The Mount and Blade Nord Experience
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ต.ค. 2018
- The sixth installement in The Mount and Blade Faction Experience series. This episode features the vikings based faction, The Nords. The Mount and Blade Nord Experience is a montage/edit of mount and blade warband gameplay, using memes and other funny jokes to make the experience even better.
Music used:
Home World Run OST - Waterworks Theme
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Coda - Tires on Fire
/ tires-on-fire
Undertale - Megalovania
• Video
My Hero Academia - You Say Run (Simpsonill Remix) [Extended Version]
• My Hero Academia - You...
Ryu Stage - Super Smash Bros
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The A-Team theme
• The A-Team Full Theme ... - บันเทิง
My ancestors are smiling at me vaegir can you say the same
Death to the Emipre! oh wrong game... Death to the Vaegirs
Yes I can
Oh dude I nearly cried. Good old times.
You, lizard! Come over here.
You Vaegir BASTARDS!!!!!
*I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL*
*THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS*
*I VIL DRINC FROM YOR SKAHL
Еее, русские
*LESS TALKINGH, MOR REYDIN*
*EASY*
Truly your magnum opus Simo! I cry a single, manly nord tear! BRAVO!
How do u do anything in this game without getting out numbered and gang banged
@@greenknight6842 skill m8
I LOVE WHEN YOU SPEAK FRENCH BECAUSE I''M FRENCH
I read this comment in your voice XD
lol me too :D
The 1000 stats man crossover with the Mount and blade X experience universe is confirmed.
hes bout to combine all experiences into one multiverse
"I didn't increase health"
*X to doubt*
A to truth
All the blood on his characters disappears
@@Kukakkau also only 26 enemies
Ctrl + h
X
@@yannismpa3701 ...cause he died the first time and did the seige again
OH GOD THE CLIFFHANGER, can't wait for The Mount&Blade Avengers
Simo could go for his PhD fail 5 times and still have enough time to finish The Mount&Blade Avengers before bannerlords release
@@iminjungle r u sure about that?
I dont feel so good nutterlord harlaus
So, the SCU (Simo cinematic universe) is now a thing, is it?
@@NotSimo right, forgot about that one. So when are the butterlords (or whatever the local avengers in the universe are called) coming out?
@@NotSimo"Insert Kingdom Name" Peasant: 1k stat man I don't feel so good .
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 Shouldn't it be 1k Statman to weeb peasant guy?
So Simo who are the avenger in the SCU?
@@akumaouja4062 do you really think Thanos could kill 1k stat man.
damn some mad lad in sarranid office of art and culture could use some bonus
If I was sultan I could make that happen for sure
Simo how dare you mansplain to your sultana
Medieval lag was a very common occurrence, happening most frequently between the 9th and 12th centuries. Medieval lag caused many revolts and led to many deaths due to miscommunication, most fatally affecting commander-to-soldier communication. It is one of the many reasons why the French tended to retreat a lot.
So the French had really bad ping? Well that explains a lot.
Jokes aside, medieval French actually had a problem of retreating too little. So a French and English army cooperated during one of the Crusades, and scouts reported that there was a large Muslim army coming, outnumbering both armies. The English urged the French to retreat and gather reinforcements to which the French said that they'd attack the Muslim army without the English because if they would lose, they'd be dead and heroic martyrs, and if they'd win, they'd be heroes who didn't have to share the loot with the English.
French Crusaders: Tonight we dine in hell!!
@@deektedrgg Ok but finally thy winned or not?
@roland no
I've just seen "The Mount and Blade Nord Experience" and nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I fist pumped the air, I cried, I stood and cheered. It's absolutely everything you hoped it was going to be and I'm so proud to be in it and I can't wait for you to see it.
Hello simo!
I watched your movies.
I'm Japanese. I understand a little English. But it's so funny.
Recently, I started this game.
I want to make like this movie too!!!
Arigato gozaimasu!
Good luck to you
@Commander Fordo idhdisishsjskssosjshe reis nediyon ya
The Nords are kinda made for siege warfare. Heavy armour, long reach weapon that hit like a freight train and thick shields. Still my favourite faction.
Edit:
Woah, i really started some proper discuission here
Not made well for open battle, especially against cavalry
@@dovahfett5919
What about mountains?
@@dovahfett5919
Yeah, for Siege:Nords. For open field battles:Swadia or Sandbois (good for slave trade).
@@nicolaigiess8006 rhodoks are better than nords
@@cannibru6259
In what ?
Thats a nice vid you have on your channel!
Less replying! More watching!
I got it.
Be a shame if someone demonized it.
(holds polearm)
*I GOT THE POWER OF THOR AND ANIME AT MY SIDE!*
*Raaawugh!*
THOR AND SAGAS*
*AYYYY*
*EYYYY*
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!*
every swadian in 100 mile radius: AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Your editings are getting better and better each time, also focus more on the uni, we can do with a few less vids per month or whatever :)
There's two types of playthroughs.
The ones where you carry vaegir and the ones that the nords bully vaegir.
CALRADIA BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
no, Calradia belongs to the Empire!
*shoots a fireball*
*misses and hits a chicken*
well I'm screwed.
@@alexanderticonuwu7591 YOU HAVE COMMITED CRIME TOWARDS AGAINST CALRADIA AND HER PEOPLE! WHAT SAY YOU IN YOUR DEFENCE?
@@HotCupOfEarlGray *Resist arrest*
*hits child* nobody cares
*hits chicken* 10000000000 GOLD BOUNTY WANTED IN ALL HOLDS. ALL RACES UNITE TO KILL YOU 10000 DRAGONS APPEAR. AKATOSH COMES DOWN FROM HIS THROWN TO DEVOUR YOU
@Rhodok Sergeant THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!!
2:31 Calradia's political situation in a nutshell
Politicans speak too much!
LETS PUT OUT REVOLTS WITH THEIR BLOOD
i'm a french and now i know the legend of Ragnar The Red
Salut
@@singedlincurve800 bonjour
Sa va bien ?
@Barbare4032 oui, car les swadiens utilisent énormément la cavalerie lourde, comme la France au Moyen-âge
Baguette 🥖
I don't know more French than that
Lol been waiting on this one for a while I was so excited when I saw it. Thanks simo!
*SEA RAIDER EXPERIENCE WHEN?*
UniSSay Koifish did that
@@corvodraken3049 Yeah but you know, sea raiders deserve more videos than every other factions.
*C-Raider
4:25
"What is He doing?"
"He's beginning to believe."
8/10 could've used more axes.
Jk, 10/10 as usual, thank you for the awesome video humble Morrocan tea and date salesman! The plot thickens!
I'd want a date from Simo ;)
( 4:03 , 4:25 )Codex astartes names this maneuver steel rain: We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them - we will leave none alive! Meanwhile our ground forces will ensure the full defense of our headquarters. We are the Space Marines! WE ARE THE EMPRAH'S FUREH!
As a Vaegirs player it is quite accurate, if you let them build up to huscarl armies.
There is still nothing like going into battle with a silver weapon and leaving with a fully red one
This video was so norse it plundered 5 minutes and 50 seconds from my life
Warband:So how may axes do you want
Nord played:YES
I can't describe how good are your videos so I will just say: Keep it up. This is pure gold.
4:12 *Matthew McConaughey cries tears of joy at this example of scientific and tactical brilliance*
Playing as nords: **delete vaegirs**
Ye I like Nordic bois I RECRUIT em emidiatly and make em stronk and then take an weak caste ez
Your best video yet :) Thoroughly enjoyed.
such effort you put in this video...great work dude!
The Nord experience is just gold. 😂 I laughed the full 5 minutes through. My buddies thought I was laughing at them lol.
1000 statman assembling a team to take down the mighty Salahuddin before he gathers all 6 faction stones and wipes out half of the factions in mount and blade.
All 6 bags of grain for harvesting season
You deserve 1M subs man, I love your work,keep going!
You are one of my favorite youtubers, keep it up dude!
Nords when they see a sword and a horse: *THAT SHIT IS FUCKING TRASH*
good
@@NotSimo I am quick to good videos
@@NotSimo
Get a room, you two!
Your videos are getting better and better keep the good work 🌹
These videos are amazing the music choice and editing 10/10
>Avengers: Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover.
>Simo: Hold my axe.
That's an awfully nice Nord infantry formation...
Be a shame if somebody...
RAN SOME CAVALRY THROUGH IT!
Oh boy, I can't wait for the next episode of 1000 stat man, Keep up the good work Simo. :)
I have been waiting for this for many moons. At last. Glorious.
Nords are by far my favorite faction. They’re frankly OP in my opinion the huscarls tank just about every thing and deal massive damage. Only a cavalry charge in an open field deals any real damage.
or a bolt to the face
Pureu Yeah make sure you don’t miss or it’s gonna suck
@@kingjamestres they call them Sharpshooters for something
Pureu dem bigh shelds do
james d Nords are just a bunch of sea raiders on steroids. They are only brave when hiding in their shitty wall. In open field our almighty swadian knights will steamroll these sea raider scums. Muhahahaha 😏 Swadian master race!
I just wonder what will happen in next episode of 1K Stat Man (and will it feature that generic nord soldier who sirvived 1K Stat Punch?)
Im excited for the simo m&b alternate universe experience on god i hope this goes big im a huge fan of your content man keep it up
Dude your M&B videos are so hillarious omg
0:10 replace screaming with feasting and you have pretty much my typical reign.
Inb4 Mount and Blade: Infinity War
Awesome work as always, Simo. Good luck for assignments!
I've been waiting so long for thissss
*Gasp* it's finally here!
Now that's a cliffhanger.
Your Warband videos never cease to make me smile. Godbless you
That was a 200 IQ start I couldn't even dream of
Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover"
Me: *watch this*...
*_Recruiting a team to fight your son that got corrupted by power? Simo... Remember what we are, we're humans, not even the purest soul is safe from the grasp of madness. For now, what we can do is prepare for the worst and hope for the best. There's nothing we can do about him for now 10K has been lost to the dark side. If fate forces us to fight, then fight we must. For now, hide in the shadows and muster up your strength, allies and plans... I'll stall him as much as my army and body allow can. Now go old friend... I'll see you on the other side._*
-Generic Swadian King Wannabe/Alucard 1231-1259
Best vid yet good work simo
This is my new favorite game channel
Af is our boi 1000 stat man needs a team.
When you have a castle with only 100 men nords are like "its free real estae " (i had to)
well done! Good luck with all of your assignments!!!
Thanks for using the bitconnect meme, it made my day
my fav faction 😎
4:31 tf2administrator: YES. YES! YEES!
This video is so much fun nice memes dude
Your editing skills are a blessing
2:09 - what is it? I mean music theme. Some ambient sample?
It's the Who Wants to Be A Millionaire question theme.
Why am I watching this? I could be *playing* Mount and Blade.
...
**Clicks on The Sarranid experience**
I like how you were Mario bopping dudes one the tower wall like you had the super hammer. What an Epic crowd surf btw.
Just found this channel and I already love it
4:07 There should be an option D:Simo will die. Life is cruel.
Wait... what danger forced 1k stat man to make a team...
Michał Sokołowski 5k stat man
The generic nord soldier
@@kingzahak2759 Ah yes, this soldier that survived one mans punch... he have returned even stronger.
Jeremus
Great warrior.... big laughs ahahhah thanks for your videos man :D
Those meems I'M DYING 😂😂😂
enjoy your upcoming 100k subs
1:53 - 2:05 XD 😂😂😂😂
Custom faction experience?
The simo empire?
Love your videos can wait fo next video
Not enough simping and going on adventures with Lady Matheld. 🤣
*BITCONNEEEEEEEEEECT*
0:28 I was expecting *Less talking more raiding!* or *That's a nice heeeeeead you have on your shoulders!* voice
Disappointed!
These are great Simo.
Great videos man! I'd love to see what you'd make of a caravan or villager experience
Yes, the Second best faction
JoJo is not an anime Rhodoks?
@JoJo is not an anime the kerghits annihilate the Nords on AN OPEN FIELD, NED
@@andreadallalba9920 no das gay
@JoJo is not an anime the outlaws, duh.
Marcus Badenhorst. Sarranid maybe? (I play A LOT WITH THEM XD)
Farmer Experience :(
He he hey.... My fave M&B TH-camr just uploaded this faster than my internet
Everytime simo uploads a warband game I end up playing it for 30 hours straight
They look like shit with thier leather armors but thier huscarls are pretty good
@Frits yeah, Nord mounted units are the best
It’s not leather it’s hardened Nordic skin
@Frits Huscarls*
@@kenetmendoza2157 I was the one who wore it badly
@Frits May you accept my apology? I didn't even read the entire comment, I just read "Nord" and "Hussars", thinking "Something's wrong here".
The chad Nord vs the virgin Vaegir
This is the video I want to subscribe for.
5 AM about to leave for school all stessed out exam week, then I saw this, thanks a lot man.
Why in every medieval fantasy game there are nords?
Why?
Because axes in kilts are better killers than sandpeople
@JoJo is not an anime u're sandboi gay
*tHat's* *alot* *oF* *DaMagE*
Reaaaaally didn't expect Atay Sultan hahaha 😃 nice to see such great memetic content from Morocco!
I really wanted that javelin you threw at the end of the seige to come back and hit someone as a long running gag joke lol
This video honestly made my shitty day better. Thank you for this
Amazing editing
You know what. I only live to see this, Simo and his Art might as well become the meaning of life for me now.
Something just so satisfying about watching you jump into a melee/shield wall with your two handed axe. reminds me of the t.v. show 'vikings'.