Viral 1st Dates List & Halloween In NYC - Josh Johnson - New York Comedy Club - Standup Comedy
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I appreciate your hustle, Sir.
Just after your Choptle and diarrhea? Commercial: Choptle "New Steak Platter" and diarrhea 😂😂😂😂😂
Your comedy is a blessing bringing joy and laughter to us.
Still waiting for you to come to pittsburgh
I love how much new material you're able to put out so frequently, thank you!
Saying "I'm sorry, did I fuck up?" in response to a stranger acting stupidly is the most Louisiana shit ever 😅
🤣 mmhmm. We’re as spicy as our food.
I would have been like "Oh he's so handsome, just like his reward poster" ... and get roasted like "yeah we found the fox Robin Hood furry"
Yes wonderfully Louisianan 😹 attitude‽
The shady "did I follow that okay?" at the end ⚰️Ohhh, the magic of comedy writers doing standup 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Dang I wanna give you a thumbs up but it’s at 420……. So take my comment
That was a mic drop moment 🔥
@@jessicaconner1242Do you have some sort of no thumbs up while stoned rule or something? I'm amused but confused.
I was hoping for that framing jab, but honestly he seemed a bit too aggro about it, I mean compared to his usual chill and kind stage presence. It felt nastier than necessary.
Spoiler… sigh…
He obliterated that lady who tried to interrupt him. But he did it in the most professional way possible. The best thing to do at that point is to either just shut up or quietly gather your stuff and leave.
He really did he so chill about it to i was waiting for a "yea u can shut tf up" or something😂😂😂
She backtracked so quickly! 😄
@@DizzzyTube Always appreciate a comedian who can gently eviscerate a heckler. I appreciate that by the time you're watching their recorded content most comedians have been through hundreds of heckle and are just done with it, but screaming and swearing at them generally isn't very funny and comes across poorly.
He already gathered her, she just needed to leave.
Optionally: angry sex.
Josh handled her masterfully 😅
And ending the set by going full circle too lmao
These "hecklers" are staged by the way
There’s always one 🙄
@@notchedbanditnothing is real
She started talking and halfway through realized she didn't want that smoke.
I've never seen Josh deal with a heckler before and I was surprised that he did it so easily. He put her in her place but he didn't go too far by being overly rude or anything. This guy is so great. An absolute joy to watch.
Wasn’t really a heckler tbh
Qlln,,@@Dakblasta😂❤😂2❤
@@Dakblastashe was rude to him, insulted his comedy skills and interrupted his set. That’s a heckler.
@@Dakblasta Yes she was tbh
I feel like that’s a skill any truly talented comedian has to develop just because comedy club audiences get so out of pocket
"No, no. You just made it weird for everyone"
A good way to shut rude people up is to be upfront about their rudeness 😂
How to deal with toxic people/narcissists 101 😊
I love how this guy posts actual bits instead of nothing but crowd work. I get the marketing aspect but its nice to see real comedy.
They’re both real comedy but I see what you mean.
I completely agree
Agree, I’m not particularly fond of crowd work
This was one of the first times I’ve seen him interact with a heckler
@@marsrocket
Have you seen Sam Morril's crowd work? If not: Might change your mind! 😄
at least the heckler immediately apologized, seemed like she talked before her brain stopped her
She sounded like she expected the crowd noise to swallow her words when she said it, but the crowd got unexpectedly quiet at just the wrong moment. 🤣🤣🤣
@@InAHollowTreewow okay now I slightly feel for her
@@InAHollowTree I got the same impression lol
booze give some people diarrhea of the mouth
@@monicarenee7949 same. i could see myself doing the same thing, and thinking i was expressing support. like , "you poor thing! how are you going to follow that?"
Everybody's a comedian until you try a real one and get verbally back slapped exquisitely
Man got triggered 😂
@@anywallsocket Triggered by that drunk heckler. He needed to address her.
He’s the most wide ranging comedian in the game today. His repertoire of material and all of the topics he covers amazes me. So brainy
to be fair, you could go to comedy shows weekly and think everyone is a genius just because their topical, he’s good for other reasons than the topics he’s talking about js
100%
For how young he is he has the mindest, comedically 😂, of Louis CK who has got to be one of the most skilled comedians.
I agree he can make material up in the spot. Really sharp 👍🏽
Have you not seen Dave Chappelle do 3 hour improvised sets whenever he feels like?
How do we get blessed so often with Josh on TH-cam for free????
Right! I was hype seeing it was longer than usual.
Ssshh 🤫
His growth as a comic is bless, this is promo for his tour! Y'all lucky enough to get tickets are in for some fire!
We don’t deserve it 😭
Brilliant and prolific
😂I never thought I'd get to see him handle a heckler but WHEW, keep killin it Josh🔥
My ex husband once sat up in bed, suddenly and completely unprompted, and asked me who did I like more, him or Al B Sure. I started laughing and he sat there serious-faced which only made me laugh harder. He remained stoic until I answered, "you." After which he exclaimed "yes!" with that lil fist pull, then rolled over and went to sleep. Def one of the highlights of our marriage.
My ex asked about Carl Thomas the singer. That’s why they’re exes! 😂😂😂😂
That's beautiful!
My ex woke up to make sure I was okay because he dreamed I was in a car crash and once he realised I was okay immediately looked embarrassed that he was emotionally invested. Was very cute. Also a highlight. Not as fun, but was when I learned he really did care a lot.
Ah, the precious moments you will cherish for a lifetime.
Poor thing - he probably had a nightmare where you had to decide between him and Al or where you had run off with him or something 😂❤
Lol😅....I'm not sure why he needs to be validated. The heck? Unless you've expressed how fine Al B Sure is ,on more than one occasion.
That heckler didn’t realize just how hot the stove was when she decided to touch it
Right! If she didn’t realize that internet famous and Daily Show famous Josh Johnson was a real comedian following whatever act came before him, then she sure found out by the end of the set. 😂
Folks surprised at how a writer from a daily comedy show is able to have fresh stuff every time he's up? Don't underestimate Josh!
No joke, when I was 17 this guy I was seeing took me to a "get-together" for our first date which turned out to be a culty church gathering...I was also a goth at the time. I'm not sure who was more freaked out, me or them 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He wanted to "save the damaged chick"
I've seen that same thing before.
It's really messed up when you think about it.
@@stevenclark1662 fr, I'm not goth but I dress pretty damn close to it and the amount of church boys who try to stop me on the street to 'save my soul' is wild. I'm pagan, which just adds to the awkward part when they start actually asking me questions. I'm always smiley with strangers though, which offsets all the dark clothes.
smh he fumbled the goth chick
LMAOOOOOOOO 😂🤣💀😂🤣💀
The fact that this guy seems to be getting more popular by the second is one of the few things which is going right in this crazy world right now. Well done, he's amazing.
So true!!! Talented young people like this give me hope! I mean, by the time I'm in a nursing home. We will have a society of 99% influencers and 1% combined group of plumbers, electricians, teachers, nurses and doctors. But people like Josh with genuine talent that can make you smile without being a bully. Or hurtful, give me so much joy. 🙆🏾♀️
You have to see his bit on the KKK😅I've been following him ever since
How quickly he flipped it on her and convinced everyone the lady was "awkward". Josh is a master who obviously grew up in the South where you had to learn how to crack on people to survive school LOL
Sorry bro, northeast is the home of caustic culture.
Reminds me of the "Awkward" Key and Peele sketch lol
Holy flying fuck. He came back full circle at the end! What a savage! He's probably one of the kindest and smooth comedians around. And pretty much one of the bests, all around. AND HE CAN FIGHT BACK. Awesome!
Sweet as hell...but do not heckle this man 😂👍🏻
Like, I remember when Josh used to be polite and would just want to get his jokes out and go. Now my man does not want to put up with the shits anymore
FR. I wouldn’t heckle any comedian 😂
@@xelaander8429the comedy gold was that it fit in with his first line and it just accentuated his original joke while clapping back (pretty hard for Josh 😂) to get her to stop. He just keeps getting sharper!
Yeah... "Bruce Banner" changed QUICK. 😂I felt the "Heat" come off of dude. I was like, "Damn". One of them VERY NICE dudes until you "push the button"...then you gotta call the cops. 😂
@@xelaander8429 tbf, it feels like there's at least one joke every set about how living in NY has broken him
“So do you just go places and make it weird??” 😂😂😂
I literally thought he is the kind to ignore hecklers and focus on the set but damn that was so amazing and prepared the audience for a good time ❤
I was shocked too! I’ve never seen him heckled before but he is not to be played with. He hid it but he was genuinely pissed. I honestly enjoyed seeing him handle this broad. Sick of people behaving badly.
@@Heavenzvoice yeah I agree because she really made it weird and the crowd tensed up, I guess that's what pissed him off but he masterfully brought the attention back to the set
Why did you say broad… very weird
@@uwotmate87 ahhhh as a psychology major I was hoping someone would see I used “broad”. I save certain words for women on how they act. I will call you a lady or a woman when you act like one. When a woman just clowns herself she’s a broad. A broad is not necessarily the worst thing you can call a female but it’s a loose way of saying.. you have no home training. It’s older folks way of saying… “she’s for the streets. “ The same way you say “weird”. That’s weird to me cause I find most people use this new slang word weird in the wrong situation.
I’m patient… by next year they’ll exchange weird with some other new word.
But that’s why I used broad… if it’s still weird to you…
Don’t care!
Perfect response.
A llooooottt of second hand embarrassment from that chick at the beginning
the commenters calling her a heckler when she clearly didnt even mean any harm or for him to even hear her are more embarrasing.
@@ComedyGlorHe went really hard on her, but why would you say anything in the first place 🫣? I don't think she will be doing that again anytime soon.
Netflix, give this man a special ASAP!
This man has literally turned TH-cam reaction/commentary videos upside down. He's current with everything and its so effortless! I'd rather get my news from him
His skills work so great for his Daily Show writing & being a correspondent in the show, huh? 👏😄
Tonight on the way home on the subway a guy in a terrifying mask was making his way through the train....as he passes by I, the woman next to me, the kid across from me, all of us in our car notice that he is carrying a real freaking axe in his hand! There was definitely that moment of "Is this a guy in a costume or someone on a hair-trigger?"
And.......?
I think it's funnier that he showed restraint with the heckler. Like it didn't go so far you felt bad for her. He's so smooth
I was waiting for someone to say exactly this. Exactly, and he used it to drive and the power his actual set
The fact he gets heckled at the beginning of the set and uses it as the button is some next-level shit.
This guy writes jokes all day, for a network when they're not striking. I don't know why she tried it with him. She didn't know him. But I'm sure she Googled him after lol😂
“How you gonna follow her ex” lmaoooo 😂😂😂 love you Josh you’re the absolute best
A+ for how her handled her 👏🏼👏🏼
That poor lady let her impulsive thoughts win 😭
The amount of new material that this man has had in the past year, needs to be applauded
“Do you knock on people’s windows” 😂😂
The people who laugh hysterically at Josh are my people.
People forget that Josh is a professional comedian
And has been for ages. I think his voice dropped and that was all he had been waiting for, and then he was off!
The heckler being reprimanded being the topic of the comments is hilarious
To think so highly of yourself that you’d attempt to talk smack to a professional comedian in his element is always a treat for us bystanders 😂
Popcorn moment right there
My mom's coworker choked to death alone in a restaurant bathroom... after beating throat cancer... I think about him at least once a week. Please chew, fellas. 🥺
He was eating in the bathroom?
@cloud_loci a lot of people run to the bathroom embarrassed to be choking & die by themselves. It happens a lot.
@@iloveyouuariellethats so sad
"would you love me if I was a worm?" is a genuine meme amongst certain groups.
Nice shoelaces 😉
That intro that's probably the first time I've ever heard Josh get spicy! 😆 You love to see it
Yep. Another side to him.
I am not one to watch comedians regularly, but ever since I found you, I always look forward to you uploading your latest standup. You are absolutely hilarious!
Same !! and he is so consistent with it aswell i love that! There's alwways new material on the way and that is pretty unique
I love Josh. There is also Andrew Schulz! Mind blowing!
@@NickM_FirstofHisNameI used to like Schulz, but his podcast has really caused me to change my mind about him.
@@GyzelE Oh? Okay
"How are you gonna follow her ex?" 😂😂😂😂 Fucking hilarious!
the thing about the date was that cheesecake factory was the backup because she wasn’t ready when he came to get her, and he booked a fancy restaurant reservation.
I’d be stoked if a first date was Cheesecake Factory.
@@BriMonies I've never been to the cheesecake factory but I looked up the menu, and honestly same.
@@sarielgracethe food isn’t all that(to me), but that cheesecake though.
@@NotGahruvey food is food though, as long as it won't give me diarrhea I'll eat it
@@NotGahruveyTotally agree food is just whatever not all that but that cheesecake is better than most fancy restaurants who unless they are fancy enough to have a pastry chef all buy their cheesecake from the same mass market distributor that isn’t as good as CF.
"Did I follow that ok?"....after this no one will ever interrupt Josh!
Videos just keep getting better and better! Jokes, Clarity and Sound.
As he’s talking about choking due to not chewing i fucking CHOKED on a goddamn strawberry. That joke was too real, fellas dont forget to chew 🗣️🗣️
Josh Johnson is a star for sure
Dude has grown so much more confident on stage over the years. And deservedly so.
He put her in her place but respectfully. Master at his craft for sure
He could have said STFU and left her hanging, nahhhh she’s the routine now 😂😂😂
Damn got that lady good in the beginning AND at the end!!🤣 the citizen app bit especially killed me!! We are so blessed with these consistently excellent sets!
I have every confidence in Josh's ability to follow anyone.
This man is an intellectual genius.
Love how it went from commentary on the date list to a PSA to prevent dudes from dying from stuffing their faces. Chews life?
Lol fuck you😂I love that tagline "Chews Life". Brilliant.
Chews life? We need to get you on the stage
😂
@@CWZimba Damn, I want that on a shirt 😂
😂😂😂
Now, that heckler slap down was SPOT ON
At this point I recognise almost all of Josh's wardrobe like he's a close friend.
😮
10/10 favorite comedian
The heckler got utterly handled and he just flowed it into the joke.
Loving these sets, keep it up. You perfectly handled that heckler at the beginning. You made it quick and less awkward....and swiftly moved on. Masterful.
Yes-Yes Josh, that was a sweet shut down on that heckler. Continued Success Josh.
❤ from Atlanta ❤
ATL HOE ❤
Hey my show in Atlanta just went on sale today. Here’s the link www.axs.com/events/536187/josh-johnson-tickets
You are so funny. I appreciate your videos and they are so frequent. I feel comforted and I laughed a lot 🤷♀️ lol
I come back to watch this clip over and over just to see him deal with the heckler 😂😂😂😂
Lord, folks always poke out their chest just to go on an apologize spree🤦🏾♀️ some will never learn!!!. I love the shut down Josh 💪🏾
She’d shut up after that during a comedian’s set. 😂
So talented and funny! I love that you have remained respectful and polite despite that woman trying to add pressure to your set. You handled that beautifully, I hope that doesn't happen a lot. I am binge watching your shows. Much love from Philly! 💛 #NewSubscriber
Since you’re new, you should look up one of his earlier bits. “Catfishing the KKK”
Trust me. 😂💜
Thursday at 6 pm could be prayer service, a meeting, or choir rehearsal. But for a date? No. Don't. 😂
I once heard of someone being invited to a pyramid scheme. 😂
That should be on the list!
I like that Josh stays up to date.
you can tell how good a comic is by how they handle hecklers
I love stand up comedy and have watched a lot of performers over the years... but the sheer VOLUME of current, topical, hilarious, observational humor that Josh Johnson performs week after week is astounding. Definitely one of, if not THE, funniest young comedians currently in the industry! ☮❤🎶
I've been subscribed tuning in for the past 4 months and Josh damn well always delivers. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Crime in New York is either happening to you or none of your damn business.
As in most big cities
💯💯💯 accuracy
Seems like every one of my comments is just me gushing over how good of a comic you've become but I mean it. You're gonna be a legend with the kinda stuff you have now. I'm proud to have watched you for so many years.
He didn't roast her enough. I like my hecklers well done....😂
The Cheesecake Factory thing made me unnecessarily sad lol. Like dang it’s nice to just be taken somewhere, anywhere. The fact someone wants to go out with you is a blessing lol
I mean I like to go 50:50 on dates so Cheesecake Factory is nice, but allows me to buy the occasional latte.
0:38 Perfect shutdown! 😂
My church services are Thursdays at 6pm and I completely lost my mind at that joke 😂😂😂
A first date should have comfortable seating provided and no messy food or distracting entertainment
Also other people around just in case it goes bad for either party.
Going for a walk is my go-to first date. If you're feeling it you can continue by maybe go get a coffee or drink and if not you can just say thank you and goodbye
The clap back was wild bwa😂
Josh, you know you look young and non-threatening. She was expressing doubts that you could rise to her level of intelligent humor. You are eons beyond that.
She obviously didn't rise to *his* level of class and quality.
@@annainspain5176SHE FAFO!
Closing the set by calling back to the Karen was exquisite.
*chef's kiss*
😳😮 Josh was READTY tonight! Bet that lady won’t heckle an entertainer ever again 😂
That's the perfect way to handle a heckler... AND put together a callback. Masterful work.
So effortless and hillarius! Love your Comedy!
There's no one more hilarious than Josh Johnson right now!🏆😂🤣🎭💕
Good on that heckler for instantly apologizing ❤ all she kept saying was "sorry" after she tried to introduce herself to J😂
If he posts these for longer this channel will be an amazing place to see a comedian at work, growing everyday.
Thank you for consistently making me laugh and allowing us a front row seat of your journey.
You could take me on a first date to the park with a lunch basket and wine and I’m there.
Honestly don’t know how we get this lucky to experience so many of his sets
I always thoroughly enjoy his videos, and they're new content every time!
I can't believe I've legit asked been on a first date before to a:
- park by the river at night.
- shipyard
- hike (okay but, then they wanted to go off trail in the middle of it into some bushes for privacy..)
Like WHY did they think these things would not sound creepy?
Much respect to Josh for not destroying that lady! I would have embarrassed her until she walked out! Wtf!!!
Someone like Rife would’ve done that. I think the way he handled it made her check herself twice…hopefully she won’t do that to anyone ever again
Some people take that pretty smile for weakness. I guess she learned real quick😂 This young brotha has become one of my favorite comedians. I sent his video to my baby sister thinking I’m showing her someone new. Why did she tell me she’s been watching him since before Covid when he had a fade? I never knew he had a fade! I was thoroughly offended she hadn’t shared this smart funny brotha with me. I just found him last year and I can’t wait for him to come to a city near me.
Every set is fucking brilliant! thanks for putting it out there!
Chipotle as a first date is a genius way to test sphincter control.
Josh, you’re so talented. Thank you for making us laugh.
LMAO. Crime is either happening to you or it's none of your business. 😭😂
Halfway through the set, I had already forgotten the rude intervention from the beginning! I can't believe you did your set and circled back to the heckler so seamlessly (': !
Thank you for the laughs ❤
I'm dyinnnnng thinking of Josh turning to chair around to keep it real for a moment:
"Fellas, please chew. This holiday.... prevent a choking"
No man should ever take me on a first date to a buffet. Not because I have an issue with it, but because I know he is not prepared to watch me eat my weight in snow crab (if the buffet does not have crab I will be leaving, it's not a good buffet).
😂😂😂
Won't eat because other folks are touching the utensils. Everybody dont wash there hands.😢
Netflix needs to give this man a special already
Second.
Josh is impressively present. Love that he ended his set the way he began, helping the mouth that no one wanted to hear remember.
Great set, as always!