Plumbers Don't Wear Ties (Panasonic 3DO) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)

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  • @Hiko.M
    @Hiko.M 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9599

    So its a porno with just the story and no porn?

    • @trueloveis4u
      @trueloveis4u 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

      and punishes you for picking the porno options

    • @0x777
      @0x777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +945

      A porno with a story and no porn is no porno. It's the exact opposite of porno. An anti-porno.

    • @Tatsh2DX
      @Tatsh2DX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      The Jane character is a pornstar from the time just not very popular

    • @Preeve
      @Preeve 8 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      +Tatsh2DX I'm pretty sure she's a wrestler, not a porn star.

    • @AaronKaiMCDNLD
      @AaronKaiMCDNLD 8 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Ok then....what's her name?

  • @blaisetelfer8499
    @blaisetelfer8499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6369

    This isn't a game; this is an interactive shitpost.

    • @Priyo866
      @Priyo866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      It was definitely made by someone on an insane acid trip for sure.

    • @darudemarc6114
      @darudemarc6114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      This game was definitely ahead of its time. It’s literally what dank memes are nowadays

    • @ytnukesme1600
      @ytnukesme1600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      they revolutionized shitposting before it was even a thing.

    • @stephenwhittington5853
      @stephenwhittington5853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shit hawks love it!!!

    • @ausdorian3252
      @ausdorian3252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Is the most bullshit fan-fic ever made

  • @CpnGame
    @CpnGame 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2853

    Fun fact: Jeanne Basone, the woman who played Jane in this abomination, turned up on GameFAQs at one point. According to her, she only did this as a favor for a friend and never expected it to actually reach shelves.
    Can't say I blame her for thinking that.

    • @Gaminggod1997BAGR
      @Gaminggod1997BAGR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      Wow. Interesting

    • @legacyteam5581
      @legacyteam5581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      If you read The Disaster Artist, you'll read that Greg Sestero (Mark) thought no one would see "The Room" and that it would just stay on his bookshelf doing nothing.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The moral these stories is! Never say never!

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Kinda like Raul Julia appearing in Overdrawn At The Memory Bank, as famously riffed by MST3K.

    • @theblocksays
      @theblocksays 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I mean GOOD LORD how desperate was 3DO to approve this to fill out the catalog? I'd expect something like this to pop up on Steam.

  • @PrinceMallow
    @PrinceMallow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2919

    Little did James know over a decade ago when making this episode that it would lead to Plumbers Don't Wear Ties getting a re-release on modern consoles in 2021.

    • @RisingBeast00
      @RisingBeast00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Is it really?

    • @tonibufu6103
      @tonibufu6103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Well release date is still TBA, but they already announced that they gonna re-release this.

    • @NiFeGetsTubey
      @NiFeGetsTubey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      The fact that it is coming in physical form is fantastic. I'm not much of a collector, but will DEFINITLEY buy the hard copy.

    • @nfrost1986
      @nfrost1986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      For ps5

    • @KeithPhillips
      @KeithPhillips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It's also getting a Switch release...

  • @justinschicker8424
    @justinschicker8424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5893

    “He’s a plumber, and I don’t see him wearing a tie”
    *wears tie*
    “ᵂ ʰ ᵃ ᵗ ᵗ ʰ ᵉ ᶠ ᵘ ᶜ ᵏ”

    • @kyoungt14
      @kyoungt14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +514

      *YOU CANT EVEN TRUST THE DAMN TITLE*

    • @stacksofslaps7442
      @stacksofslaps7442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      and it keeps on going

    • @dantequiroga5638
      @dantequiroga5638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      We see everything. He get on a motorcycle, she gets in a car, she's putting on lipstick

    • @drybowserman1670
      @drybowserman1670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Then finally, Jane and John meet in a parking lot.

    • @Lenixionthegreat
      @Lenixionthegreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      ¿ʇı ʇǝƃ

  • @babysinclairfan
    @babysinclairfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5759

    For those wondering, the "Hollywood ending" is the two of them hooking up, but the girl refused to believe that the guy is a plumber because he's wearing a tie. In the "something different" ending, the girl reveals that she's a nun.
    This makes no sense at all

    • @albertroswell
      @albertroswell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      wat, for real?

    • @rafaelvilaruel5112
      @rafaelvilaruel5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      A nun LMFAOOOO

    • @Yeen125
      @Yeen125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      To be fair, the game said it would be something different. It didn’t mean it would make sense, though.

    • @CitrusRev
      @CitrusRev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +409

      Get it?

    • @Assn333
      @Assn333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      @@CitrusRev NO! I DON'T get it!

  • @NathanielBandy
    @NathanielBandy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5647

    There's actually one good thing about this...anybody could speed run this game easy

    • @etikasdick3263
      @etikasdick3263 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Hi nathen

    • @9009roksatar9009
      @9009roksatar9009 10 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      You basically just said "The only good thing about this game is that it's over quickly."

    • @CoryC321
      @CoryC321 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Reid Michael Well...

    • @alicethetransdalek7333
      @alicethetransdalek7333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      not really, if you acidentally press up or down in the choice selection, you already ruined everything

    • @GoldConnor
      @GoldConnor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fair enough

  • @TAGanimation
    @TAGanimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    I can't believe I was born in the universe where the final fantasy remastered collection won't be on PS4, but "plumbers don't wear ties" is.

    • @gab_v250
      @gab_v250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Same thing with the Nintendo Switch, but replace "FF Remastered" with an Earthbound Trilogy

    • @hugorodriguez8672
      @hugorodriguez8672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@gab_v250
      An eathbound trilogy?, that's pretty sweer ngl.

    • @youwayo
      @youwayo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well at least it is getting released.

    • @TAGanimation
      @TAGanimation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@youwayo Are you saying "at least the final fantasy remasters will come to the PS4 "eventually"? Or are you saying that "at least plumbers don't wear ties is coming to the PS4"?

    • @joaquinvaleri7022
      @joaquinvaleri7022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate 2021 because it become an unluckiest year

  • @k-leb4671
    @k-leb4671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5720

    This has got to be one of the best AVGN episodes.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      K-leb definitely one of my personal favorites. Top 5 for me :)

    • @Kinnakeeter
      @Kinnakeeter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Definitely a classic

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Are there even AVGN bad episodes?

    • @laynescooby9784
      @laynescooby9784 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Could be the best maybe

    • @steved8193
      @steved8193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This or Nintendo World Championships.

  • @Football__Junkie
    @Football__Junkie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3840

    The most overused word of the 90s: “interactive”

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Yup, that's always the funniest line in _Jurassic Park_ for me:
      *Lex:* It's an interactive CD-ROM!!! 😃

    • @Yeen125
      @Yeen125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      DanHarkless ﴾Halloween videos, YTPs, & more﴿ Don’t forget my favorite: “It’s a Unix system.”
      Funny enough, most smartphones are Unix systems as well.

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Heh heh. Yeah. On my old Mac I had it set up to play a random movie soundbite each time it started up, and Lex's "It's a UNIX system!! I know this...!" was one of my faves.

    • @MadameSomnambule
      @MadameSomnambule 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That and multimedia.

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +MadameSomnambule: True dat. (And cool handle!)

  • @Spirit_V70
    @Spirit_V70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7346

    You could literally make this game in Powerpoint

    • @alejandroschnettler1794
      @alejandroschnettler1794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Actually I want to do that XD

    • @Stockapproval3882
      @Stockapproval3882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

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    • @ElectTheMusic
      @ElectTheMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      That would be a remake capable of putting RE2 remake to shame

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      It was also completely playable on YT when the annotations feature was still enabled.

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@dreamlandnightmare put links in the description

  • @trcsonic
    @trcsonic 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +730

    The fact the main actress watched this whole episode makes this even more fun.

    • @thecraggle7277
      @thecraggle7277 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      In a video?

    • @superjesperdave
      @superjesperdave 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      @@thecraggle7277 She did a podcast with Stuttering Craig about it.

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It's not like she's half bad...

    • @CarlosDiaz-fs6cv
      @CarlosDiaz-fs6cv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Whats the pod and episode number. Im curious now​@@superjesperdave

    • @thema1998
      @thema1998 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@Losrandir You're not wrong. The acting in this "game" is pretty hammy in general! 😆

  • @A7xFo
    @A7xFo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    Little trivia. Jane (Jeanne Basone) was a professional wrestler, and a stuntwoman. She was Irene's stuntdouble in "Me, Myself, and Irene"

    • @Graf27green
      @Graf27green 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      No wonder the actress looked so familiar to me.

    • @Kenshiro2233
      @Kenshiro2233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      And like every female star in the 90's, she did some topless stuff. You can't escape it lol

    • @rickyrosay33977
      @rickyrosay33977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Eh in my opinion the karate chick is prettier but we all have our own tastes

    • @davidalvarezbonifacio135
      @davidalvarezbonifacio135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Boris Erdogan true

    • @jonmcintyre1144
      @jonmcintyre1144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She was a member of GLOW

  • @scottmccurdy6493
    @scottmccurdy6493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2470

    Probably the best AVGN episode. I like how the Nerd isn't so much "angry" in this one, but utterly dumbfounded.

    • @killerbee2562
      @killerbee2562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      As we all are.

    • @Bloxed
      @Bloxed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Utterly Dumbfounded Video Game Nerd

    • @ethanthomsen3973
      @ethanthomsen3973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He sounds really offended

    • @truelovewontwait
      @truelovewontwait ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This rivals Big Rig, definitely.

    • @RemnentPlays
      @RemnentPlays ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I would have died laughing if we saw Mrs Nerd have a cameo where Nerd had to explain it was just a game.

  • @ghouldishanimal
    @ghouldishanimal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    "I didn't even know that dogs were watching"
    That line fucking kills me every time. Like James is willing to accept that dogs were watching if only they told him earlier.

    • @maidvid
      @maidvid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Butko IM SHAKING HAHAHA

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same, I love that line. Gets me everytime.

    • @mostverticalproductions4808
      @mostverticalproductions4808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I never even thought about that until you mentioned it, Christ alive

  • @danimation88
    @danimation88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1318

    I cant believe this game is coming to modern ports lol. Now is the perfect time for James to play this with the actors from the game.

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4187

    Actors thinking this is a one off small time game...
    8 million views later...

    • @thefanman2912
      @thefanman2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Wow this one's new

    • @ryanheilman3807
      @ryanheilman3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Kinda like the actors in the live action opening of the original Resident Evil. I wonder where John and Jane are today.

    • @thefanman2912
      @thefanman2912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Man in the line Rated M : For Mature

    • @bastardjustice
      @bastardjustice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ryanheilman3807 I heard jane is a pro wrestler

    • @Lalo-dh8xq
      @Lalo-dh8xq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Drizzt Do'Urden Nostalgia?

  • @dude_8434
    @dude_8434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1788

    THIS looks like a harassment video HR makes me watch every few months.

    • @quentinwade8506
      @quentinwade8506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Please tell us more of your story

    • @carlmarston1687
      @carlmarston1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That video probably moves though

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@carlmarston1687 A lot of employee training videos use still images just like in this "game".

    • @mentalphilanthropist35
      @mentalphilanthropist35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Boris Erdogan OR more, I mean he keeps getting caught after all .......

    • @trillfa9774
      @trillfa9774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right 😂😂😂 💀

  • @Marie-qv6on
    @Marie-qv6on 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2242

    *_T A K E Y E R D A M N C O L E S L A W_*

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sapphire Dragoness “either she refuses to take off her clothes, or she excepts.”

    • @StormsparkPegasus
      @StormsparkPegasus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Oh god, I won't be able to un-hear that now.,

    • @xlistenerx
      @xlistenerx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *W H A T*

    • @K-Rocket
      @K-Rocket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me: Thank gosh the police blocked that scene.
      AVGN: There's also a cheat where you can uncensor it.
      Me: I'm SELLIN THIS FOR $180!!!

    • @residentflamingo115
      @residentflamingo115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Woomy

  • @TheBattlesword
    @TheBattlesword ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Fun fact: they've just announced a remaster for modern consoles. And one of the bonus features includes interviews with James about the game's legacy.

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      What does he say in the interview?

  • @weirdnwild91
    @weirdnwild91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    I don't recall seeing a single nun in that game.

    • @ziqi92
      @ziqi92 8 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      If you say at the end gimme something different, then jane will become a nun

    • @weirdnwild91
      @weirdnwild91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ziqi92
      Oh, I see.

    • @lasseplatburk
      @lasseplatburk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      It's the "Give me something different"-ending, when Jane tells John that she's a nun.

    • @HereticDuo
      @HereticDuo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      guess its a typo, it meant to say "none"

    • @dusl0509
      @dusl0509 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Fuzzy Duo
      no it's in the game, but AVGn did not cover that part.

  • @tehmememan8621
    @tehmememan8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5233

    We need a sequel called “carpenters don’t wear scarves”

    • @Memespam
      @Memespam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      Hilariously, they were already making a sequel and their publisher told them to take a hike.

    • @DadaPoopoo
      @DadaPoopoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@Memespam HEY! What are you guys doing here in 2020?? The universe was supposed to reset before this. And here you are, watching old TH-cam videos about video games? It wasn't supposed to be like this!

    • @EmperorPenguin1217
      @EmperorPenguin1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Engineers don't wear headbands

    • @DavidRinkevich
      @DavidRinkevich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Taxi drivers don't wear turbans...no,wait...

    • @dr.anderson1847
      @dr.anderson1847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Mechanical operators don't wear nikes

  • @AJ_Deadshow
    @AJ_Deadshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1641

    I'd pay money to see "the making of."

  • @anthonymini-gun5542
    @anthonymini-gun5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +550

    Who’s here after the announcement that this game is coming back?

    • @Luka_935
      @Luka_935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait what?

    • @atoaster9940
      @atoaster9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      on switch right?

    • @mazder360
      @mazder360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Ps4/5, Switch, PC, physically and digitally. I'm honestly glad the Xbox won't be blighted by it

    • @atoaster9940
      @atoaster9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mazder360 imagine *owning* a physical plumbers don't wear ties disc/cart

    • @theguyyouhate
      @theguyyouhate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@atoaster9940 honestly that's the worst part of teh re-release. before i could kinda imagine having the game as a token lol bad game as part of major game collection(not unlike how the nerd has one such) but what's the point in haveing old obscure horrible media when they re-release it?

  • @TheNexus721
    @TheNexus721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    "Hi, my name's Jane. We hardly know each-other, but that's about to change."
    Nerd: ...This is interesting.

  • @jbhga
    @jbhga 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    “Take your clothes off Jane!”
    *youtube ad plays immediately afterward*

    • @giancarlonurko3476
      @giancarlonurko3476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      JoshPlays “Oh, Shit!”

    • @jaytheoldtimer5442
      @jaytheoldtimer5442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @theferalboys
      @theferalboys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh shit

    • @battlinbear8939
      @battlinbear8939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The best part of that placed ad for me was that it was a Hugo Boss ad, like literally just after a scene where a boss tells her to strip, I’m getting an ad for Hugo Boss

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Roundabout intensifies*

  • @GamingSaturnMoonManBoy
    @GamingSaturnMoonManBoy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    According to an interview with Jeanne Basone who played Jane said that the game wasn’t meant to be published it was just for fun but got curious how many people would buy this and then they released it to the public

    • @tellahsage6477
      @tellahsage6477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      So this game is basically one of the oldest shitposts ever, lol

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yep.... and honestly if this is what happens when game designers shitpost then I believe MORE game designers should make shitposts! Infact, there needs to be a shitpost game WITHIN another shitpost game!

    • @KGRAMR
      @KGRAMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Do you have a link to that inverview? Just curious to know...

  • @weirdotzero7065
    @weirdotzero7065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    This video is the sole reason why it's getting a re-release.
    This is truly the best timeline.

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So it's been two years, do you still think this is the best timeline lol

    • @Raymuk
      @Raymuk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Darthquackius Some sacrifices had to be made...

  • @theheadacheking4869
    @theheadacheking4869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    The box says "Get it?" Because this game IS A JOKE!

    • @alejandroschnettler1794
      @alejandroschnettler1794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      A bad joke

    • @RemiBoyz
      @RemiBoyz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      “Get it?” is upside-down because 69 lulz.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@RemiBoyz It's upside down possibly because of the upside down chicken mask.

    • @Robscurity
      @Robscurity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because all those slogans on the box don't wear ties?....I don't know...i don't get it either.

    • @battlinbear8939
      @battlinbear8939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I wouldn’t be surprised if the game really was made as a joke

  • @SBb374
    @SBb374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    I've seen a lot of AVGN videos. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is hands down the worst attempt at a video game I have seen so far. Holy shit.

    • @jamesbancroft2467
      @jamesbancroft2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      try Big Rigs, Hong Kong 97, Desert Bus and Crazy Bus

    • @Dchcrge00
      @Dchcrge00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@jamesbancroft2467 I mean...alteast those are playable?

    • @neo-didact9285
      @neo-didact9285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Desert Bus doesn't count, it's intentional, sill a hilarious AVGN episode nonetheless.

    • @swiftprey1628
      @swiftprey1628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tbh, games like Hong Kong 97 and Crazy Bus aren't even games, they are literally spawns of hell

    • @LevObzor
      @LevObzor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      VixXstazosJOB How much of a toddler do you have to be to censor crap? Even diehard Christians that say heck instead of hell use the word crap!!! Crap is like heck or dang!!! It is a word that everyone uses. Just say crap, nothing wrong with it.

  • @JeonardShadby505
    @JeonardShadby505 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF: The Harvey Weinstein Story

    • @carrito1981
      @carrito1981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      exactly

    • @thetruth4u13
      @thetruth4u13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was just about to say this

    • @spade2187
      @spade2187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DemiBirdDoes
      @DemiBirdDoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      THE TEA!!!

    • @nolandavis1129
      @nolandavis1129 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Brian Singer

  • @ZebitasMartinex
    @ZebitasMartinex ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Not only I'm shocked they are remastering this game, but that James it's also in the trailer. That's amazing

    • @JohnyTheWizKid
      @JohnyTheWizKid ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm surprised to see him in the trailer. As much as I want to get this game, I just refuse to give Limited Run anymore money after what they did to Kara Lynne. I want this game to have a different publisher like Super Rare Games or Castlemania.

    • @broccolinyu911
      @broccolinyu911 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait. seriously?

    • @crazyfire9470
      @crazyfire9470 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JohnyTheWizKid ???

    • @Trash_Medic
      @Trash_Medic ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They're doing *what*

    • @almanac520
      @almanac520 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@broccolinyu911yeah. Release in 12/2023

  • @razielraga5443
    @razielraga5443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    "Plays like a DVD menu"
    "Feels like a slideshow"

    • @kennedysvr
      @kennedysvr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      "Plays like a slideshow"
      "Feels like a DVD menu"

    • @badblood18
      @badblood18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mittenstherealest
      @mittenstherealest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Plays like a turd"
      "Feels like a crowbar up the ass"

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, it /was/ before DVDs. I still don't think I'll play it, ever.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      10/10 -IGN

  • @cocoquake
    @cocoquake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    Did Tommy Wiseau get his hands on a video game??

    • @rizkaarifiandi5670
      @rizkaarifiandi5670 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah, i thought the same thing hahahahha

    • @crochater
      @crochater 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Coco Moro You are tearing me apart Jane!

    • @gamerguy425
      @gamerguy425 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      this predates the room by like ten years, so clearly Wiseau drew inspiration for his timeless masterpiece from this

    • @johnsuperdude9912
      @johnsuperdude9912 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Coco Moro And the dogs are the audience

    • @melodicbanshee4344
      @melodicbanshee4344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Coco Moro His games would have his face plastered all over them. Can't be him.

  • @TheDashingDevils
    @TheDashingDevils 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Its 2019 and I still return to this classic episode.

  • @peri5833
    @peri5833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    finally, a REAL video game is coming to modern consoles

    • @BigEOT3
      @BigEOT3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Still better than that Guardians of the Galaxy game coming out. Looks like dog poo. Square Enix has too much of a mobile phone fetish

    • @peri5833
      @peri5833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BigEOT3 and a Marvel fetish considering how much time they used up to promote capeshit games

    • @SolidSonicTH
      @SolidSonicTH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But it's not even video.

    • @SonicTheDarkHedgehog
      @SonicTheDarkHedgehog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lies, this game never came out.

    • @polygongaming8859
      @polygongaming8859 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SonicTheDarkHedgehog Are you sure?

  • @Mistertbones
    @Mistertbones 7 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    The actress who plays Jane is Jeanne Basone. She's best known for her time as a professional wrestler in GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) where she wrestled as "Hollywood."

    • @ProLaytonxPhoenix
      @ProLaytonxPhoenix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mistertbones She should be ashamed of herself for being a part of this abomination of man-fucking-kind!

    • @smilecentral24
      @smilecentral24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wasn’t there a Netflix documentary based on GLOW? I’m interested to see if she’s in it.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Never expected a pro wrestler to be in this. XD

    • @the_fate_of_all_fools
      @the_fate_of_all_fools 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, I KNEW she looked familiar.

    • @MartianManHunter2258
      @MartianManHunter2258 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I recognize that name. I've been on pornhub too many times.

  • @cbinthebibledaily2840
    @cbinthebibledaily2840 8 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Uploaded over 5 years ago and still getting comments , what's funnier is I keep watching these vids like a re-run :) good job guys

    • @TheMMObro
      @TheMMObro 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CB in the bible daily we all rewatch them

    • @Friggle_Dee
      @Friggle_Dee 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      In a few years ill be showing my gamer nephews these vids. They are timeless. Like those shitty Time Life Doo Wop CD collections.

  • @fjccommish
    @fjccommish 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    The producer gambled away the budget money. He only had $22.74 left, so this is what they made.

    • @jamesbancroft2467
      @jamesbancroft2467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      are you serious?

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I feel they still had $22.74 left over after making it.

    • @swiftprey1628
      @swiftprey1628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What the fuck really??

    • @AJ_Deadshow
      @AJ_Deadshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohhhh. Makes sense. How did you find out about that? Curious to learn more.

    • @fjccommish
      @fjccommish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AJ_Deadshow I know Mikey.

  • @todeysgaming1599
    @todeysgaming1599 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    I'm just here because Limited Run Games announced that they will publish physical and digital copy of this game to ps4, ps5, pc and switch

    • @BigEOT3
      @BigEOT3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They own it now too. No joke, they bought the rights

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No Xbox huh?

    • @UnownDepth
      @UnownDepth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Doing it for the memes

    • @RetroPlus
      @RetroPlus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Incredible

  • @83jbbentley
    @83jbbentley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    So in eleven years no one had addressed why Jane’s dad had a bottle of Draino on the table?

    • @hipsterelephant2660
      @hipsterelephant2660 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      trying to off himself for being in this piece of shit

    • @poopshipdestroy3r
      @poopshipdestroy3r 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@VixXstazosJOB Draino is a drain cleaner that is extremely toxic.

    • @terry85mar
      @terry85mar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Tubby in the Tub Itwasnt subliminal or intentional. This game was in no way clever enough to do that. It was just a coincidence that it was there.

    • @ZzMattizZ
      @ZzMattizZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      josh bentley83 dude i know you from somewhere...

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He wanted to see Batman

  • @PidgeyHowler
    @PidgeyHowler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    13:14 I just noticed his score is -120,000. That has to be the best score in gaming history.
    EDIT: His final score was -490,000. Absolutely flawless.

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PidgeyHowler negative points. Better than I’d get cuz I’d just do the wrong thing over and over and over again and then get the worst ending

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trivia: As far as I can tell, it's impossible to receive the best ending without attaining negative points.

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww ปีที่แล้ว

      The best possible final score for this crazy excuse for a video game is -170000 (as in 670000 less than 500000).

  • @Duxlq
    @Duxlq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Plumbers don't ware ties was also released in the Asian markets as " Harvey Weinstein Simulator"

    • @clubpenguin4life_943
      @clubpenguin4life_943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wear

    • @2410jrod
      @2410jrod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ouch lmao!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @hertzwave8001
      @hertzwave8001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you sure that wasnt just the original name

    • @carlmarston1687
      @carlmarston1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Asians really know how to get head, I mean get ahead

    • @magnussencube
      @magnussencube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

  • @dinofalco3477
    @dinofalco3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    So apparently this thing is getting a physical edition XD

    • @braccoz
      @braccoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What... explain

    • @youngmastereraqueez9558
      @youngmastereraqueez9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@braccoz Limited Run is releasing a physical version of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

    • @cakerbaby69
      @cakerbaby69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It already had a physical edition

    • @youngmastereraqueez9558
      @youngmastereraqueez9558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@cakerbaby69 Not for current gen consoles.

    • @trevmaguire4558
      @trevmaguire4558 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👀

  • @LothianRyoku
    @LothianRyoku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    "Get on the stick and make some babies!"
    I'm sorry, what?

    • @bigkmoviesandgames
      @bigkmoviesandgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      "GET ON THE STICK AND MAKE SOME BABIES!"

    • @magicmon
      @magicmon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Disco stick.

    • @blakelazeski5974
      @blakelazeski5974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@bigkmoviesandgames FOR YOUR POOR OLD FATHER!

    • @michaelj8582
      @michaelj8582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      totally normal thing to say to your daughter who is a nun

    • @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet
      @Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@blakelazeski5974 a panda nun!!

  • @doublechindoge7
    @doublechindoge7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    I have seen people talk about this game multiple times, and rewatched this episode in particular probably around 4 times, and only now did I realise the wierd racing shit with panda in negative colour was supposed to be that guy dreaming about being a racer...
    _I think..._

    • @AJ_Deadshow
      @AJ_Deadshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Makes sense. Kinda.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ....so he dreams about being a panda as well? Maybe him being a plumber wasn't his only secret

    • @MrRjh63
      @MrRjh63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@PancakemonsterFO4 Furries dont wear ties?

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@MrRjh63 *furries don't wear clothes

    • @nickinthecave
      @nickinthecave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i have watched this like 8 times and you just blown my mind,

  • @badblood18
    @badblood18 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Two questions:
    How did the nerd knew John ass was hairy?
    How did the characters knew their names in the chase if they did not know each other beforehand?
    Also Jane's dad is the chicken mask narrator. So basically her dad has been following her daughter all along... Creep.

    • @josemanuelchavesbussi1098
      @josemanuelchavesbussi1098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      1: he could have used the code to remove the censoring

    • @spacexmike
      @spacexmike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      because john has hairy feet so its logical. although he probably did use the code

    • @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247
      @panzerkamphwaggenlll5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also why did the game have only 2 or three choices? and you are not allowed to choose you want because you get scolded at

    • @oculttheexegaming2509
      @oculttheexegaming2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Electra complex intensifies.

  • @finalsurvivor1
    @finalsurvivor1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +388

    Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is officially coming to Switch and Playstation both physically and digitally. We are living in the greatest timeline.

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What rating will it get?

    • @FreedomHero4
      @FreedomHero4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ashkitt7719 a question mark

    • @miloshroom1
      @miloshroom1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ashkitt7719 if it’s coming digitally, then probably M17. im pretty sure that nintendo won’t let AO18+ games on the eshop

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is truly the best possible timeline.

    • @poble
      @poble 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miloshroom1 sony and microsoft also don’t allow 18+ games in their platforms

  • @ProfessorGopher2030
    @ProfessorGopher2030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    12:21 James' impression of Thresher is one of the most underrated moments of the whole series.

    • @nitroweeb41
      @nitroweeb41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The weird part is that Thresher looks a bit like a baby staring at something it's fascinated by.

    • @AxelSqueeze
      @AxelSqueeze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I thought that was actually in the game tbh

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AxelSqueeze same also nice Taft

    • @AxelSqueeze
      @AxelSqueeze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@seronymus thanks. Youre one of the only people to recognize who it is lol

    • @ronandread5141
      @ronandread5141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That was not a impression

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    The Dogs clapping at the narrator gunned down a karate chick is more intelligent than the game itself.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Unfortunately not everyone was gunned down. That would have been a twist everyone could have enjoyed.

    • @Sonicthehedgeho4
      @Sonicthehedgeho4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That karate chick is monika of 90s. Ok?

    • @terry85mar
      @terry85mar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Stix N' Stones Noooobody knows. That's what makes it so spooky.

    • @Cinko420
      @Cinko420 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Gornlord
      I feel like if I say he means Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club, I'm ruining the jok- Wait, shit!

    • @ArendAlphaEagle
      @ArendAlphaEagle 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sayori hung herself, Yuri stabbed herself in front of you, Natsuki glitched to death.
      Monika got fuckin shot 27 times by a narrator with a chicken mask.

  • @SuperNintendawg
    @SuperNintendawg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    This isn't a video game, it's a brilliant avant-garde experience that defies categorization.

    • @CornerstoneMinistry316
      @CornerstoneMinistry316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I want to remake this as a TH-cam video minus the game part

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Max Attax if annotations still existed you could have it when the choices pop up to make it so they can direct to different videos to influence the choices

    • @razielmauro9559
      @razielmauro9559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@crimsondynamo615 holy shit...you are a genius

    • @SerratedMilliner
      @SerratedMilliner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@razielmauro9559 Someone actually did this once, idk if its still up though since annotations are gone

    • @oculttheexegaming2509
      @oculttheexegaming2509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This competes with the Tiger wrist games.

  • @ccricers
    @ccricers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    The most “game” part of this game is the score counter at the bottom. AVGN finished with -490000. He really did bad at this game lol

    • @zyzzy-ko4ww
      @zyzzy-ko4ww 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Adding further insult, the highest possible final score is -170000 (Don't ask!).

  • @AidanHitchcock
    @AidanHitchcock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    I wonder what the Tiger wrist game version looks like.

    • @aidenhanson884
      @aidenhanson884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Probably a different console for each slide, with instructions on which to buy next after you've made your decision.

    • @kierandahle7714
      @kierandahle7714 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's a large box with the title on it, but when you get it home and open the box it's a bottle of bleach with "do it" written in magic marker on the cap

    • @UndyingWladeslaus
      @UndyingWladeslaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally drawn wax paper taped on a digital watch.

  • @JoshL117
    @JoshL117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "So there's our story; John and Kate are both pressured..."
    Surprised he never noticed his mistake.
    It's John and Jane.

    • @lordadz1615
      @lordadz1615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Who cares this game is irrelevant the characters arnt memorable at all so it's not rlly his fault

    • @v3xman
      @v3xman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bimmy and Jimmy
      It's now full circle

    • @schumisebas
      @schumisebas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      * Shoots you * my name is no Jane, kid!

  • @seenl6eight258
    @seenl6eight258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    This makes Superman 64 and Sonic ‘06 look fucking amazing.

    • @speedy932key4
      @speedy932key4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      The CDI games and bubsy 3D are better than this shit

    • @AvoDoesStuff_
      @AvoDoesStuff_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      This makes Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde look brilliant.

    • @andrewc1199
      @andrewc1199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      RetroAlchemist18 2000 This game makes the Zelda CDI games look amazing.

    • @seenl6eight258
      @seenl6eight258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RetroAlchemist18 2000 You’ve killed me....

    • @K-Rocket
      @K-Rocket 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This makes Hotel Mario look like a Famous Painting, and this becoming a Dung Heap.

  • @zachhaywood1564
    @zachhaywood1564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I swear this is, by FAR, the single greatest AVGN episode.

    • @PolishGod1234
      @PolishGod1234 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Action 52 is his best episode imo, so many memorable lines

  • @DracoX-hz3tu
    @DracoX-hz3tu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    "It looks like a kindergartener drew this is Microsoft paint!" Man don't insult that poor kindergartener

    • @vector2988
      @vector2988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      and that kindergardeners drawing was likley way better then this whole game combined

  • @bigtimetimmyjim6486
    @bigtimetimmyjim6486 7 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    "John trows cawshun to the ween and parsoos Jane. Be caffo!"

  • @filletofish2200
    @filletofish2200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    I want to see Mario and Luigi beat up John from Plumbers Don't Wear Tie's

    • @junedtrilistyardi7304
      @junedtrilistyardi7304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nintendo vs. Kirin

    • @tamhaswoods9056
      @tamhaswoods9056 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      John should be DLC for the next Smash Bros game

    • @woofyou1186
      @woofyou1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tamhas Woods his only attack would be farting. No damage cause he ain’t Wario

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wearing ties while they do it

    • @antaine1916
      @antaine1916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or at least jumping up and down on his head

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I can't believe this game is coming back. It's much weirder than when Night Trap got remastered.

    • @usul573
      @usul573 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's like an 80 minute slideshow a rerelease of this is just surreal. Night Trap and Double Switch are silly enough.

  • @ChickenPika
    @ChickenPika 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3792

    TAKE YA DAYM CLOTHES OFF

    • @getsu0
      @getsu0 9 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      YAH!

    • @run5203
      @run5203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ChickenPika How much you paying...

    • @christinahippensteel7611
      @christinahippensteel7611 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I want John to take of his clothes

    • @pbabuik
      @pbabuik 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christina Hippensteel unfortunately he died a few months ago

    • @run5203
      @run5203 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jontron?

  • @justinmontana3710
    @justinmontana3710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1221

    Their's also a hidden ending where John and Thresher get together

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      TheDreReichDude late 90s actually. This was 97.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Scotty Lewis just looked it up. Came out on September 30 1994

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Heliverus Calion and the game came out in 97.

    • @scottylewis8124
      @scottylewis8124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heliverus Calion I meant the game.

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Scotty Lewis the 3DO came out in north America on October 3, 1993, almost a year before this was released.

  • @trexx0706
    @trexx0706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    I want to see a speed run of this

    • @KeithPhillips
      @KeithPhillips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Awful Games Done Quick 2020!

    • @p_wac4437
      @p_wac4437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@KeithPhillips This must become a thing immediately

    • @jodeboyd8386
      @jodeboyd8386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i want to see a speed run of desert bus

    • @jasonhiscock8661
      @jasonhiscock8661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh yea just casually CLIP THROUGH THE FUCKING WALL😂😂

    • @farmersgrip
      @farmersgrip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's awesome

  • @GMan873
    @GMan873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES REMASTER CONFIRMED FOR 2021.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For real?!

    • @mkaali
      @mkaali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@supermariofan03 weirdly enough, yes

    • @dovakris1062
      @dovakris1062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@supermariofan03 It was announced during Limited Run’s e3 showcase, which is on TH-cam if you’re interested

    • @SuperYamiBrawl
      @SuperYamiBrawl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Broo This is crazy!!

    • @dovakris1062
      @dovakris1062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SuperYamiBrawl It most certainly is. I had assumed that Elden Ring would be my most anticipated game, but no, it’s this

  • @rassilontdavros3004
    @rassilontdavros3004 8 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Porn without Plot... without Porn

    • @pixel5708
      @pixel5708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Damn it.

    • @pixel5708
      @pixel5708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also do pornos have plots?

    • @AtrociousSal
      @AtrociousSal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Pixel Man10 yes I only watch porn for the plots

    • @giovannyalpizar5351
      @giovannyalpizar5351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, but at 80’s standards. I personally don’t like that. Lol.

    • @ThreeNinjaDucks
      @ThreeNinjaDucks 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      RassilonTDavros so it is nothing

  • @bulldogsfan1437
    @bulldogsfan1437 8 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "You get on the stick and make some babies for your poor old father." The most disturbing line ever from a video game.

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Both of their parents are horrible. >__

    • @luisluisluis1
      @luisluisluis1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wooow carefull with your words!! This is NOT a game Bro!!

    • @artry93
      @artry93 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dreigonix Yes, they are. One of the worst.

    • @kazumak.1542
      @kazumak.1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I let her on my stick

    • @Takemura77
      @Takemura77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kazumak.1542 Simp

  • @Gollypon
    @Gollypon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    This is one of the best AVGN episodes in my opinion. There's so much about this shitshow game to talk about and the nerd uses it to its full potential.

    • @Zeina107
      @Zeina107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Word!! Its my fav too

    • @ismellrudolph
      @ismellrudolph 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea its one of my favourites, not his best for film making just think its one of his funniest

    • @HadesTachyon
      @HadesTachyon 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One of his funniest episodes imo, definitely a favourite

    • @B-DShaheed
      @B-DShaheed 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can tell it's going to be great when he yells "What kind of game is this". I just lost it.

  • @datdankdj8264
    @datdankdj8264 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel like the 3DO daisy-chain thing for the controllers actually kinda makes sense, since (ideally) you’d all be sitting across from each other on the couch, and it’d mean less of a chance of running out of cord for the controller

  • @namebn
    @namebn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    Wow and people say Japan makes weird games.

    • @TUZOIVAN16
      @TUZOIVAN16 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +name bn Probably this game inspired them.

    • @maggiethegamer1271
      @maggiethegamer1271 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Erhm theyre stupid like Mario is weird? No

    • @aperturesciencegames
      @aperturesciencegames 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Hyper gaming xd you haven't heard of rapelay then

    • @TUZOIVAN16
      @TUZOIVAN16 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      aperturesciencegames For some reason, that game doesn't work in my laptop. It's windows 7.

    • @maggiethegamer1271
      @maggiethegamer1271 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well i didn't... But do you know about LocoRoco?

  • @chubbycatfish4573
    @chubbycatfish4573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Jane" was a pro wrestler known as Hollywood in the original GLOW (Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling) in the 1980s.

    • @chayden153
      @chayden153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? Damn

    • @fluorine7575
      @fluorine7575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would explain why she's the epitome of butterface

  • @jedi1josh
    @jedi1josh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    The "get it" was upside down. The chicken head was upside down.... Get it?

  • @tomasfarinha5775
    @tomasfarinha5775 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Crazy how avgn continues to influence the videogame industry to this day
    Plumbers don't wear ties out of all things getting a remaster is insane

  • @nng1979
    @nng1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I bought a Goldstar 3D0 for $49.99 at Electronics Boutique in 1995...no joke. It was $699.99 2 years prior. I had Foes of Ali, FIFA, Samurai Shodown and Alone In The Dark 1&2..all great games.

    • @supermariofan03
      @supermariofan03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You got it lucky! I want this thing for collector’s sake, but they’re damn expensive on eBay!

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's like how I got a refurbished Game Cube for $30 in 2007.

  • @macacalocaedoida
    @macacalocaedoida 8 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    I hear a remastered exclusive is coming for the nintendo switch

    • @andrewc1199
      @andrewc1199 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      macacalocaedoida I don’t think so…

    • @hacks4life808
      @hacks4life808 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      macacalocaedoida no pls

    • @zane9337
      @zane9337 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      macacalocaedoida oh god

    • @TheRich4270
      @TheRich4270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      This time, it's going to have 3 bonus video clips and more intakes of outtakes!

    • @zfrometa8316
      @zfrometa8316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      macacalocaedoida plumbers don't wear ties delux

  • @SensiofRabbitude
    @SensiofRabbitude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    James and his crew should do a dramatic recreation of this game, scene by scene.

    • @thewrathofrevan5999
      @thewrathofrevan5999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd buy that.

    • @ZudeXbox360
      @ZudeXbox360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@thewrathofrevan5999 With Mike Matel as Jane? Abso-friggin'-lutely!

    • @destroyernoah
      @destroyernoah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      just him, Mike, and the return of Kyle Justin as the boss

    • @grantorino2325
      @grantorino2325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe cast Sam Tacon (the girl who sang the "Dream phone" song) as Jane.
      😂

  • @Joes_Z-Music
    @Joes_Z-Music 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    To anyone wondering in 2021 and beyond, yes, this is the reason that Limited Run Games spent money to buy and re-publish this game.

  • @149CreepingDeath08
    @149CreepingDeath08 6 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    The guy who made Hong Kong 97 came out and explained his shitheap, whoever made this needs to come out next

    • @blastedquinn56
      @blastedquinn56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It was Kirin entertainment on 3DO and United pixtures on PC version

    • @cupris
      @cupris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      hong kong 97 actually had gameplay tho

    • @redcomet_622
      @redcomet_622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Iirc i think the chick who played Jane said in an interview that the game was made as a joke thing and she didnt think it would actually be released

    • @erikmelendez8046
      @erikmelendez8046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The chick who plays Jane is the same actress who plays the girl in Harvester

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What is Harvester?

  • @alexcaruso8766
    @alexcaruso8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    The sequel: "Architects Don't Wear Turtlenecks."

  • @ItsOver9000000
    @ItsOver9000000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    A prequel to The Room

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Son Goku clever joke

    • @striker0
      @striker0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You're tearing me apart Lisa!

    • @freddyrichards878
      @freddyrichards878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Son Goku Oh hi plumber

    • @Sketchguy1248
      @Sketchguy1248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Probably better written to. (I wouldn't know have not seen)

    • @niclasneziru1854
      @niclasneziru1854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But The Room is actually a good movie

  • @HBarnill
    @HBarnill 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Sony: Hmm, $700 for a console? Genius!

    • @JKysSa
      @JKysSa 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Aged well

    • @akiluro2981
      @akiluro2981 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@JKysSaIndeed. History repeats itself.

  • @TreeckoBro
    @TreeckoBro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    12:50 That will forever be my favorite AVGN reaction.

  • @seanmyster6
    @seanmyster6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    I love that female narrator with the thick accent.
    "John trows cawshen to da ween, and parsoo's Jane. Be caffo!"

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      seanmyster6 I shouldnt laugh but - :D
      Chinese accents can be very cute.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      seanmyster6 At least that was just her accent. "I screw up" is just an insult everyone 'playing' this :P

    • @ThaBotmon
      @ThaBotmon 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      When in the video ???

    • @Digital_Dude2000
      @Digital_Dude2000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Tha Botmon 10:13

    • @polokus_
      @polokus_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +seanmyster6 BEEAA SEEEEEVUUUUUNTEEEN BOOOOOOOMUUUUUUUUR

  • @jh6025
    @jh6025 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    I think they spent all the budget on cocaine and then proceeded to make the project.
    This really is a masterpiece, in a screwed-up way.
    "TAKE YER DAMN CLOTHES OFF"

  • @wildste
    @wildste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So e3 2021 just announced that this is getting a rerelease for modern consoles, wonder how many of us are coming to rewatch this episode as a result of that announcement

    • @Shrimp8
      @Shrimp8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Heck I am now

    • @wildste
      @wildste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shrimp8 Same

  • @Mhj30596xxok
    @Mhj30596xxok 8 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I wonder if any bystanders thought they were filming the intro to a porno when they saw this in the streets.

    • @Spanishdog17
      @Spanishdog17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      They probably told people it was a porno because it would be easier to explain.

    • @sahaf346
      @sahaf346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      damn 69 likes

  • @ECL28E
    @ECL28E 9 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    Where's the nun? THEY PROMISED ME A NUN!!

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +ECL28E The singer of the Hong Kong 97 theme killed her.
      "What I'm thinking? Kill a nun. Gui in the guy, that young Cheng!", anyone?

    • @simonprados7832
      @simonprados7832 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Jonathan Szuhai 💩🔫😎 8=D

    • @Berrrb
      @Berrrb 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You clearly didn't get it

    • @blastedquinn56
      @blastedquinn56 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Huh, I don't think so

    • @cameronbosch1213
      @cameronbosch1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In the final choice, the "Give me something different" choice, Jane reveals that she is nun, and then you get scolded by the narrator.

  • @DaGhostToastRoast
    @DaGhostToastRoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    The Nerd’s reaction to the upside down chicken man still gets me! 🤣😂

    • @SQUIDWORD15
      @SQUIDWORD15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Out of context comment

    • @DaGhostToastRoast
      @DaGhostToastRoast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Platypus 12:50

    • @mechanwhal6590
      @mechanwhal6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE MAN IN THE CHICKEN COSTUME!*

    • @chickenman6
      @chickenman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was upside down?

    • @Losrandir
      @Losrandir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His brain went upside down and his soul left his body for a while (so did mine!)

  • @frankvonfrauner
    @frankvonfrauner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I think it's pretty obvious that they filmed all the content but couldn't find someone with the ability to compress it and fit it onto a disc.
    We take for granted the ability to hire developers and programmers who actually know what they were doing, but there were more than a few guys in the 80s and 90s that just had enough knowledge to get something that could play on a console and that was it.

  • @isaacbailey3681
    @isaacbailey3681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    The Nerd's face at 12:31 is his reaction to this game in a nutshell.

    • @Davis_Azizian
      @Davis_Azizian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I cried at that part 🤣🤣😭😭😭

    • @jacklazzaro9820
      @jacklazzaro9820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I cried at that
      I'm dry at 12:51
      Then I die @ this 12:52

    • @JudgeDeadd
      @JudgeDeadd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      14:30

    • @jackmelchiorre8237
      @jackmelchiorre8237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Davis_Azizianme too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    To be fair, that thing of connecting the player 2 controller to the player 1 controller is pretty clever: that way you can have games for a potentially infinite number of people.

    • @Leftheria
      @Leftheria 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I guess but back in the 90's, having more than 4 people play at once was rare, if not, impossible due to hardware limitations. I know it's irrelevant but I would say that wireless controller connection achieves this better due to it being less cumbersome (of course, that wasn't an option back then but it's nice seeing how far technology has improved over the past 15+ years)

    • @Scanlaid
      @Scanlaid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      The controllers are all powered off the same line, so unless there is a power booster type controller that plugs into the wall there is a definite limit due to falloff. I'd guess 16 max in theory. In practice, probably 4.

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Scanlaid lol I guess you're right. Still you know my point.

    • @KombatGod
      @KombatGod 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Grachtnakk Lol XD
      I guess the gameplay would be that everybody makes a choice every time one appears onscreen, and then the most voted plays out.

    • @VingTsun2
      @VingTsun2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      How are you supposed to defeat psycho mantis in this console?

  • @mario167100
    @mario167100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2052

    Seems like a regular telltale game to me

    • @aplasticsoldier9130
      @aplasticsoldier9130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      The Plains Jam except with more pictures

    • @cbbblue8348
      @cbbblue8348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Telltale will remember this

    • @SuperFist915
      @SuperFist915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The Plains Jam Except it's good.

    • @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
      @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      SuperFist915 telletale games are good and certainly better than this

    • @erase4473
      @erase4473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      James McGuinness telltale games is shit.

  • @CwapPlatinum
    @CwapPlatinum ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So James Rolfe is gonna be in the interviews for the Definitive Edition lol.
    Coming in September!

  • @rambofan334
    @rambofan334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    Me: Mom can we get Telltale games?
    Mom: No, we have Telltale games at home.
    Telltale games at home:

    • @Tekape
      @Tekape 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ah yes generic unfunny comments

    • @starrysky330
      @starrysky330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@Tekape keep crying about it, gets just as old

    • @fuzzy8889
      @fuzzy8889 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@starrysky330 what gets old exactly?

    • @ryangallagher9723
      @ryangallagher9723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "mom, can we have funny original youtube comments?"
      "no, we have funny original youtube comments at home."
      funny original youtube comments at home:

    • @SMGJohn
      @SMGJohn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@starrysky330
      Like you, and your mother.

  • @fuegosonic93
    @fuegosonic93 10 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    For some reason I though this would be a Mario ripoff.

    • @Ratciclefan
      @Ratciclefan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A Mario ripoff would be better than this. xD

    • @user-sd2gv8vz8f
      @user-sd2gv8vz8f 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fuegosonic93 ikr

  • @thewave-qz9lt
    @thewave-qz9lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    i did some research and found out that the girl ''jane'' the actress named jeanne basone was in GLOW back in the 80s and she was one of the inspiration for the design of poison from final fight,look it up.

  • @MiniStudioProductionsTV
    @MiniStudioProductionsTV ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is the video game equivalent of The Room.

  • @pacman5698
    @pacman5698 9 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    So, _Plumbers Don't Wear Ties_ is TH-cam Poop before there was TH-cam Poop?

    • @sharkymcsnarkface6642
      @sharkymcsnarkface6642 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      No, youtube poops are enjoyable.

    • @0x777
      @0x777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Mr. Fedora Nope. It's just Poop. Without TH-cam.

    • @anuspotatus2153
      @anuspotatus2153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +0x777 I Can't tell which is which.

    • @Nitro_GamePlay
      @Nitro_GamePlay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Mr. Fedora Before youtube it was just poop which many people just called it Shit.

    • @Crazybones66
      @Crazybones66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mr. Fedora Looks like it...

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    "Here's an idea...let's sniff glue and make a video game at the same time!"

    • @mackjones7688
      @mackjones7688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Challenge accepted. What about lunch? Do we huff permanent markers and snack on lead paint chips?

    • @lilal8848
      @lilal8848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@mackjones7688 All of the above

  • @CaybyJ
    @CaybyJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    17:20 Of course, this wasn't intended for a gaming audience. This was intended for an audience of dogs...who are fans of Mr. Pickles.

  • @MultiPlatGamerGuy
    @MultiPlatGamerGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I can't believe this is getting a re-release from Limited Run Games...