Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ก.ย. 2024
  • Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.

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  • @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.-
    @-.._.-_...-_.._-..__..._.-.-.- 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8646

    "Most people also know nothing so they won't question you." Best advice for a bullshitter.

    • @RoseRose-to4vq
      @RoseRose-to4vq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm the 1000th like! 😁

    • @jasmineluton372
      @jasmineluton372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That plus arrogance = how I got my perfect exam scores

    • @casualfocus1371
      @casualfocus1371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rose Rose lies

    • @arsonfly
      @arsonfly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you need advice to bullshit?

    • @LucasRodrigues-ls8re
      @LucasRodrigues-ls8re 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who’s here 11 years later (2019)?

  • @twitchingkhan
    @twitchingkhan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11480

    *”blaming others for being misinformed is a great way of seeming informed yourself”*
    Twitter got a hold of this video early

    • @EM-wo6wf
      @EM-wo6wf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      LOL

    • @freonsp
      @freonsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😂

    • @kanseidorifto2430
      @kanseidorifto2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kek

    • @civilrebel3743
      @civilrebel3743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@_username stop

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Actually I think they were a little late since it’s *_12 years old_*

  • @krystianhinz4575
    @krystianhinz4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4712

    "Women can vote too" and "Animals cannot vote", the more you know

    • @daena9289
      @daena9289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      What is this bs. Animals deserve suffrage, too. VOTES FOR ANIMALS!!

    • @MostGenericUser
      @MostGenericUser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Woa woa woa, since when can women vote?

    • @juliam.426
      @juliam.426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Rufferage

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Wait, aren't these statements conflicting?

    • @playnox8567
      @playnox8567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@thomas.thomas damn bro you didn't have to go that far

  • @willdebaca4914
    @willdebaca4914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2765

    "Did you know: Women can vote too"
    "Did you know: Animals cannot vote"
    Amazing.

    • @csansolo
      @csansolo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Did you know Dead people can vote?
      Should be included.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@csansolo ah, are you pretending to care about the elections by repeating others? Good work

    • @immortalsun
      @immortalsun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t even pay attention to the text when watching these.

    • @blipblopblopblip1057
      @blipblopblopblip1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the more you know

    • @splash_067
      @splash_067 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bobobsen do you not care about corruption?
      Good work😒

  • @uhu597
    @uhu597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21776

    Damn, Onion's actors were top-notch. This is better than SNL.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +996

      The dialogue, the acting and the text at the bottom is always perfect

    • @mcmasters1484
      @mcmasters1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +927

      The onion is amazing but saying X is better than SNL isn’t saying much

    • @mouinemhb4960
      @mouinemhb4960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

      @@mcmasters1484 actually true
      Snl is rly bad they have the occasional good sketch but most of their stuff isnt egen funny

    • @mcmasters1484
      @mcmasters1484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      mouine mhb Especially nowadays where they care more about making a political statement more than being funny

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Almost everything is better than SNL, and yet somehow SNL seems to sniff its own farts.

  • @ken1941
    @ken1941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5710

    See y'all in 4 years when this is suggested again.

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      See ya then

    • @dixond2110
      @dixond2110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Till then

    • @nosidezero
      @nosidezero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Until then!

    • @yna5401
      @yna5401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      cya!

    • @seaque.
      @seaque. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      be seeing you

  • @christinaishere9018
    @christinaishere9018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32137

    The algorithm knows what it’s doing.

    • @yavuzmarifet4528
      @yavuzmarifet4528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      exactly

    • @LoliLoveJuice
      @LoliLoveJuice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      its learning.

    • @CityWhisperer
      @CityWhisperer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      it's not as broken as we thought it was

    • @Lionelltd
      @Lionelltd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The day after like clockwork. See you in 4 years!

    • @Ybw420
      @Ybw420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      praise the algor!

  • @evan
    @evan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4941

    God I miss the old onion videos

    • @johnd.3195
      @johnd.3195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Hello. I don’t know who you are but, I wish you well.

    • @alte21
      @alte21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      EVAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE JCHDJSJS

    • @dakshbishnoi4239
      @dakshbishnoi4239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same

    • @sabrinafletcher7884
      @sabrinafletcher7884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      don't we all, Evan

    • @RestInValhalla
      @RestInValhalla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup

  • @Synnerization
    @Synnerization 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25127

    "Blaming others for being non-informed is a great way of seeming informed yourself" LMAO he just described half of congress.

    • @cookster69
      @cookster69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      +Toughen Up, Fluffy No, that's obviously not what he meant. If you dont understand, then google it. not that hard.

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Dont you mean the whole of congress?

    • @kelvinpang438
      @kelvinpang438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @Toughen Up, Fluffy Your VERY dirty minded...Took me minutes to understand what you were trying to say.

    • @yourdreams2440
      @yourdreams2440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      haha

    • @TheJas20
      @TheJas20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Synnerization i remember watching that guy fromvyour profile picture on yt. whats his name again?

  • @buildbanner7976
    @buildbanner7976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13142

    "How was lunch today"
    "Swing States"
    "I agree"

    • @thozby
      @thozby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I agree as well

    • @elviramadigan5296
      @elviramadigan5296 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      i hate the controlled oposition

    • @cgates2
      @cgates2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Definitely. The comparisons are there.

    • @OphiuchiChannel
      @OphiuchiChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I'm an independant. Way too much labelling these days.

    • @jhawley031
      @jhawley031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      No, safe states.

  • @mrpassive9148
    @mrpassive9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4521

    “Did you know: Animals cannot vote”

    • @fortusvictus8297
      @fortusvictus8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Damn I wish I'd have seen this before I got ballots for my cats...oh well, I'll try to remember next time.

    • @abandonedmuse
      @abandonedmuse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      But women can lol

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Animals don't do much for animal rights.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Wicked Jester I clicked on the replies to see if there would be any triggered Republicans. You didn't disappoint.

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real question is who would animals vote for?

  • @galactiontv3536
    @galactiontv3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

    Obama: “The Black One”
    McCain: “The Old One”
    😂😂

    • @alexander9703
      @alexander9703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I was like 12/13 when the Obama/McCain election was going on, and I remember talking about it with classmates at school. We knew the central characters as "the black one", "the old one", "the women", and "the crazy women" xD (not American so otherwise wasn't very relevant to us)

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@alexander9703 Hold on my phone is vibrating

    • @noodled6145
      @noodled6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Trump: "The Meme One"
      Biden: "The Demented One"

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@noodled6145 my phones ringing again jesus just hold on il be back when the conversations over

    • @RideAcrossTheRiver
      @RideAcrossTheRiver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@noodled6145 You have them backwards. "Demented" means insane and corrupt, which is Donald.

  • @Niko-zl5hn
    @Niko-zl5hn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12522

    But when the world needed him the most, he vanished

    • @senoraraton
      @senoraraton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @Mansoor Shakeel This doesn't follow. Pretty sure most leftist in the country realize that the two capitalist, corporatists parties are the same. The Democrats are Republican lite. There is no functional difference between them. Hell the debate between Biden and Trump was "He is gonna do a good thing!" - Trump "No way, I'm not gonna do that good thing Jack" - Biden

    • @meishiate-8139
      @meishiate-8139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I love all the avatar jokes I’m finding with these election videos

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Onion is reporting on current events, so nothing about them has changed.

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@senoraraton Well, they’re pretty close, but definitely not the same. Sure, if you want to make a point about the state of politics in the US, it isn’t much of a stretch to say they’re the same as a rhetorical figure, but given the choice between one of the two (as FPTP leaves you no other real alternative), it’s quite clear which one to vote if you’re anywhere on the left.

    • @icy.diamond
      @icy.diamond 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @DJB3lfry
    @DJB3lfry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8795

    "Oh you did this yourself?"
    "Yes, I made this one."
    I did a literal spit take on that one.

    • @hiimjohnquinones2971
      @hiimjohnquinones2971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I laughed so hard when he said he stole it from the school 🤣

    • @MjkL1337
      @MjkL1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      it's been like months since i genuinely couldn't hold my laugh like when this happened

    • @Shadow77999
      @Shadow77999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This video aged like milk

    • @Davenzoid
      @Davenzoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Shadow77999 how so?

    • @zack8194
      @zack8194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Davenzoid its the election in the USA and everything is a mess lmao

  • @pqkken
    @pqkken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12694

    “Are you a dem-, demo-, de- *Democrat* , democrat”

    • @jsteel89
      @jsteel89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +667

      Democrat and alzheimers is like two peas in a... two peas in... go together like hands and feet.

    • @NewAgeSlaves
      @NewAgeSlaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lol who cares

    • @isabellemalott9976
      @isabellemalott9976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@jsteel89 not really

    • @DanielOnFire101
      @DanielOnFire101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@isabellemalott9976 😂 you must have no idea

    • @patrickjdrahman
      @patrickjdrahman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      "and the other one"

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3052

    "I'm an independent" is actually the best way to get everyone to yell at you nowadays.

    • @manami3164
      @manami3164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Being an independent is fine, but being an undecided voter isn’t

    • @SirMrSir-do4dk
      @SirMrSir-do4dk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@manami3164 I’ve heard that so many times but I was never told why, can you explain it to me?

    • @AnneWest_
      @AnneWest_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      @@SirMrSir-do4dk it’s called indoctrination, they probably don’t know themselves

    • @aapex5459
      @aapex5459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@SirMrSir-do4dk the idea is that if you’re an independent, you have mindfully made the decision to be an independent. but, being undecided means that you did not care or did not do enough research to reach a consensus on who you should vote for

    • @Martykun36
      @Martykun36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they just laugh at you

  • @imad7x
    @imad7x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10437

    Recommended at the right time. This algorithm is scary

    • @benrogers8520
      @benrogers8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yeah

    • @maxonator3913
      @maxonator3913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol ikr

    • @cfire5689
      @cfire5689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      No

    • @radoslavradosavljevic7980
      @radoslavradosavljevic7980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was looking for this

    • @clementcolin4262
      @clementcolin4262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      When lots of people look for the keyword "elections" youtube digs out old videos that have the keyword "elections". I don't see what's scary about that.

  • @Blueshirt38
    @Blueshirt38 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6167

    The best part about this that I think people missed- "Use one of these political non-opinions I brought..."
    "I'm an independent".

    • @BNK2442
      @BNK2442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      I said all those things in that list at least once. XD

    • @nunyabisnass1141
      @nunyabisnass1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I don't know whether to laugh or be ashamed, because yeah...thats me.

    • @kaibaCorpHQ
      @kaibaCorpHQ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      yep...

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      I’d add “Both sides are bad.” and “I’m a centrist.”

    • @TacklingIgnorance
      @TacklingIgnorance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Personally, I enjoyed him correcting the word democrat, and then according answering what the other one was

  • @purpleheartsofficial
    @purpleheartsofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    "There is no reason to not not vote"
    I love it.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *no excuse

    • @illuforce
      @illuforce 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alex Capwell Why?

    • @johnnya1717
      @johnnya1717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Alex Capwell yes, double "not" makes my brain melt too. I turn on logic and try to realize what that means

    • @olavihekandjo2928
      @olavihekandjo2928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Alex Capwell yes and no.
      Remove the "not not" and you end up with
      'there is no excuse to vote' which means the same. But the joke is about you not being able to not vote and get away with it. So the "not vote" needs to be in the sentence to continue the joke.

    • @PhantomAyz
      @PhantomAyz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If i paraphrase this, is it?
      "There is no reason to vote"?

  • @chickenfate5235
    @chickenfate5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    “I’m an independent.” Dear god, this was ahead of its time.

    • @ethan7252
      @ethan7252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Anytime someone asks me whether I'm a democrat or a republican, I say I'm canadian

    • @theonlycaulfield
      @theonlycaulfield 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It was just as true when it was made.

    • @TrippingDaizy
      @TrippingDaizy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yep. These days "I'm an independent"="I'm a Republican but I'm too embarrassed to admit it"

  • @tearsandsuffering2804
    @tearsandsuffering2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    When onion’s fake news starts to turn real and the two realities start to mush together 👀

    • @omfglongbeach
      @omfglongbeach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      reddit.com/r/nottheonion

    • @UXtatic
      @UXtatic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Believe!

    • @XanderFenikkusu
      @XanderFenikkusu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its satire not fake news

    • @MrTriple3D
      @MrTriple3D 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@XanderFenikkusu satire that looks like real news is still fake news even if it were intended to make people laugh

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It has always been real.

  • @HuyConWargaming
    @HuyConWargaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    “Is your child at risk of becoming fat like you?” Oh man...that is killer

    • @celieboo
      @celieboo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where did you see that one?

    • @HuyConWargaming
      @HuyConWargaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@celieboo it’s at the end of the video

    • @Roberta_Trevino
      @Roberta_Trevino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My cat's already fat so I guess it doesn't translate to my situation

    • @AmericanAristo
      @AmericanAristo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That one had me cryingg 😂😂😂

    • @paveldatsyuk7175
      @paveldatsyuk7175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You guys should move around a bit sometime together

  • @AlphaDavid66
    @AlphaDavid66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10584

    The “did you know , women can vote too“ had me dying 😂

    • @TapOnX
      @TapOnX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      "Animals cannot vote" though. Discrepancy detected?

    • @simplicitas5113
      @simplicitas5113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same 😂 Even as a European I still found it funny.

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Sandy Jones ok sexist

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Sandy Jones no point in arguing with people who don’t care about them, sexist.

    • @dubcusb
      @dubcusb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @Sandy Jones ok sexist

  • @Sirjsminis
    @Sirjsminis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    That "both parties are pretty much the same one" would really get voters riled up

    • @AntiqueRem
      @AntiqueRem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      the most mental thing about it is it's true but if you ever mention it in front of either party supporters you will be shunned.

    • @DeathlyMane
      @DeathlyMane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Legit, both parties have a job of keeping the ruling class in america rich, they just have differences when it comes to going about doing so.

    • @wtfbros5110
      @wtfbros5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lumeckos6143 they're all shit who cares LMAO

    • @lumeckos6143
      @lumeckos6143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wtfbros5110 they're both shit? Yeah I would have loved a stimulus check 😃 but fuck me guess they're the same

    • @wtfbros5110
      @wtfbros5110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@lumeckos6143 triggered lmao

  • @HeyItsDoodler
    @HeyItsDoodler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    I’m not even from the States, but the TH-cam algorithm works in spades.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      People watching election content during an election. Astounding stuff.

    • @literallynobody25
      @literallynobody25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're Mexican?

    • @daena9289
      @daena9289 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey that rhymed

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TH-cam recognizes the american in you

    • @novemberninth4392
      @novemberninth4392 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sameee

  • @edgarallenpwned3538
    @edgarallenpwned3538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    “What’s the point anyway the outcome is already decided” is also another good one

    • @nikkilee3840
      @nikkilee3840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      When they think you're a conspiracy theorist, but you're actually a determinist.

    • @TheCuriouscat10
      @TheCuriouscat10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Edgar Allen Pwned 🤣

    • @EinDose
      @EinDose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The thing with this one is that to deploy it safely, you need to either be either completely informed or clueless. The thing that'll really kill you is having just enough knowledge to risk being surprised by the outcome.

    • @AMPStorm
      @AMPStorm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truth.

    • @Stonktradomus
      @Stonktradomus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except it isn't true.

  • @mrniceguy7168
    @mrniceguy7168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    “Take a few hours off work to “vote” - Just take a nap in your car!”

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think it'd be way more inconspicuous to nap *in* your car. :)

    • @mikke2771
      @mikke2771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Tatea probably *on* the car

    • @Buddy.Johnston
      @Buddy.Johnston 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fox Black not inside of the car, *INSIDE OF THE INSIDES OF THE CAR*

  • @OhCrumbs96
    @OhCrumbs96 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Ah, 2008. What a time.
    Not giving a shit about politics feels like a long-forgotten luxury.

  • @truegamerking
    @truegamerking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    "What if the corner you on one of these political issues like health care"
    12 years later, still topical
    Some things never change

    • @fortusvictus8297
      @fortusvictus8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      'People tend to look at problems and want to find the solutions. But for some problems there are no solutions, only trade-offs.' -Thomas Sowell

    • @kneesnap1041
      @kneesnap1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@fortusvictus8297 Or in this case there are solutions that most of the rest of the world has successfully implemented that we refuse to even consider because the people profiting off of the current system will spend huge amounts of money to both buy politicians and destroy public opinion about solutions.

    • @rileygraham8952
      @rileygraham8952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@fortusvictus8297 yeah nah universal healthcare was always the solution

    • @benbo34
      @benbo34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@kneesnap1041 but there are issues with those systems. There are crazy stories with governments not allowing people in critical conditions to get treatments in those countries with public healthcare, while in the US we have the most advanced healthcare equipment, yet we are not rated very high on the healthiest countries list. People come to America to get our healthcare system when they can because they know it is the best. However, because of the extreme costs it’s very hard to provide this to everyone in the United States. While healthcare makes up 16 percent of US GDP and is a huge part of the economy , it’s very hard to quantify the value of a human life, making healthcare an issue that really does not have a simple answer. There are big flaws in both forms of healthcare we see, and frankly- seeing the governments trouble to conduct voting- I would not trust the government to run my healthcare.

    • @fortusvictus8297
      @fortusvictus8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kneesnap1041 But have they? I have been to some European countries and nearly everything they use/provide are things invented/researched, developed, and in many cases even made in the USA. There is a reason rich people in Europe, Canada go to the USA for medical treatments...don't ignore the choices people with the economic freedom make as they are the most informed.
      'Single Payer' is just code for equal misery for everyone under a certain income...the rich will still go where options are available.

  • @mattmoves5920
    @mattmoves5920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7844

    How to be political without talking about politics. The writers are genius.
    Update: wow 5k likes in 5 days, is all internet watching this video?

    • @Gvistic
      @Gvistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Wait hold up my phone is vibrating

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Gvistic Your moms toys are vibrating

    • @Gvistic
      @Gvistic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@AverageAlien At this point, there's hardly a difference between your mother and mine anyway.

    • @gabriel_talih
      @gabriel_talih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Gvistic Are you guys long lost brothers?

    • @nguyeninhtri1155
      @nguyeninhtri1155 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Gvistic bruh

  • @thomasrosebrough9062
    @thomasrosebrough9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2921

    "Not Voting Is Easy: More Than Half The Population Does It!"
    Onion why you gotta roast us like that 😢

    • @Karll541
      @Karll541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thomas underfoot voting is useless

    • @iPizerr
      @iPizerr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Karll541 if everyone voted i doubt trump wouldve won

    • @SuperDocen
      @SuperDocen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@iPizerr I am an independent

    • @rottik3327
      @rottik3327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@iPizerr It doesn't matter how many people voted, as each voting block adheres to its usual party 99% of the time.

    • @paulfoss5385
      @paulfoss5385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      John Lavin It does make a difference, democrats do better with high voter turnout out. The different voting blocks experience disenfranchisement at different rates.

  • @julyjuly3073
    @julyjuly3073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    "We take voting for granted. A lot of the world doesn't even get to pick their leaders."
    Well well... they called it.

    • @JJ-qx3cb
      @JJ-qx3cb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      China and Russia: *Time for some freedom in the land of the free boys*

    • @eruno_
      @eruno_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bernie...

    • @noneyabusiness6504
      @noneyabusiness6504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, they definitely did.

    • @princessnovainacottage3326
      @princessnovainacottage3326 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @&; something he read on social media

    • @rockythesnailracechampion7144
      @rockythesnailracechampion7144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Derp Inshmurtz I want to fight for metal scraps while attempting to flee from irradiated monsters in the Mojave wasteland.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5312

    Don't mind me. Just brushing up on my skills for the election.
    Biden: The pale old one
    Trump: The orange old one

    • @okaydetar821
      @okaydetar821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      Biden: The dementia patient
      Trump: The reality tv guy

    • @qaiser648
      @qaiser648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      @@okaydetar821
      Biden: The pale dementia patient
      Trump: The orange dementia patient

    • @TheJudoJoker
      @TheJudoJoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Biden: You aint black
      Trump: Man. Woman. Camera. Person. TV.

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Biden: the creepy sniffing one
      Trump: the creepy grabbing one

    • @foreverfizz8
      @foreverfizz8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Biden:
      Don't like him. Can't remember shit. Or
      He's great. He was a vice president and did great.
      Trump:
      Don't like him. He tweets too much and doesn't use big enough words. Or
      He's great. He was president for four years and did great.
      You're welcome

  • @jodicompton5561
    @jodicompton5561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +871

    Watching this a second time, I noticed that even the expert doesn't seem to know the names of both parties. When Jim asks, "What's the other one?" he just says, "Right" and moves on.

    • @kanishkkaushik780
      @kanishkkaushik780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I believe saying "Republican" won't work comedically? He's being more like "don't worry about all that, I gotchu man"

    • @theemirofjaffa2266
      @theemirofjaffa2266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or perhaps he was just in a haste..lol

    • @nathanfernandes7085
      @nathanfernandes7085 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +

    • @trevorkates6451
      @trevorkates6451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or maybe he meant the “right” leaning party

    • @vanitas7441
      @vanitas7441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      See, that’s how you know he’s an expert. He’s so good at seeming informed without being informed, that’s even though he has all these tricks, he still doesn’t know!

  • @TheGayRepublicanIcon
    @TheGayRepublicanIcon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7096

    If you don't read the stuff that scrolls on the bottom you're missing half the video.

    • @user-rj2ms3pk8i
      @user-rj2ms3pk8i 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      But animals can't! That's blatant discriminaiton!

    • @iiwi758
      @iiwi758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Barack Obama: The Black One.

    • @Aviii_
      @Aviii_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      ONION NEWS NETWORK ONION NEWS NETWORK ONION NEWS NETWORK

    • @leomoe433
      @leomoe433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dank apologist Pubic service being done here. I love that!

    • @quietcorner293
      @quietcorner293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dank apologist but animals can't!

  • @clintlovewinds7525
    @clintlovewinds7525 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Here in 2024 to joggle my memory for these great tips

    • @Adoyleonon
      @Adoyleonon หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ligma nuts

  • @matthewh2549
    @matthewh2549 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3834

    Disturbingly, horrifyingly on point and genius satire

    • @MastaSmack
      @MastaSmack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I just don't understand, voting is something you do to make yourself feel like you're doing something when you really aren't...Unless you could actually go to every person in a state and explain why they should vote a certain way and change it from red to blue or vice versa, states pretty much vote the same way they always do.

    • @MrTalkingCorn
      @MrTalkingCorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hilarious, amusing, comical, and humorous video. Shit did i just use a bunch of words that mean the same thing? Huh.

    • @antoinehicks2681
      @antoinehicks2681 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You sure this is satire because this is shit I do in real life.

    • @cyjan3k823
      @cyjan3k823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@MastaSmack And 20milion people think like you that they wont change anything but if they all would go they could change everything

    • @Gorilla_Jones
      @Gorilla_Jones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Toughen Up, Fluffy
      Shaddup

  • @austinjohnson5482
    @austinjohnson5482 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    "oh im sorry my phones vibrating" LOL

    • @Bokeh420
      @Bokeh420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      I believed it

    • @CityWhisperer
      @CityWhisperer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NJ-wb1cz lmao

    • @marcushennings9513
      @marcushennings9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      See that's the best one because it can be used in everyday situations just to avoid conversations without making people mad at you.
      Why didn't I think of that before now.

    • @XiangYu94
      @XiangYu94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *ITS A PHONE FAKEOUT*

    • @BananaJanta
      @BananaJanta 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok I'll wait

  • @deez4957
    @deez4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    There’s no way this could have been timed perfectly right after the election

    • @BrokenG-String
      @BrokenG-String 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wish it was sooner lol

    • @beatrixwickson8477
      @beatrixwickson8477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That double negative, so you're saying it only could have been timed perfectly right after the election? Because that actually seems a bit late.

    • @deez4957
      @deez4957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@beatrixwickson8477 oh my bad I’ll correct it 👍

  • @aadityachhitarka1938
    @aadityachhitarka1938 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Leaders may change, but this will stay relevant!

  • @mazeemadaline3091
    @mazeemadaline3091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    TH-cam sure has a great sense of humour.

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In what way?

    • @ahmid3496
      @ahmid3496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@johnmartinez7440 they put this video about voting in the algorithm when America is splitting itself for this upcoming election

    • @pervezhassan9148
      @pervezhassan9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnmartinez7440 how are you oblivious

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ahmid3496 Well yeah, but how is that a sense of humour? Its basic function is to understand what's popular and recommend related content, so it always makes me chuckle when people get so surprised by this.

    • @Guztav1337
      @Guztav1337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@poptartculture3889 Yep. Like, come on, let it do its job.

  • @mariguana7918
    @mariguana7918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3795

    I used to care about politics, then I realized I wanted to be happy.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Awww... no arrow in the knee?

    • @alexandresilva3427
      @alexandresilva3427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@NJ-wb1cz Damn those oldschool memes :D

    • @alexandresilva3427
      @alexandresilva3427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @Thomas Serrano 2012 was 8 years ago man :D. In meme time it's a long time.

    • @elizabethposekany4944
      @elizabethposekany4944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PepeHands

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2638

    I would have been so pissed as a kid if some idiot *actually* pulled my art of the wall lol

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Cunning ploy though. Do that and the conversation (or at least what-people-are-thinking) will quickly move from politics to why-the-hell-you-think-its-okay-to-steal-kids-art-from-a-school... Genius.

    • @ddebenedictis
      @ddebenedictis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The "kid's art" featured in this helpful video was too good though...better for it not to resemble anything in particular.

    • @notquality3471
      @notquality3471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      For me, I'm not gonna be pissed because I thought someone stole my art because it's too God damn good that they decided to steal it :)

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A small price to pay for salvation

    • @sereneiris6855
      @sereneiris6855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This comment made laugh out loud

  • @VinayakaHalemane
    @VinayakaHalemane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This is so well made. From the production values to the actors to the writing. They need to make this show again with the same team for the current situation.

    • @ianweir3608
      @ianweir3608 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think parodying the modern political landscape might be literally impossible. No matter what headline you see nowadays, your reaction will probably be "yeah, sounds about right". We've crossed over

  • @jackwheeler27
    @jackwheeler27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I wish conversations in the news were actually this direct and content-heavy.

    • @sterlingsilver5937
      @sterlingsilver5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @xX Egyptian Flower Xx Lol.

    • @Redmenace96
      @Redmenace96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Onion only satires the best news shows! They do not satire the lazy and dumb ones. (unless that is more funny)

  • @IncognitoSprax
    @IncognitoSprax 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2707

    Barack Obama: The Black One
    John McCain: The Old One
    Funny.

    • @cassiuscyparissus5567
      @cassiuscyparissus5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Wow a 10 year old comment on youtube

    • @BigJay_
      @BigJay_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Holy shit

    • @seol3075
      @seol3075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      OH MY GOSH
      i would actually die if i saw a 10 year old comment saying
      "ill se you in 2019 when this gets reccomended"
      this is still dope

    • @meetroushan2727
      @meetroushan2727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dayyyuuummm

    • @smoog
      @smoog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Next year it will be:
      The fat one
      And
      The sane one

  • @stukas07
    @stukas07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    "I'm an independent." In the suggestions was a nice touch.

    • @swampdonkey1567
      @swampdonkey1567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeremy that’s the 3rd biggest party though. Actually wait never-mind 2 part slaves aren’t smart enough to understand it.

    • @15Monkes
      @15Monkes 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1.2% of the votes babyyyyyyyyyyy let’s gooooo

  • @ChronicSpinDash
    @ChronicSpinDash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "See, that is a PHONE FAKE OUT!"

  • @Mikeanglo
    @Mikeanglo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3927

    Here's how I handle it.
    "So, are you a democrat or a republican?"
    *"yes."*

  • @atomato5989
    @atomato5989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1900

    This is literally never not relevant.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Especially now.

    • @nosuchthing8
      @nosuchthing8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It used to be relevant

    • @qk7x
      @qk7x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nosuchthing8 that's what he's saying

    • @walidfakhfakh3660
      @walidfakhfakh3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MausOfTheHouse idiot

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@walidfakhfakh3660 What's wrong with you?

  • @MrTweetumss00
    @MrTweetumss00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    "Animals cannot vote" :(

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mr.Tweetums only some of them can.

    • @InfraredScale
      @InfraredScale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's actually quite interesting as If animals could vote, politicians would have to cater to animals instead of humans as they would be the majority

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      RedStone128 Music tell that to the working class lol

    • @hubinoscoper4837
      @hubinoscoper4837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Women can :(

    • @noobnoob8922
      @noobnoob8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Suck it Mr.Tweetums

  • @taiwanisacountry8221
    @taiwanisacountry8221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Me, a non american, when everyone around me starts talking about Trump and Biden

  • @Exclusivesociety
    @Exclusivesociety 3 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    “Or the uh, other one...”
    “Right-“
    LMAO

  • @JayTheOtt
    @JayTheOtt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Ouch, that last part hurt.
    I don't even have kids and I am worried.

    • @_username
      @_username 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      F L E S
      th-cam.com/video/OuU-o7kfd4Q/w-d-xo.html
      N O I T O M O R P

  • @meruema
    @meruema 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    The TH-cam algorithm strikes again

  • @nunodanda4906
    @nunodanda4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    It's kinda scary how Onion's old videos are getting more and more relatable

    • @warlord1694
      @warlord1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's also scary that people worship these politicians like they're gods Smdh .

  • @danielholtzman2582
    @danielholtzman2582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    "Blaming others for being uninformed is always a great way of seeming informed yourself."
    God damn these guys were way ahead of their time. Mm 2008... So innocent... not having any idea how much worse it was all going to get...

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      2008 was literally the time a bunch of retards were blaming eachother over banks blowing up

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      People were as stupid then as they are now, just that it's much easier to express now

    • @averyplaysguitar
      @averyplaysguitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bevvvy1374 now all you need is a MAGA hat

    • @JamesJJSMilton
      @JamesJJSMilton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@averyplaysguitar i mean the maga had is a pretty good drip tho, wheres Biden's marketable slogan and funky hat?

    • @averyplaysguitar
      @averyplaysguitar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JamesJJSMilton no malarkey

  • @meghan______669
    @meghan______669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    I miss 2008 politics

    • @grillbaked
      @grillbaked 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I know 2008 was a fucking paradise compared to this shit my god.

    • @vladimirkomarov7126
      @vladimirkomarov7126 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Alexander Leblanc LOL cheeto how funny you are my man

    • @Anonymous-bh9om
      @Anonymous-bh9om 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @S K sad times

    • @Anonymous-bh9om
      @Anonymous-bh9om 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Joe Average Obama was just more of the same in cool black packaging and people fell for it

    • @L7vanmatre
      @L7vanmatre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't worry guys, in 10 years we'll be "oh man you know *current president* is bad when we 5 people say that Trump was better than this current one"

  • @Nash9r
    @Nash9r 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Seeming informed without being informed is tight. Also super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

    • @orik737
      @orik737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      What a strange place to find this reference. I'm glad I did, but why did i

    • @smilessantana2049
      @smilessantana2049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@orik737 where is it from?

    • @orik737
      @orik737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@smilessantana2049 a completely unrelated film review comedy sketch series called "Pitch Meeting"

    • @l0333
      @l0333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah yeah yeah!

    • @05credito
      @05credito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@orik737 whoops

  • @Pur9leRain
    @Pur9leRain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Only in America do you get rewarded with a sticker for carrying out right.

  • @RandomActsOfGaming
    @RandomActsOfGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I can attest to the roof caving in doesn't always work, if someone calls you on it, you had better have a remote detonation rigged and ready.

    • @cgates2
      @cgates2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I know this comment’s 3 years old, but it literally made me lol. Thanks for that.

    • @bi11thefirst
      @bi11thefirst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cgates2 I know your comments 3 month's old, but it literally made me swiftly exhale out my nose

    • @jasperrutherford2665
      @jasperrutherford2665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bi11thefirst I know your comment's 1 week old, but I literally did not react when I read it. Thanks

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jasperrutherford2665 I know your comment's 4 days old, but I wanted to comment something to keep the chain going.

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonavanderpal I don't know

  • @NathanielSkinnerMusic
    @NathanielSkinnerMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Let's be honest. It's 2020: "The roof caved in" now works.

    • @cauchyschwarz3295
      @cauchyschwarz3295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "The polling station was taken over by radikals" works now too

  • @timothy3777
    @timothy3777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “women can vote too!”
    the onscreen headliners are half the humor

  • @EventH0riz0n
    @EventH0riz0n ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Its so sad that Onion has stopped the production of the really funny ones like 10 years ago.
    These are just the best.

    • @juhotasken
      @juhotasken ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well its because real news kinda took their place...

    • @mikearchibald744
      @mikearchibald744 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think it was their lawsuit. Then they realized they'd be in lawsuits against idiots forever.

    • @juhotasken
      @juhotasken ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mikearchibald744 Damn didn't even known that, was there lawsuits & like what?

  • @samshankar9413
    @samshankar9413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    What a time to get recommended

    • @finnjeffrey572
      @finnjeffrey572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice profile pic dude

    • @onesyphorus
      @onesyphorus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice profile pic dude

    • @samshankar9413
      @samshankar9413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@finnjeffrey572 I can't be bothered to change it. Plus I'm not even American, I'm Australian.

  • @zedgrotex
    @zedgrotex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Ah, perfect timing, 12 years later.

  • @maximus4375
    @maximus4375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This comes in my recommended every 4 years

    • @thomas.thomas
      @thomas.thomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really? Your yt account is only 4 years old

    • @justinw8716
      @justinw8716 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thomas.thomas I’ve been on TH-cam for like 6 years and I only signed in about a year ago

  • @louroboros
    @louroboros 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    The acting talent of the Onion staff back then was incredible. I don’t think we’ll ever see satire so perfectly executed ever again.

  • @sarahfrey3876
    @sarahfrey3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    AHHH my grandma was trying to start political drama at dinner and when she asked me which party I was I just said “I’m independent” 😭

    • @markymark7228
      @markymark7228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How did that work ?

    • @sarahfrey3876
      @sarahfrey3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She kept trying to egg me on but I just played dumb like “idk politics doiiii”. She was ranting about trump for a bit. At least we both agreed that AOC is insane
      My poor republican grandfather 🤦‍♀️

    • @noice2606
      @noice2606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayy Yo the news outlet

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Ayy Yo You can't possibly have missed the things Trump does, they're outright ridiculous. I'm not sure Hillary would have been a better choice, but I think that she is more mentally stable than Trump.

    • @chrisdoesgames4705
      @chrisdoesgames4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Independent is a party

  • @tyyer
    @tyyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "At this point, there's hardly a difference between the two parties" lmao classic

  • @indecisive.325
    @indecisive.325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This TH-cam algorithm is spot on. It's October 25, 2020. I'll come back after Election Day, joyous that I don't have to give a shit anymore

  • @808drumz9
    @808drumz9 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Nowadays the strategy is to pick a side and then blame the other side for everything and bring it up for every issue that ever comes up, even if not related to politics.

  • @ivorymask2599
    @ivorymask2599 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Did you know?
    Women can vote too!"

    • @pedroocm
      @pedroocm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Truth Seeker dude, it's okay if women don't like you, you don't need to make it publicly known

    • @riftis2210
      @riftis2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pedroocm Careful, your simp is showing.

    • @arikalamari19
      @arikalamari19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@riftis2210 you think simp is an actual insult🤣

    • @pedroocm
      @pedroocm 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mark Beatriz the guy deleted his comment

  • @squiddlydodah
    @squiddlydodah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This video could not have been recommended to me at such a good time.

  • @ohwhye
    @ohwhye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:14 “just couldn’t care less”.
    He used the expression correctly!

  • @quickglove6461
    @quickglove6461 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    Just got recommended this in Sep 2024. See you after the election💀

  • @sergeantpanther678
    @sergeantpanther678 8 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    Just as relevant in 2016.

    • @SGVirtusMysteriesOfFate
      @SGVirtusMysteriesOfFate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know it's a year later, and I hope this doesn't sound mean but... You sir, look like Rick Astley.

    • @Tflexxx02
      @Tflexxx02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      And just as relevant in 2018, 2020, 2022, 2024...off-year elections 2019, 2021...you get the idea.

    • @notquality3471
      @notquality3471 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This works at anytime :)

    • @maxederingtongold5376
      @maxederingtongold5376 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just as relevant in 2019 even though the election isn't for another year.

    • @Andrew-gx7xu
      @Andrew-gx7xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel like people care about the election now

  • @cristinasoto1334
    @cristinasoto1334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    It's the demented CO Humphrey from Orange is the New Black! He's funny.

    • @77rong77
      @77rong77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I knew he looked familiar, youtube comments for the win yet again!

    • @JayOTwo
      @JayOTwo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol!! I noticed right away. Crazy coincidence, I'm rewatching that show for the second time right now.

    • @milesb8393
      @milesb8393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the guy that plays him is actually called Michael Torpey but i’m honestly surprised that they’re not the same person

  • @shadowxskills
    @shadowxskills 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I promise I won't talk about TH-cam algorithm tonight.

  • @arielcahn7728
    @arielcahn7728 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "Not Voting is easy; more than half the population does it!"
    You said it.

  • @mrmo4569
    @mrmo4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This couldn't have come back at a better time. TH-cam knows what we need to be recommended

  • @revvyie
    @revvyie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    algorithm isnt as broke as we thought

  • @veryvivid
    @veryvivid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    why did "shanandera" get me more than the entire well crafted comedy sketch

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Onion's actors put SNL to shame. When Jim stuttered at "Dem-Demo..." I honestly thought the actor was confused for real.

  • @Umamaahoe
    @Umamaahoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The way he immediately followed up with the “yes..yes I made this one” as if he’s proud had me dying.

  • @Angelinabug
    @Angelinabug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This aged well

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How?

    • @tds7078
      @tds7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The premise really doesn’t age.

  • @Mandude4200
    @Mandude4200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank you TH-cam algorithm

  • @ArtistTheArtist05
    @ArtistTheArtist05 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Him having trouble with the word “Democrat” made me snort

  • @lumo
    @lumo 16 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Is your child at risk of becoming fat like you?"
    Ahaha, I love it.

  • @Bearedd
    @Bearedd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    TH-cams recommended timing is impeccable. I needed this today

  • @francescoravassi
    @francescoravassi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Imagine if no one voted on election day, it would be so great.

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Hell no, that'd be the worst thing.
      Everyone voting third party or write in to shake things up would be great, nobody voting is how you end up with the old aristocracy system back in place.

    • @Buddy.Johnston
      @Buddy.Johnston 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      rgderen88 Imagine if jokes were made, that would be so great

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @raffle baffle "Who?" - Korath, 2012
      (I know we had a JoJo running, though)

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There's a novel written around that idea: Seeing, by José Saramago. Great Portuguese writer, well worth having a look. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeing_(novel)

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Eric Rogers More Republicans vote on election day, not only, and there are real people that vote Democrat, especially when you have a conspiracy nut like Trump destroying my preferred party.

  • @gtg356y
    @gtg356y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Recommended again in 2024 as predicted. Epic.

  • @ancient256
    @ancient256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how I've never even once looked up politics and then the algorithm just sends me this.

  • @scoobydoobydoo8069
    @scoobydoobydoo8069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This has been recommended to me for the last two elections. I always forget it exists. But this beautiful video is always here for me

  • @PhilenaFarley
    @PhilenaFarley 16 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn, "I'm an independent" I use that excuse everyday!! I didn't want everyone to know my secrets.

  • @SubinVJ008
    @SubinVJ008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    It’s interesting around the 90s I think to around 2012. Most people didn’t care or know much about politics and the elections. However, from 2016 and after it’s totally a different story. Almost everything is politicized now and even kids talk about it. Families and friends get separated because of it.

    • @evarivera4137
      @evarivera4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the plan . . .
      Keep people divided and dumb.
      Replace the movie celebrity with the political celebrity.

    • @SuzysRedStripes
      @SuzysRedStripes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh, it was happening before then too. Social media just made the whole thing more public than it used to be.

  • @daphaniechan3825
    @daphaniechan3825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video coming in clutch once every 4 years

  • @shifuku5054
    @shifuku5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thank you algorithm, how appropriate

  • @DarthFurie
    @DarthFurie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Lol the fact that this showed up in my recommended 3 days before the 2020 election 😂😂✌

  • @matthewrease2376
    @matthewrease2376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can see why this was recommended to me after 12 years. Very relevant.