Mount and Blade: 1000 Stat Man's Bizarre Adventure (Part 4)

The fourth part/episode of Mount and Blade: 1000 Statman's bizarre adventure. In this episode, 1k Statman has to help the nobility of Pendor get rid of bandits in order to receive an army and some gear to help him locate the Portal which he will use to get back home.
Music used:
Boruto Naruto Next Generations OST - Become The Wind (Instrumental)
• Boruto - Become The Wi...
The Elder Scrolls - Oblivion - Town Music
• The Elder Scrolls - Ob...
PAYDAY 2 Official Soundtrack - 09. Razormind
• PAYDAY 2 Official Soun...
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable - Okuyasu's Theme "The Hand"
• Jojo's Bizarre Adventu...
The Witcher 3 OST - Geralt of Rivia
• The Witcher 3 OST - Ge...
In a land torn asunder by incessant warfare, it is time to assemble your own band of hardened warriors and enter the fray. Lead your men into battle, expand your realm, and claim the ultimate prize: the throne of Calradia!
Mount & Blade: Warband is a stand alone expansion pack for the game that brought medieval battlefields to life with its realistic mounted combat and detailed fighting system.

[@NotSimo]

**5k likes and I make Part 5 before Bannerlord is out**
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[@FRENKI8888]

What mod is this?

[@SnorlaxFriend]

Yo Simo when are we gonna see 1 stat man, the shittiest man alive

[@total_chaos4u620]

We all know that’s a lie

[@pauliusbaranauskas7915]

Ye gonna make dork souls video?

[@PeferG17]

When Bannerlord comes out will 1000 Stat man continue in that?

[@Koifish]

No, seriously, When am i getting my 50 dollars?

[@NotSimo]

How do you block someone on youtube?

[@winfieldjarvis3092]

Oh shit this isn't google

[@mehmetefetoraman8984]

Never

[@TheManofthecross]

heh so you did the voice acting in there clever. :P

[@SiberianOldPal]

Hey! He actually saved you from those hunters!

[@flaviusstilicho1239]

You know it's Pendor when even 1000 stat man has troubles surviving.

[@anown315]

Damn, I havent played it yet.

[@natherian5654]

That mod is nuts

[@Oryxification]

@@natherian5654 heres a tip for monarchs. The Ai will only attack a castle if troops < 800. 800 troops means never getting seiged. Best troops for this are anything 17 denars a week or under. Also you should try and leave a highly defendable castle like Tuldar Fortress or Knudarr castle undermanned and then swoop in after the kingdom attack lands with a heavy force of crossbowmen and knights and pin them in a location where they have a hard time getting at you or your troops in full view of your archers and crossbows. Personally I like trapping them on the tuldar fortress courtyard stairs with infantry while crossbowmen are arranged on the walls so all has a clear shot at the forces trapped on the stairs and access path. Knudarr has a similar idea: A middle hill for a archer force and a big open gate to pin their troops.

[@quetzalcoatl974]

STR has to be higher than 1000 usually, when I playtested this, I gave my character 100,000
The rest has to be 1000 as 10000 AGL can make you faster than light

[@willprox440]

well, 1000 stat man can be born in Pendor even without the cheats. But i guess you need to grind qualis game for 500-600 hours to achieve this lmao

[@stormtruppen4039]

I thought this series died but really glad it's back 😍

[@R4de]

*sigh*

[@hankolijo]

ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
...Robert Baratheon = 1000 stat man confirmed?

[@ehhh4483]

still waiting for the 1000 stat man vs 1001 stat man arc

[@zueonfishykk1958]

Егор Клейменов well the anime is far behind the manga

[@bernardoluis7699]

Fool there is a 9999 stat man now

[@crazyroundman7049]

Eh, not as good as 1 star mans arc. 1000 stat man is cool and all but it's nice to see an underdog once in a while.

[@jorojoro2395]

He's coming now that harvesting season is here

[@draenor624]

хех

[@serithlenigod]

*Received couched lance damage!
1k stat man: ”and?”

[@serithlenigod]

Thanks papa

[@YugoslavianWarCriminal]

Ketsu-wo-taberu I see you are a man of culture, btw how’s that ass tasting tho

[@dvrius1214]

Like 10/10 video well worked an I’m glad that koifish helped you,you two are the best

[@remonusvatikes5]

Could you make a video that 1000 Stat Man and his friends; Apyr, Salah-Eddine 2.0, Count Margarine, Discount Genghis Khan, Ironman and Ragnar the Red from Mount and Blade experiences series fights against Dark forces.

[@NotSimo]

When he comes back to Calradia, you will all get a nice surprise

[@remonusvatikes5]

@@NotSimo I am excited now.

[@sleepy_fredo]

I'm waiting for Salah Eddine 2.0 tho

[@krispy1414]

@@NotSimo We hit 5k likes, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. BUTTER? I HAVE. VODKA? I HAVE. BANNERLORD? *Oh shit I dont have*

[@Nuka0420]

Dont forget sanboi

[@viper9776]

ahh, *It's been 84 years...*
good to see warband again :D

[@kevindecarvalhocampos6868]

If even 1000 stat man had trouble with the Jatu, how the hell am I supposed to kill them?

[@huntermad5668]

A hundred or so Decked out order knights with several million in upgrade money!!!

[@huntermad5668]

Alternatively, gather a ridiculous number of Qualis gem and recuit load of Noldor troops then sit on a hill.

[@roubinnick]

Capture a hill nigga

[@VojislavMoranic]

I use a pike and shoot army.
With 30 knights with me.
Camp on a hill and when they get bogged in your lines.
Send in your knights

[@andyhaochizhang]

You fight broken troops with more broken troops. Once you have several hundred top tier troops you can wipe them off the surface of Pendor for good. I even kill off all their surviving horses at the end of battles.

[@ilyasopdekkbeat8534]

Koifish and Simo ❤❤

[@sab9040]

gayyyyyyyy

[@NightOfTheRavens]

Best ship

[@jcdentongaming1304]

They are cousins............SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@n1h1luss61]

Nuqman Hakim really?

[@jcdentongaming1304]

@@n1h1luss61 yeah

[@VincentHarold]

2:56
1K Stat Man's stats were so high up, that even most weapons are suspended telekinetically instead of actually hitting him

[@vaclavsoukup7302]

1000 Stat Man : ( * Gets the best armor in game * )
1000 Stat Man : ,, 5/10 It was okay "
Blacksmiths : REEEEEEEEE !

[@yungshino3330]

By the 9 it's TRUE hes returned the great......
1000 stat man

[@kasugapepegon]

it's only 8 bro

[@PeferG17]

@@kasugapepegon You filthy Elf! How dare you refuse to recognize the greatness of Talos!

[@theoneandonlydetraebean8286]

Talos guide you 1000 stat man!

[@yungshino3330]

I believe in the 9 talos is a God you fool

[@NotSimo]

@@kasugapepegon Talos forgive you, brother

[@comradep8519]

the virgin hunter joke was 10/10

[@leroydsouza69]

1000 Stat man in Pendor??!!! He's here to gather Qualis Gems and kick Heretic and snake worshippers butts. And he's already got the gems so they better start running.

[@MeMe-fn6nd]

It took as much time as bannerlord

[@yigithatunoglu3293]

Wtf time flies... I remember i subscribed u when u have 13K subscribers... And look at u know... Im proud of u :'D

[@NotSimo]

Thanks boss

[@BadLemonsXI]

11/10 Quality voice acting if ever I've seen it!

[@michaelfields849]

Love the Oblivion and Skyrim music you're playing in the background

[@niko7877]

This is like the wait time between part 4 and part 5 of JoJo, so glad this is back

[@ethansbadatlife1223]

What an absolute unit! Love your videos and keep up the good work.

[@spearmint165]

Happy to hear things worked out in the end. Keep doing your thing boy

[@apathymanthemundane4165]

I can only imagine that 1000 stat man hasn't gotten back to calradia yet because of the nightmarish efforts to attack the noldor castle

[@agamajam5546]

We were waiting for this!

[@mertcanciftci937]

Still waiting for Part 5 😭

[@Valeriy_Brzeczyszczykiewicz]

Yeah, bratan, yeah

[@serhatkerem8512]

Enemy: We are more than you. Retreat or die.
1000 Stat Man: Hold my beer

[@javaslapnervedjosh1877]

hey simo glad you got your monatisation back you deserve it man

[@martinsedej6681]

Great video Simo! Keep up the great work

[@favre4ever39]

Fun Fact: 1000 Stat man knows when Bannerlord 2 will be released.

[@gilpita]

dude i can't believe this, i was watching part 3 yesterday and thinking "when Simo going to continue this series?" and now you release another episode, thank you Simo

[@TheOtherwise1337]

HE'S BACK!
AND HE BROUGHT KOIFISH!
YEEEEEEEEEBOOOOIIIIIIII

[@raulcalimann7738]

Imagine the life of a saranid mamluke in this : spending thousands of hours of training and fighting many hard battles just to be killed beside an well prepared army , by an fast naked man trowing with stones

[@amirysyafy4801]

Nah they are Jatu,they deserve it.

[@snakept69]

My man Simo Bannerlord is out and still no part 5? The saga of 1000 stat man must be told!

[@papaphiladopolosthemagnifi1644]

I love 1000 stat man!!! Next time I got spare cash ill happily donate; keep on putting up them awesome vids

[@DemonZero420]

still waiting for part 5

[@darmam0o]

That throwing axe was afraid to touch 1000 Stat Man's head, lol.

[@samburkey9962]

This video is gold

[@TheGabbernaut]

Goddamn you for using Oblivion music! Gotta reinstall it again.
Awesome video as always!

[@nerminkaya4698]

TheGabbernaut good to see someone finally realizes that

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

I am happy you got your monetization back! I hope we see more of your videos.

[@equasian2702]

I enjoyed this video.

[@joagluck]

It is almost year since last time when we see you 1000 stats man. Come back to us!

[@Tim1000064]

Welcome back!

[@Cooule.]

2:24
"You have advanced to level 15"
Me:Wait....
Thats illegal.

[@NotSimo]

1k stat man is 15 years old

[@serenade4926]

@@NotSimo wow already growing a beard?

[@alienking3231]

Love the payday music and Skyrim 🌹❤️

[@googleisinvasive5067]

Bannerlord is out will 1000 statman return?

[@illhave2number965]

Why does 1000 Stat Man look like cr1tikal lmao

[@heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709]

4:53
Koifish: that was rude

[@setharookazoo]

Duuuude Koifiiiiiiish 😂😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩🤩. This was great, but I needed to hear “1000 Stat Man” about 1000 more times 😂👍

[@hadidsyahputra1714]

I'M SO GLAD IT'S BACK

[@kimphuoc96]

Finally, part 4

[@TheNavyboy333]

LOLOL I love the Oblivion soundtrack!!

[@Fireway12]

6:11 This is insider info right there

[@dr.vikyll7466]

Look who's back

[@irfanadl1828]

Quality content

[@Galarzajoao]

Will we ever see chief again? Will pineapple dude improve his fighting skills even more? Will green discover that Robin Hood was his great great great grandfather?? I sure hope we do

[@NotSimo]

You will you will, relax
Kenshi fans need to learn patience, look at mount and blade fans sitting here and waiting for Bannerlord since 2012

[@Galarzajoao]

Simo true true, won’t say I’m not happy to see u keep on doing videos. Love u man, you are the best!

[@CahitbeyAdiAlinmis]

02:16 your hitbox is also 1000

[@abraham8310]

Well done

[@senhormadrugagamer2.023]

Part 5 would bê great

[@AmerikkaJuusto]

that oblivion music during their first conversation made me laugh so much

[@reflectivegaming9979]

4:56 wow bro, really gonna do Koifish like that 😆

[@julianv1617]

ITS FINALLY HERE

[@antoniwrobel4292]

I love that oblivion soundtrack

[@Fichtelslynkahoudn]

So, i kinda got an oblivion vibe off of that first dialogue.
Then the music hit me.

[@kay-ku5hm]

We need to wait longgggg time for the next video.

[@adoringfan1924]

The oblivion music in the background 😢my favorite game of all time

[@iffy3256]

the outro

[@yungdagger1282]

Damn you got koifish in this? Thats lit

[@Matt-md5yt]

This is intresting.

[@Dulje]

Love the Payday2 heist music... kinda miss the game ;c

[@foxishere9158]

I now want to see a battle on 1000 stat man vs the immovable object

[@RanDeligero]

Notif is lit again

[@lucasruas7790]

Wtf,I literally dreamed with this

[@michaelcorleone2794]

TaleWorlds:
Me: Meh that was easy
ProphecyoPendor:hold my beer

[@NWLR-tv]

My favorite anime!!

[@belisarius707]

Finally!

[@noise_misanthrope]

THE TIME HAS COME

[@TheOtherwise1337]

HE'S BACK

[@user-qr6en8io8z]

Дождались

[@garotogaivota14]

I still need a John Wick presentation for 1000 stat man

[@shingekinowalrus9961]

Never played Pendor, but damn the armour in it looks awesome

[@anubisd613]

ZE Man has returned

[@wildand1116]

"no one just deflect my stones splash" - 1000 stats man

[@raddragon1373]

1000 stat man, can jump from one riverside to another!
Hopefully no one will die.

[@TioWiki]

God bless this cuz he bring a smile to my soul
T :of power for simo the great

[@curtisstephens4482]

Jotaro: Hey old man, who the hell is this guy? What's his stand?
Joseph Jostar: OOOHHHH MYYYY GOOOOD!

[@metetural9140]

That Oblivion music tho
And the voice acting was a solid 9/11

[@SpencerWheelman]

I have an idea for a future video for you, if you play civ 5. "Civilization 5: 1000 Stat Man". Get In-Game Editor and any other mods you want. Spawn a pathfinder (has op bonuses) and promote him as many times as you can (with IGE) to get all the scout traits/abilities. Then spawn an ancient ruin near him, walk to it, and upgrade him to a composite bowman. Promote him again to get all the archer traits/abilities. Your new 1000 stat man can solo enemy nations and conquer the world!

[@mtah2225]

The sound effects always get me lmaooooo

[@aaronsound]

i wish you given JoJo titles to these too,meybe Stat Man is unbreakable or something like that for this one,still great vid

[@aesopwolf3126]

the oblivion theme and the bad voiceacting in the beginning makes it 1000 times better

[@user-nx9rp8tx8p]

With this heavy axe Statman feels like, you know, Statman 3: Butterek

[@frigginsepone446]

Another daily upload?? Seriously Simo? I don't have the time to watch all this hilarious shit!

[@JC-om7nr]

1000 stat man just wants a quiet life.

[@Metalwrath2]

Oblivion dialogue music 10/10

[@MeMe-fn6nd]

Finally!!!!!

[@jarbropro6283]

you abandoned us at the worst moment

[@ShadeFighter741]

Hell yea Simo

[@buttnuttz6119]

I died at the Tom and Jerry scream lmao