They did a good job, but they didn't get it completely right. There was no scene with her in the commissary, wearing sweat pants with a period stain in the back. Oh, and she should have threatened to call the Colonel's 1st Sgt at some point.
@@tidefanyankee2428 What Colonel you ever seen has a 1st Sgt? Come on they’re Battalion commanders you knowing CSMs with them. You must’ve meant Captain.
Watching this made me laugh but it also pissed me off at the same time. The problem is that the military takes serious relationships and turns them into parodies in real-time. You'll come home from deployment and find out your wife has locked you out of your own home and is sleeping with some guy in your bed. When you confront her about it, she'll take out a restraining order and file for divorce. Once she has taken half your money and caused you to lose most of your friends after convincing everyone of what a terrible guy you are, she'll ask you to take her back because she blew through all the divorce money.
I always tell anyone in the military that is going in or new to learn from my mistake and never ever under any circumstances get married in the military! This is not just a possibility, it's going to happen
Former Army Special Forces. This thing actually happens alot, trust me i know but i'm over it. Currently out here chilling with my real family my new wife and her son and 2 dogs. Me and her son get along, like he's my own.😎👍
As a 22 yo Corporal I was picked up at a bar by a gal in her early thirties near Camp Lejune. I'm in her car and she tells me to duck when we get close to her house. She pulls in the garage and we go in the house. There are pics all over the place of her and her hubby who was a Gunny. I felt bad but she was my ride home so I did what I had to...
@@mikahong That's nothing imagine dating a woman who is actually married but she never tells you. There are wayyyyyy worse stories about cheating wives that some poor souls were roped in.
@@ErikPT I mean like I said many ppl scam foreigners. It's a very common case here in the Philippines. Husbands are either abusive or looking the other way if it means potential $$$. No disrespect to my fellow countrymen but I cant deny the reality.
If your story is true, and you engaged in an intimate or otherwise inappropriate relationship with her knowing she was married then you sir are a Grade A POS. As for the woman, she is a damned succubus.
Bruh I got almost the same story in the Army, I was an E2, 20 years old I met a 37 year old woman in a club, we danced and stuff, then went back to her trailer there was a patrol cap with an E7 rank. I was like whose is that?? 😮 She said my husband's. I was so ready to go tho.....so.......whoops!
I have herd many an officer say "I'm an officer I can afford it. " The only fake part about this was the wife swap news crew. You didn't need to sign up to wife swap. You more of just found out after the fact that it had allready happened.
I remember back in the day when I was an E-4 and snuck away in the motor pool to take a leak behind a truck during an FRG event (long story). Looked up and saw the CDR's wife smoking and staring at me the whole time. She smiled and gave me a wink. 21 year old me was too scared at the time to pipe that. If only I could time travel....
@@christopherh6431 oh no my guy… they may have told you that but I promise you those weren’t strap ons that were pegging you! Never fall for the blindfold 😂🤦🏼♂️
Dude I'm a Lance corporal Marine and was given a handy in a bar by a captains wife in the Navy. But I had to decline anything further due to a possible NJP. Officers wives love the enlisted for some reason. I love your channel.
@@aprilgeneric8027My bad. I meant captain. In the Marines the same insignia is colonel. The naval ranking system is bizarre in comparison to Marine Corps. I fixed the typo lol.
Try Taylor Tomson. One of the very few female comics who is naturally hilarious. Doesn't make her stand up all about sex or anything like that. She actually has set up, good delivery and well placed punch lines.
Lol the humor on this is real. No care for offense on people is the best kind. People never got mad at this type of comedy back on the day. Glad you brought it back.
Good laugh - my ex-wife (newlywed) literally got a thank-you note from another squadron after I returned from a 6 month deployment to Japan that then turned into Desert Shield/Storm for another 7 months. Blessed to have a good Command Master Chief and friends back home who got me OUT of that marriage upon return... she was gone and I kept my MONEY and Sanity.
Jessica Mandala and Rachel Alig, I cherish you both for the THOUSANDS of dollars a year you are foregoing by resisting the temptation to go the OnlyFans route. 😅
One of my buddies had this exact looking dependa as a neighbor way back in the black & white days of the world around 2009 or so. She had been busted cheating while her Active Duty husband was away, word had got to him while in Iraq 'surging', and afterwards she had even moved her little boyfriend (weirdly, he wasn't another soldier) into his house with their kids while he was still deployed. They were 'separated', but still married and she was still in DEERS, etc. so when he got killed downrange a couple months later my buddy got to watch the Casualty Notification team come by on a Saturday and notify her (and her boyfriend, standing next to her at the door) that her spouse had been KIA. Of course, she received all benefits, pay and other bennies that any spouse of an Active Duty casualty would expect. Every now and then I think about her, and earnestly hope that the diabetes has cost her a foot by now, or that her current relationship is abusively toxic.
Basic housing, it seems all so easy esp as a kid.. like the American dream but way too quick. They get ahead of themselves because both sides cheating are still adolescent minded… time and time again
Came across this totally by chance-never heard of it. At first I was WTF is this? Never been in the military so there’s plenty that goes over my head but mostly I’m busting a gut watching this stuff. This channel is funny AF! 😂
I know this video is a throwback, regardless I shared this with a few “folks” at a “ship” who just got back from deployment-and cured their spicy sadness, thank you VETTV!
One time I was sent over to one of our younger members --on base home-- there was a small little path in between all the empty bags of fast food---kids running around in dirty diapers---I gave him 48 hours!!!!!! He did a good job cleaning up and not only did he give his kids a bath---him and his wife got cleaned up too!!!!!!! MARVELOUS!!!!!!! 😂❤😂
Offensive, yet on-point! *A masterpiece.* Ropes shot into the plant? It's like you read my diary... if I kept one. Haven't written a word since I dropped out of 3rd grade to study Tire Theft with Uncle Ricky!
Oh sweet merciful Odin I have so many memories from my childhood oh I remember growing up on Ft. Riley visiting family friends of my family oh the stories I would hear and the stuff I would see
@ 13:00 minutes! 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I'M ABOUT TO BUST!" "I'MA BOUT TO NUT!" She just Graped the hell out of that man. Some body needs to call the police and report a Grape😭😭😭
It truly is hey. I was a gf to a guy in the army and man did I see some stuff. I used to ask his friends "why do you even bother having a gf if you are never faithfull?" And they could never give me a proper answer. It still baffles me if I'm honest. One of the guys was married but yeah that didn't last long.
@@ThroatGoatNancyA lot of it comes down to just being young. Young men want to be faithful, but can't. Old men want to be unfaithful, but can't. That's a quote from Oscar Wide.
I'm curious, do they know that the shirt used at 10:40 was originally based on (made for) a real person. A guy, trucker with the same body type, blond but with less hair... And the story takes place in. North Carolina 😅 There's now way it is just a coincidence because that would be crazy...
it goes everywhere, I'm from Portugal and I always saw the big jay and the rest of the group. Globalization of ments maniacs all over the world even in north korea .
I’ll tell ya what got me.. when the Col. laying on the floor and the fat chick in the bed.. WHO EVER DECIDED TO NOT PUT PILLOW CASES ON THE PILLOWS.. that attention to detail is spot on! Had me LOL
What would you do if you ended up on Military Spouse Swap?
www.veterantv.com
Probably just use administrative violence and the Popp method of dyvorce
Don't want a spouse and don't need one. No tag chaser is gonna get my magic green paper.
@@coldbluesteel9946 Ata Boy
join the ukrainian military ;)
Welllllll....the NCO's wife would be one DXed dependa as soon as I could safely pop smoke!
The enlisted wife was so spot on it was scary!
They did a good job, but they didn't get it completely right. There was no scene with her in the commissary, wearing sweat pants with a period stain in the back. Oh, and she should have threatened to call the Colonel's 1st Sgt at some point.
@@tidefanyankee2428 what commissary or base you visiting lmao 😂
@@TheMarioMen1 I've seen what I described in many, take your pick.
I agree with you sir
@@tidefanyankee2428 What Colonel you ever seen has a 1st Sgt? Come on they’re Battalion commanders you knowing CSMs with them. You must’ve meant Captain.
Watching this made me laugh but it also pissed me off at the same time. The problem is that the military takes serious relationships and turns them into parodies in real-time. You'll come home from deployment and find out your wife has locked you out of your own home and is sleeping with some guy in your bed. When you confront her about it, she'll take out a restraining order and file for divorce. Once she has taken half your money and caused you to lose most of your friends after convincing everyone of what a terrible guy you are, she'll ask you to take her back because she blew through all the divorce money.
That's not just the military, that's women in general
Stop getting married.
I always tell anyone in the military that is going in or new to learn from my mistake and never ever under any circumstances get married in the military! This is not just a possibility, it's going to happen
@@noneya3679 If the military wanted you married, they would have issued you one.
That's just how women are these days
Absolutely COULD NOT get a better portrayal of the SSG’s wife!! Trailer trash Tammy was born for that role!!!
COL reading a leadership book ignoring his wife. LMAO
He’s not worried about her, because he’s banging his LCpl admin clerk at the office.
Holy shit, reminds me of my dad and his 'pearls of wisdom' lectures. Not the mom part though, thankfully.
I love that tammy is in this, shes the perfect fit for a dependa hahaha
she is gr8'
And by "dependa haha", he means "dependapotomus."
🤣🤣🤣
Crazy thing is when I was in we had a neighbor named Sammy and she legit looked and sounded like the brunette version of Tammy.
I know right!
100%
She opened the door, "Yea I already signed up for direct deposit", I died
That's what she'd WANT lol
No, she didn't
Just don’t suck start a 12gauge over a cheating spouse! Words of a wise man!
The best way to get over someone is to get under or on top of someone else
@@TheNightOwl11683 far too many good Marines Soldiers Sailors have painted the wallpaper with their own greymatter over some dependa cheaters
Yeah don't suck start it just do yourself a favor and make sure the front end is pointed at the cheating spouse before you start it.
You’re not fucking lying…
Start suck the spouse for sure though
Former Army Special Forces. This thing actually happens alot, trust me i know but i'm over it. Currently out here chilling with my real family my new wife and her son and 2 dogs. Me and her son get along, like he's my own.😎👍
Yo that's a beautiful life story. I appreciate that and enjoy your life brother.
That's awesome to hear. Love your son and take good care of him!
Heck yeah man 👍
Lol sound like my dad
Former Marine. Glad to hear, fellow servicemembers are doing well after the service.
The chick playing the dependapotamus was crazy funny lol, just like the real deal lol. This is great, I love it.
Chelcie Lynn
As a 22 yo Corporal I was picked up at a bar by a gal in her early thirties near Camp Lejune. I'm in her car and she tells me to duck when we get close to her house. She pulls in the garage and we go in the house. There are pics all over the place of her and her hubby who was a Gunny. I felt bad but she was my ride home so I did what I had to...
Bruh
@@mikahong That's nothing imagine dating a woman who is actually married but she never tells you. There are wayyyyyy worse stories about cheating wives that some poor souls were roped in.
@@ErikPT I mean like I said many ppl scam foreigners. It's a very common case here in the Philippines. Husbands are either abusive or looking the other way if it means potential $$$. No disrespect to my fellow countrymen but I cant deny the reality.
If your story is true, and you engaged in an intimate or otherwise inappropriate relationship with her knowing she was married then you sir are a Grade A POS. As for the woman, she is a damned succubus.
Bruh I got almost the same story in the Army, I was an E2, 20 years old I met a 37 year old woman in a club, we danced and stuff, then went back to her trailer there was a patrol cap with an E7 rank. I was like whose is that?? 😮 She said my husband's. I was so ready to go tho.....so.......whoops!
The military has a spouse swap program… it’s called deployment
I have herd many an officer say "I'm an officer I can afford it. " The only fake part about this was the wife swap news crew. You didn't need to sign up to wife swap. You more of just found out after the fact that it had allready happened.
What's with the wife swap crap? It's fucking weird.
She’s deserves a damn academy award for that dependa performance!!!!! I’ve never seen a more perfect acting job.
The colonel with no combat patch is killing me lmao
I remember back in the day when I was an E-4 and snuck away in the motor pool to take a leak behind a truck during an FRG event (long story). Looked up and saw the CDR's wife smoking and staring at me the whole time. She smiled and gave me a wink. 21 year old me was too scared at the time to pipe that. If only I could time travel....
That would have been a killer story man...I feel blue balled for you! Lol
She knew you were in a stalemate lol.
The enlisted man, the officer's wives "forbidden fruit".
Many memories like that in my twenties.....live n learn
Part of the fun was probably her knowing you wouldn't do anything.
“I’m about to bust!!”
“Ima go make a toaster strudel you want one?”
God damn this shits hilarious
The crazy thing is this really happens in the Military lol
Seriously ? I can't imagine this really happening.
@@rahulkumar-hz5xt bruh
@@rahulkumar-hz5xt there are secret swing parties sssssshhhhhhhh!
@@christopherh6431 oh no my guy… they may have told you that but I promise you those weren’t strap ons that were pegging you! Never fall for the blindfold 😂🤦🏼♂️
What's even crazier is that this isn't even crazy. This is pretty normal or abnormal depending on how you look at it.
Woke Libs: Everyone gets a trophy!
Jody: Everyone gets a go with the trophy!
“I get it he died honorably” 😂 that’s so fucked
Love that the colonel brought his golf clubs with him.
Dude I'm a Lance corporal Marine and was given a handy in a bar by a captains wife in the Navy. But I had to decline anything further due to a possible NJP. Officers wives love the enlisted for some reason. I love your channel.
Ereeehhhh
i was not aware the navy had colonels there, Lance.
@@aprilgeneric8027My bad. I meant captain. In the Marines the same insignia is colonel. The naval ranking system is bizarre in comparison to Marine Corps. I fixed the typo lol.
Enlisted guys are forbidden fruit for the officer's wives.
@@tidefanyankee2428 staff nco wives same same
I once spent a night in the county jail with my entire fireteam thanks to my soldier's crazy wife. Good times.
Do tell! Sounds like an amazing time!
Speech speech speech speech! May have to turn reply notifications on for this one.
Dude don't drop a bombshell without giving us the tea.
Hooah!
What's the story? Cmon
4 NJP’s and still made E-6? Damn! That soldier’s a rock star!
I love how he marked his territory!
That's....one way to put it
another way to put it is that the they both screwed eachother's wives
Well the officer kinda got r4p3d
@@robinderoos1166 Which one though?
@@robinderoos1166 pretty much yeah, nobody really considers that context unless the genders were reversed, but yeah thats what happened lol...
If the military wanted y'all to get married they would've issued spouses! Stay clear of the big M until free!
200% My route, fuck around and chill while in it then settle when I'm out.
Seen and heard far too much of this shit to attempt it...
Don’t get married in civilian life either!! Way overrated.
Aside from the movie Jarhead, this is the most accurate portrayal of the military ive ever seen
He must've stole those clubs from an AF colonel on the way over.
sheeeeit, even chairforce enlisted play golf
@@mannvsfood Damn right we do. What else are we gonna do with all that land they marked off for firing range?
Obviously almost all female comedians are horrendous, but Chelcie Lynn is always on point, gritty, and hilarious.
Try Taylor Tomson. One of the very few female comics who is naturally hilarious. Doesn't make her stand up all about sex or anything like that. She actually has set up, good delivery and well placed punch lines.
You should watch Always Sunny. Kaitlyn Olsen is hilarious as fk
Who is the other female?
@@aliquidgaming1068 yooo whaattt 😂Taylor Tomson is horrendously unfunny
Lol the humor on this is real. No care for offense on people is the best kind. People never got mad at this type of comedy back on the day. Glad you brought it back.
No wife swap segment needed. This situation is very common. If you got kids, get a DNA test and have a mental health professional on stand-by.
Disgusting video truth served. Spouse cheating and dear Johns not joke. Nothing to glorify. Seen the aftermath.
Boy you might as well get fitted for camie's now hahaha!!! She was awesome in this!
Good laugh - my ex-wife (newlywed) literally got a thank-you note from another squadron after I returned from a 6 month deployment to Japan that then turned into Desert Shield/Storm for another 7 months. Blessed to have a good Command Master Chief and friends back home who got me OUT of that marriage upon return... she was gone and I kept my MONEY and Sanity.
When he grabbed that second helping of hamburger helper-- I lost it!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was sent to an Officers house one time and his wife answered in full Dominatrix gear. I wasn't the expected guest. Awkward lol
Yo wtf 😂
Jessica Mandala alone is worth a membership anywhere. Just simply wow.
I had flash backs to junior enlisted base housing and my friends house.
“I get it, he died honorably.” 😂
Trophy Wife? Must have been a participation trophy...
lol this is great. You guys really do capture military culture well
15:45 - average specialist coming home after a deployment
“I set up direct deposit, safe travels!” 😂😂💀💀
Right when I saw Tammy I got excited for this episode. 😂
Most of us aren't vets yet we love this shit lol
You are not wrong
Yet, yet
That full bird has a 1st Cav Patch but I promise there's no damn on post housing that nice for enlisted folks at Hood
We didn't have the budget for the set of District 9 so
@@VETTvchannel cheaper to film on location probably or find a shanty town that's close to the nearest set of railroad tracks.
@@VETTvchannel lower enlisted on-post housing at Hood its on par with a trailer park outside of Fort Bragg.
Barracks are nice there tho
Ahh, life in Fayetteville...Brings back so many memories....
AATW All American
Damn I’m living that sergeants life
Mine is even worse damn
Now everyone can understand why the officers and enlisted don't fraternize
Why were all of my buddies wives fat when I was in the Corps?
They swallowed a lot of aggression...and pizza
I dont know why this specific one was sent to me but it was a primer to help me stop thinking about a specific woman I had feelings for.
This is such BS...O-6 NEVER carries his own golf clubs lol GREAT VIDEO
Squaring away the entry way drew your attention to the potted plant 😂 the writing you guys!
One way to plant the "seed"
Jessica Mandala and Rachel Alig, I cherish you both for the THOUSANDS of dollars a year you are foregoing by resisting the temptation to go the OnlyFans route. 😅
soon
@@aceous99 I'll keep watching their videos, I'll just see them in a less glamorous light.
Sexy babes 👙
Bro most married enlisted men have the most rattiest looking wives 😂
Officer wife has a Riley Reid look... next episode "Officer finds out trophy wife has an Only Fans..."
Imagine if they really did this and how quick leadership will tighten tf up and treat our troops right
It does happen
She's actually a top G ! And she has men that want her! She's funny confident and intelligent. Great 👍 content.
Lmfaoooo she has comedy content I forgot her name but her reels used to come up all the time and she captured the small town mood so god damn well
I wonder how many times 0:50-0:53 has been replayed so far.
or 11:05
One of my buddies had this exact looking dependa as a neighbor way back in the black & white days of the world around 2009 or so. She had been busted cheating while her Active Duty husband was away, word had got to him while in Iraq 'surging', and afterwards she had even moved her little boyfriend (weirdly, he wasn't another soldier) into his house with their kids while he was still deployed.
They were 'separated', but still married and she was still in DEERS, etc. so when he got killed downrange a couple months later my buddy got to watch the Casualty Notification team come by on a Saturday and notify her (and her boyfriend, standing next to her at the door) that her spouse had been KIA. Of course, she received all benefits, pay and other bennies that any spouse of an Active Duty casualty would expect.
Every now and then I think about her, and earnestly hope that the diabetes has cost her a foot by now, or that her current relationship is abusively toxic.
Having been through it and watching others. Why anyone would get married while in the military is beyond me...
For the same reasons we all joined in the first place...we're fucking morons
Basic housing, it seems all so easy esp as a kid.. like the American dream but way too quick. They get ahead of themselves because both sides cheating are still adolescent minded… time and time again
Came across this totally by chance-never heard of it. At first I was WTF is this? Never been in the military so there’s plenty that goes over my head but mostly I’m busting a gut watching this stuff. This channel is funny AF! 😂
13:20 is the most sorry i felt for another guy
I😂
The first weekend after a unit deploys the E Club is packed!
I know this video is a throwback, regardless I shared this with a few “folks” at a “ship” who just got back from deployment-and cured their spicy sadness, thank you VETTV!
One time I was sent over to one of our younger members --on base home-- there was a small little path in between all the empty bags of fast food---kids running around in dirty diapers---I gave him 48 hours!!!!!! He did a good job cleaning up and not only did he give his kids a bath---him and his wife got cleaned up too!!!!!!! MARVELOUS!!!!!!! 😂❤😂
I saw this a lot in the trailer park outside of Jacksonville NC.
@13:00 was about the most traumatic moment I’ve ever seen in a video ….
Really lol? Not when he j*Zoe’s on the plant? That was straight lynchian horror
1:01 unopened quart of Fireball sitting on the counter LMAO!
0:45 this officer’s wife part is more accurate than Chris Kyle, on seven shots of Black Rifle Coffee in church…..
"I don't even get the greeting of the day?" HAHAHA!!! I always f*ckin' hated that sh*t!!!
Man I can't believe i'm just finding this VET tv.
That guy plays a TOD to perfection.
omg these officer and enlisted stereotype tropes are on point.
dude that enlisted wife needs to chill out with literally everything she's doing. scary..
As a resident of Syracuse, I can confirm that yes, all the sorority girls look and act like that
Offensive, yet on-point!
*A masterpiece.*
Ropes shot into the plant? It's like you read my diary... if I kept one.
Haven't written a word since I dropped out of 3rd grade to study Tire Theft with Uncle Ricky!
Oh sweet merciful Odin I have so many memories from my childhood oh I remember growing up on Ft. Riley visiting family friends of my family oh the stories I would hear and the stuff I would see
4 NJPs and he still made staff? Army don't give a fuck lol
All my enlisted bosses have article 15s. I’m an E-5 new to the unit without any and I’m frowned upon.
Lmfao real service members have NJPs
@ 13:00 minutes! 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I'M ABOUT TO BUST!" "I'MA BOUT TO NUT!" She just Graped the hell out of that man. Some body needs to call the police and report a Grape😭😭😭
Lmao 🤣 Rick tried to leave a day early 🤣🤣
This is sad and disgraceful
It truly is hey. I was a gf to a guy in the army and man did I see some stuff. I used to ask his friends "why do you even bother having a gf if you are never faithfull?" And they could never give me a proper answer. It still baffles me if I'm honest. One of the guys was married but yeah that didn't last long.
@@ThroatGoatNancyA lot of it comes down to just being young. Young men want to be faithful, but can't. Old men want to be unfaithful, but can't. That's a quote from Oscar Wide.
@@YeseniaV92 that is packed full of wisdom
I'm curious, do they know that the shirt used at 10:40 was originally based on (made for) a real person. A guy, trucker with the same body type, blond but with less hair... And the story takes place in. North Carolina 😅
There's now way it is just a coincidence because that would be crazy...
it goes everywhere, I'm from Portugal and I always saw the big jay and the rest of the group. Globalization of ments maniacs all over the world even in north korea .
I love that the officer has the same last name as I do
Your callsign is “Master,” right? Lolol
Haven't laughed this hard in a minute 🤣😂
I didn’t know you guys started doing documentaries
Brad Rodgers, 6 Civilian kills 😂😂😂
32 chews got me.😂
I’ll tell ya what got me.. when the Col. laying on the floor and the fat chick in the bed.. WHO EVER DECIDED TO NOT PUT PILLOW CASES ON THE PILLOWS.. that attention to detail is spot on! Had me LOL
the character development 😅😅😅 this is ART
This has to be the best channel I’ve ever subscribed to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Atleast everyone Is now happy😊
Marine Corps version would be almost the same thing except the Landwhale is even bigger!😆
Nice touch with the golf clubs, that's hilarious 2:46
That Delray misfits shirt always wins
Omg Chelcie Lynn! Great casting!
LMAO. Accurate on all accounts.
I like a story with a happy ending, or two, or three...
And every adult now has crabs🤣.
10:41
Is she a Jay Masters fan by any chance?
It sick it piss
Feel cold
Tammy is a perfectly cast character