Just don't give him any ranged weapon. Give him a reinforced steel shield, some good armour, and set him in a custom group (along with your other companions). Then tell him to hold a position far away, and he'll never be knocked unconscious again. When his health is low (in the red), then his surgery ability won't work, and you'll end up with lots of casualties in battles.
ahhaha nope. That dumbass still somehow managed to get hit by some random range weapon. =_= i gave up pampering that asshat and equip him with 3 shields and heavy armor to block arrows for me
For Jeremus, just don't give him any ranged weapon. Give him a reinforced steel shield, some good armour, and set him in a custom group (along with your other companions). Then tell them to hold a position far away, and he'll never be knocked unconscious again. When his health is low (in the red), then his surgery ability won't work, and you'll end up with lots of casualties in battles.
1000 stat man is literally a tier higher than the SS. If this doesn’t scream “I breath butter and eat babies with my fingers”, then I don’t know what does
1:08 my entire experience with party members in a nutshell. I can’t believe people are still making mount and war blade Memes, this bring a tear to my eye
Happened to me with Harlaus. He just slowly goes to whatever poor castle/town he wants to take with his 1000+ man army and nobody can do anything about it. Nothing like (very) slow but inevitable doom served Swadian style.
Sultan Hakim tried doing that when I stole Halmar from him. I waited at the top of the ladder and bonked anyone who can up with my morning star. Lost less than 30 guys against their 1,000.
They should add 1000 stats man as some kind of side character in a town and the first line when you talk to him would be: "I used to be an adveterurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
You know, with Bannerlord we discovered that Kerjhit are Khuzait and the lands of Khuzait are pretty far from Warband zone, so perhaps now is canon that Ralof is not lying.
Lol im happy to see a Turkish Game using on Every Man Joins The Battle Meme. I never thought this lol but this is really good. And u now what,on here we are waiting bannerlord for YEARS. Thats,bad. But it will come,will...
I assassinated King Harlaus once. What I did was mix coke into his butter and replace his bread with brown-painted mentos. The next thing I knew, half the castle was gone and Swadia needed a new king.
Marnid = God Funny story about Marnid, I had a really high level character but I had put all Marnid's skill points into siege engineering so whenever I did a battle he would not be knocked out he would just straight up die because all the enemies just one shot him.
Rolf son of Rolf from the house of Rolf
You've rofled it up pretty well.
From the land of Rolf in the nation of Rolf on the island of Rolf
ALL HAIL BARON ROLF
Rofl
Rolf, son of a shepherd
"was knocked unconscious"
omg I cant breathe
Neither could he
''F-tier''
this comment didnt age well
Jeremus was knocked unconcipus by peasant woman
Whole wearing loudly heraldic tabard with a winged helmet and a reinforced huscarls shield
THIS IS EVIDENCE TO TALEWORLDS THEIR FANS ARE LOSING THEIR MENTAL CAPACITY TO CONTINUE WAITING
I couldn't agree more lol
The Jeremus part got me
Unconscious
I once recall Jeremus fell unconscious after receiving an invitation to the 521st feast at Praven.
this is so true that i want to buy you a drink. The asshat still somehow got hit by a stray axe by the nord!!!!
His capabilities of falling unconscious are unmatched throughout all of Calradia
Just don't give him any ranged weapon. Give him a reinforced steel shield, some good armour, and set him in a custom group (along with your other companions). Then tell him to hold a position far away, and he'll never be knocked unconscious again. When his health is low (in the red), then his surgery ability won't work, and you'll end up with lots of casualties in battles.
ahhaha nope. That dumbass still somehow managed to get hit by some random range weapon. =_= i gave up pampering that asshat and equip him with 3 shields and heavy armor to block arrows for me
*Yup.. he will be in Bannerlord as a separate Faction with no vassals. you know why? BECAUSE HE IS THE FACTION YOU FOOL!*
The Butler he doesn't need a horse ether, coz he is the horse
The Butler You picked the wrong faction, FOOL
Aeonian Shinobi
You mean he IS the cavalry.
He's the faction, the leader, the people, the army, the land, the ressources and his own horse.
He doesn't need armor too, BECAUSE HE IS THE ARMOR.
For Jeremus, just don't give him any ranged weapon. Give him a reinforced steel shield, some good armour, and set him in a custom group (along with your other companions). Then tell them to hold a position far away, and he'll never be knocked unconscious again. When his health is low (in the red), then his surgery ability won't work, and you'll end up with lots of casualties in battles.
If they don't announce Lady Bryn or Lady Ravin, I'm not buying it!
Koifish
I can't not read this comment in your voice
Notice me senpai
Koifish Notice meh again Koifish Senpai
how can they not add in Lady Ruvar?
Lady Bryn would definately be top tier
Hakim just sponsored your last film and you done this to him? You're a monster.
Gevalt!
Siema Polaku
Where by all Butter in the world is the belligrent drunk?
In our hearts
Deader than bannerlord dev team
Belligerent drunk
Insults the competition
C tier
Or at least in my heart because I suck at parrying
Havnt you heard the myths?
He sobered up and will appear in butterlords!
A skilled nervous man player can beat any 1000 stats man player
Ye, but only bc his 1000 stat man's air game was ruined by the last patch.
That 1 dislike is Sultan Hakim.
0Sutherland0 he cloned himself
x21 times
Ahmet Yılmaz Calradia is doomed he will have his revenge kill Arwa and become the ideal WAIFU!
1000 stat man is literally a tier higher than the SS. If this doesn’t scream “I breath butter and eat babies with my fingers”, then I don’t know what does
1:08 my entire experience with party members in a nutshell.
I can’t believe people are still making mount and war blade Memes, this bring a tear to my eye
Everyone Joins The Battle except Sand Boi Hakim
We have Arwa
Simo so Is *ARWA* ur new sponsor
Fuck yo all
And Yaroglek
I would've rioted if King Harlaus wasn't in A+ tier.
tbh he is at least s-
BUT where is the *SLAVER JIM LMAO AMIRITE*
All serve our great leader, Jim Pickens.
#TaleWorldsEntertainmentGiveSimoFreeCopyOfBannerlord
Simo not untrue..
So we get Rolf but not King Ragnar? The hell Sakurai
Raganr is noathing to Hakim
I can't wait until my girl Matheld gets released as DLC
Wait Rolf is noble? Weird...never told ne that...
He's very modest.
He never complain, really..
He's from the house of Rolf.
Probably the best rofl about Rolf - is that he actually is of noble birth.
Rolf imo is best
Cause he never complains
He is son of rolf
From the house of rolf
Actually good stats
Handsome
Literally god
I really love u right now!
Go gay now both of u 😂
oh boy a mount and blade version of my favorite meme.
General Townes What is this meme pls
Smash bros, everyone joins the battle
Wait, this was published just now? Damn i was looking through some Butter memes and found this, thaks for this meme masterpiece
What about the Droid attack on the sea raiders
With a battalion of clones I shall go, good relations with the Wookiees I have
you mean the sea raiders
I did, considering sea raiders probably have just as much hair as wookiees under all that mail and leather armor
TAKE A SEAT, young [player_name].
Harlus the butter boy
HERBILdude Yes?
Keep up the mount and memes cuz they keep me in stitches!
Never stop making these videos, Simo. I wanna overdose on your memes tbh.
This is what I’ve been waiting for and I didn’t know
0:21 without music.
"Less talking! More raiding!"
This is now my new all-time favorite video on TH-cam.
Amazing work lol
Love this video
WHERE IS SULTAN HAKIM!!!!!!
this was wonderfull
SIMO MA MAN!
This made my day
Farmer Peasants:
It's almost harvesting season!
What about ragnar and his 1000 man army.
No joke in my last game ragnar was left alone for so long that he gained an army of over 1000 men.
Happened to me with Harlaus. He just slowly goes to whatever poor castle/town he wants to take with his 1000+ man army and nobody can do anything about it. Nothing like (very) slow but inevitable doom served Swadian style.
Sultan Hakim tried doing that when I stole Halmar from him. I waited at the top of the ladder and bonked anyone who can up with my morning star. Lost less than 30 guys against their 1,000.
nothing like sum sweet dank mems to end the day. Thanks bb
Where’s Waluigi?
*THIS ISNT SMASH WITHOUT WALUIGI!*
"Compliments your head" lol 😂😂😂
Nani you posted again
Harlaus, giving new definition to the term heavyweight
what about the farmers? They need a place to say it's "almost harvesting season."
*Boyar Valishin*
"Fuck shit up attittude"
LMAOO "NERVOUS MAN Is actually innocent"
"Bard, hooks you up with bitches" hahaha
They should add 1000 stats man as some kind of side character in a town and the first line when you talk to him would be: "I used to be an adveterurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
God that ending, that was what I was waiting for and the theme hit just right.
That Jeremus bit was so accurate
Thank u
The thick skin on my hands prevents me from getting obliterated when pressing subscribe
I literally laughed so hard at the ending I fell out of my fucking chair and restarted my entire computer while in a call with someone
ITS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON
Your relations with King Harlaus have increased from 12 to 16
Love how in the end there is the plea for the 1000 stat man!!!! That be one hell of a play through aha
Haha amazing 10/10
The description of King Harlaus is so truth xD
_Somewhere, you can hear a scream of rage comming from Lady Isolla..._
Amazing.
10/10 this actually made me laugh
You know, with Bannerlord we discovered that Kerjhit are Khuzait and the lands of Khuzait are pretty far from Warband zone, so perhaps now is canon that Ralof is not lying.
make 1000 stats man, weeb peasant, slave jim and salah-eddine 2.0 fight each other or something
The bard: Hooks you up with bitches
...
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This is perfect
Jeremus F- Teir? *HERESY DETECTED, YOU MUST FALL!*
Amazing
Awesome
it feels an honour to have known 1000 stat man was the last one before seeing even his arms.
Aww, thought it would be a video where every character in M&B would be duking it out on the battlefield.
I actually made a separate division for Jeremus and always ordered him to hold his position somewhere in the corner of the map
Hahaha 1000 stat man caught me off guard
1000 stat man and his 1000 stat kingdom
“Jeremus was knocked unconscious” I’m in tears😂😂
Some say 1000 stat man is still trying to break into Bannerlord to this day.
What is the mode in the sanjar inn scene in this video?or arwa the pearled one
"Jeremus...was knocked unconcious" too accurate
EARLY AF BOI
LATE AF BOI
Will you be making a part 2 ? xD
Wow, I can't wait to play as King Harlaus, he seems that he'll be the best of them all!
Lol im happy to see a Turkish Game using on Every Man Joins The Battle Meme. I never thought this lol but this is really good. And u now what,on here we are waiting bannerlord for YEARS. Thats,bad. But it will come,will...
What mods were you using to make faces better?
Finally a meme that got me laughing.
Hahha the way you can predict what the meme is gonna be
man finally 1k stats man finally getting into smash
Hallie mala? Lol. Just wonderful a THOUSAND HEINZ MAN :)
Now THIS... THIS is it!
Quality Content
hahahah what an accurate video
you forgot rando farmer guy, "it's almost harvesting season"
What skin mod do you use? Your Arwa looks prettier than one I have.
I assassinated King Harlaus once.
What I did was mix coke into his butter and replace his bread with brown-painted mentos. The next thing I knew, half the castle was gone and Swadia needed a new king.
NOTIFICATION SQUAD!
This video: B- tier.
You left out Lady Isolla of Suno and Firentis, you unpleasant fellow.
Never a thing more accurate than Jeremus was knocked unconscious 😂😂😂
1000 STATS MAN HAS JOINED THE BATTLE
Marnid = God
Funny story about Marnid, I had a really high level character but I had put all Marnid's skill points into siege engineering so whenever I did a battle he would not be knocked out he would just straight up die because all the enemies just one shot him.
U knew it, 1000 stat man will join the battle
also, do anyone know the name of the music used in this video, i seem to have seen it everywhere, and anyone tell me the name