What Your Monster Hunter Weapon Says About You

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  • @CaptainAstronaut
    @CaptainAstronaut  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2890

    I realized while writing this that a lot of these jokes are outdated with Monster Hunter World and Rise...
    Anyways, Thanks for Watching! And don't forget to SUBSCRIBE!
    I stream Monster Hunter every Monday right here on TH-cam!!

    • @genericname2593
      @genericname2593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah greatsword is very simple in monster hunter world

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@genericname2593 it still takes a master to be really good at it, timing is still key and allot of noobs dont use the weapon because of it, I myself mailed it in world whereas I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole b4 hand (gen ultimate being an exception because of valorous style but the port of that came out after world so my point is still valid)

    • @hidfm22
      @hidfm22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This post is approved by classic gameplay monster hunter gang

    • @marcoasturias8520
      @marcoasturias8520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Does the mean that there will be a Rise edition?

    • @sebasthiannunez7880
      @sebasthiannunez7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Time for part two

  • @michaelread328
    @michaelread328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11703

    To my fellow gunlance users, all 3 of you, I'm glad we finally got some recognition.

    • @steelothezero5649
      @steelothezero5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      I only saw three of you so i guess this confirms it.

    • @NoahHalfSquid
      @NoahHalfSquid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +435

      Hah! You think you're endangered? Well we're in the same boat pal!
      -Hunting Horn Gang

    • @Antiredcreature
      @Antiredcreature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Im a gunlance player too!

    • @cherrycherry4313
      @cherrycherry4313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Eyo we 5 now wanna go vros

    • @jonnywtf3039
      @jonnywtf3039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yo

  • @remis8623
    @remis8623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7260

    Guys the Charge Blade isn't that complicated, all you gotta do is- *11 months later* -And that's how you charge your shield

    • @edgyperson9589
      @edgyperson9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      In world and rise it’s actually one of the easiest weapons to learn in my opinion. Idk about earlier games tho

    • @pislik814
      @pislik814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +765

      @@edgyperson9589 Most disrespectful comment against a charge blade main

    • @THEJEYDRICK9
      @THEJEYDRICK9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      I never read the tutorials for the chargeblade, I've just spammed all the buttons till I became the ultimate MHW CB Chad user since MH Ultimate 3

    • @mosesborras3221
      @mosesborras3221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@THEJEYDRICK9 charge Blade is not in monster hunter 3u

    • @THEJEYDRICK9
      @THEJEYDRICK9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mosesborras3221 well it was a long time ago but I really can't remember wth else I used in the game.

  • @azmoazmoazmo
    @azmoazmoazmo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4008

    "Gunlance."
    Me: O finally my kin-
    "You do not exist."
    Me: *disappears*

    • @FyreEagle
      @FyreEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      "You do not exist."
      Me: AAAH----

    • @alexmurphy5115
      @alexmurphy5115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      “You do not exist.”
      Me “ah the sweet release of dea”

    • @milanmalfait9914
      @milanmalfait9914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Gunlance:
      You like standing your ground in front of the most daunting foes, but unlike Lance, you are the patient type. "Shields are nice, but not if they engender passivity", Bloodborne said. However, you are NOT passive: you are just waiting for opportunities to set your foes ablaze, and God knows you only live for these very moments.

    • @PoPFopskyX3
      @PoPFopskyX3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      completely unrelated note: i think its in baldurs gate where you can talk to an npc, and if you convince thay npc he is not real, he sinply disapears.

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@PoPFopskyX3 Lmaooo WTF

  • @kersikai5687
    @kersikai5687 ปีที่แล้ว +1240

    As an insect glaive main, I believe insect glaive is for people who aren't patient enough to wait for openings, but have noticed the monster's back is usually open.

    • @rileydavidson180
      @rileydavidson180 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      You are correct. We're also babies and Insect Glaive is the MH equivalent of dangling keys in front of our faces.

    • @cccreaturefeature
      @cccreaturefeature ปีที่แล้ว +105

      As an insect glaive main (prior, anyways), for me it's the ADHD.

    • @sentpain8354
      @sentpain8354 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@cccreaturefeature LMAO FELT

    • @moonlight_melmo1310
      @moonlight_melmo1310 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yesss 😂😂❤❤❤ I agree

    • @ianluk8855
      @ianluk8855 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      For me it's being able to move literally anywhere. Y'all can't get to the head? I got a freaking vault babyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @muthafoca9409
    @muthafoca9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    "Gunlance player do not exist"
    HOW DARE YOU!? There are dozen of us! DOZENS!

    • @an0bserver2000
      @an0bserver2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +538

      we live in a society where there are now more hunting horn players than gunlance players

    • @darien5257
      @darien5257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@an0bserver2000 hopefully rise may change that

    • @OwenOrNewo
      @OwenOrNewo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Aerial GL player representing. Boy is it bad but man is it fun with Evade Extender!

    • @zephyrdelight3411
      @zephyrdelight3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I will be using my favorite weapons Switch Axe, Gunlance, HBG can't wait

    • @olivermatthews1009
      @olivermatthews1009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We have our own subreddit lol

  • @leviacrus
    @leviacrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2326

    As a sword and shield main I have a superiority complex and an inferiority complex at the same time

    • @rockySP4S
      @rockySP4S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      As an sns main i could not have put it better myself.

    • @karuflan9215
      @karuflan9215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Same

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Charge Blade: Chad
      Switch Axe: Tyrone
      SnS: The go getter that starts off with nothing, but works hard to come out on top

    • @ggwellplay9918
      @ggwellplay9918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same bro

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Huh. Not just me.

  • @deviljoe1750
    @deviljoe1750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1757

    “You like being stepped on...
    By the monster!”
    Look, I did not need to be called out twice by a single sentence

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "Joke's on you, I'm into that shit and it's my job!"
      As a tank/support player... yeah.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rararasputin8608 Do i spy another Hammer Main Support?

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dreamwolf7302 Monster Hunter-wise, I'm a Hunting Horn guy. For some reason I end up as support. TF2? Medic. D&D? Tank and/or Healer. But I get the struggle, bro.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rararasputin8608 I main the hammer, with Wide Range, because i suck at Hunting Horn.
      When i play solo, i use LBG, or SnS, depending who i am fighting.
      DnD, i am./..forever DM...

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dreamwolf7302 As the fates align, sadly.

  • @lazyspartan5401
    @lazyspartan5401 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    As a great sword user this is extremely accurate. I only land like 30% of my hits every fight and somehow always manage to kill the monster

    • @zeroderorero3948
      @zeroderorero3948 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I mean, that 30% is about a 10th of the monster's hp on every hit, the fact it can miss so easily is what makes the Great sword balanced (or so i think)

    • @Ace2014Ace
      @Ace2014Ace ปีที่แล้ว +82

      30% that's above average for most GS mains.

    • @itsukarine
      @itsukarine ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Ace2014Ace listen pal, im gonna enjoy my TCS whether the big boy's head is there or not.

    • @rodclarence4147
      @rodclarence4147 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My only saving grace is the overhead>sling burst>tcs

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@itsukarineSome times I TCS just to see it

  • @squibbles_
    @squibbles_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    We insect glaive players stray further from the ground with every new release.
    soon, we shall reach the final frontier of space-

    • @foreveruseless1292
      @foreveruseless1292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Hell yeah

    • @renzo2able
      @renzo2able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      ur going to invade rathalos it's territory

    • @marcusgo6784
      @marcusgo6784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@renzo2able no where going to valstrax city

    • @DracosKasurani
      @DracosKasurani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@renzo2able Rathalos in space, don't worry we will get it down for you

    • @rain8767
      @rain8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      We insect glaive users fear no monster, but the only thing that scares us is the arc shot(rain of rocks) from bow users.

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    Hunting Horn: the support character that almost nobody wants to be, but everyone wants one in the party. When a hunting Horn main joins the party, then it's a real party.

    • @kevinlopezobrien5366
      @kevinlopezobrien5366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Doot Squad for life

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      TF2 Medic speaking here, and I can confirm.

    • @smtrop
      @smtrop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Until Rise made the horn S tier, easy to use, and OBSCENELY powerful

    • @zactaylor2376
      @zactaylor2376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Too bad I play Solo ALWAYS. Great sword for me till I rot

    • @sleepyppl4286
      @sleepyppl4286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i’ve seen so many more hunting horn players in rise then any other game i’ve played (i’ve only played like 3 games though) honestly i really like that they made hunting horn simpler in rise

  • @UltimateHalG
    @UltimateHalG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    “Insect Glaive. The floor is lava-”
    Me: “Floor? What is this...’floor’ you speak of?”

    • @hadrieneverard8121
      @hadrieneverard8121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      More like "sorry I don't speak floor"

    • @rampantbuckler818
      @rampantbuckler818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      whats floor? all I know is mount

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What is this concept you speak of?

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It's that thing I'm stuck on between combos while playing Dual Blade. If I can help it, then I spend more time in the air spinning along a monster's back than I do there. I've seen you glaive people in action but no idea how you get that air time.

    • @rampantbuckler818
      @rampantbuckler818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Japaneseanimeguy i saw someone spend 20 seconds in the air and was amazed since last time I played a MH game was MH4U and you could only bounce once wih glaive

  • @rex74t
    @rex74t ปีที่แล้ว +1346

    As an Insect Glaive main I can confirm that he’s 110% correct

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      As an insect glaive main, it's more like "The floor is lava, you are french, AND the floor is paying taxes."

    • @tekken.universal2343
      @tekken.universal2343 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@heheheiamderpmatter375 wtf you talking about i don't stay in air more than 2 seconds and that's only when monsters toss me around

    • @fuzrot8022
      @fuzrot8022 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oui oui, but I'm not french. I also fear the ground, for I am afraid of heights!

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@fuzrot8022 I have antiacrophobia. Basically, the fear of low down spaces.

    • @sandyfyffe6849
      @sandyfyffe6849 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ​@@tekken.universal2343 then you're definitely not doing it right my guy lol. Get the airborne ability, and pair it with a glaive. Personally, I prefer my dual blades, but the glaive is a pretty close second.

  • @fidelcatto4732
    @fidelcatto4732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    While you were "having fun" I studied the charge blade tips fedora

    • @Rat_Fบcker
      @Rat_Fบcker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Studied the charge blade

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1401

    “You don’t exist. Nobody plays the gunlance”
    Me, a dedicated solo gunlance main: *cries in Wyvern’s fire*

    • @SamusUy
      @SamusUy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      as a fellow solo gunlance I can only say GUNKATANA hell yeah

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You can also fly in rise

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *Laughs while small monsters were sent flying by the wide shot.*

    • @hakageryu307
      @hakageryu307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The number of Gunlance players goes over their heads.
      Literally.
      Who the hell fights monsters on the ground?

    • @wanny9141
      @wanny9141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      woman

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    “Gunlance. You don’t exist.”
    >Pompeii by Bastille starts playing as I fade into non-existence
    Edit: I am now an Insect Glaive main as of April 2023. As time went on, I realized that a defensive, less mobile playstyle was not for me. I was always meant to be a helicopter.

    • @therac197
      @therac197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Firestorm by Sabaton starts playing while a 4 man artillery build squad shells a poor monster into oblivion.

    • @poolturtle5772
      @poolturtle5772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@therac197 I picked up gunlance in world when I realized that Dualblades are too short to reach large or flying monsters.
      Now I blast doom musical while shelling these poor things to death.

    • @ionstriker9342
      @ionstriker9342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mm...i have found my people.

    • @UlvenDagoth
      @UlvenDagoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No! Come back brother!

  • @eos7053
    @eos7053 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    As an insect glaive main, I legitimately said once when I thought no one was listening, "I invented Jumping" And I still have not lived it down.

  • @mango4723
    @mango4723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Charge blade for beginners: hit stuff until your sword gets hot, then hit it *harder.*

    • @mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305
      @mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      This is exactly what I did. Even without going into amped states the weapon is devastatingly strong

    • @DrakonIL
      @DrakonIL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      When every attack is bouncing off the monster, it's because you're hitting it so hard that you're going through the monster and bouncing off the ground. Pay no attention to the sword-shaped slot in your shield.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Imagine having to reload your sword.
      This post was brought to you by Longsword gang.

    • @fsociety6905
      @fsociety6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@physical_insanity i would say weeb but your pfp says it all

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fsociety6905 Appearances can be deceptive bro. Don't believe your eyes, wooOooOo~.

  • @beepboop3645
    @beepboop3645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    As a HH main since MH4U we have come so far from corner horning... Now we can beat the shit out of monsters with a glorified bagpipe uninterrupted

    • @MysticEle
      @MysticEle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Doot squad rise up! And play the song of our people!

    • @dragonMaster24921
      @dragonMaster24921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That and look stylish with the magnificent trio

    • @JJ_Jordan0
      @JJ_Jordan0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL thst was worded well..... XD
      Good job (☆▽☆)

  • @zero9435
    @zero9435 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    As a Dual Blades main, can confirm that my main reason for using Dual Blades is because in my heart, I've always just wanted to be a Beyblade.

    • @abdelbouzazia4955
      @abdelbouzazia4955 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

    • @hunter6466
      @hunter6466 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As a fellow Dual Blades main, I can agree

    • @highchaplainerebus
      @highchaplainerebus ปีที่แล้ว +4

      two different weapon mains who both want to let 'er rip

    • @lusio1579
      @lusio1579 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      before sunbreak i didn't know there was a dual blade move that turns you into a beyblade, after sunbreak, i just spam this move

    • @alandrewtanchuan93
      @alandrewtanchuan93 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Let 'er rip!!! Also, all hail Capt. Levi.

  • @brunovega6479
    @brunovega6479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    As a Switch axe main It was "I'm too scared to try Greatsword, and you wouldn't catch me dead using a longsword", but I love the bow too and that one felt all too real

    • @DerekCooper_
      @DerekCooper_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Charge blade’s not too complicated either, I think a lot of people are scared of picking it up because of its reputation😔

    • @brunovega6479
      @brunovega6479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I understand friend. Honestly I think at this point I'm *too* comfortable with the axe that straying too far from the playstyle is more difficult. dual blades and insect glaive were easy to pick up (NOT MASTER). TBH, I'm happy coz, this is my fourth MH and I feel like the wire bug skills breathed so much life into every weapon. (kinda hard to go back, but I thought the same thing after iceborne gave us the on command grapple.)

    • @seb1520
      @seb1520 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Switch axe is genuinely just so satisfying for me out of every weapon I can’t help but use it

    • @biggiecheese2004
      @biggiecheese2004 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DerekCooper_ I think it's more that people overexaggerate how hard monster hunter actually is, Charge Blade is easily the hardest weapon to use along with (Pre Rise) Hunting Horn/Gunlance effectively and optimally but none of the weapons are all that hard to begin with. Those are just the hardest.

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 3 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    "Gunlance mains do not exist"
    How dare you! You pissed off the 5 of us!

    • @BlazeEmerald
      @BlazeEmerald 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      don't worry, he also gained the ire of the six of us that memorized our sheet music before using the horn in question

    • @kohlrak
      @kohlrak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      tbh, i see more GL than Lance. Something about KABOOM!! As a result, i don't bother with lance anymore, 'cause i'm sick of people bringing up gunlance.

    • @asdsasds7106
      @asdsasds7106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as well as me because it's a good starting weapon but because i need many elemental weapons im not maining a single weapon

    • @BitmapFrogs
      @BitmapFrogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real, one of the biggest surprises I've had is I joined a small discord server of avid hunters and the first time I go out to hunt with them one is using a gunlance. I was like wtf is that? New weapon?

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the 2 people like myself that only use the gunlance

  • @seanfisher6904
    @seanfisher6904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    My thought process was always: “why use regular lance when you can use lance and gun together?”

    • @jaydenlobbe7911
      @jaydenlobbe7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because Lance is the Chad weapon, it's Dick Jokes are subtle, the Gunlance meanwhile...

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@jaydenlobbe7911 Chad and subtlety don't mix as well as you seem to think.

    • @selfloathinggameing
      @selfloathinggameing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      poke poke poke

    • @Vik1919
      @Vik1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Poke, poke, pew. BOOM

    • @Offpuddingok
      @Offpuddingok 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jaydenlobbe7911 meanwhile the gunlance explodes a massive load.

  • @davida.yorkson3397
    @davida.yorkson3397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    I'm a newbbie Monster Hunter, I fell in love with Dual Blades. I mean, how can you not fall in love with gigantic monsters and amazing jungles all the while you spin wildly, missing half your special combo because the monster moved 3 inches and you puke because you spun too, hang on, have to sharpen my knives, much! I EFFIN' LOVE DUAL BLADES! *pukes*

    • @eternal_seokjin7441
      @eternal_seokjin7441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Newbie dual blades user here too, demon mode made my eyes sparkle when I was going thru all weapon tutorials. It rlly gets to me once I spammed and accidentally rolled chop on the monster’s spinal cord to their behind. An epic unforgettable moment. *seizures*

    • @poggestfrog
      @poggestfrog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      rip sharpness, though.

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I’m terrible at reaction time and memorizing buttons so I picked the weapon with the FEWEST buttons and I absolutely love it

    • @defaultdan7923
      @defaultdan7923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but hammer go bonk

    • @gaiathegoddess3104
      @gaiathegoddess3104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dual Blades gang rise !!!

  • @SmileyXY
    @SmileyXY 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Addition to the hammer from a hammer-main: We know every monsters "spin around and use the tail as a whip" move and the exact timing of it! (If you want to use a hammer you either learn that or like being stepped on)
    Edit: my English wasn't englishing correctly.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's practically the perfect timing to land the super pound lol

    • @Hadeshy
      @Hadeshy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think my brother just like being stepped on, and then I have to spam the healing while he complains the monster is cheating.

    • @mjfilho33
      @mjfilho33 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm playing MHP3 and I don't do that (although I already had an idea that memorizing the tail movement is important).

    • @shorkbot
      @shorkbot 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and my one enemy with hammer on both world and rise is.. barioth. let me stun you, kitty! I am too stubborn to use anything else because no.

    • @cheeseisatastywheeze6438
      @cheeseisatastywheeze6438 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Real

  • @austinnorth4291
    @austinnorth4291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    As a Charge Blade main, I love how hyperbolic people are over its combos.

    • @just1it1moko
      @just1it1moko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      honestly its quite a simple flow. just charge up the vials charge up shield then sword and then ultimate attack. with someone explaining it you could probably grasp it fully in 1 afternoon. i had to figure out how to use the class and since there is barely any tutorial it took me a little less than a week to fully get the class.

    • @nataliemartinez6079
      @nataliemartinez6079 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      thank you. im just like ooo slash slash slash with the sword, charge phials, then chop chop chop with elemental damage through axe.
      i do actually do more than that's but that's just a little bit simpler

    • @renutus1580
      @renutus1580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@just1it1moko it's cause it actually is. Like yes its not rocket science or anything but compared to every other weapon, it does have a bit more complexity to it. People do exaggerate the difficulty tho lol

    • @SamElZombie
      @SamElZombie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm pretty sure that is harder to permafly with a glaive than to play Charged Blade

    • @shallbric6160
      @shallbric6160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Switch axe> Charge blade

  • @guyfawkes3940
    @guyfawkes3940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    DB mains be like: "I carry two swords. Both are for monsters."

    • @EE3rd
      @EE3rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      “I understood that reference”.

    • @princeofsomnia7664
      @princeofsomnia7664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      which is ironic. because witchers never use two swords at the same time. even when carrying them, it's always one sword.

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@princeofsomnia7664 Welllll it's because humans aren't going to be there trying to pick a fight with a witcher alongside a monster...if they are .... it's usually by a monster you're not going to "fight"
      I.e: Succubus.

    • @knvs2931
      @knvs2931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DB mains: We're like the longsword weeaboos' cooler brothers. Also excuse me while I grind my swords for abit.

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Witcher

  • @gaijinhunter
    @gaijinhunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3542

    I needed the laugh, this was really fun :p

    • @ajaafive1384
      @ajaafive1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Agreed

    • @KinoMind360
      @KinoMind360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Dayyyyum you got the big boi commenting on your vid

    • @CaptainAstronaut
      @CaptainAstronaut  3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Thanks Gaijin Hunter!! And I love all of your videos, thanks for teaching us all how to play Monster Hunter over the past decade!! :)

    • @yonasshinigami4956
      @yonasshinigami4956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heyyyy gaijin love your content, thanks for teaching me the switchaxe and charge blade. Cool to see you here :)

    • @Shadowslash1
      @Shadowslash1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh look, gaijin hunter flew in here to poke poke poke this video. =P

  • @sp00kyd4ddy6
    @sp00kyd4ddy6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I love the fact that in monster hunter there really isn't any meta. Just use what you like to use and if you and you're build are good then it doesn't make a difference what weapon it is.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Long Blade
      Long Blade
      Long Blade

    • @subyouwont
      @subyouwont ปีที่แล้ว +95

      There’s definitely a meta, but the community doesn’t pray to the meta gods and attack beginners thankfully

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@subyouwont not there yet

    • @ozone6495
      @ozone6495 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@subyouwont Why should there be a meta, this is a pve game, only reason to play any specific type of weapon are speedruns.

    • @Ezoc
      @Ezoc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@subyouwont *cough cough* 4u g-rank *cough cough*

  • @cramorantisgod4533
    @cramorantisgod4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    As an insect glaive main I can confirm we do indeed play the floor is lava every hunt.

    • @kamaradevile9978
      @kamaradevile9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      it's just fun not being a ground peasant

    • @Carbon-Aura
      @Carbon-Aura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Any tips for not burning stamina so fast?

    • @kamaradevile9978
      @kamaradevile9978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Carbon-Aura It's been a while since I've played mhw so I don't know remember any ways for stamina to not burn stamina so fast. Maybe some armor or something? I'd just suggest focusing on harvesting extract and firing markers since you and your kinsect have seperate stamina if you run out. Also, don't forget to eat well done steak at the start of the mission and in the middle of the mission.

    • @Carbon-Aura
      @Carbon-Aura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kamaradevile9978 thanks for the reply. I do most of that except run a stami a boost kinsect, and armors. My armor is still pretty heavily built for my CB so I probably should change that.

    • @shadowrobot7708
      @shadowrobot7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Am I the only person who just uses jumping attacks when the monster is in the air or to get close to the tail?

  • @getshwifty3101
    @getshwifty3101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Honestly, I just love the fast pace combo attacks of the Dual Blades. If you build up enough speed, half the time the screen starts freezing cause the frames can't keep up lol

    • @thejusmar
      @thejusmar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      High affinity builds tank my frames with all the lines and particle effects.

    • @glitchward7225
      @glitchward7225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bro I love fighting the odogaron cause I feel like I met my high agility match, but then I mack him 😭😭

    • @vicca4671
      @vicca4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dual blades are for people who need that sweet sweet adrenaline juice going on during the whole game

    • @impossiblekid0582
      @impossiblekid0582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blast Dual Blades all the way~

    • @secrostegatops6554
      @secrostegatops6554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@impossiblekid0582 This, This right here. Is perfection

  • @bedoboipdf
    @bedoboipdf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    When people see tutorials on Charge Blade and think "This weapon is really complicated" it makes me feel 5% smarter.

    • @s.dreviews7208
      @s.dreviews7208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm a charge-blade main too, I feel that lol

    • @thenewseorarek9625
      @thenewseorarek9625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Especially since it isnt really complicated at all, it just seems difficult from an outsider perspective. I too once found cb a daunting obstacle to master, now i just feel dumb because it really do be as simple as wack wack charge, then wack wack big wack

    • @BrailynATineo
      @BrailynATineo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Same. And CB is just like SnS, but bigger

    • @BrailynATineo
      @BrailynATineo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@thenewseorarek9625 it fantastic to see someone that speaks my language too

    • @imathias423
      @imathias423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@s.dreviews7208 Same as a fellow Charge Blader main I feel it too. My brain philes get insta charged when I am told CB is too complicated.

  • @Jack-lo5me
    @Jack-lo5me ปีที่แล้ว +104

    As a GS main, I just gotta say, I am so glad that we are being recognized as a weapon that takes a lot of ski- and I missed again.

  • @CloudWind0643
    @CloudWind0643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Corner horning is a cardinal sin in the footing community.

    • @CloudWind0643
      @CloudWind0643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Goddamn auto correct

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its better than not attacking at all which some hh users actually do instead opting to only playing songs.

    • @CloudWind0643
      @CloudWind0643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@FuryousD I’m of the mind that if you aren’t gonna hit the monster and play songs (using pre Rise HH aka my fav HH) then you shouldn’t be playing HH at all.

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CloudWind0643 corner horning is perfectly fine, u have to know the monsters extremely well to be able to play pre Rise HH without corner horning to play notes

    • @CodinskiSchwartzando
      @CodinskiSchwartzando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@FuryousD You don’t need to know the monster any better than a hammer main. What really matters is knowing the weapon. If you’re corner horning, you probably don’t know how to use the song notes as attacks.

  • @VaskoGames
    @VaskoGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I haven't even played a Monster Hunter game but the floor is starting to look a lot like lava!
    Oui Oui

    • @a_guy_in_orange7230
      @a_guy_in_orange7230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its also toad ridden

    • @trolleycartwheel9409
      @trolleycartwheel9409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try out mh3u first or if you want to emulate the game then play mhp3rd HD with english patch.

    • @a_guy_in_orange7230
      @a_guy_in_orange7230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Do not do what the other guy said, Rise is a WAY better starting point for new comers

    • @WFGOG
      @WFGOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Je suis francais je joue la katana donc vos préjugés dans ma baguette de pain

    • @csg1lcolonel528
      @csg1lcolonel528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@a_guy_in_orange7230 Rise or World are good for newcomers, but starting with an older game can help you to appreciate the changes the series is getting.

  • @tomatobruv76
    @tomatobruv76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    As an IG main, I can confirm that the only time we touch the ground is when we spawn in the mission

    • @SunshowerWonderlab
      @SunshowerWonderlab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      What the fuck is a ground?

    • @lykiaookami6070
      @lykiaookami6070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fastest way to get up ledges is with IG lol, rarely sheathe the IG, it's mobility is awesome.

    • @Buhleep
      @Buhleep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      almost forgot it was called that
      I call it bug stick

    • @psychocomytic9778
      @psychocomytic9778 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I too enjoy playing the handcrank heli. In a game where mobility is over half the battle why wouldn't you?

    • @rex74t
      @rex74t ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What’s a ground?

  • @stiggles98
    @stiggles98 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The IG made me feel like I was just as powerful as the monsters I was fighting in Sunbreak. The ability to dodge and re-position with evade extender on an IG build is actually broken.

    • @subyouwont
      @subyouwont ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sun break is hard to feel lower than the monster in any weapon considering it focuses on making the player op

  • @caileemitchell4041
    @caileemitchell4041 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I have approximately 3 moods
    - doot doot
    - guard point
    - JE SUIS MONTE

    • @ShaunzJenkins
      @ShaunzJenkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny, you are a compilation of my family team-comp in MH lmao

    • @Zolrain
      @Zolrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mines is just smashing the head cause I can't get any.

  • @BrowneePointz
    @BrowneePointz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1523

    I love how the community has no mean jokes about Insect Glaive. We're all like "we see how much work you put in. Shine on you flying buggy diamond."

    • @Hazearil
      @Hazearil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Bug stick goes brrr!

    • @50zezima
      @50zezima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Insect glaive is my go-to first weapon, It's a bit different but so far it doesn't seem that difficult to learn? Also super fun

    • @HipposHateWater
      @HipposHateWater 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      When I played my first MH since PS2 and PSP's Unite, I figured I'd try one of the exotic new weapons instead of relearning my old standbys, Heavy Bowgun and Hammer.
      8 months later, and I still haven't really bothered to pick up a new weapon yet. Bug Sticc best boi.

    • @TunaPetunia456
      @TunaPetunia456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@50zezima I agree. I tend to pick one weapon and try that for a bit and then switch it out and when I used the insect glaive for the first time, I stuck with that for at least a month and yeah they're definitely fun to use once you get used to them.

    • @hamsterman5735
      @hamsterman5735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That's absolutely false though. Have you all forgotten about the baguette stick jokes?

  • @Mittens_McG
    @Mittens_McG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    As a Hunting Horn user that actually learns his sheet music, I am offended.

    • @colt8465
      @colt8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I can only agree! Though he was right about it after Rise...

    • @NandolfBlockbuster
      @NandolfBlockbuster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nerds. All of you.

    • @1992jkwj
      @1992jkwj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      jokes on him, I printed mine out

    • @yuriortiz4648
      @yuriortiz4648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@1992jkwj sheeesh

    • @arkasubhroc2
      @arkasubhroc2 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colt8465 Legendary trio do be like that

  • @eaglehood224
    @eaglehood224 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a huntinghorn main, I just really like hearing my weapon play along with the sounds of the monster being hit. That and the buffs.

  • @gamerman796
    @gamerman796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Hunting horn before Rise: "What were my songs again?"
    After Rise: Breakdancing on in the monsters face.

  • @redessencegaming9927
    @redessencegaming9927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    As a charge blade main, I didn't realize other weapons were way more simple

    • @just1it1moko
      @just1it1moko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      its interesting how every monster has a different difficulty per weapon as well. my friend never had any issues dealing with bazelguese since he was a bow and arrow main but struggled hard against later game monsters that jump around more like Rajang.

    • @fakesmile172
      @fakesmile172 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@just1it1moko
      As a Greatsword main, Shagaru Magala is the bane of my existence. I'm not good enough to predict its movements and it never stops jumping all over the place.

  • @NoelNolNull
    @NoelNolNull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    As an IG user, I do indeed have a severe allergic reaction to touching the floor.

    • @Puregold24karat
      @Puregold24karat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still prefer the ground more unless i'm fighting large-sized monstet

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The floor is not disappointing my parents, lets go fellas

    • @whitejester
      @whitejester 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I find it ironic I got into Insect Glaive because of its majestic and beautiful ground combos instead of blazing through the air

    • @angelTechnician64
      @angelTechnician64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@whitejester i got into it because I'm a bug nerd. Bad reasoning? Probably, but damn if it ain't a fun weapon

    • @tako-tac7764
      @tako-tac7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well I'm french so I guess I fit perfectly in the description

  • @RzeTon
    @RzeTon หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I use the gun-lance because the only two friends I can trust in the Field are Smith & Wesson."

  • @deathtrooper199
    @deathtrooper199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    "Charge Blade: You enjoy reading PDFs"
    Me who spend all nighters reading my course's PDF assignments and guidelines so i can get the bachelors degree on Engineering:
    *Your goddamn right*

    • @arlecchinoimpact725
      @arlecchinoimpact725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ma boy here got his priorities.

    • @sickboyren
      @sickboyren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      still somehow cant use the right you're tho

    • @thedeadliest4380
      @thedeadliest4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Even though someone else already did, I still have to flame you for bragging about your college education while being incapable of using proper grammar....lol

    • @t_c5266
      @t_c5266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Engineers aren't known for spelling
      But they are known for conversion errors that crash millions of dollars of satellite equipment into a planet

    • @lirby6962
      @lirby6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@t_c5266 lmaooooo

  • @Awesoman9001
    @Awesoman9001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Gunlance: You dont exist"
    Change da world. My final message. Goodbye...

  • @BigbossEssential
    @BigbossEssential 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    As a Switch Axe main, it literally switches from being an axe to a sword. It just makes sense to have the best of both worlds!

    • @soupeverywhere9565
      @soupeverywhere9565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Facts 🔥

    • @TheDoggoPearl
      @TheDoggoPearl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not to mention depending on the type, sometimes it even explodes!

    • @maikt904
      @maikt904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i can relate, my guildcard state 99.8% swaxe kills, it basicly is only one line in there in iceborn :D

    • @forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295
      @forhisneutralspecialhewiel2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But there's no regular axe tho

    • @blakemasterson9597
      @blakemasterson9597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a fellow swaxe main, I fully agree

  • @dacter13
    @dacter13 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    “The windy ci-“ wow even his jokes fail to land

  • @AuraelStar
    @AuraelStar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When you're French and you do not use insect glaive :
    *Identity crisis intensified*

  • @heraldkurniaadi3753
    @heraldkurniaadi3753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Being a lancer from the MHF1, using lance in a nutshell is like this:
    Get in (quest)
    Poke poke poke (monsters)
    Get out (quest completed)
    Get paid
    and... repeat...

    • @omega13whitelucario95
      @omega13whitelucario95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unless fighting Brachydios I have heard
      Then it's get wrecked if solo

    • @TheKornstalker
      @TheKornstalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah Brach’s not that bad, it’s the ones that love to fly around and spit shit at you that’re really annoying because the counter claw doesn’t work against ranged attacks and lance struggles to get in on flyers. The fucking Kushala fight gave me PTSD from playing solo lance without wind resistance

    • @omega13whitelucario95
      @omega13whitelucario95 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheKornstalker ....... yeah naw that's worse then getting bulldozed

  • @Silversky1113
    @Silversky1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Gunlance mains unite! All ten of us.

  • @Cheshire_Cat137
    @Cheshire_Cat137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If all you're doing is standing in a corner, playing songs or looking at the notes, you're playing the HH wrong.

  • @iustitiamerchantxiv5872
    @iustitiamerchantxiv5872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    As a lance user, my perspective in life has never been described so accurately.

    • @haydenmoore3045
      @haydenmoore3045 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly

    • @losnupo2894
      @losnupo2894 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      We are simple guys, we see a monster, we poke, poke, poke. 😂

    • @azenxhlaalu6338
      @azenxhlaalu6338 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I don't know. I think Lance has a higher skill ceiling than many other weapons, like longsword.

    • @KoscheiMorevna
      @KoscheiMorevna ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@azenxhlaalu6338 100%, Lance just simply doesn't do any damage unless you make the most out of every opening you get.

    • @gamecavalier3230
      @gamecavalier3230 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@KoscheiMorevnaAnd use your shield to take the most of openings that didn't even exist prior.

  • @DarkSol16
    @DarkSol16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    As a hunting horn main, I actually just like styling on monsters by playing music while beating them on the head.
    Also, it really is oddly one of the fastest weapons in the games though.

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aww, that is fun, agreed! XD

    • @vicca4671
      @vicca4671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Since it's a blow instrument it's probably mostly hollow, so it's lightweight

    • @MCLefka
      @MCLefka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I found it hard as shit to learn, but damn is it fun once you've figured it out

    • @bonkregulator5237
      @bonkregulator5237 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Beating them with music

    • @SeiPR727
      @SeiPR727 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved it in World, and I love it even more in Rise.

  • @nattompkins888
    @nattompkins888 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me watching him roast other people's weapons: 'haha lol, so accurate'
    Me watching him roast hunting horn: 'YOU TAKE THAT BACK'

  • @redragon8551
    @redragon8551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    As a Switch Axe main: I enjoy just side stepping and then obliterating the monster with a Elemental Discharge. Works every time

    • @SHOTOOOOO357
      @SHOTOOOOO357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My boys 👌

    • @lordofstuff_
      @lordofstuff_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Represent🤝🏼

    • @redragon8551
      @redragon8551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lordofstuff_ ngi, I didn't think I have people responding to this after fuckin 5 months lol

    • @kyleburch2795
      @kyleburch2795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @lordofstuff_
      @lordofstuff_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@redragon8551 my bad man :’)

  • @roga5326
    @roga5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    As a French-speaking SnS and IG main, I completely agree with this video.
    *JE SUIS MONTÉ!*

    • @nattakritaupparakul8839
      @nattakritaupparakul8839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What does it mean?

    • @clemgalaxy9553
      @clemgalaxy9553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nattakritaupparakul8839 it's the french for "i'm on the beast" in monster hunter,
      "monter" means "to go up"
      in this context, it means that you went up (on the beast)

    • @roga5326
      @roga5326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally, it means 'I am mounted'

    • @clemgalaxy9553
      @clemgalaxy9553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't translate it "I am mounted" because i find it a big amiguous,
      I'm not sure but couldn't "I am mounted" also mean that you are mounted by something ?

    • @akesan2374
      @akesan2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nattakritaupparakul8839 In this case, it means "I'm on the monster"

  • @pioupwi975
    @pioupwi975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    I'm french and i play insect glaive, when he said "Je suis monté" i laughed so hard 😅

    • @termlejoueur
      @termlejoueur 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      La même x)

    • @zetocro4364
      @zetocro4364 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pareil, on se comprend

    • @Edgypoo
      @Edgypoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Im having flashbacks to when I played with friends and we made fun of that by saying:
      "I am Monte guys!"
      -"Hello Monte."

    • @axelsmith4722
      @axelsmith4722 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idem

    • @marcothehunter
      @marcothehunter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Edgypoo reject Monke, go back to Monté
      (I am also french btw so yeah the joke is relatable xD)

  • @cosmicfails2053
    @cosmicfails2053 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    MH:World had the bust hunting horn method, have a simple layout of the songs the horn can play, and then have them on display so you dont have to keep pausing
    Plus the "Encore" note to double up the effects or enhance them, really made it my favourite weapon to use in World

  • @tessielation
    @tessielation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    great sword mains: are used to being disappointed

    • @emmanuelwil-jeff
      @emmanuelwil-jeff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ya we are xD

    • @MorpheusCh
      @MorpheusCh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aerial Greatsword in MhGen was amazing fun though. Dunking a giant ass sword is comically fun.

    • @SometimesBuddha
      @SometimesBuddha 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im cooming my pants rn in rise. RAGE SLASH babyyy

    • @steelslide9601
      @steelslide9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@emmanuelwil-jeff agree

    • @brohemthememer7078
      @brohemthememer7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are correct

  • @neolordie
    @neolordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    as a charge blade main this is offendingly relatable

    • @october3229
      @october3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah i totally didn’t need 30 minutes just to learn how to charge phials into my sword and shield, then months for guard points

    • @neolordie
      @neolordie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@october3229 yeah but I also love reading pdfs

    • @bagusbayutv4244
      @bagusbayutv4244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very valid and reliable information we got here . Haha lol

    • @blackmailz
      @blackmailz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I foolishly picked up charge blade as a main, but gotta be honest, once you got used to it, it's a fun weapon
      Landing a hit with the charged special axe tho...

    • @october3229
      @october3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@blackmailz you could finish charging ur phials sword and shield, the monster is on the ground just waiting to be hit...and in the middle of the amped axe animation it gets up and doges😐

  • @TanegiHoneydew
    @TanegiHoneydew 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I have truly believed that a Lance main's career can't be considered completed yet until you have listen to Eurobeat or Running in the 90's while doing a Lance charge.

    • @Gaehhn
      @Gaehhn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gas, Gas, Gas! I'm gonna step on the Gas!

    • @goon5665
      @goon5665 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shucks

  • @Himax9
    @Himax9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a gunlance main, I like to gently caress my shotgun/stabby implement/howitzer gently before I use it's built-in dynamite-on-a-pointy-stick-injector on monsters. It is a good feeling.

  • @theghostofjeffgoldblumdail9613
    @theghostofjeffgoldblumdail9613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    “Why use one sword, when you can use two swords?”
    Ah yes, I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @DaRoachDoggJrr
      @DaRoachDoggJrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Weeb weapon option 2

    • @AdmiralWalrus
      @AdmiralWalrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DaRoachDoggJrr Indeed. DS Kiritos, absolutely everywhere. Well maybe not anymore, the anime is old now and people like me kicking them on sight might have pushed them to other weapons (or names).

    • @saiyan_god_z8755
      @saiyan_god_z8755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DaRoachDoggJrryep...

    • @MrHamsterpower
      @MrHamsterpower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AdmiralWalrus I think we are more Levi than kirito

    • @woodpecker8116
      @woodpecker8116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MrHamsterpower yes spining over the monster like Levi!

  • @aurnknight2813
    @aurnknight2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Out of all the "What this weapon says about you lists", I have to say this is the most accurate.

    • @jackbordar2727
      @jackbordar2727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not really funny for me, but very accurate imdeed. SnS main here and he discribed me perfectly

  • @emilioa9484
    @emilioa9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I can't believe how accurately this dude described how it felt when I was learning Charge Blade

    • @Caoobse
      @Caoobse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Until you realize the CB gameplay is so one dimensional (before Savage Axe)...

    • @Kroldor
      @Kroldor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Caoobse most of the weapons are

    • @hotpenguin607
      @hotpenguin607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally read a pdf and paused vids to the point like im reading pdf

    • @Caoobse
      @Caoobse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kroldor True, but the point here is that CB looks complicated but it's really not lmao

  • @palerider2132
    @palerider2132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Me as a gs main: "hehe, sword do big damage" proceeds to miss 3 attacks in a row.

    • @thecoldhail
      @thecoldhail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Me: *Begins to swing GS*
      Monster: ”Let me just move”
      Me: ”fuck”

    • @berserkerciaran
      @berserkerciaran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me but with hammers

    • @Steak818
      @Steak818 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@berserkerciaran Hammer are not that slow though. Missing with a hammer is asking for it.

    • @berserkerciaran
      @berserkerciaran 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Steak818 I mean, yeah. I'm bad at it, that was my point (also, I tend to use the heavier, less functional moves, especially in solo)

    • @Steak818
      @Steak818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@berserkerciaran I guess that I'm used to it. Good luck in your learning.

  • @wickthetrickster461
    @wickthetrickster461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    What Gunlance says about you, from an actual Gunlance player.
    You love explosions and not having to care about your positioning but are too much of a hipster to use the Charge Blade. So you settle for this hand-mounted heavy artillery cannon that eats sharpness as fast as Deviljho eats it's own tail. You also nutted when you saw that Gunlance gets a counter in Rise that replenishes sharpness.

  • @victini6266
    @victini6266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    I was expecting something worse for switch axe, but honestly fair lol

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The switch axe is actually really good. Especially if you wanna look cool.

    • @zephyrdelight3411
      @zephyrdelight3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yay!! Haha

    • @Aquanex2
      @Aquanex2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Floridamangaming729 Yup

    • @pandinus1377
      @pandinus1377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3rd gen brought me in the series and i didnt stop using switch axe ever since

    • @zephyrdelight3411
      @zephyrdelight3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pandinus1377 Same here bro! Switch Axe for liiife!

  • @Jarjar-X
    @Jarjar-X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:42 I started at mh generations. When I started out I was taught hunting horn from another dude who was clearly more experienced. I was far away and played my music while he was literally handing the monster its own ass. Then I learned that: oh, I can actually finish the songs while hitting the monster. And then I was fucking menace from that point on

  • @vixnighter132
    @vixnighter132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    True switchaxe stereotype: this guy still thinks he's in yarham

    • @InfernityZ3r0
      @InfernityZ3r0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But we never left... The hunt never ends... DEAR KOS IT NEVER ENDS

    • @vixnighter132
      @vixnighter132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@InfernityZ3r0 the hunt its eternal

    • @Kroldor
      @Kroldor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      grant us eyes

    • @widerrapier5394
      @widerrapier5394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bloodborne reference, my fuckin man

  • @gameskyjumper1721
    @gameskyjumper1721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Insect Glaive: you were playing 3rd person shooter the first five minutes of every single fight.

    • @DracosKasurani
      @DracosKasurani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then you are in space

    • @TheXxdaknessxX
      @TheXxdaknessxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're playing an fps *every* five minutes of a fight because the colored insect kush doesn't last that much

    • @rain8767
      @rain8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      we are pretty much useless without the red buff.

    • @Puregold24karat
      @Puregold24karat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rain8767 and we spent 2 mins trying to figure out which part gives out which color

    • @rain8767
      @rain8767 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Puregold24karat For real. I hunted a Zinogre once with a couple of guys and I keep trying to find the white buff for speed and extra jump height, then after a couple of minutes i figured out that the white buff came from it's tail and not on it's legs like it normally would to other monsters.

  • @alessandromazza4557
    @alessandromazza4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Gotta say, after almost 700 hours of playing complicated weapons like the Switch Axe, the Charge Blade or the Greatsword playing something so simple as the Lance is kinda refreshing

    • @serge470
      @serge470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, now it's my favourite weapon, you also must try heavy bowgun very fun to play, but takes a lots of resources always need to combine more ammo

    • @Tea-Spin
      @Tea-Spin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I main CB, but sometimes use LBG (sticky) and I know that feel. Only using one button after much combination on CB feels refreshing

    • @reckyourself6948
      @reckyourself6948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How is GS complicated?

    • @alessandromazza4557
      @alessandromazza4557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@reckyourself6948 well, it's not the weapon that is complicated but the playstyle you have to adopt to use, unlike many other weapons you have to rely way more on the Monster openings

    • @Kevo_1634
      @Kevo_1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heresy

  • @astrograph7875
    @astrograph7875 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:55 As a charge blade main and as someone who loves to read, I see this as an absolute win.

    • @eddieb1995
      @eddieb1995 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @brocksimon8102
      @brocksimon8102 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We are the same

    • @tiredmann
      @tiredmann ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My entire process when I started out with Charge Blade was start by skimming through a starter guide then watch a CB speedrunner play like AkantoreX and learn from there.

  • @Game-fz6ud
    @Game-fz6ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Imagine focusing on cutting the tail
    This post was made by hammer gang

    • @azure4622
      @azure4622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Imagine focusing on cutting the tail
      This post was made by LS gang

    • @foreveruseless1292
      @foreveruseless1292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HAMMER GANG

    • @SchradeDemise
      @SchradeDemise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Imagine not being able to cut the tail
      This post was made by LS gang

    • @somedude2468
      @somedude2468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Imagine only being able to break off the head or cut off the tail
      This post was made by barroth gang

    • @picrosspixel211
      @picrosspixel211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha HVB go brrrrrr

  • @alterego5411
    @alterego5411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    AS A HAMMER AND SWITCH AXE MAINS
    I am both sadistic and masochistic at the same time

  • @seanmeibers3244
    @seanmeibers3244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    As someone who just finished reading multiple CB guides all I can say is…accurate and well done.

    • @winderwind8489
      @winderwind8489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      as an actual CB user for the 2 only MH game I played (MH4U and MHW)
      Not relateable as I just went in pressed random button and in less than 2 weeks/1 month I got the full controls , without any guides

    • @PotassiumLover33
      @PotassiumLover33 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​​@@winderwind8489 how do you figure out stuff like guard points (or whatever they're called) without guides though

    • @winderwind8489
      @winderwind8489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PotassiumLover33 by chance that's all

    • @theoverseer393
      @theoverseer393 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@winderwind8489yeah only super-sweatlords go that far. It’s respectable but it isn’t necessary for most hunts

  • @RadicalGaming1000
    @RadicalGaming1000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You have to constantly pull up the pause menu to look up your songs"
    *cries in freedom unite*

  • @MysticEle
    @MysticEle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    As a HH main, before Rise, my playstyle was "I'm buffing ME. That it helps the rest of you is a bonus...for you." Now its "TIME FOR MY LIVE SHOW, YA'LL!"

  • @koramora
    @koramora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    Now I can be prepared!

    • @jmesporlas
      @jmesporlas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can't wait for your MH Rise vids.

    • @horrid9809
      @horrid9809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you play monster hunter? i play ac cause my sister wanted me to play it and its fun cant lie

  • @PrivateOverkill
    @PrivateOverkill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love the trend of people simply reading out how chargeblade works overlaid over reading how chargeblade works

    • @sleepyppl4286
      @sleepyppl4286 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      if it was done any other way the video would be over an hour long

  • @0m1ett
    @0m1ett ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Insect Glaive lets you feel like a little Mosquito flying around the monster and constantly poking it

    • @0m1ett
      @0m1ett ปีที่แล้ว

      true

  • @Perfectionado
    @Perfectionado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Lance: Instead of dodging attacks you perfectly parry them and dont budge an inch. You live for that Adept SFX parry sound

    • @jaydenlobbe7911
      @jaydenlobbe7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Evade Lancers: Am I a joke to you?

    • @P.C_bug
      @P.C_bug 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You mean
      Poke poke poke poke

    • @CyanMedic
      @CyanMedic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaydenlobbe7911 Yes. Use your fucking shield.

  • @Kukulian
    @Kukulian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    As a fellow charge blade user, this makes me feel more ascended of our somewhat overcomplicated brains

    • @sanjaeharris5352
      @sanjaeharris5352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My main too for the last 3 games (since I started)
      The combos are easy , flexible & varied
      working on a new wire bug spam charge blade set & I most say looking good in testing

    • @baronfart9122
      @baronfart9122 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hehehe phial go vrrrrooooommmmm mrrrrrr vmmmmmmmmm

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it really that complicated? I picked it up one day as a secondary and figured everything out through bashing the monsters. I didn't even know there were things like PDF files for it.

  • @LucaPariah
    @LucaPariah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love Insect Glaive. You're basically flying, and you get a bug friend!

  • @banana_bonanza
    @banana_bonanza 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imma be real with you, I saw two giant axes and went "looks like im using charge blade and switch axe". If they ever bring the accel axe to the main series you can bet Ill be maining it

  • @ShatteredGlass916
    @ShatteredGlass916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Imagine if they actually gave Lance more counters to keep up with it's playstyle

    • @AuthorityCat
      @AuthorityCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rise?

    • @larzanthony2275
      @larzanthony2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AuthorityCat Nearly every weapon got some sort of counter. Lance is obsolete

    • @twangus7766
      @twangus7766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@larzanthony2275 looks like someone can't comprehend how op instablock is, and that there is zero need for any other counter move

    • @larzanthony2275
      @larzanthony2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@twangus7766 Strong move, but the rest of lance lacks strong damage. Longsword got good damage and butloads of counters.

    • @hot_soup4319
      @hot_soup4319 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@larzanthony2275 someone doesn't know how to press the Heavy and Light attack buttons at the same time.

  • @victorvonben6915
    @victorvonben6915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Me a duel blade user sees monster; DEMON MODE ACTIVATED

    • @SilentDragonite149
      @SilentDragonite149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cecile Solin Doesn't wincing from a roar deactivate Demon Mode? (At least that's what I think it does in Rise)

    • @pongsazaaa
      @pongsazaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SilentDragonite149 not in world

    • @SilentDragonite149
      @SilentDragonite149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pongsazaaa Thank you for clearing that up. I started at Rise, so if I ever backtrack to World, I'm either going to have to be careful about when I use it, or pack Earplugs. Then again, I have been experimenting with other weapon types.

    • @pongsazaaa
      @pongsazaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SilentDragonite149 usually I demon mode, hit once or twice, then sheath. You could dash out the roll if you're good wuth the timing.

    • @SilentDragonite149
      @SilentDragonite149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pongsazaaa What Dual Blades would you recommend if I were to backtrack from Rise? Usually in Rise, I opt for the full Valstrax set or a Fire & Ice Setup that maximizes Blast Buildup, since that can be surprisingly good in some situations.

  • @strakk
    @strakk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    As a Hammer main i can say that it is true. I will caveman my way into the monster's head, even if that ends up badly.

    • @charmingcthulhu6544
      @charmingcthulhu6544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We will unga bunga even if it kills us, that is the way of the hammer

    • @rydersharp7554
      @rydersharp7554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a GS main, I support you all the way my friend

  • @greenplumboi
    @greenplumboi ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a light bow gunner i know the feeling of the monster heading towards you, you press the trigger and the reload animation starts.

  • @KnightsofGaming2016
    @KnightsofGaming2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Me, using the insect glaive: *guess I'm a French now*

    • @tako-tac7764
      @tako-tac7764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rejoins moi dans mon pays... baguette (join me in my country...no need to translate this word)

    • @Chili0xFF
      @Chili0xFF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hon hon baguette omlette au fromage

    • @akesan2374
      @akesan2374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When you pick up Insectglaive, you instantly become French. That is a fact.
      If you're already French like most of us, you ascend to a higher plane.

    • @KnightsofGaming2016
      @KnightsofGaming2016 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@akesan2374 Merci pour vos aimables paroles

  • @someweebinthecommentsectio7719
    @someweebinthecommentsectio7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    dual sword gang representing

    • @Skylar̊-g1k
      @Skylar̊-g1k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      EYYYYY FINNALLY ANOTHER DUEL BLADE USER

    • @bruhhh3018
      @bruhhh3018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol, I thought I was alone

    • @zhazamco8088
      @zhazamco8088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dual swords the best!!!!!!

    • @landsdelacruz233
      @landsdelacruz233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #dbgang

    • @faridkhan6037
      @faridkhan6037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dual Swords!

  • @octodog5907
    @octodog5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Charge Blade users like reading PDF's"
    *Looks at my various PDF guides and spreadsheets I have for several different games I have open at all times*
    Yeah....

  • @SicKundWeniger
    @SicKundWeniger ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro shut up. I started playing Monster Hunter freedom unite as a kid and mained the great sword as its the best. I continued hunting with the hammer for ages and am now experiencing how amazing the gunlance is. Aiming to main that one now. Its by far the most fun weapon to play with as everyone cant believe you are masterinf this

  • @hannahyamauchi839
    @hannahyamauchi839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Me, who has never played Monster Hunter: oh my gosh this is so accurate

    • @JpegDog
      @JpegDog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s okay, we’ll wait for you

    • @rockySP4S
      @rockySP4S 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You should try the game's. You know just to confirm the accuracy..

    • @D_us_T
      @D_us_T 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of us, one of us

    • @adamfarzanna
      @adamfarzanna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      First time in rise i use sword and shield, 100% accurate

  • @byronmansfield874
    @byronmansfield874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "When in reality you're looking at your sheet music"
    I felt that

  • @Super_Spectral
    @Super_Spectral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:07 As an insect glaive user who is french, I can confirm this is true. All insect glaive users are french.

    • @miroslava1180
      @miroslava1180 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ça m'as fait rire tellement il l'as eu dans le mille 😂

  • @UmbralKnight1344
    @UmbralKnight1344 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    my casual ass decided after trying all the weapons that the charge blade, *the* most complex weapon, was the most fun.

  • @foxboy6145
    @foxboy6145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    The lance do be like that. Simple, easy to use, and provides excellent protection. Good for a defensive playstyle.

    • @jaydenlobbe7911
      @jaydenlobbe7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or y'know, for sticking to the Monster like glue

    • @eisenstahl
      @eisenstahl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      until furious rajang breaks the guard every damn time

    • @Prodigial
      @Prodigial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except Longsword is literally a better defensive weapon than Lance at this point. 40% of players use the Longsword since it's stupidly OP.

    • @foxboy6145
      @foxboy6145 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Prodigial Not me

    • @sewpkan1297
      @sewpkan1297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      when i first started playing mhw I played lance all the way to kushala daora without dying, and then proceeded to never kill said dragon cause I was an idiot that didn't know how to use the slinger and the god damn tornadoes kept killing me.