Sunday School Teacher Role Play (ASMR) (Soft-Spoken)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2015
- It took me 2 days to get this video edited for yall. It was rough, but I'm glad I got it done. UNFORTUNATELY, my phone stopped recording long before I was done with the role play. So I wasn't able to get the full video in, and there's an abrupt stop at the end. I am not happy about that. So I just decided to upload what I have. I had been planning and trying to make this Sunday School Teacher ASMR role play video since last year!
I seriously need to buy new equipment for this channel. It will have to wait though because my #1 priority right now is to get a motorcycle license and purchase my first motorcycle.
So... Let Bishop BlackMale save you from the fiery pits of Hell. He insults you, not because of the sexual gratification, but because he loves and cares about you. He says it is your choice whether or not to follow the one true god or be tortured eternally. That's right! An infinite punishment for the lack of a crime. If that isn't love, then I don't know what is. Oh... The beauty of justice! Bishop BlackMale is absolutely disgusted by the other Sunday School "teachers" who insist on skipping over all of the GOOD parts of the Bible, so he decides to take matters into his own hands. He wants people to get the full word of God. Those other "teachers" are probably just stupid atheists anyway, and everybody knows that atheists are nothing but a bunch of sad, immoral, God-haters who try to impose their beliefs on everyone else and know absolutely nothing about the Bible. Bishop BlackMale is the coolest Sunday School teacher that every kid wishes they had.
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"I don't sing love songs because there's nothing in this world for me to love. I want the world to have my rape-baby, so when it's born, I can strangle it to death."
As a Christian, I understand. I really do. May God (or whatever you believe in) guide you on your quest for truth and happiness. And keep up the great videos!!!
His voice is that mix of sexy and soothing. *.* Utterly relaxing.
I'm atheist but if people believe in religion I am fine with that and respect that, it's their choice and who am I to judge. Anyway, great video :D
Most people that are atheists are very judgmental toward other religions. However you are quite the opposite. Much respect my man.
I am christian, and I respect your views and opinions on religion, negative or positive :)
We need more people like you!
I heard his voice for the first time AND DROPPED MY PHONE ON FUCKING FACE GOOD LORD
+Taco Kid much deepness, such shock
That voice. I love you.
+Brittany ASMR I love you too, Brittany
Oh my gosh, you need to finish this, Luke. Please. I am begging you.
+Brittany ASMR I'll try to continue on in the next Sunday School Teacher role play video whenever I make it. I'm all about saving people from the fiery pits of Hell :D
Bishop BlackMale...I have very, very sinful thoughts of you...I may need redemption.
+Laura Portlock My child. Come unto my confession chamber and confess all of your sinful thoughts unto me so that your soul shalt be saved from the fiery pits of Hell. Lay down your burden upon me.
+BlackMaleASMR I may have to lay down..my sins in the confessional. I need to lay them out..all out...so that I may be saved by your healing waters.
+Laura Portlock Haha! Yes. I love how you think.
+BlackMaleASMR you people make me sick. I pray Jesus helps you.. you both are so far gone.
+Jeremy Lilly Sick? I feel perfectly fine and healthy. I will pray to Jesus and ask him to NOT help me. Now we'll just have to wait and see which one of us will be obeyed by Jesus Christ. I have a good feeling that I will win.
I myself am No LONGER a "believer" but I can appreciate the lessons that the bible teaches still. also this video is very relaxing! you're a smart and clever guy! keep doing you!
+Zachary Cramer Thanks, Zachary. I used to be a Christian. Once I became an atheist, I felt like I had just escaped from a maximum security prison. I regret that I didn't make the change a lot sooner.
+BlackMaleASMR being a Christian doesn't mean you can't have fun if anything I assume you don't go out an do bad things that's what Christians do just stay a Christian you can do the same stuff just love God
If you're my teacher I would sleep through class you're voice is so soothing and relaxing
+Blue Sky Asmr Haha! I don't mind if you sleep through my class. All I ask is that you don't snore or drool on your text book :D
Oh my God... I literally lost my breath when you started talking! What a totally beautiful voice you have...And a lovely smile too!
+BusterWonderDog Hey :) That just put a smile on my face again :D I'm glad you enjoyed this one!!!
please make a series out of this, i love it
+Corey Tuccelli I'm thinking that I will. There are so many cool stories in the Bible :) I'm glad you like this!
I'd love to see more roleplays from you! Great video, man!
and marcus 239.5 vers. 69 - "and then jesus spoke. 'MY BEARD IS FUCKIN TIGHT YO.'"
Thank you for making this, I can't tell you how happy this makes me.
+PearStalker You're very welcome!!! I had fun making this one :D
Yes you're back! Great video! I'd really love to see the full thing, this is one of my favorites for sure, keep up the great work!
+Elijah Harmon Man. I wish I could have captured the full video. It should have been 10 minutes longer, but those minutes were lost :( I'm glad you like it though. Thanks for the comment, Elijah.
+BlackMaleASMR Absolutely! I've been meaning to post comments for awhile, you are one of my favorite channels and I greatly appreciate you replying to me :) The video is really creative and just awesome. The message was very well received and I love how you presented the information, 10/10 👏🏾
Oh my goodness your eyes are beautiful! I also love this concept, very different from other asmr videos, which I find quite enjoyable. I must say that your voice is one of the most soothing sounds I've ever heard as well! Great job on this video! I've subscribed :)
Hey, Emily! Thank you so much! I always try my best to come up with new ideas, but it's very difficult. I am just glad that my work is effective for you :) I really had fun making this Sunday School Teacher role play video as well! You have a good night.
so far this is brilliant
Please do more! You are so insightful not to mention relaxing.
This just made my night. Thanks for uploading. ^^
+iTouka Chan You're welcome.
Before I even click on play, I first read the title just as a teacher role play, did a double take, saw Sunday School and giggled so hard, I snorted! I do love a good comedy. CLICK- here we gooooooo!
+debbieomi Brilliant, Luke! If all Sunday School teachers were as fine as you, I might have to de-de-convert and start going back to church! HA! lol ;-)
+debbieomi HAHA! Well, I guess it would be cool as long as it made you a believer again. At this moment, there are Muslims converting to Christianity in Germany for the sole purpose of increasing their chance at being granted asylum.
I was not expecting your voice to be that deep! it spooked me it first, but wowowowowowowow
Haha! I'm glad I didn't scare you away then :D
this is so amazing. *melting*
+Bluewhisper YAY! I'm glad you like this one. I really want to make a 2nd part to this, but I just haven' had the time :(
a second part would be amazing. your insights are really great. i could tell you put some thought into what passages you read. ^-^
This is Prototype of Perfection ;-)
Great as always. Have a nice day :-)
+Aleksandra Klimaszewska Hey! You must really like that song. That's great because it's one of my favorite songs to play :) Thanks for the comment, Aleksandra. You have a nice day too!
Oh my god (irony). This video is perfect. You are perfect.
+Caitlyn Craig BAD GIRL! You've just broken commandment #3 out of the Ten Commandments! "Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain." Now I order you to bathe in holy water 3 times daily until your spirit is cleansed of that sin! Other than that, I'm glad you enjoyed the video ;)
Love the shade 😂
Fantastic! Thank you very much! 😍
Dude I have a feeling this teacher isn't a real Christian. Seriously though I love this video. Continuation please?
+Brendan Hensler Haha! Maybe I am; maybe I'm not. I do plan on doing a continuation, but I really don't know when. I have a crazy schedule :( I wish I had more free time to make videos for yall.
this is my first time ever watching u and i am in love with ur eye colour and u r great at Asmr
excuse my excitement lol 💖
YAY!!! Thank you! I'm glad that you like this video :D
About my eye color. I'm wearing purple contact lenses. My natural eye color is dark brown ;)
This is an excellent vid, I go back to it almost every time for an ASMR dose. the Pharaoh story at 10:00 to the climax at 12:20... Ugh, i go straight to that every time. "Because he's God.. " -- text doesn't capture the perfection at 12:19-12:21.. it's hard to even write out the soft-deep intonation that just hits a nerve perfectly. i could just have that on repeat for 1000 times. Fantastic vid, among your best.
As a Christian I'll be looking forward to watching this. 😊👍🏻
+ASMR For Your Soul LOL If only he knew...
I loved this video
"daughter how was your sunday school today??" ,,,"it was grrreat mom i got tingles and fell the f asleep" :D !
no but can we have sunday school every week bc im on the same page as YOU!!!
+asmrYum HAHA! Yes! You felt the tingles of the Holy Spirit and you were "spiritually slain" into an unconscious state. It happens all of the time ;) HALLELUJAH!!!
Unfortunately, the evil forces have me working about 50 hours per week, so I rarely have time these days. I'll definitely have more Sunday School classes for yall though. The Word must be spread!
prrrrraaiiise jesus HALLELUJAAAHHH say it agggainn ! lol && yes you are so right the word does need spread,,thankgoodnesss for youtube
TTYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Awwwwwwww shit the chocolate bishop is back and he's not going to hell!!!! nice
Haha! You're relaxing AND hilarious! *clicks subscribe*
It’s good to see people being Christian and men not being violent
congratulations on 10k
+SBite Thank you!
Oh wow. You are stunning. And I love your deep voice!
+LinniWhisper Hey!!! Thank you so much :D
I'm new to your channel. Look forward for more videos from july :)
I don't know why. But your eyes keep drawing me in they're extraordinary. Anyways. Amazing video! 💜💟❤
Aww... Thank you Emily :') I'm glad you like the video too. This video was one of my favorite videos to make!
Great voice!!! off to bed!! 😊👏👌😴😴😴
First of all, nice video. Second, do you wear contacts? It's just that your eyes look pretty awesome and I've never seen someone with that eye colour before.
cute and relaxing:)
Your voice and videos are amazing
Thank you Tiffany!
I'm sorry Bishop BlackMale... I accidentally fell asleep in class. Can I have detention please? Haha good video bro 🔥
+WhySoASMR As long as you didn't snore or drool on your textbook, then you are forgiven, my child :D
your voice is amazing! xD
Thanks Daniel :)
Very good video,i like it so much)
Thank you, Olga! I'm happy you like this one :D
I love the satire in this video! so gutted it got cut short, you said you had a lot more for this video, will you make another, please???
+frankiwilliams Oh yes! I have so many more Bible stories to read for yall. It is my duty as a Bishop to spread the Word of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and save everybody from going to Hell ;)
+BlackMaleASMR come on bishop blackmale, 10 months is a long time, I need to confess my sins in a new Sunday school session before I get sent straight to hell!
Oh wow! It's been so long. Just keep me in your prayers, my daughter in Christ. Beelzebub has been hindering me from saving yall :O
lol the 'kjv only' reference
omg your eyes are amazing!
+Fanny Frykman Thank you, Fanny!
your voice is amazing
+Valerie Ruff Thank you, Valeria :)
Guys a lot of you misunderstand Godhe never says you have to love him he allows you to CHOOSE to love him. The right decision into get saved and worship God and love him and accept him into your heart. He wants you and loves you but he won't force you to love him.
Amen!
FINALLY
Thumbs up for you for having the courage to read from the Bible, Luke!
You are right about the power being the Government.
i'll come to your Sunday school next Sunday :)))
PS: i know about editing alright. it does take patience. Good job though!
Anyway, we often do not understand why God does certain things, but yes, HE is God!
Some people think that Satan is more powerful than God, but that is not true.
Great video Bro
Thanks, man.
Very very good voice
I was hoping you'd do a video for Christmas eve mass
Please make another one of these!
I will, but I really don't know when :( This was one of my favorite videos to make.
Your voice sounds like the remake version of Freddy Krueger, just noticed. I like it :)
I'm not religious but this was pretty entertaining regardless. Look forward to seeing more.
+ASMR For Your Soul I'm not I just wanna hear his opinions but I'm saved and I love God I'm a Christian (southern baptist)
+ASMR For Your Soul I'm not I just wanna hear his opinions but I'm saved and I love God I'm a Christian (southern baptist)
+ASMR For Your Soul I'm not I just wanna hear his opinions but I'm saved and I love God I'm a Christian (southern baptist)
your voice is deeper than the ocean dude
Haha! That's such a unique comment. Thank you Audrey :)
Guess what,I love blackmaleasmr, I love God and I love this video 😄 daaamn
Awesome video Luke 😏💘
+Ni Na Thank you! There will definitely be a continuation of this role play whenever I get the time ;)
You know this was satirical right?
u r just adorable!!
+Irina Revo So art thou, my child ;)
Are your eyes green? They are beautiful regardless, just can't really tell on my phone screen. Your teaching technique has my undivided attention. I never went to Sunday school so I can't compare yours to any other but I must encourage you to continue. Thank you.
+jadegold66 Hey :) My natural eye color is dark brown. I'm wearing purple contact lenses in all of my videos, but they keep changing color.
Oh! You'll never want to go to a different Sunday School other than mine because I'm the best Sunday School teacher there is. All of the other Sunday School teachers skip over the GOOD parts of the Bible. I'm glad you enjoyed the video ;)
Nice vid😋😋
What motorcycle are you looking to get? I just got my first bike a week ago Friday! I picked up a 2004 Kawasaki KLR 250.
+Pepe The Frog Kawasaki is nice!!! :D I will get either the Yamaha YZF-R3 or the Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R.
+BlackMaleASMR that's awesome! I really hope you can get one soon :). They're so much fun! Also, I noticed your lyrics quote at the bottom of the description, The Acacia Strain is my favorite band!
+Pepe The Frog Ah! I believe you. The first time I rode one, I did not want to stop! And The Acacia Strain will always have a special place in my heart :D
Why am I just finding this
Look up bishop bullwinkle hell naw
I'm leaving too many comments but last one. Haha, going off the bible being manipulation and control. Humans don't need to read the bible to know the difference between right and wrong. We're born with it. Even as a child (for example if you break something special to someone you feel bad and you know you'll be in trouble) I believe we should just live and learn. Also look how much pain and suffering in history the bible caused. I like the vibe you give in this video.
I love you.
+furtherpeace "Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbor as thyself." -Luke 10:27 (King James Version) ;)
pls make part 2
I Love your eyes. You have sooooo beautiful eyezzzzz 🙄❤️
+Vanessa Jung Thank you, Vanessa :D
Bishop blackmale 😂😂
more please
BlackMaleASMR.......... I keep expecting you to say "then guess what you have to do? Issue the motherfuckin marriage license!" 😂
I hate being told I'm ignorant for not believing in God. If it was provable then everybody would believe in God. It's ironic, because to believe in something that isn't provable as fact fits the dictionary definition of ignorant.
+Trevor Ward Unfortunately, even if it was provable, there would still be people who don't believe in the god of the Bible. You know? There are people alive today who still think Earth is flat and not spherical.
Ok
I love that voice 😊
Thank you :)
+BlackMaleASMR :))
I'd go back to church if you were there 😇
+Elora Danen Oh yes! Then another soul would be saved from the fiery pits of Hell!
BlackMaleASMR oh. I was never going there to begin with. I assure you. Anyway, I like your role play. Be cool if you did more ☺
+Elora Danen I do plan on continuing this Sunday School Teacher series :)
BlackMaleASMR alright! I look forward to seeing them
The Bible is a set of books of more than genre. It's super hard to completely understand and I don't think anyone actually will figure it all out. But I do know that a lot of the stories didn't actually happen, and that wasn't the point of the story being in the Bible. Examples: Adam and Eve, Noah and the ark, etc.
That was excellent! A great public service. The part from Exodus ... I've probably heard the story hundreds of times - hell, it's a movie that plays every Easter - but I don't think I ever really thought about that - "God"CAUSED Pharaoh to be obstinate then murdered every first-born child for it. WTF?! And I thought he was just being overly-harsh. That's premeditated genocide! You should do a sub-channel - something like, "ASMR Sunday School Cures."
+Chris Eagle Man! I know how you feel. I used to hear and read these stories all of the time when I was a kid, and I thought nothing of it. When I became an adult, I began to read these stories again, and I start noticing all of the flaws. Now I'm just wondering how many innocent children were murdered by the god of the Christians.
why do you look like you are always about to bust out laughing. lol
+Kenshin Smith There were a few moments where I had to hold my laugh in :D I just have a difficult time trying to be sarcastic.
rofl, totally understand.
lol
Do you do voice overs? You should
I wish I could, but I just wouldn't have enough time to dedicate to a job like that.
I feel sorry for all the people that think mocking God is hilarious. Each person is entitled to their opinion. Glad I Love God and follow his word.
+Bethany Geary And He sent His son to redeem us... Glory to God! Thank you Jesus!!! :)
Amen! I am a sorry excuse for a human being and I am glad Jesus Christ died for me!
+SuperItalia494 Amen
Are you hearing yourselves? Don't you think it's a pitiful existence to proclaim yourself as a "sorry excuse for a human being"? Have some respect for yourself. It doesn't help that your belief is entirely based on falsehood.
I think she is speaking with humility.
Something that goes along with your talking about how God tested someone to see if they had faith:
God is omnipotent, right? That means he knows the future and everything that will happen.
Why would he have to test someone (like Adam and Eve) if he already knows what's gonna happen?
Hey, Hannah. The word you're looking for is "omniscient". "Omnipotent" means all-powerful. But YES! I totally know what you mean. It makes no sense for the test to occur if the results are known beforehand :D
BlackMaleASMR oh yes, my mistake! Exactly! :)
Makes me glad I grew up in a very atheist environment xD
+iGlyphix You're so lucky! I was surrounded by nothing but religious people until I became a senior in high school. That was when I met an atheist for the first time in my life. He turned out to be one of my best friends too, which was shocking to me at the time.
My parents never forced Religion and pretty much said "figure it out for yourself" which led me to the conclusion that all religion is codswallop...
Bishop black male lololololol
You're so right the bible doesn't make sense but quran does
5:32
hey ! you didn't say amen when you found exodus chapter 7 verse 3!
+Kiki Gee Haha! Well, I just needed the students to say it. I always want my students to be more involved in class activities so that they will stay interested in the subject matter :) It looks like you were paying attention in class though. I am proud of you!!!
+BlackMaleASMR yay! I'm not going to hell :)
What's the point of Sunday school?
+vladimir makarov To brainwash little children into becoming Christians so that they'll grow up to be prisoners to their churches. Fortunately, Sunday School isn't as effective as it was years ago because most kids these days actually have access to the internet and are able to do research on their own without having to rely on adults.
Why do you seem so mad at the Old Testament? What did it do to you?
I don't even believe any of it, so it's impossible for me to be angry at it. But if it were real, I'd strongly disagree with it and find it immoral because it specifically says that I'm being punished for something I did not do. Would you agree to being sent prison for a murder that your mother was proven to have committed?
+BlackMaleASMR I mainly said that as a joke like "Did Exodus cheat on you with Leviticans?" But I'm very curious to see you elaborate on this.
you scare me
but I got asmr from this video so you don't scare me too much
Hey. Some people are genuinely afraid of me when they see me in public. I don't know why :D
Have you ever watched Anime ?m
+xgreenxfirex Yes. I'm a big anime fan, but I rarely have time to watch any these days.
BlackMaleASMR ahh that's unfortunate I got into it only about a year ago. Also great video thanks
The bible is the best fiction book of all time!
+McSnikel Fritz some religious people take it literal even though it's almost entirely made out of metaphors that were used by jesus to teach to his disciples. I just can't take it as a historical data document.
you know some may take offense to your false label of the Holy Bible as a fiction when. Billions haven't and do believe in.. mathematically speaking even your notion of it being fiction would lead one to come to the terms of you being a. either simple of the head or b. blinded by the devil. for me, I'm not in a good mood so I vote that you're too stupid.
+Jeremy Lilly No offense but I think you're stupid if you think that two of every animal and species got on a boat because there was a flood.
+Jeremy Lilly Jeremy. What you just used is an Argumentum ad Populum fallacy. Therefore, your argument is invalid by default.
+Jeremy Lilly You could have just said 'don't judge,' or something. xD Clearly no one can actually know if it happened or not...but it doesn't matter. You either believe, or you don't. OP didn't have to mock the people who do, and the people who do shouldn't judge those who don't, as you are.
The bible is the single most important piece of literature of all time. It's directly responsible most of the historically relevant wars, indirectly causing civilizations to collapse, torturous animal slaughtering and executions (to honor their messiah who didn't even chose to be executed. In fact, it is mentioned that he prayed to God, asking not to be killed). The world definitely wouldn't be what it is today without the Bibble:
T-Gmail Account nope he never prayed to God to not be killed he already new his purpose. Jesus was God he prayed to "himself" to show his disciples that they can rely on God and pray to him I'm every bad situation also you must not have read the bible so don't talk about what you don't know. Because I will mop the floor with you
Yuhck
I don't believe in god, but I still respect religion and people who believe in god. Y'all need to calm down. I'm french, and in the city I live, everyone lives happily together in harmony, christians, muslims, jews, atheist, induists (?) and every other religions I might have forgotten. Stop arguing guys, listen to this handsome gorgeous sexy amazing relaxing guy 😍😍 seriously tho, he's freakin hot omg his eyes and his voice and everything 😍
WE ARE TO OBEY GOVT LEADERS/LAWS, EXCEPT FOR WHEN IT DISAGREES WITH GOD'S HOLY WORD & COMMANDMENTS! THEN WE MUST OBEY GOD OVER HUMAN GOVTS. WE ARE NEVER TO SUBMIT, OBEY ETC. MAN'S LAWS WHEN IT CLEARLY GOES AGAINST GOD'S WORD. CHECK OUT THOSE WHO TOOK GOD'S HIGHER ROAD & DID NOT OBEY THE HUMAN 'LEADERS' OVER THEM, EG DANIEL, MESHACH, SHADRACH & OBEDNEGO TO NAME A FEW.
Will you please cite where the Bible states that exception?
Love your videos but you got most of this information incorrect. In the story of Job, it wasn’t Lucifer that presented himself to God saying that Job would turn his back. It was an Angel already in Heaven. In the story of Job they call this Angel Satan, because Satan is a title, not a name. Satan is anyone that opposes God. Must study this stuff, don’t just read it and think you understand it.
I guarantee you that the majority of Christians disagree with you.