@@unkon129 r/wooosh Was adding to his joke. Please read my comment again and please dont make me have to explain it. The word state was mebt to be stat. I'll change that typo if it confused you.
@Jamie Technically I did since I commented on it. Just like you and that other guy added to it by commenting. Also Whats your point? You really think just by you saying this isnt reddit will stop me from R/ing? Just like how memes are taken from their original websites I'm (and millions of other people) going to R/ everywhere even though Im not on the original websites. You can insult me from doing this all you want. But you're just some guy on the internet. Its mentally impossible for me to actually give at least one fuck about what you say to affect me. Sorry :)
In all of my time trying to take down the Rhodoks, I've only taken two cities. They instantly rode over to take them back and then burned several villages of mine.
I personally have over 300 archers guarding my city, 100 of which are rhodok sharpshooters, and the rest assorted ranks of rhodoks and then legions of max level ground units. Hehehjej yeah at least 50 are sarrinid master archers ooooo baby
Legitimately one of the most terrifying things in the game is a castle defended by rhodok sharpshooters... the most is one defended by them and Nord Huscarls
5:15 Wait, so what you're telling me is that the Mount And Blade X Experience series and the 1000 Stat Man series take place in the same universe? Is the beginning of the SCU? 1000 Stat Man VS Ironman, let's go!
This pains me to watch as a Swadian fanboy I... I am going to go back to Praven cuz.... Harlaus is throwing a party. I will be there for a long time. Drinking. Drinking hard.
Heh, Harlaus and I have such a good rivalry right now. I started out with the Nords, and Swadia declared war on the Nords after about two weeks of the game starting. I took a caravan mission from one of the Nords' main cities to Praven and Harlaus went outside and hunted me down as soon as I escorted the caravan. He catches up with me and we lead our troops into battle. I destroy his troops and capture Harlaus. Soon after that happened, Swadia offered me 9900 denars for him. I let him go for the vast amount of wealth. A couple days later I head for the tournament in Praven and noticed Harlaus was competing too. I put a bet on myself and competed in the tournament and destroyed Harlaus at his own game without him even knowing. Man, I love this game.
I remember when I was new to the game and cheesed my way to the top with op swadian knights. I just let them charge blindly everytime on an open field, it was always a free win even if we were outnumbered 3:1. My first siege with 120 Knights vs Etrosk castle, Same tactic and boi did we get slaughtered.
they can be great if you make sure they aren't getting shot constantly Good to have them as your final infantry push so you can clear out the ranged unit spam.
Oh that would be a short video. You would spawn in with a party of 20 of your fellow shirtless beanie wearing brothers. After that you barely win 3 fights against peasant mobs. Then after that is done a single guy named "player character" gallops up to you on his horse. He demands your surrender, and when you refuse he kills you all with his crosbow as he rides around in circles to avoid you. That there is the looter experience in a nutshell.
I always play as rhodoks but without the high ground rhodoks suck. But give them a hill or a castle... Have fun with that.especially almera castle right next to the sarranid sultinate. That castle can be more than easily defended with 1/5 the troops of the attackers. It has a bullshit design
I remember the horror. I besieged a castle occupied by rhodok crossbows. My Swadian Knights could surely break through. But no, we were picked off, one by one. shields crackling under the weight of hundreds of bolts. My good, war-hardened men fell all around me. only around 20% made it up the wall. I was struck by a volley and collapsed, taken prisoner for months until the war ended. big oof
40 rhodok sharpshooters and 10 seargents could hold a castle vs 200 enemies. the swadian seargents and sharpshooters are fine but they are a bit weaker than the rhodok version, the biggest difference is that swadian seargents have a 2 handed sword instead of a mace and sheild. with no sheild they are alot weaker.
Bro when you get those Rodok sergeants and 20-25 Veteran crossbow men you are almost invincible. I nearly took a castle with 50 men against 150-200 opposition but my party ran out of food so it was a failure but I haven't had as much fun as I did with the Rodoks
I just love how the music suddenly changed when you fought real troops instead of looters. Made it more comical for me. Nice job. Nice meme. Nice, Simo. Edit: Just found out today that you can "Accompany" people by right clicking your allied unit in the map instead of waiting for your allies in your camp like a bastard.
He played himself, it is the might of Swadian arms, given to us by the god-king Harlaus (buttery be his name) that is one of our greatest strengths. The Rhodok fools know nothing if the beauty of true craftsmanship.
Your ax horses can't do much when they charge into the center of a nord Shield wall!!! or find themselves on a slight incline against the unbeatable "Infantry hold position, Infantry stand closer x4" tactics
Balanced Vaegir army: 20 IQ Marksmen only: 200 IQ Marksmen only, but you always move up your army right in front of the enemy before opening fire: 2000 IQ
For open field combat (70% of the game) absolutely but for sieges defending and attacking? Well let's just say my Rhodock sharpshooters and Nord Huscarls have a few words for your "most op unit" also horse archers are annoying
@@kaidenfelder yes but you have to admit my swadian knight and my swadian sharpshooters still do pretty good in sieges and don't cost me a fortune to upkeep and lots of grinding to level up
@@XxGhostSlayerX3 that is somewhat true but swadian sharpshooters are just worse versions of Rhodock sharpshooters and while the knights aren't awful in sieges (trust me I used to spam the bitches too) the other options for sieges are just so much better specifically the rhoducks If you don't want to grind that much but the Nord ones do still work wonders
I’m currently doing my first real Mount and Blade playthrough, after choosing Rhodoks, we’ve destroyed all of Swadia, moved the Nords all the way to Sarranid where they’re constantly fighting for terrain, and we’ve taken half of the vaegir kingdom and have already taken Halmar and Narra from Khergits Tl;dr Rhodoks rule
I remember when I first saw how strong Rhodok's were on defense. I had just taken my first castle by myself, and was feeling pretty good. Left a small garrison and left. Almost immediately it was besieged. So I ride back and find about 300-400 men. Including the garrison, I have about 100. "Fuck it." I decide. I go and join the defenders. If I'm losing it, I'm taking some bastards with me. It also my first siege defense, and I had heard Rhodoks were good defenders. We slaughtered then. I don't remember our loses, but it wasn't all that many. Cut to a bit later, and my elite force has grown by about 20 men, but most of them are maxed quality. I want a town, and knowing how easily I've been taken castles, I thought a town would be doable. So we ride up to a Sarranid town in Khergit land that has a bunch of Rhodok troops guarding it, including sharpshooters. I didn't realise this until the battle started. This time, we were slaughtered. All my men, veteran troops, lay dead at the bottom of a ladder.
agreed sweedish reiters are much better espicially if you charge in 5 ranks very tight, you go straight through their line then turn and envelop their flanks.
Heronius Napalm V Why use horse when you can use Tractor? GROSTRAKTOR (Its was an experimental tank for those who don't know their German Tank History) #GrosTraktorForBannerlord
Rockpunk Techno I don’t normally do this but I’m currently making a Mount & Blade Warband Native gameplay on my channel, I would be really appreciated if you check it out 🙏🏽
good video 10/10 like really good dude out of all the things this is actually really nice content and the fact that you have gutts as your profile pic deserves my respect i have the brand tattooed on my arm
I have an idea when doing veagirs experience, go raid a village with low amount of troops (3-6) and the villagers will attack you. When they charge you with rocks just play the USSR anthem, it looks so glorius. "The fight of the workers for freedom"
*FINALLY....!!!* *THE RHODOK SHIELDWALL...!!* THE MOST POWERFUL INFANTRY FRACTION...! Love ya Simo for making this... And have an extra helping of Butter for showing off the War Cleaver...! Boy, that thing is death of anything that is in front of me in a Seige. P.S- Wack-A-Nord was brilliant. *....AND I KNEW IT WAS DICKLOMACY...!*
Yeah the most powerful infantry.... Versus a side charge from my swadian knight a shield wall is pointless... You peel of the archers so your infantry(aka huscarl ftw) can reach the shield wall thats already been broken by the charge and just kill what my first or second wave of cavalry did not kill...
@@poutiepanda9022 And then you go siege something and you suddenly realize that your cavalry can't do shit, that you can't break through the Rhodok Sergeants shieldwall even with 50 times more troops then them and that a single one of their Sharpshooter can knock you out with a single headshot. Cavalry is good and all if you wanna just run around the map without ever accomplishing anything or having any fief.
And you are right. Anyone who plays at full damage can tell. Simo claims that it only affects friendly fire, and that is bullshit. With reduced damage, armor makes you nigh invulnerable. That's a big part of what makes this video work. Also, just because I can make a video where someone equipped as a Khergit lancer takes out ten Swadian knights on the battlefield, and I can, does not mean that lancers are the best heavy cavalry.
But I remember my army of rhodok sharpshooters and nord huscarls being this effective. The trick I found to keeping the infantry alive was holding them back in sieges and letting the crossbowmen devastate everyone visible on the walls. In melee, an elite army of just huscarls loses almost nobody, particularly with a good enough surgery skill. But it's been a while since I played so maybe I'm remembering it wrong. But I don't recall getting more than 2-3 dead soldiers in a siege involving not more than a couple hundred defenders, if I stuck to the strats.
Yes, I am sure. You can see it in your videos. Less in this one, where everything is absorbed, as reduced damage simply cannot go through your very good armor... which makes knights, sergeants, sharpshooters, etc. stupid good. But look at the Slaver Experience video. You have no helmet, and a few times, you take a downward slash into your head. You take only 11-14 damage, due to reduced damage. By the way, let me also say that I enjoy your videos anyway. You have a sense of humor, which makes them very entertaining.
My first time playing Warband, with no prior experience to the game other than a few videos, I decided to join the Rhodoks. We wiped the Swadians from the map in my first month, then proceeded to move onto the Nords. Lost that savegame a long while back, but still remember it fondly.
I started as swadia when I just started and didn't know how to play. The Norse annihilated Swadia and I was forced to flee into the mountains. Thats when I joined the Rhodoks, now I am king of the desert. TL;DR Rhodoks & Graveth ftw.
Listen, it's almost like the Developers had a plan huh?? Each faction has its own strengths and weaknesses. Lazuril the trainer companion says as much, and he gives you a hint as to what each is best at. I LOVE having the specialists of every area in my warband, its the best way to live
When i was a noob in MB W, i was a vassal of swadia, and have a good army of knights and man of arms, and my army was 98% swadian, and we declare war to the rhodoks and i think, pf easy, so i storm a castle, and the fcking rhodoks archers obliterate me and my army, i just lost everything with 1 siege, and some arrows boys, i got depressed several days.
*gets 3 shields*
*proceeds to take a two handed weapon*
Jaja thats fun because is a joke
It was a power move by a true Chad.
In case of archers, maybe?
@@caesar9443 just tank the archers
The true powermove is to walk backwards towards the archers
Guide to Rhodok:
"It's over Swadia, I have the high ground!"
Swadia: "You underestimate my cavalry Rodok!"
@@zhanbolatmurzashov4001 Rodok: "You underestimate my Sergeants Swadia!"
@@elayion2619 it was the reference to star wars. When Anakin is fighting with keno bi
Why does the rhodoks always kill swadia?
@@elayion2619 As long as its an open field you can destroy their sharpshooters with cavalry. Its just, if its hills then no.
1000 Stat Man vs Ironman:
The Unstoppable Force meets the Immovable Object
It happened already and 1k stat man won as you can see in the start of 1k stat mans bizarre adventure part 2
THA WOOOOORLDOOOOOO!!!
Thatll be bigger than khabib v McGregor
I heard when their fists clashed the entire continent ruptured
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? They surrender.
Stats:
Health: 100
Int: 5
Defence: *yes*
Movment: *no*
reefta Defence doesn't even need a damn stat. It's just a matter of yes or fucking no.
@@MrWongWey dude its only a joke
@@unkon129 r/wooosh
Was adding to his joke. Please read my comment again and please dont make me have to explain it.
The word state was mebt to be stat. I'll change that typo if it confused you.
@@MrWongWey ur right
@Jamie Technically I did since I commented on it. Just like you and that other guy added to it by commenting.
Also Whats your point? You really think just by you saying this isnt reddit will stop me from R/ing? Just like how memes are taken from their original websites I'm (and millions of other people) going to R/ everywhere even though Im not on the original websites.
You can insult me from doing this all you want. But you're just some guy on the internet. Its mentally impossible for me to actually give at least one fuck about what you say to affect me. Sorry :)
As a Swadian main, I thought the Rhodocks were a pushover at first since they have no cavalry.
Then I tried to siege one of their cities...
Is that...a slorg?
Man, I feel old.
@@awordabout...3061 Yep, wearing the shades of Kamina from Gurren Lagann.
Firock Finion they are shitty offenders, but great defenders
Those peasants don’t stand a chance against Superior Swadian Cavalry in a field
In all of my time trying to take down the Rhodoks, I've only taken two cities. They instantly rode over to take them back and then burned several villages of mine.
I personally have over 300 archers guarding my city, 100 of which are rhodok sharpshooters, and the rest assorted ranks of rhodoks and then legions of max level ground units. Hehehjej yeah at least 50 are sarrinid master archers ooooo baby
THE PLOT TWIST AT THE END IS WORTH EVERY SINGLE PENNY I PAID FOR INTERNET CONNECTION
You pay turkish liras dont lie to me
Simo
When your Warband meme videos have a more consistent timeline than the X-Men Movies.
But did Ironman Survived the battle tho? That's the question.. :O
@@NotSimo does that means... ironman dies?
@@dolfyhilter577 oh fuck
Marvel: "Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in histoty"
Simo: "hold my butter"
Hold my butter
Don't you mean
"Hold my butter"?
I vote "hold my butter"
There you go
Simo does the tm stand for "Tea Moroccan"?
Legitimately one of the most terrifying things in the game is a castle defended by rhodok sharpshooters... the most is one defended by them and Nord Huscarls
The dream team
imagine a castle defended by 150 rhodok sharpshooters and 200 nord Huscarls
@@joaopedross1405 that’s not a Defense force anymore, that’s a city with an army
I like rhodoks sharpshooters, but I like to mix they with a few vaegir archers to have more shoots per minutes (like 80/20)
Dear god and put like twenty or thirty Mamuleks as well
4:26
"The Lord made us all out of Iron.
Then He turns up the heat to turn some of us into Steel."
"You need the mod Dickplomacy"
I see Simo is a man of culture as well.
I have the reloaded version.
@@lucianopivetta6066 CAN YOU GIVE ME THE LINK?
@@revengeproductions9697 www.nexusmods.com/mbwarband/mods/6243 have fun!
5:15 Wait, so what you're telling me is that the Mount And Blade X Experience series and the 1000 Stat Man series take place in the same universe?
Is the beginning of the SCU?
1000 Stat Man VS Ironman, let's go!
This is gonna be fun...
MONEY SHOOOOOOOOT
would pay to watch
Ironman will almost defeat 1000 Stat Man, but then Stardust Crusdaers theme will come in and 1k Stat Man will ORA the shit out of Ironman
All the Experience heroes are in fact a part of a secret league to divide and conquer Calradia.
This pains me to watch as a Swadian fanboy
I... I am going to go back to Praven cuz.... Harlaus is throwing a party. I will be there for a long time.
Drinking. Drinking hard.
Uncle Timo damn those savages are drinking butter now?
*Sticks my Nordic head in*
Did someone say *FEAST?!?*
NORDS FOREVER
Rhodoks for life! All hail King Graveth!
Heh, Harlaus and I have such a good rivalry right now. I started out with the Nords, and Swadia declared war on the Nords after about two weeks of the game starting. I took a caravan mission from one of the Nords' main cities to Praven and Harlaus went outside and hunted me down as soon as I escorted the caravan. He catches up with me and we lead our troops into battle. I destroy his troops and capture Harlaus. Soon after that happened, Swadia offered me 9900 denars for him. I let him go for the vast amount of wealth. A couple days later I head for the tournament in Praven and noticed Harlaus was competing too. I put a bet on myself and competed in the tournament and destroyed Harlaus at his own game without him even knowing. Man, I love this game.
4:27 not gonna lie. Greatest video game moment i've ever seen in my life.
Boy too young
How to win against Ironman: Get a huge magnet. GG no RE!
Woooooow Koifish! Are you here legend!
fuck off
My Leige
oh Koifish is here I thought he was busy because it is almost harvesting season
*VERY GOOD*
I remember when I was new to the game and cheesed my way to the top with op swadian knights. I just let them charge blindly everytime on an open field, it was always a free win even if we were outnumbered 3:1. My first siege with 120 Knights vs Etrosk castle, Same tactic and boi did we get slaughtered.
Yeah knights are great out on open plains but not so good in sieges.
they can be great if you make sure they aren't getting shot constantly
Good to have them as your final infantry push so you can clear out the ranged unit spam.
Agincourt all over again
@Maximillian Nechiporuk I do
@Maximillian Nechiporuk This is Warband and not Bannerlord
4:28
Swad Crossbowman 1: "It's not possible!"
Swad Crossbowman 2: "No, It's necessary" *jumps down*
Anyone know the music?
Interstellar soundtrack
This one is "No time for Caution" I'm quite sure. I was referencing the scene with that comment btw.
I know and thx m8. Should have known it was Hans Zimmer.
Dirty Grin thanks I wanted to know
It was this Martin dude that deserves the thanks but ok...
Next up: the Looter Experience
Outlaw Experience*
That's a very nice head on your shoulders....2 minutes later... oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
Must be Vile Beggar the next...
Oh that would be a short video. You would spawn in with a party of 20 of your fellow shirtless beanie wearing brothers. After that you barely win 3 fights against peasant mobs.
Then after that is done a single guy named "player character" gallops up to you on his horse. He demands your surrender, and when you refuse he kills you all with his crosbow as he rides around in circles to avoid you.
That there is the looter experience in a nutshell.
The farmers experience
Yeah, the Rhodoks suck... until you siege one of their castles
They are a damn pain
I always play as rhodoks but without the high ground rhodoks suck. But give them a hill or a castle... Have fun with that.especially almera castle right next to the sarranid sultinate. That castle can be more than easily defended with 1/5 the troops of the attackers. It has a bullshit design
I remember the horror. I besieged a castle occupied by rhodok crossbows. My Swadian Knights could surely break through. But no, we were picked off, one by one. shields crackling under the weight of hundreds of bolts. My good, war-hardened men fell all around me. only around 20% made it up the wall. I was struck by a volley and collapsed, taken prisoner for months until the war ended.
big oof
40 rhodok sharpshooters and 10 seargents could hold a castle vs 200 enemies. the swadian seargents and sharpshooters are fine but they are a bit weaker than the rhodok version, the biggest difference is that swadian seargents have a 2 handed sword instead of a mace and sheild. with no sheild they are alot weaker.
Played as rhodoks once. I held a castle against 2000 saranids with 150 sharpshooters and 50 sergeants
I actually like the Rhodoks. They have some of the best looking clothing/armor in the game.
Bro when you get those Rodok sergeants and 20-25 Veteran crossbow men you are almost invincible. I nearly took a castle with 50 men against 150-200 opposition but my party ran out of food so it was a failure but I haven't had as much fun as I did with the Rodoks
Suspicious how at the end of the siege you have near full health.. nice ctrl+h simo
Simo sound then, didn't really think you were a NASTY, DIRTY cheater anyways
Victory isn't always honorable, and what counts at the end of the day, is whether you're alive or not.
I like how this dude is talking about cheating but didn't you just watch a video where he just spawned whatever armor he wants and equipped it? Haha
Friendly Stranger It’s part of the Cheatmenu, you can spawn in whatever you want, but you still have to pay for it.
What's this then, eh?
Vaegir experience next?
Ramun the slave trader experience please!!
Needs to be done with the og Native expansion mod that had the Ivory Sentinels
No fake nord experience
Yusss. I'm expecting a lot of Russian jokes
@@Ainomato And the Soviet national anthem.
That one Swadian Skirmisher at 4:27 tryin real hard to get that promotion
IKR xD
I lived that life once, long ago.
where is that song from
@@lunaside7 interstellar
@@lunaside7 darude sandstorm.
2:22
Count Montewar: We have you 53 to 1
Simo: I like those odds.
I pissed myself at 04:24 :'D
Was like: "Please let him shoot while falling and land a headshot please" but nonetheless that was amazing
Dog spaghetti. Close enough?
Thanks Papa.
Brootch lasag
1000 Stat Man: one man army
Ironman: *O N E M A N C A S T L E*
" - I am the most elite Swadian Knight !
- And I am... Iron Man. "
Rhodoks will always be my favorite faction. It was the first kingdom I ever sided with.
same
I just love how your vids are packed with FIst of the North Star memes... Instantly subscribed.
I just love how the music suddenly changed when you fought real troops instead of looters. Made it more comical for me.
Nice job. Nice meme. Nice, Simo.
Edit: Just found out today that you can "Accompany" people by right clicking your allied unit in the map instead of waiting for your allies in your camp like a bastard.
Nothing like praising rhodoks while wearing SWADIAN KING ARMOR !!!
He played himself, it is the might of Swadian arms, given to us by the god-king Harlaus (buttery be his name) that is one of our greatest strengths. The Rhodok fools know nothing if the beauty of true craftsmanship.
dat hokuto no ken theme beatiful
"This is just Swadian propaganda"
*shows Rodock propaganda*
That's how calradia works!
Not propaganda when it's true
This made my day. I like my quiet green side of the map.
Now turn the enemy damage up to 100%
If they do 2 damage, I guess it would be 4 damage with 100%
@@danielacevedo2222 It adds up.
Yeah no way he can just stand and fight butterlords on normal difficulty.
Everyone can be immortal with 1/4 damage received
0 multiplied by 2 is still 0
My prayers have been answered,thanks Simo.
This one time I wanted to join Rhodoks they were at war with literally every other faction. So I did what I always do...
VAEGIRS FOR THE WIN!
I once just played as a merchant in Rhodoks territory. Still funner than playing as the Khergits.
@Sinatra IV NANI?! Berdiches + horses = UNLIMITED POWAH!
FVCK RVSSIANS
Your ax horses can't do much when they charge into the center of a nord Shield wall!!!
or find themselves on a slight incline against the unbeatable "Infantry hold position, Infantry stand closer x4" tactics
Balanced Vaegir army: 20 IQ
Marksmen only: 200 IQ
Marksmen only, but you always move up your army right in front of the enemy before opening fire: 2000 IQ
Everybody:Thinks who is better
Me: *Playing for Khergit claimat with an army of Swadians and Rhodocks troops mixed together*
you forget to add nord huscarl
@@randomblacktemplar738 HUSCARLSSSSSSS ARE THE BEST
I always go with nord infantry, rhodok crossbowmen, khergit horse archers, swadian knights, vaegir archers and occasionaly sarranid mamlukes
I got Vaegir archers and Rhodok infantry.
"Rhodoks sucks"
Me: *laughs in Swiss pikemen*
Soma Azerag *laughs in Landsknecht*
@@deathkorpssoldier888laughs in naked veagirs equipped with nothing but javelins
@@deathkorpssoldier888 Mmmhmm y'good lookin
*Marvel* : "infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history"
*Me* :
Dont copy
Think of something yourself
1:14 saboteur sent by isorrowproductions IS THIS REAL
Wow
Bro Rhodok Sergeants will clap ANYTHING
KrypticMaroon not my chad huscarls
Laughs in nord huscarl
In that case you call the forbidden alliance.
Swadians and Rhodoks stand together against a common foe.
4:28 that peasant looking guy forgot he isn't playing dark souls, you can't switch weapons mid air and hit someone with it while you fall.
0:11 this man has to realize that swadian knights are the most overpowered units in the game
nah
For open field combat (70% of the game) absolutely but for sieges defending and attacking? Well let's just say my Rhodock sharpshooters and Nord Huscarls have a few words for your "most op unit" also horse archers are annoying
@@kaidenfelder yes but you have to admit my swadian knight and my swadian sharpshooters still do pretty good in sieges and don't cost me a fortune to upkeep and lots of grinding to level up
@@XxGhostSlayerX3 that is somewhat true but swadian sharpshooters are just worse versions of Rhodock sharpshooters and while the knights aren't awful in sieges (trust me I used to spam the bitches too) the other options for sieges are just so much better specifically the rhoducks If you don't want to grind that much but the Nord ones do still work wonders
Khergit lancers are laughing at this
But can he survive a punch from one 1000 stat man?
In case anyone was wondering what the song was from 4:27 it’s No Time For Caution from the movie Interstellar
SiMo ThOsE ArE nOt ReAl TrOoPs
-sabatour sent by isorrowproductions
Ah yes, the rhodoks. Masters of armor and siege defence, yet gets Veluca stolen by the Sarranids very often
4:33 he was a real hero 😭 R.İ.P
Aha türk 😂😂
@@yegor1305 😅
1:18 ISP? Is that KOMRADE ARTILLERY TRONKSLY?
yep our dad have some spies in the world you know
I’m currently doing my first real Mount and Blade playthrough, after choosing Rhodoks, we’ve destroyed all of Swadia, moved the Nords all the way to Sarranid where they’re constantly fighting for terrain, and we’ve taken half of the vaegir kingdom and have already taken Halmar and Narra from Khergits
Tl;dr Rhodoks rule
I remember when I first saw how strong Rhodok's were on defense.
I had just taken my first castle by myself, and was feeling pretty good. Left a small garrison and left. Almost immediately it was besieged. So I ride back and find about 300-400 men. Including the garrison, I have about 100. "Fuck it." I decide. I go and join the defenders. If I'm losing it, I'm taking some bastards with me. It also my first siege defense, and I had heard Rhodoks were good defenders. We slaughtered then. I don't remember our loses, but it wasn't all that many.
Cut to a bit later, and my elite force has grown by about 20 men, but most of them are maxed quality. I want a town, and knowing how easily I've been taken castles, I thought a town would be doable.
So we ride up to a Sarranid town in Khergit land that has a bunch of Rhodok troops guarding it, including sharpshooters. I didn't realise this until the battle started. This time, we were slaughtered. All my men, veteran troops, lay dead at the bottom of a ladder.
niiice kho maghribi kay9assar mount and blade nice bro respect i really enjoyed with many of your videos that was really fun keep it up ^^
I will not tolerate Rhodok slander. All hail King Graveth!
Look at them shields! Its a shame if
*WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED*
With Fire and Sword for Winged Hussar experience when? @Simo :v
COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAINSIDE
Overrated af
agreed sweedish reiters are much better espicially if you charge in 5 ranks very tight, you go straight through their line then turn and envelop their flanks.
Heronius Napalm V
Why use horse when you can use Tractor?
GROSTRAKTOR
(Its was an experimental tank for those who don't know their German Tank History)
#GrosTraktorForBannerlord
Me: I like rhodok’s troop’S
Also me: *MhhMMH sWaDiAn KnIgHtS*
Friends ask: Why do I side with the rhodoks?
Me: Shows them this video
This is just the best! Earned a subscriber!
Literally the Rhodoks are amazing. In on of my playthroughs, they took over two factions in one day, swadians and sarranids
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That last shield adding the yugioh points sound effect made me smash the subscribe button out of pure instinct.
1:55 "Look at me. LOOK AT ME... I'm the Caravan Master now."
4:27 That man's a bloody hero! F to pay respects
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It's glad that I found this channel.
Subbed.
good video 10/10 like really good dude out of all the things this is actually really nice content and the fact that you have gutts as your profile pic deserves my respect i have the brand tattooed on my arm
I have an idea when doing veagirs experience, go raid a village with low amount of troops (3-6) and the villagers will attack you. When they charge you with rocks just play the USSR anthem, it looks so glorius. "The fight of the workers for freedom"
I am sure I've seen that in another video recently.
@@Mithilius Koifish did it in Average Warband Experience, I think.
man i can't belive me and the bois with 600+ troops loose to 300 rhodocks in a siege man lmao
Ah my people represented
4:27 superb cinematography :D
There's something special about not taking any damage form the sea raiders
*FINALLY....!!!*
*THE RHODOK SHIELDWALL...!!*
THE MOST POWERFUL INFANTRY FRACTION...!
Love ya Simo for making this...
And have an extra helping of Butter for showing off the War Cleaver...!
Boy, that thing is death of anything that is in front of me in a Seige.
P.S- Wack-A-Nord was brilliant.
*....AND I KNEW IT WAS DICKLOMACY...!*
Yeah the most powerful infantry.... Versus a side charge from my swadian knight a shield wall is pointless... You peel of the archers so your infantry(aka huscarl ftw) can reach the shield wall thats already been broken by the charge and just kill what my first or second wave of cavalry did not kill...
@@poutiepanda9022 And then you go siege something and you suddenly realize that your cavalry can't do shit, that you can't break through the Rhodok Sergeants shieldwall even with 50 times more troops then them and that a single one of their Sharpshooter can knock you out with a single headshot.
Cavalry is good and all if you wanna just run around the map without ever accomplishing anything or having any fief.
@@poutiepanda9022 Bitch swadia cant stand 2 fucks in front of mah mamlukes
school goes to italy
girls: my dreams come true i will visit rome and pizza tower
boys:
this doesnt make any sense
The Kingdom of Rhodoks are based off Medieval Italy
@@airmanbunny9767 oh ok then i apologize i didnt know
Isnt it pisa tower
@@recaibey yes i think so
1000 Stat Man's Bizarre Adventure part 3 soon? pls?
your taste for soundtrack is amazing.
Simo: Puts 3 shields on as Rhodok
Me: "Wait, am I basic?"
Other question,can anyone tell me the name of the beautiful song in the minute 1:31?
Hail King Graveth of Rhodoks!!!
@Rhodok Sergeant good to meet another Rhodok supporter
Hail!
HAIL!!!
Finally we Rhodoks get our Butter!
Video editing skillz are on point
Game Makers: horses are very resistant
Simo:Uploads Rhodok Experience video
IRONMAN VS 1000 STAT MAN NEXT!
I realised I love Warband more than Bannerlord and I'm saying this after playing Bannerlord 1000 hours.
I'm guessing Simo has the 25% Damage to allies thing on, considering how for about 20 kills, only one Sergeant goes down.
You sure? I turn it on whenever I get bored and my Beta-As-FUCK Peasants become Alpha-Boi Superhumans compared to the puny bandito doritos.
And you are right. Anyone who plays at full damage can tell.
Simo claims that it only affects friendly fire, and that is bullshit. With reduced damage, armor makes you nigh invulnerable. That's a big part of what makes this video work.
Also, just because I can make a video where someone equipped as a Khergit lancer takes out ten Swadian knights on the battlefield, and I can, does not mean that lancers are the best heavy cavalry.
But I remember my army of rhodok sharpshooters and nord huscarls being this effective. The trick I found to keeping the infantry alive was holding them back in sieges and letting the crossbowmen devastate everyone visible on the walls. In melee, an elite army of just huscarls loses almost nobody, particularly with a good enough surgery skill. But it's been a while since I played so maybe I'm remembering it wrong. But I don't recall getting more than 2-3 dead soldiers in a siege involving not more than a couple hundred defenders, if I stuck to the strats.
Yes, I am sure. You can see it in your videos. Less in this one, where everything is absorbed, as reduced damage simply cannot go through your very good armor... which makes knights, sergeants, sharpshooters, etc. stupid good.
But look at the Slaver Experience video. You have no helmet, and a few times, you take a downward slash into your head. You take only 11-14 damage, due to reduced damage.
By the way, let me also say that I enjoy your videos anyway. You have a sense of humor, which makes them very entertaining.
@@thetuidjy6983 Holy crap it's Tuidjy from Steam Discussions in the TH-cam comment section.
My first time playing Warband, with no prior experience to the game other than a few videos, I decided to join the Rhodoks. We wiped the Swadians from the map in my first month, then proceeded to move onto the Nords. Lost that savegame a long while back, but still remember it fondly.
I started as swadia when I just started and didn't know how to play. The Norse annihilated Swadia and I was forced to flee into the mountains. Thats when I joined the Rhodoks, now I am king of the desert.
TL;DR Rhodoks & Graveth ftw.
Make a Nord that throws axes and yells "yeet!"
OH SHIT THAT ENDING
I remember one time that I played as the Rhodoks and got besieged with other vassals at Shariz the ratio was at least 1:2.5 lul they were beaten
You are one badass player!! Keep it up!
Listen, it's almost like the Developers had a plan huh?? Each faction has its own strengths and weaknesses. Lazuril the trainer companion says as much, and he gives you a hint as to what each is best at. I LOVE having the specialists of every area in my warband, its the best way to live
Next video should be 1K stat man vs Rhodok man. It could use the dialogue from the Jotaro vs. Dio fight.
NORD EXPERIENCE WHEN
Hey Simo
I love you 2,999
I’m guessing your 193K subs are rewatching this (video) a couple of times huh?
Well you now how 1 extra sub.
Congratulations my good man.
Finally representing us the Rhodok crew, fucking up Swadia since 1257
When i was a noob in MB W, i was a vassal of swadia, and have a good army of knights and man of arms, and my army was 98% swadian, and we declare war to the rhodoks and i think, pf easy, so i storm a castle, and the fcking rhodoks archers obliterate me and my army, i just lost everything with 1 siege, and some arrows boys, i got depressed several days.
RHODOK MASTER RACE
Rhodok tard race
All you have to do is position your crossbowmen on a hill and the infantry slightly below them
all hail king harlaus!
and all the swadians do is charge
Swadia is shit, king Harlaus is gay
Bitch Lasagna
Have you received it yet?
Oof. He lied. Unsubscribbled
they say you need agility, speed, mobility, and stealth in war. but ironman said
fvck it imma go FULL METAL