.
- Game mechanics may not be consistent with the laws of physics.
Sincerely,
Karen
@@nashooo5903 Why does everyone forget about the fact that cars can crash into each other and FREAKING EXPLODE, most likely killing the drivers.
When they called the octarians aliens I died inside.
6:48 I love how they described Splatoon 2's ennemies and characters as "Aliens"
And also the DLC portion made me have a good laugh
Some people really shouldn't have children, yet, they seem to be the ones most likely to have children.
It's because these are the people that don't really think too hard about it
One must wonder, should schools teach tax paying or being a good parent first?
@@heyoyo10gaming4 Yeah if parents really let kids grow up like this and the kids will have no chance at surviving middle school.
I would spend hours a day watching my mom play DK64, telling her "Go here!" or "Do that! It'll work, I promise!"
We never beat the game, but it was fun and I knew the game from a very young age. The fact that people think it can be unfriendly to children blows my mind.
Judging from these the PS2 RaCs would be very child unfriedly lol
According to these people, Lego Marvel should be rated M.
Okay?? Get franked
Love how they say that Splatoon has aliens and that they explode into painty, bloody squid bits and that there’s scanty seaweed clothes
The best part is the seaweed part isn’t even correct- in that scene it’s green ink covering 8
@@reefsquided yeah lol
I think it’s good that IMDb had video games on there now, there is so much overlap between especially in voice actors. There are so many VAs that are iconic cartoon characters as well as great video game characters. A gig is a gig.
“[blank]’s standard outfit shows most of her legs”
GAAAAAAAAAAAASP
THE HORROR
imagine that person going to the beach
Bro has never seen womens legs before
The Middle East be like:
It is very unladylike to have legs
Ok, but what about all the legs that aren't shown? Where does she hide those?
Super Mario Odyssey was the most obvious one. Mind you, so was the Splatoon 2 one.
Wii sports was also pretty obvious
The fact that I didn't get Splatoon even though I never played Splatoon makes me sad
The crash one was really easy as well if you know crash
somehow i knew both fortnite and roblox despite never having played either of those
@@omegamecha7666 Sort of but I haven’t played it in ages.
Ones I guessed right:
0:33
2:39
3:32
4:44
5:22
6:10
6:46
(Side note: I think some of these parents had legitimate concerns/warnings. Many of them are absurd or overreactive, yes, but I found myself agreeing with some.)
I love how parents care more about Minecraft referencing a persona meme with some splash text more than anything else.
I like how someone played Horizon Zero Dawn and thought: "Well, these mission were you have to kill like a dozen people seem fine, but a matriarchal society? No, that is dangerous!"
Exactly lol. And "religious gender roles" while you're playing as a badass huntress
Don't forget the horrible Blazon outfit with its bare midrift! What will the children think if they ever see a belly button!
i don’t think that one parent will be happy when they play horizon forbidden west and meet the tenakth.
When it got to the "Shella Fresh" bit, I instantly knew what game it was regardless of anything else it said
*PROFANITY*
same
I cannot believe Octolings and Octarians were called “Aliens”. (Possibly Salmonoids if that’s what it means by co-op.)
0:13 Now it's the Internet *Media* Database.
"One cutscene depicts a clone who talks about his impending death as he slowly disintegrates."
- The ESRB description for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
My god it's like reading the "Getting Crap Past the Radar" page on TV Tropes all over again.
Also, I wonder what these moral guardians would have to say about Lego Games.
Violence and gore
- characters explode when they die causing their limbs to fly all over
Violence and gore:
"Character opens a box and a disco ball comes out of it. The bad guys start dancing before one of them turns into a giant lighting monster and kills all the other bad guys while they're still dancing."
"Character opens a box and ghosts come out of it. Several of the bad guy's heads appear to melt ever so slightly - it's hardly noticeable but could be unsettling for young players - before being blown off."
Language and profanity
-Game features recreations of various film scenes containing swear words, though no swear words are said.
Violence and Gore
Characters can use guns, knives and even vehicles to kill each other.
They scream in pain when killed.
Sex or Nudity
A lot of female characters are half nude, but their breasts are drawn like on a shirt.
Strong Language
A character says that he isn't dead.
Callback to the “Emmet appears naked in one of the scenes.”
I don’t know if it’s good or bad that I’m getting surprisingly good at these.
Me too!
Same, the ones I didn't guess was because I never played them and I think I should be concerned by that
I'm fucking dogshit I got 4/20 🤦♂️
Edit: just realized I got 4/20, funny
@@rubyzombiesniper3699 Dang, I only got 3 and two halves out of 20.
(For context I gave myself a half point on two of them for guessing the series rather than the exact game.)
This is my first and I only got Splatoon right I am so bad
i feel really bad for the kids of these parents
“Candy is a busty monkey” I died.
4:10 Hold on... they're disturbed at all by the fact that the animals don't wear clothes? What? Have they ever... been outside?
the kh3 one is like a top gear opening:
"tonight! james calls someone stupid, slight alcohol references in the pirates world, and there's a scene near the end where we get killed off"
Im surprised a parent cared enough about Crash Bandicoot to get Pinstripe Poteroo's NAME right!
"Non-comical violence is looked down upon for an E rated game"
Theo, Meta Runner
I think this format could be done really well with common sense media, which is basically an entire page about this. You would need to use a private tab that clears your data after you use it, because the site only lets you look at 3 free reviews.
That one leans more into the "aaahhh, its fine" part. I looked at their Hades entry and it mentions the pool of blood that the player is put into when they die, but has no mention of the entirety of aphrodite, who is not wearing any clothes
It lets me have infinite on my phone somehow-
ehhh common sense media tends to be more reasonable with these things. IMDB is funny because people put absolute nonsense on there.
Or pretend to be a child since they get infinite reviews
@@stoopidapples1596 it depends on the game, sometimes they can be reasonable and other times you get things like the de Blob 2 parent review
I immediately guessed Kingdom Hearts, though I don't remember "stupid" being said in KH3 I immediately remembered Sora yelling "You're stupid!" To Riku in the first game I believe
Probably because the word stupid is such a petty thing to find unsuitable for kids that the only time you noticed it was when there was an awkward silence beforehand.
Yo, I had the exact same thought process 🤣
What...? XD
They didn't know that Axel(Lea)did the 'You can do it!' gesture which in Europe is considered flipping the bird there(and that's why there was a Mild Language label on the ESRB rating for KH3).
“Losing can be unsettling for some.” Is the perfect warning for Wii Sports. One time, my mom took my Wii because I raged too hard over Wii Sports.
please make a part 2 of this and the movie one, these are fun and funny af
Last time I checked, INKLINGS AND OCTARIANS AREN’T ALIENS. Honestly some parents need to get their facts right!
Lmao
The kelp is not kelp it is sanitization ink, dumb parents
parents can't do 2 minutes of research smh
Yeah, they are evolved squids and octopi that rose to dominance after all humans were wiped out presumably from melting ice caps.
Maybe they were referring to the Salmonid? They do seem kinda alien, and even have a subtype called “Mothership”.
Fun fact: about the line about blood at 4:51. Some concept art show the bucket zombie wearing a full painting outfit, revealing that the "blood" was just red paint the entire time.
Lmao, I remember seeing that concept art and thinking my whole life was a lie. Still love that game to this day.
Really makes me realize how the recent things with Alex Hirche make a bit more sense. Parents are just like that