Gotta do something about those loud ass BLEEEPS* guys.. Too loud. Funny upload all the same. Too poor to pay, but I liked the video and will recommend it to people I know.. but, they poor as fuq too.. my life is sad..
OH DEAR GOD, I saw this exact scenario countless times in the Army. Only in the military can a straight guy routinely think (or say out loud) to himself, "Man, he could do SO much better than her!"
The 2 finger typing got me 😆 Just like how my dad types… watching a badass Vietnam marine vet (‘69) giving his all in each little letter typed is adorable 🤣
"You about to be a broke b*tch." Lmaoooooo! Canadian here; don't know much about the US Army, but this is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in ages, lol. Definitely going to watch more!
Felt so sorry for Kowalski too, he and Lammers were hitting it off too. Like he was impressing the crap out of her but he has zero idea of what is and isn't appropriate that it is just comedy gold.
It's really easy to laugh at him, but the actor plays Kowalski does so flawlessly. My heart aches as I remember dudes like that back in the day. However...poor young bucks, even *I* knew back when I was a SP4 that Foxx was the admin you wanted to make friends with. Soldiers like McKenzie was the one to avoid at all costs. Toxic!
Bro you got to choose your route the books take you! How fucking cool was that? I read them shits twice and got to claim 2 books for my Pizza Hut personal pan pizza!
1974. I was a young Air Force Airmen. I worked with a Senior Master Sergeant Luigi, a BEAUTIFUL woman, in her early 30's. It took her 14 years to make E-8. She was absolutely dumb as a stump....and at the time, was dating the Wing Commander (seriously against the UCMJ). She made Chief a couple of years later.
@@uniqmusiq88 - Yep. She was about 32-33, and SMOKING. It wasn't unheard of for her to invite a young airman to her place for dinner, and then take care of her lady business. I was terrified of her.
Not sure how it is today, but back in the 80s/90s not so uncommon. That's why a good LT will specifically call this out (e.g. no weapons in rooms) prior to when an inspection about to be made. Mad scramble from the barracks to the POVs typically ensues.
The 2003 Army welcomed me to the team in a different way. I was literally beating my face and screaming I wish a was a Ranger within the first 10 minutes at Battalion.
Bring it - We need a great “Oki Stage” episode or at least a color commentary for it. I almost spit out my water when they said all of the Infantry is “gay”, BTW great tag line I’m stealing that one. Semper Fi. Contact me if you need help writing lines.
One night during on training on Salisbury Plains a cadet started to cry for his mother. The training officer was at a loss so he jumped into the trench and gave him a hug! It was so embarrassing. I guess these days it’s par for the course.
At 5:04, is it just me, or does this look like she's doing an imitation of Annie from "Community"? Same mannerisms and facial expressions. She even looks like her
Yeah this is the kind of low performing dream team that I remember from my time. Come to think of it, seems like every team I was on was low performing, weird coincidence!
Like my housing in graduate school. Better than a dorm where you had to share a room with someone else and the bathroom with the whole floor. At least I can cook my food on a stove, ironically no microwave. University housing food was rather bland and got boring after a while.
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Gotta do something about those loud ass BLEEEPS* guys..
Too loud.
Funny upload all the same.
Too poor to pay, but I liked the video and will recommend it to people I know.. but, they poor as fuq too.. my life is sad..
The way Dean got handled by his "wife" was painfull and hilarious at the same time.
OH DEAR GOD, I saw this exact scenario countless times in the Army. Only in the military can a straight guy routinely think (or say out loud) to himself, "Man, he could do SO much better than her!"
Lmao Dean got straight up hoed
Every unit has a dean man
The 2 finger typing got me 😆 Just like how my dad types… watching a badass Vietnam marine vet (‘69) giving his all in each little letter typed is adorable 🤣
So your dad being in Nam in 69, is that how you came to be? It sounds like an epic story
@@globaladdict TF? lol. You can fuck after the military ya know.
@@globaladdictyes his surname is Nguyen
This gives of "the Office Vibe" for vets.. love it
Lol pretty sure that was intended.
Was just thinking this too lol
No shit Sherlock, that was the point 😂
“How to impress black people” 😂😂
it be like that
Ikr
And yet, no answers 😤💺🫡
@@jjcoola998 One answer, Free Chicken and a COD lobby sesh on your console.
@@HarveyArmy Naa g that’s just Americans
“Alright everyone, sit back and let the dean machine show you how’s its f*ckin done” LOVE IT just like the old days 😂
Could you make the cuss beep even louder? With headphones, i am still able to barely hear after a show.
Now you can claim Tinnitus as a disability.
You're welcome 😊
Y’all are a bunch of Sally’s
It’s loud for veterans with years of hearing loss lmao 😂
@@TheMarioMen1 lol. That BEEEEEEP is super charged loud!! Its tolerable on occasion but ridiculous when on repeat. I say just let the words fly!!
Netflix's Space Force should have been written by you guys.
Bro I'm watching space force right now while I just saw this comment just now, watta coincidence!!!
That means you chose to watch this over actively watching Space Force and that says everything you need to know.
@@kadenvolan3557 space force was great. Written by steve carrel it was a fantastic show.
@@sharkoftheskies3256 naw it was pretty bad. Lol
@@Pepe_Le_Pew_Pew naw it was good no cap bruh
An inside look as to why you couldn't ever get shit fixed at finance...
LOL
Seriously
"You about to be a broke b*tch." Lmaoooooo! Canadian here; don't know much about the US Army, but this is some of the funniest stuff I've seen in ages, lol. Definitely going to watch more!
The fact he's using ask is the best part, also Tammy working as an actor wearing her tammy shirt is the best
Bro this shit is so accurate
Facts but don’t say it out loud might offend someone or catch a SHARP case 😂
You got no idea bro
@@MrDoesntUpload001 👀🤣
@@MrDoesntUpload001 As a SHARP rep I can confirm that it's much worse than this. Let that sink in lol
@@murasakiiro447 What do you mean?
4:15 the dude failing to jump up in the background killed me.
IKR? It's those little details that make the show feel real.
That poor captain is trying to hold the whole army together by herself and she's losing that battle haha.
Dean is the walking embodiment of the E4 mafia
It's like the office but military clerks 🤣
Thank you for your service everyone...
thanks I work at domino's
@@rhysstanley7387 than thank u specifically! Without ur service we wouldn’t have decent pizza
19:15 I wasn't ready for The Deer Hunter reference 😂😂😂
*MAO!*
Man, that female CPT... SPOT ON! Love her...
E-1 to E-4 best ranks in the army by far! Lol
I would love to see an episode where they go TDY, that's where things get interesting! Love it
Felt so sorry for Kowalski too, he and Lammers were hitting it off too. Like he was impressing the crap out of her but he has zero idea of what is and isn't appropriate that it is just comedy gold.
I love how this show is barely satire.
This is great 👍 Thank you VET tv. This had me rolling. POG life at it's finest 😝
It's really easy to laugh at him, but the actor plays Kowalski does so flawlessly. My heart aches as I remember dudes like that back in the day. However...poor young bucks, even *I* knew back when I was a SP4 that Foxx was the admin you wanted to make friends with. Soldiers like McKenzie was the one to avoid at all costs. Toxic!
Tammy said: babe? WTF you mean babe 😂 fucking love her
Goosebumps is very well written literature
Bro you got to choose your route the books take you! How fucking cool was that? I read them shits twice and got to claim 2 books for my Pizza Hut personal pan pizza!
10:12 stop it that's so bad it's too good 🤣🤣🤣
Not saying Rose Guess didn't do a good job but Sascha Grey would be perfect for this role.
Can you imagine Vet TV getting into actual porn production 😂 Might be my proudest fap
@@samuelmontypython8381 The military already covertly runs p*rn production.
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Deer hunter reenactment with a semi auto pistol had me rolling! MAO!!
As a black veteran i cant stop laughing at the 1st 3 seconds lol
this is like the office i got 5 mins 40 secs before learning that
That DOD shit had me dying hahaha
This was so good.
it's painful how close this is to reality
playing polish roulette in the dorms to reinact deer hunter?
This should be on TV but I don't think standards and practices would allow it in 2021. Maybe on HBO.
The two finger typing is so accurate 😂
1974. I was a young Air Force Airmen. I worked with a Senior Master Sergeant Luigi, a BEAUTIFUL woman, in her early 30's. It took her 14 years to make E-8. She was absolutely dumb as a stump....and at the time, was dating the Wing Commander (seriously against the UCMJ). She made Chief a couple of years later.
you gotta be fucking kidding me
14 yrs to make E8 is good af. USN
@@uniqmusiq88 - Yep. She was about 32-33, and SMOKING. It wasn't unheard of for her to invite a young airman to her place for dinner, and then take care of her lady business. I was terrified of her.
Guns in the barracks huh lol 😂
Not sure how it is today, but back in the 80s/90s not so uncommon. That's why a good LT will specifically call this out (e.g. no weapons in rooms) prior to when an inspection about to be made. Mad scramble from the barracks to the POVs typically ensues.
The 2003 Army welcomed me to the team in a different way. I was literally beating my face and screaming I wish a was a Ranger within the first 10 minutes at Battalion.
This is like a far better version of the Office
Totally.
This is why my leave form keeps getting lost
I love these so much 😂😂😂😂
.. I needed that hug when I found out jiffy peanut butter never existed..
😢😢😢
The deer hunter reference at the end was fucking hilarious MOW
Whats funny is how real this is
Goosebumps 🤣🤣
SGT Cortez has her in his contacts as "KEN-Z SMASH". buhahahaha lmao
I love this Shit I’ve lost count how many times I’ve seen these role at every unit
Seems pretty accurate for a day at the 82nd
This is hilarious af
Corn nuts was part of my food group
I dunno how this ended up in my recommended but I had some good laughs
Should get Gary Owens on one episode, even tho he was Navy, would be get to have someone who's a vet and someone who is a celebrity
I just got out. I would love to be on this program 😩
17:40 had me weak 😂
Same😭😭😭😭
She was eye banging him pretty hard in ep.1
Dude those loud ass beeps are giving me tinnitus
That’s why we need those 3M earplugs…
Bring it - We need a great “Oki Stage” episode or at least a color commentary for it. I almost spit out my water when they said all of the Infantry is “gay”, BTW great tag line I’m stealing that one. Semper Fi. Contact me if you need help writing lines.
One night during on training on Salisbury Plains a cadet started to cry for his mother. The training officer was at a loss so he jumped into the trench and gave him a hug! It was so embarrassing. I guess these days it’s par for the course.
@1:19 lmao
When this gets monetized without issue but not literally ANY family friendly gun content...
The SINBAD reference had me 💀😂
3:31 me every day of my life
Y'all should do recruitment videos 🤣
Where do I sign up!?
Haha man I was at Golden Coral and me and the meat cutter guy tried not to laugh when he was cutting my sausage.
BRO 😂😂😂😂
Dean looks like Thad Castle. Has he ever been to Bosnia?
At 5:04, is it just me, or does this look like she's doing an imitation of Annie from "Community"? Same mannerisms and facial expressions. She even looks like her
Amazing deer hunter reference.
The capt reminds me of my mti in basic
Yup
14:40 LMFAO
McKenzie gonna be SMA by year 10 at this rate
Great episode!
Yeah this is the kind of low performing dream team that I remember from my time. Come to think of it, seems like every team I was on was low performing, weird coincidence!
I don't see this episode on my VetTV subscription!
I am in love with Rachel Alig.
Golden
B******t! Too many people remember Shazaam for it to not exist. I refuse to believe that it didn't exist.
I remember it. It was with Sinbad. Though I thought it was Kazaam or so
This was so cold
Why does Lammers always talk like she's reading from a script all the time? Lol
Did anyone notice their neck structure on the first two women? Absolute beast apparently 😂
bleep, bleep, bleep, ohhh and wait another BLEEEPPPP!!!!!
I am quite mystified at this revelation
You gotta stay strooooong little buddy
Had me at DoD lol
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I would love to know how none veterans think about these videos. I think they are hilarious. I knew some wives JUST LIKE THAT.
We've got a few civilians that enjoy our stuff. They don't always get it, but they like it either way
I dont know half the shit thats going on, but shits funny to me
@@VETTvchannel we use to make our CO crazy when did racist jokes to each all day.
I've no idea.Unfortunately was Airborne Infantry.LOL
Dudes be thinking with they second heads
My god this one hurt on a strange kind of level lmao.
Sharing rooms? our barracks was like a 2 bedroom apartment with a shared bathroom and kitchen
Shared rooms still exist man be glad you didn't experience them 😂
Like my housing in graduate school. Better than a dorm where you had to share a room with someone else and the bathroom with the whole floor. At least I can cook my food on a stove, ironically no microwave. University housing food was rather bland and got boring after a while.
Season 2 when?
Is there a way to watch this with quieter bleeps?
Goottaaaa stay sttrrronnnng buddy. LMAO
HAHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS AWESOME!!!!!
Shazam existed, I know who tf Shaq is.
Na bruh. It's hard I know bruh. But you gotta fave reality at some point man. It was Shaq
She makes the perfect dependa.
They should make a military based show called The HQ
Too accurate
Wheels up, rings off.
on the other hand. I couldn't find easily other military related channels.