I've just seen "The Mount and Blade Nord Experience" and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered. It's absolutely everything you hoped it was going to be and I'm so proud to be in it and I can't wait for you to see it.
Hello simo! I watched your movies. I'm Japanese. I understand a little English. But it's so funny. Recently, I started this game. I want to make like this movie too!!!
Medieval lag was a very common occurrence, happening most frequently between the 9th and 12th centuries. Medieval lag caused many revolts and led to many deaths due to miscommunication, most fatally affecting commander-to-soldier communication. It is one of the many reasons why the French tended to retreat a lot.
Jokes aside, medieval French actually had a problem of retreating too little. So a French and English army cooperated during one of the Crusades, and scouts reported that there was a large Muslim army coming, outnumbering both armies. The English urged the French to retreat and gather reinforcements to which the French said that they'd attack the Muslim army without the English because if they would lose, they'd be dead and heroic martyrs, and if they'd win, they'd be heroes who didn't have to share the loot with the English.
*hits child* nobody cares *hits chicken* 10000000000 GOLD BOUNTY WANTED IN ALL HOLDS. ALL RACES UNITE TO KILL YOU 10000 DRAGONS APPEAR. AKATOSH COMES DOWN FROM HIS THROWN TO DEVOUR YOU
( 4:03 , 4:25 )Codex astartes names this maneuver steel rain: We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile our ground forces will ensure the full defense of our headquarters. We are the Space Marines! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FUREH!
The Nords are kinda made for siege warfare. Heavy armour, long reach weapon that hit like a freight train and thick shields. Still my favourite faction. Edit: Woah, i really started some proper discuission here
1000 statman assembling a team to take down the mighty Salahuddin before he gathers all 6 faction stones and wipes out half of the factions in mount and blade.
*_Recruiting a team to fight your son that got corrupted by power? Simo... Remember what we are, we're humans, not even the purest soul is safe from the grasp of madness. For now, what we can do is prepare for the worst and hope for the best. There's nothing we can do about him for now 10K has been lost to the dark side. If fate forces us to fight, then fight we must. For now, hide in the shadows and muster up your strength, allies and plans... I'll stall him as much as my army and body allow can. Now go old friend... I'll see you on the other side._* -Generic Swadian King Wannabe/Alucard 1231-1259
Nords are by far my favorite faction. They’re frankly OP in my opinion the huscarls tank just about every thing and deal massive damage. Only a cavalry charge in an open field deals any real damage.
james d Nords are just a bunch of sea raiders on steroids. They are only brave when hiding in their shitty wall. In open field our almighty swadian knights will steamroll these sea raider scums. Muhahahaha 😏 Swadian master race!
The 1000 stats man crossover with the Mount and blade X experience universe is confirmed.
*I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL*
*THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS*
*I VIL DRINC FROM YOR SKAHL
Еее, русские
*LESS TALKINGH, MOR REYDIN*
*EASY*
My ancestors are smiling at me vaegir can you say the same
Death to the Emipre! oh wrong game... Death to the Vaegirs
Yes I can
Oh dude I nearly cried. Good old times.
You, lizard! Come over here.
You Vaegir BASTARDS!!!!!
OH GOD THE CLIFFHANGER, can't wait for The Mount&Blade Avengers
Simo could go for his PhD fail 5 times and still have enough time to finish The Mount&Blade Avengers before bannerlords release
@@iminjungle r u sure about that?
I dont feel so good nutterlord harlaus
Truly your magnum opus Simo! I cry a single, manly nord tear! BRAVO!
How do u do anything in this game without getting out numbered and gang banged
@@greenknight6842 skill m8
I LOVE WHEN YOU SPEAK FRENCH BECAUSE I''M FRENCH
I read this comment in your voice XD
lol me too :D
"I didn't increase health"
*X to doubt*
A to truth
All the blood on his characters disappears
@@Kukakkau also only 26 enemies
Ctrl + h
X
@@yannismpa3701 ...cause he died the first time and did the seige again
damn some mad lad in sarranid office of art and culture could use some bonus
If I was sultan I could make that happen for sure
Simo how dare you mansplain to your sultana
Thats a nice vid you have on your channel!
Less replying! More watching!
I got it.
Be a shame if someone demonized it.
I've just seen "The Mount and Blade Nord Experience" and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered. It's absolutely everything you hoped it was going to be and I'm so proud to be in it and I can't wait for you to see it.
So, the SCU (Simo cinematic universe) is now a thing, is it?
@@NotSimo right, forgot about that one. So when are the butterlords (or whatever the local avengers in the universe are called) coming out?
@@NotSimo"Insert Kingdom Name" Peasant: 1k stat man I don't feel so good .
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 Shouldn't it be 1k Statman to weeb peasant guy?
So Simo who are the avenger in the SCU?
@@akumaouja4062 do you really think Thanos could kill 1k stat man.
Hello simo!
I watched your movies.
I'm Japanese. I understand a little English. But it's so funny.
Recently, I started this game.
I want to make like this movie too!!!
Arigato gozaimasu!
Good luck to you
@Commander Fordo idhdisishsjskssosjshe reis nediyon ya
(holds polearm)
*I GOT THE POWER OF THOR AND ANIME AT MY SIDE!*
*Raaawugh!*
THOR AND SAGAS*
*AYYYY*
*EYYYY*
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*
every swadian in 100 mile radius: AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Lol been waiting on this one for a while I was so excited when I saw it. Thanks simo!
Nords when they see a sword and a horse: *THAT SHIT IS FUCKING TRASH*
Medieval lag was a very common occurrence, happening most frequently between the 9th and 12th centuries. Medieval lag caused many revolts and led to many deaths due to miscommunication, most fatally affecting commander-to-soldier communication. It is one of the many reasons why the French tended to retreat a lot.
So the French had really bad ping? Well that explains a lot.
Jokes aside, medieval French actually had a problem of retreating too little. So a French and English army cooperated during one of the Crusades, and scouts reported that there was a large Muslim army coming, outnumbering both armies. The English urged the French to retreat and gather reinforcements to which the French said that they'd attack the Muslim army without the English because if they would lose, they'd be dead and heroic martyrs, and if they'd win, they'd be heroes who didn't have to share the loot with the English.
French Crusaders: Tonight we dine in hell!!
@@deektedrgg Ok but finally thy winned or not?
@roland no
Your editings are getting better and better each time, also focus more on the uni, we can do with a few less vids per month or whatever :)
Not enough simping and going on adventures with Lady Matheld. 🤣
This video was so norse it plundered 5 minutes and 50 seconds from my life
4:25
"What is He doing?"
"He's beginning to believe."
CALRADIA BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
no, Calradia belongs to the Empire!
*shoots a fireball*
*misses and hits a chicken*
well I'm screwed.
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 YOU HAVE COMMITED CRIME TOWARDS AGAINST CALRADIA AND HER PEOPLE! WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENCE?
@@HotCupOfEarlGray *Resist arrest*
*hits child* nobody cares
*hits chicken* 10000000000 GOLD BOUNTY WANTED IN ALL HOLDS. ALL RACES UNITE TO KILL YOU 10000 DRAGONS APPEAR. AKATOSH COMES DOWN FROM HIS THROWN TO DEVOUR YOU
@Rhodok Sergeant THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!
8/10 could've used more axes.
Jk, 10/10 as usual, thank you for the awesome video humble Morrocan tea and date salesman! The plot thickens!
I'd want a date from Simo ;)
( 4:03 , 4:25 )Codex astartes names this maneuver steel rain: We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile our ground forces will ensure the full defense of our headquarters. We are the Space Marines! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FUREH!
The Nords are kinda made for siege warfare. Heavy armour, long reach weapon that hit like a freight train and thick shields. Still my favourite faction.
Edit:
Woah, i really started some proper discuission here
Not made well for open battle, especially against cavalry
@@dovahfett5919
What about mountains?
@@dovahfett5919
Yeah, for Siege:Nords. For open field battles:Swadia or Sandbois (good for slave trade).
@@nicolaigiess8006 rhodoks are better than nords
@@cannibru6259
In what ?
2:31 Calradia's political situation in a nutshell
Politicans speak too much!
LETS PUT OUT REVOLTS WITH THEIR BLOOD
4:12 *Matthew McConaughey cries tears of joy at this example of scientific and tactical brilliance*
i'm a french and now i know the legend of Ragnar The Red
Salut
@@singedlincurve800 bonjour
Sa va bien ?
@Barbare4032 oui, car les swadiens utilisent énormément la cavalerie lourde, comme la France au Moyen-âge
Baguette 🥖
I don't know more French than that
*SEA RAIDER EXPERIENCE WHEN?*
UniSSay Koifish did that
@@corvodraken3049 Yeah but you know, sea raiders deserve more videos than every other factions.
*C-Raider
There's two types of playthroughs.
The ones where you carry vaegir and the ones that the nords bully vaegir.
As a Vaegirs player it is quite accurate, if you let them build up to huscarl armies.
Warband:So how may axes do you want
Nord played:YES
Playing as nords: **delete vaegirs**
Ye I like Nordic bois I RECRUIT em emidiatly and make em stronk and then take an weak caste ez
good
@@NotSimo I am quick to good videos
@@NotSimo
Get a room, you two!
well done! Good luck with all of your assignments!!!
The Nord experience is just gold. 😂 I laughed the full 5 minutes through. My buddies thought I was laughing at them lol.
That was a 200 IQ start I couldn't even dream of
Imagine spending years building a army just to have a sweaty nord single handedly kill your entire army
Thanks for using the bitconnect meme, it made my day
1000 statman assembling a team to take down the mighty Salahuddin before he gathers all 6 faction stones and wipes out half of the factions in mount and blade.
All 6 bags of grain for harvesting season
These videos are amazing the music choice and editing 10/10
That's an awfully nice Nord infantry formation...
Be a shame if somebody...
RAN SOME CAVALRY THROUGH IT!
I can't describe how good are your videos so I will just say: Keep it up. This is pure gold.
>Avengers: Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover.
>Simo: Hold my axe.
Your best video yet :) Thoroughly enjoyed.
There is still nothing like going into battle with a silver weapon and leaving with a fully red one
This is my new favorite game channel
0:10 replace screaming with feasting and you have pretty much my typical reign.
Your Warband videos never cease to make me smile. Godbless you
*_Recruiting a team to fight your son that got corrupted by power? Simo... Remember what we are, we're humans, not even the purest soul is safe from the grasp of madness. For now, what we can do is prepare for the worst and hope for the best. There's nothing we can do about him for now 10K has been lost to the dark side. If fate forces us to fight, then fight we must. For now, hide in the shadows and muster up your strength, allies and plans... I'll stall him as much as my army and body allow can. Now go old friend... I'll see you on the other side._*
-Generic Swadian King Wannabe/Alucard 1231-1259
He he hey.... My fave M&B TH-camr just uploaded this faster than my internet
Nords are by far my favorite faction. They’re frankly OP in my opinion the huscarls tank just about every thing and deal massive damage. Only a cavalry charge in an open field deals any real damage.
or a bolt to the face
Pureu Yeah make sure you don’t miss or it’s gonna suck
@@kingjamestres they call them Sharpshooters for something
Pureu dem bigh shelds do
james d Nords are just a bunch of sea raiders on steroids. They are only brave when hiding in their shitty wall. In open field our almighty swadian knights will steamroll these sea raider scums. Muhahahaha 😏 Swadian master race!
4:28 the definition of crowd surfing
Now that's a cliffhanger.
I have been waiting for this for many moons. At last. Glorious.
Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover"
Me: *watch this*...
5 AM about to leave for school all stessed out exam week, then I saw this, thanks a lot man.
Inb4 Mount and Blade: Infinity War
I like how you were Mario bopping dudes one the tower wall like you had the super hammer. What an Epic crowd surf btw.
*Gasp* it's finally here!
such effort you put in this video...great work dude!
I just wonder what will happen in next episode of 1K Stat Man (and will it feature that generic nord soldier who sirvived 1K Stat Punch?)
Im excited for the simo m&b alternate universe experience on god i hope this goes big im a huge fan of your content man keep it up
0:28 I was expecting *Less talking more raiding!* or *That's a nice heeeeeead you have on your shoulders!* voice
Disappointed!
Everytime simo uploads a warband game I end up playing it for 30 hours straight
Af is our boi 1000 stat man needs a team.
2:54
"BE GONE"
"🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"
Why am I watching this? I could be *playing* Mount and Blade.
...
**Clicks on The Sarranid experience**
Dude your M&B videos are so hillarious omg
4:31 tf2administrator: YES. YES! YEES!
You deserve 1M subs man, I love your work,keep going!
4:07 There should be an option D:Simo will die. Life is cruel.
You are one of my favorite youtubers, keep it up dude!
When you have a castle with only 100 men nords are like "its free real estae " (i had to)
The Sarranid Office Of Arts And Culture
1:53 - 2:05 XD 😂😂😂😂
Europeans: swords
Asians: powder
Norse: axes
I like how this implies that the Norse aren't European
my fav faction 😎
The most ambitious crossover event yet!!!!
Wait... what danger forced 1k stat man to make a team...
Michał Sokołowski 5k stat man
The generic nord soldier
@@kingzahak2759 Ah yes, this soldier that survived one mans punch... he have returned even stronger.
Jeremus
I found a channel which is a memelord and a warband player at the same time.
*cries from happiness*
*BITCONNEEEEEEEEEECT*
Oh boy, I can't wait for the next episode of 1000 stat man, Keep up the good work Simo. :)
Yes, the Second best faction
JoJo is not an anime Rhodoks?
@JoJo is not an anime the kerghits annihilate the Nords on AN OPEN FIELD, NED
@@andreadallalba9920 no das gay
@JoJo is not an anime the outlaws, duh.
Marcus Badenhorst. Sarranid maybe? (I play A LOT WITH THEM XD)
This is the video I want to subscribe for.
The chad Nord vs the virgin Vaegir
Your editing skills are a blessing
They look like shit with thier leather armors but thier huscarls are pretty good
@Frits yeah, Nord mounted units are the best
It’s not leather it’s hardened Nordic skin
@Frits Huscarls*
@@kenetmendoza2157 I was the one who wore it badly
@Frits May you accept my apology? I didn't even read the entire comment, I just read "Nord" and "Hussars", thinking "Something's wrong here".
Awesome work as always, Simo. Good luck for assignments!
Farmer Experience :(
Kid: I wonder who my great,great,great,great,great grandpa was???
History: here is what the fuck he was
Why in every medieval fantasy game there are nords?
Why?
Because axes in kilts are better killers than sandpeople
@JoJo is not an anime u're sandboi gay
*tHat's* *alot* *oF* *DaMagE*
Great warrior.... big laughs ahahhah thanks for your videos man :D
Reaaaaally didn't expect Atay Sultan hahaha 😃 nice to see such great memetic content from Morocco!
This video honestly made my shitty day better. Thank you for this
Best experience video to date, hands down.
Something just so satisfying about watching you jump into a melee/shield wall with your two handed axe. reminds me of the t.v. show 'vikings'.
This video is so much fun nice memes dude
Great videos man! I'd love to see what you'd make of a caravan or villager experience
It’s so much more fun fighting on foot as a nord. Throwing axes are so satisfying too
Best vid yet good work simo
I've been waiting so long for thissss